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Man: VASQUEZ. DeSTEFANO.
SHAUNESSY.

GOOD SCOTCH.

Man: YEAH, RIGHT.

DOUGLAS.
YOU'RE ALL HERE.

GOOD. WELL, SIT DOWN,

I HAVE SOMETHING
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

OVER THE NEXT 3 DECADES
HORNING CEREALS

BECAME AN INTERNATIONAL
CONGLOMERATE

WITH BRANCHES, OR SHOULD I SAY,
TENTACLES ALL OVER THE GLOBE

WITH EVERY DECISION IN THAT
BOARD ROOM COMING FROM ONE MAN--

MELVILLE HORNING.

INSIDERS SAY THERE WAS
A VEIL OF SECRECY PROTECTED

WITH AN ALMOST CARTOONISH
FERVOR BY MELVILLE HIMSELF.

A SIGN OF A VERY PARANOID
AND TROUBLED MIND.

THE MIND OF MELVILLE HORNING.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
CATCH HIM.

HERE IS. MR. HORNING?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DUMP
EXPIRED AND CONTAMINATED FOOD

IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES?

WHO ARE YOU? WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- BOBBY WALKERS, A FILMMAKER.
- EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.

AND ISN'T IT TRUE
THAT YOU TAKE HUGE

TAX DEDUCTIONS
FROM DISASTER CHARITIES?

OF COURSE NOT,
WHO IS THIS?

WELL, I HAVE
EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE.

SIR, PLEASE--

EVIDENCE...

HE HAS...EVIDENCE.

WHICH ONE OF MY LOYAL
VICE-PRESIDENTS

TALKED TO THIS CRACKPOT?

OH, PLEASE.

IT WASN'T ME, SIR,

I JUST GOT BACK
FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA,

LAST WEEK.

MR. HORNING,
I DIDN'T DO IT.

I MEAN, NONE OF US WOULD TALK
TO THIS CREEP, MR. HORNING.

I SWEAR--

THAT WHOEVER LEAKED
THIS INFORMATION...

IS GOING TO PAY
FOR IT DEARLY.

LET'S GO.

MR. HORNING,
LISTEN TO ME.

WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD WE--

VASQUEZ, STICK AROUND.

[GROANS]

OH, MY HEAD.

[GROANING]

[WATER SPLASHES]

MAN OVERBOARD!

IT'S MR. HORNING!

OH, WHAT TIME IS IT?

- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AH, IT'S THE BOSS,
HE FELL OVERBOARD.

I THINK HE'S DROWNING.

- WHAT?
- HOW?

OVERBOARD?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE SAYS
HORNING'S OVERBOARD.

I SAW HIM.
I KNOW I SAW HIM.

YOU IDIOT.

DON'T, DON'T.
LOOK, WAIT, DON'T JUMP.

OH, MR. HORNING,
I GOT YOU.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT HIM.

I'M GOING AROUND BACK.

HERE.

DANNY, SWIM HIM AROUND.

THAT'S IT.

BRING HIM TO THE BACK.

HERE, HERE, HERE.

ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME
HIS BELT.

JEEZ, HELP ME.
HELP ME LIFT HIM UP.

WE'LL DRAG HIM
UP ON THE DECK.

1, 2, 3.

IT'S TOO LATE.

MR. HORNING,
I GOT YOU.

LISTEN, THIS
WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED,

IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN
HAMMERED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I'M TELL YOU
I'M NOT DRUNK, I'M--

GET BACK TO YOUR CABIN
AND SLEEP IT OFF.

[GRUNTING]

PERFECT.

JIM!

[DOOR OPENING]

OH, CAPTAIN,

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE IN PORT ALREADY?

GET UP, JIM.

HEY, HOW'S OLD MAN HORNING?
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.

I THOUGHT HE FELL OVERBOARD.

YOURS WAS NO DREAM.

HORNING DID FALL
IN THE DRINK LAST NIGHT.

I FEEL LIKE A JERK,
'CAUSE I SLEPT RIGHT THROUGH IT.

BUT HORNING,
HE'S MAD AS HELL.

NOW I KNOW EVERYONE HAD A LITTLE
TOO MUCH TO DRINK LAST NIGHT,

BUT I THOUGHT YOU
MEANT IT THIS TIME.

HEY, I WASN'T DRUNK,
BARNEY. I SWEAR.

I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU,

BUT THE GUY'S SAFETY
WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

HORNING WANT YOU
OUT OF HERE. NOW.

BARNEY, COME ON.

COME ON, I NEED
THIS GIG, MAN.

I'M SORRY.

AT LEAST LET ME
TALK TO HORNING.

IT'S TOO LATE. HE'S ALREADY
SPLIT WITH THE ITALIAN WOMAN.

GET YOUR GEAR TOGETHER.
LET'S GO.

YOU GOT EVERYTHING?

LOOK WHO'S HERE.

[SIGHS]

THERE HE IS.

WE EVEN BOXED
OLD JIM.

SHOULD'VE LEFT
THAT SEAT FOR HIM.

- HE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP.
- WHAT'S HE LOOKING AT?

COME ON.

GO HOME, JIM.

[HUMMING]

YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

YEAH.

HI.

HOW WAS CHURCH?

IT WAS GOOD.

THE BOAT'S NOT DUE
BACK UNTIL TONIGHT.

OH, NO.

NOT AGAIN. YOU GOT
FIRED, DIDN'T YOU?

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, MAGGIE.
GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN WHAT?

HONEY, THIS WAS A VERY
GOOD JOB OPPORTUNITY.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

THE OLD MAN SLIPPED
AND FELL OVERBOARD.

WHO SLIPPED?

MELVILLE HORNING,
THE BIG BOSS.

SOMEBODY HAD TO TAKE
THE BLAME, SO THEY FIRED ME.

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN
LET ME SEE HIM.

I TOLD THEM I WASN'T DRUNK,
BUT THEY FIRED ME ANYWAY.

WHY DIDN'T THEY
BELIEVE YOU?

I WAS HAVING--

SOME KIND OF DIZZY SPELL.

WERE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?

MAGGIE--

I SWEAR TO YOU

I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
IN 91/2 MONTHS.

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

I CAN'T.

I'M SORRY.

I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

CATHY DAVIS,
HAVE YOU THOUGHT UP

A NEW BRAINTEASER?

FEEL LIKE BEING TEASED?

BY YOU? ANY TIME.

ALL RIGHT.
THIS ONE'S A RIDDLE.

RIDDLE ME.

OK.

AT NIGHT THEM COME
WITHOUT BEING FETCHED.

AND AT DAY THEY'RE LOST
WITHOUT BEING STOLEN.

AT NIGHT THEY COME
WITHOUT BEING FETCHED.

AND BY DAY THEY'RE LOST
WITHOUT BEING STOLEN.

TINKER, TAILOR, HOUSEWIFE,
SPY, AND PUZZLE MAKER.

HAVE I LEFT ANYTHING OUT?

I PREFER
DOMESTIC GODDESS

OF THE CENTRAL
SECURITY AGENCY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, HAVE YOU
HEARD FROM FRANK DARNELL LATELY?

NO, I HAVEN'T.

I GUESS HE DOESN'T NEED ME.

GOOD, WELL, THAT MAKES
MORE FOR ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I JUST NEED TO TAPE SOMETHING
ON THE FINANCE CHANNEL.

WHAT?

THE FINANCE CHANNEL?

IT'S MY RARE PLEASURE
TO BE SPEAKING LIVE

IN OUR STUDIO

WITH NOTORIOUSLY RECLUSIVE

BREAKFAST CEREAL MAGNATE,
MELVILLE HORNING.

WE JUST DON'T
LIKE CONTROVERSY.

NOW IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE SUING

FILMMAKER ROBBIE WATERS
TO KEEP HIS DOCUMENTARY,

SERIAL KILLER,
OFF THE AIR?

OURS IS A HIGHLY
COMPETITIVE FIELD.

THE COMPANY--

IT'S FOR ECONOMICS CLASS.

I OWN HORNING FOODS

IN MY FANTASY
STOCK PORTFOLIO.

WE'RE BEING GRADED ON IT.

IT'S A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.

WELL, THE WORLD MAKES
SENSE AGAIN.

DAD, I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE

THEY DIDN'T ANNOUNCE
ANYTHING IMPORTANT

OR GO BANKRUPT
BEFORE CLASS TOMORROW.

IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH NUMBERS,
YOU'RE GONNA MESS IT UP.

OH, YEAH? WELL,
THEN HOW COME MY PORTFOLIO'S INCREASED

BY 23% ALREADY?

EASY. YOU ADDED WRONG.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
GO TO BED.

WHAT?

I THINK THAT'S OUR CUE.

SAY 10 GRAMS OF SUGAR--

PER SERVING.

WHAT COMES TO MIND?

WHOA! THAT GUY'S
KIND OF CREEPY.

BOTH OF THEM.

WELL, LET'S GO FIND
SOMEBODY LESS CREEPY.

WE'RE FOLLOWING A BREAKING
STORY THIS TUESDAY MORNING.

THE OWNER OF THIS MULTIMILLION
DOLLAR BEACHFRONT HOME

WAS FOUND DEAD
A WATER'S EDGE

JUST AFTER DAWN
BY A JOGGERS.

THE VICTIM HAS BEEN
IDENTIFIED AS

THE RECLUSIVE CEO
OF HORNING INTERNATIONAL,

MELVILLE HORNING.

THERE'S NO SIGN
OF FOUL PLAY

AND THE PULMONARY
CAUSE OF DEATH

IS LISTED AS
ACCIDENTAL DROWNING.

IN OTHER NEWS IN THE SOUTHLAND
THIS MORNING, CARL--

HERE YOU GO, FRANK.

THANK YOU.

YOU SAID ON THE PHONE
THAT YOU NEEDED MY HELP.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WELL, IT'S ABOUT JIM.

I ASKED HIM TO LEAVE.

THE BOOZE AGAIN?

YEAH.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT,

UNTIL I TURNED ON
THE NEWS THIS MORNING

AND I HEARD ABOUT
MELVILLE HORNING.

HORNING. YEAH,
WE WENT OVER THAT IN OUR DAILY BRIEFING.

JIM WAS WORKING FOR HIM.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW JIM HAS BEEN
STRUGGLING WITH HIS ALCOHOLISM.

RIGHT.

WELL, THE LAST COUPLE YEARS

SINCE HE GOT LET GO OF
FROM THE C.S.A.

IT'S BEEN THE WORST.

I MEAN,
HE'D HAVE A COUPLE MONTHS OF SOBRIETY

AND THEN HE'D START
DRINKING AGAIN--

YOU KNOW, LOOK, MAGGIE,

I NEVER WANTED HIM FIRED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I KNOW, FRANK.

AND I NEVER BLAMED
YOU FOR THAT.

RIGHT.

ANYWAY, AN OLD
NAVY BUDDY OF HIS

GETS HIM THE GIG AS PRIVATE
SECURITY FOR MELVILLE HORNING.

THAT'S A BIG JOB.

THE THING IS--

JIM TOLD ME, SUNDAY MORNING,

THAT HE SAW HORNING FALL
OVERBOARD AND DROWN

SATURDAY NIGHT.

THEY SAID HE WAS DRUNK.

AND THEY FIRED HIM.

AND THEN HORNING
TURNS UP DEAD,

DROWNED, IN FACT.

THAT'S QUITE A COINCIDENCE.

MAYBE I COULD HAVE CATHY
HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE.

THOSE TWO USED TO BE PARTNERS.

CATHY DAVIS?

YEAH.

SHE STILL WORKS WITH YOU?

YEAH, WELL...

I GUESS YOU CAN SAY
I KIND OF...

DRAGGED HER BACK IN.

TELL YOU WHAT.

LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

OK?

AHH! UNI.

UH, SURPRISE.

[DOOR SLAMS]

HI, MOM.

HEY, DON'T SLAM
THE DOOR SO HARD.

- HEY.
- HI.

HI.

HEY, WAIT, WAIT,
SUSAN, COME HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SHE WON'T TELL
ME WHAT'S WRONG.

IS IT BOY TROUBLE? WHAT--

MY FANTASY
STOCK PORTFOLIO.

IT CRASHED,

'CAUSE THE STUPID HEAD
OF STUPID HORNING FOODS DIED

AND NOW THE STUPID STOCK
IS WORTHLESS.

WELL, AT LEAST IT'S
A FANTASY PORTFOLIO.

I GUESS.

HONEY--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S FOR YOU.
IT'S YOUR BOSS FRANK DARNELL

FROM THE U.S. PUZZLE COMPANY.

HELLO?

CATHY, IT'S FRANK.

HEY, FRANK.

IT'S JIM MONROE.
HE NEEDS A HAND.

OH, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

YOU GO OUT AND SAVE THE WORLD
TONIGHT AND I'LL DO THE COOKING.

AND TOMORROW NIGHT
WE'LL SWITCH.

I THINK BUILDING HOUSES IS A
TERRIFIC WAY OF SAVING THE WORLD.

BYE.

HEY, HEY, DOES YOUR RIDDLE THING
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DOGS?

I MEAN, THEY COME
WITHOUT BEING FETCHED.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE
A DOG THING.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

YEAH.

JIM WAS LIKE
A BIG BROTHER TO ME

WHEN I FIRST JOINED
THE C.S.A.

IF I REMEMBER RIGHT,
HE SAVED YOUR LIFE A OF COUPLE TIMES.

REMEMBER THAT TIME
IN PORTUGAL?

OH, AND THE TIME IN DC.

I GUESS YOU OWE HIM ONE.

OH, YEAH.

CATHY DAVIS.

OH!

LOOK AT YOU.

ME? LOOK AT YOU,

STILL THE PRETTIEST SPY
IN NORTH AMERICA.

SEE WHY I LIKE
HIM SO MUCH?

JIM.

LONG TIME.

FRANK, HOW YOU DOING?

HAVE A SEAT.

I HAVEN'T SEE YOU
SINCE I LEFT THE C.S.A. OR--

TRIED TO LEAVE.
AND NOW YOU'VE LEFT, TOO.

YEAH, RIGHT, ALTHOUGH I GOT
THROWN OUT ON MY DRUNKEN BUTT.

HEY, I'M A SPY,
NOT A GOSSIP.

UH, JIM, LOOK, I'VE--

I'VE FILLED CATHY IN
ON THE BASICS--

HOW YOU GOT THE JOB
ON HORNING'S YACHT

AND WHAT YOU SAID THAT
YOU SAW SATURDAY NIGHT.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU
REMEMBER-- ANYTHING AT ALL?

WELL, THE MORE
I THINK OF IT,

THE MORE I'M SURE
I SAW HORNING DROWN.

BUT IT'S LIKE--

I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE WAS WATCHING IT,

YOU KNOW, THROUGH MY EYES.

FRANK SAID YOU FELT
WOOZY, MESSED UP.

I NEVER HAD
A MIGRAINE BEFORE,

BUT IT SURE FELT LIKE ONE.

I'M 9 MONTHS SOBER, CATHY.

IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WONDERING.

THAT'S GREAT, JIM.

THINK MAYBE YOU
GOT SEASICK?

IS THAT A POSSIBILITY?

IF I GOT SEASICK,
DO YOU REALLY THINK

I'D GET A JOB ON A BOAT,
FRANK, I MEAN, REALLY.

LOOK, JIM, WE'RE JUST
TRYING TO HELP--

- ARE YOU?
- YES, WE ARE.

LOOK, I TOLD
YOU WHAT I SAW.

I WAS A GOOD AGENT, FRANK.

SOMETHING HAPPENED
ON THAT BOAT

AND LOST MY JOB AND MY
WIFE BECAUSE OF IT.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
I'M GONNA PROVE IT MYSELF.

WHY DID YOU PARK
SO FAR AWAY.

I WANTED TO SAVE
5 BUCKS, OK?

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ABOUT HIS STORY?

NO, ABOUT HIS DRINKING.

WELL, MY INTUITION SAYS
HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

SO DOES MY EDUCATED NOSE.

AHH, I GUESS HIS STORY
ABOUT HORNING DROWNING

ON SATURDAY NIGHT--

IT IS POSSIBLE.

IT COULD BE POSSIBLE,
BUT IS IT PLAUSIBLE?

NO, NOT SO FAR.

THE CORONER SAYS, BECAUSE OF THE
RIGOR AND DECOMP OF THE BODY,

HORNING DIED ON MONDAY
AT MIDNIGHT.

BETWEEN 10 P.M.
ON MONDAY

AND 2 A.M. TUESDAY

DOESN'T EXACTLY INCLUDE
SATURDAY NIGHT.

ANY SIGN OF FOUL PLAY?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DECIDE.

FRANK--

IF THE CORONER DIDN'T FIND
ANY EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING

IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH, BUT--

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL LOOK IN TO IT.

JIM'S A GREAT GUY.

I JUST WISH I HADN'T SEEN
MELVILLE HORNING

ON LIVE TELEVISION
2 DAYS AFTER

JIM SAID HE SAW HIM DEAD.

SUSAN! WHAT IS SHE DOING?

HURRY IT UP!
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!

COME ON, SUSAN!

[HORN HONKS]

I'M COMING.

WELL, I SAY HE'S BEEN
PROPERLY MEMORIALIZED.

CAN WE GO NOW, DOUG?

STELLA, WHY WASN'T
HE BURIED?

WELL, HE WAS
TOO PARANOID.

MELVILLE STIPULATED IN HIS
WILL HE WANTED A FULL AUTOPSY.

WHAT?

I NEED ANOTHER DRINK.

WELL, WELL, HEY,
DOUGIE BOY.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE INTERIM CEO.

YEAH, I SEE YOU GOT
WHAT YOU WANTED--

BIG OFFICE, BIG TITLE--

IF YOU THINK I WANTED
THE CHAIRMANSHIP LIKE THIS,

YOU'RE AN EVEN
WORSE HUMAN BEING

THAN I TOOK YOU FOR.

THE MAN I DEAD
FOR GOD SAKES,

CAN WE SHOW A LITTLE
RESPECT HERE, DANIEL?

A LITTLE BIT.

COME ON,
LET'S GET A DRINK.

OH, NOT MUCH
OF A TURNOUT

CONSIDERING WHAT
A POWERFUL MAN HE WAS.

I GUESS THE INFLUENCE
DIES WITH THE MAN.

THOUGHT I MIGHT FIND YOU
LURKING AROUND HERE

AT HORNING'S
MEMORIAL SERVICE.

AH, WELL, I'M A SPY.

LURKING'S WHAT I DO.

DID--

I CAN'T JUST
LET IT GO.

WHO'S THE BLONDE?

THAT'S STELLA ANDRE,

HORNING'S CHIEF
FINANCIAL OFFICER.

SHE WAS APPOINTED TEMPORARY
CEO TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE.

WHY SURPRISE?

'CAUSE THEY THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE

THE GOLDEN BOY,
DOUGLAS MAYNARD,

THE ALL-AMERICAN
SUCCESS STORY.

RAISED IN AN ORPHANAGE,

WON A SCHOLARSHIP
TO PRINCETON.

HE WAS THE OLD MAN'S FAVORITE
OR SO EVERYONE THOUGHT.

THAT'S TOM SHAUNESSY,

HE HANDLES
THE SOUTH PACIFIC REGION.

NEVER MET A COLD FOSTERS
HE DIDN'T LIKE.

ALSO FOND OF THE LADIES.

MMM. LIKE THAT ONE?

FRANCES DeSTEFANO,
SHE'S ITALIAN.

DON'T LET THE GLAMOUR GIRL
LOOKS FOOL YOU,

SHE'S ONE TOUGH COOKIE.

AND THAT LEAVES--

DANIEL VASQUEZ, OR EL REY,
AS THE CREW CALLED HIM,

DIRECTOR OF EUROPEAN
OPERATIONS.

HE COMES FROM FLORIDA.

MADE HIS BONES AT DISNEY.

SO YOU THINK ALL 4
OF THEM ARE GONNA CONFESS

TO SOME KIND OF COVER UP
IN SIGN LANGUAGE, JIM?

LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I SAW
ON THAT BOAT, CATHY.

BUT APPARENTLY,

NONE OF YOU TRUST ME
ENOUGH TO INVESTIGATE.

WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?
I'M HERE. I WANT TO HELP YOU.

I DON'T NEED
YOUR CHARITY.

I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

WELL, ANY REASONABLE PERSON,

ANY SOBER PERSON

WOULD ACCEPT ANY HELP
THEY COULD GET.

YOU'RE TOO SMART
FOR ME, YOU KNOW THAT?

OK. WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

THE HARDEST THING
OF ALL--

NOTHING.

IF HORNING DID DIE
ON SATURDAY

AND THOSE 4 ARE
COVERING IT UP,

YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
WE WANT TALKING TO THEM.

THEY KNOW YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHY--

IF HORNING DIED
ON SATURDAY NIGHT,

I SAW HIM ON LIVE TV
ON MONDAY.

NAOMI, NAOMI, NAOMI,

HOW MANY TIMES
DO HAVE TO REITERATE?

THE SPORT TOP BOTTLE
WAS DESIGNED BY PHILISTINES

TO SERVE NEANDERTHALS.

PELLEGRINO, PLEASE.

YES, MR. LEONARD.

SORRY, MR. LEONARD.

IN REAL GLASS.

AHH!

AND YOU MUST BE
THE REPORTER

FROM THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.

YOU ARE VERY PUNCTUAL.
SO RARE THESE DAYS.

I WOULDN'T BE LATE FOR AN
INTERVIEW WITH LEN LEONARD.

I'M JUST SO HONORED
TO BE HERE.

ANYTHING FOR THE WSJ

AS I LIKE TO CALL
YOUR ESTEEMED PUBLICATION.

SO THIS IS WHERE
IT ALL HAPPENS?

THIS IS IT.

PLEASE--

OH!

THIS IS WHERE
WE MAKE THE MAGIC.

WOW!

WOW!

THIS IS GREAT.

NOW--

FIRE AWAY.

WHAT IS IT YOU
WANT TO KNOW?

WELL, I WANT TO KNOW
HOW YOU DID IT?

HOW DID I DO WHAT?

GOT THE CEO
OF HORNING FOODS

TO AGREE TO A LIVE,
ON THE AIR INTERVIEW.

AH!

BECAUSE, UH,
AS THEY SAY--

MELVILLE HORNING ONLY
TALKS TO ONE PERSON--

MELVILLE HORNING.

WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE BEING DUBBED

THE SMARTEST MAN
ON THE AIR

TO GET PEOPLE TO SIT UP
AND TAKE NOTICE.

I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET HIM

IN FRONT OF THAT CASSETTE
RECORDER FOR YEARS.

WELL, YOU WON'T
GET HIM NOW. BAD LUCK.

I'M SORRY, THAT WAS COLD.

THEY DON'T CALL US--

HARD-BITTEN JOURNALISTS
FOR NOTHING.

WELL, UM--

OH, ARE YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE?

UH, NO. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER.

BOLTED TO THE FLOOR
I'M AFRAID.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET
THESE TECHNICIANS

TO ADJUST
THEIR FIELD OF FOCUS.

YOU KNOW, THAT PUTS ME
IN MIND OF THE MOST

HILARIOUS ESCAPADE WHEN I WAS
IN PUBLIC TELEVISION IN DC.

BILL BUCKLEY AND I
ARE SITTING

WITH JULIA CHILD
AND FRED ROGERS

DICK--

OH, SORRY.

UH, I'M SORRY,
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.

I DIDN'T EVEN
HEAR A RING.

IT'S VERY SILENT.

WEST COAST BUREAU, JANE.

AH, I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE MOST

FASCINATING INTERVIEW.

AHH!

ALL RIGHT, FINE. FINE.

I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO.

THEY NEVER INTERRUPT ME
DURING ONE OF THOSE

MIND-NUMBING BANK
MERGER PIECES.

BUT COULD I TAKE
A RAIN CHECK?

I INSIST.

THANK YOU.

OH, UM, I JUST HAVE
ONE MORE THING.

COULD I TAKE A PICTURE
OF YOU ON YOUR SET?

OH, ABSOLUTELY.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S PERFECT. OK.

SMILE.

PERFECT. THANK YOU.

DOES THIS TIE
MAKE ME LOOK FRENCH?

Radio: ROGER THAT,
WE GOT A GOOD LOOK.

OH, WAIT. LET ME
HELP YOU WITH THAT.

OH, THANK YOU.

I'M PATHETIC,
AREN'T I?

THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

YOUR BOSS IS
JUST AS BAD AS MINE.

LEAVES ME OUT OF THE LOOP,
TAKES CREDIT FOR ALL OF MY IDEAS,

MAKES NO ALLOWANCE
FOR MY HUSBAND AND MY KIDS.

BUT WHEN IT COME TO HIM
AND HIS PROBLEMS, STAND BACK.

UH-HUH.

WHY DO WE
PUT UP WITH THAT?

'CAUSE LIFE WOULD BE
SO DULL WITHOUT THEM.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

HUH.

I GOT TO CHECK SOMETHING.

HUH, MAYBE.

- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- THIS WAY.

- WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE?
- AW, HE'S A JERK.

WHEN I SAY--

10 GRAMS OF SUGAR--

PER SERVING.

WHAT COMES TO MIND?

WELL, THE CORN RINGS
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN--

WAIT A MINUTE.
THE CHAIR.

UH, THIS GARAGE
IS A MESS.

YOU TWO, I'M GOING
TO THE BANK

SO DON'T KILL EACH OTHER,
ALL RIGHT?

I'M GOING TO QUENTIN'S.

THAT'S GREAT, HONEY.

- Both: BYE, MOM
- BYE, HUN.

HEY, NICK,

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU'RE ACTING EVEN
WEIRDER THAN USUAL.

MOM ALWAYS SAID
WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE,

IT'S FAMILY THAT WILL
COME THROUGH FOR YOU.

THAT IN THE END,

YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE
TO DEPEND ON EACH OTHER, RIGHT?

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU
WANT TO DEPEND ON ME FOR.

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
NOT TO TELL MOM AND DAD.

I'M IN TROUBLE.

YOU KNOW THAT FANTASY
STOCK PORTFOLIO

I PUT TOGETHER
FOR ECONOMICS CLASS?

UH-HUH.

WELL, IT'S NOT
COMPLETELY FANTASY.

I USED REAL MONEY.

HOW'D YOU GET MONEY
TO INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET?

I BORROWED IT
FROM MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

THAT'S FOR COLLEGE.

HOW'D YOU EVEN GET IT?

I USED MOM'S PASSWORD
FROM HER COMPUTER.

MOM IS GONNA KILL YOU.

I DID ALL THE RESEARCH

AND I PICKED
REALLY GOOD STOCKS.

AND I WAS DOING REALLY WELL
UNTIL STUPID HORNING DIED.

NICK, IF MOM AND DAD FIND
OUT THAT I LOST MY SAVINGS,

DAD'S GONNA HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.

THEN IT'S OBVIOUS,
ISN'T IT?

THEY CAN'T FIND OUT.

THANKS. SO WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?

I GOT SOME IDEAS.

HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE.

LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THESE.

OH, THANKS.
OH, IT'S YOU. HI.

- HI.
- LOOK, UM,

WHAT I SAID
ABOUT MR. LEONARD,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA PRINT
ANY OF THAT, ARE YOU?

AND GET YOU IN TROUBLE
WITH YOUR BOSS?

I'M NOT THAT KIND
OF REPORTER.

GOOD. BECAUSE I LOVE
MY JOB.

WELL--

I DON'T REALLY LOVE IT.

IT'S PRETTY LOUSY ACTUALLY.

LOOK, I JUST WANTED
TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
ABOUT MR. LEONARD.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S ABOUT
MELVILLE HORNING.

NOW YOU MET HIM,
WHAT IS HE REALLY LIKE?

HORNING?

UM--

UH--

YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT AS BAD
AS EVERYONE SAYS, I GUESS.

UM--

HE WAS NEVER HERE,
WAS HE?

LOOK, I TOLD YOU BEFORE

I'M NOT THAT KIND
OF REPORTER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
JUST MOVE YOUR HEAD.

WAS MELVILLE HORNING
EVEN HERE ON MONDAY?

YEAH. THEY SAID HE WAS OFF

IN SOME SECRET STUDIO
SOMEWHERE BECAUSE OF HOW

PARANOID AND WEIRD HE IS.

BUT I DON'T EVEN THINK
IT WAS A LIVE FEED.

I THINK IT WAS SOME OLD
CANNED PIECE THEY EDITED IN.

I PROOFREAD THE QUESTIONS--

THEY WERE CONSTRUCTED
TO GO WITH THE ANSWERS.

NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE WITH
LEN LEONARD'S REPUTATION

DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

THE BUZZ IS THAT
THE BIG BRASS

BOUGHT PRESSURE TO BEAR,
BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY.

I THINK I DO.

ADVERTISING REVENUE.

WELL, HORNING'S CEREAL DOESN'T
ADVERTISE ON THE FINANCE CHANNEL.

TRUE. BUT THEY'RE THE NUMBER
ONE ADVERTISER ON KID TV.

AND ACCORDING TO
THE LATEST FCC FILING,

KID TV OWNS
THE FINANCE CHANNEL.

OH!

HEY, FRANK.

SO WHAT DO YOU
GOT FOR ME?

SOMETHING PRETTY GOOD.

CHECK THIS OUT.

GREAT. YOU HAVE
ONE OF THESE RIGHT HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT.

NOW THIS IS THE GUEST CHAIR
ON THE SET OF MONEY TALKS.

WHERE HORNING WAS
SUPPOSEDLY INTERVIEWED

LIVE ON THE AIR
BY LEN LEONARD ON MONDAY.

THE CHAIRS ARE SCREWED
TO THE FLOOR, SEE?

- RIGHT.
- OK.

AND THIS IS HORNING AS HE
ACTUALLY APPEARED ON CAMERA.

SO IT'S A DIFFERENT CHAIR.

MAYBE THEY REDECORATED.

NOPE. I CHECKED.

HORNING WAS NEVER
IN THE STUDIO AT ALL.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS ON MONDAY,
I'M STILL WORKING ON THAT.

BUT I KNOW HE WASN'T
ON THE SET OF MONEY TALKS.

NOW TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS STOCK REPORT.

"CEREAL COMPANY SENIOR
EXECUTIVES SELL OFF HOLDINGS."

WELL, ANYONE WOULD
SELL THEIR STOCK

AFTER THE BOSS TAKES
A LONG WALK ON A SHORT PIER.

LOOK.

THIS ARTICLE'S
DATED MONDAY.

HORNING'S-- HORNING'S
VICE PRESIDENTS

ALL SOLD THEIR STOCKS
BEFORE HORNING TURNED UP DEAD.

YES. THEREBY REALIZING
A HUGE PROFIT,

INSTEAD OF A HUGE LOSS.

LUCKY COINCIDENCE
FOR THEM, HUH?

RIGHT. KEEP DIGGING.

YOU JUST WANNA CLEAR
JIM MONROE'S REPUTATION.

NO, I TOLD YOU
I'M-- I'M JUST CURIOUS.

I THINK JIM'S A GOOD MAN. I'D LIKE TO
SEE HIM GET IT TOGETHER THAT'S ALL.

SOFTIE.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING FISHING.

CAPTAIN BARNES.

THAT'S ME.

PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?

YEAH.

DO YOU ALWAYS
SWAB YOUR OWN DECKS?

I FIND IT THERAPEUTIC.

AND YOU ARE?

OH, JANE DOE,
HARBOR PATROL.

JUST TRANSFERRED IN
FROM REDONDO.

DO YOU EVER USE BAKING SODA
ON THAT THING?

AND TOMATO JUICE, LEMONS,

INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
ODOR EATERS.

CATCH COOLERS
SMELL LIKE FISH.

WELL, HERE'S THE THING,
CAPTAIN BARNES.

WE RECEIVED A REPORT THAT
A MELVILLE HORNING DIED

ON YOUR LAST VOYAGE.

IT SEEMS LIKE THE SORT OF THING A
CAPTAIN WOULD REPORT, YOU KNOW.

HE WOULD,
IF IT HAPPENED.

JIM MONROE CALLED YOU,
DIDN'T HE?

UM--

LOOK, JIM'S A GOOD GUY.

BUT HE'S BEEN KNOWN
TO SEE PINK ELEPHANTS,

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
REALLY HAPPENED?

NOTHING TO REPORT.

I WAS BELOW DECK SLEEPING.
DIDN'T HEAR A THING.

THE GUESTS REPORTED THAT
HORNING SLIPPED AND FELL

AND ONE OF THE GUESTS PULLED
HIM TO SAFETY. END OF STORY.

SO YOU DON'T THINK THIS
HORNING FELLOW DROWNED?

NOT ON SATURDAY NIGHT,
HE DIDN'T.

HORNING GAVE THE ORDER
TO RETURN TO PORT

ON SUNDAY MORNING.

HE LOADED HIS FISH INTO HIS
CAR AND SIGNED THE LOG.

OH, COULD I SEE THAT?

SURE. THIS WAY.

OH, HERE WE ARE.

THANK YOU.

HMM. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

OOH, LOOK AT ALL THESE
MELVILLE HORNING ENTRIES.

THIS LAST ONE LOOKS
A LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

COULD I SEE
YOUR CREW QUARTERS, PLEASE?

THIS WAY.

DOWNSTAIRS.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A BOTTLE,

I ALREADY CHECKED.
THERE WASN'T ONE.

NO LITTLE BOTTLES
OF WINE?

NOT AS FAR AS I KNOW.

THINK BACK
TO SUNDAY MORNING.

DID MR. HORNING SAY ANYTHING
TO YOU ABOUT THE INCIDENT

WHEN YOU RETURNED TO PORT?

NO.

HE WAS GONE BEFORE I SECURED
THE BOAT TO THE DOCK.

I WASN'T FEELING SO GOOD
THAT MORNING EITHER.

DID YOU ACTUALLY
SEE, OR HEAR,

OR SPEAK
TO MR. HORNING

ANYTIME AFTER
YOU TURNED IN

ON SATURDAY NIGHT?

NOW THAT I THINK
ABOUT IT--

NO.

HMM.

HERE'S YOUR PASS.

KIND OF WEIRD
TO BE BACK, HUH?

YEAH.

- HI, JIM.
- HEY, FRANK.

- WELCOME BACK.
- THANKS, MAN.

IF JANE DOE HERE IS RIGHT,
WHICH SHE USUALLY IS,

THOSE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS
JUST PULLED OFF

A MAJOR STOCK SWINDLE.

JANE DOE?

IS THAT THE CODENAME
DARNELL GAVE YOU?

HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY.

I HEARD THAT.

SO, UH, FRANK.

DOES THAT MEAN IF I
HELP YOU BREAK THE CASE,

I GET REINSTATED?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
ME TO HELP YOU PROVE

YOU WEREN'T SEEING THINGS.

YOU DON'T WANNA
WORK HERE ANYWAY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU PAN OUT AS
AN OUTSIDE CONTRACTOR

ON THIS OPERATION,

I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD
FOR YOU, HOW'S THAT?

PERFECT. THANKS.

HERE IT IS.

OK. THESE ARE, UH--

HORNING CEREAL'S
SENIOR EXECUTIVES.

WHEN HORNING DIED
ON SATURDAY NIGHT,

THE ONLY ONE NOT ON THE
BOAT WAS STELLA ANDRE

WHO JUST BECAME
TEMPORARY CEO.

THE PROBLEM IS--

IS THAT WE DON'T
HAVE ANY PROOF

THAT HORNING DIED
ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

YEAH. WE NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING

AT ALL THAT'S NEW.

WELL, EVERYTHING WAS
FINE UP THROUGH DINNER.

THEY COOKED ONE OF THE
TUNA THE OLD MAN CAUGHT.

SO HE WAS IN A GOOD MOOD
FOR HIM.

THEN HE SCREENED THAT FLAME
THROWER OF A DOCUMENTARY.

HE CALLED THEM
BACK IN TO THE SALON

ONE AT A TIME TO RIP
THEM EACH A NEW ONE.

HE LET ME GO
FOR THE NIGHT FIRST.

I GUESS HE DIDN'T
WANT AN AUDIENCE.

SHAUNESSY AND DeSTEFANO

WERE OFF BEHIND
THE BLEACHERS AS USUAL.

WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE
YOU HEARD THE SPLASH?

WELL, I WOKE UP
A LITTLE BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

MY HEAD WAS SPLITTING.

SO THEN YOU WENT
UP ON DECK

AND YOU SAW HORNING
IN THE WATER.

AND THEN YOU SAW
THE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS

FISH HIM OUT.
NOW DID YOU--

FEEL HIS SKIN
AT ALL-- THE TEMPERATURE

OR HIS PULSE-- ANYTHING?

WELL, LIKE I SAID
THEY THOUGHT I WAS DRUNK.

THEY WOULDN'T LET ME
GET CLOSE ENOUGH.

WELL, JIM, DID YOU
EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING

THAT MIGHT HAVE
AFFECTED YOU?

WHAT? YOU THINK SOMEONE SPIKED
THE PUNCH OR SOMETHING?

I KNOW MOLDY RYE GRAIN HAS BEEN
KNOWN TO CAUSE HALLUCINATIONS.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE
THINK CAUSED THE SALEM WITCH HUNTS.

WELL, MAGGIE MADE ME
A BAG LUNCH

AND SOMEONE FROM HORNING'S OFFICE
SENT THE CREW COOKIES. YEAH.

DID YOU SEE HORNING DEAD?

HEY, LOOK, WE'RE
WASTING TIME, FRANK.

I SAY WE TURN HORNING
CEREAL UPSIDE DOWN

AND SHAKE IT UNTIL
THE PRIZE FALLS OUT.

WHAT, YOU WANT
TO SEARCH THE OFFICES?

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- BASED ON WHAT?

YOU GOT 4 VICE PRESIDENTS WHO
WERE CLOSE ENOUGH TO HORNING

TO KNOW IF HE WAS DEAD
OR ALIVE. THEY SAY ALIVE.

- OH, THEY SAY ALIVE--
- THAT'S IT.

BUT WHAT I SAY
MEANS NOTHING, IS THAT IT?

THAT'S NOT WHAT
WE'RE SAYING, JIM.

FINE.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

HEY, JIM.

COME ON,
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH.

WE'RE NOT GONNA
LET YOU DOWN.

SORRY, CATHY,
IT'S...

IT'S...

JUST HARD TO ASK FOR HELP SOMETIMES,
YOU KNOW.

YEAH, I KNOW.

LOOK. FRANK AND I
WILL GO DOWN

AND INTERVIEW THOSE 4
VICE PRESIDENTS TOMORROW.

I PROMISE YOU.

WELL, THANKS.
I APPRECIATE IT.

UH, COULD YOU?

OH, YEAH.

[BEEPING]

[DOOR OPENS]

YOU AND I ARE
ON THIS CASE TOGETHER,

NO MATTER
WHAT FRANK SAYS, OK?

OK.

SEE YA LATER.

[ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE]

[FOOTSTEPS]

HEY, DAD.
WE WERE WONDERING IF WE COULD--

HEY, NICK, I'VE GOT
A RIDDLE FOR YOU.

AT NIGHT THEY COME
WITHOUT BEING FETCHED.

BY DAY THEY ARE LOST
WITHOUT BEING STOLEN.

MOM DOESN'T LIKE IT
WHEN I GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS.

IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

BUT SUSAN AND I
WERE WONDERING

IF WE COULD HAVE PERMISSION
TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE.

[CHUCKLES]
FOR A SECOND THERE

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE.

UH-HUH.

WITH YOUR SISTER?

- YES.
- ON PURPOSE?

- YES AND YES.
- WHAT'S THE CATCH?

NO CATCH.

CAN WE, UH, START NOW?

SURE.

THANKS.

PUSH BROOM'S
BEHIND THE LAWN MOWER.

HAVE FUN.

HAVE FUN DOING WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.

THEY WANNA CLEAN OUT
THE GARAGE TOGETHER.

JUST START ROLLING.

IT'S ALREADY 9:00.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE PRESS CONFERENCE.

WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO PICK
UP THEIR DRY CLEANING.

I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW
I HAVE A LIFE, FRANK.

Woman: THANK YOU, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, FOR COMING.

I APPRECIATE
YOUR PATIENCE.

MELVILLE HORNING'S DEATH IS
A SAD LOSS FOR THIS COMPANY

AND FOR ME PERSONALLY.

GOOD MORNING,
I'M STELLA ANDRE.

I'M THE TEMPORARY
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER

OF HORNING FOODS
AND HORNING INTERNATIONAL.

THE LAST THING I WANT
TO DO IS COMPOUND TRAGEDY

WITH RUMOR AND INNUENDO,

SO I'VE INVITED THE COUNTY
CORONER TO SHARE HIS FINDINGS.

WILL YOU SUCCEED HORNING

AS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER,
MS. ANDRE?

THAT'LL BE UP
TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

JUST TO FOLLOW UP.
ONE MORE QUESTION.

THAT CHICK IS CHIC.

...OUR MEDIA RELATIONS
DEPARTMENT

WILL DO THEIR BEST TO HELP.

THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY.

NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO THE COUNTY CORONER.

LET'S NOT MAKE THIS
SUCH A BIG PROBLEM

BECAUSE IT ISN'T.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

I AGREE WITH HIM.

WHAT?

MAY I HELP YOU?

OH, I'M FINE,
BUT ARE YOU DANIEL VASQUEZ?

YEAH. DO I KNOW YOU?

WHY ARE YOU BARGING
IN ON US?

OH, I'M SORRY.
IT'S SO RUDE.

I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF.

UM, I'M AGENT DOE
FROM THE C.S.A.,

AND THIS IS NATIONAL
SECURITY BUSINESS...

MS. DeSTEFANO.

YOU KNOW MY NAME.

YES. YES.

AND YOUR SOCIAL
SECURITY NUMBER

AND YOUR
GRADE POINT AVERAGE

AND IF I WAS REALLY PRESSED,

I COULD PROBABLY COME
UP WITH YOUR MEASUREMENTS.

AND DOUG HERE,
DID YOU KNOW

THAT HE WAS ON THE DEAN'S
LIST FOR 4 YEARS RUNNING?

VERY IMPRESSIVE,

BUT WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS
GOT TO DO WITH THE C.S.A.?

LOOK, WE'RE JUST
SALES AND MARKETING PEOPLE.

AHH. WELL, YOU SEE,
YOUR COMPANY SELLS AND MARKETS

TAINTED FOOD
TO THE THIRD WORLD,

AND THAT AFFECTS
NATIONAL SECURITY...

NEGATIVELY.

LISTEN, IF THIS SO-CALLED
DUMPING EVEN EXISTED

OUTSIDE THE IMAGINATION
OF THAT FILMMAKER,

IT WAS DONE WITHOUT
OUR COOPERATION.

WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
STOCK FRAUD?

HOW DARE YOU WALK IN HERE

AND THROW WORDS
LIKE STOCK FRAUD AROUND.

WELL, HERE'S
THE DEAL, DANIEL.

YOU SEE,
YOUR BOSS DIED ON MONDAY,

GUARANTEEING THAT YOUR COMPANY'S
STOCK PRICES WOULD FALL ON TUESDAY.

YOU KNOW, HOW DID IT HAPPEN

THAT ALL 4 OF YOU
SOLD ALL OF YOUR STOCKS

ON MONDAY MORNING?

QUITE SIMPLE.

WE WERE ALL FIRED
OVER THE WEEKEND.

WHAT?

YEAH, HORNING
WAS CONVINCED

THAT ONE OF US
SOLD HIM OUT,

BUT NATURALLY,
HE HAD NO PROOF.

BECAUSE NONE OF US DID.

YEAH, SO THE OLD KING
CHOCKED US ALL OUT,

WE ALL KNEW ABOUT IT THEN,

BUT IT JUST BECAME
PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE THIS MORNING.

IF YOU KNEW
ABOUT THAT DOCUMENTARY

AND YOU JUST GOT FIRED,

WHAT WOULD YOU DO
WITH YOUR STOCK?

HUH.

I'D SELL IT.

GOOD DAY, AGENT DOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

- YEAH, RIGHT.
- TAKE CARE.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

WELL, HE FIRED THEM,
ALL OF THEM.

IT WAS THE LAST THING
HE TOLD ME BEFORE HE...

IT WAS THE LAST THING
HE TOLD ME.

HUH.

WHEN DID HE FIRE
THE VICE PRESIDENT?

WHEN HE WAS
ON HIS YACHT.

IT WAS A GAME OF HIS.

MELVILLE WOULD INVITE
PEOPLE ON A FISHING TRIP,

AND THE PEOPLE WOULD END UP
THE FISH.

HE WASN'T A NICE MAN,
YOU KNOW.

WELL, HE NEVER FIRED YOU.

I'M WORTH TWICE
WHAT HE PAID ME,

AND HE KNEW IT.

WELL, YOU'RE
THE BIG BOSS NOW,

GIVE YOURSELF A RAISE.

OH, I WILL,

AND I'LL WORK
3 TIMES AS HARD.

ANYWAY, THERE'S NOT
A PAYCHECK BIG ENOUGH

TO COVER MY RECENT
STOCK LOSSES.

I INVEST HEAVILY
IN HORNING STOCK.

DON'T YOU FIND IT
SUSPICIOUS

THAT 4 VICE PRESIDENTS
DUMPED THEIR STOCK

RIGHT BEFORE HORNING DIED?

NO. I'D SELL OUT, TOO

IF I WAS DEEMED GUILTY
UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT

AND SUMMARILY FIRED.

PLEASE, FRANK, SIT.

THANKS.

UM...

YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT THE CHARGES
ON THE PRODUCT DUMP?

NO. AND IF I DID,
I'D TAKE THE FIFTH

AND INSIST YOU SPEAK
TO MY ATTORNEY ABOUT IT.

SO I ASSUME YOU DIDN'T COOPERATE
WITH THE FILMMAKER AT ALL?

I LIKE TO TAKE RISKS,

BUT NOT WITH MY CAREER.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, FRANK?

YOU LIKE TO TAKE RISKS?

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO THE SOURCE MIGHT BE?

NO.

BUT IF YOU WANT A LIST
OF PEOPLE

WHO DIDN'T LIKE MELVILLE,

GET YOURSELF
A PHONE BOOK.

HOW ABOUT HIS NAME?

I MEAN, HE MUST HAVE
LEFT A CARD HERE

WITH YOU SOMEWHERE,
RIGHT?

YES, HE APPROACHED ME.

ROBBIE SOMETHING.

ANYWAY, I TOOK HIS CARD,
I TOSSED IT IN THE TRASH. I TOLD HIM--

YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU DON'T
BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS.

EXACTLY.

OH, I'M SO GLAD
I CAUGHT YOU.

YOUR SENIOR STAFF
JUST TOLD ME THAT, UH,

THEY WERE FIRED
BEFORE HORNING DIED.

IS THAT TRUE?

I'M SORRY. MS. ANDRE,

THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE
JANE DOE.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

YES, THE FISHING WEEKENDS
WERE NOTORIOUS

FOR STUNTS LIKE THAT.

ANYWAY, I NEED TO GET
DOWNSTAIRS TO QUALITY CONTROL.

SOMEONE FOUND A HAIR
IN THE FRUITY POPS.

ANYWAY, NICE TO MEET YOU

AND SEE YOU AROUND, FRANK.

SURE.

I THINK SHE LIKES ME.

THAT'S SWEET, FRANK.

INAPPROPRIATE, BUT SWEET.

YOU KNOW THIS SHOOTS
A BIG HOLE IN YOUR SCENARIO.

YEP.

ALL 4 VICE PRESIDENTS HAD A GOOD
REASON TO SELL OFF THEIR STOCK.

WE DON'T HAVE A CASE.

I THINK JIM WAS WRONG.

JIM WASN'T WRONG.

OHH.

I LIKE THIS GUY.

OH, WAIT. HIDE.

HIDE THIS.

[BRAKES SQUEAK]

DON'T LET DAD SEE IT.

LOOK AT YOU.

HI, DADDY.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THIS HOUSE HAD A 2-CAR GARAGE.

BETTER NOT TELL THE BANK,

OR THEY'LL INCREASE
OUR MORTGAGE.

NO, THEY CAN'T DO THAT.

WE HAVE A VARIABLE RATE LOAN
BASED ON THE LIBOR INDEX.

WOW. YOU'RE REALLY TAKING THIS
ECONOMICS CLASS SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUS
AS A HEART ATTACK.

I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.

UH, NOTHING.

NEVER MIND.

DO YOU CARE WHAT
GOES IN THE TRASH

AND WHAT GOES
IN THE GOODWILL?

NO, WHATEVER
YOU GUYS WANT.

JUST DON'T TOSS
ANY OF MOM'S PUZZLES.

SHE MAY NEED 'EM.

OH, AND TOSS ANY BEER,
I MIGHT NEED THAT.

WHEW.

OH, MY GOD.

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

DR. EDELSTEIN?

THEY TOLD ME
YOU WERE DOWN HERE.

I'M JANE DOE.

WE GET A LOT
OF YOUR RELATIVES.

[CHUCKLES]
LOOK, IT'S ABOUT

YOUR AUTOPSY
ON MELVILLE HORNING.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
CHECKED THE POTASSIUM LEVELS

ON THE VITREOUS FLUID
TO PINPOINT THE TIME OF DEATH.

ARE YOU
THE RECORDS CLERK?

NO.

OH.

NO, ACTUALLY
I WORK FOR THE C.S.A.,

AND WE'RE INVESTIGATING
MELVILLE HORNING'S DEATH.

HE DROWNED, DIDN'T HE?

I'M SURE WE RELEASED
OUR FINDINGS.

I REALLY NEED
A RECORDS CLERK.

[STAMMERING]

YOU SEE, I DID
READ YOUR REPORT,

AND I KNOW THAT
A DEAD BODY COOLS

AT A RATE OF ONE
AND A HALF DEGREES PER HOUR.

AND ALSO, FREEZING TEMPERATURES
CAN MAKE IT VERY DIFFICULT

TO HAVE AN ACCURATE
TIME OF DEATH.

COLD ALSO DELAYS
RIGOR MORTIS AND DECOMPOSITION.

ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME

HOW TO PERFORM AN AUTOPSY,
YOUNG LADY?

NO, DOCTOR.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE
OVERWORKED AND UNDERSTAFFED,

BUT I NEED YOU TO LOOK
INTO THIS CASE ONE MORE TIME.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANNA BE A RECORDS CLERK?

THERE'S PERKS.

REALLY?

NO.

NO PERKS.

THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

BYE.

YEAH.

VASQUEZ, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THIS CLANDESTINE STUFF?

WE'VE ALREADY
DISCUSSED THIS.

WHAT DO WE DO
ABOUT THE C.S.A. AGENT?

IT'S BEING HANDLED,
VASQUEZ.

NOTHING'S GONNA JUMP UP
AND BITE US

IF WE JUST KEEP
OUR MOUTHS SHUT.

KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT.

YEAH, AND LET THE C.S.A.
RUIN MY LIFE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

YES, DANIEL.
COME ON.

WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE
MEETING LIKE THIS.

- [ENGINE STARTS]
- JUST CHILL, DANNY BOY.

JEEZ LOUISE.

YOU ABOUT GAVE ME
AN ANEURYSM.

YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE EASY TO FIND, JIM.

WHAT AN INTERESTING PLACE
YOU HAVE.

EH. CAN'T BEAT THE RENT.

HEY, JIM.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

YOU SEARCH YOUR KIDS'
DRAWERS, TOO?

IT WAS RIGHT HERE.

WELL, IT'S SEALED
IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.

WHAT BUSINESS IS IT
OF YOURS, ANYWAY?

PLENTY OF MY BUSINESS.
I'M YOUR FRIEND.

FRIENDS DON'T GO
SNOOPIN' ON FRIENDS.

UGH.

I HAVE ASKED FOR FAVORS,

I HAVE PUT OUT MARKERS,

I HAVE USED ALL OF
MY NONEXISTENT FREE TIME

TO PROVE THAT
YOU'RE NOT SEEING THINGS,

AND YOU'RE GONNA THROW
IT ALL WAY FOR THAT?

IF I TOLD YOU
I WASN'T DRINKING,

IF I LOOKED YOU
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

AND I SWORE,
MY HAND TO GOD,

THAT THIS BOTTLE
IS NOT MINE,

WOULD YOU TRUST ME?

YES.

READ IT.

"CATHY, I HOPE THIS IS
STILL YOUR FAVORITE MERLOT.

"THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME.

JIM."

SORRY.

BY THE WAY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HA.

WORKING ON A CASE,
REMEMBER?

WE NEED TO DO
SOME SERIOUS SEARCHING,

NONE OF THIS CRAZY STUFF.

NO WAY. NO WAY.

DARNELL WANTS ME
OFF THIS CASE.

IF I HELP YOU BREAK
INTO HORNING'S OFFICE,

HE'LL KILL ME.

WHAT FRANK DOESN'T KNOW
WON'T HURT HIM, OK?

I'VE ALREADY BEEN
TO HORNING'S OFFICE.

LET'S HIT HIS BEACH HOUSE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

- COME ON.
- I DON'T KNOW.

CAN I TAKE THIS?

- IT'S YOURS.
- [LAUGHS]

I DON'T DRINK.

- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, HORNING'S
APPEARANCE ON LIVE TELEVISION

ON MONDAY WAS FAKE.

ABSOLUTELY.

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

NO ONE EXCEPT FOR
THE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS

ACTUALLY SAW HIM ALIVE
ON SUNDAY.

SO HERE'S HOW I SEE IT.

HORNING DID DIE,
JUST LIKE YOU THINK,

ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

BUT THE V.P.s REALIZED THEY'D
TAKE A HUGE FINANCIAL HIT

WITH THEIR STOCKS,

SO SOMEHOW THEY COVERED UP
THE TIME OF DEATH.

I HEAR A BUT.

THE CORONER ABSOLUTELY
PLACES THE TIME OF DEATH

LATE MONDAY NIGHT.

AND NOT ONLY THAT,
THE 4 V.P.s, THEY SWEAR

THAT THEY WERE FIRED
ON THE YACHT.

YEAH, IT
WAS GOING AROUND.

SO THEIR STOCK SALE,
WHICH IS OUR ONLY EVIDENCE,

COULD BE TOTALLY INNOCENT,

BUT TO ME,
I SMELL MURDER.

FRANK DOESN'T THINK
WE HAVE A CASE, OF COURSE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

EH, FRANK'S WRONG.

WE GOTTA KEEP SEARCHING...

EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T
HAVE A WARRANT.

NEVER STOPPED US BEFORE.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

YOU ROBBIE WATERS?

YOU'RE NOT THE SPEEDY
MESSENGER SERVICE.

COOL.

HEY, IT'S ABOUT
HORNING, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

WE'RE LOOKING INTO
THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF HIS DEATH.

I COULD SURE USE
YOUR INPUT.

WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?

I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.

WELL, WITH CITIZEN KANE
GONE BYE-BYE,

HIS INJUNCTION
GOES BYE-BYE.

MY FILM SERIAL KILLER,
THAT OPENS TO GREAT FANFARE,

MY REPUTATION IS MADE.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

NO ONE HAS MORE TO GAIN
FROM HIS DEATH THAN ME

EXCEPT HIS KIDS
IF HE HAD KIDS,

WHICH HE DOESN'T.
SO WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BUNCH OF
FEDS WITH A SEARCH WARRANT

WOULD DO TO YOUR
FILING SYSTEM HERE?

TURN TO YOUR LEFT.

NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT.

WOW. THAT'S WHAT
I CALL A PROFILE.

COULD I FOLLOW YOU AROUND
WITH A CAMERA SOME DAY,

KIND OF A DAY IN THE CENTRAL
SECURITY AGENCY KIND OF A THING?

NO.

OK.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

HORNING WAS CONVINCED
THAT YOU GOT

YOUR INSIDE INFORMATION FROM
ONE OF HIS TOP EXECUTIVES.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?
WAS HE RIGHT?

I GOT EVERYTHING
FROM ANONYMOUS E-MAILS,

PHOTOS, SPREADSHEETS,
FILMS, EVERYTHING.

IT WAS FANTASTIC.

IT WAS LIKE MANNA
FROM HEAVEN.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THE SENDER WAS, RIGHT?

NO.

I THINK HE'S FRENCH.

HE CALLS HIMSELF
MONSIEUR LeVILLE.

[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

NICE.

IT'S KINDA LIKE
OLD TIMES, YOU KNOW.

HEH HEH HEH.
FEELS GOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU DISARM
THE SECURITY SYSTEM OVER THERE?

OK.

YOU GET THE NEIGHBOR.

THEY'RE AREN'T
ANY DOGS,

BUT I STILL WOULDN'T GO IN.

I'M WITH THE CENTRAL
SECURITY AGENCY.

WE'RE INVESTIGATING
MR. HORNING'S DEATH.

HORNING HATED HAVING
ANYONE IN HIS HOUSE.

HE DID HIS OWN CLEANING JUST SO
THE MAID WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME IN.

THEN HIS GARDENER WOULD
COME OVER HERE

TO USE MY BATHROOM.

UH, WELL, THANK YOU
FOR, UM, THAT.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW MR. HORNING?

- ALIVE, YOU MEAN?
- MM-HMM.

THAT WOULD BE SUNDAY,
I THINK IT WAS.

HE-- WHEN HE GOT BACK
FROM HIS FISHING TRIP.

DID HE SHOW YOU
HIS CATCH?

HIM?

[CHUCKLES] NEVER. NO.

HE JUST DROVE THAT
GAS GUZZLING SPORT UTE

STRAIGHT INTO HIS GARAGE

AND SHUT THE DOOR.
[CAMERA BEEPING]

CAN YOU BE REALLY SURE
THAT IT WAS HIM?

WHO ELSE WOULD GO INTO
MELVILLE HORNING'S BEDROOM

AND WATCH MELVILLE
HORNING'S TV?

OF COURSE IT WAS HIM.

HEH.

C.S.A., YOU SAY.

HEH. MUST BE
CASUAL THURSDAY.

WELL, I'LL GET
OUT OF YOUR WAY.

UM, HUH.

THANK YOU.

[ALARM BEEPING]

PLACE IS ARMED
TO THE GILLS.

- [BEEP]
- YEAH.

I JUST DISARMED
THE SYSTEM.

ALL THAT C.S.A. TRAINING
WASN'T TOTALLY WASTED.

THIS HORNING GUY
WAS PRETTY CRAZY.

WE BETTER BE CAREFUL.

SHALL WE?

MINIMALISM.

I COULD DO MINIMALISM
IF I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS.

Announcer:
SON PLÁTANOS RICOS!

SON PLÁTANOS CON SABOR!

SON PLÁTANOS DELICIOSOS!

LET'S CHECK THE GARAGE.

HI.

THE GARAGE IS EVEN NICE.

IT COULD USE
MORE WOOD, ACTUALLY.

[RADIO STATIC]

THIS IS UNIT 846.

WE GOT A POSSIBLE
BREAKING AND ENTERING.

NOTHING HERE.

[HINGES CREAK]

HERE EITHER.

OPEN UP!

L.A.P.D.

OH, MAN.

[SIGHS]

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

YEP.

COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.

I GOT THE ALARM,

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
DISARM THE NEIGHBOR.

SAVE IT FOR YOUR LAWYER.

LOOK, OFFICER,

MR. MONROE AND I
ARE ON YOUR SIDE.

UH, WE WORK FOR
THE CENTRAL SECURITY AGENCY.

YEAH.

YES. WELL, WE'RE
FREELANCE,

WHICH IS WHY DON'T HAVE
ANY OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION.

WE JUST NEED TO MAKE
A PHONE CALL.

- JUST GET IN THE CAR.
- COME ON, WE'RE C.S.A.

YEAH, YOU'RE C.S.A.
AND I'M J. EDGAR HOOVER.

OFFICER, REALLY.

HONESTLY,
I AM AGENT JANE DOE.

HAVE A SEAT, JANE.

Jim: DIDN'T BRING
YOUR BADGE, RIGHT?

Cathy: WELL, I FORGOT IT.

Jim: DID YOU HAVE
TO TELL HIM?

Cathy: YES.

Jim: ALL RIGHT.

- LET'S DO THE DOG BIT.
- GOOD IDEA.

BREAKING AND ENTERING
IS NOT A GOOD THING.

THERE WAS THIS DOG.

YEAH. YEAH.
YOU KNOW ALL THAT WHIMPERING, WHINING.

NOBODY TO FEED IT
OR GIVE IT WATER.

COULDN'T LET
THE POOR THING SUFFER.

THERE WAS NO DOG.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THERE WAS A SIGN.

JIM, A SIGN
IS NOT A DOG.

IT SAID "BEWARE OF DOG."

THERE WAS NO DOG
AND YOU KNOW IT.

OH, SURE.
WE KNOW IT NOW.

YEAH.

LOOK, YOU TWO
ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

TO BE INVESTIGATING
THIS THING ANYMORE.

NEITHER ARE YOU.

THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DID YOU GET

FROM THAT FILMMAKER
ROBBIE WATERS?

I GOT A BUNCH OF NOTHING,

BUT...

HE GETS ALL OF HIS INFO IN
EMAILS FROM A MONSIEUR LeVILLE.

MONSIEUR LeVILLE.

LIKE THAT?

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

THAT'S AN ANAGRAM

FOR MELVILLE.

AS IN MELVILLE HORNING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'D YOU GET?

WE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING
REALLY.

JUST MAYBE ANOTHER PIECE
OF THE PUZZLE.

I'M SORRY, JIM.

HEY, FRANK, CAN YOU--
CAN YOU GIVE HIM A RIDE?

DON'T LOOK AT ME, FRANK.

YOU TRAINED HER.

ALL RIGHT, GET IN.

PERMISSION
TO COME ABOARD, SIR.

COME ABOARD,
MISS HARBOR PATROL.

WE CAN DISPENSE
WITH THE FORMALITIES.

I'M NO LONGER CAPTAIN
OF THIS HERE CRAFT.

OH, I'M SORRY.

DID THE NEW C.E.O.
LET YOU GO?

THE C.E.O. LET GO
OF THE WHOLE BOAT.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING SADDER
THAN A MAN WITHOUT A SHIP,

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.

NEVER MIND THAT.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I JUST WANTED TO ASK
YOU ABOUT THIS CATCH COOLER.

FITS UNDER
THE DECK SEATING.

IT'S BEAUTIFULLY INSULATED.

YOUR MARLIN WILL LOOK AS
PERFECT THE DAY YOU MOUNT HIM

AS THE DAY YOU REELED
HIM IN.

SO HOW LONG
WOULD IT KEEP FISH FRESH?

PUT SOME ICE
AND ROCK SALT IN THERE,

IT'LL KEEP 200 POUNDS
OF FISH FRESH 6, 7 DAYS OR MORE.

200 POUNDS OF SOMETHING.

HMM.

THERE WERE NO FISH.

NO FISH?

WHERE?

IN HORNING'S
GIANT FREEZER.

IT DIDN'T SMELL LIKE FISH,

AND IT TAKES AGES
TO GET THAT SMELL OUT.

AND THAT'S
WHEN I FIGURED OUT

HOW THE 4 OF THEM DID IT.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

THIS WHOLE
CONSPIRACY THING.

OK, LET ME START
AT THE BEGINNING.

NOW, IT ALL STARTED
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

IT WAS A TYPICAL
CORPORATE RETREAT,

BUT SOMEONE HAD TOLD HORNING

THAT ONE OF
THE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS

HAD LEAKED DAMAGING SECRETS

TO THAT FILMMAKER
ROBBIE WATERS, RIGHT?

SO AFTER HE SCREENED
THE DOCUMENTARY,

HE MADE EACH ONE OF THEM
COME INTO THE SALON

AND HE THREATENED THEM,

HOPING THAT SOMEONE
WOULD SELL SOMEONE ELSE OUT,

BUT THEY DIDN'T.

SO HE FIRED THEM ALL.

NOW, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT

BECAUSE HORNING
HAD DISMISSED YOU,

SO YOU DID YOUR ROUNDS,

SAW SHAUNESSY AND DeSTEFANO
BEHIND THE BLEACHERS,

AND ATE YOUR DINNER
THAT YOUR WIFE GAVE YOU,

AND SETTLED IN
FOR THE NIGHT.

THEN YOU WOKE UP WITH THAT
MYSTERIOUS MIGRAINE HEADACHE.

YOU HEARD SOMETHING.

YOU WENT UP ON DECK,
SAW HORNING IN THE WATER,

CALLED FOR HELP--

MAN OVERBOARD!

AND EVEN THOUGH
YOU THOUGHT HORNING WAS DEAD,

WHEN THE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS
PULLED HIM UP ON DECK,

THEY SAID HE WAS ALIVE.

AND HERE'S THE THING,

YOU WERE RIGHT.

HORNING DID FALL OVERBOARD
AND DROWN.

HE WAS MAYBE
EVEN MURDERED,

BECAUSE EVERY ONE
OF THOSE VICE PRESIDENTS

WANTED HIM DEAD,

BUT NOT YET.

IS HE DEAD?

OH, HE'S DEAD ALL RIGHT.

OH, MY GOD.
HE'S DEAD?

WELL, WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

DON'T WIMP OUT
ON US, DOUG.

WIMP OUT? HE'S DEAD.

EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN,
ALL RIGHT?

WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER
AND I MEAN NOW.

ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE AN IDEA.

NOW, THEIR PLAN
WAS ELEGANTLY SIMPLE.

THEY PUT HORNING'S BODY
ON ICE, LITERALLY,

IN THE BOAT'S CATCH COOLER.

AND THEN THE NEXT MORNING,

THEY CUT THE FISHING
TRIP SHORT

AND FIRED THE ONLY OUTSIDE
WITNESS TO HORNING'S DEATH,

YOU.

THEY KEPT HORNING'S BODY

AT A COMFORTABLE MINUS 15
DEGREES CENTIGRADE,

AND SET ABOUT MAKING
IT LOOK LIKE HORNING

WAS ALIVE AND WELL
AT HIS BEACH HOUSE.

I KNOW THAT HORNING DIDN'T LET
HIS GARDENER IN THE HOUSE,

AND HE ALSO DIDN'T HAVE A MAID
BECAUSE HE WAS SO PARANOID,

BUT WHEN I TURNED ON
THE TELEVISION SET,

IT WAS ON A SPANISH
LANGUAGE STATION.

I THINK IT WAS DeSTEFANO.

WE HAVE A SUSPECT
NAMED VASQUEZ.

I THINK IT WAS HIM.

MM-MMM. DeSTEFANO.

I GOT 5 BUCKS
ON VASQUEZ.

I THINK IT WAS VASQUEZ.

YOU NEVER LEARN,
DO YOU?

[CLICKS TONGUE]

WELL, ANYWAY,
ON MONDAY NIGHT,

THEY PUT HORNING
IN HIS SWIMMING TRUNKS

AND TOSSED HIM
INTO THE OCEAN

TO BE DISCOVERED
ON TUESDAY MORNING,

A SEEMINGLY FRESH
DROWNING VICTIM.

AFTER THEY SOLD
THEIR STOCK.

EXACTLY.

ALL RIGHT. ONE PROBLEM.

CORONER STILL SAYS THAT THE
TIME OF DEATH WAS MONDAY NIGHT.

THEN THE CORONER'S WRONG.

I'M GETTING
COMFORTABLE HERE.

THAT BOTHERS ME.

YOU WERE RIGHT
TO BE SUSPICIOUS.

FURTHER ANALYSIS
OF THE HORNING AUTOPSY

REVEALS HEIGHTENED LEVELS
OF DEHYDROGENASE.

WHICH MEANS THE BODY
COULD HAVE BEEN PACKED IN ICE?

COULD HAVE BEEN AND WAS.

I ALSO FOUND CRYSTALLIZED SODIUM
CHLORIDE IN THE EPIDERMIS.

- SALT.
- EXACTLY.

BUT AT MUCH HIGHER LEVELS
THAN YOU WOULD FIND IN SEAWATER.

SO THE BODY WAS PACKED
IN ICE AND ROCK SALT?

YES.

THERE WERE SIGNIFICANT
CONTUSIONS, NATURALLY,

FROM THE BODY BEING POUNDED
ON THE ROCKS.

- DO YOU WANNA SEE THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
- NO.

THERE WAS ONE SIGNIFICANT
SKULL LACERATION

THAT WAS DEFINITELY
PERIMORTEM.

PRE-DEATH.

SO HE WAS HIT
ON THE HEAD

BEFORE HE WENT
IN THE WATER?

WHICH MEANS THIS IS NO LONGER
A CASE OF STOCK FRAUD.

THIS IS MURDER.

SO YOU GUYS HUNGRY?

YOU WANNA GRAB SOMETHING?

NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE GOOD.

- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.

OK. RAIN CHECK.

SO NOW WE KNOW.

ONE OF THE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS
KILLED HORNING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT SURE ANY ONE OF THEM
HAD THE GUTS TO KILL HIM.

MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.

I WANNA MAKE SURE,
THOUGH.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO DOWN TO HORNING

AND TRY TO GET SOME
MORE INFO

OUT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
STELLA ANDRE.

YOU SHOULD USE HER.

YOU ACTUALLY THINK
I'D USE A GIRL

TO GET INFORMATION
OUT OF HER?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE
WELCOME TO THE TEAM BASKET.

OH, I'M HAPPY
YOU'RE WITH US, MORRIS.

HOW'S THE NEW
C.E.O. DOING?

VERY WELL.

CAN'T BE THAT EASY

WITHOUT HAVING THE VICE
PRESIDENTS TO SHARE THE LOAD.

HONESTLY,
IT'S MORE EFFICIENT

NOT HAVING
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

I'M ABOUT TO GO GET
A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME WITH ME?

YEAH, SURE.

[LAUGHTER]

Stella: THAT IS HORRIBLE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THAT.

Frank: NO, I'M SERIOUS.

LOOK, I'M NOT KIDDING.

WHEN YOU WERE
IN BULGARIA,

YOU BETTER DO
WHAT THE BULGARIANS DO.

BELIEVE ME.
I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY.

OH, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED
THIS MUCH SINCE...

SINCE BEFORE MELVILLE
HIRED ME.

YOU KNOW, I NEED
TO LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER

INTO YOUR BOSS' DEATH.

REALLY? WHY?

WELL, I'M NOT
AT LIBERTY TO SAY.

I'D APPRECIATE FILES
ON ALL YOUR FORMER EMPLOYEES,

ESPECIALLY THE CORPORATE
VICE PRESIDENTS

IF THAT'S OK.

TOM AND FRANCES
AND DANIEL,

HAVE THEY DONE
SOMETHING WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH. I SEE,
IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

VERY WELL.

I'LL FAX THE INFORMATION
OVER TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.

YOU KNOW, I'M-- I'M--
I'M CURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING.

EVERYONE THAT KNEW HORNING

ALWAYS CALLED HIM HORNING,

BUT YOU REFER TO HIM
AS MELVILLE.

WHY IS THAT?

I'VE ALWAYS CALLED PEOPLE
BY THEIR FIRST NAME.

I GUESS...

I'M JUST KINDA LIKE THAT,
FRANK.

[TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[HUMMING]

HUH?

WHO IS THIS?

IS THIS GUY FOLLOWING ME?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RING]

JEEZ. NOW'S NOT
A GOOD TIME.

CATHY HERE.

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT THE KIDS DID.

I DON'T THINK
I WANNA KNOW.

THEY CLEANED OUT
THE GARAGE.

UHH. WOW.

WELL, JEEZ,
THAT'S GREAT, HONEY,

BUT NOW'S NOT
A VERY GOOD TIME.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD

USE A LITTLE EXCITEMENT
IN YOUR DAY.

HEH. BYE.

MORE EXCITEMENT?
YEAH, RIGHT.

HUH.
HE IS FOLLOWING ME.

CALIFORNIA DRIVERS.

CALL FRANK DARNELL.

CALLING.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THIS IS FRANK.

HEY, FRANK.
I'M BEING FOLLOWED.

A SEDAN. LICENSE PLATE
3-A-M-Q-5-8-5.

OK, I'LL RUN IT.

THANKS.

- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

WHAT'D YOU GET
OUT OF THAT STELLA ANDRE?

NOTHING YET.

DO I HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING MYSELF?

ARE YOU STILL
BEING TAILED?

YES.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY
LOSING HIM?

OK, I WILL.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

I BET YOU I KNOW
HOW TO LOSE HIM.

[AIRPLANE APPROACHING]

TAKE IT FOR A SPIN.

ALL RIGHT.

OH!

- HONEY!
- SORRY.

FOOT SLIPPED.

GREAT.

AN EMPTY SPACE.

PERFECT.

BINGO.

I LOST HER.

AH, LATER.

AT LEAST MY STUFF SELLS
FOR MORE.

HOW MUCH FOR A HIGHLY
COLLECTIBLE BALLERINA DOLL

COMPLETE WITH...

ONE PURPLE POINTE SHOE?

[TYPING]

[BEEPING]

OK, HERE WE GO.

SELLS FOR ABOUT 10 BUCKS.

WHAT? PEOPLE PAY FORTUNES
FOR THESE THINGS.

I READ ABOUT IT IN FORBES.

I BET A LOT
OF PEOPLE WOULD LIKE

MY SPACE SHUTTLE
PHOTO ALBUM.

IT'S PRETTY HOT RIGHT NOW.

WHY? HAS THERE BEEN
SOME SORT OF A NERD BOOM?

I DON'T HAVE TO HELP YOU,
YOU KNOW?

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST--

WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE.

EVEN IF WE AUCTIONED OFF
ALL THIS STUFF FOR TOP DOLLAR,

WE'D STILL BE 88% SHORT
OF OUR GOAL.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

YOU THINK MOM WOULD NOTICE IF ONE
OF OUR BEDS WAS SUDDENLY GONE?

NICK.

JIM.

JIM.

WHAT'S UP?

- HE WAS MURDERED.
- WHAT?

HORNING DIDN'T JUST
FALL OVERBOARD AND DROWN.

HE WAS HIT IN THE HEAD FIRST
THEN THROWN OVERBOARD.

GET YOUR GUARD GEAR.
WE GOTTA GO.

- GO WHERE?
- HORNING'S OFFICE.

I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THERE.

OK. GIVE ME A SEC.
I GOTTA CHANGE.

YOU KNOW
THAT WHOLE COVER-UP

WITH THE 4
VICE PRESIDENTS--

PUTTING HIS BODY
ON ICE AND SALT

AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE
HE DIED ON MONDAY

INSTEAD OF SATURDAY?

THAT'S A CRIME
OF CONVENIENCE.

BUT DRUGGING YOU
AND THE CAPTAIN?

THAT'S PREMEDITATED MURDER.

SO YOU THINK
I WAS DRUGGED?

I'M SURE OF IT.

THANKS.

CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY.
FRANK'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT.

LET'S TRY THIS.

IT'S CLEAR. COME ON.

- SO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- IT'S HORRIBLE.

THEY WON'T LOOK TWICE
WHEN I ESCORT YOU IN,

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
CAUGHT IN HORNING'S OFFICE.

THERE'S A SECURITY SWEEP
EVERY 2 HOURS.

THE SPY GUNS ARE DISGUISED
AS SO MUCH SEXIER IN NOVELS.

CAN YOU PULL IT OFF?

CLEAN ONE ROOM IN 2 HOURS
WITH NO TEENAGERS INVOLVED--

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.

YOU'LL BE SEARCHED
ON THE WAY OUT,

SO DON'T TAKE ANYTHING.

GOT IT.

ELEVATOR'S UP THERE.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

MM-HMM.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[INDISTINCT]

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Guard: JUST DO
A CLEAN SWEEP,

THEN YOU'LL CALL, UH...

[GUARD SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF
A COINCIDENCE

THAT SHAUNESSY AND DeSTEFANO
HAVE THE SAME ADDRESS.

MAYBE THEY ELOPED.

SO NOW THAT WE'RE SURE

THAT ONE OF THE 4 VICE
PRESIDENTS MURDERED HORNING,

YOU'RE BRINGING 'EM IN, HUH?

LET'S SEE WHAT
THEY HAVE TO SAY FIRST.

OH, I'M SURE
THEY'LL HAVE A LOT TO SAY.

HERE IT IS.

WELL, THE SALE
CAN'T BE DOWN,

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET ALL
THE EXPENSES BALANCED...

HELLO.

INTERESTING FINDING
YOU BOTH HERE TOGETHER.

MR. DARNELL, MS. DOE.

THERE'S A SIMPLE
EXPLANATION.

WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

WE WENT INTO BUSINESS
TOGETHER.

OURSELVES--
AS MARKETING CONSULTANTS

TO THE CEREAL INDUSTRY.

FRANCESCA AND I HAVE
ALWAYS GOTTEN ON WELL,

SO WE THOUGHT
AFTER HORNING'S DEATH

WE WOULD GET TOGETHER,
OPEN UP OUR OWN SHOP.

I DON'T THINK SO.

CUSTOM-MADE SIGN,

PRIME REAL ESTATE.

ENGRAVED LETTERING
ON YOUR BUSINESS CARDS.

THAT ALL TAKES TIME.

HIS DEATH WAS PRETTY
CONVENIENT FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH. YOU COULD SAY
HIS BAD LUCK WAS OUR GOOD LUCK.

¿PERSONA DE LA SUERTE?

A PERSON MAKES HIS OWN LUCK?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

I CAN SAVE YOU A LOT OF TIME.

WE DID IT.

WE'RE GUILTY.

WE GOT TOGETHER
WITH THE OTHER EXECS,

WE COVERED UP THE TIME
OF THE OLD MAN'S DEATH.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL.

HE WAS ALREADY GONE.

HORNING JUST DIDN'T FALL
INTO THE OCEAN.

SOMEONE KNOCKED HIM OUT
AND PUSHED HIM OVERBOARD.

HE WAS MURDERED?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T BE THINKING
THAT WE HAD ANYTHING

TO DO WITH IT.

YOU BOTH HAD MOTIVE.

WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

WE WERE TOGETHER
THE WHOLE TIME.

SHE WAS NEVER
OUT OF MY SIGHT.

LOOK, YOU'VE
ALREADY ADMITTED

TO COVERING UP HIS DEATH.

BUT IT WASN'T MURDER.

THIS IS-- THIS IS
A WHOLE OTHER THING.

- I WASN'T--
- SAVE IT.

GUYS...

IT'S OK.
IT'S OK, BABY.

I NEED YOU TO STAND UP,

PUT YOUR HANDS UP
AGAINST THE WALL.

THEY CAN ALIBI EACH OTHER
ALL THEY WANT.

IT'S TAINTED TESTIMONY.

FELONY MURDER--
EVERYBODY TAKES A HIT.

YEAH. WELL, I DON'T THINK
THEY DID IT.

SURE, THEY HAD
AN ECONOMIC MOTIVE,

BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
SAYS CRIME OF PASSION TO ME.

LET'S TRY VASQUEZ.

YOU JUST WANT TO SEE
IF HE SPEAKS SPANISH

SO YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR BET.

VASQUEZ WAS THE ONE
TAILING YOU YESTERDAY.

THAT'S WEIRD.

WONDER WHY.

DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE.

IT'S THE C.S.A.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WANT TO CLEAR UP SOME
DETAILS ON YOUR BOSS' DEATH.

WHAT EXACTLY WAS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH HORNING?

HONESTLY?
I HATED HIM.

HE TREATED US LIKE SERVANTS.

THE MAN WOULD HAVE MEETINGS

WHILE HE WAS IN THE BATHTUB,
ALL RIGHT?

IT WAS HUMILIATING.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?

DID YOU EVER READ ONE
OF HIS EMPLOYEE CONTRACTS?

I WOULD HAVE LOST
MY HEALTH BENEFITS,

MY RETIREMENT PLAN.

I THINK HE HAD AN OPTION
ON MY FIRSTBORN CHILD.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
HE WAS MURDERED?

SEEMS LIKE
YOU HAVE A MOTIVE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE SAYING
THAT I KILLED HIM?

I'M THE ONE WHO JUMPED IN
AFTER HIM.

THE TWO AREN'T MUTUALLY
EXCLUSIVE, MR. VASQUEZ.

WELL, THEY ARE
IN MY PLANET.

NO GOOD DEED GOES
UNPUNISHED.

NINGUNOS NO TAN BUENOS.

WHAT WAS THAT?

I'M SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED
YOU SPOKE SPANISH.

WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT

'CAUSE I'M FROM FLORIDA,

AND FLORIDA'S
IN THE UNITED STATES,

AND WE SPEAK ENGLISH THERE.

AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE.

YOU'RE...MAKING ME ANGRY.

NOT WITHOUT MY LAWYER.

MR. VASQUEZ, THESE GENTLEMEN
CAN HELP YOU WITH A LAWYER.

TAKE HIM OUT OF HERE.

HEH HEH.

YEAH, TOUGH GUY.

ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF VASQUEZ?

I DON'T THINK
HE SPEAKS SPANISH.

THANK YOU, FRANK.

I CAN SEE HIM DOING IT,

BUT I DON'T THINK
WE'RE THERE YET.

SOME OF THE PIECES
ARE MISSING.

WHO DRUGGED JIM?

WHO SPILLED THE BEANS
TO THE FILMMAKER?

ARE THEY EVEN CONNECTED?
I DON'T KNOW.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

- HELLO?
- YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

YES!

HORNING'S PERSONAL FILES.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO READ THEM.

ANYTHING JUMP OUT AT YOU, JIM?

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

GREAT, THANKS.

WHAT?

GOT THE PIECE WE NEED.

CATH, WHY YOU THINK
MAYNARD WILL BE HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.
JUST A HUNCH.

[DOOR OPENS]

DOUG MAYNARD?

I THOUGHT WE'D FIND YOU HERE.

HEY.

UH,

WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
GRAB A BEER?

JOIN THE PARTY.

UH...

WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR BOSS' DEATH.

[SIGHS] YOU GUYS,
YOU DON'T--

YOU NEVER GIVE UP, HUH?

WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
WE JUST FOUND OUT

HE WAS MURDERED.

WHAT?

WELL, W-W-WHAT
MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

HIS HEAD WAS BASHED IN.

W--

DO YOU KNOW WHO?

UH, YOU CHECKED OUT
THAT, UM,

UH, THE GUY JIM MONROE,

THE, UM-- THE SECURITY GUARD?

I NEVER TRUSTED THAT GUY.

REALLY? HE USED TO BE
ONE OF MY OPERATIVES.

YOU KNOW, I'M--
I'M OBVIOUSLY, UH,

YOU KNOW, MORE UPSET
AND FREAKED OUT

ABOUT HORNING'S DEATH
THAN ANYBODY.

SO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW--

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
I COULD TELL YOU GUYS.

WELL, THAT'S
UNDERSTANDABLE

SINCE YOU'RE HIS SON.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

HE DID.

HE KEPT ALL THE RECORDS
FROM YOUR FOSTER HOMES,

YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE,

YOUR REPORT CARDS.

HE MAY NOT HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED
YOU AS HIS SON,

BUT HE DID CARE ABOUT YOU.

YEAH. HE CARED
ABOUT ME, HUH?

HIS BASTARD SON.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T THINK YOU ABANDON
A CHILD THAT YOU CARE ABOUT.

DO YOU?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
YOU HIRE HIM

JUST TO LIE TO HIS FACE
FOR 12 YEARS

ONLY TO FIRE ME
ALL OVER AGAIN.

NO. DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE CARING.

IS THAT WHY
YOU KILLED HIM?

DO YOU THINK
I COULD DO THAT?

[QUIETLY] YEAH.

YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY
WITH IT, TOO.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE
MURDER OF MELVILLE HORNING.

I NEVER WANTED ANY
OF THIS TO HAPPEN, OK?

I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO DIE.

I JUST WANTED A FATHER,
YOU KNOW?

Man on TV: BYE, GUYS!

BUCKLE UP!

[INDISTINCT]

Man on TV: HI, GUYS!

ARE ANY OF YOU IN CHARGE

OF SHIPPING
THE ROTTEN FOOD OVERSEAS

TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES?

CATHY, WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?

IT'S OVER.

YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT MY BRAIN ITCHES.

YOU KNOW?

THAT FEELING YOU GET
IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BACK,

WHEN YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA BE
SATISFIED UNTIL YOU SCRATCH IT?

YEAH, I HATE THAT.

YEAH, WELL, SOME PIECE
OF THIS PUZZLE IS MISSING,

AND I'M JUST NOT GONNA BE
SATISFIED UNTIL I FIND IT.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
FIND IT TOMORROW?

YOUR HUSBAND'S GONNA
HAVE MY HEAD

IF YOU'RE NOT HOME
BY DINNERTIME.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE THE BOSS.

YEAH.

ANYBODY HOME?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

Cathy on machine: YOU'VE
REACHED THE DAVIS RESIDENCE.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE TONE.

CATHY, IT'S FRANK.
YOU THERE?

UH, LISTEN.
I KNOW WHO THE LEAK WAS.

YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO ME.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BEEP]

WOMAN, YOU'VE GOT 8 PHONES.

ANSWER ONE OF THEM.

I REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
I KNOW WHO DRUGGED ME.

I'LL SPEAK TO HIM THEN.

YES. OK.

HI.

JANE.

YOUR SECRETARY JUST TOLD
ME THAT YOU WERE UP HERE.

YOU'RE TAKING A HELICOPTER
TO L.A.X.?

UH, I JUST HAD ONE QUESTION.

YOU SET UP HORNING'S
FAMILY TRUST, RIGHT?

UM, YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN

THAT MAYNARD WAS
HORNING'S BIOLOGICAL SON.

YES, I KNEW.

DID YOU TELL HIM?

MELVILLE DIDN'T WANT
DOUGLAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

MAYNARD FOUND OUT SOMEHOW.

DID YOU LET IT SLIP?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'D LIKE TO STAY AND CHAT,

BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE TO,

SO I'M VERY HAPPY
YOU'VE COME UP HERE,

BUT I HONESTLY-- I'D LIKE
THE CONVERSATION TO STOP NOW.

YOU WERE SEEING HIM,
WEREN'T YOU?

DON'T REMIND ME.

SO IT WAS YOU.

[SCOFFS] YOU SEEMED
SO INNOCENT

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO
DIDN'T SELL OFF YOUR STOCK,

BUT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
SMART ENOUGH

TO KNOW IT WOULD COME BACK.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT AS
PROVINCIAL AS I THOUGHT, JANE.

PLEASE, CONTINUE.

AND THOSE GIFT BASKETS--

DO YOU SEND THOSE INTERESTING
COOKIES TO EVERYONE?

[CHUCKLING]
OF COURSE NOT.

JUST THE PEONS!

SO YOU DRUGGED
THE CAPTAIN AND JIM,

AND THEN YOU CONVINCED
YOUR POOR BOYFRIEND

TO BASH HIS OWN FATHER
IN THE SKULL

AND THROW HIM OVERBOARD.

WELL, YOU JUST MAKE IT
SOUND SO UGLY.

I DON'T THINK YOU COUNTED
ON THOSE 4 VICE PRESIDENTS

COVERING IT UP.

NO. I NEVER SAW THAT COMING.

AND THEN, YOU GOT THE MOST
INEPT CORONER IN LOS ANGELES

TO-- TO TAKE HORNING'S BODY.

HEH. GENIUS.

POOR MAN. JANE,
THANK GOODNESS

HE ONLY WORKS
ON DEAD PEOPLE.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

YES. YES, THERE IS.

I THINK YOU STARTED

BY GIVING YOUR BOSS' DIRTY
SECRETS TO THAT FILMMAKER.

AND THEN, THEN YOU DID
THAT INCREDIBLE SWITCHEROO

WITH THE TAPE AND
THE FINANCIAL CHANNEL.

I'M SO BAD, AREN'T I?

IT WAS ALL ABOUT MONEY
AND POWER, WASN'T IT?

IT USUALLY IS, JANE.

WAIT, STELLA!

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

OH, I DON'T?

MELVILLE COULDN'T STOP ME,
SO YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T.

YOU SHOULD'VE GONE HOME
WHEN YOU HAD A CHANCE, JANE.

HOW COULD YOU BE SURE THAT MAYNARD
WOULD KILL HIS OWN FATHER?

BECAUSE I KNEW THEM BOTH
SO VERY WELL.

IT WAS JUST LIKE PUTTING
A PUZZLE TOGETHER.

DO YOU LIKE PUZZLES, JANE?

THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE.

CATHY, GET DOWN!

UHH! UHH!

UHH.

FRANK, CALL IN THE MEDIVAC.

- NO!
- TAKE HER, TAKE HER. - AH!

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

UHH.

OH.

OH, JIM.

- JIM?
- AAH!

OH, OH.

JIM? JIM? HEY, HEY.

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.

WHERE WERE YOU HIT?

ON MY RIB.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I WORE MY BODY ARMOR.

I'VE BEEN CUT WORSE SHAVING.

H.Q., I GOT A MAN DOWN.
GUNSHOT WOUND.

I NEED AN AMBULANCE ASAP.
LET'S MOVE, BOYS.

THAT'S THREE YOU OWE ME,
DAVIS.

OH.

[JIM GRUNTS]

THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS GIRL THAT I DIDN'T TRUST.

STELLA HAD THIS HABIT OF
CALLING HORNING MELVILLE.

IT ALWAYS MADE ME DOUBT HER.

THEN THE FILMMAKER,
HE WAS GETTING EMAILS

FROM, UH, M. LeVILLE.

MELVILLE.

SO IT ALL POINTED TO HER
AS THE LEAK.

PLUS SHE'S THE ONE
WHO SENT THE GIFT BASKET.

THAT'S THE ONLY THING I ATE
THAT COULD'VE BEEN DRUGGED.

WELL, MAYNARD
DELIVERED THE BLOW

THAT STELLA SENT.

MURDER BY PROXY.

KIND OF LIKE TEASING
A DOG FOR WEEKS

AND THEN GETTING SOMEBODY
TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE.

[DOOR SHUTS]

[WHISPERING] Here she comes.
Here she comes.

JIM?

HEY, MAGGIE.

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE, BABY.

I AM SORRY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU.

OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHEN YOU GET ESCORTED
TO THE E.R. BY THE C.S.A.,

THEY PATCH YOU UP
PRETTY QUICK.

WE NEVER WOULD'VE CAUGHT HER
IF HE WASN'T SO STUBBORN.

WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINK
OF IT AS PERSISTENT.

DID YOU JUST CONTRADICT
A SUPERIOR OFFICER?

DID YOU JUST--

DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID?

I TOLD YOU I'D PUT IN
A GOOD WORD FOR YOU.

OH. HEH.

WELCOME BACK.

OH, MAN. OH!

EASY. TAKE IT-- HA HA.

HA HA HA HA.

OH!

WELCOME HOME.

SOFTY.

HEY.

SORRY I'M LATE. I, UH--

I HAD A REALLY HARD DAY.

LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS
ABOUT THE GARAGE.

DO YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING
TO TELL US?

ARE YOU PLANNING ON SELLING
YOUR PARENTS ON eBAY, TOO?

DON'T BLAME NICK.
I MADE HIM DO IT.

I TOOK MONEY OUT OF
MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT

TO BUY REAL STOCK
INSTEAD OF FANTASY STOCK.

AND MY PORTFOLIO CRASHED,

AND NICK AND I THOUGHT OF
EVERYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY SELL

TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE,
BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH,

AND YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA FIND OUT

AS SOON AS YOUR
BANK STATEMENT COMES,

SO I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU.

DOES SHE MEAN THE BANK
STATEMENTS WE GET ONLINE?

THE ONES YOU CHECK EVERY DAY

TO GUARD AGAINST
IDENTITY THEFT?

- I THINK SO.
- YOU KNEW?

MOM, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY ANYTHING?

'CAUSE WE WANTED TO SEE
WHAT YOU TWO WOULD DO.

AND IT WAS A PRETTY SMART
SOLUTION, BY THE WAY.

NOT THAT GOOD
OF A SOLUTION.

ALL WE GOT WAS 120 BUCKS
AND BLISTERS.

BUT WE GOT A NICE,
CLEAN, SPACIOUS GARAGE.

OH, YEAH AND BY THE WAY,

UM, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU CHECKED,

BUT HORNING STOCK
WENT WAY UP.

- YEAH!
- YES!

AND OF COURSE,

YOU'RE GROUNDED.

YAY.

COME ON.

OH, MY GOD, IT DID.

WHOA.

YES!

HEY, YOU.

SOMEONE OWES ME
THE ANSWER TO A RIDDLE.

AT NIGHT, THEY COME
WITHOUT BEING FETCHED.

BY DAY, THEY ARE LOST
WITHOUT BEING STOLEN.

- AND THE ANSWER IS--
- UH-HUH?

THE STARS.

OH.

JUST LIKE THE ONES
IN YOUR EYES.

I KNEW I COULDN'T
TRIP YOU UP.