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Okay, off the baby grand into the tuba.
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-Oh yes! -Whoo!
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I'll be taking this.
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What, there's no playing ball in the store?
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We'll stop playing now. We know all about your "no fun" rules.
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What?
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I can have fun. Uh, I took the ball
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'Cause I wanna play.
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Grab your bookbags,
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You're about to get schooled.
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Yeah, no playing ball in the store.
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Guess who's having a quinceanera?
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Oh, I'll take one! Do you have any chicken quinceanera?
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I'm trying to cut back on red meat.
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You're thinking of a quesadilla.
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No-oo. Quesadilla
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Is a traditional Latin-American party
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Celebrating a girl's 15th birthday.
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That's a quinceanera.
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And stop trying to learn other languages.
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You can barely speak English.
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Trish, I thought you didn't wanna make a big deal for your 15th birthday.
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I don't, but my mom's making me
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Because it's a "family tradition."
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I even have to wear this poufy dress she wore to her quinceanera.
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Look.
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with hand-me-downs.
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This underwear's been in my family for six generations.
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Ew!
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I'm so not looking forward to this party.
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My mom wants to give a speech,
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My brother wants to do his magic act
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And my cousin Deb's only coming to show off her new boyfriend,
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"The big club owner."
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Whoa whoa whoa, say that again.
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I'm so not looking forward to this party.
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-My mom wants to give -No, the part about the club owner.
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Oh, Emilio?
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Well, I don't know. I haven't met him yet.
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But apparently he owns like five of the biggest clubs in the country.
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This could be huge for us.
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This could be your first national tour!
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Oh, I hope we get to play in Miami!
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We--we live in Miami.
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I know, but I love it here.
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Listen to you guys. You're just like everyone else.
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You want me to have a quincea?era just so you can get something out of it.
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How selfish is that!
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You realize you'll get a boatload of presents, right?
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Guess who's ready to party!
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When the crowdwants more
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I bring on the thunder
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'Cause you've gotmy back
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And I'm notgoing under
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You're my point, you're my guard
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You'rethe perfect chord
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And I see our names togetheron every billboard
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We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock
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We'll make 'emsay "hey!"
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And we'll keep rockin'
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Oh, there's no way I couldmake it without ya
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Do it without ya, be here without ya
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It's no funwhen you're doing it solo
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With you it's like, "whoa,"yeah, and I know
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I own this dream
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'Cause I got you with me
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There's no way I couldmake it without ya
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Do it without ya, be here without ya.
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Austin & Ally S01E08 Club Owners & Quinceaneras
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Trish, this party is about your entrance into adulthood.
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So you should make a grand entrance to your party.
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I've got some ideas.
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Here's you enteringon a motorcycle.
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Here's youentering on a jet ski.
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Here's you entering on an elephant.
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I'm not riding a stupid elephant.
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Okay. What about a smart elephant?
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Dez, you're wasting my time.
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All right, here's a much simpler idea.
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You swing in over the crowd on a jungle vine
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Like an ape man.
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Yeah, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
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Oh, Austin,
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When you sing at Trish's party,
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Do you wanna swing in on a jungle vine
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Like an ape man?
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That's the best idea I've ever heard!
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Hmm, go back to my new job
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Or hang out with you two apes?
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Back to changing diapers at the day care it is.
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Okay, you pass out the invites on that side of the mall and I'll get this side.
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You're inviting "girl from jewelry store"?
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You don't even know her name.
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I know that a pair of diamond earrings will make a great quinceanera present.
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Trish, that's terrible.
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Hey, I need something at this party to look forward to,
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Since apparently it's for everyone else but me.
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My annoying brother still wants me to let him do his magic act.
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Did somebody say magic?
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Wh--
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-J.J.! -So, Trish,
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Have you thought about letting me perform at your birthday?
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You can't even do a simple trick.
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Oh, yeah? Watch.
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Now with a little abracadabra...
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Voila!
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I like that trick. Do it again.
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Hey, there's Dallas,
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The cute boy from the cell phone accessory cart.
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Act normal.
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Hey, Dallas. Catch the game last night?
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What game?
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Uh...
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You are too funny.
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Okay.
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Hey, Dallas, I'm having a party.
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Black tie optional, gifts mandatory.
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Cool. Can't wait.
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I can't believe you did that!
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Do you really need cell phone accessories that badly?
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No, I invited him 'cause you have a crush on him.
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But if he doesn't bring me a sparkly cell phone case,
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He's not getting dinner.
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But he can't come to your party.
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I get so nervous around him, I can barely talk.
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You don't have to talk. Just dance with him.
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They'll play a slow song, you'll touch hands,
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Stare into each other's eyes
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And boom! Instant boyfriend.
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At least that's how it happens on that reality show,
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"boom! Instant boyfriend."
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You know I can't dance, Trish.
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I'll have better luck talking to him.
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Sorry, I left my drink on your table.
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Or maybe you left our table under your drink.
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I gotta learn how to dance.
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Hey, ally, check these moves out.
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I need an awesome performance at Trish's party
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If I'm gonna score that national tour.
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Whassup?
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Wow, I wish I could dance like that.
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Trish thinks I can win Dallas over
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If I dance with him at her party,
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But I've only got one good move.
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That's your good move?
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I must be the worst dancer in the history of dancing.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Dancing's been around forever. There must be someone worse.
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Gee, thanks.
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Look, don't worry about dancing with Dallas.
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Slow dancing is easy. Just follow the guy's lead.
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Do you think you could show me?
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Sure.
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-Okay, ready? -Okay.
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Right about there.
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Oh, sorry, I just stepped on your foot.
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Actually that was your foot.
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Just follow me. You can do this.
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Hey, I'm getting the hang of this.
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-Okay, now I'm gonna spin you. -No no no! Oh.
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Oh! This is hopeless.
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There's no way I'm dancing at the party tomorrow.
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Yeah. And neither am I.
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Don't worry, Austin. Dr. Dez is here.
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Rule #1 for a sprain--you've gotta put ice on it.
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Ow!
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Okay, that doesn't seem to be working.
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Uh, let's try acupuncture.
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You know what?
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I'm good.
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Man, this stinks. How am I supposed to perform
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At Trish's party if I can't even stand up?
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That Emilio guy is never gonna book me at his clubs.
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I've got it!
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We already have the jungle vine for your entrance.
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Why don't you do the entire show flying above the crowd?
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The jungle vine thing is cool.
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Austin, I am so sorry.
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Nobody feels worse about this than I do.
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Well, you probably do because you have a sprained ankle,
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But I'm a close second.
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It's okay, ally. Dez came up with a way
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For me to still give a cool performance.
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At least the party won't be ruined for both of us.
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You're still gonna dance with Dallas.
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I'll coach you. Dez, you be Dallas.
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Ally, you be ally.
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Aw, I want to be ally.
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Dez, we've talked about this.
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Fine, I'll be Dallas.
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Hey, ally. You always stare at me
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And say weird things. Wanna dance?
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It's not quite how I imagined the moment,
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But okay.
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Okay, just follow Dez's lead.
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A simple one-two one-two.
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You're going too fast!
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It's a slow dance.
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One, two.
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Okay, let's call it a medium dance.
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There you go, ally. You're doing it!
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You're gonna be great at this party.
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Now let's try a spin.
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Oh, I love this part!
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Wow, Trish's mom really went all out.
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I feel so bad. I forgot to bring her a present.
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I don't think she'll notice.
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Do you see Dallas? I can't wait to dance with him.
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I wonder if Emilio is here yet.
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I can't wait to show him my performance.
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?que pasa, amigos?
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Why are you wearing that poufy suit?
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You saw Trish's dress.
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I thought everyone has to wear poufy stuff.
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Ooh, Trish is about to make her big entrance.
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We want to thank all our family and friends
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For coming to Trish's quinceanera.
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Now introducing the birthday girl,
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Patricia maria de la rosa.
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Who?
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I thought we were here for Trish.
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I can't wait to see Trish's new dress.
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She didn't wanna wear her mom's
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Because it wasn't her style.
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Oh, that's much more Trish.
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She looks great.
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Yeah, zebra definitelyher color.
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We're so proud of Trish. She's such a hard worker.
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I remember when she got her first job
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At the bookstore and then the next day
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She got a job at the bakery
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And then an hour later she quit and got a job at the pet shop,
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-And--Okay, mom! -oh.
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Let's get to the gifts. Whoo!
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Honey, it's not about the presents.
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Tonight is a magical night.
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Did somebody say magic?
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It's time for the traditional first dance.
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Please join Trish and her father on the dance floor.
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Now's your chance to dance with Dallas.
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-I'm nervous. -Don't be.
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You were great dancing yesterday with Dez.
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-Just pretend Dallas is Dez. -A-all right.
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-It's just a slow dance. -Quit stalling.
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Stalling? I am not stalling.
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"stalling," that's a funny word.
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Bet you can't say it 10 times fast--stalling stalling stalling
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-Stalling stalling---ally!
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Okay, I'll--I'll ask him,
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But this song is almost over. I'll just have to wait
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Until they play another slow song.
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I can't believe they haven't played another slow song!
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It's been two hours, the party's almost over.
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I can't believe Emilio hasn't shown up yet.
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I can't believe how many shrimp I can fit in my poufy pants.
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Austin, Emilio's gonna be here in 15 minutes.
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We only have enough time to play one song
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'Cause we lose this space at 10:00.
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I'll go get the jungle vine ready.
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They're finally playing a slow song.
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Now's your chance to dance with Dallas.
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I'm going.
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B-but I don't want you guys watching.
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-I'm already nervous enough. -Okay, we won't watch.
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Uh, hey, Dallas.
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Hi, ally.
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Fun party, huh? Listen to this music.
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It really puts me in a dancing mood.
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Would you look at that?
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Didn't even realize I was dancing.
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Weird, right? Just me...
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Dancing...
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All by myself.
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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Do you wanna dance with me?
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No, thanks.
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Oh, phew. I don't know why I was so nervous.
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I feel so much--
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Wait, did you just say no?
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Wait up.
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Ally, I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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This night isn't about me.
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Austin's gonna give a great performance
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And Trish, you got a huge cake and a table full of presents.
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Everything's fine.
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Look out!
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See? Everything's fine!
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Dez, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I was testing out the jungle vine and it accidentally untied.
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This is terrible! You destroyed my presents,
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You broke the deejay's turntable
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And people are starting to leave.
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By the time Emilio gets here, everyone's gonna be gone.
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I don't want him to see me perform without an audience.
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Get them to stick around for 10 more minutes while I go talk to ally.
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How am I gonna get everyone to stay? I'm not a magician.
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Did somebody say magician?
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Fine, you can do your magic.
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But no card tricks.
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And I will now cut my sister in half.
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Do a card trick. Do a card trick!
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Now with a little abracadabra...
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and a little moreabracadabra...
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Oh.
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Voila!
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Bravo. Now put me back together.
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Yeah, uh,
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About that...
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Ally, where are you? I've been looking all over.
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Under where?
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I just said "underwear."
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-I'm under here! -Oh.
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-Why are you hiding? -I'm so embarrassed.
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I can't show my face in front of Dallas.
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Forget about him. He's not that great.
319
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You're right.
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I don't even remember why I like him.
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Just because he has dark hair
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And kind eyes and a great smile.
323
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:51,740
Okay, I remember exactly why I like him.
324
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That guy doesn't know what he's missing. You're awesome.
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Hey, guys.
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Austin, Emilio finally got here.
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You've gotta sing your song now.
328
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Hang on, I'm talking to ally.
329
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There's no time. They're already starting to clean this place up.
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Oh...
331
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You gonna be okay?
332
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Yeah. Go kick some butt
333
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And get yourself booked in those clubs.
334
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,470
"making someone disappear,"
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"turning someone into a chicken"...
336
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Nothing on putting someone back together!
337
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J.J., show's over. I've gotta perform.
338
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He has to put me back together!
339
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There's no time!
340
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,830
Wh-what about my legs?!
341
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,530
That's Emilio in the green tie.
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Thanks.
343
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,970
Hey, everybody, I'm Austin moon!
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Thanks for staying--especially Emilio, the club owner.
345
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I'm gonna sing a song for you.
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You know what? Stop.
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I really wanted to sing for you guys,
348
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But there's only time for one song
349
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And I'd rather spend that time dancing with one of my best friends.
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Aw, man, so sweet.
351
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,780
Not you.
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Ally.
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Uh--
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00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:39,850
Austin, what are you doing?
355
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,820
You're missing your chance with Emilio.
356
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Hey, it's more important that the coolest girl here finally gets her dance.
357
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Hit it!
358
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:04,610
Oh, thanks, Austin. This is so sweet.
359
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,650
Okay, ready? Time for the dip.
360
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,590
Don't worry, you can trust me.
361
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Party's over!
362
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Sorry. You can trust me
363
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When someone doesn't blast an air horn in my ear.
364
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,900
Thanks for coming!
365
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,630
There better be gift receipts in those boxes!
366
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,770
Deb, Emilio! You made it.
367
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,670
So sorry, Trish. There was a problem at one of my clubs.
368
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,740
Some guy got mad on the 13th hole
369
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And drove a golf cart into the lake.
370
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,640
Whoa, cool!
371
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,680
You have golf carts and lakes at your nightclubs?
372
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Nightclubs? I own country clubs.
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Oh-hh.
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00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:48,020
Excuse me, sir. I'm Austin moon.
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I'm sorry I didn't get to perform for you tonight,
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But I was really hoping to play at one of your clubs.
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00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,860
Sure, son. How's 6:00 a.m. Tomorrow?
378
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,030
I usually don't play that early, but okay.
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00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:02,670
Austin, he owns country clubs, not nightclubs.
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00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,740
Oh-hh.
381
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:09,710
Yeah, I don't play golf or get up at 6:00 a.m.
382
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,980
But thanks for the invite.
383
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,720
No problem.
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Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin.
385
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I still had fun. I got to hang out with my friends,
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Eat some shrimp from Dez's pants.
387
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,760
And I learned a little espanol.
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00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,760
?holaStill in here!
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We gotta figure out a way to put you back together, Trish.
390
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:33,000
Whoa, not so fast. I gotta say I like hanging out
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00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,770
With this half of Trish much better.
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Hilarious.
393
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Oof--ow!
394
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Hey, ally.
395
00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:47,750
Oh, hey.
396
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You're a really great dancer.
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I could never have pulled that off. That's why I said no to you.
398
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,690
I mean, I wanted to dance with you. I just don't know how.
399
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:59,800
Wait a minute. You can't dance?
400
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:02,730
-That is amazing! -It is?!
401
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,700
Yeah. I can't dance either. Look.
402
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,710
Oh, wow. That is pretty bad.
403
00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:10,940
But not worse than this.
404
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,640
Okay okay.
405
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:17,780
Yeah, or what about--
406
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,780
Well, tonight was a bust.
407
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:23,000
Looks like I'm not going on a national tour anytime soon.
408
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:25,730
Yeah, and all I have are broken presents.
409
00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:29,080
They are not all broken.
410
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,220
Yeah, they're all broken.
411
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,930
Well, tonight sounds a total loss
412
00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,930
At least Ally came out the winner
413
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,520
On second thought
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Maybe there are no winners.
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