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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

We are playing The Snatch Game.

- What the fuck did
you just call me, RuPaul?

Hercules! Hercules!

Hercules! Hercules!

- Of all your father's songs,
what's your favorite?

- I can't fucking remember.

There's too many.

It's too many, yes.

- In my opinion, I think
I was one of the best.

- What?

No!

- Suzie Toot, you are safe.

Crystal Envy...

- The jokes just weren't there.

- Lana Ja'Rae...

- The bus is always
still running.

- The Snatch Game was not good.

- Onya Nurve...

- I genuinely went, I want to
see her host "SNL" one day.

- Condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Lana Ja'Rae, Shantay, you stay.

Crystal Envy, sashay away.

What a day.

- Crystal just went home.

I was not expecting her
to go home this early.

This goes to show that, no
matter how well you're doing,

you're never safe
in this competition.

- "Yeah, I'd still envy me.

Love you girls."
- Aw.

- Love you, Crystal.

- Crystal.

- I think all of us saw

her going to the end.
- Yeah.

- So this is really,
really crazy.

- Yeah so thank you
for taking her out, low key.

- You'll get an Edible
Arrangement from all of us.

- Crystal, we love you.

I'm going to miss you so much.

- We love you so much, Crystal.

- We love you, Crystal.

- Being in the bottom
twice in a row

is not what I had initially
planned for me on "Drag Race."

But if I can send someone home
with such a high track record,

it should scare the other girls.

I feel like this is a breath
of a new era for Lana,

so be prepared to see me slay.

- We do need to say
congratulations to Onya Nurve.

- Yes!

- Snatch Game winner, bitch.

- Well, y'all didn't
make me work too hard.

- Damn, Onya.

- No, I am so proud to have won.

Snatch Game was one
of the challenges

that I did want to win,
and I did that, so.

- You can go home now.

- Perfect.
- Peace!

- How are the other
girls feeling?

- It is no surprise to
anybody that I am disappointed

about the events of today.

- What?
Why?

- However, I gave you guys
just one more week to breathe.

- Nurva.

- And Suzie is coming
on back with the fire,

so I'll see you all there.

- Girl, please.

That shit was bad.

- "Jay-zuss."

- What... what... what...

What?

- Suzie's just mad.

She is the wocka-wocka
theater queen

and she didn't have her moment

like she thought she was
going to.

But, girl, shut up!

We're done!

- I feel shaken not
because of my performance

but because of the opinions
shared by my fellow sisters.

- If you stay safe,
you don't wanna get safe.

- I really want to be the
first queen with three wins.

I do not want my lead
to be slipped up.

The game's on.

The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000,

courtesy of TodayTix,
the theater ticket app.

With extra-special
guest judge, Adam Lambert.

- Whee-hoo!

- Good morning.

It's a new week, yes.

I am just rejuvenated.

I feel like my asshole
got bleached.

I just, I'm ready to go.

- The group is dwindling down.

- Smaller and smaller.

- I'm happy that
we're here to get

nice and intimate, about time.

"Intimate" is the word?

- She actually ate Crystal.

So, Lydia, watch out,
the twink goblin is here.

- I am a committed girl.

I would never.

It's quite obvious that me
and Lydia have a little,

a little thing going on.

We're very close.

I'm blushing.

I'm Black, but I'm blushing.

- What do twink goblins do?

- Eat, eat, eat, bitch.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Mother.

- Good morning, queens.

Now, whether you're
a fan of "Wicked,"

"The Wiz,"
or "The Wizard of Oz,"

the message is the same.

The power to change lies within
each and every one of us.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you're going to star

in the ultimate Rusical mash-up,

"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

Presented by TodayTix,
where you can get

the best theater tickets
for Broadway,

the West End, and beyond.

- Period, period, period.

- The Rusical!

I have been doing musical
theater for over a decade.

This is my day job.

These hoes can't touch me.

- In a moment, you
will choose your parts.

There's the Green Witch,
the Good Witch,

the Wicked Witch, the Scarecrow,

the Tin Woman, the Lioness,

Harlem Dorothy, Kansas Dorothy,
and two flying monkeys.

Now, choose wisely,
because in a moment,

you'll lay down your tracks
with Michelle Visage.

And later, you'll rehearse
with Director Jamal Sims.

Now, to help you
get into character,

we're providing the costumes
as well as the hair,

courtesy of Wigs and Grace.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Yes, honey!

- Every gay person has
an attachment

to "Wizard of Oz," "The Wiz,"
or "Wicked."

The world is just not
ready for what this musical

is about to bring.

- Characters inspired
by "Wicked,"

"The Wizard of Oz,"
and "The Wiz"

audition for parts
in a brand new Rusical.

- An unseen director is
heard off-stage

and asks each of the characters
to step forward

and share their stories.
- This is "Chorus Line."

- "A Chorus Line!"

It's so over.

- Here we go.

- Hit the track, bitch.

- I love this one.

- Let me tell you something
about the Good Witch,

as soon as I hear it, I know
that this is not a safe role.

This is a tough role.

And I'm going to fight
to have this role.

- This trio is cute.

- The Lioness character sounds
absolutely amazing to me.

That journey of, like,
what I'm searching to find,

what I'm missing, I just relate
to that so much in life now.

And you know, I'm a little
pussy because I'm trans, so.

- Let's go down the line,
and let's discuss.

I want Kansas Dorothy, now.

- I want Kansas Dorothy.

Kansas Dorothy is my girl.

I've been waiting
for a ballad moment,

and I'm excited to show off

my singing capabilities
once again.

- I would also love
Kansas Dorothy.

- Ooh.

- I think that we talked
kind of about what Ru said

and about you, like, you know,
loosening up a little bit.

It would be great to see you
come out of your comfort zone...

- OK.
- And you could really shine.

- I'm realizing,
Kansas Dorothy is

like the prim and proper,
perfect girl role.

Like, why would
I want to do that?

If that's the case, I would
love to take the Wicked Witch.

- Ooh.
- Yes.

- In this Rusical,
the Wicked Witch is Cher.

It's really important
for me to show the judges

that I can have fun,
and Cher don't give a damn.

So this week,
Sam don't give a damn.

- Now, arguments
for Kansas Dorothy.

Your talent show was read
for being earnest and smaller,

and I think that that's how
your Kansas Dorothy could be

in trouble of reading because
it is a soft and heart moment

as opposed to something
that is punchier

and funnier,
which I think is what they

would love to see from you.

- All she's doing
is putting me down

and that's just pissing me off.

- I think a solid backup
for that is the Green Witch.

- No, I will not do that.

I will not do the Green Witch
because that

is not in my wheelhouse.

- Suzie, I see you, bitch.

Very strategic of you.

I'm not like musical
theater, like...

Like, that's you.

The role of Green Witch is
older theater Broadway girl.

Suzie is like a
fucking 98-year-old

washed-up theater nerd.

That's literally your brand.

- I really want Kansas Dorothy.

- But, Acacia, you
really haven't really

had your time to shine yet.

- Right, and you got a
pick for the news thing.

You got to be your
ideal pick for Rhonda.

Suzie got her way the last time,

so I don't think Suzie
should get her way this time.

She should let
someone else have it.

I thought you were so congenial.

- So Acacia is going
to be Kansas Dorothy.

- I'm down with that.

- Does everyone agree?

- That's fine.

- Do you agree?

- I mean, I don't.

- Green Witch, Kansas Dorothy.

- Fuck it.
- Done.

- I'm the Green Witch.

Have fun, Acacia.

- What did you say?

- No, I said, go off.

Sorry, Suzie.

- OK, I'm thinking about
the two flying monkeys.

- It's definitely more talkie,
and the song from "Chorus Line"

is about how she can't sing.

- I do sing, but I think the
flying monkeys could be funny.

- I see that for you.

- OK, OK.

- And I'm Lioness.

- Lioness, done.
- Fuck yes.

- Harlem Dorothy
is my number one.

Harlem Dorothy is different
from everyone else

because she's Black and
everyone around her is white.

Obviously, I relate
to that in my own life.

And I love the soulful tone
of her voice and the music.

- I'll do Tin Woman.

- I would do Scarecrow.
- OK.

- OK, Arrietty is Scarecrow.

- I love the Good Witch.

- I also love the Good Witch.

- You love the Good Witch?
- I do.

It is a role about having
big breasts and a big ass.

And RuPaul has
complimented my physique.

You don't have that.

It'll be very embarrassing
if you get there shaking

a flat ass and no boobs.

- Well, that's why
things are provided

for us for this challenge.

I was in the top last
week for the Snatch Game.

- And you were in the safe zone.

- I was safe.

So you should let me
get this big role,

and if I flop, I go home.

- I feel like this is the role
I need to secure that win.

So I am not taking
no for an answer.

I am the Good Witch, bitch.

I want the Good Witch, bitch.
- No!

- Yes, bitch.

- It makes no sense
for you to have it.

- Wanna do rock,
paper, scissors?

- I'm not doing rock,
paper, scissors!

I'm not.

- You're being an
asshole right now.

- It doesn't matter.
I have a body and you do not.

So you're not a Good Witch.

- And I got through doing
well in comedy challenge.

You have none.
- OK!

- I don't give a fuck.

- Guys.

We will do a quick vote.

If you want Kori to be the
Good Witch, raise your hand.

Gregory!

- I want Kori
to be the Good Witch.

- That's your strategy, though.

- You don't know me.

- Suzie's a secret
villain because she

low-key plays mind games.

She voted for Kori
because I don't think

she was expecting me
to do better in Snatch Game

than she did.

I'm the Good Witch,
thank you so much.

- Fine.

I guess I'll be the monkey.

- You got your twink.
- I did.

- You should be so happy.

- And you don't have your body.

- I can buy a body.

You can't buy comedy.

- Ooh!

- You know what?

I'll take my L.
I'll be a flying monkey.

But I hope Miss Flat Booty
McGee falls on her flat ass.

- Mwah!

- Hi.

This week, ladies and gentlemen,

our challenge is
"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

And, baby, it is time
for the first group

to become a recording artist

with the one and only
Michelle Visage.

- Hello, ladies.

- Hi, Michelle.

- Say hello to music
producer Gabe Lopez.

- Hi, Gabe.
- Hi.

- We're going to start
with Lana Ja'Rae.

- Ooh!
- Ooh, baby.

- Have a seat, kids.

You are the Tin Woman.
- Yes.

- Let's try it.
Here we go.

Ready, Gabe?
- Yep.

- This could be
so good for you, Lana.

You sound great.

- Yay!

- Welcome to the show.

- Thank you.

I'm finally here
after a fucking week.

- Your ass is lucky.

- Lydia Butthole, you're up.

- Hello.
- Here we go.

- No, we'll do it again.

That's really cute.

You have an adorable,
bright voice.

- Thanks.

I'm trying to be an ingénue.

- My wife, Miss Lydia, is
giving what needs to be given.

Thank God I got Lydia,
because if I had

someone that could not
do this role,

I would have been pissed.

Kori Scott Regina King...

Did you choose this part
as a flying monkey?

- Absolutely not!

- There are no small roles,
only small...

Pads.

- Don't come for me, Kori.

Do you sing?

- Absolutely not.

- Girl, we are over here
singing with Miss Track 9

and I am a little nervous.

I'm not a singer, I'm a talker.

- OK, let's try it.

- OK, that was interesting.

Let's do it again.

- You got this, Kori.

- That was an interesting pitch.

- I think Kori came in with
a very strong personality

and like, I'm here to compete.

- Let's try it again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- In-pitch.

- But I think we all know,
Kori is in trouble.

- Welcome, ladykins.

- Thank you.
- Hi.

- We're going to start
vocals with Suzie Toot.

Everybody else, come on,
take a seat over here.

And you are playing?

- I am playing the Green Witch.

- Is this what you wanted?

- I had my eyes
on Kansas Dorothy,

but this is the theater girl,

so the girls said, bitch,
do what you do.

- OK. Brave.

- Yes!
- I love it.

So Spot-on.

Next question.

- So you are playing?

- Harlem Dorothy.
- Come on!

Come on!

- Yeah!

- And you're a singer?

- Yes, I love to sing.

- Let's do it.

- Yes!

Yes!

Come on, Harlem Dorothy!

Onya's doing amazing.

She's so good.

There is a rivalry brewing
because we got two wins.

And I recognize how
goddamn talented she is.

- Sam Star, you are
playing the Wicked Witch.

But as Cher.

- What are your
references to Cher?

- I hate to admit it.

My first introduction
to Cher was "Burlesque."

- Cher is very Cher
in "Burlesque,"

so if that was your first
introduction you got...

"Wagon wheel watusi!"

You get it.

- Sam better kill
this Cher impression,

because if not, RuPaul
will hate her

for the rest of her life, so...

Good luck, bitch.

OK, Gabe, hit it!

- Heard.

- What you're missing is
like old Cher reference.

Yeah.

- Was that good?

- Don't turn into Elvis.

It's very easy to just go...
Whoa, whoa.

OK.

- Yay!

- That's fantastic.

And I'm actually happy
you're doing this, Sam,

because this is really
great for you to get

in-touch with this playful...

- Right.

- Kind of impish side of you.

- I'm having fun!

I love Cher.

Good job, Sam Star.

Thank you, Michelle.

- Acacia!

Who wears short shorts?

Me.

- Here we go.

- Let's do that again
and let's get it on pitch.

- Yeah, can I do it with
the vocal for that one?

- Yes, you can.

- Thank you.

- Bitch, what is going on?

Did Suzie get in your
head that bad?

Like, girl, I thought you
was a singer.

- I want to do that
"journey" word again.

It was a little off.

- She picked the lead
in the Rusical,

like one of the most
important characters.

Acacia needs to nail
this or go home.

- Can I just get a little
more water, please?

- I'm nervous.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- It is time to rehearse the
musical number with Jamal Sims.

I am so excited.

- Not only is he gorgeous,
he's also a really good dancer.

So I get to just stare at Jamal

and learn choreography,
so I'm happy.

- This Rusical is about
auditioning for a big show.

"Wizard of Oz" happens to
be really close to my heart.

I have the Lion, the Scarecrow,

and the Tin Man tatted on,
a little somethin'-somethin'.

Don't let me down.

First up, Jewels,
the Good Witch.

This is a fun number.

It's really about
your physi-cali-ty.

Everything should
always be perched, yes.

You are selling yourself.

- Yes!

- Flow, flow.

- Four, five, six, seven,
and eight.

- You're doing this, right?

I need you to be into the...

Get my...

- It's all about
showing your titty.

Titty, titty, titty.

Right now you're placing.

It's gotta ooze.

- It's like someone stuck
a turkey baster up her ass.

It's so fucking funny.

- What the fuck
are you laughing about?

- Seven, eight, go one.

- Three, four.

- They're laughing
too much, bitch.

- That's all right. Don't...

you gotta tune them out.
Tune it out.

- Jewels, payback is a bitch

'cause you are...
Floppy.

- OK, OK.

- The Scarecrow, Tin Woman,
and the Lioness.

- Can we do this one at a time?

Can I see what
the Lion would do,

doing this step-touch?

- This step?
- Yeah.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Hey.

- Hey, don't hurt him.

Don't hurt him.
Don't hurt him.

My group, we call ourselves
the Bottom Bitches,

because me, I've been
in the bottom twice.

Yay!

Yes!

- And Arrietty has been
in the bottom three times

and lip-synced once.

- Hey!

- Come on, Scarecrow.

- And then Lexi has been
struggling to get a win.

And I feel like we all
want a win so badly.

So that's why we're all going
to work so well together.

- Great.
Perfect.

Onya Nurve, it's just
a little doo-wop step.

Hip, da, da, da.

One and two and three
and four and...

- While I can pick
up choreography,

I don't pick it up that fast,
so I'm nervous, bitch.

It's this part.

I feel like, what
are my feet doing?

- One and two and punt.

Hey!
- It's in first?

- Yeah, boom, boom, clap.
- Are we moving forward?

- Move forward.

- Onya is missing that
Onya thing that she brings

to everything that she does.

- Go one, two.

See, already, that feels like...

I'm thinking about it.

Sell it.

You got that?

- Yeah, I think so.

- She also has this
way of communicating

that can be perceived as diva,
like, a rude diva.

- This role is very
important to me and to Ru,

so we need you to sell it.

Lydia and Kori are
two flying monkeys.

So this is going
to rely on comedy

because y'all are monkeys.

We're going to have to
dig down, bend our knees,

and get a...
yeah, get monkey-like.

- I am feeling very confident
going into this rehearsal.

However, I'm not going
to let the girls know that.

I'm playing at checkers...

or chess or something.
I don't know.

- You got your dancing
shoes on, right?

- My little comfortable...
- OK, yeah.

- Sensible shoe.

- RuPaul went to her station

and hand-selected them,

and said,
"Do not wear these again."

- Are you dancing in these?
- Yeah!

- She ain't dancing there.

She was just walking the runway.

- So if Kori tries to
wear those orange boots

as the monkey, I'm going
to personally throw them away.

- One, one and two
and three and four.

Goo, goo, goo, goo.

But stay on the music.

- I'm loving this gallop.

- It's a sickening gallop,
bitch.

- A little behind,
a little behind.

- How was Lydia more on beat?

- Now it's just a matter
of getting on time

with each other, that's it.

When you're by yourself,
you can make a mistake

and nobody will know.

But because it's the two of you,

you guys have to be so on it.

- We gotta...
- Yeah.

- Kori and Lydia,
this is just wrong.

It's not right.

Girl, they might as well
get a double-headed dildo

because they are bottoms
together tonight.

- Let's go.
Five, six, seven, eight.

We're off to see the wizard.

- The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Today is the day
that we will be performing

The Rusical,"

in front of the judges.

Bitch, I am so pumped.

- I'm going to go sit
by my sister today.

- I'm feeling like
we should just do

blue eyeshadow, red lipstick?

- I'm not sure
how Kori and Lydia

are going to work together,
because I know

they have this little
love thing going on.

But in the past,
it hasn't really

worked well for a lot of the
relationships on "Drag Race."

So it'll be interesting to
see if these two lovebirds can

really find a
successful love story

and dance like beautiful
monkeys on stage.

My God, look at Suzie already.

- Baby, we're going in.

Suzie is fully green.

- It's a process.

- I can tell by
the way she's painting,

Miss Suzie is feeling
her oats right now.

This is her, like...

this is her moment.

However, we said that
about Snatch Game,

and it didn't work in her favor.

So if she flops again,
she will have a breakdown.

- Sister.

- How are you feeling
about the challenge?

- I'm feeling really good.

I feel like, with
the role that I got,

it's like something really
within my wheelhouse.

- And I feel like I was
really able to pick up

this choreo.
- Good, good, good.

- It's like a whole
new experience for me,

which I think is so fun.

How about you?

- I feel really good.

I'm so glad I got
the role that I got.

It's not easy,
so I feel like I need to do

well and give it justice, so.

- That's how I feel too.
'Cause it's like,

Suzie wanted the role.
It's like, now that I got it,

it's like, if I fuck it up,

then it's like,
all eyes are on me.

- I feel like Acacia hasn't
had all of the opportunities

to show what Acacia can do,

and I'm so glad she fought
for her role because this

just might be her moment.

- How do you feel for today?

- I feel like Suzie Toot today.

Damn!

- Yeah, yeah.

- I feel so happy
with what I've done

and so proud of myself.

What about you, lovebug?

- I'm very excited.

In the strangest way,
I feel like the universe,

or Lexi Love, I should say,
placed this role in my lap.

I'm so grateful, I mean,
I feel like it's

going to allow me
to loosen up, you know,

release
my evil wicked witch side.

I, like, found myself doing
musical theater, you know?

- Yeah.
- You did?

- I grew up in a small,
conservative town,

and I always felt
a little bit like

I couldn't be myself fully.

I was always asked
to butch it up or be

a little less flamboyant.

I was forced to play
sports growing up.

- Yeah.

- And then, in high school,
we did "Little Mermaid"

and I played Ursula.

My God.

- What?

- It was like my
world opened up.

For the first time,
I was able to fully

embrace the full drag fantasy.

I was so terrified, too,
because I was like,

bullied a lot
for being out and gay.

And the football team
and everyone

was out in the
auditorium watching,

and I just knew they were
going to give me hell.

But for the most part,
they lived.

They got the life.

- They got the life!

- I was very sad
a lot of my life

because I had to
suppress who I was.

But now that I'm able
to go balls to the walls,

gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,
I'm living on cloud nine.

- Hey, D-boy.

Sister, what am I doing
here in my neck of the woods?

- I want to see
how you're doing.

- We're talking about,
you know, like childhood life.

Yeah.

- Trauma.

Fun.

- I used to be a big, ugly girl.

Me too!

- Biggie!

Biggie!

Really?

- I'm gagged.
- Really?

- Yeah, no, dead-ass.

- Till when?

- Until, like, senior year,
because I was bulimic.

Really?

- Yeah.

I used to weigh roughly
250 pounds as a child,

and I lost it very quickly.

I think being plus-sized
as a kid, really...

it did affect my social world.

I felt belittled a lot.

And I also belittled myself.

I mean, that's when I struggled
with anorexia and bulimia

for many years.

I remember waking up next to
the toilet many times or, like,

passing out in the shower.

Really?

- Yeah, girl,
it was far too much.

I was able to stop
bulimia because of drag.

Yeah.

When I actually started
getting more confident

and more into who I am

and more loving myself,

then I was like, OK,

I don't really need to do that.

But it's OK, you know.
Shit happens.

You gotta live with it.

You gotta find the light.

- Arrietty seems so strong
in who they are

and their confidence
and everything that you would

never know that they were
struggling with something

like that at some point.

And I can really relate to that.

- When I was like
eight months old,

I was diagnosed
with cystic fibrosis.

- I was born
with cystic fibrosis,

and at the time,
the life expectancy was

that I wouldn't live
past high school.

We always had to do
a lot of treatments

and nebulizers and inhalers.

And so, like, my parents
devoted like their whole life

to trying to keep us as,
like, healthy as possible.

Every time we'd get
like a cold, that, like,

can take years off your life.

- That is insane, bitch.

- I was always very aware
of my own mortality.

Growing up, my parents were
very honest with, like,

what the outcome could be.

And my parents really
sacrificed their whole life

to make sure that we could
live a full life of experiences

and love in a matter
of 15 to 20 years.

It really put into perspective,

you don't take
anything for granted,

and you just work hard,
and love hard.

And you act like it's
the only way to do life.

- The relationship
of the season, sister.

- Did you just call
your boyfriend "sister"?

- She 'ships her sister.

- I've been calling
her "mother."

- What the fuck is up with that?

- Y'all ain't even from Alabama.

- Is this, like, real?

Like, y'all really think y'all
are going to date after this?

Or is it, like, a show thing?

- I mean, like,
I am open to that.

- Look, it's the Kiss Cam
at the basketball game.

- You're going to have
to wait for it, mama.

You're going to have
to wait for that.

- Wait.

I'm embarr...

- I'm so happy
to be having fun now.

- What were you having before?

- Girl, I was just...

I thought we was at a pageant.

- You're so loose, girl.

- Right?

- Girl, you are so loose now,
you are so blown-out,

you are so prolapsed.

- Watch it, Suzie.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Prolapsed the
house down, boots!

Yeah!

- Wow.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

A "wickeder" witch
there never was,

it's Michelle Visage.

- Let me tell you something,
Galinda.

- My name ain't Galinda,
bad little, bad little girl.

If I was you...

He puts the "D"
in "friends of Dorothy,"

it's Jamal Sims.

Toto, she better don't.

Lions and tigers
and Adam Lambert, my!

- You know, Ru, I've been
clicking my heels all day,

and there is no place
like "Drag Race."

- Yes.
- Amen.

- We're so happy
to have you here.

- It's good to be back.

- This week, we challenged
our queens to take us

over the rainbow
in a Rusical entitled

"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- And now, the world premiere

The Rusical."

- These seats are great!

- I know, right?
I got them on TodayTix.

Shh, it's starting.

- Auditions are about to start
for "The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

A-five, six, seven, eight.

- Good God, girl,
I need this gig.

- May the best witch win.

- Dorothy?

What are you doing here?

You're an icon.

- I may be over the rainbow,
but I'm not over the hill.

- Get in line, Dorothy.

OK, Greenie, you're first.

What's your deal?

- Well, I just performed
in a regional production

of "Fried Green Tomatoes"
as the tomato.

- Next!

- But wait, I also
did a one-woman show

on a cruise ship.

I was so excited to set sail
until I looked around.

And that's the 100% accurate,
totally real story of why...

- Doesn't do water.

Got it.

Next!

You, the perky one?

Do I know you?

- Um, yes!

I auditioned for you last year.

You told me I was pretty...

ugly.

But that's OK, 'cause
I have something

I need to get off my chest.

I ditched the munchkins
and got great big pumpkins.

And I owe it all to...

Thank you, Dr. Wiz-more.

Next!

Well, if it isn't
the friends of Dorothy.

Word on the street
is that you three

have become hard to work with.

- Let us explain.

- All right, Tin Tin,
what do you got?

Now I care too much
about everything!

I can't even look at a pussycat
without bursting into tears.

And then I get all rusty.

It's the worst.

Now I've got rage issues.

Just yesterday,
I got into a brawl

at the mall over a parking spot.

What's wrong with me?

I mean, who shops at the mall?

Like you didn't know.

Who are we kidding?

- If we have to do
it all over again,

we wouldn't change a thing.

- Get out of my way!

- Who are you?

- I'm the Wicked Witch
of Eastwick, dummy.

- I don't see your name
on the call sheet.

Do you have anything prepared?

- Wagon, witch, watusi!

I was minding my own business

doing wicked witchy things

when my world
turned upside-down.

Hoh!

- Don't call us.

We'll call you.

- I don't know why
my agent books me

on these chicken-shit gigs.

Ooh, cute shoes.

- Stay away from me, bitch.

- I'm outta here.

- Excuse me, is it my turn?

- Not now, Dorothy.

Next!

OK, you with the wings?

What childhood trauma
brought you here today?

- Growing up, I didn't fit in
with the other flying monkeys.

- Yes!

- Don't get me wrong,
I love "The Wizard of Oz,"

but folks in Kansas were
a little too white for me.

- Tell me about it!

- Yeah!

Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the producers and I will
deliberate.

- Hey, what about me?

All I want is a chance
to audition,

just like everybody else.

Please?

- Well, who am I to deny
the great Dorothy Gale?

I'd give anything to go
back just one more time.

Category is, Parasols,
Shady Ladies.

Up first, Suzie Toot.

She's Suzie cute.

- I'm giving you Busby
Berkeley showgirl realness.

It is art deco leotard,
and I have

a beautiful Japanese-inspired
paper parasol.

This look is so Suzie.

- Ever wonder what happened
to Joey Heatherton?

- Here she is now.

- Jewels Sparkles.

- I am strutting
down this runway

like I am coming
off of a funeral

for my very, very, very rich
husband who died mysteriously.

I've got this beautiful
beaded trim umbrella.

And the beads don't just
stop at the umbrella, honey.

This is perfection personified.

Wednesday's all grown up.

- She's Thursday.

- Arrietty.

- This look showcases
my Latina heritage

with a side of...
And darkness.

I have a black crystal gown

with this beautiful
burgundy ruffle

situation going on.

It's so elegant.

Yeah.

- Remember Mary Poppins?

She's a whore now.

- Lexi Love.

- Ooh!

The forecast is shady.

- I have put a parasol on my
head as if it was like a hat.

It's just drama,
it's everything,

and it is kind of an ode
to Schiaparelli.

And girl, I got
gold titties out.

Come on.

How much more fabulous and
stupid does it get than that?

Wonk, wonk.

- Sam Star.

- I do declare.

- My look this week is
very Southern inspired.

I'm giving you
Southern belle from hell.

I have this fabulous corseted
gown on with a matching bustle.

I have a matching parasol,
my signature updo hair.

I just feel so stunning!

- No ozone was hurt
making this wig.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- This bitch got
a floral fixation.

- This woman is
the sluttiest Flying Nun

you've ever seen in your life.

I have a crazy
parasol-inspired headpiece on.

I'm feeling very sexy,
very sultry,

like the epitome
of a shady lady.

- Kori King.

- Give me those ruby nipples!

Yeah.

- This is crazy, but, mama,
I am on-theme head to toe.

I am Dorothy from the
Brewster Projects, honey.

I am giving you body-ody-ody.

I even have my little dog
Toto with me.

This look is too good.

- It's Dorothy Dandridge.

- Onya Nurve.

- From the Nymphia Wind
collection.

- I wanted to give
sunshine, brightness,

and fashion, darling.

So I had this beautiful
chiffon outfit

and this beautiful
yellow pair of socks

that do nothing but block
the sun and all the haters.

I feel stunning!

- May all of your showers
be golden.

- Acacia Forgot.

- Talk about a power top.

- I am a rich Parisian
wearing a Dior-inspired dress.

And of course, it's sunny, so
I have to have all my parasols.

This wig is three wigs,
two parasols

and a partridge in a pear tree.

- I think it's "Acacia Forgot
the second wig,

it's on the top."

- Lana Ja'Rae.

- Black widow,
she mates and she slays.

- I'm serving very sexy vampire.

I want to bite the judges,
and I want the judges

to take a bite out of me.

I'm wearing a gown,
which is something

very different for me.

And this is the wig
that Luxx wore when she

won her first Maxi Challenge.

So I'm hoping that it brings
me the same look this week.

- Blackula.

- Welcome, queens.

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Arrietty.

Lana Ja'Rae.

Lexi Love.

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Nice work this week.

You are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, beep beep, Suzie Toot.

- Suzie, you were worried
when you got the Green Witch.

It probably was not
stagey enough for you,

but you ended up smashing it.

- You had the hard job
of starting off the Rusical

and you set the bar really high.

- Your look is really elegant.

I love the monochromatic.

It just looks rich.

You look, like, expensive.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Jewels Sparkles.

- You sounded fantastic.

Were you surprised to hear
how great you sounded?

- Totally surprised.

I've always wanted
to sing the girl parts.

So, like, my voice could
never hit those notes.

So in my mind, I was
like, I can't sing.

But I guess I can sing!

- You can.
- Fierce!

- I loved your performance.

You're a little slut up there.

I thought it was cute.

- Tonight, you look gorgeous.

I love the way
the beads on the gloves

match the beads on the parasol.

It's outstanding.

- Up next, "Sham Shtar."

- Sam, when we did vocals,
I was pushing you to say,

if you're going to do it,
you have to go full Cher

or don't do it.

I thought you did
such a great job.

- Thank you.

Wagon witch watusi!

- That's a tall order.

I mean, it's Cher, bitch.

I mean, that's, you know, you
can either do that really well

or you could eat shit on it.

So I thought you
did a great job.

- It was so tight.

And tonight, this is giving
2025 Met Gala all the way.

- I'll be there.

- Gorgeous.

I loved everything about it.

- Thank you.
- Yes, you look beautiful.

- And thank you
for calling me tight.

I get that a lot.

- OK.
- My God.

- Don't hurt nobody.

- No promises.

- So I noticed there's
a little loosening up.

You took Michelle's critique.

- When I come out here,
I've always felt

we're competing in a pageant.

So I wanted to say
the right things,

not say something stupid
and embarrass myself.

But after getting
y'all's permission,

I'm like, girl, I'm going
to let it all hang out.

- Yeah.

- I mean, not my penis,
but everything else.

- Up next, Kori King.

- Hi!

- You were flying monkey
number two.

- Yes.

- And you were in it as a duo.

Now, I thought you two
worked really well together.

However, I do think Lydia was
shining a little bit more.

So I felt like you needed to
push it just a little bit more,

because you were doing
less of the talking.

- And the thing that
monkey number one had was,

she was always in character,
and she's actually lower

to the ground than you are.

So it's just like the
smallest things could

actually pull focus from you.

- You know, I originated the
role of monkey number two.

And I was impressed
with your interpretation.

I love this hair color
on your beautiful skin.

- Really?
Thank you!

- It's gorgeous!

You didn't know we were
doing a "Wizard of Oz" theme?

- No, not at all.
- What?

- No, no, no.

When I thought parasol,
I was like,

I want something, like,
sunny, like bright.

So I was like, the Yellow Brick Road.

And then we had the
challenge, I was like,

This is going to be too good!

- I would say,
for me, this runway,

it's just not quite as
elevated as the other girls.

- Yeah.

- Even just adding some
appliqués or stones

might have been a nice way
to take it to the next level.

- Onya Nurve.

- Hey!

- There was so much,
like, palpable joy

that you brought to the stage.

And that's a gift that not
everybody is born with.

- But I do want to say, you're
not the kind of performer that

can pick up choreography quick,
and you got in your head,

but you got this.

So do not let that saboteur
take space in your head.

- I love this runway
because it's one of the ones

that really looks different.

You're not doing
a vintage thing,

and you stepped outside
of the box a little bit.

So well done.

- Thank you so much.

- Up next, Acacia Forgot.

- What I love about this look
is, the first wig

on your head is big...

- And it's enough.

And then you said,
it's not enough.

I'm going to put
a parasol and a wiglet

on top of that,
and then another parasol.

- I think your vocal performance

was lovely, you know.

And that is one half of the job,

that you got in the
recording studio

and you laid down a great vocal.

My opinion is, when you get up
here in a camp as hell parody,

you have an opportunity
here on "Drag Race"

to do something with the song.

And it was a bit
of a missed one.

- I think one thing with you is,

you seem to be
very internalized.

You need to let it
out and let us in.

- You have a music
theater background?

- I have never done any
kind of theater in my life.

- Wow, wow.

- I learned everything
from my grandparents

when it comes
to music and laughter.

Sorry.

Last year, I lost
my grandmother,

and on this day last year...

I said goodbye to her
and held her hand.

That was the last
time I ever saw her.

And I was really feeling that
a lot in this performance.

And I just thank you guys
for your kind words.

It really means a lot to me.

- I'm sure your grandmother
is very proud of you.

Thank you.

- Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.

All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

I want to know,
what do you think?

Starting with Suzie Toot.

- She really wanted
Kansas Dorothy,

and I was like, just start singing this.

She started singing,
and I thought,

girl, this was made for you!

- But tonight on the runway,

she looked beautiful
in the monochromatic outfit

that she brought.

And I love a good
finger wave, too, so.

- Everybody loves
a good finger wave.

OK?

- Jewels Sparkles.

- I love her
personality on stage

just in chatting with her.

She has a lot of charisma
and a lot

of uniqueness, nerve,
and talent.

And you could see it in
her performance as well.

- She delivered the
performance on every level.

There was a wardrobe
malfunction where the nipple

came out, but she kept going.

It didn't take the
performance down.

And she made it happen.

- All right, Sam Star.

- What we needed was
her to give us more,

because she's such a
perfectionist on the outside,

it was getting boring.

And it ended up being
one of the highlights

of the Rusical for me.

She did a flip while lip syncing

and she looked and
sounded amazing.

- And the runway was dazzling.

It looked elevated,
and that's what

I love to see on this stage.

- Kori King.

- I think the performance
was fine, it just...

it was a bit forgettable.

- In Kori's case,
I think the problem was,

she got outshone by a butthole.

It happens to the best of us.

- It happens to the
best of us, yeah.

- It sure do.

- Tonight on the runway,
what are the chances

that she brought a
Dorothy-themed runway?

- I feel like that is
Harlem Dorothy right there.

- Onya Nurve.

- From the minute she walked
into vocal production,

she had me eating out
of the palm of her hand.

- With me, it was
the exact opposite.

Some people aren't
two-step sallies

where they're just going
to get it on the first try.

You know, she got it
on the hundredth try,

but she got it where
it was most important,

and that was tonight
on the stage.

- Acacia Forgot.

- Acacia's runway
look was really fun.

- I loved that beautiful
French twist with the wiglets

on top and then the parasols.

- I wish that she could
take that camp sensibility

and inject that
into her performance

because that's what
was missing for me.

- All right.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Onya Nurve, tonight,
you were love overflowing.

Jewels Sparkles, tonight,
you weren't just a good witch,

you were a great witch.

Onya, Jewels,

you are both safe.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- You may join the other girls.

Suzie Toot, this week,
you had us melting.

Sam Star, this week,
you made us believe.

Sam Star, condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Thank you!

Hallelujah!

- You've won a cash tip
of $5,000,

courtesy of TodayTix.

- Thank you.

Little gay Sam is,
like, freaking out.

And big gay Sam is
also freaking out.

Thank you, God.

- Suzie Toot, you are
safe to slay another day.

- Thank you.

- You may both join
the other girls.

- Thank y'all.

- Congrats, Sam.

- Yes, baby!

- Kori King, Acacia Forgot,
I'm sorry, my dears,

but you're both up
for elimination.

- I am devastated.

I do not want to have to
lip sync against Kori King

because Kori's annoying,
and she talks too much,

and I know that if she wins,

we would never hear
the end of it.

So I really want to send
her home and to shut her up.

- Prior to tonight,
you were asked

to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Wet Dreams"

by Adam Lambert.
- Ooh.

- Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

- Listen, I love Acacia.

Sweet girl.

However, click, click, bitch,
you're going back to Oz.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

She trying.

- Acacia is doing her best.

I'm so shady.

- I told her to glue it
before the lip sync.

She never listens.

- Yes, bitches!

- Queens, I've made my decision.

- Kori King, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Acacia, you are
"unforgottable."

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you so much, everyone.

Means the world to me.

- We love you!

- I love you, Acacia!

- We'll never forget you, baby.

- You can now find my new single

on all streaming platforms.

- You better promote, bitch.

- Well, I feel, of course,
very disappointed.

I've learned that I have
some walls that I need

to break down so that people
can see who I truly am,

inside and out.

So see me on tour.

I would love to play
some music for y'all.

At least I went
out looking good.

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how the hell are you going
to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right, now let
the music play.

- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

Each of you needs to
create an original outfit

inspired by Betsy Johnson.

- Hello, ladies.

That is the collection.

- I love the fit.

I love the finish.
I love the details.

- The issue for me
is the execution.

- You know what?

You bitches better watch out
'cause I ain't playing no more.

- Girl, just interrupt her,
she'll sit down.

- What'd you say?

- I can feel the
cuntiness in the air.

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