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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,721 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,380 ( Playing off-key ) 3 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,616 How was that? 4 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,749 Well, you got all the notes, 5 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:22,738 just not in the right order or in the right key. 6 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:25,499 - Thanks! - Yeah. 7 00:00:25,709 --> 00:00:28,444 Ally, Nelson, quick. We need you off the piano. 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:32,715 Put your hands in the air and back away from the baby grand. 9 00:00:32,716 --> 00:00:35,910 Guys, what did I tell you about bringing food in the... 10 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,371 Ugh... Store? 11 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,510 - Dez: Yes! - Awesome! 12 00:00:41,511 --> 00:00:46,489 That was way better than smashing peanuts in my laptop. 13 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,795 All right, Nelson. Lesson's over. You can go wash up. 14 00:00:49,796 --> 00:00:52,436 I'm melon man! 15 00:00:54,432 --> 00:00:58,812 Guess who got a job at Megaphone World? 16 00:00:59,237 --> 00:01:01,097 Who? 17 00:01:02,218 --> 00:01:06,309 And more importantly, guess who got an exciting piece of mail for... 18 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:09,010 Mr. Austin Moon? 19 00:01:10,614 --> 00:01:13,163 What's it say? What's it say? 20 00:01:13,164 --> 00:01:17,938 I've been selected to take part in a study on male pattern baldness? 21 00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:20,190 Sorry. Wrong letter. 22 00:01:20,191 --> 00:01:24,194 I never knew you were bald. Killer toupee. 23 00:01:24,195 --> 00:01:26,115 Dude! 24 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,314 Here you go. 25 00:01:31,321 --> 00:01:35,244 Whoa! I've been invited to the Miami Internet Music Awards? 26 00:01:35,245 --> 00:01:36,429 Oh ho! 27 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,326 The rapper Shiny Money wants me to perform with him. 28 00:01:39,327 --> 00:01:42,679 I convinced him to sample your song "Double Take" in his new rap. 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,327 Look at you, Trish, manager of the year. 30 00:01:45,328 --> 00:01:48,314 It was easy. All I had to do was stand outside his house 31 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:51,288 doing this until he agreed to watch Austin's video. 32 00:01:51,289 --> 00:01:52,988 ( Siren blares ) 33 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,793 Oh, I hate that sound. 34 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:56,035 Oh, well, in that case... 35 00:01:56,036 --> 00:01:58,676 ( Siren blares ) 36 00:01:59,462 --> 00:02:03,072 I can't believe one of my songs is gonna be on an award show. 37 00:02:03,073 --> 00:02:06,326 I can't believe Austin's singing with Shiny Money. He's my favorite. 38 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:12,207 I hope he'll sign the picture of him I keep in my wallet. 39 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:19,230 Who cares about autographs? 40 00:02:19,231 --> 00:02:24,211 I can't wait to break out my red carpet walk. 41 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:30,147 You call that a red carpet walk? Check this out. 44 00:02:33,601 --> 00:02:34,671 ( Laughs ) 45 00:02:34,672 --> 00:02:40,279 Step aside, rookies. Let, uh, Ally D. show you how it's done. 46 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,860 ( Beat boxing ) 47 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,508 Uh. 48 00:02:46,895 --> 00:02:50,434 I think Ally D. should probably go in the side entrance. 49 00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:52,949 The four of us are gonna have the best night ever. 50 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:54,358 I know, and look... 51 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:56,515 I get access to an exclusive after party... 52 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:57,566 All: Yay! 53 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,086 A complimentary gift bag... 54 00:02:59,087 --> 00:03:00,122 All: Yay! 55 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:01,890 And an extra ticket for one guest! 56 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,394 All: Yay! 57 00:03:03,395 --> 00:03:05,315 What? 58 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:08,097 I only get one extra ticket to the show. 59 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:12,766 I've never been good at math, but one ticket times three friends is... 60 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,515 Carry the four. 61 00:03:14,516 --> 00:03:16,685 It means only one of us gets to go. 62 00:03:16,686 --> 00:03:19,326 Huh. I got 47. 63 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:24,264 ( Theme music playing ) 64 00:03:25,355 --> 00:03:28,457 When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder. 65 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,592 'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under. 66 00:03:31,593 --> 00:03:33,124 You're my point, you're my guard. 67 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,743 You're the perfect chord. 68 00:03:34,744 --> 00:03:37,788 And I see our names together on every billboard. 69 00:03:37,789 --> 00:03:40,847 We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock. 70 00:03:40,848 --> 00:03:42,461 We'll make 'em say "hey!" 71 00:03:42,462 --> 00:03:44,784 And we'll keep rockin'. 72 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:48,922 Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya. 73 00:03:48,923 --> 00:03:51,958 Do it without ya, be here without ya. 74 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:55,028 It's no fun when you're doing it solo. 75 00:03:55,029 --> 00:03:58,351 With you it's like, "whoa,". Yeah, and I know. 76 00:03:58,352 --> 00:04:01,001 I own this dream. 77 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:04,379 'Cause I got you with me. 78 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:07,497 There's no way I could make it without ya. 79 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:11,818 Do it without ya, be here without ya. 80 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,153 Wow, Trish, thanks for lunch. 81 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:24,045 I didn't even know th made frosted french fries. 82 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:27,226 They don't. But I do. 83 00:04:30,568 --> 00:04:32,537 This wouldn't have anything to do with you wanting 84 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,549 to be my guest at the award show, would it? 85 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,375 ( Scoffs ) 86 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,563 Wha-a-at? 87 00:04:37,564 --> 00:04:40,564 Don't be ridiculous. 88 00:04:40,912 --> 00:04:43,979 I want you to know this isn't about me. 89 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:45,658 You only get to bring one guest, 90 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:49,511 so it's a decision you need to think long and hard about. 91 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:52,936 - Thanks, I'm glad... - Enough thinking you're taking me. 92 00:04:52,937 --> 00:04:56,407 It's not that easy. You know I'm bad at making decisions. 93 00:04:56,408 --> 00:05:00,597 I couldn't even figure out which sneakers to wear this morning. 94 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:04,333 Look, you owe me. I'm your manager. 95 00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:09,114 Without me, you wouldn't even have this gig. 96 00:05:09,115 --> 00:05:12,381 You're right. You can come with me. 97 00:05:12,382 --> 00:05:14,416 I'll just have to break the news to Dez and Ally. 98 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:19,405 Great. I'm gonna get a job at dress hut so I can get something new to wear. 99 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,141 What about Megaphone World? 100 00:05:21,142 --> 00:05:24,442 Oh. Ah, I'll just quit. 101 00:05:26,148 --> 00:05:31,493 Oh. It's all the way at the other end of the mall. 102 00:05:31,494 --> 00:05:34,831 Attention, Megaphone World... I quit! 103 00:05:34,832 --> 00:05:37,292 Man over megaphone: Trish, you were fired yesterday. 104 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:40,773 Please return the megaphone. 105 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,824 Dez, I need to talk to you. 106 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:55,341 What are you doing? 107 00:05:55,342 --> 00:05:57,587 Practicing my award show reactions. 108 00:05:57,588 --> 00:05:59,860 You never know when you're gonna be on camera. 109 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:04,121 Awesome. I'd better practice mine too. 110 00:06:04,996 --> 00:06:07,060 They just announced the video of the year. 111 00:06:07,061 --> 00:06:09,253 Standing ovation! 112 00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:12,854 You're the man! I love you. 113 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:17,838 - Let's do the wave! - Oh cool. 114 00:06:19,597 --> 00:06:20,741 Woo! 115 00:06:20,742 --> 00:06:25,842 We're gonna have so much fun at the award show. 116 00:06:26,156 --> 00:06:27,822 About that. 117 00:06:27,823 --> 00:06:30,494 Listen, Dez, I need to tell you something. 118 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:33,079 I've been thinking about the award show and... 119 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,246 And you're trying to figure out how to let Ally and Trish down easy. 120 00:06:36,247 --> 00:06:39,364 Just say, "I'm taking Dez. I like him better than you." 121 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,425 "Stop crying, losers." 122 00:06:42,884 --> 00:06:46,183 How is that letting them down easy? 123 00:06:46,184 --> 00:06:49,930 If you want, I can tell 'em. Can I tell 'em?! 124 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,311 Look, Dez, I obviously wanna take you. 125 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:56,514 I mean you're not just my video director, you're my best friend. 126 00:06:56,515 --> 00:07:00,325 Yeah. I've been there for you through everything. 127 00:07:00,326 --> 00:07:02,758 Remember that time at camp when you ripped your pants and I gave you mine? 128 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:03,754 ( Chuckles ) 129 00:07:03,755 --> 00:07:06,958 Yeah, you went pant-less for the rest of summer. 130 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,079 And most of the fall. 131 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,159 Oh, and remember that time we got stuck in the elevator? 132 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,095 - I gave you my pants then too. - ( Chuckles ) Yeah. 133 00:07:17,096 --> 00:07:19,356 There was really no reason to do that. 134 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:21,720 That's what best friends are for. 135 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:26,709 I mean, I can't imagine us not going to your first award show together. 136 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:27,924 ( Sighs ) 137 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:31,815 You're right. I could never go without you. 138 00:07:31,816 --> 00:07:35,084 I'm just gonna have to tell Trish and Ally the ticket's yours. 139 00:07:35,085 --> 00:07:39,165 Our first award show! Awesome sauce! 140 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,484 Here you go, buddy. 141 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:52,465 Are you sure you want to play the Sousaphone, Nelson? 142 00:07:52,466 --> 00:07:54,895 It's a really heavy instrument. 143 00:07:54,896 --> 00:07:56,831 It's okay. I'm strong. 144 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:59,096 Just in case, I'd better keep holding on to... 145 00:07:59,097 --> 00:08:02,217 - Austin, hey. - Whoa! 146 00:08:02,909 --> 00:08:04,254 ( Loud crash ) 147 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:07,075 Nelson: Aw, nartz. 148 00:08:07,809 --> 00:08:11,193 Austin, I'm glad you're here. I just want to let you know... 149 00:08:11,194 --> 00:08:13,084 I get what you're going through. 150 00:08:13,085 --> 00:08:14,681 Really? 151 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:17,672 You're growing hair on your toes too? 152 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,833 Ewe. No. 153 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:24,439 I meant I understand how tough this ticket nonsense must be for you. 154 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,433 And the last thing I want to do is add any pressure. 155 00:08:27,434 --> 00:08:29,934 Just because Shiny Money's sampling "Double Take"... 156 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:33,633 A song I wrote... Doesn't mean you have to take me. 157 00:08:33,634 --> 00:08:36,607 - Really? - Really really. 158 00:08:36,608 --> 00:08:37,746 ( Exhales ) 159 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:40,147 Well, great! 160 00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:43,275 Yep. ( Nervous chuckle ) 161 00:08:43,276 --> 00:08:46,156 Greaty great great. 162 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:48,133 But here's the thing... 163 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:51,709 Aw, but you said greaty great great. 164 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:56,857 If you did wanna take me... And again, totally cool if you don't... 165 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:59,240 I need to know sooner rather than later, 166 00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:00,866 because I already requested the night off work, 167 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:02,548 and I need a full day for dress alterations, 168 00:09:02,549 --> 00:09:05,975 and if we're gonna match my purse to your tie which I'm assuming we would... 169 00:09:05,976 --> 00:09:08,064 If I give you the ticket, will you stop talking? 170 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:10,394 Yes. I would totally stop talking. 171 00:09:10,395 --> 00:09:13,669 - Because I'd be so excited... - You can come! 172 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,400 Besides, you're right. 173 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:18,011 You're my partner. You deserve to go. 174 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:21,529 Without your song, I wouldn't even be performing with Shiny Money. 175 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:23,629 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 176 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,790 Oh! Yay! 177 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,722 ( Flatly ) Yay. 178 00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:31,321 Austin, can I ask you something? 179 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:34,895 I know. Why did I say yes to everybody? 180 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:37,383 What was I supposed to do? 181 00:09:37,384 --> 00:09:39,912 They all deserve to go. 182 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,330 I couldn't say no. 183 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:45,371 No, I was gonna ask you for help. 184 00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:47,712 I'm stuck! 185 00:09:52,685 --> 00:09:54,889 Dez: Don't worry about what happened with the Sousaphone, Nelson. 186 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:57,277 All instruments can be dangerous to play. 187 00:09:57,278 --> 00:10:01,160 Is that why you're wearing a helmet? 188 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:05,481 Oh no, this is just how I play drums. 189 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:11,541 Whoa ho ho ho! 190 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:13,688 Thank you, Dez. 191 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:16,041 No, I'm dizzy from playing head drums. 192 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:18,682 Whoa ho ho ho. 193 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,730 What do you think? 194 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:26,341 Did your dress get a job at the megaphone store because it is loud! 195 00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:28,696 ( Plays sting ) 196 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:31,339 Some day you're gonna take off that helmet... 197 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:34,182 And I'll be waiting. 198 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:36,490 Why are you all dressed up? 199 00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:39,667 Because I'm going with Austin to the Miami Internet Music Awards. 200 00:10:39,668 --> 00:10:43,023 No, you're not. Austin promised me the extra ticket. 201 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:46,708 Sorry, ladies, you're both wrong. I'm going to the Music Awards. 202 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,929 Please. You're not even dressed for it. 203 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:53,550 Oh, but I am. Exhibit A... Formal backpack. 204 00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:55,581 Whatever. He's taking me. 205 00:10:55,582 --> 00:10:57,174 - No way. - He promised me. 206 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:59,537 ( All arguing ) 207 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:02,345 Austin: I'm not taking any of you. 208 00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:05,471 I'm not taking any of you because I'm not going. 209 00:11:05,472 --> 00:11:07,615 What are you talking about? 210 00:11:07,616 --> 00:11:11,635 I messed up. I promised all of you you could come with me. 211 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,495 Why would you do that? 212 00:11:13,496 --> 00:11:16,324 Because you gave me frosted french fries... 213 00:11:16,325 --> 00:11:19,588 And Dez gave me his pants and Ally... 214 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:22,675 Talked for a really long time. 215 00:11:22,676 --> 00:11:25,460 I don't talk for a really long time. 216 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:28,343 I think I talk for a normal amount of time. 217 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,691 I mean, then again, what is the definition of normal? 218 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,416 Your normal could be different from my normal 219 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,078 which could be different from Trish's normal. 220 00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:37,052 And uh, you were saying? 221 00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:40,238 I'm gonna call Shiny Money and tell him I can't perform. 222 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:42,230 This night is about all of us. 223 00:11:42,231 --> 00:11:46,210 If we all can't be there, none of us should. 224 00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:47,975 Wow. 225 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:50,751 Of all the selfish things I've ever heard! 226 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,553 And after all I've done for you, I can't believe this is how you thank your manager. 227 00:11:54,554 --> 00:11:57,084 Yeah. And this is how you thank your partner? 228 00:11:57,085 --> 00:12:00,155 - This is my moment too. - And some best friend you are. 229 00:12:00,156 --> 00:12:02,993 I was this close to rubbing knees with Shiny Money. 230 00:12:02,994 --> 00:12:05,191 It's elbows... Rubbing elbows. 231 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,571 I can't do that. I have sensitive elbows. 232 00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:10,485 At least something around here is sensitive, 233 00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:13,237 because Austin clearly doesn't care about our feelings. 234 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:15,872 You know what? Forget it! 235 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:19,869 I thought you all wanted to be there tonight for me, but I was wrong. 236 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:22,246 You're all acting like selfish little kids. 237 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:24,782 - Trish and Dez: Nuh-uh! - You are! 238 00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:28,372 And I'm not spending my night with a little kid. 239 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,825 Come on, Nelson. Me and you are going to the award show. 240 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:34,306 I thought you'd never ask. 241 00:12:49,779 --> 00:12:52,605 - Did we really just...? - Yup. 242 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:56,481 - And Austin's going to...? - Uh-huh. 243 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:59,804 - So we're pretty much... - The worst friends ever. 244 00:12:59,805 --> 00:13:04,154 Oh! I wanna play the finish-the-sentence game! 245 00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:06,190 Say something, Trish. 246 00:13:06,191 --> 00:13:11,095 - Dez, you are such an... - Elephant! Tractor! Pineapple! 247 00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:15,132 Yes, you are such an elephant tractor pineapple. 248 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,539 I'm great at this game. 249 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:22,448 So now what? We sit here all night feeling horrible about ourselves? 250 00:13:22,449 --> 00:13:25,089 Not necessarily. 251 00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:26,644 Wait a minute. 252 00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,787 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 253 00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:33,339 - We need to sneak into the show! - It would be so cool to own a penguin. 254 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,843 Sneak into the show? 255 00:13:34,844 --> 00:13:38,088 Trish, we've already upset Austin enough for one night. 256 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:40,324 And Dez, where would you even keep a penguin? 257 00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:43,325 In a bathtub with ice? 258 00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:46,532 You guys heard Austin... He wants us all there. 259 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,939 We have to go there and make this right. 260 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,245 I guess. 261 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,424 Great. So we're all on the same page? 262 00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:58,325 Yes! I'll get the penguin, you get the ice and we'll all meet at Ally's bathtub. 263 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:08,273 Announcer: Welcome back to the Miami Internet Music Awards. 264 00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:10,789 Now to announce the nominees for best viral video 265 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:13,359 the stars of the summer blockbuster "Mummy Mommy," 266 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,841 Cameron Diaz and little Haley Carlisle! 267 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:19,782 ( Audience cheering ) 268 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,969 Whoa! 269 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:29,030 Hotdogs and chocolate. 270 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,837 Chocolate-covered hotdogs remind me of Dez. 271 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,678 Austin Moon, you're on in five! 272 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,006 Yelling reminds me of Trish. 273 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,887 Whoa, Cotton Candy! 274 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,293 That reminds me of Ally. 275 00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:45,850 Cotton Candy? 276 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:49,211 No, this picture of Ally. 277 00:14:51,211 --> 00:14:54,331 Why did I bring this? 278 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:57,563 I just wish my friends were here. 279 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,253 I'm Cotton Candy man! 280 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,534 Rawr rawr! 281 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,498 I really really wish my friends were here. 282 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:06,915 Rawr rawr! Rawr! 283 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,129 Announcer: The Miami Internet Music Awards will be back 284 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:14,050 with Shiny Money and special guest Austin Moon. 285 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,282 Okay, we're in. Can we take off these trash bags now? 286 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:21,714 No, we need to look like we belong here. 287 00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:25,612 Shiny Money's performing "Trash Talka'" and his dancers wear trash bags. 288 00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:27,473 See? 289 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,141 I think this is a good look for me. 290 00:15:30,142 --> 00:15:36,042 And the best part is you never have to worry about finding a trash can. 291 00:15:37,093 --> 00:15:41,280 Let's just find Austin. We'll be fine as long as nobody who works here sees us. 292 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:44,281 Like that guy! Hide. 293 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:52,718 Show time. Everyone take your places. 294 00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:59,731 Did we just move? I felt like... 295 00:15:59,732 --> 00:16:01,532 Ah! 296 00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,664 Check it out. It's Shiny Money and Austin. 297 00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:11,065 Hey, Austin! 298 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,656 Announcer: Make some noise for the one and only Shiny Money, 299 00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:28,533 with special guest Internet sensation Austin Moon! 300 00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,569 Shiny Money: Miami, make some noise. 301 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:34,772 - What do we do? - We could ask for his autograph. 302 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:37,975 We about to take the trash out on y'all. 303 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:43,556 Shiny Money: It's your boy Shiny Money and Austin Moon. 304 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,651 Shiny Money, Shiny Money. 305 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:49,682 Shine to the money style. 306 00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:51,354 Woo! 307 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:55,315 It's time to take out the trash. 308 00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:58,630 Woo! 309 00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:01,036 It's shiny time, it's shiny time. 310 00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:06,137 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take... 311 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,607 - What are you guys doing here? - Trying to learn the dance. 312 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:13,708 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take... 313 00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:15,947 - Austin, let me explain. - I can't believe you guys. 314 00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:20,491 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take... 315 00:17:20,492 --> 00:17:23,104 - Austin, please. - How could you guys get in here? 316 00:17:23,105 --> 00:17:27,103 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take. 317 00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:28,487 They call me Shiny Money... 318 00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:31,728 Hey you, get over here! 319 00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:34,808 I'll explain later! 320 00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:37,834 Got a shiny smile, and my perfect shiny face. 321 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:41,773 Can be seen in the crowd all the way from outer space. 322 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:45,529 Shiny pants, shiny shoes, shiny shades, gotta watch 'em groove. 323 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,446 Shiny car with the treble and bass. 324 00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:52,127 See me fly by, make you do a double take. 325 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:07,187 Hey, it's shiny time, it's shiny time. 326 00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:11,917 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take. 327 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,672 It's money time, it's money time. 328 00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:19,413 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take. 329 00:18:19,414 --> 00:18:22,146 It's garbage time, it's garbage time. 330 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:26,837 You gotta make make make 'em do a double take. 331 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:29,482 Now for the jump, now for the jump. 332 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:34,463 You gotta make make make him do a double take. 333 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,001 Oh! 334 00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:45,672 I think we were supposed to catch him. 335 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:52,688 Double take. 336 00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:08,112 - You guys still here? - Yeah, Austin, we are so sorry. 337 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,247 Sorry for what? 338 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:13,029 For caring more about yourselves than you care about me? 339 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:17,110 Uh, you're talking to a trash bag. 340 00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,485 Oh. 341 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,151 Sorry for what? For caring more about yourselves... 342 00:19:22,152 --> 00:19:25,128 Austin! You're right. 343 00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:29,822 We were being selfish, but then we realized tonight was about you, not us. 344 00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:33,217 That's why we came down here... To support you. 345 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:35,808 So you guys weren't just thinking about yourselves? 346 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,797 If I was only thinking about myself, 347 00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:40,771 do you think I would wear such a ridiculous outfit? 348 00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:45,226 Yeah, that purple dress you had on earlier was awful. 349 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:49,127 I'm talking about the trash bag. 350 00:19:49,135 --> 00:19:52,145 I'm sorry we ruined the show for you. 351 00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:54,390 You didn't ruin it. 352 00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:56,653 Actually, you totally ruined it... 353 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,026 But I'm happy you guys came. 354 00:19:59,027 --> 00:20:00,045 Really? 355 00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:02,424 Yeah. We're a team. 356 00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:05,626 I couldn't imagine my first award show without you guys here. 357 00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:10,720 Buddy, if I was wearing real pants, I'd totally give 'em to you right now. 358 00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:16,098 Yeah, I think we should just go back to fist-bumping. 359 00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:18,379 All: Boom! 360 00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:24,736 Hey, you're the two that were supposed to catch me. 361 00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:27,093 - You're not still mad, are you? - Still? 362 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:30,371 It just happened an hour ago! 363 00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:32,491 Actually, it was two hours ago. 364 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:35,043 You blacked out a little bit. 365 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,783 My doctor said I can't perform for at least eight months. 366 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:38,897 Thanks a lot. 367 00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:40,452 - Hey, you're welcome. - High five. 368 00:20:40,453 --> 00:20:42,253 Ah! 369 00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:46,541 ( Loud crash ) 370 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,812 This is way better than any of those real after parties. 371 00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:03,238 Can you imagine me and Nelson hanging out at that after party? 372 00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,479 Where is Nelson, anyway? 373 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,235 This is the best day ever! Yeah! 374 00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:14,156 Yeah! 375 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,585 Yeah! 376 00:21:17,495 --> 00:21:21,473 My hotdogs, oh yeah, oh yeah. Woo! 377 00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:27,374 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 29057

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