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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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( Theme music playing )
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Can you play this?
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( Plays classical piece )
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Oh, please. I can play that in my sleep.
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( Mimics yawn )
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( Plays classical piece )
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Can you play it this way?
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( Plays classical piece )
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( Plays classical piece )
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( Cellphone buzzes )
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( Beeps )
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"Yes, I can."
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Guess who got a job in Dez's movie!
( Giggles )
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That's right, I'm shooting
my first big movie.
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It's about a giant sand
crab who attacks Miami.
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I call it "Claws, Dun Dun Dun!"
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Ooh, "Claws." I like that title.
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It's not called "Claws".
It's called "Claws, Dun Dun Dun."
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Yeah yeah, who cares about the
title or the stupid crab?
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My character's the real star.
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Girl #2.
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Girl #2 gets eaten in the first scene.
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What?! You didn't tell me that.
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If girl #2 doesn't live
till the end of the movie,
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neither will the director. Dun dun dun!
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Fine, your character won't
get eaten till the end.
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But just so you know, I'm
naming the crab Trish...
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Because it's mean and
everyone's afraid of it.
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Oh, Dez. That's so sweet.
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You're gonna be in the movie too.
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You're going to play Troy,
the handsome lifeguard
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who battles the crab and saves the town.
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Awesome! Now I'm officially
a quadruple threat...
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Actor, singer, dancer, and balloon-er.
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( Laughs )
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And Ally, that leaves just one role left...
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The cute songwriter who works
at the local music store.
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Sally. I wrote it specifically for
the most talented girl I know.
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Dez, I'm flattered.
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Not you, Selena Gomez.
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As much as I appreciate
being your second choice,
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I can't do your movie. I have stage fright.
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But you have to.
We start shooting tomorrow.
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I'll play Sally.
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How you going to play two
parts in the same movie?
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It's easy. When I was in middle school,
I played three parts in the same play.
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It was a modern take on "Romeo and Juliet,"
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set as a love triangle in Miami.
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I remember that play...
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"Romeo and Juliet and Lupita."
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"Oh, Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?"
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"It is the east and Juliet is the sun."
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"No te quiero cerca de mi novio."
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( Theme music playing )
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When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
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'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
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You're my point, you're my guard.
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You're the perfect chord.
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And I see our names together
on every billboard.
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We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
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We'll make 'em say "hey!"
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And we'll keep rockin'.
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Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
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Do it without ya, be
here without ya.
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It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
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With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
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I own this dream.
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'Cause I got you with me.
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There's no way I could
make it without ya.
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Do it without ya, be
here without ya.
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I still don't get why you
can't be in Dez's movie.
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I know you have stage fright, but
it's not like there's an audience,
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just Dez and some actors.
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It doesn't matter.
I still have to perform in front of people.
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I don't like that kind of pressure.
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But you have the most
gruesome death in the movie.
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The crab rips you in half and then your
head gets to watch him eat your legs.
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No way! That changes everything.
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- Really?
- No.
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So how are the auditions going?
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Great. There's only one more role to cast.
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I'm here to audition for "Santa Claus."
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Nelson, the movie's called
"Claws," not "Santa Claus."
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Aw, nartz!
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You know how hard it was
to build this in Miami?
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Dez, I hope you don't mind, I made
some small changes to your script,
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starting with the title.
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"Girl #2 versus Claws."
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And if you don't like that,
we could just go with...
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"Girl #2: The movie."
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No! No no no no no!
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We're making the movie like I wrote it.
This is my dream.
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I still want to help you on
your movie, just not on camera.
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Hey Dez, let her do props.
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Didn't you say you needed someone to
build you a miniature lighthouse?
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Yeah, but that's going
to take hours and hours.
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I need someone with, like, no social life.
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That's perfect for Ally!
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Hey, I have a social life.
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I'll have you know, I went
to a party last year.
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It was back-to-school night.
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There were refreshments and teachers.
That makes it a party.
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- No, it doesn't.
- Okay, I'm your prop girl.
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So what are you going to
do about Ally's part?
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I rewrote it.
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Now you just pull the girl out of the
ocean and give her mouth-to-mouth.
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It's between those two actresses.
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I'm leaning towards Brittany, but
Mildred's got some good acting chops.
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- Pick Brittany! Pick Brittany!
- Okay.
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The part's yours, Brittany.
You can go, Mildred.
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That's Brittany? Pick Mildred!
Pick Mildred!
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Oh, scratch that. You're out, Brittany.
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Mildred, you're back in.
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Here's your lighthouse, Dez.
I was up all night making it.
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- This is amazing.
- Thank you.
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It took 7,000 toothpicks, 83 bottles of
glue, and one trip the emergency room
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to get a glued toothpick out
of my nose, but it's done!
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Wow. It lights up, it spins
around and everything.
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I almost feel bad for cutting
it out of the movie.
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Ha! Don't feel bad. I kind of... What?!
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You're cutting my prop?
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Ooh, yeah, we're not going
to shoot that scene,
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so we don't need that lighthouse any more.
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Man, isn't showbiz fun?
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Okay, guys, we're shooting
the finale first.
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Troy the lifeguard rescues the
drowning girl from the ocean.
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I'll save her!
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Whoa, Nelson, you're not
playing Troy the lifeguard.
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- You're playing scared little boy.
- No fair! I'm calling my agent!
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Hi, mom.
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Okay. Austin, after you rescue the girl,
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Claws is going to suddenly
come up through the sand.
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Whoa, that thing looks scary!
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Yeah, but it's all special effects.
That claw is perfectly safe.
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Trish: Help help!
This stupid claw's got me!
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Oh! ( Groaning )
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That was pretty good, right?
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Quit messing around, Trish.
You don't get eaten by Claws.
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You just scream when it
comes out of the sand.
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All I do is scream?
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Oh, what if I say, "Claws, no!"
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"Don't eat my sister?"
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She's not your sister.
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I know. I thought it'd be more
dramatic if we were related.
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And then when the claw attacked
her, I could cry in a close-up.
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"Why? Oh, why?"
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"Why did you have to take my sister?"
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( Cries )
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I could amp it up more if you want.
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Hey, I am the director.
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Nobody comes onto my movie set and
changes my script except for me.
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Could you change the line to, "why?
Why? Why did you take my sister?"
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Maybe the line would work better
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if Trish was looking at a
lighthouse in the distance.
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Ooh, sorry, no lighthouse.
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Okay, let's shoot this thing!
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Austin, when you save the girl, you're
gonna lay her down in the sand,
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under the umbrella.
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- Under the...
- Under the umbrella.
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And action!
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I'll save you!
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Girl: Ah, help! Ah!
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You're okay...
I'm gonna put you on the sand.
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Nothing bad can happen to you on the sand.
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Are you sure it has to
be under the umbrella?
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Cut! Uh, yeah.
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It has to be under the umbrella.
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I can't do your movie. Sorry, Dez.
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Sorry, Mildred.
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Did he just say he can't do my movie?
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- What was that about?
- Maybe he caught stage fright from Ally!
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Stage fright's not contagious.
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Just in case.
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Hey, why did you run off like that?
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It almost seemed like you were afraid
to go under the beach umbrella.
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That's ridiculous.
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I mean, who's afraid of umbrellas?
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I know, that would weird, right?
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It's not weird!
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No way. You're afraid of umbrellas.
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Pf ft! I know you are, but what am I?
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You're afraid of umbrellas.
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Ah!
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Okay, fine, I'm afraid of umbrellas.
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Go ahead, laugh.
I know you think it's silly.
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What? ( Laughs )
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I don't think it's silly.
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I'm afraid of umbrellas too!
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Every time I see an
umbrella, I'm like..
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"Ah! Umbrellas are so scary!"
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Nice try.
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You don't know how tough it is.
Umbrellas are everywhere...
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Patio umbrellas, rain umbrellas,
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tiny umbrellas they put in fruit drinks.
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Oh, you mean like this?
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( Shrieks )
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Oh, um, sorry. Um...
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Why are you afraid of them anyway?
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- Can you keep a secret?
- Who am I going to tell?
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I go to one party a year.
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Fine.
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It happened in fourth grade.
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We were on a field trip to the beach and
brought umbrellas in case it rained.
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Some day I'm going to make a
movie about a giant sand crab.
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Dun dun dun!
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Some day I'm going to be an
overnight Internet sensation.
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Hey, Dez, check it out.
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I'm gonna jump off that sand
dune and see if I can fly.
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How you gonna do that, Austin?
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With my umbrella.
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I'm gonna go get my camera
off the bus to film this.
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Austin: The umbrella got stuck in
my belt loop, a gust of wind came
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and the umbrella flew away with my pants.
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( All laughing )
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All the kids were laughing at me.
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I was humiliated.
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Hey, look, flying pants!
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Well, now I know why you're
scared of umbrellas.
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I've never been more
embarrassed in my life.
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That's why I've never told
anyone that story before.
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Not even Dez knows that
I'm afraid of umbrellas.
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Well, your secret's safe with me.
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Dez: What secret?
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- Um...
- Um...
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I'm waiting.
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Um, Austin's caught my stage fright.
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I knew it was contagious!
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Austin, you've got to
come back to my movie.
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Come on, Austin, I need you!
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This movie can get me to
my first film festival.
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You know that's my dream.
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I know.
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Count me back in.
I won't let you down, buddy.
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Great. See you guys at the beach.
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Oh, and before I forget,
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Ally, I need you to make one of
these claw crackers for the movie.
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- That shouldn't be too hard.
- It's gotta be five feet tall.
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And I need it in one hour. See you guys!
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What am I going to do, Ally?
Dez is counting on me.
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I've got a plan.
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You're afraid of umbrellas because
you connect them with a bad memory.
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To overcome that fear, you have to
connect umbrellas with a good memory.
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From now on, whenever
you think of umbrellas,
247
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you're gonna think of your
three favorite things.
248
00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,680
Pancakes, cheerleaders and Lebron James?
249
00:12:48,681 --> 00:12:50,781
Exactly.
250
00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:54,067
You got Lebron James?
251
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:57,848
No, but I got his limo driver.
252
00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:04,390
All you have to do is sit under the
patio umbrella and make a good memory.
253
00:13:05,731 --> 00:13:08,371
I can do that.
254
00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:11,604
- Yeah, I can.
- Boo.
255
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:15,676
You're doing great.
256
00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:20,898
There you go. See?
257
00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:23,802
( Mouths )
258
00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:33,592
I think this is gonna work.
259
00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:36,233
( Wind howling )
260
00:13:36,763 --> 00:13:41,083
Uh-oh, looks like it's going to rain.
261
00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:45,772
This is supposed to be a good memory!
262
00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:48,113
( Whimpers )
263
00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:52,029
It's chasing me!
264
00:13:58,374 --> 00:14:01,422
Um, Ally, I think I'm still
afraid of umbrellas.
265
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:06,427
Well, at least you still have
your pants on this time.
266
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,528
( Rips )
267
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,671
( Laughing )
268
00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:21,466
I can either scream like this...
269
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,834
( Screams )
270
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:26,195
Or like this... ( Screams )
271
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,264
They both sound the same.
272
00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:32,585
- The second one was in spanish.
- Oh!
273
00:14:33,154 --> 00:14:35,337
You guys ready to shoot this scene?
274
00:14:35,338 --> 00:14:37,673
I don't know, Dez.
It looks like it's gonna rain.
275
00:14:37,674 --> 00:14:39,475
No problem.
276
00:14:39,476 --> 00:14:41,772
We have these.
277
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,416
Oh yay.
278
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,647
I didn't sign up for shooting in the rain.
279
00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:47,649
I'm just gonna use my stunt double.
280
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:50,950
You have a stunt double?
281
00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:55,173
There's a scene where Claws
tosses me off a 30-foot cliff.
282
00:14:55,174 --> 00:14:57,726
Better her than me.
283
00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:02,397
So, Brittany, how do you
feel about cliff diving?
284
00:15:02,398 --> 00:15:07,669
Hey, Dez, what if we shoot the
movie without any umbrellas?
285
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:10,261
We can't. It's symbolic.
286
00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:11,956
Umbrellas protect people from rain
287
00:15:11,957 --> 00:15:16,243
and your character protects Miami
from Claws' reign of terror.
288
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:19,244
You are an umbrella.
289
00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:21,136
( Whimpers )
290
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:25,337
See you guys down at the beach! Woo!
291
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,620
I don't know what to do, Ally.
292
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,529
I should just tell Dez
I can't do his movie.
293
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,535
I'm never gonna get over my fear.
294
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:34,413
Yes, you are.
295
00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:37,361
I think I'm ready to tell you
how I got my stage fright.
296
00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:39,070
- Really?
- Yeah.
297
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,157
I don't want you to keep going
through what I go through.
298
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,009
It happened a couple of years ago.
299
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,475
I was auditioning to get into a
prestigious music school in New York.
300
00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:50,421
They sent a scout down
to Florida and my dad
301
00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:52,747
let them use Sonic Boom to hold auditions.
302
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:56,108
Well, that was horrendous!
303
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:59,588
May I suggest a career smashing watches?
304
00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:04,149
Because you're good at wasting time. Next!
305
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:08,462
Well, I hope you're better than
the last girl, Miss Dawson.
306
00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:12,884
You know, getting in this school could
make or break your entire music career.
307
00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:15,210
Don't blow it!
308
00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:17,791
You may begin.
309
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:24,389
Ally: I was so afraid of ruining
my one chance, I lost it.
310
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,788
( Chomping )
311
00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:31,659
( Laughing )
312
00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:41,189
( Ally screaming )
313
00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:49,911
( Scream fades )
314
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,701
So, uh...
315
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:56,922
Do-overs?
316
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,479
Anyway, I didn't get in.
317
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,178
That's why I have stage fright.
318
00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:08,307
You only get so many chances to make
it and I don't want to fail again.
319
00:17:08,308 --> 00:17:12,388
If I don't perform, I can't fail.
320
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:17,263
Wow, Ally, I'm just afraid
to be embarrassed again.
321
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:19,385
Your fear is way
worse than mine.
322
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,708
( Chuckles ) That's kind of
why I told you the story.
323
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,350
Like ten times worse!
324
00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:28,055
I mean, my umbrella fear doesn't
stop me from chasing my dreams.
325
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:32,676
But your stage fright? Wow, you're a mess.
326
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,468
Okay, I get it.
327
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:39,143
Thanks for making me realize
how silly my fear is.
328
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,077
I'm gonna do Dez's movie.
329
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,617
It's only one little umbrella.
330
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:46,798
I can totally do this.
331
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,487
That's not one little umbrella.
332
00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:52,422
- I cannot totally do this.
- You're gonna be fine.
333
00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:54,921
Okay, let's shoot this thing.
334
00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:57,837
Ooh, by the way, we're not going
to need the claw cracker.
335
00:17:57,838 --> 00:17:59,591
Ooh!
336
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,344
Of course we're not.
337
00:18:01,345 --> 00:18:03,791
Maybe you can use it to
crack something else.
338
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,452
Oh, I have something in mind.
339
00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:13,041
Okay, Austin, Mildred is under that
umbrella unaware Claws is behind her.
340
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,656
You have to run through
this maze of umbrellas
341
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:18,039
and battle Claws to the
death with this oar.
342
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,824
- This or what?
- This oar.
343
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:23,107
- This or what?
- This oar.
344
00:18:23,108 --> 00:18:24,303
This or what?
345
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,985
- This oar!
- Or what?
346
00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:28,746
- This oar!
- This or what?!
347
00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:31,275
Just fight him with the paddle.
348
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,736
Okay. Places!
349
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,609
- And action!
- Ah!
350
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:41,570
It's Claws! Don't eat my sister!
351
00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,557
Why?
352
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,481
Run for your life!
353
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,355
( All screaming )
354
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:54,487
( Dramatic music playing )
355
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:02,593
Get off my beach, Claws.
356
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:08,387
I'm not scared of you, Claws.
357
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,870
I'm not scared of anything.
358
00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:17,577
( Shouts, grunts )
359
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:19,798
( Hisses )
360
00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:23,878
- ( Growls )
- ( Shouts )
361
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:34,201
( Groans )
362
00:19:36,698 --> 00:19:41,138
Looks like we're having crab for dinner.
363
00:19:47,196 --> 00:19:49,536
( Cheering )
364
00:19:49,942 --> 00:19:51,465
This is so awesome.
365
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:54,031
- Yeah, Dez.
- Thanks, guys.
366
00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:56,270
I got accepted into the
Miami film festival.
367
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:57,504
( All cheer )
368
00:19:57,505 --> 00:19:59,539
I just got my first acting agent.
369
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,000
- Who?
- Me.
370
00:20:03,863 --> 00:20:07,192
My favorite part was when you decided
to battle the crab with that umbrella.
371
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:11,236
I can't believe you did that, especially
since you're so scared of umbrellas.
372
00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:12,687
You knew about that?
373
00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:15,522
Uh, yeah-huh! I'm your best friend.
374
00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:16,945
I know all your secrets,
375
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,853
like your middle name's Monica and you
only wear boxers with trucks on them.
376
00:20:19,854 --> 00:20:20,882
Dez!
377
00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:22,660
If you knew Austin was afraid of umbrellas,
378
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,734
then why did you put them
all over your movie set?
379
00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:28,626
Because an awesome director knows how
to get real emotion out of people.
380
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,263
I made Austin scared, Trish annoyed...
381
00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:32,274
- And you angry.
- I'm not angry.
382
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,905
I didn't put any of your
props in that movie.
383
00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:35,796
I know! How could you do that?
384
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:38,731
See? Awesome director.
385
00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:42,176
You annoyed me on purpose?
You shouldn't have done that.
386
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:45,417
- ( Clangs )
- ( Screams )
387
00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:50,319
"Claws, Dun Dun Dun," scene 56, take 17.
388
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:52,994
How about I do the scene as Gloria?
389
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:57,435
Crab, you best step away from my sister.
390
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:02,083
Dez: Cut! Ally, no lighthouse.
391
00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:04,249
( Beeps ) It's Santa Claus!
392
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:08,289
- Run for your lives!
- Cut! It's just "Claws," Nelson.
393
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,230
( Beeps ) Trish: Ah!
394
00:21:11,678 --> 00:21:13,680
That was perfect, Brittany.
395
00:21:13,681 --> 00:21:16,780
You just have to jump off
that cliff five more times.
396
00:21:16,781 --> 00:21:18,641
Woo!
397
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,123
( Beeps ) You're okay!
398
00:21:21,124 --> 00:21:25,666
I'm gonna put you in the sand nothing
bad can happen to you in the sand.
399
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,507
Cut! Ally, I said no lighthouse.
400
00:21:30,102 --> 00:21:33,667
( Beeps ) I'm getting
too old for this crab.
401
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,988
( Beeps ) Go ahead, Claws, make my day.
402
00:21:38,424 --> 00:21:42,056
( Beeps ) Hasta la vista, crabbie.
403
00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,771
( Beeps ) (Breathing like Darth Vader )
404
00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:47,012
Crab, I am your father.
405
00:21:47,648 --> 00:21:52,128
( Beeps ) I love the smell
of crab meat in the morning.
406
00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:56,629
( Beeps ) Say hello to my little umbrella.
407
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:02,548
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