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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,480 [glass cracks] 2 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,120 [chatter and whooping] 3 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,200 ["Heaven is a Place on Earth" playing] 4 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:54,080 [DJ] Belinda Carlisle there with one of the biggest hits of 1987 so far. 5 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,320 Gotta love that track! Coming up next in just a moment... 6 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,400 [woman] Could you please stop it? I just wanna have some fun, okay? 7 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,560 [man] Kelly, come on. 8 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,080 -Kelly. -I'm still walking, Wes. 9 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,320 We've only got a couple of hours so let's, uh... let's use it. 10 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,400 I am using it. 11 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,680 ["C'est La Vie" by Robbie Nevil playing] 12 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,240 [chatter and laughter] 13 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,400 [shouting] 14 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,960 ♪ Got a job, that's okay ♪ 15 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:03,240 ♪ But they've got me workin' night and day ♪ 16 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:08,120 ♪ Punching in, punching out ♪ 17 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:11,680 ♪ Is this really what it's all about? ♪ 18 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,040 ♪ What you gonna do, what you gonna feel? ♪ 19 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,960 ♪ I don't know ♪ 20 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,120 ♪ What you gonna feel, what you gonna do? ♪ 21 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,440 ♪ Won't someone tell me? ♪ 22 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,800 ♪ What you gonna say, what you gonna do? ♪ 23 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,560 ♪ There's only one thing left to say ♪ 24 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,760 ♪ C'est la vie, c'est la vie ♪ 25 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,560 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 26 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,640 ♪ That's right ♪ 27 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,440 ♪ C'est la vie, c'est la vie ♪ 28 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,680 [machines bleep] 29 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,320 [coin drops] 30 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,680 [machine bleeps] 31 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,440 Hey. 32 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,120 You're good at this. 33 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,440 It's, uh... got different endings. 34 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,600 Depending on if you're in one or two player. 35 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,800 [woman] Uh-huh? 36 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,400 -It was kinda the first game to do that. -[bangs machine] Damn it! 37 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,600 Do you wanna play Top Speed? 38 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,400 -[crash] -Oh, no. 39 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:36,160 Thank you. I just wanna get my bearings a bit. 40 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Uh... okay. 41 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,280 -See you around? -Mm-hmm. 42 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,720 [music and chatter] 43 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,440 Go along with whatever I say. 44 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,040 -Sorry? -Whatever I say, go along with it. 45 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,320 Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now. 46 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,320 -Do I have to red light you? -Two hours 35. 47 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:21,880 -There's not much time left. -Wes. 48 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:22,960 [Wes] Look... 49 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,400 -Last week, we had the most amazing-- -Last week was last week. 50 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,040 I need to talk with my friend here, okay? Haven't seen her in a while. 51 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,720 Wes, she's sick. 52 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,720 Like "six months to live" sick. 53 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,920 Five, actually. 54 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,800 I need to catch up with her. Private time. 55 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Okay. 56 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Okay. 57 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,560 -Hey, I'm sorry. -That's okay. 58 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,120 See you around? 59 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,840 Sure. 60 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,000 Sorry for killing you. 61 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,040 The whole "six months to live" thing? 62 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,880 Sorry. Five. 63 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,640 -Five was a nice touch. -[laughs] 64 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,920 -Kelly. -Yorkie. 65 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,480 -Yurgie? -Yorkie. 66 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,400 Like the dog breed? 67 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 Yeah. 68 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,360 He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad. 69 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,840 -Met him at the Quagmire so... -What's the Quagmire? 70 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,800 If you don't already know what the Quagmire is, 71 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,840 you probably don't wanna know. 72 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,920 No? 73 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,120 You want another one? 74 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,000 -Oh, no, I-- -Yeah, you do. Come on. 75 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Do I have to tug your leash? 76 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,720 -Hey, Blondie. -I'm Blondie? 77 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,080 You are. Jack and Coke times two. 78 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,320 -Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke. -Times two. 79 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,720 -What are you doing? -I'm... regarding you. 80 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,160 [laughs] I feel like I'm being analysed. 81 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,080 -Why the glasses? -Um... 82 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,480 I like them. They totally work on you. But do you need them? 83 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,240 -Yeah, the lenses don't do anything. -Knew it! 84 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,640 I used to wear them in school. 85 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,840 So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing. 86 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,320 I figured they were kind of a fashion statement. 87 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,840 -Really? -But then the rest of your outfit is not. 88 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:36,760 Don't take that wrong. It's refreshing. I mean, look around. 89 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,080 People try so hard to look how they think they should look. 90 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,000 They probably saw it in some movie. 91 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,880 But I like these. 92 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,240 You're authentically you. 93 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,720 Thanks. 94 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,200 Cheers. 95 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,760 -[clears throat] -You never tasted it before? 96 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,200 No, I... 97 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,000 I just haven't had it in a while. It's good. 98 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,760 Do you live here? 99 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,480 -No. Oh, uh-- -Tourist? 100 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,920 We'll go with tourist. So you're new here? 101 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,800 -First night. -First night? Wow, okay! 102 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,320 ["Fake" by Alexander O'Neal playing] 103 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,840 Oh, my God! [laughs] 104 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,600 We have to dance to this. 105 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,200 -With each other? -Uh-huh. 106 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,480 -Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing. -Oh, let's not limit ourselves. 107 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,840 -No, I can't. -Yes, you can, come on. 108 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,800 -No, I'll look dumb-- -Just follow my lead! 109 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,240 ♪ Your name was Patty, but now it's Kay ♪ 110 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,360 ♪ Girl, you seem to change it every day ♪ 111 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,280 Copy me. 112 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,920 ♪ But now it's short, you say ♪ 113 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,040 ♪ I got it cut, but I don't see no hair upon the floor ♪ 114 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,120 You got it. 115 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,960 ♪ Whenever I go out with you ♪ 116 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,200 ♪ I find out something new ♪ 117 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,280 ♪ You're a fake, baby ♪ 118 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,560 ♪ You can't conceal it ♪ 119 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,360 ♪ Know how I know 'cause I can feel it ♪ 120 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,600 ♪ You're a fake, baby... ♪ 121 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,640 [music fades] 122 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,600 [music resumes] 123 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,320 [man shouts] 124 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,480 Hey! 125 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,960 -Why did you run away? -Oh, sorry. 126 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,440 I... I said I'm not much of a dancer. 127 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,560 No shit. 128 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,320 Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there. 129 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,560 I'm kidding. Half kidding. 130 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,600 Sorry I pushed you into it. 131 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,000 Saturday nights once a week. It's like no time. I get impatient. 132 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,960 No, no, it's not that. It's... 133 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,440 -Everyone was looking. -Looking? 134 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,240 Yeah. You know, two girls dancing. 135 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,360 Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be. 136 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,120 And two, this is a party town. No one's judging. 137 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:08,880 Face it. If they were staring, it's because I am bodacious. 138 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,320 [laughs] 139 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,600 -You're stupid. -Thank you! 140 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,600 -I've never been on a dance floor. -Never? 141 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,760 As in the whole time you've been alive never? 142 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,800 -Never. -[laughs] 143 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,760 What are you, like, Amish? 144 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,040 That's one sheltered existence you got there. 145 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,320 Yeah, well. 146 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,040 As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything. 147 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,560 Well, no one knows about even half the shit I get up to. 148 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,360 With your folks, though, it's from a place of love, though, right? 149 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,120 -They worry. -They don't worry. 150 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,560 Just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds. 151 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,480 What would you like to do? That you've never done? 152 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,440 Oh... 153 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,600 So many things. 154 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,680 San Junipero is a party town. 155 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,040 All up for grabs. 156 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,560 Midnight's two hours away. 157 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,240 Oh, that's not long. 158 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,880 Why waste time sitting here? 159 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,440 I, um... 160 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,560 -Listen... -It's okay. 161 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,000 -No, I mean... -Really, it's okay. 162 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,960 No, I'm, uh... I'm engaged. I have a fiancé. 163 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,680 -He's called Greg. -And is Greg here? 164 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,320 -No, he's-- -Elsewhere? 165 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,640 Yeah. 166 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:58,960 Oh. 167 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,640 Wanna go to bed with me? 168 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,200 We could be back at mine in like... [snaps fingers] 169 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,840 I never did anything like that. 170 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,280 All the more reason. 171 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,160 Oh, you're nice. 172 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,960 -I can't. -Okay. 173 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,760 -I just... I can't. -I get it. 174 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,880 -I have to go. -In this? 175 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,920 It's been really great to meet you. 176 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 Likewise. 177 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Okay. 178 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,920 Okay. 179 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,960 Okay. 180 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,880 Shit. 181 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,000 ["Girlfriend In A Coma" by The Smiths plays] 182 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:30,360 ♪ Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's-- ♪ 183 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,120 [music stops] 184 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,120 ["Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds plays] 185 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,320 ♪ I'll be alone-- ♪ 186 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,680 [music stops] 187 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,800 ["Heart And Soul" by T'Pau plays] 188 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,440 ♪ The shadow of a lover goes dancing by-- ♪ 189 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,720 [music stops] 190 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,480 ["Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer plays] 191 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,880 ♪ You're addicted to love ♪ 192 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:58,320 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love ♪ 193 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,000 ♪ Might as well-- ♪ 194 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,200 ["Wishing Well" by Terence Trent D'Arby playing] 195 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,440 ♪ Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell ♪ 196 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,040 ♪ A wishing well of butterfly tear ♪ 197 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,280 ♪ Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell ♪ 198 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,760 ♪ A wishing well of crocodile cheers, sing ♪ 199 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,000 [engages handbrake] 200 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,920 -What the hell, Wes? -Look, I know I'm coming across-- 201 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,720 -I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay? -No, don't do that. Just... 202 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,440 -Then stop this. -Can you hear me out? Please? Please. 203 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,080 How many girls do you think there are in San Junipero? 204 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,680 Hundreds? Thousands? 205 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,800 I don't care. 206 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm saying there's plenty of other girls out there for you, Wes. 207 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,880 The locals? They're like dead people. 208 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,040 -[whooping] -A little lively for dead people. 209 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,720 Look, I don't want some kind of boring romance, okay? 210 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,600 Like, Jesus, put us in a retirement home deal. 211 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,120 Well, if you're looking for someone to fuck, there's options. 212 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,560 -Hang out at the Quagmire again. -It's not just sex. 213 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,640 -It was just sex. -No, we made a connection. 214 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,520 Wes, it was just sex. 215 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,840 -No-- -No roots. 216 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,200 We had fun. 217 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800 I'm sorry. 218 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,080 Enjoy the town, for God's sake. 219 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,840 ["Living In A Box" by Living In A Box playing] 220 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,360 -Hey. -Hey. 221 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,200 Waiting for someone? 222 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,960 Not really. 223 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,080 I'll get you a drink? 224 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,160 [Kelly] Uh, yeah, sure. 225 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,280 So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess. 226 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,160 You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down. 227 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,480 You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird. 228 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,640 -Shall we dance? -Sure. 229 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,720 ["Need You Tonight" by INXS playing] 230 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,480 ♪ All we've got is this moment ♪ 231 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,800 ♪ The 21st century's yesterday ♪ 232 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,880 [music fades] 233 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,560 [chattering] 234 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,000 [man] I mean, I guess by the time I'd put my mind to, like, computing. 235 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,560 You know, caught that first wave, would have had a different story. 236 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,800 Gotta use the bathroom. 237 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,800 [man] Okay. 238 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,040 [door closes] 239 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,920 -I don't know how to do this. -Do what? 240 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,560 Just help me. 241 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,720 Can you just... 242 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,360 Just make this easy for me? 243 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,840 You wanna get in my car? 244 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,040 [engine revs] 245 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,840 -How long have you been here? -Sorry? 246 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,680 -How long have you been here? -In San Junipero? 247 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,560 Uh... Couple of months. Plan is long enough to enjoy myself. 248 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,200 Guess I'm a tourist, like you. 249 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,320 Yeah. 250 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,600 Hey. You okay? 251 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,640 Yeah. 252 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,320 -[horn honking] -[screams] Stop! 253 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,160 [tyres screech] 254 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,040 [thuds] 255 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,720 [both pant] 256 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,040 Sorry, but... 257 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,960 [laughs] Man, your face! 258 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,800 [laughing] 259 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,720 Wow. 260 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,720 -You like it? -It's just so big. 261 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,480 Reminds me of where I grew up. 262 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,200 Miss your mom? 263 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,720 [moaning] 264 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,920 [gasps] You have to show me. 265 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,200 -Okay. -Okay. 266 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,360 You never slept with a woman before? 267 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,560 That's not a critique. I mean, it was fucking awesome. 268 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,960 No, never with a woman. 269 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,600 Never with anyone. 270 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,560 Not anyone? 271 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,520 -What, in town or...? -No. No one, nowhere. 272 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,360 -I guess you deflowered me. -I deflowered you? 273 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,320 What is this? Merry England? 274 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,640 [laughs] Shut up. 275 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,720 You've had relationships though. 276 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,600 Mnh-mnh. 277 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,680 Hello! You got a fiancé. 278 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,280 -It's complicated. -Yeah, I'll say. 279 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,640 When did you know... 280 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,200 -that you liked women? -I like men too. 281 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,920 Equal rights. 282 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040 Okay. 283 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,280 But when did you know? 284 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,560 Do you always know? 285 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,160 I was married to a guy. A long time, I was married. 286 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,600 I always knew. 287 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,520 I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls, 288 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:40,160 co-workers, friends, some waitress that served me. 289 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,600 They were crushes. God, they were crushes. 290 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,600 Never acted on any of it. 291 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,400 Never did anything. 292 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,440 I was in love with him. 293 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,440 I really was in love with him. 294 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:16,640 But he chose not to stick around. 295 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,760 So now it's me. And I'm passing through. 296 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,200 And before I leave, I'll have a good time. 297 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600 I'm just gonna have a good time. 298 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,000 Time's nearly up. 299 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,840 Then let's lie here. 300 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,200 -[shouting] -[laughing] 301 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,840 ["Heart And Soul" by T'Pau playing] 302 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,040 ["Lean On Me" by Club Nouveau playing] 303 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,840 Excuse me? 304 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,120 Have you seen Kelly? 305 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,040 -What's that? -Kelly. 306 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,480 I haven't seen her all night. 307 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,320 You tried the Quagmire? 308 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,240 What is the Quagmire? 309 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,920 [shouting] 310 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,320 [rock music playing] 311 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,400 [chattering and laughing] 312 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,200 [cheering and whistling] 313 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,160 -[glass shatters] -[gasps] 314 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,760 -Whoa! Hey! -I'm sorry! 315 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,640 Yeah, I know you from somewhere. 316 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960 Tucker's. 317 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,200 -Kelly's friend, huh? -Do you know where to find her? 318 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,840 -How would I know that? -You're her friend. 319 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,720 -Was a friend. -Has she been here? 320 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,880 No. 321 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,440 [laughs] You too, huh? 322 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600 Well... 323 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,120 Hey. Try a different time. 324 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,400 Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time. 325 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,560 She's worth the shot, right? 326 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,120 {\an8}Introducing the totally redesigned Chrysler Cordoba. 327 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,720 All the luxury you expect is here. 328 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,760 But so is gas mileage... 329 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,320 [woman] No, no, no. 330 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,000 ["Funky Town" by Lipps, Inc. playing] 331 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,520 -Hey. -Hey. 332 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,240 Golden age, right? 333 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,600 -Right. -You playing or... 334 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,800 I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone. 335 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,000 Maybe... next time. 336 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,960 ["Ironic" by Alanis Morissette playing] 337 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,920 ♪ Don't you think? ♪ 338 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,080 ♪ It's like rain... ♪ 339 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,920 [game beeps] 340 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,760 [knocks] 341 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920 Kelly? 342 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,760 [pop music playing on game] 343 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,120 [cheering on game] 344 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,320 Yeah! [laughs] 345 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,920 [man on game] You're beautiful! 346 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,280 -Select a song! -Hi. 347 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,920 Ladies' room. 348 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,720 ["Can't Get You Out Of My Head" by Kylie Minogue playing] 349 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,240 Hey. 350 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,440 Hey. No, you-- 351 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,560 Wait a minute. 352 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,240 Why are you here? 353 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,480 I was looking for you. Where did you go? 354 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,240 I like a change of music. 355 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,800 How the hell is this your era? 356 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,000 -You hid from me. -One, I did not. 357 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,800 Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two. 358 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,840 It's not about who owes who. It's about manners. 359 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,120 You don't know who I am. 360 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,680 You don't know what this means. 361 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,880 This means fun. 362 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,920 Or it should. And this... 363 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,240 This is not fun, okay? 364 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,920 This is not fun. 365 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,720 So you don't feel bad? 366 00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:00,320 Maybe you should feel bad. Or at least feel something. 367 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,160 [door closes] 368 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,360 [glass shatters] 369 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,280 [horn honks] 370 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,560 Have you seen a girl? Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses? 371 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,200 Uh... 372 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,360 Oh, jeez. 373 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,320 Hey. 374 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,160 Please tell me you got your pain slider set to zero. 375 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,320 Yeah, I think so. 376 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,400 -Okay, listen. -How many of them are dead? 377 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,120 Like what percentage? 378 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,960 As in full-timers? 379 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,600 [Kelly] Eighty. Eighty-five. 380 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,360 I'm sorry. 381 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,640 -I'm not gonna jump. -I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's... 382 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,280 In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't... 383 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,920 I don't know, do feelings. 384 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,480 You freaked me out. 385 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,040 I don't want to like anyone. 386 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,160 So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient. 387 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,600 It's that... 388 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,680 I don't know how long there is. 389 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:48,480 And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you. For wanting something-- 390 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,639 [sighs] Next week it is. 391 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,840 I'm getting married. 392 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,800 Next week? 393 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,719 -To nice Greg? -[laughs] 394 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:25,600 -Sure you're going through with that? -I have to. 395 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,440 -You have to? -Mm-hmm. 396 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,159 He really is a good guy. 397 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,320 I mean, my family don't approve, but... 398 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,560 they can't stop us. 399 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,159 I know he pities me. That pisses me off. 400 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,200 -But that's not fair 'cause he's... -[shushes] 401 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,680 You said you don't know how much time there is. 402 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,120 What does that mean? 403 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,600 They tell me three months. 404 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,480 It's spread basically everywhere. 405 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,000 They said three months before six months ago. 406 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,000 So, you know, what do they know? 407 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,680 Doesn't even taste of anything. 408 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,240 -But so you'll stay here after? -No. 409 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,040 When I'm done, I am done. 410 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,360 But that's cra-- I mean... 411 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,680 -Why? -Richard. 412 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440 That's... 413 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,200 My husband's name was Richard. 414 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,760 He died just two years ago. 415 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,680 So we had the opportunity to stay in San Junipero. 416 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,760 Pass over. 417 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,960 Didn't take it. 418 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,560 -Didn't want to take it. -Why wouldn't anyone take it? 419 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,400 He had his viewpoint. 420 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,400 There were things he believed and things he didn't believe in, 421 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,160 and this place was one of them. 422 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,000 Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run. 423 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,320 Shit. 424 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,840 I didn't know if I wanted to try it but... I mean... 425 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,760 Jesus, without this place, I never would've met someone like you. 426 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,800 -Yeah, you could have. -No, I wouldn't. 427 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,120 -We could have met outside all this. -No. 428 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,560 You... would not have got me at all. 429 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,720 At all. 430 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,680 If we really met, I mean... 431 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,160 If we really met, you wouldn't like me. 432 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,080 Try me. 433 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,440 Or you'd-- You wouldn't want to spend time with me. 434 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,760 -You'd come and then-- -Try me. 435 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,840 Why? 436 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,440 Why? What's the point? 437 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,640 What? Where are you? Houston? 438 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,360 Carson City, Nevada. 439 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,480 So come on. 440 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,640 I showed you mine. 441 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,520 Where are you? 442 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,040 -I can just look it up. -Santa Rosa, California. 443 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,840 -That's no distance. -I don't want you to-- 444 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,040 -I don't want you to see me. I'm scared-- -And I'm dying. 445 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,040 Whatever you are can't scare me. 446 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,360 Let me come visit. 447 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,920 I want to say hi. 448 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,840 Here you go. 449 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,360 You okay? 450 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,640 [man over loudspeaker] Please check in at our self-service pods 451 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,520 using swipe cards provided. 452 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,280 -You must be Kelly. -I guess I must. 453 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,600 -She's waiting for you. -Thank you. 454 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,400 -Please. -[beeps] 455 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,960 She won't be able to physically respond in any way. 456 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,880 But she can hear you. 457 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,000 I'll give you some privacy. 458 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,320 [whispers] Hello, stupid. 459 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,240 It's good to see you. 460 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:57,160 Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly? 461 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,040 It is. 462 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,280 -I'm Greg. -You're Greg? 463 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,680 -Holy shit. -[laughs] 464 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,520 Yeah, I think it's great that you came down here in person 465 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,880 before she passes over. 466 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,720 Even her folks don't come visit no more so... 467 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,080 She's passing over? 468 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,040 -When? -Uh... 469 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,480 -Let's go grab a coffee. -Okay. 470 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,160 -She didn't tell you? -No, she did not. 471 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,760 -Said she was just visiting. -More like sampling the trial version. 472 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:41,480 I mean, I've only known her the past three years. 473 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,520 We talk on the comm box. 474 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,240 She told you how she ended up quadriplegic? 475 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,160 And how long she's been that way? 476 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,280 One night, she's 21, comes out to her folks. 477 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,040 They're a little uptight about it, you might say. 478 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,880 They told her they don't want a gay daughter. 479 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,040 It's not natural and so forth. 480 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,160 They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom! 481 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,360 -When she was 21? -More than 40 years back. 482 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,480 It's been her whole lifetime, basically. 483 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,080 So the whole San Junipero system has been a big deal for her. 484 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,680 The biggest deal. 485 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,680 Of course now, until she passes over, it goes permanent, 486 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,160 she's on a five-hour weekly limit. 487 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,120 I guess you're the same. 488 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,680 They ration it out. They don't trust us with more. 489 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,760 They say you go crazy if you have too much, you know? 490 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,720 You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind. 491 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,840 Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already. [laughs] 492 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,160 The system's there for therapeutic reasons, 493 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,200 immersive nostalgia therapy. 494 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,800 Plunge you into a world of memories. 495 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,880 Helps with Alzheimer's, that's what they say. 496 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,200 Small mercies. 497 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:00,840 So... 498 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,880 About this marriage... 499 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,200 The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases. 500 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,400 You gotta have a sign-off from the doc, the patient, a family member. 501 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,880 It's to stop folks from passing over just because they prefer San Junipero flat out. 502 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,800 Anyhow, Yorkie's family, 503 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,080 they're big-time religious, and they will not sign. 504 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,400 But a spouse can override them. 505 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,600 -Hence the wedding bells. -You got it. 506 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,720 We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m., 507 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,640 and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon. 508 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,080 "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying. 509 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,160 If you can call it dying. 510 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,360 Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven. 511 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,520 I guess. 512 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,680 You gonna wear a suit? 513 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,480 [laughs] 514 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,960 The ceremony's on my coffee break. 515 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,840 I never married so I just figured, you know, what's the harm? 516 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,240 You're a good man. 517 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,720 It's the least I could do, right? 518 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,560 Think you could hook us up to the system now? 519 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,680 Just for a little while, before she passes? 520 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,360 You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limit. 521 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,280 She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan. 522 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,520 I know, but can you? 523 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,200 Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every-- 524 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,240 I only want a moment. 525 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,240 [Greg] Ma'am. 526 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,320 -You got five minutes -Thank you. 527 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,160 Hey! 528 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,520 I've never been here during the daylight. 529 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,520 It's warm. 530 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,240 Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg. 531 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,440 Oh. 532 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:21,600 -You're passing over tomorrow? -Yeah. 533 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,400 Couple of hours after the wedding. 534 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,560 So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever. 535 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,280 -I'm sorry I didn't tell you. -[shushes] 536 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,400 -I'm gonna say something crazy. -Okay. 537 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,200 Wanna marry me instead? 538 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,160 It's just... Greg seems great, but... 539 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,800 -Why not someone you've connected with? -[laughs] 540 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,640 -[laughs] Is that a yes? -[laughs] 541 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,160 [man] ...to be your lawfully wedded wife, 542 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:13,400 to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 543 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:19,280 in good times and in woe, for richer, for poorer... 544 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,520 [beeping] 545 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,160 [Yorkie breathing faintly] 546 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,960 [breathing stops] 547 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,880 [sighs] 548 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,600 [gulls squawking] 549 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,040 [waves rippling] 550 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,360 [sighs] 551 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,600 [nurse] Hold tight. 552 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,240 There you go. 553 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560 Nearly there. 554 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,800 That's it. 555 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,280 [Kelly coughing] 556 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,800 Are you sure you're all right? 557 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,200 [beeps] 558 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,040 [sighs] 559 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,320 [horn honks] 560 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,880 Hey! 561 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,880 [both laughing] 562 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,600 You didn't dress up to see me? 563 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,360 Oh... 564 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,880 Come on! 565 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,120 -Better? -[both laugh] 566 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,240 Whoop! 567 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,640 Oh! 568 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,800 Oh! Whoo! 569 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,520 [Yorkie] Looks so real. 570 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,560 It feels so real! 571 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,080 [Kelly laughs] 572 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,400 [laughs and screams] 573 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,320 -What are you doing? -Oh, I love it here! [laughs] 574 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,400 I just love it. 575 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,160 -You've been here before. -But now I live here! 576 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,960 Be with me. 577 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,920 -I'm with you now. -That's not what I mean. 578 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,200 Pass over. 579 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,480 -When it's your time. -Yorkie. 580 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,920 -Stay here with me. -Can we just enjoy tonight? 581 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 It's almost midnight. 582 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,440 In ten minutes, you're out of here. 583 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,160 Then I gotta wait a week to see you again. 584 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,360 -You know I'm just a visitor. -What, a couple of months, then what? 585 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,160 -We're not discussing this. -Then you're gone. 586 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:25,080 -Just gone. You could have forever. -Forever? 587 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,400 -Who can even make sense of forever? -However long you want then. 588 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,080 I mean, you can remove yourself like that. [snaps fingers] 589 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,960 It's not a trap. 590 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,440 I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it! [bangs vehicle] 591 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,840 -I'm going. -Hey! Oh. Hey. 592 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720 It's real. 593 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,280 This is real. 594 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,520 And this. 595 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,560 -Hmm? -Come on. 596 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,480 You know that was just a gesture. 597 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,160 -You married me. -To help you pass over. 598 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:04,120 -As a... kindness. -It's not so kind to leave. 599 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,160 Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just... 600 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,960 I got this chance. 601 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,840 We got this chance. I wanna share it with you. 602 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,880 I said I made my choice. 603 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,080 What is it? You feel bad because your husband isn't here? 604 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,760 -Because that was his choice. -Don't. 605 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,520 He chose not to stay here. It's like he left you. 606 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,560 You know, he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you. 607 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,920 -You don't know what you're saying. -You should be mad at him. 608 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,040 -Not whipping yourself with guilt. -Get off me. 609 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:47,000 You can't see it! But what he did, it was selfish actually! 610 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,080 [gasps] 611 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,120 Forty-nine years... 612 00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:00,560 I was with him for 49 years. 613 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,160 You can't begin to imagine. 614 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,880 You can't know... 615 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:12,280 the bond, the commitment, the boredom, 616 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,720 the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. 617 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,360 The fucking love. You just cannot know! 618 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,480 Everything we sacrificed. 619 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,440 The years I gave him. The years he gave me. 620 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,880 Did you think to ask? 621 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,440 Did it occur to you to ask? 622 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,400 We had a daughter. 623 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,360 Alison. 624 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,160 Always difficult, always beautiful. 625 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,960 Died at 39 years old, bless her heart. 626 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,120 And Richard and I, we felt that heartbreak as one. 627 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,320 You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself. 628 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,600 -Well, I didn't know-- -Didn't think to. 629 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,680 You know, when he was dying, Richard said to me 630 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,400 when they offered him this, to pass over, pass through, 631 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,160 spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with, 632 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:13,920 he said, "How can I? When she missed out, how can I?" 633 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,400 And so he went. 634 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,800 And I wish I could believe he's with her now, 635 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,520 that they're together, but I don't. 636 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,440 I believe they're nowhere. Just like you said. 637 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,120 Gone. No, I pitied you, and that's the truth. I pitied you. 638 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,600 Now you give me some sales pitch 639 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,560 about how fucking peachy forever could be. 640 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,680 I'm sorry. 641 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,960 You wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters? 642 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,840 End up like Wes? 643 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,040 All those lost fucks at the Quagmire 644 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,200 trying anything to feel something, go ahead. 645 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,200 But I'm out. I'm gone. 646 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,160 Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly! 647 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,160 [engine revs] 648 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,280 [tyres screech] 649 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,960 [engine revs] 650 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,960 -[crashes] -[Kelly grunts] 651 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,480 [waves ripple] 652 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,240 [coughs] 653 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,600 [chattering] 654 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,200 [nurse] Hey, Kelly. 655 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,200 -You all right? -Yeah, I am fine. 656 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,120 [wheezes] 657 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,040 -Well, okay then. -Huh? 658 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,480 Kelly? 659 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,720 All things considered... 660 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,200 I guess I'm ready. 661 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,840 For what? 662 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,120 For the rest of it. 663 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,600 [seagulls cry] 664 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,520 [starts engine] 665 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,040 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 666 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:07,320 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 667 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,320 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪ 668 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,120 ♪ We'll make heaven a place on Earth ♪ 669 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,880 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 670 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:40,080 ♪ When I feel alone ♪ 671 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,520 ♪ I reach for you ♪ 672 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,000 -♪ And you bring me home ♪ -[honks horn] 673 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,520 ♪ When I'm lost at sea ♪ 674 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:51,600 -[laughs] -♪ I hear your voice and it carries me ♪ 675 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,280 Ready? 676 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,280 -♪ In this world we're just beginning ♪ -[both] Whoo! 677 00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:00,320 ♪ To understand the miracle of living ♪ 678 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,480 -♪ Maybe I wasn't brave before ♪ -[both] Whoo! 679 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:07,480 ♪ But I'm not afraid anymore ♪ 680 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,680 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 681 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,680 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 682 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,440 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪ 683 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,080 ♪ We'll make a heaven a place on Earth ♪ 684 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:28,080 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 685 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,920 [beeping] 686 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000 ♪ Heaven ♪ 687 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,480 ♪ Heaven ♪ 688 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,400 ♪ Heaven ♪ 689 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,680 ♪ In this world, we're just beginning ♪ 690 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,280 ♪ To understand the miracle of living ♪ 691 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,200 ♪ Baby, I was afraid before ♪ 692 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:13,560 ♪ I'm not afraid anymore ♪ 693 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,360 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 694 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,800 ♪ Do you know what that's worth ♪ 695 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,640 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 696 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,720 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 697 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,640 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 698 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:47,200 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪ 56729