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[Logo]

[ Ring door bell ]

[Music]

Pk. - Lele!

PK Lele?

Whose?

Hey, excuse me.

That's our name...

...Pk!

Which means Parminder Kapoor.

And this is my brother Lele.

[Music]

This is the story about two salesmen.

We are not Walga, we are gentlemen.

[ Mysterious Music ]

[Eerie Music]

[Suspenseful Music]

[Rock Music]

The car is gone, ouch!

I'm missing my lover!

The car is gone, ouch!

I am missing my lover.

[Music]

I think its enough ..

A quarter kilo of sugar is enough for month...

[Music]

Your work for today is done...

...now let's go to the customer.

Let's go. Thank you for helping me.

And today is your turn. Let's go.

Hey, come out...

...just come out today also.

Just today.

Yeah, that's great.

I think I can use it tomorrow too.

I'll take half of it back.

That's good.

I'll use it tomorrow.

[Music]

[Door bell rings]

[Funny Music]

Come.

[Funny Music]

Sir, please go to the bathroom.

Ohh sir...

...doesn't even dress!

[Music]

Saahab...

Sir...

...why don't you get married?

Ohh, Shaanta Bai...

...how many times have I told you?

Listen to me.

Look Shanta...

...you're very attractive

...very sexy too.

I mean, when I see you, my heart becomes happy.

But I can't marry you.

What the hell...

What are you saying?

I am already married.

I am saying that why don't you get married to a good girl?

Ohh, Shanta Bai...

...you don't understand.

Listen to me.

In our family...

...our parents get marriages done..

And my mother is looking for a Princess for me.

Just wait and watch. - Sir.

Don't you think...

...that your mother is late in looking for a girl for you?

Yes, mother. Greetings.

How are you?

Everything is fine?

Is it?

Is she the same person?

Yes, your friend?

Oh, is she the girl?

One minute... one minute, mom.

[Music]

Yes, mom.

Tell me...

3...

9... Hello, mom.

6...

Got it.

Yes mom.

I will meet tomorrow.

I will call you.

Tommorow will meet...

I am very busy today.

I will come tomorrow.

Okay?

Okay.

Take care, mom.

Mom, take care.

Okay.

There is not much petrol left.

First, I have to go to the office.

Then, I have to go to the customer.

I think I will reach there.

Now, it's fine.

Now, I will reach there.

[Music]

[Coughs]

[Music]

Sir, why don't you sell this and buy a cycle?

Oye, Pandey...

...what rubbish you're talking?

My grandpa bought this scooter for 2000 rupees.

Do you know that?

That too on installment.

Gave five years of installment.

And you are talking about buying a cycle.

Say it as much as your worth, Pandey.

Come on, push it.

[Engine Revving]

[Music]

Give me the towel, please.

[Music]

Take it.

[Music]

[Gibberish Talking]

What's the matter, Lele Paaji?

You always come on time.

How come you are so late today?

Just a little today.

I had a long prayer.

It took some time.

Paaji, I can see from your face that you are lying.

Did wife gave you a long kiss?

Don't talk this nonsense.

I don't like it.

Come on, focus on driving.

Come on, let's go.

[Music]

This is our destination.

[Music]

Let's go.

[Music]

Let's ring the bell.

Yes, you ring it.

Pk.

Lele.

P.K.

Lele?

Whose?

Hey...

...excuse me!

These are our names..

PK.

Which means Parminder Kapoor.

And this is my brother Lele. - Yes.

Sir is at home.

Yes.

Wants to meet him.

Tell him Mr. PK & Lele are here!

Want to meet urgently.

Yes.

Come brother.

Hey Salma.

Should I tell the truth?

You... you give me more pleasure than ma'am!

Yes, truly.

That's very gracious, sir.

Otherwise...

...all the servants say that...

...ma'am gives pleasure more.

What?

Ma'am?

That means my Rama...

...gives the servants swing?

Sir, he is drunk.

Bapu, who is drunk?

How would I know?

Hey, will you let anyone drunk in the house?

Sir, that's his name.

Lele is also here.

Sir is here.

Hello.

Jai Shree Krishna.

How did you come?

By scooter.

No...

I mean... how did you come here?

P.K told you, right?

By Scooter.

Jai Veeru scooter.

The Sholay Scooter.

Jai Veeru.

Like this.

Bapu, I mean for which work you come here?

We are here to ♪♪♪♪ Anmol.

Are you mad?

In front of Anmol's father you are abusing his mother?

No, no, no.

Sorry, sorry.

What P.K meant was...

What P.K meant was...

That we're here to ♪♪♪♪ Anmol.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute, sir.

Listen to us first.

You're already excited.

Look, sir.

First of all, I didn't know that your son's name is Anmol.

And even if we knew...

...then also we would've said...

...We're here to sell Anmol Macho's undergarments.

Correct!

We are a salesman of Anmol Macho brand.

Oh, okay, okay. - Yes.

Sir, if you don't believe us.

Look at this.

We're not lying.

Look at this.

What's written...

Anmol Macho Undergarment.

Alright...

Anyway, we are not interested in buying this scooter.

Wait a minute.

Look, sir.

This undergarment is very good.

If you listen to the qualities...

...this mind of yours...

...will flip out.

Right, brother?

Sir...

This Undergarment...

It is honest...

...trustworthy...

...and is loyal! - Yes.

Have you gone mad?

Have you come to sell undergarments...

...or a human?

The quality that you just told me is as good as a human.

There is a human quality in it.

You are a... honest man.

But there is a sinnner in you.

Sinner?

Am I a sinner?

Sir, brother, he is not saying that you are a sinner.

I mean, every man has a sin.

There is a little in him, a little in me.

Every man has a sin.

Suppose you go to a cool place...

...and you meet a beautiful girl.

And your intentions changes.

As it have changed now, your character will lose.

But our underwear is so good.

It is so loyal.

Do all the effort...

...the underwear won't open up.

This is the underwear.

This is the underwear.

This...

...this is very loyal for his owner.

It only opens in front of her and not in front of anyone.

[Music]

It is very solid.

But tell me one thing.

What if my stomach gets upset? - It'll get yellow?

It will get yellow, but not wet.

It is waterproof.

It is waterproof.

Come home, wash it.

You can keep it anywhere.

No problem, sir.

Oh, brother...

Have you guys came from some mental prison?

Told you already...

...by scooter!

Ohh brother, please go away!

We don't need nothing.

Just go out.

Just a minute.

Don't take chaddhi, take bra? - Yes.

Yes, We'll give them bra.

Sir, you don't need Chaddi, don't take it.

Look at this.

Good quality bra. - What's wrong with you?

Do I look like I'm going to wear bra?

38 number.

Yes, it's 38.

34!

Anmol's father, Who are these people?

Ill-mannered?

[Stammers]

We are not ill-mannered.

My name is PK. Means Parminder Kumar.

And this is my brother Lele.

We are the salesmen of Anmol Macho Undergarment.

Isn't that right, brother? - Yes.

And sister-in-law, take it once from me.

What?

I challenge you'll never forget me.

♫ Whoever will take it from PK. ♫

♫ Will play good. ♫

♫ Take it lose or tight, take it black or white. ♫

[Music]

Brother...

Brother, I don't understand.

What did we say wrong?

That he insulted us like this?

P.K...

Don't feel bad.

This is part of our business.

We are not insulted.

We are not insulted?

Brother, not insulted then what?

We are thrown out like a dog...

...and you're saying we're not insulted?

It's not insult...

It's something like insult.

Brother...

Brother, I'm innocent...

...I'm straight guy.

...but not an idiot!

What is the difference between being insulted and somewhat insulted?

Same as the difference between Salman and Salman's look-alike.

Same as the difference between Sanju Baba and Sanju look-alike.

Same as the difference between Aishwarya and Aishwarya's look-alike.

Isn't that clear?

Yes, brother.

Both are different.

Same, The difference between being insulted and almost insulted.

Isn't that clear?

That means...

...We are not insulted!

We are not insulted.

Brother... I was getting tensed.

That is why I believe that you are my senior.

I know.

If you weren't there, my life would be in tension.

Brother... Let's go, brother.

Okay, brother.

[Music]

Hello.

Good morning, madam.

Good morning.

Come in.

[Music]

Good morning, ma'am!

[Music]

Let's go, brother.

Come.

This Chaddi... is absolutely... perfect.

It is perfect.

It is a nice married material.

And it is cool as well.

Yes, sir.

It is special, sir.

Oh, thank you.

Three... Will you wear one and go?

You'll ask for three.

I'll give you discount next time. - Yes I've written.

Thank you.

Bye.

Yes, we will be there.

Brother, it was Mr. Shailesh's call.

He was saying that he had to go to a customer's house...

...With some samples.

So I said that we will be there tomorrow.

So I noted the address on my brain's slate.

[Laughs]

P.K. - Yes?

You have a slate. I accept that. - Yes, that's true.

But you've a brain, I don't accept that.

[Pop Music]

Mom...

Gorgeous mom.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Good.

What are you doing?

Work.

As usual.

Do you have time for me?

So sorry, sweetie.

Oh my God!

Looking gorgeous.

Really?

Yeah.

Whose daughter am I?

Actually.

[Laughs]

Okay, yeah.

Good morning, Baba.

Good morning, Kaka.

How are you?

I am fine.

How are you?

Madam, have some sweets.

Sweets today?

For what?

My daughter's wedding has been fixed, madam.

Oh, congratulations.

Thank you, madam.

Have some, Baba.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mom, Please...

...don't give me that motherly look.

Please.

Look, you had promised me that no matter...

...we won't talk about it.

You had promised me.

Yeah, I know.

But you have to get married one day, right?

Who told you?

Mom...

...marriage is a very old fashioned outdated thing.

That time has gone when we used get girl married.

I am telling you...

After some years...

...this tradition and concept of marrige will end.

I am telling you.

Bye, mom.

I love you.

Mary, listen.

[Music]

Hello, sister-in-law.

Hello.

You live here?

Yes.

I have never seen you before.

I have just shifted here.

Oh, nice.

If you need anything, please let me know.

Sure.

[Erotic Music]

Bye.

[Erotic Music]

Come in, sister. Come in.

The lift is empty.

Let's go.

No, you go.

I will come later.

Sister-in-law, the lift is empty.

Come.

Let's go together.

I forgot to pay the rickshaw driver.

But mom, we have come on foot.

Oh, you mean you have come on foot from the rickshaw.

Come on, sister-in-law.

Give him the money.

No problem.

Give it to him.

Wow!

I mean people forget to pay the money.

What is this?

Every night... you make me eat dessert.

Why?

It is very beneficial.

What is the benefit?

I have no benefit.

It is not beneficial for you.

It is beneficial to me.

Me eating the dates...

...how you're benefited?

If you had ever looked at me carefully, you would have known.

[Music]

This is home grown.

You open the cupboard.

There must be some clothes...

...fit for you.

Go and do it.

What?

Yeah.

What can I expect to take anything else from you?

Mummy!

[Music]

Where are you?

You called and I came!

[Music]

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

♫ Sheela. ♫

[Suspensful Music]

Sheela...

What style is this to change clothes?

What are you hiding from me that I have not seen?

Why are you wearing a sheet?

How did you come back?

You had gone to drink, right?

[Laughs]

[Suspenseful Music]

Mobile.

Mobile?

Ohh, he's coming here...

[Suspenseful Music]

Oo... one... One minute.

[Screams]

[Coughs]

[Coughs]

Sorry, I got hurt.

Take some hot water.

Thanks.

Yours.

Thank you.

Today we escaped.

[Sighs]

I thought Lele is in the mood.

That is why he came back.

If he would've been I mood, I wouldn't have called you here.

Come.

[Laughs]

[Music]

[Screams]

[Bell rings]

Sister-in-law!

One minute.

What do you want?

Can I get some milk of you?

What nonsense are you talking?

Mine fell down.

That is why I thought that if you would give me a bowl, then...

Wait here, I will get it.

[Music]

Here you go.

Thank you, sister-in-law.

I mean, if you would not have given it to me today...

I had to go to work without tea.

It's okay.

One minute, sister-in-law.

What is it now?

You are very nice.

I mean, you are very nice.

Otherwise, sister-in-law, I know a lot of such women.

I mean, they don't have any relation with your neighbour.

That is what I wanted to understand.

[Music]

[Shouts]

[Music]

Brother, hurry up. Shailesh Uncle called.

Greetings.

Hello.

P.K.

Lele.

P.K, Lele?

One minute, Parminder Kapoor.

Yes, yes.

Parminder.

Yes, yes.

You called.

Come in.

Yes, yes.

Mr. Shailesh must have called.

Come, come.

Sit, sit.

Come.

Sit.

You are a senior, right?

So you sit here.

Tell me.

What would you like to have?

We have not come to take anything.

Oh, yes.

We have come to show you.

Yes.

Okay, okay.

We will talk about it later.

First tell me, do you want it cold or hot?

Tea, tea or coffee?

No need.

Yes, yes.

Brother is saying that there is no need for cold.

You order tea.

Okay.

Okay.

Suman, dear, bring tea.

We'll will drink tea.

She'll bring it right away. - Yes, bring it.

Oh my god!

Yes.

This is so readymade.

What about you?

This is a house of Punjabis.

Tea is prepared on the stove.

Sit, dear.

This is my daughter Suman.

Hello.

Hello.

Brother, have some tea.

Yes.

Take it.

So, you have called us for her?

Yes.

I have called you for her.

We have a lot of varieties for her.

Lots of varieties.

I did not understand anything.

Anyway, leave it.

If you want to ask her something, you can ask.

Mr. lele.

...please come with me to the bedroom.

Brother.

Excuse me.

I am not that kind of a man.

I am a very gentle man.

Okay?

You are mistaken.

My brother is Lele, only by name.

What?

Shut up.

Brother.

What are you saying?

You are defaming me.

Brother, listen to me.

What are you doing?

You are blackmailing me.

Brother, calm down.

Listen to me.

I am saying that you are very decent.

Yes, I am not that kind of a woman.

I was thinking that if you want to ask her something, you can do it.

That is why I was taking her to the bedroom.

[Laughs]

Brother, that's a misunderstanding. - Oh my god!

Such small thing? - So sorry!

No worries, we'll ask her in front of you.

Waah...

...brother, you are a very decent man.

Mother has given you very good values.

You can ask her in front of you.

Correct.

Okay, ask her.

What do you want to ask?

Brother, did you see?

She recognized you.

[Laughs]

So, what is your number?

Number 9820691.

No, no.

Not this.

That number.

She's innocent!

No, I mean to ask that what is your bra number?

What?

No, no.

I am not that weak.

We can see and tell me.

It must be 34.

Brother, what do you think?

How much?

38.

Brother, look there.

Okay, okay.

Yes, 34.

34.

Look, 34.

So, we have a lot of brands.

What is the problem in that?

Brother, let me show you.

No, stop.

Very at ease.

Let us do the work that we have come for.

Mother.

You are very famous.

Yes, our brand...

Anmol.

Yes, look at this.

This is Anmol's Macho bra.

Look at this.

Very good.

It is soft.

Very good quality.

It is very good.

It can hit any brand.

You are very ill mannered.

You come to see a girl.

And all this... All this...

All this... Disgusting.

Brother, we've came to see a girl?

To see a girl?

One minute.

One minute.

There is some confusion, brother.

Please.

Hey.

[Laughs]

Brother.

Brother, the sex has changed.

[Laughs]

Her?

Brother.

I am saying this.

Look at this.

Sex has changed.

Three nine sex.

And this was three sex nine.

Oh my God.

Sex has changed.

Brother, that is what I am saying.

What do you think?

Sex has changed.

Yes.

I am a Punjabi also.

That is why I call six as sex.

Calculation error.

What happened is... We had to go to the customer to supply the goods.

So we both wrote the address on the same card.

And by mistake we thought you are the customer.

I am sorry.

We will put this inside.

Okay.

Brother, this is not our job.

We are here to see the girl.

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay.

Now come here.

Let's start fresh start.

Okay, brother.

You are a senior.

Come here.

Madam.

Hello.

Yes.

We are here to see the girl.

Correct.

Yes.

So tell us, what is your daughter's name?

Get up.

Get up.

Brother.

What is this get up name?

Yes, it is possible.

Get up, Gupta.

Get up, Sharma.

Get up, Kaur.

You have heard it.

Get up.

I have never heard it in my life.

Yes, madam.

Okay...

Which get up is this?

Get up, Gupta.

Get up, Kaur.

Get up, Sharma.

Get up.

Just get up, brother.

Just get up. - Maybe.

Get up.

Get up, stand.

Brother.

What happened?

Madam... madam!

You come here to see the girl.

And you talk like this.

Don't you have manners?

You are an ill-mannered man.

Ill-mannered?

I am ill-mannered, brother.

Am I ill-mannered?

Madam.

From where are we ill-mannered?

How do you talk like that?

His track record is very good.

He is a very nice boy.

The girl whom he gives once, he calls her ten times.

Get out. - Brother.

Give me the bag.

What are you doing, sister? - Get the hell out.

Hi, mom.

Hello.

How are you, son?

I am good, mom.

How are you?

I am also fine.

Great.

Robert called.

Robert had seen a guy for Mary.

Mama...

...whenever I talk to Mary about marriage...

...I don't know why she gets angry.

I don't know what to do.

Talk to her once more.

Maybe she will agree.

[Pop Music]

[Bell rings]

Greeting.

Hello.

Hey Bapu!

You idiots, I think you didn't understand what I told you...

...now you are back?

Sir, one minute.

You didn't understood what we said.

If you had listened to us...

...you wouldn't have had to see this day.

What day?

Sir, we had explained it to you that day.

But you didn't listen.

If you had listened to us that day...

...what happened to you daughter today...

...would've not happened!

Daughter?

What happened to my daughter?

What happened to you daughter...

...if you'll get to know...

...you won't be able to face anyone.

You will be humiliated to the ground.

Tell me clearly, what happened to my daughter?

Look sir...

...your daughter was coming with her boyfriend.

What?

Boyfriend?

My daughter's boyfriend?

No, no.

What are you saying?

He is not a boyfriend.

He is a friend.

Hey, brother!

How can she stick to a friend like this?

He is a close friend.

He is also a friend.

Whatever it is, brother.

Look sir.

Listen to us...

Your daughter was coming on a bike with her friend.

We were following her from behind.

We were going.

When we reached ahead, we saw...

...that your daughter... Brother, I am a decent man.

You tell him.

Sir...

...your daughter, sitting with her close friend...

...was going on the bike sitting like this.

Her pants are down from behind.

...and...

And her lines were visible.

Means she was half naked?

P.K told me to fill her line.

I told him to tell about the line to her father.

So, that's why we came. I'm sorry.

Anmol's undergarments are very strong.

We told you before.

If you would've took the underwear, this day would've avoided.

Hey, brother.

Where do we find good people like you these days?

You are my... what do you call it?

You are my well-wisher, right?

Yes.

Come inside.

What are you saying?

No, no.

Don't say no.

Please.

Brother, did you see?

Come inside.

Please come.

Please come.

Come, brother.

Come.

Let's go.

Babu Kaka, bring the Dandiya... for welcoming.

[Beating sounds.]

Brother.

Brother.

Brother, control yourself.

Control yourself, brother.

Get up.

Get up.

Carefully.

Get up, brother.

Are you hurt?

Brother, are you hurt?

Are you okay?

Brother, I didn't understand.

What we've done wrong to sir?

We went to do him good.

Not a good peoples world, now

He did this to us.

You went to do good?

Whatever happened today... happened because of you.

Because of me?

And what did I do?

What did you do?

That day you ♪♪♪♪ Anmol's mother.

Today you ♪♪♪♪ her sister.

And what did you do?

How was your day?

It was fine.

I went to explain to my friend.

She has gone mental.

What?

She has gone mental?

Why?

She is getting married.

It's a mistake.

She has gone mental.

Mary... I don't understand.

What is the problem?

Why are you irritated by wedding?

What is the reason?

The reason is you, mom.

Me?

Ever since I have come to my senses...

...I have never seen love between you and dad.

When dad comes to India, you both get busy with work.

And he comes only on festivals...

Is this a marriage?

If this is the case, then I don't want to get married.

Look, Mary... - Mom...

If you answer one question...

I'll get married to whoever you want, blindly.

Done?

Done.

In this marriage

...apart from money

...what else did you got?

[Dramatic Music]

Mom, I asked you something.

You don't have an answer, do you?

Hmm?

[Dramatic Music]

I've got you by marriage.

Mom... Yes, Mary...

By this marriage...

...I got the most precious thing in the world.

That is you.

[Dramatic Music]

Brother...

Brother... That guy... He makes mistakes.

Any mistake... Any mistake...

Please forgive me, brother.

Don't feel bad about it.

Forgave you.

Don't... feel bad about anything.

Lele brother...

...you scold me.

I will scold you.

What?

I will scold you.

You will scold me, right?

Yes.

I won't feel bad.

Brother... Do one thing.

And scolding is a farce, brother.

You can beat me.

I will beat you.

No, I am not joking.

I am serious.

You can beat me.

No, I will beat you.

If you beat me, then I will beat you.

If you scold me, then I will beat you.

What are you thinking?

I will beat you if you do this.

Your big brother.

No, I am talking drunk, brother.

I also not listening drunk.

I am telling in real.

I am telling you seriously.

What are you saying?

No, you tell me.

If you can beat me, then beat me.

Beat me.

I will beat you.

No, brother.

You can beat me.

If I even resist... if I resist...

Then you tell me.

Beat me. - You're drunk.

No, I'm not drunk.

I am serious.

No, you tell me.

Beat me.

I won't beat you now.

No, beat me.

I told you no na?

Brother, beat me.

[Slaps]

[Rock Music]

What is it?

Greetings.

Okay, okay.

What do you want?

Brother, I have come to get something.

I have come to give it to sister-in-law.

What?

What happened is...

You were not at home.

So I came.

When I came, sister-in-law gave it to me.

Wha... what did she give you?

She gave me a bowl of milk.

Actually, I dropped it in the morning.

Okay, okay.

I will give it to her.

No, no, brother.

One minute.

Brother, I have brought the milk.

Right?

So, I have to give it to sister-in-law.

What?

I mean, I have to thank her.

How will you give it to her?

No need.

I will give it to her.

I mean, I will thank her.

Give it to her.

One minute.

Brother, you give it to her every day.

If I give it to her today... she will enjoy it more.

I mean, she will like it.

I have to thank her.

You call sister-in-law.

You give it here.

Okay, keep it.

But, you give her a small thank you from my side.

Okay?

Yes, go.

Idiot!

Greetings.

[Erotic Music]

Hello.

Where are you?

Please come.

You called me and I came.

...also brought condoms along.

Sheela.

Sheela.

Sh... She... Sheela.

Sheela.

[Romantic Music]

If Lele is of no use...

Neither to take nor to give.

Why don't you divorce him?

[Suspenseful Music]

Sheela.

[Dramatic Music]

You think I am a fool.

You think I am blind.

What is all this?

Ahh...

Brother.

Why are you listening to old songs today?

What is this, brother?

You started without me.

This is wrong.

What happened, brother?

You look very sad.

...just remembered the old love?

P.K...

We are divorced.

Huh...?

Divorced happened?

You got divorced?

Lele brother, how it happened?

How can you get divorced?

Yesterday...

...some people were talking here sitting, right?

...they were saying...

...that if a woman's eyes are green...

...then she is characterless.

I have never seen Sheela's eyes in the light.

Yesterday, I went home to see Sheela's eyes.

You think I am a fool.

You're fooling me?

What is all this?

Look.

I have already warned you.

I will call you again.

Now it will not work.

Why do you change clothes like this?

I have told you not to.

Told you not to do it.

Sorry.

What is this?

This... this is not of Anmol's Macho.

Who gifted you this?

Who gifted you this?

Huh, umm...

It was free with the gown.

Is it free?

Very good.

Keep it.

Keep it.

Why did you forget today?

Today I will check you.

Checking?

Sheela.

I will check your entire body.

Sheela.

I've never seen you closely.

You are beautiful.

Your hair.

Your face.

Your cheeks..

Your smile.

Your eyes.

Arey...

Brother.

It is strange.

You can make such a big mistake.

My mother like sister.

I respect her so much.

You thought her like this.

How can you say this when on having green eyes?

...that person is characterless.

Okay.

This is not the matter.

This is the matter.

Hari...

Oh, no...

How did you know... that I am here?

Who are you?

You called me.

Hari.

I am Hari.

Your eyes are green, and you are green.

They spoke the truth.

Those whose eyes are green...

Lose character.

Character-less!

No more.

For me.

Carry on.

Huh...

I...

...Life is finished...

My life is ruined.

Oh, father!

My eyes are green, and you are green.

Can I say something, brother?

Sister-in-law was not worthy of you.

I...

...never told you...

...cause your heart will break.

When I used to go home...

...she used to give tea by bending.

Brother, I had a doubt from the beginning...

...that the woman is not good.

Okay.

I... I have lost my faith in women.

I hate women.

I hate... - Can I say something, brother?

All women are not the same.

You are right.

All women are not the same. - Yes brother, yes.

Let's do one thing...

Do you swear?

Yes.

Do you swear?

Yes, brother.

Raise your hand with me.

Yes, brother.

Let's take swear.

We swear...

We swear that...

After today...

After today...

We will never marry any woman.

We will never marry any woman.

Amen.

Amen.

Brother...

...Brother, why did you make that swear?

Remove this and return the swear.

Brother, what have you done?

You have ruined my life before the marriage.

And you made me swear that I can't marry.

What have you done?

I mean... We'll not marry any wrong woman.

We want a good life partner.

Brother, you saved me.

But brother...

You...

...after seeing a good girl...

...get me married.

I have spoiled a lot of tissues.

Brother, get me married.

Okay.

First you come with me.

Yes.

I will take you to my friend.

He has... so many... so many relationships.

After seeing a good girl...

I will fix for you.

Brother, you are right. - You're my younger brother.

You'll fing me a girl?

It happened good, you got divorced!

If you don't get married... then I won't get married.

It happened good.

God does everything for good.

[Music]

Here he comes.

Come.

Come, brother.

Parish.

Brother.

Brother.

Brother, what is this?

Brother, wear the glasses and read.

Yes, these are close sighted glasses.

Brother, you're roaming on street using these glasses?

I brought it by mistake.

Read it.

Here it is.

Did you see, brother?

What did you say?

I will take you to my friend.

He is a very good man.

He will get you a good girl.

He has so many girls.

Does your friend do this?

I will pull his leg.

Paresh.

Ohh, Paresh.

Yes, Brother.

Brother, greetings.

Come in.

Hey, wait a minute.

Listen first.

Come in, come in.

What is this?

What is this?

This is our shop's board, brother.

This shop's board is like this.

It is a little small.

I will make it big.

What is written here?

What do you do?

Look at it.

What do you do?

Answer, what do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

Have you lost your mind?

Brother, those pigeons did something.

What do they do?

There are a lot of kids.

They do anything.

Anything like that.

Excuse me.

Wait, I will clean it.

You should know what is wrong.

Brother, I'm telling you one thing.

If he gets a girl like sister-in-law, my life will be ruined.

He was the one who got your proposal done.

Here, it is cleaned.

Come inside.

Yes, come inside.

What is written inside?

What is written on it?

Wish you ♪♪♪♪.

Leave it.

I will do it.

I will do it.

Paresh, this wrong action is not a good thing.

Even the kids of the locality will spoil my bussiness.

Marriage.

Good marriage.

Brother, make him understand.

My girl should not be bad.

Make him understand.

Now it is fine, brother.

Now come inside.

Come.

Come, brother.

Come.

Come, brother.

Now tell me, was everything fine?

Is everything fine?

How Sheela Bhabhi?

Family.

I mean, is everything fine?

Brother Parish. - Yes?

If you were not my friend...

...I would have set this shop on fire.

What happened, brother?

Tell me one thing.

If someone get something and it came out to be bad, what would've you done?

What would you do?

Would you go to that shop again?

No, I wouldn't.

But brother, if the shopkeeper...

...exchange the good, and give back better good...

...then that's different.

I came to you with this thought.

No, no, brother.

We do not give anything that can be changed.

Brother Parish.

He is P.k, my friend.

My close friend.

He is about to get married.

He wants to see a girl.

Okay.

Will you give a good girl... a beautiful girl...

...a beautiful girl?

Lele, brother...

I do not have any girl for him.

Brother, you were saying that he has lot of girls.

And he does not have a girl for me.

No, no, brother.

Look, I have a lot of girls.

But no girl will marry him.

What do you mean, brother Parish?

Do I have thorns in my body that no one will marry me?

Brother, he's insulting me.

No, no, no.

If you want, I have a lot of pictures of women.

They are absolutely beautiful.

You see which ones you liked.

[Laughs]

Hey, do not joke.

You are joking again.

He is joking a lot.

Look, no more joking.

Sorry, brother.

Now you tell me what kind of girl do you want?

I just want a girl.

What else?

What kind of girl do you want?

You want a good girl.

Yes, okay.

Good looking.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Good family.

Yes.

And absolutely...

Do you understand?

Virgin.

Brother, what is a virgin?

I... I will tell you.

I will tell you on the way.

Okay.

Lele Brother...

Suppose we fing a girl...

...and even I ask her...

...will she tell the truth, that she's virgin?

How will we know?

Take the girl and...

...leave her alone in the room with him.

[Pop Music]

What I was saying that...

...I brought milk for you.

For you? - Yes, for you.

Thank you. - No mention.

I was saying...

...can I touch you?

[Laughs]

Can I tell you something?

I know that you are from a small town.

Girls from a small town are... I mean, they are good.

No doubt.

But you are a virgin.

Me?

I am not a virgin.

What?

You are not a virgin?

No.

That day I asked you in the interview...

...that you are a virgin or not?

And you said that you are a virgin.

When I came to you, I had a mobile in my hand.

You asked me ...if a virgin?

I said yes.

[Screams]

[Dramatic Music]

Got saved.

[Phone rings]

Hello...

P.K brother.

I have shortlisted the girls.

You can come and finalize it.

No, no...

Paresh brother...

...let it be.

Brother's idea was good

...but if it gets messed up...

...everything will be ruined.

Do one thing, Paresh brother...

...find a nice girl and get my proposal fixed.

Okay, fine.

Hello, Mr. Paresh.

Namaste.

Sit down.

How are you?

I am fine, you tell me.

Brother Paresh, my name is Monica Marlo...

...and she is my daughter Mary.

Okay, okay.

What is her name?

I just told you, Mary.

Okay, okay.

You are Monica Marlo and she is Mary Mar...

Tell me, what can we do for you?

My husband lives in Dubai. - Okay.

And I am a business woman.

And I am very busy.

So, for this...

No problem, you have come to the right place.

We will solve your problem.

Tell me, what kind of a boy do you want?

I want a good person.

A good businessman too.

Okay, okay.

We have a boy.

Okay, okay.

He is an undergarment businessman.

There's only one thing...

...boys age is much more than girls.

But the girl is very decent.

He is also looking for a girl.

Okay, okay.

A good person and a good character.

Which character?

Character...

Character-less.

What?

Less from character...

Good, good character.

Okay, okay.

Do one thing. - Yes.

You fix a meeting with him.

Then tell us.

Yes, offcourse.

We will fix it today only.

Then we will leave.

Okay?

Okay.

Namaste.

[Music]

Oh yes, Mr. Paresh?

P.K brother.

A girl has come.

She is very beautiful.

The way you wanted.

Did you meet the girl?

So soon?

I am fixing the meeting.

Yes, then fix the meeting.

Okay, I will talk to her.

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God, that's good!

[Music]

[Music]

Excuse me.

Paresh bhai sent you to meet?

To meet?

Yes, to meet the boy.

Yes.

Umm...

I can't see the boy anywhere.

What?

Yes.

I am the boy.

Okay.

Yes.

Never mind.

Myself Marrie Marlo...

What is your name?

My name is PK.

Okay.

Look, look, look.

What a match made with names.

It will be printed in the marriage card.

Pk, Marrie Marlo!

Hey, waiter.

That was a good one.

Yes, sir.

Who are these people? Shouting like this.

Make them quiet.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me.

My name is Parminder Kapoor.

Okay, okay.

I am from Punjab.

Okay.

I have a mother.

She wanted to marry me.

Okay.

But...

...but due to work, I was so busy...

...that I told Paresh Bhai to set this meet.

What is your... hobbies?

What is a hobby?

I work during the day.

Then I come home.

After that I have sex.

I mean, I relax and sleep.

[Pop Music]

I was thinking...

that such a beautiful girl... is in front of me.

Is it a dream or reality?

Okay.

But when I touched you... then... then my...

then my heart...

went crazy.

I couldn't control it.

I don't know what happened to my body.

Don't feel bad.

No, no.

It's okay.

[Laughs]

It's good to meet you.

Yes.

Yes.

You liked it but...

I liked it a lot when I met you.

I mean... I liked it a lot.

Okay then.

Whatever will be my answer...

I will tell you my answer.

That means... means...

You will tell me later.

Yes.

I will tell you.

Okay?

I will see you.

Take care.

Bye. - Okay.

Bye.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Hello, brother.

How was your meeting today?

Brother...

The meeting... was very good.

Very good.

That girl...

She was a very nice girl.

I even... touched her.

What did you touch?

I mean... I touched her hand.

Touched her hand?

But where did you touch her hand?

Brother...

I touched her hand.

You have a lot of habit of talking nonsense.

Tell me clearly.

When did you touch her hand?

Brother, you should have touched her hand.

When I just touched her hand... I will say that I touched her hand.

And I will tell you one thing.

As soon as I touched her hand...

I stood up.

What are you saying?

What stood up?

Brother... I mean... The thing is... She was very hot.

I have never seen such a hot girl.

Touching her hand is very far away.

As soon as I touched her hand... I stood up.

I couldn't control myself.

It was so much fun.

What do I tell you?

You... you're just...

You go to meet the girl?

Or did you go to have fun?

Brother, I went for the meeting.

But I did had fun.

So what is the problem?

And anyway... After marriage... I have to have fun every day.

What now next?

Brother, next... She said that... I mean... She will think about it later.

Okay.

Brother, someone is calling.

Hello?

Hello... Yes...

Yes... Yes...

Brother...

Marrie Marlo.

No... Not like this.

Brother... you also. - I will beat you up.

Brother... - Talking rubbish.

Idiot.

You won't listen to me.

I am not your type man.

You have no friendship with me.

Brother... I am talking about that girl.

That girl is a Christian.

Her name is Merrie.

And surname is Marlo

I am telling you her name.

You think otherwise.

You get angry without reason.

This is your mistake.

Sorry... I think you... I am telling you... How can you talk like this?

Okay...

What is this, brother?

Okay, okay... then next. What is next?

Brother... she called now.

She said that... she will come to my house.

Brother, shall I tell you something?

What does it mean to come to a house?

Tell me what happened?

What happened?

Brother, it means...

He liked me a lot.

Look... It should look like a clean house.

Okay?

Don't be stingy.

Brother, what are you talking about stingy?

You know how much I spend up.

I know.

You use a toothbrush more than a year.

I know.

Brother, you are unbelievable.

What do you say?

That I never buy a toothbrush or toothpaste?

Brother, the house is... There is a new toothbrush in the cupboard.

Nothing happens by keeping it.

You have to do it.

You use it.

But you are using the old one.

The old one will last for another year.

Brother, tell me something.

When there is hair left on the brush... and it can clean my teeth...

then what is the need to use a new brush?

The day it will be finished, I will use it.

You talk too much. - Okay, okay.

Come, come.

Sit.

Sit.

[Laughs]

Mr. P.K.

Yes.

Aren't you getting a strange smell?

Huh?

There is a chemical factory nearby.

Sometimes there is a strange smell.

There is nothing else.

Okay.

So this is your house, isn't it?

And that telescope... Durbin...

Oh, no.

Durbin...

Like I come at night after work.

So I zoom into the windows in front of me...

...I mean, I see stars above the windows.

Okay.

Okay.

Yes.

No, you have kept so many tissue boxes?

Do you manufacture tissues too?

No.

Those are for my personal use.

But you can use napkins for personal use, right?

Oh, no.

Napkins get sticky.

Why sticky?

I mean... I have a cold.

So I do it again and again because of the cold.

It gets sticky.

Then you should get it treated.

That's why I called you.

What do you mean?

I mean... If you are here, you should get it treated.

Yes, absolutely.

I will help you with your treatment.

I know a local treatment too.

You know a local treatment too?

Yes.

That's great.

It will be fun.

I mean... I mean... Wait a minute.

I will be back in a minute.

One minute.

Here you go.

I have ordered a special breakfast for you.

So sweet of you, Mr. PK.

Can I tell you something?

Yes.

When did you buy this house?

No, I didn't buy it.

It's on rent.

On rent?

How much rent do you pay here?

I don't pay rent.

The company gives it.

So you are saying that you are not your own company.

You work in someone else's company?

No.

You are confused.

No.

I am from a Punjabi family.

I don't do any job or service.

We do own private business.

I see.

I go to my company.

And I buy underwear.

I and my brother, Lele.

We buy 25 pairs of underwear a day.

So we go home and sell it to the customer.

We return the money and get the commission.

So I don't have a job.

Don't worry.

I earn a lot.

Approx 500-700 is in the pocket.

So you are a salesman?

Yes, I am a salesman.

I am a salesman of top Anmol's Macho Brand.

But...

...Mr. Paresh was saying that you have your own manufacturing company.

[Dramatic Music]

I didn't say that.

There must be some misunderstanding.

Madam, this gift was in the car.

Okay, you go.

Oh...

Brother says that there is some communication error.

That's why I thought...

...Even after meeting a man like me, you came home.

I thought that maybe I will...

No, I started dreaming day by day.

Where are you?

Where am I?

Your time is wasted.

But no problem.

You came to my house and met me.

This is a very happy thing for me.

But Mr. PK, I didn't say anything.

There is nothing to say.

I look a little stupid.

But I am not.

And I understand the world.

A girl like you can't meet me.

Your driver is more richer then me...

This is such a happy thing for me.

That I met you.

That's it.

Do you want to have some Idli?

Yes, Idli is fine.

Take it.

Take it.

Ordered something special.

Have it.

It's good.

It's very nice.

It's fresh.

It's a famous shop in our locality.

Yes.

Marrie ji... Can I say something to you?

Even I... I am from a very big family.

My grandfather...

He had a big factory in Ludhiana.

Later... My father got sick.

Because of that... I became a little poor.

Then I thought...

I will do something myself.

I will work, make a company and make a name for myself.

That's why I came to the city.

But my mother...

She was always adamant about marriage.

I explained to her.

I told her...

First, I'll start my company...

...make my name...

...that's why I was doing all this.

But she insisted on marriage...

...I told her that...

...who wants only a loving husband nowadays.

Everyone wants money.

And if there is no money... How will it work?

It's not wrong.

It's not wrong.

Without money... You won't be able to eat.

Looking at you today... I am very happy.

We can keep friendship, right?

Okay, PK.

I will leave.

You take care of yourself.

Take care.

Yes, no problem.

Bye.

One minute.

You forgot your gift.

I don't know if you brought it for someone.

I brought it for you.

Yes.

You keep it.

No, I can't keep it.

Why do I need it?

PK, you just said...

That we can at least be friends.

So one friend is giving a gift to another friend.

Okay.

I will keep it as a memoir of you.

Okay, bye.

See you then.

[Emotional Music]

Oh God!

You are amazing.

I thought... You have made me lucky.

But I think... You have never listened to me.

[Emotional Music]

Marrie... What happened?

You saw the house, right?

And you saw the factory, right?

You know, right?

Everyone lies these days.

He doesn't have a factory, mom.

He...

He goes home to home and sells undergarments.

He is a salesman.

Oh Jesus!

What nonsense is this?

Has Paresh Bhai gone mad?

He sent to meet a poor.

Fine.

You have refused, right?

Mom, I couldn't refuse him.

What?

What do you mean?

Have you gone mad?

You agreed to get married?

Mom, I didn't even say yes.

I said...

I will think about it.

Uff..

He is a good man.

Good man?

Good man is even our driver...

Can you marry him?

Son...

Good is not everything.

You need... money to live your life.

Right?

He said the same thing.

And as soon as he came to know that we think he is very rich.

He understood that I will not marry him.

Yes, so it's good, right?

We will ask Paresh Bhai to get you married to a good boy.

Fine?

Mom, I see honesty in his eyes.

Which is very rare.

It seems that I have known him for many years.

He was saying that... they were very rich before.

But because of the circumstances, everything went away.

He was also saying that he would start his own company soon.

He would buy his own house.

It is easy to say.

But it is very difficult to do.

You promise me.

You will marry only him...

...for which I will say yes.

Can I get some ice?

No?

No problem.

No worries.

Okay.

Brother...

What did you do?

What is this?

What happened?

You tell me.

What did you tell Mr. Paresh?

What work do we do?

What do we do?

I told him.

We... do undergarments.

...do business?

Correct.

We do business of undergarments.

Didn't you... say that we go to houses and sell underwear?

Why did you say that we do business?

What are you saying?

Paresh is my childhood friend.

I know him since a long time.

If I meet him after so many days, what will I tell him?

That I sell underwear on the street?

I've self-respect issue.

I told him.

Because of your respect my life got ruined.

Ohh brother...

That girl...

...you told her that...

...we're big businessman?

Because of this she came to meet me.

And I thought that... she did liked me.

That's why she came to meet me.

Brother... Brother...

...she's got clothes mills.

His servants are more richer than me.

You don't understand...

...how wrong you've done to me.

You have taken away my childhood love.

My childhood love.

How can you talk like this?

How can she be your childhood love?

You met her a day before.

How can she be your childhood love?

Brother, I didn't tell you... that a Princess comes in my dreams.

She is the same Princess.

She was the same girl.

How you talk like that?

How can you say that she is the same girl who comes in your dreams?

Brother, I see dreams.

So I must know who is that Princess.

Now should I show you the video recording of that dream?

What was the need... to tell them that we do business.

You must've told...

We sell underwear.

We are poor.

At least he would've find a girl of our status.

This heart of mine would've not broken.

Okay.

Shut up.

You are a big kid, crying!

Hello.

Mr. P.K, I am Marrie speaking.

Marrie?

Mm... Merrie...

Marlo?

Yes.

Yes, yes... Tell me.

I am P.K, talking.

I want to meet you.

You told me on the phone that you have called me for work.

I don't want a job.

I am happy with the work I do.

P.K.

Actually... I have called you to talk about something else.

Okay.

I mean, our thoughts are similar...

For example, you also want just the love in your life...

You don't want money.

Mom wants me... to be very happy in my life.

I will say that you should marry a boy of your mother's choice.

And if... I want to marry you?

Yes.

I want to marry you.

Look.

I am a simple man.

That day when you came home...

...that day I thought...

...we could get married.

But when the truth came in front of me...

...then I realized.

...that there is a difference between a dream and reality.

Look.

You...

...you still don't understand the matter.

So don't talk about it.

I don't like it.

P.K.

I want to marry you.

My decision will be mine or yours.

It will be mine.

You really want to marry me?

Yes, really.

Look.

If you are serious then...

...I already wanted you to marry me.

The first time I saw you...

...then only I decided that...

...if I ever get married...

...that'll be you.

I will marry her like you.

I didn't know it will be you.

If you say then I am ready to marry you.

Okay, P.K.

One more thing.

Yes, tell me.

[Emotional Music]

[Pop Music]

This is a good news.

Yes, P.K.

Very good.

God bless you.

This is very good.

When is marriage?

Just I will buy a house and... then I will marry.

Yes, P.K.

My house... is your house.

I will stay in your room.

I will talk to Mr. Shailesh and I will name it to you.

Okay?

No, P.K.

I will stay in your room.

No, P.K.

I can't take your home.

Don't worry.

I will tell Mr.Shailesh and allot it to your name.

No brother, I can't. - I'm your big brother, Ain't I?

My order is fix.

I want to buy a car.

Buy?

Brother... It's like...

The girl's mother... has kept a small condition.

She said that the boy is good...

...and if you like her, you can marry her.

...but told me to have a house with few rooms in this city.

I said okay, will do it.

She has given me a year's time.

I will buy it.

P.K.

It's not a small thing.

In this city...

...having a small house...

...is a big thing.

Do you know?

How much a house cost in this city?

I have never bought a house.

You must know, you're a senior.

You tell me, how much it cost?

P.k.

Here, one house costs...

...atleast 80 lakh to 1 crore.

You can now calculate, how much it'll cost.

...calculate on the fingers.

1 crore?

In Ludhiana, 15-20 lakhs is enough.

But not here...

The rate is high.

Brother...

I thought that... I have 15-20 lakhs.

I will buy a house.

That's why I came here.

15-20 lakhs?

Did you save it?

Yes, P.K.

How?

You always said that... you are stingy.

You don't use a brush.

You don't buy a paste.

You don't buy your own underwear.

I was adding one by one.

I thought I will put a company.

You are very big.

You are very good.

You are very smart.

I used to think you're a fool.

You have collected so much money, one by one.

God bless you.

I am proud of you.

But 15-20 lakhs is nothing.

I will talk to Shailesh Bhai.

I will get you a loan.

I will get you a house.

Will I get a loan?

Yes, you'll get a loan.

Our Shailesh Bhai must be of some use...

I will talk.

You are my younger brother.

Thank you, brother.

Shailesh Sir...

Greetings, sir.

How are you, P.K.?

Sir, everything is fine.

I wanted to ask you something.

Tell me.

Sir, I want to get married.

That's good.

Sir, I wanted a big house for that.

You will get it.

You have a house.

No, sir.

I don't want your house.

I want to buy a house.

Buy it?

Yes, sir.

Can you help me?

I have also taken it on loan, P.K.

Nothing can happen, sir.

Nothing can happen, sir.

Okay, sir.

Okay, bye.

[Emotional Music]

What should I do?

[Emotional Music]

Tell me Lele brother, how you came?

He fell in love with a girl.

He wants to marry her.

This is good news.

What is the girl's name?

Marrie Marlo.

Merrie Marlo.

The girl's name.

The girl's name?

Yes.

Is her sister's name rose?

Rose?

You know her?

No, no.

There's a film, Grand Masti.

The dialogue will be completed.

Rose Marrie Marlo!

[Laughs]

Brother, you too.

No, no.

I...

Let's have some drink.

Hey, Jagat.

Yes.

What is this?

It's a very serious matter.

Yes.

Sorry, sorry.

This is a question of his life.

Yes, I can understand.

The girl he fell in love with...

Her mother told him...

...that he should first build her own house in this city.

After that, she will marry the girl with him.

Yes.

And within a year... I have to buy a house..

In this city.

I'm telling you this.

Hey, P.K.

In this city...

...buying your own house...

...is too difficult.

Difficult?

What is difficult about it?

Look, you have built your own house in this city.

Have you built it or not?

You've built the business, living lavishely.

Correct?

Now, you too want this, right?

Whatever work you do...

...you tell him, he'll also do.

Yes, that's what I want to know.

He will do it, same to same.

Brother, whatever work I do, he can't do it.

What work is there that you can do and I can't do it?

What work is there that you can do and I can't do it?

Have you seen your stomach?

See how fit I am.

Look, can you reduce it?

Oyee...

To get to Marrie...

...if you say, I'll lose the fat, I'll lose everything.

Hey, there is no need to make everything small.

I mean, if everything becomes small after

marriage, then what will be the meaning of marriage

You too, please.

Are you talking about the stomach?

Okay, come on.

I will make the stomach small and show you.

Come on.

[Pop Music]

Where is...

P.K, our sentimental friend, Parmider Kapoor is where?

Big talks, no show off?

[Pop Music]

Hello.

Hello.

I am sorry, I didn't recognize you.

No recognize?

No.

[Laughs]

I tell you...

Idiot, you have ruined it.

How many times have I told you?

It's not tell you, told you.

Brother, you could have stayed quiet for two minutes.

You have just broken the surprise.

Brother, she is our PK, Parminder Kapoor.

I have agreed, brother.

You really love that girl.

What did you say?

I will change.

PK, you are great.

You just hug me.

I am proud of you.

I am proud of him.

Okay, Jagat.

Now tell me, what do we have to do?

Tell me.

There is nothing much.

Do one thing.

Look...

This address here, reach this address.

Okay?

But what work do we have to do there?

The client will tell you what you have to do.

Just don't refuse the client.

Don't worry, Jagat.

I will give it everything.

Here, take this.

Take this.

No.

From my hand.

Good.

Good.

Good.

I will be back in two minutes.

Okay.

Yes.

Jagat, where have you got me stuck?

What work does she want me to do?

We haven't talked about work till yet.

Let's see.

[Animal Sounds]

[Romantic Music]

Don't worry, Pinku.

It is a little difficult for the first time.

You'll get used to it later.

[Laughs]

Yes brother PK.

Have you done your work?

No, he offered me alcohol.

And I made a relation with her because I was drunk.

Don't worry, I have spoken to the client.

Listen...

...did the client give you something?

Yes, he gave me a envelope.

Open it.

See what it is.

Ohh...

There is a lot of money in it.

Yes, keep the money.

That is your work money.

Got it?

Money for my work?

But I haven't done any work.

Ohh...

What you did after drinking...

...is your work.

That is your money.

Keep it.

What?

What I did was the work?

PK, my friend, you are a very innocent man.

This work was done by women before.

Now it is done by men.

They get money.

The world has changed.

Modern India.

You do this kind of work?

And you got me to do this work?

Look, PK... I had already explained to you.

If you are not interested in this work, then leave it.

I will do anything for Mary.

If you say so, then I will do this too.

This time the client has done everything.

You have not done anything.

Next time you have to do it.

Got it?

The client has nothing.

And the rest of the clients' numbers, I will keep on WhatsApping you.

Got it?

[Dramatic Music]

Brother...

Brother, look at this.

Look at this.

Fresh notes.

The girl will get to know.

Did you think how she will feel?

What will she feel?

Did you think?

Brother, the girl will not get to know.

Jagat was doing this work.

Did we get to know?

No na?

I will beat him.

If I get to know, I will tell you.

Brother, he has kept my name Pinku in this.

And the women who do this work, they do not tell anyone.

That is why no one will get to know.

One day earning is...

25,000 rupees.

In one year, I will...

Darn it.

Okay.

I never thought that...

...you would do such a dirty work.

I knew you'll die...

You will lose your life.

But you will not do such a wrong thing.

But you are doing the wrong thing.

And you are moving forward towards it.

Okay, brother.

I am doing the wrong thing, right?

Then I have an answer for one thing.

Can you give me one crore rupees in one year?

I cannot give you.

But will you collect this one crore rupees from this earnings?

Brother, I will do anything.

I will do anything.

I will sell my body, but now I will do anything for marrie.

You will do anything for marrie.

Yes, brother.

I will not leave him now.

Okay.

You do what you want to do.

You do whatever you want to do.

But you and I have no relation.

From today, I am dead for you.

You are dead for me.

I do not want to have any relation with you.

Get lost.

Brother.

[Dramatic Music]

P.K, this is a surprise.

You have changed your look.

You are looking so handsome.

Thank you.

Do you know, Mary?

You are my childhood love.

How can I be your childhood love?

I have just met you.

[Laughs]

Actually, I had seen a dream since childhood.

In my dream, a Princess used to come.

She was like you.

When I saw you for the first time...

...I was shocked.

I told father that...

...father...

...you actually sent my dream girl in real life.

Then I thought that...

...maybe.

...I won't be able to get you.

Because with a beautiful girl like you with a man like me.

Why do you keep saying, "a man like me, a man like me"?

You are a very good person.

And now you look good too.

Any girl would want to have a man like you in her life.

Who loves her so much.

Who cares for her so much.

P.K.

I love you.

I love you too.

Mary, I love you too.

Can I have a kiss?

Okay.

[Pop Music]

P.K.

What?

Open my eyes now.

Hold it.

Look at this.

Wow!

Whose house is this?

Yes.

Whose house is this?

I closed your eyes and brought it.

Just like I bought it.

Let's do one thing.

Let's go and see whose house it is.

Come on.

Tan.. Tanaaa...

Wow!

P.K.

It's such a beautiful house.

At least tell me whose house it is.

There is one girl.

She loves me a lot.

So I bought it for her.

Which girl?

What was her name?

Something called Mary.

P.K.

You bought a house?

Oh my God!

P.K.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

I am so happy.

I am so happy that you bought a house.

You showed me your house.

I am so proud of you, P.K.

So?

I am so proud of you.

I am so proud of you.

How did you buy such a big and beautiful house?

So soon?

Oyee...

I worked hard day and night.

You mean you worked hard day and night.

That's what I wanted to say.

That's what I wanted to say.

Come on.

You have bought a house.

Let's do one thing.

Let's go and tell mom that you have bought a house.

Then... she will say yes for the wedding.

And we will fix the date for the wedding.

Let's go.

Okay?

I wanted to say something.

I was saying, before going...

...can I take a little.

Before the wedding?

You always talk, think about wrong...

I mean like that.

I am talking about puppy.

No.

Okay.

As you wish.

I don't have any problem.

Come, come, come.

P.K.

How did you like my house?

How is it?

It's a very nice house you've got.

Mom will see.

What are you doing?

Yes, I want to call mom.

You sit.

Okay, okay.

I will call mom right now.

Okay.

Come on, sit.

Greetings.

Namaste.

I...

You?

Do you know me?

Know?

I also know... what you do.

[Dramatic Music]

Few months back, in hotel Radione.

What did you come for?

Do you remember?

[Dramatic Music]

Yes, me.

How dare a man like you come here?

I said get out from here.

What are you doing mom?

He is P.K.

What?

P.K.

P.K.

P.K.

What did you do?

P.K.

Is the one who is going to marry me.

And you will be happy to know that he has bought the house that you asked him to buy.

I know.

And I also know...

...how he bought that house.

How do you know P.K.?

You have never met P.K. mom.

Enough.

Forget him.

He can't marry you.

Forget him.

Why do you have to create problems in everything?

He is a lowly man.

I can't get you married to a man like him.

Forget him.

Lowly?

Lowly?

Do you know who you are calling lowly?

P.K.

Mom, he is P.K.

He can't do any lowly work.

I can't just believe it.

No, Mary.

He didn't do lowly work.

He has done a very lowly work.

Understood?

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

What do you want to say?

What did he do wrong?

Do you want to know?

Yes, of course.

Tell me.

What did my P.K. do?

Then listen.

You don't know what P.K is.

[Dramatic Music]

You must be very happy.

The wishes of your heart have been fulfilled.

You've got the house, got the girl.

When will your band play, P.K.?

Are you crying?

Ayee...

You are crying?

P.K., what happened?

Why didn't you tell me?

Brother..

My marriage is over.

What are you saying?

Your marriage is over?

Yes, P.K.

How is it over?

Did his mother reject you?

Didn't she like you?

She liked me.

But for herself.

Wh... What are you saying?

Did she ask you to get married?

No, P.K.

Her mother.

What is her mother?

Her mother.

What is her mother?

Her mother is my client.

[Dramatic Music]

P.K., I warned you.

You were on the wrong path.

It was wrong.

You chose the path of darkness.

And you got the punishment.

You got the punishment.

Brother, mary...

Now what Mary?

Now nothing.

Forget her.

You will have to forget her.

Technically...

...she's your daughter.

And you are her father.

I... can't do anything.

No one can do anything.

[Sad Music]

[Music]

So, P.K.

Mr. Pinku.

How much do you charge?

20,000?

50,000?

Don't think that I won't give you money.

I will double what you say.

Tell me.

How much do you charge?

Tell me.

Answer me.

Answer me.

P.K, say something.

I am asking you something.

BK, say something.

Answer me.

I am asking you something.

Why did you do this?

Why?

Why did you do this to me?

Why did you do this to me?

You knew it, didn't you?

If I find out... how will I feel?

You didn't even think once about me.

Before doing such a disgusting thing, you should have asked me once.

You should have discussed it with me.

We should have found... a way together.

You should have asked me once, P.K.

[Emotional Music]

🎵 I am alive.🎵

🎵 I am alive. 🎵

🎵 But life, I am embarrassed.🎵

🎵 I am alive.🎵

🎵 I am alive.🎵

🎵 But life, I am embarrassed.🎵

🎵There's guard on my emotions.🎵

🎵 There's guard on the wings.🎵

🎵 I am like a wounded bird.🎵

🎵 I am alive.🎵

🎵 I am alive.🎵

🎵 But life, I am embarrassed.🎵

[Music]

🎵 I have picked up my dead body...🎵

🎵...going now.🎵

🎵 I am drenched in the tears of my eyes.🎵

🎵 The silence has spread far and wide.🎵

🎵I don't know what kind of weather has come.🎵

🎵 I don't know what kind of helplessness is.🎵

🎵 My life is far away from me.🎵

🎵 Where should I go?🎵

🎵You only tell me...🎵

🎵Everywhere, there's only...🎵

🎵...only smoke and smoke.🎵

🎵 The sun of my dreams is burning.🎵

🎵 It is melting like a drop.🎵

🎵 You have left me alone.🎵

🎵 My heart has left me.🎵

🎵 Your memories have remained.🎵

🎵 I have realized that you are not there.🎵

🎵 I will not live without you.🎵

🎵I am leaving.🎵

🎵 Goodbye, goodbye world!🎵

🎵 Goodbye, goodbye world!🎵

🎵 I'm alive.🎵

🎵I'm alive.🎵

🎵Goodbye, world!🎵

You have made me feel... true love.

And trust me...

...it is the most beautiful feeling in the world.

[Emotional Music]

[Slaps]

Huh...?

Going to commit suicide.

Why?

No one is going to cry for you.

That is why you are going to commit suicide.

Go.

Go.

Die.

Go.

🎵 Oh God!🎵

🎵Oh my God!🎵

I don't want... to live anymore.

My life is over.

I did all this to get the girl.

I lost her.

Brother...

I didn't even think that my sin would be in front of me.

I did all this to get someone.

She has left me.

She has left me.

I want to die.

Swear on me.

From today... you will not think about suicide.

From today, you will start a new life.

Till now, you were on the wrong path.

Now, you will walk on the right path.

Swear on me.

I swear on you.

I swear that... I will not die.

But I swear on you too.

Brother...

Don't stop me.

Brother...

I can't live in this city.

Wherever I go...

I'll see... only Mary.

Brother, I will leave this city.

I will leave this city... forever.

Forever.

Friends, welcome to our show Zero Se Hero.

Today, I will introduce you to a hero...

...who was an ordinary salesman five years ago.

But today... he is the owner of a very big company.

So, let's find out the secret of his success.

So, come with me.

Today, I will introduce you to Mr. P.K.

[Music]

So, you guys are here.

Come.

Come, sit.

Thank you, sir.

Turn on the camera.

Sir, five years ago, you were an ordinary salesman.

And today, you have set up such a big company.

How?

Sir, please tell the viewers about your journey.

Sister, when I came to this city fifteen years ago...

I had nothing.

I came empty handed.

And if I knew anyone in this city...

...was my brother Lele.

Lele Paji?

Sir, who is he?

Lele Paji...

He is my...

Look, I am coming.

Here, Paji is here.

Very well.

Oh, so he is your Lele Paji.

Yes, the one you were asking about.

He is our Lele Paji.

After that, in my life...

...Mary came!

Mary?

You mean...

After Mary came, your world changed, right?

World changed.

Or you can say that the... world has turned upside down.

I didn't understand anything, sir.

Look, I was just an ordinary man.

So after that, you left that city and started this company.

After mary left, did you have any other girl in your life?

I would've had another girl if I left this city.

But not when Lele Paji would have let me go.

I don't want to get my daughter married to that man.

Excuse me.

Madam, I've not...

...came here to ask for your daughter's hand for my friend.

Oh... so why have you come?

I have come only to tell you this.

You did not do the right thing to my friend.

What wrong did my friend do?

He loved your daughter, did he wronged?

He asked your daughter to marry him, is that wrong?

An ordinary salesman...

...who isn't even settled...

...you asked him to build a house?

Okay, I agree.

If you are saying so, I agree that it was very difficult for him.

But I was there.

He could have came and told me.

He fell down so much that...

...I could not live with him.

That is why I left him.

You left him?

He does very lowly work and you left him.

Yes, I left him.

The reason he did that lowly work...

You didn't left him?

You never left your mother? Because of whom he did it.

Shut up!

Mary.

I... am not talking on his behalf.

I am not even supporting him.

He did a lowly work and he did a wrong work.

It is wrong.

I just want to say this much.

He loves you a lot.

He loves you with all his heart.

He can do anything to get you.

The one who can fall so low to get you, he can do anything.

If you go away from his life.

...then he's finished.

Where are you going?

You are leaving me?

Leave the city?

You were saying that I am a Punjabi.

I can do anything to get you.

When I was your childhood lover, your dream Princess...

What happened?

Now you are leaving the Princess of your childhood?

You could have even given your life to get me.

What happened now, PK?

Mary...

...I can do anything to get your love.

But now you don't love me.

You hate me.

PK, if I had hated you, I wouldn't have fought with you.

I am a human being.

I have a heart, not a stone.

Even I get hurt.

I was just hurt.

And I love you, PK.

When you met me...

I thought my father did everything for me.

But the way I took you to get you was wrong.

Merry, everyone told me.

...but I didn't listened.

I just wanted to get you.

But I forgot that the wrong path never leads to the right path.

The path I have taken, Mary...

...that path doesn't lead to you.

It doesn't lead to you.

Listen to me.

Tell your mother...

...get married to a good boy.

Okay.

You want me to marry a boy of my mother's choice.

So I will marry a boy of my mother's choice.

So you never got married after that?

Yes, he got married.

PK got married.

Really?

With which girl?

With Mary.

Look there.

Mehri, come on.

But your mother was against this marriage.

Okay.

You want me to marry a boy of my mother's choice.

So I will marry a boy of my mother's choice.

Do you know who my mother's choice is?

Do you want to know?

Mom.

PK.

I want you to marry Mary.

Yes.

Even after what happened between you and me.

Nothing like that happened.

I didn't call you in Hotel 81 that day.

My friends called you.

Lily, you...

Oh, thank you.

Pinku, take this.

And now you go.

Who is Pinku?

And you?

Why are you standing in such clothes?

Is he your boyfriend?

No.

He is not just my boyfriend.

He is everyone's boyfriend.

Aren't you ashamed to do such a thing?

But I am ashamed to call you my friend.

I am also responsible for the sin you have committed.

Actually, in my life I have chosen money out of love and money.

And I didn't know when that money became my life.

But now I have realized that...

...I have made a big mistake.

Accept my daughter.

Yes.

Did you hear the answer?

Now tell me what is your decision?

Mary, now I can take you?

P.K.

I am just a small boy.

🎵 This is the story of our Punjabi boy.🎵

🎵 He doesn't listen to such things.🎵

🎵 Thinkin' what you thinkin' is it?🎵

🎵 But it just seems like Your mentality is it?🎵

🎵 What it has been?🎵

Come on.

🎵 Okay.🎵

🎵 Thinkin' what you thinkin' is it?🎵

🎵 But it just seems like Your mentality is it?🎵

🎵 What it has been?🎵

🎵 Don't drink so much, you look beautiful tome.🎵

🎵Don't drink so much, you look beautiful to me.🎵

🎵 I've come from Ludhiana, fan of Dharmendra.🎵

🎵 My heart will be filled with love, man of top notch.🎵

[Music]

🎵 That's right.🎵

🎵 He says it's true, everyone says he's a bad guy.🎵

🎵 He doesn't move, he doesn't move, he doesn't take his friends away.🎵

🎵 He doesn't smoke or drink. He's an innocent child.🎵

🎵 He thinks he's a smart kid, but he's a fool.🎵

[Music]

🎵 He certainly is a famous guy.🎵

🎵 If you're Hoor, then I'm also cool dude.🎵

🎵 I rock.🎵

🎵 Queen, just see my love.🎵

🎵 See my acceptance.🎵

🎵My words are not wrong, see my swag🎵

🎵Six pack abs.🎵

🎵 And we are back.🎵

🎵 Your lover is a shock massager.🎵

🎵 Baby, walk, start walking.🎵

🎵 What does the king of kings think?🎵

🎵 Whatever he thinks.🎵

🎵 He wants Heer.🎵

🎵 He is sitting like a king.🎵

🎵 He thinks of the world.🎵

🎵 He listens to the heart.🎵

🎵 He wants the moon and stars.🎵

🎵 He is sitting like stubborn.🎵

[Chorus]

[The End.]