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- Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

We're throwing the
Let's Get Sea Sickening Ball.

You need to upcycle
marine debris

into high-fashion couture.

Lana Ja'Rae...

- What's bothering me
is you not standing

as if you have any confidence.

- Hormona Lisa...

- I've had a hard time
remembering

the series of looks.

- Arrietty...

- This is one of my favorite
looks of the night.

- Condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Lana Ja'Rae,
shantay, you stay.

Hormona Lisa...

sashay away.

- Girl.

- Hormona.

- We're back in the Werk Room.

Hormona has, unfortunately,
been eliminated.

And I am really...

Y'all, I can't even lie
to y'all.

Tears weren't shed.

- "Pumpkins,
never stop dreaming.

Forever, the chosen one."

The chosen one.

- Well, welcome

to the Beat Hormona
in the Lip Sync Club.

I know.

- Bye, Hormona.
We are going to miss you, baby.

So far in this competition,

my confidence
has been shaken a lot.

When I'm back in New York,

I feel like
the most fab person ever.

But I have not been impressing
the judges.

I need to keep
my head in the game

and fully bring myself to
the table for every challenge.

And that's how I'm going
to escape "mediocracy."

- Well, congratulations
to our winner, Ms. Arrietty.

Yes!

- Piggy, piggy, piggy,
piggy, piggy, piggy!

- Hi, bitch,
you went home last week.

And then you're back,
and you won.

- If there's any way to prove
that you deserve to be here

and that dunk was worth it,
it's by winning immediately.

- I am in
the winners' circle now.

- Word.
- Welcome, honey.

- Crystal, how do you
feel being in the top?

- I feel great.

I think I would have won

if Miss Arrietty
went home last week.

- Wow.

- It's frustrating to not win
a challenge yet.

All these girls want to win.

But I want to win
really, really more.

- How are the safe divas
feeling who are safe this week?

- A design challenge is
not one where I'm like,

I'm coming for you bitches.

So I'm excited to be safe
and to keep on trucking,

because now
I'm coming for you bitches.

- Let me perform.
Let me be funny.

I'm ready to win
another challenge.

- Well, now that we've got
these beautiful outfits

out of the ocean, I think
it's time to recycle them.

Let's chuck it in the bucket.

- Chuck it in the bucket!

Wow.

- Some of these bitches really
need to recycle that shit

because it was crazy.

Aah!

- Lana, that lip sync
was fierce.

- Was it a good lip sync?
- Bitch, you were so hot.

- When you did this leg thing,
when you were like this...

Do it again.

- You literally
touched your hair.

Do it again. Do it again.

- It's so sickening.
- You're a fucking icon.

- I think Jewels
might be overpraising Lana

just a little bit.

Icon status?
That's, like, a huge word.

- How do I do that?
- Do it like a mermaid.

- I don't know why
everyone's walking around,

acting like they are the best
thing since sliced bread.

But some things that
the girls are giving

are not giving what
they think it's giving.

- Whee.

Whee.

- At this point,
I feel like the girls

that think that they're
so strong at everything

will tire themselves out
and flutter and filter out.

- So that means there is
still a chance for me,

the king, Kori Andre Charles,
to rise to the top.

Aah!

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May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win

Wow.

Ooh.

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room.

And Hormona just headed
to the house, honey.

And I love it, because
she tried to come for me.

- Who's going home next?

I'll miss you, Sam.

- And, bitch, karma
will get you every time.

My God, Hormona's gone.

- She left the bob!

My God!

- Hormona may be eliminated,
but the bob is forever.

Hormona!

- I just find it amazing
that Hormona's bob

has been on more episodes
of "Drag Race" than she has.

That bob, baby...

That bob is stiff
competition, honey.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

- Someone get my cup.
- I got the cup.

- Come on, Sue.
Yes to all those sparkles.

- You know, the world
is a crazy place.

And to make sense of it all,

sometimes we just have to laugh.

- That's all you can do.
That's all you can do.

- So, for the greater good
of all humanity...

We are playing the Snatch Game.

- The Snatch Game is what
I, Suzie Toot, am here to do.

- Yay.
Another comedy challenge.

- Now, you know the rules.

Impersonate a celebrity
and make us laugh.

God.

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

My God.

- Aah!

Snatch Game
is a free-form attack

on your favorite
amazing celebrities.

- What are you doing?
- I'm doing Eddie Murphy.

I'm doing...
- Yes!

- I'm doing Eddie Murphy.

I've been watching Eddie Murphy
since I've been a kid...

"Nutty Professor,"
"Coming to America,"

and obviously, "Shrek."

This is the moment
where you need

to go into your Rolodex
of celebrities

that you've been watching since
you've been a young child.

You know, I love how he banters.

And so I'm excited to just...

- And he's so funny.
- And he's so funny.

I don't do a lot of
impersonations in my drag.

But I've been doing theater
for a very long time,

so I'm at home once again.

- What are you doing, Acacia?

- I think I'm gonna
do Trisha Paytas.

- Fun.
- I know.

Trisha Paytas is a Internet
sensation, the meme goddess.

- Do you worry a little bit

because Miss Sugar did
Trisha Paytas

and she was in
the bottom for her Snatch Game?

Jesus,
you are my best friend

- I don't think she could
have made anyone funny.

- Also very...

- So I don't really
feel as worried.

- Because Trisha Paytas
is hysterical.

- I feel like I'm taking a risk.

But I think it's gonna pay off.
Trisha Paytas or bust.

- I really, really hope
that I can do my first option,

which is Miss Bigfoot.

I am deciding to take
this alternative route

for Snatch Game...
Miss Bigfoot.

Hello?

- What are you doing, Suzie?

- Ellen Greene from the movie
"Little Shop of Horrors."

- She said that.
- Is that Audrey?

- Yes.

I have decided to portray
the iconic Ellen Greene,

most well known for playing
the role of Audrey

in "Little Shop of Horrors."

She's a character
that I know and love.

And I slay the fuck
out of Ms. Ellen Greene.

This is an impression that
I've done many times back home.

I've won competitions as her.

I know this
like the back of my hand.

- Miss Suzie is talking
a big game.

Talk about some... I've been
studying for Snatch Game

since 1992,

when I learned
who Ellen Greene was,

and I ate dinner with her...

Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo.

- This is the challenge
that I walked in with.

Like, this is one
that I really want.

- This is a big challenge
for Miss Suzie Toot.

- This is a big challenge.

- The comedy queen
of the season...

this is your
"make it or break it."

You can either...
- Enough. Don't do that.

- Are we getting a third win?
- You could really fail.

- We are shooting for third win.

That's the goal.
- That's a big reach.

- Is it a big reach?
I'm already two in...

- It could be a big flop.
- I'm two in.

It feels great to be leading
the pack in this competition.

And here I am, gunning for
my third win in this challenge.

I want it so bad.

If I'm three wins in,
they are gonna kill me.

The people versus Suzie Toot.

Well, I'll just say,
shit I'm so excited.

This the motherfucking
Snatch Game,

we're gonna tear some shit up,

shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

This week's Maxi Challenge
is the legendary

Snatch Game!

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

- I know.
This is, like, the week, girl.

- This is gonna set
apart the girls.

- Yep.

I have an even mixture
of dread and excitement in me.

I have not done well

at celebrity-impersonation
challenges.

Picture it.
Pacoima, July 1955.

I'm not gonna be doing
a "Golden Girls" character.

But, ironically, the characters
that I have chosen are all old.

So we will see.

I do like this one.

I have a lot of options.

I don't know. We're gonna have
to hear what Ru says.

- I can't wait to talk
to Ru about all of this.

- Hey, ladykins.

Hi.

We've got company.

- Please welcome global
sensation Miss Alyssa Edwards.

Right!

I'm back, back, back again!

My God!

- Y'all, the winner
of "Global All Stars"

just walked in the room.

- Ooh, look at all
the girly girls.

- If you don't know
who Miss Alyssa Edwards is,

turn the TV off, because
you shouldn't even be watching

this fucking program.

Look at the legs!

- Alyssa Edwards is one
of the most iconic drag queens

to ever be on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

- Back rolls?

Let's get this
shindig a-snatchin'.

- All right, Suzie Toot,
Arrietty,

Lexi, and
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Who was that again?

- Say hello to Alyssa Edwards.

- Hello.
- Hi, girls.

- Alyssa has done Snatch Game
several many times.

- I have done the good, the
bad, and the yippie-yi-ki-gay.

- You think you're clever,
don't you?

- So we're here to find
out what you all are doing

and if you have any questions.

What about you, Miss Lexi love?

- I'm doing Gilbert Gottfried.
- That's pretty funny.

- Gilbert Gottfried
is a actor, comedian.

I know him from "Aladdin"

and even all of the amazing
roasts from Comedy Central.

And it's like he's literally
screaming at you at all times.

- But wouldn't your voice
get a little tired?

- We're gonna find out.
- Okay.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins,
you've got two wigs there.

Now, Alyssa, are you getting
any vibes from these?

Can we phone a friend?

- Who are you doing there?

- So I have David Lynch
and Catherine O'Hara.

- David Lynch, the director...
- Yep.

- And Catherine O'Hara,
the great actress.

Yes.

- Now, what do you know about
David Lynch, the director?

- I am just a big fan
of his work in general.

And he is a fucking nut.

- But there's a dry humor there.

The pace of Snatch Game

may not be suited
for that kind of humor.

Well, no, listen, it could be
the funniest thing ever.

I mean...
- Right. Okay.

- So if this is the character
that you feel like you can get

up there and give
all of us a good giggle,

then you should go with it.
- Right.

- This could actually
be quite clever.

- Yeah.
- The David Lynch.

- I think everybody knows

that you have
a twisted sense of humor.

If you can translate that
into the Snatch Game,

- we're here for it.
- All right.

- Trust your instinct.
Listen to yourself.

Follow your Yellow Brick Road,
and just make it fun.

- Well, all Yellow Brick Roads
lead to the butthole.

That's what I've heard.

After the walkthrough
with Ru and Alyssa,

I'm kind of leaning towards
David Lynch right now.

- Who is Dave Lynch?

- They said "Lynch,"
I got scared.

I got to run.

I heard Lynch, I start running.

- Now, Arrietty,
you won last week.

- I sure did.

I have the taste of a win,
and I want another one.

- What does it taste like?

Licorice and burnt rubber.

- I think
you're having a stroke.

- Don't ever watch...

- Now, you've got all
these hearts and a halo.

Are you Cupid?
- Yeah.

- What made you
decide to do Cupid?

- Because on a regular
daily basis, I am a baby.

- You are a baby?
- Baby.

- And so baby equals Cupid.

I'm a baby. I'm just a baby.

- Okay?

- Already live,
we saw what happened.

They're gross!

The judges have told me,
don't get overshadowed

and don't do too much.

Do you know how hard it is to
find a happy medium for a bitch

that's not a comedian?

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Hi, girls.

- Now, Sam Star
is a pageant girl.

You know
about Miss Alyssa Edwards

in the pageant world?
- I'm freaking out right now.

- I'm obsessed with you.
- Okay. My gosh, thank you.

- Well, it looks like there's
a big old pageant wig.

- She's got the crowns,
the sash... she's doing me.

- Are you doing Alyssa Edwards?
- I am not.

I am doing Kim Gravel,
the number-one pageant coach

in the United States of America.

- Okay.
- Yes.

See, I know her from QVC.
- Right.

And my second choice
is Eden Woods,

"Amerwica's" pageant superstar.

- From "Toddlers and Tiaras."
- Yes.

- Both of these characters
are hilarious.

How are you gonna make these

even more exciting than what
we've seen on television?

- I know both of them
back and forward,

and I know all about pageants,

so I think I'll be able to make
it real funny.

- Add some spice to it,
some flavor,

something that's
gonna make you stand out.

- That's great advice.

Your twist is what
we're looking for.

We want to peek
inside your psyche.

Now, Kori King, you've
come out on that runway

with those lace-up net shoes
every single time.

Why is that?

- The ones that
don't have a platform,

that have a netting as
the base of the shoe,

is it out here somewhere?
- Find the shoe!

- To the left, Ru.

- To the left,
there's an orange one.

- No it's not!
- Here it is.

- Ru is so shady.

- I want to know, why have you
worn these shoes

every time you
stepped on that runway?

- I just like them.

- The judges are having
concerns about this shoe.

- Are you dancing in these?
- Yeah.

- She ain't dancing there.

She was just walking the runway.

- Kori loves those orange
booties more than she loves me.

Gag central.

- I see animal print
and a wig with bangs.

- Black wig.

- This has given me Big Ang.
- Yes.

- Big Ang from "Mob Wives."

- I'm obsessed with Big Ang.

I've been tanning for the role.

- I am 100% Big Ang.

I think she's gonna be funny.
I just look so much like her.

I can't wait.
I'm about to eat. I'm excited.

- Now, Onya, what do you have
in front of you right now?

- I have here a mustache
and some gold chains.

- I think this is
a relative of Mr. T.

No.

- I don't know who that is.

- Mr. Eddie Murphy.
- Eddie Murphy.

So have you done
this character before?

- I've never done
Eddie Murphy before.

- Okay. All right,
that's an interesting choice.

Onya, I have been calling
you Mrs. Barry White

for weeks and weeks and weeks.
- Yes.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
Mrs. Barry White.

Do you know
who Glodean White is?

- I do not.

- She was married
to Barry White.

And you resemble her.

- Ru keeps bringing
up this lady,

but I have no clue
what she looks like.

So I really hope
it's a compliment.

- Did it ever occur to you that
you could be Mrs. Barry White?

- No.

- This is what's key
in this competition.

You have to listen
to what the clues are.

Not to make you want to do
Mrs. Barry White,

although that
would be very funny.

You have to keep your ear
open for those things,

not just in this competition,
but in life in general.

- Usually, when RuPaul suggests
that you do something else,

you do that.

But, not today.

Not no way, no how.
I'm sticking with Eddie.

Eddie is here to stay.

- All right, girls, have fun.

- Thank y'all.
- Thank you.

- Good luck,
good luck, good luck.

- All right, Lana Ja'Rae,
Jewels Sparkles,

and Crystal Envy, come on down.

All right, we got lots
of characters up in here.

- Yeah.

- Lana Ja'Rae, I see a pair
of glasses and a gray wig.

- I was going to do Rosa Parks.

- Rosa Parks.
- Yes.

- Okay, a very pivotal character

in the Civil Rights Movement.

- Rosa Parks is known

for sitting in the front
of the bus.

RuPaul always says,
is the bus still running?

Of course RuPaul's gonna
love Rosa Parks as an option.

There's a lot
of big characters here.

But I feel like that middleman
dry humor is gonna be something

that stands out in a good way.

- "Middleman dry humor"?
- Yes.

- What's that?

- She's, like, very,
like, a normal person.

She's, like, just on the bus,
having a good time.

- Just in the back
kiki-ing it with the girls.

- Girl is just trying to get
to the next destination.

- Lana...

I'm dumb, and I even know more
information about Rosa Parks.

- All right, Crystal Envy.

This is era 2000...
- Yes.

- With a Juicy Couture
tracksuit on.

- I'm doing Nicole Richie.

- Nicole Richie?
- Yeah.

More "Simple Life"
Nicole Richie.

- Wow.
Why did you decide on her?

- She's, like, this Valley girl.

She has that, like, sense
of dry, cutthroat humor,

kind of like me,
so I live for that.

- Okay.
- She's not loud.

She's not doing lots
of physical comedy.

- You take yourself
a little too seriously.

- I do.

- What would it take to get
you to loosen up a little bit?

- That's, like, something I do
struggle with a little bit.

When I'm in front of you guys,

I like to give that polished,
poised, pageant-queen effect.

So, for this, I really
want to step out of that.

- And where you're at.
- Yeah.

- All the things you're saying,
that's the language I speak.

This character, to me, it could
go a lot of different ways.

But, like, you make a funnier
character of the character.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Just drop the chalupa,
let it all go...

And enjoy this moment.

- Listen, have fun, okay?
Just have fun.

- Yeah.

It's hard for me
to just fully let loose

because I want to put
on that, like, poised,

perfect character.

I just got to drop that, and
I just want to have fun today.

So get out of my head and
let's get into the competition.

- All right, listen up, queens.

Later today, Alyssa and I will
see you on the Snatch Game set.

And tomorrow on the main stage,

we will be joined by our
extra-special guest judge,

from "Abbott Elementary,"
Quinta Brunson.

- What the fuck?
- No way!

- My God.
- What the fuck?

My God!

Ooh! Quinta!

This changes the game.

- She's not only a teacher
but a leader and a mentor.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Absolutely.

- So good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- Live from Hollywood,
it's the Snatch Game.

And here's your host, RuPaul.

- Welcome to the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our contestants.

First up, the pride and joy
of Mesquite, Texas,

Alyssa Edwards is here.

Alyssa, are you
excited to be here?

- Ru, this is not
my first Snatch Game.

- Well, this is your first time
seated over here.

- It is.
And it feels correct.

- Up next, from the
cutting-edge of technology,

it's Gay-I.

- Hello, RuPaul.

- Well, now, we've been reading
a lot about you lately.

- I don't need to hear
your whole life story.

Let's play.

- She got all the attitude
and all the intelligence.

All right, now it's
time to meet our stars.

First up, it's YouTube
phenomenon Trisha Paytas.

Hey, girl.
Hey.

Your breasts seem
bigger than usual.

- I just got a reduction.

- What made you decide
to get a reduction?

- I just really wanted to be
able to start running again.

Well, welcome to the show.

- Thank you.
- Hope you have fun.

All right, up next,
from "Little Shop of Horrors,"

it's Ellen Greene.
- Hello.

- How are things downtown, doll?

- Things are wonderful.

- I can detect a slight accent.
Where are you from?

I'm from the "dahk,"
"dahk" streets

- of Pennsylvania.
- Okay.

All right, up next, funnyman
Gilbert Gottfried is here.

- Hey, how you doing, RuPaul?

- Now, Gilbert, you
are a very funny man.

Have you always been funny?

- My whole life.

Shit.

- How old were you when you
realized you were funny?

Jesus Christ.

Um, you know...

Fuck.

- Lexi and Gilbert,
they're fighting right now.

And I don't know who's
winning the fight.

But I do know that Lexi is
not winning the Snatch Game.

- Up next, pageant coach

and QVC queen Kim Gravel
is here.

Now, how old were you when you
got interested in pageants?

- Maybe you heard, in 1991,
I won Miss Georgia.

That was the second night

that the lights went out
in Georgia.

My goodness.

Now, is it true that you
put Vaseline on your teeth

to keep the smile going?

- Now, that's true.
And I'm all lubed up today.

All right, up next,
civil rights hero Rosa Parks.

Rosa, are you happy
with your seat?

- I'm not happy
to be in the back.

- Well, what seat do
you want to sit in?

- The very front?

- Well, would you like
to switch with Big Ang?

- I'm Black, too.

- Well, Rosa Parks,
I've got to ask.

Is the bus still running?

- No! No! Ru!

I was supposed to be
the one to ask you

if the bus was still running.

You fucking everything up!

- Is it?

- Well, always. The bus
is always still running.

- Up next, comedy superstar...

- Yeah, yeah...

- Eddie Murphy is here.

- I'm so excited for tonight's
episode of the Snatch Game.

Whoo!

- Eddie, which is your
favorite Greek superstar?

- You know it's
Hercules, Hercules,

Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

Whoo, shit, my mustache
almost fell off.

All right, up next,
everybody say "love."

- Love.
- Baby Cupid is here.

- Hi!

- Now, how do you make
the perfect match?

I'm... I'm just a baby.

I don't know how to do that.

- You do shoot arrows
into prospective lovers.

Is that right?
- That's true.

- Okay.

- Up next, acclaimed director
David Lynch is with us.

- I actually tucked
for this occasion.

I wanted to up
the ante a little,

so I dipped it in broken glass
and lemon juice before.

- And how is that treating you?

- I feel how
everyone here looks...

terrible.

- Up next, she puts
the "sass" in Sasquatch,

it's Miss Bigfeet.

- What the fuck did
you just call me, RuPaul?

"Sasquatch" is a very
offensive term to me,

- if you must know.
- Is it?

Now, I see that your
nails are painted.

Are you nonbinary?

- No.
I'm a woman, RuPaul.

- Sweetie, are you open
to having a pageant coach?

You need a hairbrush.

It looks like you brush
it out with firecrackers.

- And you need
hair, period, bitch.

- All right, up next,

reality-TV pioneer
Nicole Richie is here.

How's life?
- It's simple.

Okay.

- Me and Paris went
on a long bender?

- So you guys keep up.
Are you still friends?

- Actually, I stole
her dog Tinkerbell.

- Yeah.

All right.

Well, listen, Lionel Richie is
your father.

Of all your father's songs,
what's your favorite?

- I can't fucking remember.
There's too many.

- It's too many.
- Yes.

All right, up next, Big Ang.

- I mean, I love these pants.

They look like two long,
shiny Virginia Slims.

- My good...
- Is that what you smoke?

- Back in the day.

I stopped smoking
a long time ago.

- All right, here we go.

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

- Okay, first question
is for Alyssa Edwards.

Alyssa, a recent reviewer

gave the Trixie Motel
1 1/2 stars.

They were shocked when they
found "blank" under the bed.

Okay, celebrities, go ahead
and write down your answer.

What say you, Alyssa Edwards?

- Well, they were gagged,
because when they took a peek,

they saw the woman
herself, Miss Trixie.

- Trixie under the bed.

That's a full-service motel.
- That's a businesswoman.

- Let's go to our
celebrities and find out

what they have to say,
starting with Trisha Paytas.

- I was shocked that
they gave it one star.

This is the reason why
I gave it five stars.

I found chicken under the bed.

- Chicken under the bed.
That sounds delicious.

- I know.
- For a midnight snack.

- I only eat the skins, though.
I don't like the chicken.

- Let's move on down to civil
rights pioneer Rosa Parks.

What say you?

- Now, Ru, I haven't
stayed in a hotel before.

So I said "handcuffs."

I don't like being arrested.

- There you go.
- There's the connection.

You say you don't
stay in hotels.

When you go out of town,
where do you stay?

- In my car.

But if you have a car,
why are you taking the bus?

My God.

Because the bus
is always running.

I do like a good bus.
I do.

- Staying in character,
aren't you, Rosa?

- All you could do is lie.

- Big Ang, what do you say?

- If it was me, because I don't
smoke, I put down Newport 100s.

- Not a match.
Very good, Ang.

- Damn.

- What do you say, Eddie Murphy?

- Well, you won't catch Eddie
staying in nobody's motel.

So I assume there was some
roaches under that bed,

because that is nasty.

- Ha ha.

- Eddie Murphy,
now, I would assume

you stay in five-star hotels.
- Yeah.

- Would you ever go down
to a four-star hotel?

- Well, yes.

Why not?

It's just one star lower.

- Let's move on down
to Ellen Greene.

Now, we're looking for
Trixie under the bed.

What do you say?

- Well, I think
I would have given it

a one-star review if I found
the bedroom was dangerous.

I figured if there was...

- What... what... what?

- Can you hold your
card up, darling?

- Yeah.
- Scissors.

Scissors under the bed.

Yeah. Really?

- Girl, she sounds like
she has a dick

in her mouth or something.

- Let's move on down
to Gilbert Gottfried.

Gilbert Gottfried,
what do you say?

- They found copious amounts
of Pine-Sol

and male ejaculation.

- Okay.

That's a very
interesting answer.

You got to admit that.

- One star.
- One...

Shit.

Somebody shoot me.

- Unfortunately, Alyssa,
no matches for you.

But the game is still young.

The next question is for Gay-I.
Are you ready?

- If you stay ready, you
ain't got to get ready.

- That's right.
Here we go.

Victoria Porkchop Parker had
to close her seafood restaurant

after it was reported
that dinner guests

were leaving
with endless "blank."

What say you, Gay-I?

- According to my calculations,
the most amusing answer is...

crabs.

And, yes, RuPaul,
there is an ointment for that.

- All right, let's
go to our celebrities

and find out what they wrote.

All right, let's start with
David Lynch,

who seems to be having
a cup of coffee or tea?

It's a French cappuccino.

- A French cappuccino.
- It's real good.

- Okay, David Lynch,
we're looking for crabs.

What do you say?

- I said "butt gape."

- "Butt gape."

- Fisting accident.
- Ooh,.

- I'm sensing a pattern.

You are obsessed with...

- Buttholes.

- Let's move on down
to Miss Bigfeet.

- Back in the day,

me and Victoria Porkchop Parker
were very good friends.

Whenever she would cook for me,

I would leave her place
with fleas.

That ended up killing a lot
of people back in my village,

so I wrote "burials."

Okay.

Let's move on down
to Nicole Richie.

- Well, I definitely wouldn't go

to Victoria Porkchop Parker's
seafood restaurant.

So I just wrote down "smiles,"

because smiles,
you fucking bitches.

- Why would they close it
down for endless smiles?

- Because it was
probably really cheap.

- Okay. All right.

- Nicole Richie is...

Is she dead?

Flatline.

- All right, let's move on down
to Kim Gravel.

Kim, what do you say?

- I wrote that they left
with endless "bubble guts."

I'm lactose-intolerant,
which reminds me,

one time I got
a girl in the top 10

at Miss Sweet Onion Blossom.

And all she did
was milk her cow.

- I think you judged.

- Yeah, I was the guest judge.

Stacy Layne Matthews was over
there in the back swamp.

- That's right.

- All right, now,
we are looking for crabs.

Baby Cupid, do you have crabs?

- I don't have crabs.

But I wrote "crab legs."

- My goodness.
- That's a match.

Gay-I, are you excited?

- I got to get up
in this gig, RuPaul.

- This next question
is for Alyssa.

Ben & Jerry's is introducing
a new flavor

inspired by the Pit Crew.
- Ooh.

- It's called

Charisma, Uniqueness,
"blank," and Talent.

Alyssa, what do you say?

- When I think of the Pit Crew,
I think "nuts."

Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nuts, and Talent.

Miss Bigfeet, let's go to you.

- Well, you know,
me and the Pit Crew,

- we've got so much in common.
- Like what?

- We both have a stanky leg.

- How much do you pay
for a pedicure?

- Well, I don't pay
for the pedicures, honey.

That's blood.

- Eddie Murphy,
we're looking for nuts.

Are you feeling nutty,
Professor?

- You know I'm feeling
Nutty Professor.

Ooh, let's get into it, girl.

There's a lot of gay shit
going on here today.

So I just said "ass."
- Okay.

- Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
My mama got a big ass.

And I'm sure these Pit Crews
want a big ass, too.

- Yeah.

- Speaking of a big ass,
I got one, too.

I'm a tight 12 and
a loose 14 myself.

- All right, contestants,
this is your last question.

And this one goes to Gay-I.

Based on the success
of his line of flamboyant tops,

Ross Matthews is introducing
a line of "blank" bottoms.

What do you say, Gay-I?

- According to my calculations,

the most accurate answer
is "bossy,"

as in "bossy bottoms."

- Let's go to our
celebrities and find out

what they wrote down for this.

Let's start with Rosa Parks.

Do you know anything
about bossy bottoms?

- No, I have no idea.

So I just wrote
"black and white."

Black and white bottoms.

Okay.

Baby Cupid, what do you say?

- I wrote down "dirty,
messy, deep bottoms."

Just like me.
My diaper is full.

- I need a change-y.
- Okay.

- That's nasty.

Get this baby away
from me, because this

is a goo-goo, ga-ga mess.

- All right, let's move on down
to Ellen Greene.

- Well, it's my understanding

that Ross Matthews is a lesbian.

And if I know one
thing about lesbians,

they love to...

- What is that?

- Scissors?

- Scissors.
- Right. Yes, yes.

Not a match...

but very interesting answer.

- Isn't this the challenge

that she said she was gonna win?

She's bombing.

And I'm living.

That buzzer means
we are out of time.

And the loser
of today's game is...

humanity.

We'll see you next time
on the Snatch Game.

Good night, everybody.

- What a day.

What a day.

- This week's Maxi Challenge
was the Snatch Game.

We finally get to see
what the judges think.

- "Is the bus still running?"

- I was gonna ask you
the same question.

- I am feeling pretty confident

because some
of these girls tanked.

Who's driving this bus?

Who's driving this...

- Let's get into...
- Drag.

- Drag!

- Snatch Game was way harder
than I expected.

I was not feeling at my A-game.

- Can we just talk
about the fact

that Alyssa Edwards was on set?

She was really here.

- I put a lot of pressure
on myself to be perfect.

And Alyssa is someone
who, no matter what,

just lets loose
and does not care

while also looking
so fucking polished.

I need to tap into that
a little bit more.

- Are we excited for
the runway, Crystal?

- I am. I'm giving something
a little different for today.

- I think I'm safe.
I hope I'm safe.

Get by on the hairs
on my chinny chin-chin.

I'm gonna have, like,
a whole brow bone.

Right on.

- I have to kill this runway.

- Well, I think that
that brow will match

those shoulders immaculately.
- Thank you.

- Bitch, your Eddie
was so fucking funny.

Thank you so much.

- You're a superstar.

- How you feeling?
- I feel very good.

I really, really want the win.

Onya had the best reaction
in the room.

Yeah.

- But there was also not a lot
of character.

I think I am absolutely
a contender

for the win this week.

I'm cautiously optimistic today.

I think I got jokes out
and I did what I needed to.

- Suzie is getting ready,
thinking she ate.

What? No.

She was telling no jokes,

talking about scissors
for five minutes.

It wasn't funny.

Girl, I thought Suzie was
gonna eat everybody up.

- I did, too.
She talked a big game.

- Like, is Ellen Greene
a tweaker?

- That's what I said, too.

- Where were the jokes?

Word on the street
is that everyone

is really disappointed

in Suzie's Snatch Game
performance.

So maybe she should know,
just because you think

you're going to win Snatch Game
does not mean that's the case.

How are y'all feeling?

- I can see it going either way.

- How you feeling?
- I feel great.

- You should.
- You absolutely should.

- You surprised me.

- You did really good yesterday.

- You surprised me.
- Thank you.

- In a bad way.

I just thought you were
gonna make me laugh more.

- Are you being honest?
- Yeah, honestly.

- Okay, work.

- Well, it wasn't
that it was bad.

I just kind of expected more.
- Thank you so much for that.

- Girl...

- In my opinion, I was very
committed to the character.

Fans of Ellen Greene
and of "Little Shop of Horrors"

are going to appreciate
the very small isms.

I think I was one of the best.

- Work.

- A consistent theme
throughout this competition

is that none of the other girls
know my references

or where my drag comes from.

They don't know
how funny it could be

to someone who gets it.

- I have a lot
of respect for you.

And the reason I said it
is because all these girls

have been talking about it.
- Have been talking about it.

- And I feel like
all these girls are scared

to say it to your face.
- Okay.

What are we talking about?

- Suzie's Snatch Game.
- Yeah. What about it?

- What did you think?
- It was bad.

- I will continue to be proud
of myself.

- Clearly, these
girls are coming for me

because I am doing well
in this competition.

I have been very tolerant
and patient.

This patience is slowly
being chipped away.

- This is gonna be an
interesting, interesting day.

Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, now, where did
you go to elementary school?

- John E. Reilly
Elementary School,

not to be confused with
John C. Reilly Elementary.

- And the hilarious
Ross Matthews.

Where'd you go to
elementary school?

- I went
to Washington Elementary School

in Mount Vernon, Washington.

And my favorite teacher was
Mr. Nelson, my PE teacher.

He looked like He-Man.
- Ooh!

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- And a big "Drag Race" welcome

to the Emmy Award-winning
Quinta Brunson.

Now, where'd you go
to elementary school?

- I went to William F. Harrity
Elementary School

in West Philadelphia.

And my favorite teacher was my
mom, my kindergarten teacher.

- Aw.
- Aw.

And we keep in touch.

- This week, we challenged
our queens to make us laugh

in the Snatch Game.

Tonight on the runway,
category is "Nailed It."

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

You say you want to
win

Category is "Nailed It."

Up first, Acacia Forgot.

- Now, I don't remember this
part in "Troop Beverly Hills."

- I'm a sweet, innocent woman.

But be careful, because
I'm ready to cut a bitch.

Each nail in my hand, is
a different attachment

from a Swiss army knife.

We have corkscrews,
bottle openers.

We also have a little penis,

because you can always sit
and spin.

You don't want to get
in a fight with me.

And you definitely don't
want me to finger you.

- It's Suzie Toot.

- Aah!

- She's mask for mask.

- This look is
inspired by an iron maiden,

a fictional
medieval torture device.

I am wearing a full-armored
bodysuit decked in spikes.

My fingers have long,
real, actual metal spikes.

And I think this look really
puts the nail in the coffin.

- Lexi Love.

- Come on, dark lady.
- Yes.

- This week is an ode to Cher.

I have bone-straight black hair.

I have nails that are fringe
adorning my "breasteses."

To top it all off,

my nails are hand-painted
portraits of Cher.

"Shnap" out of it.

- "Sham Shtar."

- 10, 10, 10 CC's
across the board.

- This is a tribute

to all the plastic-surgery
lovers of the world.

So I thought, what would be
the most fabulous nails?

Syringes!

I'm giving you bandage dress,

looking like I just left
the hospital.

Everybody likes
a little pump, pump, pump.

Go ahead, girl. Fill her up.

Lana Ja'Rae

- Now, that's what I call
a five-finger discount.

- I am wearing this one big
glove wrapped around my waist.

There's a hand on my head,
glove on my hand.

I've never worn nails
this long before,

but I look so beautiful,

and I honestly
may start wearing nails.

And I turn around, and
I have my big index finger.

One thing about me, I may
fuck up a challenge.

But I'm always gonna
eat up the runway.

- Kori King.

- Marcel Mar-so-no.

- Bonjour.

I am giving
French-mime realness,

so I am rocking a French tip.

I love a sensible woman nail,

and that's what I wanted
to show today.

I'm not gonna put no chains,
no glitter, no sparkle.

No dick grabbers
will be on the stage, honey.

- Crystal Envy.

- Baby, it is
a full moon tonight.

I decided to showcase my nails
in a little bit more

of a weird way.

I decided to go gross.

And, baby, clock the shoe
because look at the toenails.

I have been clawing up
bitches left and right

to get my way to the top.

- Please remember to spay
and neuter your drag queens.

- Jewels Sparkles.

- You know who
she reminds me of?

- What?
- Alyssa Edwards Scissorhands?

- My look is very,
very personal to me.

When I was about 14 years old,

they found a tumor
growing on my spine.

This chrome corset
is representative

of my bionic spine.

We used to call it
my tumor "The Beast."

These are the nails
of The Beast, honey.

And all of these
claws pulling me back

are things I had
to fight in order

to be here in this moment.

- This is Wolverine
if RuPaul ran Marvel.

Lydia Hangnail Kollins.

My God.

- This is a very rich woman.

She has waited her entire life

to grow her nails out until
they're curly and strange.

The hands are all
of the children

this despicable woman

gave full sets of acrylics to
in the orphanage

before they all kicked
the bucket.

And now they're coming
from beyond the grave,

trying to take her
to the netherworld, damn it.

- She done Arrietty done
already done had herses.

Hey, give me a high 20.

- I'm a fantastical kitty cat
from the future.

I really wanted to showcase
as many nails as I could,

so why not four arms?

So these nails are dripping
in jewels, girl.

Each nail is
completely different.

I'd like to book a massage.

- Onya Nurve.

She's on her way to the
Bronner brothers hair show.

- Okay.

- This outfit is inspired by
the '90s, giving you Freaknik,

giving you hair shows.

I got these 2 1/2-inch nails
with danglies hanging

off my fingertips and this
very large chandelier wig

with nails hanging off.

I am branded head to toe.

- This is an excellent
reminder to book

my next nail appointment.
- Yes.

Welcome, queens.

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Acacia Forgot...

Suzie Toot...

Kori King...

Lydia Butthole Kollins...

You are safe.

- Suzie, his face
cracked, honey.

I just love it.

I want to see it crack,
crack, and crack again.

- You may leave the stage.

Ladykins, you represent the tops

and the bottoms of the week.

It's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first...

Lexi Love.

- You come out here with Cher.
Honey, we are here for it.

- I feel like you might do
a pretty fire Cher impression.

Snap out of it.

- So, in the Snatch Game...

you flopped.

- Somebody shoot me.

- But, Lexi, you flopped funny.

You were in on it.

- My whole life.
- Shit.

- We enjoyed watching you flop.
- What?

- It was so truly awful,
it rounded the corner

back to good again.

- Watching you attempt to
complete a thought process

and then give up midway
through was so hilarious.

- What was going
through your head?

- I had a heart attack,
a stroke, and a lobotomy

all at the same time.
- And we know you did.

- We saw it.

- Snatch Game really is
about being funny.

And at the end of the day,
you were hilarious.

- This is so beautiful.
Like, whoo!

I'm just, like, floored.

- All right.
Well, thank you, Lexi.

Up next, Sam Star.

- I think you look beautiful.

For me, it weirdly gives me,
like, anime vibes.

So I thought this whole outfit
was really, really fun.

- In the Snatch Game,
you understood what to do.

- I don't know
who Kim Gravel is.

It told me who she was.
It was entertaining.

And I think you did a good job.

- Out of everybody,
I probably give you

the most points
for being prepared.

- I'm a tight 12 and
a loose 14 myself.

- However, you are so behind
this polished persona

that I can't get
any of who you are.

- It was a spot-on
impersonation.

But we are ready to see
some of those crunchy edges.

- You know, you are
in the top this week.

I just think,
to get to the very next level,

you need to start surprising us
and surprising yourself.

- I'll do it.
I promise.

- All right.
Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Lana Ja'Rae.
- I just love this.

You look like
a stunning Brown goddess.

- I was so happy to see you
coming out here tonight,

looking so beautiful,

because the Snatch Game
was not good.

- I said "handcuffs."

- I think it's so fun to
play people who we don't know

what their voices sound like.

So you can go,
child, I didn't even know...

You can make it up.

Or you can make Rosa like, hey,
yo, what y'all talking about?

You can do so many fun things.

- There were so many missed
opportunities with Rosa Parks.

You did nothing with her.

- My first joke that
I was gonna say was,

"Is the bus still running?"

And when you had gave me that
joke to begin with, I was like,

my God, wait,
I was actually gonna ask you

that question.

It caused me to freak out.

I was like, let me just, like,
write down my answers, smile,

and just sit at the
back of the bus.

- When I did stand-up,
you would have to tell joke

after joke after joke.

Every joke might bomb.

But if you get that one joke
that makes them laugh,

it turns the tide.

So that's why it's important
to keep going.

- Yeah.
All right, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Crystal Envy.

- This look tonight
on the runway is super fun.

The Cro-Magnon brow
with the claws,

it's very drag wolf,
and I'm here for that.

- Here's the deal.
Your Snatch Game was so rough.

- Smiles, you fucking bitches.

- It wasn't funny.
- The jokes just weren't there.

- Yeah. I wish I could have,
like, tapped into the character

that I did in the Bitch,
I'm a Drag Queen Challenge,

when I literally was just
a tumbleweed rolling around

in the background.

But I focused too much
on being, like, a caricature.

- There was one key thing that
I felt was a really fatal flaw.

Ru asked you what song your
dad had sung as Nicole Richie.

And you said, I don't know.

You're better off
making the wrong choice.

It would have been so funny
if you said,

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"?

And she could say,
that's Stevie Wonder.

So you could say, I don't know,
I was drunk.

- You have to say
"yes" in improv.

You have to say
"yes" all the time.

Up next, Jewels Sparkles.

- I like this look
a lot tonight.

I love the exaggerated nails.

They look sharp,
they look dangerous,

and you look beautiful.

- I'm gonna move
over to Snatch Game.

I'm a woman, RuPaul.

- I loved it.

Fun, funny,
perspective, backstory.

You said "yes" to everything.

- And from the moment
you spoke with that accent...

- What the fuck did
you just call me, RuPaul?

- I got her.
- I know who that is. Fun.

Where's this going to go?

- You did a really,
really good job.

- Thank you so much.

That means the world to me.
- All right, thank you.

Up next, Arrietty.

- Baby Cupid,
I thought right away,

this is another fun choice.

You can go anywhere with this,

as long as you tell us
who this is.

But to just say "I'm a baby"...

- I'm just a baby.

- Doesn't give
you anywhere to go.

- It would have been great if
that baby had a point of view.

You know, what if the wages
are just not good?

He can't pay for baby formula.

- Those what-ifs are
what makes a character.

- Now, this look tonight
is 10 out of 10.

- I actually don't know
which hand is yours

and which hand is
the other hand,

which keeps freaking me out.

- Give yourself
round of applause.

- See, this attention to detail
that's in this outfit

needed to be applied
to your character.

But you do look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Onya Nurve.

- I love this look.

It really made me
feel like home.

You captured a certain culture
but also made it drag,

also made it fashion...
it's just fantastic.

- And Eddie Murphy was
a very smart choice.

- Whoo!

- Every time Ru went to you,
you found the funny.

- You were able to deliver
the essence

without trying to do
an impersonation.

- While you executed
playing Eddie Murphy,

your personality
also shone through.

When Maya Rudolph does
Beyoncé, she's doing Beyoncé.

But we're also seeing
Maya Rudolph come through.

And you did that
doing that character.

I said, I want to know Onya.

I think Onya is funny,
and that is rare.

I genuinely went,

I want to see her
host "SNL" one day.

- Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will
deliberate.

All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think,
starting with Lexi Love?

- A really weird week for her,

but I kind of loved it.

- There was something
magical about watching her

trying to portray
Gilbert Gottfried

with zero punch lines.

And she'd kind of put the card
up and go, fuck.

- Her personality out here...

my gosh, it completely
won everything back for me.

- Sam Star.

- I have to say,
as Kim Gravel from QVC,

I was buying everything
she was selling.

I bought it in burnt amber
and salmon and midnight blue.

- But it was almost too clean.

It's so sanitized, I have
no idea who Sam Star is.

- She had syringes on her hands.

You don't just do that
if you're a Pollyanna, okay?

I think there's a little freak
under there

I'd like to get to know.

- Lana Ja'Rae
- I want to say something nice

about Lana's Snatch Game
performance.

- Okay.
- But I can't.

- She could have done
whatever she wanted,

and she chose to do nothing.

That's very sad.

- I have to agree
that Lana didn't give much.

- All right, Crystal Envy.

- Crystal had an idea of
somebody she obviously loves,

which is Nicole Richie.

Nicole is very funny,

but she's dry.

- She chose the route
of zero punchlines.

- We saw complete risk
on the runway.

What the girls need is
risk-taking abilities.

And I wish that we could see
that more in the Snatch Game.

- Jewels Sparkles.

- She delivered a character
with a point of view.

She was hairy-larious, okay?

- "That's blood."

- And she was so good
at building that story,

I wanted to throw her
in a writers' room.

And I just think Jewels is
fantastic from top to bottom.

- I agree. The look
on the runway was brilliant.

I think this kid is
someone to watch.

All right, Arrietty.

- This kid is an artist
on the runway.

She had to do that because that
Snatch Game was so uneventful.

- She could have gone
anywhere with it.

- That baby... this is dark,
but I'd abort that baby.

- And that's the kind of risk
you're gonna need to take.

- That baby did nothing,
nothing for me.

I hated that baby.
I hate that baby.

I don't enjoy that baby.

- All right, let's
talk about Onya Nurve.

- Her Eddie Murphy made us laugh

every single time she spoke.
- Yes.

- There were two people
I couldn't wait

for you to go back to.

It was Miss Bigfeet
and Eddie Murphy.

- Another smart choice...

that runway tonight
told a story right away.

- She gave us two different
characters tonight,

technically.

But besides that, I know Onya.

And I am already just a fan.
I love her.

- You're gonna
carry her to term?

I will have that baby.

Silence. I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

I'm keeping my baby.

Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.

Lexi Love,

this week the judges flipped
for your flop.

- You are safe.

- Thank you.
Ooh, bitch.

- Onya Nurve...

Onya runway and
Onya Snatch Game,

you were the golden child.

Condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

And you've won a cash tip
of $5,000.

- Thank you so much.

Joining the two wins club
feels...

amazing, amazing, amazing.

That's how you do it
in the House of Nurve, baby.

Yes!

- Sam Star, Jewels Sparkles...

you are both safe.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Lana Ja'Rae,

your runway look transported us.

But your Rosa Parks
missed the bus.

Crystal Envy, your
runway had us howling.

But your Snatch Game did not.

Arrietty, we fell in love
with your runway look.

But you and Baby Cupid
were not a match.

Arrietty...

you are safe.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you so much.

- Lana Ja'Rae...

Crystal Envy...

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

- To be honest,
I'm a little shocked

because my track record speaks
for itself.

But I am ready
to demolish this lip sync.

I am not going home tonight.

- This is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

- It's very disappointing
to be here two weeks in a row,

so I have to do
everything in my power

to make sure I am staying.

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync...

for your life.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Can't keep my hands
to myself

No matter how hard I'm trying to

So, come on, give me a taste

- Whoo!

Of what it's like
to be next to you

'Cause all of the downs
and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying...

- I'm not holding anything
back because I'm not losing

my spot in this competition

My hands to myself

- That's right.

- Okay, bitch.
What are you doing?

It's not a duet performance.

It's time to send
this bitch home.

The doctors say
you're no good

But people say
what they want to say

And you should know if I could

I'd breathe you in
every single day

- Flex!

'Cause all of the downs
and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying, trying,
I'm trying, trying

All of the downs and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying, trying,
I'm trying, trying

Can't keep my hands to myself

Can't keep my hands to myself

I want it all

No, nothing else

Can't keep my hands to myself

Give me...

Bitch,
you really want to fight.

I want it all

- Yes!

- We are battling it
head to toe, head-to-head,

neck to neck, tuck to tuck.

It is intense.

Can't keep my hands
to myself

I mean, I could,
but why would I want to?

- The wig! No!

Hands to myself

Can't keep, keep

Can't keep my hands to myself

- Lana said,
you didn't see that.

Nothing else

Can't keep my hands to myself

- Good job, girls!

- Yeah, queens!
- Go!

- Queens...

I've made my decision.

Lana Ja'Rae, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

- Crystal Envy from Asbury Park,

now the world will know
that the "ass berry"

is the sweetest of them all.

Now sashay away.

- Thank you so much
for everything you've given me.

You've changed my life forever.

Thank you.

- We love you, Crystal!
- We love you so much, Crystal.

- We love you.

- Now, this is one thing
I wouldn't envy.

- I love you guys.
- Love you.

- I'm shocked.

I don't think that I should be
going home tonight, personally.

What I got to showcase
in this competition

was nothing less than
the diamond experience,

and I am a star.

And I cannot
wait to show it to the world.

- Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

- Can I get an "amen" up in here?
- Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

I know you wanna work

They wanna to see you let it out

I know you wanna work,
they wanna see you go off

I know you wanna work,
you know I am in business

Come, let's give them
just what they want

They wanna see you work

- Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You're gonna star
in "The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

- You have an opportunity here
to do something with the song.

And it was a bit
of a missed one.

- I love the Good Witch.

- I also love the Good Witch.

- I am the Good Witch, bitch.

- I have a body.
You do not.

- And I keep doing well
in Comedy Challenge.

You've been in the
bottom of comedy challenges.

Work, they wanna see
you let it out

I know you wanna work,
they wanna see you go off

I know you wanna work,
you know I am in business

Come, let's give them
just what they want

They wanna see you work

They wanna see you let it out

They wanna see you go off,
I know you wanna work

You know I am in business

Come, let's give them
just what they want

They wanna see you
work, work, work

I know you wanna
work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work

Work, work, work,
work, work, work

I know you wanna
work, work, work, work, work

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