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Ray, you awake?
Huh?
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Ray, are you there? Are you asleep?
Huh?
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Ray?
Huh?
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Ray... oh!
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Ow!
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Ray! Ray, my apartment is infested with flies.
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What?
Ray, six fat big ones.
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Ow ow.
They were pudgy.
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It is not a good sign.
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You afraid of flies or something?
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What would you think if your house
which previously had no flies
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was suddenly filled with flies?
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I'd think I had a dead rat under the floorboards.
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That's not helpful. No. The universe is definitely...
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t's trying to tell me something.
Like what?
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Like I'm dead meat, Ray.
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Do you know what I mean?
No.
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Dead meat. Like stick a fork in me, I'm done.
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Like, my boyfriend's disappeared somewhere in Cuba,
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and there's all these flies
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and now I just... I'm afraid you're
gonna disappear on me too.
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Is that true?
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Is it?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm still your pimp? I'm not dead meat?
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You are not dead meat.
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Oh my God.
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Look around you, Ray. Most of these women
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have more money than they know what to do with.
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And their husbands are either
too old or too busy to get erections.
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Okay.
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How do you know that?
They tell me.
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Ready to order, Mrs. Egglofy...
Not yet, doll.
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Mrs. Eggloff?
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Oh, that's my maiden name.
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Oh, you were married?
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No.
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See that woman over there?
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That is a very horny lady
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in particular.
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Her tip alone would be extremely generous.
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Do you want a date with her on Friday?
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I--
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I mean... what about Tanya?
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What about Tanya?
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The pimp job, it means a lot to her.
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Well, winning miss Michigan meant a lot to me,
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but I had to realize that wasn't my destiny.
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God, you're so loyal, Ray.
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You're like a golden retriever.
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Look, I know you think Tanya's minor leagues,
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but okay, she has some flaws.
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But we can't just cut her loose.
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Sure we can. This is capitalism.
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How about we form a partnership?
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You know, like a team.
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Tanya dilutes the franchise.
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You're either with me or you're with her.
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It's time to choose.
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Why did I feel so guilty about Tanya?
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I tried to just focus on the house.
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I almost had the whole place ready to get rewired.
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And then...
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Honey.
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Who knows where the bees went?
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I felt like the butt of a cosmic joke.
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Hey, Mike.
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You ever hear about people
getting honey in their walls?
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Huh?
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Honey. You know, like from a beehive.
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I don't know what you're talking about, man.
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You all right?
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No, Ray. I'm worried about the list.
What list?
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Joe says that there's a list
of everybody getting fired.
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He says my name is on it.
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What? Who's they?
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Quit worrying about this rumor crap, man.
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You want me to go talk to Rhonda
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so you can calm down?
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Yeah, would you?
Yeah.
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I need some answers, man.
All right.
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Do you do this a lot?
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Every week.
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These guys really open you up.
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Feels a little, uh...
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personal.
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You look glum.
No, I'm okay.
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I read people for a living, Jessica.
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What's on your mind?
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Okay, you know how you said that I have the power?
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You do.
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Well, it felt really great when I said it,
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but now I don't...
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I don't feel like I have it.
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Maybe you're just a girl who doesn't
know how to get what she wants.
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No, I know how to get what I want. I do.
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I really go for it.
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Then what's the problem?
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Oh.
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It's just that once I get it...
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I forget.
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I forget why I really wanted it.
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I think the first thing you've got to do
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is take charge of your pussy.
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Oh, oh. Come on.
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Your vagina is like a car battery, Jessica.
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You've got to keep it charged.
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If the battery dies, you become weak.
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And whiny.
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Okay, really? I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm saying you could use a jump.
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Oh.
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How often do you screw your husband?
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Um...
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it varies.
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How many times was he inside you last week?
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Last week...
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Zero.
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Zero?
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All right, that's a fucking shame.
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You've got to have a husband
who wants to fuck you.
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No, you need a professional,
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a sex therapist.
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You're right, I do. I... I... I need a...
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person to talk to about all of my issues.
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By sex therapist I mean someone who will fuck you
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so good you don't care what your husband does
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or doesn't do.
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You mean like... like...
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like a professional professional?
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Why not? You deserve it.
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And it's what you need.
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You are a smart, wealthy, beautiful woman.
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Don't you have a right to feel desirable?
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Lenore, I am a fairly conservative person.
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I have boundaries and...
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You'd be surprised at what you
could do to avoid another divorce.
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I'm sure it's not cancerous.
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But my husband really thought I should get it looked at.
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Well, that's my job.
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You look great, by the way.
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So do you.
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I mean, I don't know what you're doing,
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but whatever it is, you look exactly
the same way you did in high school.
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No.
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I heard you do botox for Helen Massey.
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Helen's a doll.
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Do you think I need it?
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No. No.
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I think you're perfect.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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Isn't it funny how both of us became doctors?
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Back in high school we had no
idea where our lives were going...
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and now look, I do skin, you do feet.
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Yeah.
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And if you ever need a good podiatrist, I'm your gal.
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That's for sure.
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Well, let's take a look at this mole
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that's got your husband so concerned.
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Great.
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Um, it's in a really bizarre place.
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Okay.
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It's right there.
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Hmm.
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Are you on Facebook?
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Facebook?
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If you are, I'll friend you.
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Rhonda.
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Uh, so what's the deal?
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Mike's paranoid he's on some kind of list.
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There is no list. Right, Rhonda?
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Rhonda?
Ray.
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This whole district is bankrupt.
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The whole city is bankrupt. Don't you watch tv?
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But look here, Rhonda, we need Mike.
This is not about Mike.
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70% of the teachers
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in this school are about to get laid off.
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What? That's crazy.
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You'll get to reapply for your jobs next semester.
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And if you get rehired you'll keep your former salary
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but not the benefits.
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They're gonna announce it officially in a couple of weeks.
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What do you mean, "you"?
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You mean me?
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I got tenure.
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So does mike.
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Could things really fall apart
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even more?
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Hey, dad.
Yeah?
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Are you gonna get fired?
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Fired? No.
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I might get laid off.
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It's temporary.
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It's a maybe.
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What are you gonna do? What if it happens?
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Hey, don't worry about your old man, Damester.
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Takes a lot to knock me down.
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But how are you gonna live?
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I could do a lot of things, kid.
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In fact, I'm looking into a lead right now.
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I just have to put it in motion.
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I'll be right back.
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You guys want some milk duds?
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Get him off! Get him off!
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Dude.
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It was on the cheek.
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Okay, but...
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you know.
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Somebody help me!
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You know, this is fucking pathetic, Damon.
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What is?
You're not into me.
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Come on, we're in public.
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You never want to mess around,
even when we're alone.
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Well, I'm just not ready, okay?
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I feel like I'm being used,
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and I don't even know what for.
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Look...
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I understand if...
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I understand if you need to break up.
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Do what you've got to do.
It won't hurt my feelings.
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You're fucking with my head, straight boy.
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Damon, what happened?
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Is that okay, Hammer?
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Tanya.
Hi, Ray.
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You know, I have to tell you
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the flies are on their way out, I think.
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I'm so relieved. I don't like to kill anything.
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That's great, Tanya.
Can I talk to you about something?
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Sure, what's up?
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Well...
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It's about Happiness Consultants.
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Yeah, what's... what's wrong?
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Um, never mind.
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Just forget it.
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Why did Powell leave?
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I have no idea.
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He just ran out on me.
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Damon, that's horrible.
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Will you hug me?
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I love you.
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So, did you tell her?
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No. I tried.
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But, uh...
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Look, Lenore.
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Last time I checked capitalism
was about supply and demand.
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Now I've got the supply and I've got a demand.
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We're gonna do this my way.
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Take it or leave it.
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Are you gonna... did you bring a baggie?
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Excuse me?
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Did you bring along a baggie or a newspaper?
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The children... the children who play here...
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this is the dog area.
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If it'll make you feel better,
why don't you find something
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in the trash can and scoop the shit up yourself?
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Okay, I don't care that much.
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Lenore, you said you had news for me.
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I couldn't understand your message.
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Why are we out here in the pouring rain?
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Well, you might see this as bad news,
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but really it's good news.
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Why would I see it
as bad news?
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I just have a feeling that no matter what I say
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you're gonna look at it on the sad sack side.
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I am not a sad sack. Will you stop insulting me?
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I have better things to do with my morning.
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Stop, listen. I had lunch with Ray
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and he decided that Happiness Consultants
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should be run by the three of us.
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At first I thought it was a horrible idea.
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But then I came around to it.
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Except I really don't like the name Happiness Consultants.
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We should change it.
What?
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Yeah, he wanted to tell you himself,
but I thought I'd beat him to the punch.
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No.
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Wait, Ray told you
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that I would give you half my business?
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Honestly, this is a great deal for you, Tanya.
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Absolutely not.
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Be reasonable, T-brain.
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Ray needs more savvy than
your management team can provide.
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We all bring strengths to the table.
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For example, I bring a business head.
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You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics.
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And Ray brings a big dick.
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We can be like the three musketeers.
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Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!
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It is not my fault you can't keep your ho in line.
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Go ask him if you don't believe me.
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Look, Tanya, it's never gonna
work out for you and Ray alone.
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The loser girl never gets the football player in the end.
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It only happens in the movies.
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I don't understand what you're saying.
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I don't understand the words
falling out of your mouth.
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Well, then read my lips: share Ray
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or no Ray. Got it?
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Which do you want?
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Fuck you!
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I wanted the house,
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but I had a tent.
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I wanted to stay married, but my wife ran off.
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I wanted to play ball, but I taught history.
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I wanted to teach,
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but I was gonna lose my job.
Shit!
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I wanted electricity,
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and I got honey.
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Ding-dong.
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Hi.
What are you cursing for?
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If you haven't noticed, Mrs. Koontz,
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things don't go easy for me.
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Depends on what you mean by things, you know?
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Some things go easy for you.
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Like what?
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Well, you've got me as a next-door neighbor.
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I'd heard you found honey in your house
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and I was wondering, could you...
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fill up my honey jar?
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Fill up your honey jar?
Yeah.
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I want to make a carrot cake.
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I got a lot of work here.
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You know, Ray, sometimes in life
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it's best to forget the big problems
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and just fuck for a little while.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit, Ray.
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Oh shit, Ray!
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Oh shit, Ray!
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Ray?
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Oh my God.
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Oh God!
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Who's client is this?
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I should have known.
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Hey. Hey!
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What are you barging into my house for?
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Did she come from Lenore? Are
you already working with Lenore?
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What? That's my next-door neighbor.
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My God, you're screwing your next-door neighbor?
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Shh.
That's really mature.
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Will you back off, Tanya?
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I am gonna have sex for fun from time to time.
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Fuck you, Ray! Fuck you!
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God damn it!
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God damn it!
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What am I to you?
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You don't even know what it means
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to be a friend.
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You hungry?
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I thought you didn't like corporate chain restaurants.
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This one is family owned.
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So now you love sausages and hot dogs?
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It's comfort food, Ray.
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I don't know if you could tell,
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but I could use a little comfort.
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Yeah, I see.
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Men suck sometimes.
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A lot of times, frankly.
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Will you pass the mustard, please?
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Ugh. Fuck.
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I'm gonna get laid off.
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Oh my God. I'm sorry.
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I'll manage.
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Look, Ray, come on.
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Let's just focus, all right?
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Let's just focus. We'll work twice as hard,
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every day, all night. We can put our minds to it.
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We've got the gumption.
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We're unbreakable.
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Come on, Ray. We can rule the world.
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Tanya...
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you've got a good soul.
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It'll be okay. Professional kind of like a threesome.
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Kind of like a threesome, huh?
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You ever been in a threesome?
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Every one I've ever been in,
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the other two people screw
while all I do is bring them water.
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Lenore is a bottom feeder, Ray.
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She can't understand Happiness Consultants.
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She's the most unhappy person I know.
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Oh God. Don't you want to bring
happiness into the world?
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At least on some level?
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Sure, Tanya.
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But right now,
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I'll settle for a living.
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So there I was in a fancy hotel bar
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wearing a suit I hated even more than the last one.
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Did I make the right call?
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What would Ernie Banks have done?
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Welcome to the majors, Ray.
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Okay, this one is a natural blonde
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with a great body and a lousy life.
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She hasn't had a good lay in ages.
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She's a little nervous, but I think it's gonna be okay.
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Just do your thing.
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She's gonna meet you upstairs in half an hour
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in room 435.
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You look good.
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There are moments in your life
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when you realize God is joking.
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He's up there...
401
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,801
Hell, maybe she's up there...
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00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,100
laughing her head off.
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00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:31,801
Either way you're fucked.
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00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,868
Hello?
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00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,467
Hey, Jess. It's me, Ray.
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00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,167
I... is everything okay?
407
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,567
Everything's fine, yeah.
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00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:56,100
Is there something wrong with the kids?
Kids are fine.
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00:22:56,134 --> 00:22:59,067
I just... I'm calling to say hi.
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00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:04,000
Just wanted to see how you're doing.
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00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,467
How you doing, Jess?
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I'm fine, Ray.
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I'm a little busy. I'm with my mother.
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We're at the mall.
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At the mall, huh?
416
00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:21,033
Yeah.
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00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,601
I mean, what do you want, Ray?
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Nothing.
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00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:29,701
I mean, if this is about the kids moving back in with you,
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this really isn't the time.
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I'm not calling about the kids, Jess.
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00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:43,467
Actually...
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I think you're a pretty good mom.
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Okay?
425
00:23:50,033 --> 00:23:52,100
Don't use reverse psychology on me.
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00:23:52,134 --> 00:23:53,900
I know you want them back.
427
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,300
No, stop it, Jess. Please, just drop it.
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00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,000
I think you're a good mom.
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00:23:58,033 --> 00:24:00,501
And i...
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00:24:00,534 --> 00:24:04,167
I think I'm a pretty good dad too.
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00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,401
Why are you saying all this, Ray?
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00:24:11,801 --> 00:24:13,567
I don't know.
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00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:18,100
Sometimes it's good
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00:24:18,134 --> 00:24:20,367
to tell people the truth.
435
00:24:21,734 --> 00:24:23,601
You know?
436
00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:26,167
Someone you've known for a long time.
437
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,167
Oh.
438
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,300
Okay.
439
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,334
Jess?
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00:24:47,367 --> 00:24:49,834
You there?
441
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,634
I'm here.
442
00:25:08,134 --> 00:25:10,501
Thanks for picking up the phone
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00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,534
it wasn't always the case, you know?
444
00:25:17,868 --> 00:25:19,734
No.
445
00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,834
No.
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00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:27,401
Ray, I've got to go.
447
00:25:27,434 --> 00:25:29,334
My... my mother
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00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:31,768
is waving for me to join her.
449
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,967
Well, you...
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00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,134
you tell your mom
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00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:42,534
That I said hi.
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I will.
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00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:32,701
I used to have a family.
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I used to have a wife,
455
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kids, a house, a job.
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00:26:37,634 --> 00:26:40,634
Now, well...
457
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,401
now I had my dick...
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a dick and a dream.
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If that's not the American way,
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00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:49,000
what is?
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