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He'll be fine, babe.

Yeah. He's just getting up there in age.

He is, but his spirit is 21, OK?

Eighteen.

It's just when you dealing with chest pains,

people always associate that

with heart problems, you know?

Yeah, that is true.

Oof.

He'll be fine.

What's the word, Grandpa?

Oh, man.

Hi, Grandpa.

I got some bad news.

I got some good news,

but I got really, really, really bad news.

OK. All right.

What's the good news?

The good news is they say they wanna run some tests tomorrow,

so they can find out what the real problem is.

That's great news, Grandpa.

Yeah. So what's the bad news?

The bad news is

they say...

they say I can't eat meat,

use illegal substance, or drink alcohol.

-Wow. -Yeah.

-That's tough. -Man.

For 24 hours.

-Oh. -Man.

So, no weed?

Damn it, that is the bad news. Y'all not listening to me.

That's horrible.

I don't think I'm gonna make it.

Grandpa Vinny, I think you can go

without smoking marijuana for one day.

Look here, baby girl.

I don't remember the last time

I went a day without smoking weed.

-Every day? -Every day.

You need weed to live here. Look around here.

You need weed every day in here.

Come on, man.

You can use a break. It's going to save your life.

-We could use a break. -It's only one day, man.

I don't think I'mma make it, OK?

-I'm not going to make it. -You'd rather die?

Grandpa Vinny.

It's been a nice ride.

And you got a lot more riding to do.

Come on, man. There's got to be something else

that you like to do for fun to pass time.

Yeah, I like to...

wake and bake and smoke weed.

[laughing] Grandpa Vinny, would you stop?

-[Jeremy] OK. Check it out. -Mm-hmm.

I'm going to speak your language, all right?

Uh-oh. He pulling out money.

He pulling out money.

-He got that wallet out. -He got that wallet out.

Let's see what you got.

I got $100 that says you can't go 24 hours

without drinking and smoking.

OK. All right.

Well, Son, I'll tell you what now.

If you make it double or nothin',

200, you got a bet.

-Oh. -What? What? What?

All right. Fair enough.

-There you go. -All right.

All right. All right.

You want to hold the money?

Hold the money. Cause I'm going to get it right back.

I'll tell you what.

Can I smoke before I start?

-No, you can't smoke man. -No.

-You starting right now. -There you go.

-Twenty-four hours. -Twenty-four hours.

-He can do it. -I don't know.

We'll see.

This is a lot of weed money here.

? No matter what you do ?

? I love you ?

? No matter where you go ?

? I'm behind you for sure ?

? Always remember ?

? Blood ain't never water ?

? We'll make it if we stay together ?

[music]

Hey, Philly Phil.

So Mom told you?

Mom tells me everything. What are you working on?

Failing. Waited till the last minute,

now I have a 25-page paper due in a few hours.

Yikes.

How many more pages do you have to finish?

Um... Oh, yeah, 25.

Philip, what are you gonna do?

Write as much as I can, I guess.

Or...

Never mind.

Or what?

Well...I don't know.

Look, if you have something that can help me,

you have to tell me. I need it.

Okay, fine.

One of my friends at school...

Most of my friends at school have been using

artificial intelligence to write their papers for them.

What? AI is writing papers now?

Yeah, in literally seconds.

Okay, well, how do I get it?

Okay, it's called Daniella.

So you just go to this website and tell Daniella what to write.

But you have to be very specific with what you want the AI to do.

Okay, uh, Daniella...

write me a 25-page paper

about the Atlanta Race Riots of 1906.

Dang!

It's at 10 pages already! Yo, you saved my life.

I'm not gonna lie.

This has to be the only time you use it.

Okay? This is an emergency situation.

Yo! It's already at 25 pages.

Yo, I'm never writing papers ever again.

Not even if it's two pages.

Now every time a paper is assigned,

I'm doing it same day.

Wait, but you have to think about-

Yo, you actually can't tell me anything

that will make me stop using AI, okay?

Wow. This is the greatest invention ever!

I need that.

I need that.

[music]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grandson, grandson. Has it been 10 hours yet?

Come on, it's been 10 hours, right?

Man, it's been 30 minutes. Sit down.

I don't think I'm gonna make it, man.

All right, well, feel free to give me that $200 right now.

-Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. -Yeah, I bet you did.

[Cora] [indistinct]

Vinny, how was your doctor's appointment?

Hey, good morning, y'all. Good morning.

[Brown] They said you had chest pains.

It's probably all them evil spirits living in him, Cora.

Shouldn't you be somewhere playing in traffic

and getting hit by a car or a bus or something?

Okay, okay, y'all, don't start that this morning.

How are you doing?

Is there anything I can do for you?

Oh, I'm feeling bad, Miss Cora.

I ain't never felt this bad in my life.

This is horrible.

Well, how long they say you got?

Ain't nobody kicking over.

If there's kicking to be done,

I'm gonna kick you in your nose. That's what I'm gonna do.

They said they need to run some tests so they can find out

-what the real problem is. -Well, good, well, good.

That's great. So what's so bad about that?

-Man, they saying to me... -[Cora] Uh-huh?

-I can't have alcohol. -Okay.

I can't have illegal substance, or meat.

Shut up. Shut up.

You can't have no meat?

I don't give a damn about no meat.

I need some marijuana.

For 24 hours, I can't go without...

Oh, you could do it, Mr. Vinny.

It's just for one day.

Cora, he been on that dope so long,

he probably just... Probably dope is all in his ski.

-He probably doptamined. -Yeah, and it's been great.

Come on, now. Look, it's just for one day.

Calm down. One day, you could do it.

You know what, I'm thinking, not having the marijuana

might take me out quicker than these chest pains.

-This serious. -Oh, now, come on.

You could do it. It's just gonna be good for you.

You know what?

How about I go make you a meatless breakfast,

and hopefully it'll make you feel better, okay?

That's a good. Oh, she's such a good lady.

Thank you, Miss Cora.

Thank you so much. Meatless sandwich, yeah.

If it ain't got no weed in that sandwich,

it ain't gonna be worth a damn.

It's all right, man. You gonna win $200.

Wait a minute. $200?

Yeah. We made a bet that he couldn't go 24 hours

without drinking or smoking.

Shut up! I got to get some of that.

-[Vinny] Come on, Brown, let's see what you got.

-Oh, you in? -Yeah, how much?

-How much y'all say? -$200. $200.

-Two hun- oh we got to- -Oh, we cover that.

-We got to up this. -You can cover that?

We got to quadruple it. Five dollars!

-Five dollars on them boys. -You know what?

Put me $5 on it. I got five on it.

Put me five on it. I'm in.

You can count me in. I got five on it.

-? I got five on it ? -I got $5.

We gonna wear him out. We gonna get all that money.

Get it. Get it from him.

I'll hold it, because you look like y'all might-

somebody might have to steal it.

I need comms. Sniper on the top left building.

No, there's a sniper on the... sniper on the top left...

There's... There is a sniper on the top-

Damn, y'all suck.

Bro, just go on the building on the left, bro.

Yo, can we get air support?

Can we get air support?

Bro. I'm off!

[Philip laughing]

Get off of me!

Bro, you actually saved my life.

Daniella wrote a paper way better than I ever could.

Wait, you didn't already submit the paper, did you?

Written and submitted. Thank you, Daniella.

You didn't go in and edit it first?

Copy, paste.

Philip, you can get pegged for plagiarism

if your teacher ends up testing it.

How is that plagiarism?

Daniella wrote it.

Where do you think the AI got it from?

From actual writers

who have written things in the past.

Wait, so I just submitted an essay

where somebody could've written

what I just put in the essay?

Yeah, very possible.

Or it takes the style of writers

and writes based on what it learned.

Wow, that's so cool.

-Man, technology, right? -Yeah, it is.

But plagiarism can get you into really big trouble.

Okay, everybody goes in and changes a lot of things

-before turning it in. -Look, I'm not tripping, okay?

I just, everything's good if I don't get caught.

And I won't start worrying until something happens.

[Leah] Philip! Get in here now!

Hey, above all, remember one thing.

Snitches get stitches.

Now go.

[Leah] Philip Ezekiel!

You better not snitch.

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[Leah] Philip Ezekiel!

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I can't believe

that she gonna cheat on him with her uncle-in-law.

[Cora] I can't believe you watch this mess.

-Hey, y'all. -Oh, hey, Jeremy. You okay?

Oh, man. I'm just exhausted dealing with Vinny.

He done gone six hours without smoking

and he already mad about everything.

That's good. He off that stuff for a little bit.

He off that dope.

I'm about to give him some myself and end this mess.

Because he was cutting up at breakfast.

I can't believe how he acted at breakfast.

Act a fool. Yeah, he losing it.

He got mad at me

because I left the toilet seat up.

-Because you left it up? -[Jeremy] Yeah

He was rushing in there to do number two,

didn't look before he sat,

got a butt full of cold water.

I had to come pull him out.

[Brown laughing]

-Y'all know he mad at me, too. -What he mad at you for?

He looked in the mirror and then looked over at me

and realized how ugly he is.

You gonna get mad at me because you ugly.

[both laugh]

[Vinny imitating them]

[Brown] Look how the toilet made him.

Shut up! What you laughing at, Brown?

I'm laughing at you falling in the toilet.

How was the water?

You'll find out when I get some to pour on you.

All right, if you pour some water on me,

I tell you what, I'm gonna slap the sugar out of you.

-[Vinny] I wish you would. -[Jeremy] Where you going?

I'm going to get some toilet water to throw on Brown.

-See what happens. -Okay, now calm down.

Mr. Vinny, now, the day is half gone.

-You'll be all right. -I got a whole day left.

I don't think I'm gonna make it without weed, Miss Cora.

-I really don't. -Now, Cora,

Cora, let him go ahead and do it.

'Cause when he puffs, he gotta give me my $5.

Puff, puff, and give me my $5.

-Shut up. How about that? -[Leah] Jeremy!

Come in here before I kill your son.

-Uh-oh. -You better hurry up.

See what he's pulling again.

What?

-What does that mean, Cora? -Need some weed?

Oh, he don't need no weed.

You need to leave it alone yourself.

You don't need no dope as long as you got hope.

Right. You need plenty hope.

Dope makes you see a bigger hope.

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Oh, you scared me. Boy, what happened?

You got caught watching that porn again, didn't you?

Mm-mmm. No, his teacher called

and says that she runs each essay

through a program and that Mr. Philip here

plagiarized his paper.

Is that true, Son?

Yeah, it is.

Philip, have you lost your mind?

Do you know she said they could suspend

or expel you for plagiarism?

Yeah, I know and I'm sorry.

But I started working on my paper late,

and I used AI to write the rest of it.

Allen Iverson wrote your paper?

Who?

No, no, artificial intelligence.

You just...

You tell it what to write, and how many pages,

-and it writes it in seconds. -What?

Mm-hmm. So, artificial intelligence can write a paper?

Where did you even learn that, Philip?

[mouths] You're dead.

Um, people at school, friends at school,

they were using it, so they told me about it.

So...

I cannot believe you. You know what?

No gaming for two months.

That should be plenty of time for you to do your schoolwork.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, your work.

Whew.

Yes, ma'am.

You know, luckily, your teacher gave you a break.

She says she's not going to pursue any action

if she gets a paper written by you

to her by tomorrow evening.

-Thanks, Mom. -Don't thank me.

Go to your room.

And get your work done.

Your work.

You okay?

I guess.

Honey, look, I just don't know what to do with him sometimes.

Yeah, well, maybe we should ask AI,

since it got the answers to everything else.

Where was AI when I was doing my papers in high school?

You had Leah.

Yeah, I still got Leah.

That's the smile I like.

[sighs]

That's okay. He's a smart kid, you know.

Majority of the time,

he don't make the same mistake twice.

Two months with no video games?

That'd get him off that AI.

Was I too harsh?

No, you was perfect.

Now, we got to do something about Grandpa Vinny.

He driving me crazy.

I heard him fussing at you earlier today.

-Is he okay? -I left the toilet seat up.

He took a dip.

Jeremy, see, I tell you to put the toilet seat down.

I know, I know, I know. He was in there like a toad.

He was like, "Ah, ah.

Jeremy, get me out of this thing."

Stop it, boy, stop.

I'm like, this ain't a hot tub.

It's a toilet. Just get up.

[laughing] Now that's funny.

Oh, gosh, these 24 hours killing me.

Ah, man.

[music]

Hey, everything okay?

Oh man, just a rough day, that's all.

Yeah, tell me about it.

So, what's going on with you?

Well, I used AI

to write a paper for me and got caught by the teacher.

So, uh, I'm grounded for two months.

AI? You know, I heard about that AI.

You know, back in the day, we used to get somebody

who looked like the judge or goofy lookin' person,

to write us a paper.

You know, $20, there'd be no paper trail.

But I know you wouldn't do that

because you're smarter than that.

You're smart enough to write a million papers, man.

Why the hell would you use AI?

Well, I kept procrastinating

and wasn't gonna finish in time.

Did you know that AI

can write a 25-page paper in seconds?

Damn, well, what else can it do?

Anything you tell it to do, I guess.

Damn, I need to start writing some books.

How to Live Like Vinny.

[laughing]

You think you can show me how to do that?

Yeah, you just go to the site

and type in what you want it to do.

-I'll show you on my computer. -Oh, okay, I like that.

But what's going on with you? Why are you so down?

Ah, you know, it's nothing. I don't know.

Maybe your mom and dad told you,

but, you know, I got some chest pains,

and, you know,

they said I can't have alcohol,

or eat meat or mari- my medicine.

My medicine for... this medicine.

You know, the medicine I take, can't do that for 24 hours.

Oh, man, look, you can do that. It's going to be kind of tough,

but you're the toughest person I know.

If anybody can do it, you can do it.

I'll be damned.

You believe in me more than I believe in myself.

Well, maybe I can make it work.

-I don't know. -You got it.

But I'm going to grab a snack and get started on this paper.

-All right. -Show you that AI later.

Thank you, great-grandson.

Yeah, I love that boy.

[Philip] What are you even wearing?

Hey, I heard you got in trouble with that AI thing.

That's what they told me.

Well, if it ain't the heathen itself.

Look at you.

You know they was talking about you at church, at Bible study.

Oh, they were? What'd they say?

Oh, I said, oh, yeah.

The pastor said you should tread up on serpents if you see one.

So get thee under my feet.

[mimics] Get thee under my feet.

You know what? This little room right here, Brown,

it is not big enough.

I ain't had weed in 24 hours, Brown.

You don't want none of this. I'm weed-less.

You feel like you wanna do something,

-you do something. -You don't want none of me

when I'm weed-less.

-Well, I tried. -Weed calms me down.

-Well, you ain't calmed up then. -And I've had no weed.

-I've had no weed. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.

You don't want this.

You don't want none of this.

Whoa, whoa. What is the problem?

I can hear y'all yelling from back there.

I'm sick of him.

Well, he mad 'cause he ain't had no reefer.

Don't nobody even say reefer no more.

You know, I will snatch your neck up

and throw it across the street.

Because he ain't had no dope-

You'll be walking like this. You'll be-

Come on, man. Look, stop. Stop.

Y'all too old to be here arguing like cats and dogs.

I ain't no cat. You're the cat.

-[Brown] Ugly self. -You the one that's ugly.

What? What? What? What?

I'll start talking about his mom.

-Oh, my. Oh. -But I dont know the difference.

All right, guys, stop. Stop.

Bring it. You do mama, I do grandma.

-Stop. -Bring it.

-It was him. -He's the one.

Stop it. Okay?

I was talking to Sandra. She has a surprise for you.

She came up with an idea to make the time go by faster.

-Okay. -All right.

Sandra.

You just ignant.

-You stupid. -You was born ignant.

[Vinny] But you were born stupid.

Well, what's going on here?

Yeah, where you got that money from?

Uh, you, Efe, Mr. Brown,

and our not so great at poker Grandpa Vinny.

I don't know what you're talking about young girl,

but I'm the greatest poker player

in the entire world.

Ask anybody, any place in the world.

He's a good poker player.

Not according to this cash of yours that I'm counting.

What do you say?

Up to lose some more money?

Texas hold 'em.

Okay, you know,

I hope you get used to holding on to that money,

because it's gonna end up back in my pocket.

Oh, yeah, let's do it, because I need to get my chips back, too.

Yep, yep, because I got, uh... I got...

[counting] Fourteen...

I got $14 and two coupons.

I'm ready to roll, baby.

This is what you all said last time, remember?

Okay, okay, well, you know what? Let's set it up.

Let's do this. Let's make it happen. Come on.

I'm about to get the poker table.

Yeah, come on, bro.

Put that...Close that up.

I thought I had 14.

I got $13 and two coupons.

[music]

-Yes. Thank you. -You're cheating.

-Ain't nobody cheating. -[Vinny] Yeah, you're cheating.

-You look like a cheater. -That's called anointing.

Yeah, yeah. I call it cheating.

I caught him looking at my cards, too.

Yeah, yeah, he's cheating.

Ain't nobody looking at nobody's cards.

Yeah.

[Jeremy] And them coupons ain't real money.

-Haha. -[Brown] I got 21.

-Is that 21? -Nope.

-What happened, bro? -Wrong game.

Oh I thought it was 21.

You ain't even got bus fare over there, bro.

You know what I'm gonna do to all this money?

-[Brown] What? -Buy a new family.

Whoo!

You got some on discount.

We'll put him on layaway.

You get some for free with him.

Hold on. We still have a chance.

Okay.

[snoring]

I'm all out. Put me all out.

Cheech and Chong!

Huh?

[Jeremy] It's on you, man.

What time is it? Is it 24 hours yet?

[Jeremy] Yeah, you made it.

Whoo! Yeah!

[All] Not until after your test.

I can't believe we've been playing all night.

[Jeremy] Man.

You can count me out. Cool it now.

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