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[Camille] Last
season on Harlem...
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Everybody's got that one person
they built their lives out for.
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- For me, it's...
- For me, that's you.
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We did the blow-up.
Do you wanna rebuild?
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[Angie] I am falling
for him so hard.
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That's Michael.
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My mom tried to fix us
up and said that we'd be,
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like, a perfect match.
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And now he's with you?
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What is that supposed to mean?
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What is that supposed to mean?
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In my career, I
know what I want.
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And you made it very clear
that that is not at Columbia.
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I'm gonna fulfill my
contractual commitment,
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and then after that, I must go.
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[Tye] I'm trying to be more
open to something real.
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But while I'm looking
for Mrs. Right,
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I can still fuck
like Ms. Wrong.
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Ian and Camille are
done with the drama.
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Hm.
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Oh, no.
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[both] Drama returns.
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I don't know if I can have kids.
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Cami, shit!
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[Quinn] Isabela dumped me.
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Why won't anyone love me?
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So you're gay now?
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I'm still trying to
figure it out, OK?
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[Angie] There are a lot of
reasons to be with Mike.
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Quinn is too big of
a reason to not be.
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How is Angie?
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I haven't spoken to her
since she broke up with me.
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She said that you come first.
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Look, I'm in love with her.
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Camille, what did you do?
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It's like every time
something is going so good,
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I just have to mess it up.
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Why all the self-sabotaging?
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What is he doing here?
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He is waiting for
his girlfriend.
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Will you marry me?
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[Tye] We are reaching out to
the polyamorous community,
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and I am launching
Q's sister site, P.
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Tye?
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What are you doing here?
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Zoe, sorry we woke you.
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Tye, how do you know my mom?
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I have spent so much of my life
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trying to be whoever
someone interested in me
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wanted me to be.
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But I need to figure
out who I actually am.
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To Camille and her
Black Joy exhibit.
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To an amazing opening reception.
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I don't know if I'm
ready to let her go.
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My work is changing.
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And this is the baby
I want, maybe forever.
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Being a father, that's my dream.
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I ain't ready to give that up.
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We came all this
way to say goodbye?
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[doctor] You're totally fine.
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And so is your baby.
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[upbeat music]
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[Camille] In many
cultures, there are rituals
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for the sole purpose
of providing closure,
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saying a final goodbye.
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In saying goodbye,
we make a clean break
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to make room for new
opportunities, new life.
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All right.
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The rest of your stuff.
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Yeah.
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You know, I could have
just came by and got these.
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I know.
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It was arm day at the
gym anyway, you know.
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Heavy ass books gave me a
little early head start.
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Pumping that iron. [chuckles]
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Mm.
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So you said it was arm day.
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Yeah, what? They
look small to you?
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No, they look healthy.
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- Bigger?
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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Wait, wait! Wait.
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- What?
- Right.
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We said we can't
be together, right?
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- Yeah.
- Right, yeah, OK.
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But just because we can't
be together, be together
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doesn't mean we can't...
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I mean, we're still human.
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We are.
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We could just be
purely physical.
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Like cardio.
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Yeah, so all those in
favor of ex sex, say aye.
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Aye.
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Hey, hey.
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[chuckling]
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Yeah.
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[singer] ♪ He like
that color on my lips ♪
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♪ Terracotta, yeah ♪
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[Camille] But what happens
when there's no room for new
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because that goodbye is
neither clean nor final?
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[singer] ♪ He like
that color on my lips ♪
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♪ Terracotta, yeah ♪
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♪ Hacienda, hacienda ♪
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♪ Tell me it's mine
forever, mine forever ♪
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♪ I can teach you
everything you don't know ♪
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♪ That you don't know ♪
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[Camille] Sometimes
goodbye takes a while.
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It can take days, weeks...
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months, even.
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[singer] ♪ He like that color
on my lips, terracotta, yeah ♪
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♪ He said, whoa, I
got too much drip ♪
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♪ Water-water, yeah ♪♪
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[moaning]
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[both panting]
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Hmm, mm.
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Goddang.
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[chuckles]
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I'm hungry.
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Yeah, that tracks.
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Yeah.
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Should we get something to eat?
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Oh, shit. I gotta go.
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It's later than I thought.
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I'm meeting, uh...
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someone.
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Oh.
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I'm just...
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I'm seeing some... I'm
seeing some people.
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Plural?
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- Some people.
- Yeah.
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Wow. OK.
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Well, that's...
that's cool for you.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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So who are these people?
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You said we weren't
gonna do all that.
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Right. No, we did say
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that we're not gonna
talk about specifics
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of each other's situations.
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Yeah.
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[clears throat]
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Well, I am gonna
get in the shower.
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All right, I'ma hop
in the shower too.
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Well, back at my place.
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- Not here with you.
- Right.
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I'm saying I'ma go
home and shower.
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No, yeah, I mean, you
should probably shower
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alone at home if you're
gonna meet people.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, so I'm gonna do that.
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Yeah, but, you know, I could...
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I could go again
later, you know,
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if you're not still
out with people.
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I can swing back later
on and get you right.
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[both chuckle]
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- [grunts]
- [clears throat]
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[soft music]
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[laughs]
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[singer] ♪ Nobody fucks
me like you ever could ♪
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♪ I ain't had it
in a long time ♪
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♪ Well, we're on time,
let me fuck you ♪
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♪ Love me from moonshine ♪
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♪ To your morning wood ♪
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[line ringing, beeping]
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[Ian] Hey, leave
it at the beep.
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[beep]
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Hi, Ian.
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Um, it's been two months
since I've been waiting
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for you to come back
and get me right.
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You can't have ex sex
without the sex or the ex.
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[laughs] Yeah, call me back.
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And sometimes you're
left wondering
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if goodbye is
masquerading as silence.
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[sighs]
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[singer] ♪ Blow my back out ♪
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♪ Show and act out ♪
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[camera shutter clicks]
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♪ But you beat it up
like I'm your enemy ♪
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- Yeah.
- [message blips]
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[singer] ♪ Wet the floor, no ♪
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♪ But I miss the way... ♪
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Should I have done that?
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No.
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Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
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- Why isn't he answering?
- [phone dings]
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Oh, oh, oh. OK, OK. OK.
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[singer] ♪ Love me
from moonshine ♪
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♪ To your morning wood ♪♪
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Seriously?
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- [phone rings]
- [gasps] Oh, wow.
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Hey, Dr. Pruitt.
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Yeah, yeah, I could be
there in 30 minutes.
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[laughs] Nothing.
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[upbeat music]
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OK, bye.
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♪ ♪
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OK, so it's not done yet,
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but just a few tiny alterations,
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and then it's perfect.
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Fuck me.
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How do you make me look
even better every time?
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Oh, you are kind.
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Oh, Quinn, I am really not.
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[laughs]
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I'm glad you like it.
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You just make sure that you
tell your friends about me.
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Eventually.
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This will be ready
by next week, right?
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Absolutely.
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Perfect.
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Do you have Daddy's card?
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Yeah, I, um...
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I've been meaning to ask you,
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is this your daddy,
like your father,
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or is it like your zaddy?
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No biological ties.
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He's just someone who
knows how special I am.
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But no feelings, just fun...
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and all on his expense account.
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I like where your head is.
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Yeah?
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OK.
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Well, then tomorrow
night, make yourself free.
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It's a leftovers
party at my place.
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Very exclusive.
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Oh, I don't know about
a party full of exes.
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If that's the case,
your place better fit
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half of the men of
Manhattan and one woman.
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No, no exes.
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Just a few non-crazy
single friends
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that you can
personally vouch for.
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Ooh, fun.
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I have a couple of friends
that fit that bill.
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OK, perfect.
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Then I'll text you the deets.
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Good.
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You know, I'm making you rich.
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Yeah, let's see if I
can find you a daddy.
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[laughs]
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Zaddy.
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[laughs]
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[hip-hop music]
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[singer] ♪ Make it
rain, I want the rice ♪
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♪ Whips, chains, Birkins ♪
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♪ Diamond rings,
[indistinct], more rings... ♪♪
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Ah, thank you for
being so prompt.
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Thank you for
actually inviting me.
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Well, look at us.
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It's a day of firsts.
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Yeah.
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And speaking of firsts, I
have to tell you I was wrong.
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Do you remember a while
back, we were here,
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and I told you I didn't think
you were ready for tenure?
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Yeah.
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I was wrong.
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You have no idea how
happy that makes me.
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And you don't know
how uncomfortable
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those tears make me.
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Ugh.
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- Oh.
- No.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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OK. Girl, you
need to sit down.
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- OK. OK.
- Just sit.
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Oh!
265
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,847
So does that mean
you're staying?
266
00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,433
Oh, no, I got to go.
267
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,518
Well, that means I got
to take my hug back.
268
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,312
You know, I hate hugging people.
269
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:09,358
I have really, really enjoyed
my time here at Columbia.
270
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:14,780
You know, but I
need a clean break.
271
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,784
I need to grow. I
need to graduate.
272
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,912
But the time that I have
spent working with you
273
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:25,541
has been one of
my greatest joys.
274
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,917
[chuckles] One.
275
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,711
One of your greatest joys?
276
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:31,630
Yes, except for when you
threw me out the house, well.
277
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,008
You know what? I'm gonna
take that compliment.
278
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,093
And I'm gonna say thank you.
279
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,179
And I'll be here if you need me.
280
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,182
Could I need you to write
the foreword for my book?
281
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,516
[gasps]
282
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,310
I got the first installment
in my advance yesterday,
283
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,771
and I cannot tell you
how good it feels.
284
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,439
Congratulations.
I've been there.
285
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,191
Yes, absolutely, I
will do that for you.
286
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,442
Yes! OK.
287
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,402
Have you settled on a subject?
288
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,197
Musings on Dating
289
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,201
from a Modern Black
Anthropologist.
290
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,661
I mean, it's like musings...
291
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,038
That's not the title, right?
292
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,456
I mean, I thought
it was very catchy.
293
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,582
You're gonna have to change that
294
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,708
if I'm gonna write the foreword.
295
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,918
OK.
296
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,129
So is this goodbye?
297
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,633
Uh, to Columbia, but
you're stuck with me.
298
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,009
What a pity.
299
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,010
You're gonna be stuck with me.
300
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,428
Yeah, I... I know.
301
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,181
[laughs] Oh, ooh!
302
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,102
Yeah, you know what?
303
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,523
[soft music]
304
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,861
Everyone loved your idea for P.
305
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,364
It's one of the best pitches
we've seen in a while.
306
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,532
Really?
307
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,742
Like, really?
308
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,578
Like, yeah. [laughs]
309
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,288
I'm sorry. I mean,
I just thought
310
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,164
your company was
the longest shot.
311
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,876
I mean, I am asking for
quite a bit of money,
312
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,796
and y'all don't usually
invest in this type of thing.
313
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,507
True, but your idea
is not just brilliant.
314
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,468
We need to support tech
by more people of color.
315
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,929
They have to be sick of me
saying that in meetings,
316
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,765
which is why it was so
refreshing to hear your pitch.
317
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,018
You know P is a
dating app, right?
318
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,896
You know as much as I
do how important it is
319
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,357
to create safe online
and real life spaces
320
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,025
for queer people of color.
321
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:19,196
Your work isn't just
political. It's necessary.
322
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,490
You're pretty incredible, Tye.
323
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,367
Wow.
324
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,996
I don't know what to
say, except thank you.
325
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,456
Don't thank me yet.
326
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,999
I mean, I'm pretty sure
I can push this through,
327
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,501
but I'm just waiting
on the final signoff.
328
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,545
I was dead-ass wrong.
329
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,714
Was sure you brought me
here to say it was a no,
330
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,258
but didn't want to make
a scene in the office.
331
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,343
But I prefer a
scene in the café?
332
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,179
Maybe that was a bad idea too.
333
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,307
- [both laugh]
- No, rejections are on email.
334
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,393
No chance of a scene there.
335
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,729
But, um, I can't imagine
336
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,523
you have much experience
getting rejected.
337
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:03,408
So thank you for the
update. [chuckles]
338
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,578
This coffee is good.
339
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,748
Coffee is good.
340
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,750
So are cocktails.
341
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,293
Tomorrow night?
342
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,378
Um, I'm... I'm sorry.
343
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,297
I'm not currently dating.
344
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,258
I'm doing the whole solo
lady thing for a while.
345
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,468
What? Oh. [laughs]
346
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,638
No, no, I wasn't... no.
347
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,889
I... [laughs]
348
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,099
Tomorrow, the team and I
349
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,310
usually grab a drink
after work at Antico.
350
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,853
You know, the
little Italian place
351
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,438
in the lobby of our building?
352
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,856
No carbon footprint.
353
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,274
We're already there.
354
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,236
Also, if those aren't the
best damn breadsticks.
355
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,154
I'm sorry if I assumed that.
356
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,322
No, no, I'm sorry.
357
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,990
I just thought you
wanted to get in
358
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,408
some face time with the team.
359
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,911
Yeah, well, maybe I'll swing by.
360
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,205
Love some team face time.
361
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,164
That sounded vaguely dirty.
362
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,710
Vague is my favorite
kind of dirt.
363
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:04,385
I'm sorry, Mike, but
I'm still saying no.
364
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,679
After all I just did for you?
365
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,973
You left it all on
the field for sure.
366
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,267
You were the quarterback,
the running back,
367
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:14,436
and you let me throw it back.
368
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:18,107
But I'm still saying
no to getting married
369
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,318
in some banquet
room in some hotel.
370
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,654
It's a duplex penthouse
at the Waldorf.
371
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,949
Yes, but it's, you know, me.
372
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,743
And after seeing
Renaissance a third time,
373
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,454
oh, we have to
rethink everything.
374
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,957
So you keep saying, but
I don't know a priest
375
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,792
who's gonna wanna
have backup dancers.
376
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,795
Mm, a smart one.
377
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,964
But we've only been
engaged a few months.
378
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,759
Can't we enjoy it
before planning?
379
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,595
Baby, you know New York
and weddings, right?
380
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,305
Everything good is
booked for years.
381
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,432
Oh, damn the gays. [chuckles]
382
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,394
The moment they could do it,
everything good got scooped up.
383
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,229
Could you at least
384
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,231
look at the options my
assistant sent over?
385
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,859
Sure.
386
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:07,406
But I'm not trying to
think about that right now.
387
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,284
What are you thinking
about right now?
388
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,286
[singer] ♪ Put it on
me if you want to ♪
389
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,872
Dick. And the D.
390
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,458
The D and the dick
morning, noon, and night
391
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,084
is all I think about.
392
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,669
I'm turning into Angie.
393
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,796
Who just bailed on us again!
394
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,133
I hate when women
abandon plans for a man,
395
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,843
which is to say, I hate old me.
396
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,511
But, you know, we
really can't blame her,
397
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,430
because she is getting the D.
398
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,183
All of a sudden, Ian is
really busy with work,
399
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,768
so I sexted him, you know,
400
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,354
the lady equivalent of a
dick pic, the clit pic.
401
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,731
All I got back was a thumbs up.
402
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,025
I thought that you
were finally moving on.
403
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,276
I did.
404
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,569
I moved.
405
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,695
It's just sex.
406
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,989
But it's still just
Ian and no one else.
407
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,618
Yes, but with Ian,
there is no surprises.
408
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,619
I mean, he knows my body.
409
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,120
I don't have to
teach him anything.
410
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,249
He texts, he comes,
we come, he goes.
411
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,417
Postmates for penis.
412
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,585
Exactly!
413
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,545
And I don't have to worry
about getting, like,
414
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,339
super gonorrhea from some rando.
415
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,174
OK, since you're
asking for advice...
416
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,342
- I am?
- [Tye] She wasn't.
417
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,885
I think it's time
to decenter dicks
418
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,136
and focus on us.
419
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,514
The smartest thing
I ever did was
420
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,767
put loving myself ahead of
obsessing over my love life.
421
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,810
Oh?
422
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,687
And you know what I realized?
423
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,147
I'm dope as hell.
424
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,233
Yes! Yes!
425
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,609
Talk your shit!
426
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,319
You're Quinn
Motherfuckin' Joseph.
427
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,113
I'm Quinn Motherfuckin'
Joseph, bitch!
428
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,739
Yes!
429
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,118
And now that I know that, I
can focus on fully being me.
430
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,327
Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,287
That sounds amazing,
432
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,622
but who's gonna lick my pussy?
433
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,039
[Tye] Exactly.
434
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,209
I mean, I would kill
for some good head.
435
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,794
Hell, even some mediocre head,
436
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,463
but Tye's celiba-season
continues.
437
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,341
Two months, three
weeks, and counting.
438
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,387
I do not know how you've been
celibate for this many months.
439
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,931
Tye, how do you know my mom?
440
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,850
How do you know my daughter?
441
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,311
Realizing you're sleeping with
your girlfriend's daughter
442
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,230
does wonders for self-control.
443
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,525
Mm, self-control
or self-punishment?
444
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,485
Why is she dragging
us to the Red Table?
445
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,612
Tye, you made a mistake.
446
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,197
What is being
celibate going to do?
447
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,031
Make me better.
448
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,577
I mean, if I wasn't
just trying to get laid,
449
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,412
I would have never
messed with Zoe.
450
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,289
And I wouldn't have
ruined things with Aimee.
451
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,914
- Mm.
- I really liked Aimee.
452
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,169
I liked her too, until
she called me a clown
453
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,171
and kindly asked me
454
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,214
to stop terrorizing
women all over Harlem.
455
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,382
Ooh.
456
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,717
[Tye] We could
have had something.
457
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,844
Quitting sex is not gonna
magically change you.
458
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,637
For the record, I
prefer messy Quinn.
459
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,723
I'm just saying.
460
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,558
Try being honest
and open for love.
461
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,643
Negative. If I'm being honest,
462
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,812
I would be face-deep
in this chick Eva
463
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,230
I had lunch with earlier.
464
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,523
Ooh.
465
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,109
She is fine, and I think
she was feeling me.
466
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,611
I mean, who isn't?
467
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,613
And I'm saying I think
you should go for it.
468
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,157
And I'm saying no, I shouldn't.
469
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,326
Listen, if I'm gonna
fuck it up with a woman,
470
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,369
it's not gonna fuck with my bag.
471
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,747
I mean, maybe if I
was broke and single
472
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,874
and had nothing to
lose like Camille,
473
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,459
I'd be scrolling
through my old work too,
474
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,252
trying to find a temporary hit.
475
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,587
But no.
476
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,380
You're lucky I only
heard half of that
477
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,925
through all of my chewing
of these fantastic fries.
478
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,260
[Tye] Ooh. Well, bitch,
you better swallow now.
479
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,179
Your old work is here.
480
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,348
[Quinn] Ooh, what
are the odds?
481
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,350
Like, 100%... something
opens in Harlem,
482
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,310
and you know everybody's
gonna be there.
483
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,939
Ian! Ian!
484
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,191
[Tye] Oh, well. [chuckles]
485
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,109
Let me tell you,
Ian with a new boo
486
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,111
was not on my bingo
card for this year.
487
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,072
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not a new boo.
488
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,406
That's Portia.
489
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,825
She's probably only in
town for the weekend.
490
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,076
They grew up together.
491
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,703
She's literally like a sister.
492
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,622
What?
493
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,626
[dramatic music]
494
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,212
She ain't kiss him
like she his sister.
495
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,505
I mean, maybe she's just
496
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:52,965
making sure she's
not his sister.
497
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,509
Bitch.
498
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,431
OK, OK, OK.
499
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,101
- You know what?
- [Quinn] Camille.
500
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,894
Real classy, Ian.
501
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,188
It was just supposed
to be no-drama ex sex,
502
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,898
but you made it weird.
503
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,818
Just wave, fucking
fuckface asshole.
504
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,487
Uh... uh... uh, maybe count
to five before you press Send.
505
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,072
[message blips]
506
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,782
- It's too late. Shit.
- [Tye gasps]
507
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,409
How about this?
508
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,244
The two of you guys release
the drama of the past
509
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,454
and come with me to a
leftovers party tomorrow night.
510
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,747
Yeah, no.
511
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,624
I am locking myself inside
512
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,294
and never coming out ever again.
513
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,755
Fucking phone autocorrected
"ex sex" to "Ex-Lax."
514
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,257
- [Tye laughs]
- Which you know what?
515
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,593
It's still fitting, considering
he's so full of shit!
516
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,511
- OK.
- OK, I'm gonna take that,
517
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,388
and you are coming to the party.
518
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,806
Don't get us kicked
out of this place.
519
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,308
It just opened.
520
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,476
[upbeat music]
521
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,645
[Quinn] Girl, please
just admit it.
522
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,938
The only reason that
you're here tonight
523
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,607
is because Michael had
somewhere else to go.
524
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,818
Girl, admit how much
you are happy to see me.
525
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,570
- I am.
- And I thought you liked Mike.
526
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,779
I do.
527
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,907
You almost fucked him at
one point until I won.
528
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,618
[laughs] Girl, please.
529
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,329
It's just ever since you
moved out, we rarely see you.
530
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,122
I know. I'm sorry.
531
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,332
We just love each other.
532
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,750
Mm.
533
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,543
But consider me sat
in next week's brunch.
534
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,878
OK.
535
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,880
And Saturday for girls'
night at the club?
536
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048
I will be there.
537
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,841
And I'll look even better
than I do right now,
538
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,384
if that's even possible.
539
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,844
You do look good.
540
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,347
Y'all, this girl Lala's
bathroom is the size
541
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,223
of an airplane
hangar, and she's got
542
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,726
one of those Japanese toilets
that blow water up your cooch.
543
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,269
You don't need
batteries for that.
544
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,146
Mm, and I know what
I'll be doing later.
545
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,190
- Same.
- OK?
546
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,985
Oh, and I know who one of
you will be doing later.
547
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:37,986
Oh.
548
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,655
OK, so to recap,
this bitch has money
549
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,740
and some fine-ass friends.
550
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,951
Spoken like a true bride-to-be.
551
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,620
Looking is not cheating.
552
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,163
Look at this.
553
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,375
Look who finally decided to
grace me with his response.
554
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,960
[all] Fucking Ian.
555
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,378
Oh, my God. And
it's a voice memo?
556
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,754
That's never good.
557
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,381
Girl, we are in a
sea of elite cock.
558
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,299
- Fuck Ian.
- That's the problem, girl.
559
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,009
- She did.
- Touché.
560
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,095
I need to go somewhere where
I can actually hear this.
561
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,846
- Don't judge me.
- Millie, no.
562
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,473
Girl, do better.
563
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,350
I mean, honestly,
are we destined
564
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,978
to remain in the Ian
and Camille drama
565
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,479
for the rest of our lives?
566
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,314
- What do you think?
- I'm gonna say no.
567
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:17,860
Like, I really want
to say no, but alas.
568
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,654
My, my, my.
569
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,531
Does Johnny Gill have a
younger, hotter brother?
570
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,699
Hi.
571
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,617
And bye.
572
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,202
Girl, when they're that
small, they just lay there
573
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,954
like a starfish
and make you work.
574
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,122
Oh, my God.
575
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,582
And he has a serious
case of the smallcox.
576
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,835
Does he really? How
can you tell that?
577
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,587
Yeah, it's all about the
ratio from foot to leg.
578
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,381
And... nah, bitch, I fucked him.
579
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,008
[laughter]
580
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,968
Quinn, there you are.
581
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,137
Have you met my friend Seth?
582
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,055
I have not.
583
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,516
Um, it's a pleasure.
584
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,184
The pleasure is mine.
585
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,395
We have edibles at the bar.
586
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,397
Oh, is that a statement
or an invitation?
587
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,400
It doesn't matter. I'm down.
588
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,652
[chuckles]
589
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,571
I feel like I got a
small window of time
590
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,906
to win you over before
somebody else does.
591
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,701
So you want to win me?
592
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,745
I mean, I'd like to try.
593
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,747
You look like a prize to me.
594
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,873
- Really?
- Yeah.
595
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:13,999
How so?
596
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,251
It's your eyes.
597
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:21,173
Sexy, smoldering, genuine.
598
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,884
What's your sign?
599
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,968
I'm a Cancer.
600
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:25,928
Cancer.
601
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,095
What?
602
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,555
I love Cancers.
603
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,098
Somehow knowing how
not to give a fuck
604
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,560
about anything
while simultaneously
605
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,020
giving a fuck about everything.
606
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,271
[laughs]
607
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:41,568
OK, you are very,
very good at this.
608
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,529
That mean I'm winning?
609
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,950
It means the window opened
up just a little bit more.
610
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,915
Yes!
611
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,958
Go, best friend.
That's my best friend.
612
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,335
Ooh!
613
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,295
[Ian] All right, first
of all, I don't have to
614
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,713
say hi to you every
time I see you.
615
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,173
And I didn't even see you.
616
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,508
And let your friends know
they don't gotta give me
617
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,093
a death stare if
I'm kissing someone.
618
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,719
We're not together
anymore, remember?
619
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,970
[line beeps]
620
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,806
Bitch, you just said
that you ain't see me.
621
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,641
[keys clacking, line ringing]
622
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:15,018
Ho-ho, and now you're
sending me to voicemail? OK.
623
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,604
First of all, don't start a
message with "first of all,"
624
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:18,939
because that's
inflammatory language,
625
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,148
which basically
means that you're
626
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,566
trying to start some shit.
627
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,859
Fuck. Record. OK.
628
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,404
Hi, Ian. I just
want you to know...
629
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,572
fuck!
630
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,740
Because it's a problem.
631
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,825
Because the way he
acts is a problem.
632
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:30,951
Oh, it's still record...
633
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:33,036
You know what, Ian? Fuck you.
634
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,913
I can just tell him to his face
635
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,499
'cause I'm going to his house,
and I'ma tell him to his face.
636
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,710
An MLB player at
a leftovers party.
637
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,379
Now, that is new.
638
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,922
Well, it's Lala's
leftover party,
639
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,090
which mean everybody in here
640
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,550
been vetted within a
inch of their lives.
641
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,468
That is true. [laughs]
642
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,220
You must be one of
her new friends.
643
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,097
Pretty new.
644
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,850
So you think we could
be new friends too?
645
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:57,853
- Maybe.
- Maybe?
646
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,730
Like, maybe as in you don't
know you feeling me yet?
647
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,275
'Cause I could step my game
up for the right woman.
648
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,860
Well, step it up, then!
649
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,778
[both laugh]
650
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,030
No, um, I feel like
651
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:13,076
I'm in a place in my life
where I'm focused on myself.
652
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,495
I'm down to have fun,
653
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:20,333
but just the kind that has
no pretenses, no labels,
654
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,835
no strings attached.
655
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,253
I'm like you.
656
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,463
I don't really wanna be
tied down to one person.
657
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,382
Well, that is perfect,
658
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,551
because I don't want
anyone tying me down.
659
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,969
Mm.
660
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,722
I might want somebody
to tie me up, though.
661
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:34,806
See, we can arrange that.
662
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,267
[♪ Floyd Fuji: "Saturday"]
663
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,768
[singer] ♪ It's a 9 to 5 ♪
664
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,103
- [message dings]
- [sighs]
665
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,938
Damn.
666
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,733
[singer] ♪ For you and
I to get it right ♪♪
667
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,694
[grunting]
668
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:48,863
[exhales]
669
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,324
[sighs]
670
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:55,327
[humming catchy tune]
671
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,705
It's eight damn
o'clock, and I'm in bed?
672
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,249
One drink won't hurt. [laughs]
673
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,377
[indistinct chatter]
674
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,671
[Eva] And everyone has
excelled in the office,
675
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:07,839
especially you.
676
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,174
- Eva.
- [Eva] One sec.
677
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,425
Tye.
678
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,844
Hey.
679
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,721
[laughs]
680
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:15,931
Did they call you already?
681
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,849
Who?
682
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,099
Business affairs.
683
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,392
We're officially in.
684
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,852
No.
685
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,395
Just pretend to be surprised
when they call you next week.
686
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,356
Oh, fake surprise
is my specialty.
687
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,024
[gasps] That's great.
688
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,401
Wow, I'm stunned!
689
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,070
[laughter]
690
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,613
Seriously, Eva, thank you.
691
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:32,822
Oh, no, it wasn't me.
692
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,074
It was you.
693
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,743
Your pitch, your
great track record...
694
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,869
that did it.
695
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,412
I just gave them
the push for them
696
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,914
to do what they knew was right.
697
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,999
And now I get to work
with another Black woman.
698
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,125
How lucky am I?
699
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,003
I feel the same.
700
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,423
And I owe you an apology.
701
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:53,510
I'm sorry if I made
you feel uncomfortable.
702
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:57,973
I was flirting, which
I never do at work.
703
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:01,518
You're just so overwhelming
in all the best ways.
704
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:04,980
I got caught up, and, um,
I thought I felt a vibe.
705
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,565
Oh, you definitely
did. [laughs]
706
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,026
But I have to be honest.
707
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:14,281
I am one big red flag
708
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,865
with a side of mess.
709
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,742
[laughs] Who isn't?
710
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,869
Oh, no, I'm a special
kind of toxic.
711
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:24,207
In fact, I am the star
of that site, SheBToxic.
712
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:28,461
I also just recently got
a divorce from my husband,
713
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,588
who I abandoned
for over 10 years,
714
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,757
and had a breakup with a
woman once we found out that
715
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,718
my jump-off was her daughter.
716
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:36,761
Yeah, it's like a Maury episode.
717
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,473
So, um, you seem amazing,
718
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,183
but I don't wanna
fuck your life up.
719
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,311
Babe, it's just a drink.
720
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,730
Always starts out that way.
721
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:50,483
Then bam, hot mess.
722
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,193
So don't get messy.
723
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,653
Easier said than done.
724
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,655
Mm, nah, I don't think so.
725
00:26:55,656 --> 00:27:00,368
It's just... you make
a different choice.
726
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,703
Mm.
727
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:04,164
Let me get you a drink.
728
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,083
I'm buying.
729
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,377
[banging on door]
730
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,713
[mellow music]
731
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,382
Ugh.
732
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,263
[laughing]
733
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:22,307
Camille.
734
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,767
Wow, um, hi.
735
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,226
Hi.
736
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,187
Wow, Portia, you look great.
737
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,229
It's been a long time.
738
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,190
We should hang.
739
00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:30,482
Hey, is Ian there?
740
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,609
Um, is everything OK?
741
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,652
Yeah, you know, he's just
not answering his phone.
742
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,196
- Oh.
- We could talk...
743
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,364
It's on, so...
744
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,324
Oh! Hi, Ian.
745
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,451
Hey.
746
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,620
There he is.
747
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:44,829
I'll be in a sec, baby.
748
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,289
Yeah. Good night.
749
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,540
It's good to see you, girl.
750
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:48,584
[Portia] Yep.
751
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,213
Girl, showing up like this
unannounced isn't cool.
752
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,632
And neither the fuck is
your wack-ass voice memo
753
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,217
and your thumbs up to my clit.
754
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,676
OK, I knew it.
755
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,387
I knew you wasn't gonna
be able to handle this.
756
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:03,056
[laughing] Oh, please.
757
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:04,599
OK, you know what?
758
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,559
That's so crazy that it
needs three syllables...
759
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,479
nih-ih-gah, puh-lease.
760
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,689
This is not about me
not handling something.
761
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,149
You were the one
who's acting weird
762
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,442
and acting like
you didn't see me.
763
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,693
Yeah, well, I see you now.
764
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,112
Well, yeah!
765
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:18,947
Since you here, you
should probably know
766
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:21,616
I'm seeing Portia now.
767
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:22,826
OK, the rules.
768
00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,119
I don't need to know
who you're fucking.
769
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,870
It's different.
770
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,456
I mean, we're exclusive.
771
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,208
I mean, it's serious.
772
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,085
[scoffs]
773
00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,086
Really, Ian?
774
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,254
After two months?
775
00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:35,505
Yeah, when people
know what they want,
776
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,465
things move kind of quick.
777
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,926
Why waste time?
778
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,553
So is that what I was doing?
779
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,221
Wasting your time?
780
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,931
I'm just saying, since
Portia came back to Harlem,
781
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:47,016
we clicked, like, on
a different level.
782
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,685
You know, we grew up together.
783
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,395
Things are different with us.
784
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:53,606
We're starting a
life together now.
785
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,733
Well, good for you, Ian.
786
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,360
But couldn't you have
just maybe told me
787
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,945
instead of leaving me hanging,
788
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,113
waiting for me to see you
789
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:01,489
with your tongue down
someone else's throat?
790
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,782
Camille, we're
not even together.
791
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,325
I don't know what you
want from me, all right?
792
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,035
But if you showed up
just to hear it from me,
793
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,954
then here it is: we're done.
794
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,289
We're done.
795
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,417
Sexting, ex sexing, or whatever.
796
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,085
OK.
797
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,336
All right.
798
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,172
- I could do you one better.
- [phone beeps]
799
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:19,132
- You blocked!
- Mm.
800
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,301
- Blocked!
- All right, Camille.
801
00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:22,636
Asshole.
802
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:31,937
[Seth] Damn.
803
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,271
Dressed already?
804
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,772
I'm almost offended.
805
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,774
Did I not deliver on
the fun last night?
806
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,654
Oh, you delivered,
and then some.
807
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:45,450
It's just that I have
a full day ahead,
808
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:48,620
so coffee?
809
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,621
Definitely.
810
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:50,831
Thank you.
811
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,833
[phone ringing]
812
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,960
Shit.
813
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,129
Yo.
814
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,632
Lost? What do you
mean, it's lost?
815
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,009
How the fuck am I supposed to
get dressed for the ceremony?
816
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,011
Did you call Carli?
817
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,513
Straight to voicemail?
818
00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,764
Look, keep calling her.
819
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:10,058
And let me know as soon
as you get her, all right?
820
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,559
[sighs]
821
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,228
Fuck!
822
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:15,230
OK.
823
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,524
Sounds like someone might
need a little space.
824
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:18,608
My bad, Quinn.
825
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,027
I didn't mean to
blow up like that.
826
00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:23,279
I'm going to the ESPYs tonight.
827
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,281
The garment bag my
stylist sent to the hotel
828
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:28,034
is somehow missing, and
she's nowhere to be found.
829
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,410
If only there were, like,
830
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,746
a million men's clothing
stores in New York.
831
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,122
Oh, wait.
832
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,999
Yeah, see, I don't shop.
833
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,751
That's why I hired Carli.
834
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,253
She knows my sizes.
835
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:41,714
All my suits are
custom-made to fit.
836
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,633
OK.
837
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:46,261
How about this?
838
00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:49,138
Call Bergdorf and ask for
personal shopper Jessica.
839
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,432
Only Jessica because the
others are way too slow,
840
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,185
and they're not very good
with darker skin tones.
841
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,770
Give her your hotel information.
842
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,397
She's gonna get
your measurements,
843
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:01,317
pull a few options, and
then I will alter anything
844
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,069
so that it fits you like custom.
845
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,446
And this doesn't mess up the
whole no-strings-attached,
846
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,906
fun-only thing?
847
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:10,410
Well, here's the thing.
848
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:14,539
I am a designer, so
fashion is fun for me.
849
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,292
And consider it a thank you,
850
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,793
you know, for the
orgasm last night?
851
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:21,254
It's been a long time
since a woman surprised me.
852
00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:24,465
Well, that's just it.
I'm not just any woman.
853
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,760
I'm Quinn Motherfuckin' Joseph.
854
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,555
[Camille] Saying goodbye
isn't always to others.
855
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,808
It can also be to
who we used to be.
856
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:36,811
And it is in this spirit
857
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:40,440
that I say goodbye to all of you
858
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:42,692
and to Columbia University.
859
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:45,695
[applause]
860
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:49,032
[♪ Aqyila: "Effortlessly"]
861
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,952
[singer] ♪ Take a
breath and just, ah ♪
862
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,621
♪ Woosah ♪
863
00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:58,791
[Camille] But letting go
can also mean letting in,
864
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:02,712
making space for something new.
865
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,631
[singer] ♪ Effortlessly ♪
866
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:08,134
♪ What's on its way
will not miss me ♪
867
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,594
♪ Effortlessly ♪♪
868
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:10,970
[Quinn] OK.
869
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:14,474
Now, that is a perfect fit.
870
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:15,850
You know I owe you, right?
871
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,769
Trust and believe
that I will bill you.
872
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:20,980
Trust and believe that I
already know you're worth it.
873
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,232
I'll be back.
874
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:26,569
How you doing?
875
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:28,196
Seth Rankin, great season.
876
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:31,032
Man, 48 homers, 130 RBIs.
877
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:33,826
How does it feel to be back
at the top of your game?
878
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,119
It's unreal.
879
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,622
I'm grateful for all
my guys, and of course,
880
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,082
the city of Chicago.
881
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,125
What up, Chi-Town?
882
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,960
Keep doing them proud.
883
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,087
Thank you. Thank you.
884
00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,756
And I am digging this suit!
885
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:50,760
Well, this whole look is
Quinn Joseph, my new stylist.
886
00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:52,387
[reporter] Quinn, Quinn!
887
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,097
She's incredible, right?
888
00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:55,682
[laughs] Thanks.
889
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:57,475
[Seth] Thank you.
890
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,519
[hip-hop music]
891
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,062
[singer] ♪ West
side, we hustlin' ♪
892
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:02,438
♪ East side, we hustlin' ♪
893
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,857
♪ Hustlin', I'm
built for it... ♪♪
894
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,360
Oh, my gosh.
895
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,529
Guys, I guess I'm a stylist now.
896
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:13,950
My DMs have been blowing up
with requests after tonight.
897
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:16,077
Look, it's like what
I've been saying.
898
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,288
Let go of the worry, and
good things will happen.
899
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,249
Well, Zen Quinn,
900
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,544
I hate to admit it,
but you're right.
901
00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:28,339
I secured funding for P
and got me a little date
902
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,882
- while I was there.
- [Quinn] Whoo!
903
00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:31,384
Yeah. [laughs]
904
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:32,719
Yeah!
905
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,722
And I said goodbye to
Columbia and to Ian.
906
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:36,931
Cheers to that.
907
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,600
Here's to us moving
into a new era.
908
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:40,727
Yes.
909
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:45,898
[all] Arriba,
abajo, al centro...
910
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,191
Stop, stop, stop!
911
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,235
You came!
912
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,154
Well, baby, I told you I would.
913
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,321
Yes, girl.
914
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:55,199
It's my fault that she's late.
915
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,701
Hey, Mr. Fiancé.
916
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,619
We got held up looking
at another venue
917
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,288
that would never work.
918
00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:01,206
Held up?
919
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,582
As in robbed?
920
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,167
Like wasting time
on a place that
921
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:07,044
was too small to fit
my bachelorette party,
922
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,046
let alone my wedding.
923
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,506
[Michael] Maybe y'all
can help me out here.
924
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,009
I think a wedding is sacred.
925
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:16,304
It should be an intimate
thing, not a big production.
926
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,182
Have you met Angie?
927
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:20,224
Thank you.
928
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,434
Well, if by intimate,
929
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:23,144
you mean small,
that's the way to go.
930
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,396
I mean, weddings are
a bad investment.
931
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,774
You're just throwing
money into the toilet.
932
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:28,983
[mouths words]
933
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,944
See, I think 15, 20
people would be nice.
934
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,321
Romantic.
935
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:36,198
There are more than 20 people
in Angie's immediate family.
936
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,992
And what about her friends?
937
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,494
Are we not invited?
938
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:42,205
OK, and we cannot forget
about my cousins...
939
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:43,747
first, second, and thirds.
940
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,291
I got family.
941
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,417
I just... I just want
you all to myself.
942
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,420
- That's all.
- [all] Aww.
943
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,465
Aw, get a room.
944
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,300
Get a room.
945
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,968
Let's get a shot so
we can toast too.
946
00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,387
Oh, no, no, no.
947
00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,806
You can actually have
mine because my stomach
948
00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,015
- is feeling weird.
- Thank you.
949
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,016
Oh, my God. Toast to me.
950
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:02,976
Yes, I'll do.
951
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,060
And my wedding.
952
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,728
[all] Yeah!
953
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,896
An extra large one.
954
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,147
[laughter]
955
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:10,066
Shit.
956
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,485
Uh, my client was
supposed to upload
957
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:13,945
a few documents to
a title company,
958
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,155
and they still
haven't received them.
959
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,450
Baby, I'm so sorry, but
I gotta run, all right?
960
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,035
Please, let me...
961
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:21,995
let me treat.
962
00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,996
Ooh, I like that.
963
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,581
- Fix it up.
- OK.
964
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,999
Thank you.
965
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,584
You get a point from
me, Michael, for that.
966
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:29,919
See you later.
967
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,213
- Bye.
- Thanks.
968
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:34,340
Ooh, I have to pee again.
969
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,758
Girl, this is, like,
the fourth time
970
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,301
since we've been here.
971
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,638
I've been feeling off all day.
972
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,181
Whew.
973
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,433
- You OK? Cam?
- Cammie?
974
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,894
I just...
975
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,729
[all exclaiming]
976
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,106
Oh, my God!
977
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,066
Chair, chair.
978
00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:52,608
Get her some water!
979
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:53,694
Some water!
980
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,863
[doctor] You're totally fine.
981
00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:59,323
And so is your baby.
982
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,033
Congratulations, dear.
983
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,743
You are pregnant.
984
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,246
[♪ Ice Spice: "Deli"]
985
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:08,165
[Camille] And sometimes what
felt like a messy goodbye
986
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:12,545
is actually a far, far
more complicated hello.
987
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:14,130
I'm pregnant.
988
00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:15,673
[singer] ♪ Me and baddies
be gettin' along ♪
989
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,258
♪ So they always be
singin' my song ♪
990
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,260
♪ Steppin' outside,
I'ma put that shit on ♪
991
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,845
♪ 300 and then I perform ♪
992
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,471
♪ You know I'ma
get to the bag ♪
993
00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,307
♪ All the hatin'
bitches to the back ♪
994
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,017
♪ Too much to lose
so I cannot react ♪
995
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,643
♪ Damn, bitches
be goin' out sad ♪
996
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,729
♪ She a baddie, she
showin' her panty ♪
997
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,647
♪ She shake it
like jelly, damn ♪
998
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,232
♪ Hunnit bands in Chanely ♪
999
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,984
♪ But I'm still shaking
ass in a deli, grrah ♪
1000
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:36,903
♪ With my bitch
gettin' dirty ♪
1001
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:38,446
♪ He like him a wetty ♪
1002
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:40,114
♪ He want the WAP, but
I just want the fetty ♪
1003
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,782
♪ And I'm baggin' his
partner, I'm petty ♪
1004
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,117
♪ Feelin' a smooch and
I'm showin' my coochie ♪
1005
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,702
♪ PJ to Emilio Pucci ♪
1006
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,454
♪ I love white bitches
like shoutout to Lucy ♪
1007
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,205
♪ If she bad, then I
let her seduce me ♪
1008
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,790
♪ I'm the shit, I'm that
bitch, I'm Miss Poopie ♪
1009
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,126
♪ Juice in my cup got
me feelin' real loopy ♪
1010
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:53,753
♪ 40-inch, middle-parted ♪
1011
00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:55,546
♪ He got all my pics hearted ♪
1012
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,964
♪ They all like, damn, Ice,
your flow be the hardest ♪
1013
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,883
♪ I'm not a regular artist ♪
1014
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,343
♪ Grrah, grrah ♪
1015
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,011
♪ Goku and I'm just
gettin' started ♪
1016
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,888
♪ Baddies on baddies,
they know how to move ♪
1017
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,640
♪ 'Ooters on 'ooters,
they know how to 'oot ♪
1018
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,141
♪ Bussin' that pack, goin'
straight to the moon ♪
1019
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,851
♪ Off the juice,
actin' loose ♪
1020
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,020
♪ She a baddie, she
showin' her panty ♪
1021
00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,730
♪ She shake it
like jelly, damn ♪
1022
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,148
♪ Hunnit bands in Chanely ♪
1023
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,983
♪ But I'm still shakin'
ass in the deli ♪
1024
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,944
♪ With my bitch
gettin' dirty ♪
1025
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,570
♪ He like him a wetty ♪
1026
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,113
♪ He want the WAP, but
I just want the fetty ♪
1027
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,532
♪ And I'm baggin' his
partner, I'm petty ♪♪
1028
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:29,533
♪ ♪
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