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Pants sundae. 5 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:58,950 Oh. 6 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,760 Mmm. 7 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:08,030 I can't believe this is on the Internet. 8 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:09,700 I thought I was alone. 9 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,830 Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. 10 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:15,740 And there's definitely no eating off your pants. 11 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:17,940 There's no sign for that. 12 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,840 There shouldn't have to be a sign. 13 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,880 To not eat off your pants. 14 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:26,850 Guess who got a job at pirate Frank's fish fry. 15 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,880 Where every meal is a parrrr-ty. 16 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,050 This is the worst job I've ever had. 17 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:35,090 I smell like fish guts. 18 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,860 And guess who my new coworker is. 19 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:37,960 Ahoy, mateys! 20 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:40,730 I just got hired at pirate Frank's, 21 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,830 Where every meal is a parrrr-ty. 22 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,800 I can't wait to starrrr-t. 23 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:47,070 I can save up to buy a carrrr. 24 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,770 Guys, we've got bigger problems... 25 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,910 - This blog. - Oh, Miami h8ter girl. 26 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:55,080 She writes about everything she hates in Miami. 27 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,710 She's so angry and bitter. 28 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,780 I love her. 29 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:02,750 Well, right now all she hates is Austin. 30 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:06,020 I mean look at all these embarrassing videos she's posted. 31 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,620 Austin with broccoli in his teeth. 32 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:10,620 Austin biting his toenails. 33 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:12,660 Austin checking out a girl. 34 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:15,660 Oh! 35 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,970 That was so embarrassing. 36 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,800 Trish, did you just click "like"? 37 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,940 Hey, funny is funny. 38 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:26,640 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 39 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,710 ♪ when the crowd wants more ♪ 40 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:29,940 ♪ bring on the thunder 41 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,780 ♪ 'cause you've got my back 44 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,050 ♪ you're the perfect chord ♪ 45 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,590 ♪ and I see our names together on every billboard ♪ 46 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:42,620 ♪ we're headed for the top, we've got it on lock ♪ 47 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:43,890 ♪ we'll make 'em say "hey!" ♪ 48 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,590 ♪ and we'll keep rockin' 49 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:50,700 ♪ oh, there's no way I could make it without ya ♪ 50 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:53,730 ♪ do it without ya, be here without ya ♪ 51 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:56,800 ♪ it's no fun when you're doing it solo ♪ 52 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,810 ♪ with you it's like, "whoa," yeah, and I know ♪ 53 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,810 ♪ I own this dream 54 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,810 ♪ 'cause I got you with me 55 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:08,850 ♪ there's no way I could make it without ya ♪ 56 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,020 ♪ do it without ya, be here without ya. ♪ 57 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:17,620 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 58 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:20,790 I can't believe blogger who hates me. 59 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:24,900 Don't worry. Only has like 47 hits. 60 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,500 112 hits. 61 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,840 1,059. 62 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:30,900 Okay, maybe worry. 63 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:33,640 We gotta find out who h8ter girl is. 64 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,510 I'm performing at the mall this weekend. 65 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:36,910 And I can't have all this bad publicity. 66 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,680 Oh, I've got it! Embarrassing stuff, o. 67 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,650 So don't do anything embarrassing. 68 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:47,790 You have broccoli in your teeth again. 69 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,660 Keep happening? 70 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,830 I don't even eat broccoli. 71 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:55,730 Maybe you should do only good things. 72 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,730 So h8ter girl to put on her site. Bad. 73 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,670 Great idea. 74 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,740 Hey, Nelson, come here. 75 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,810 How would you like a shiny new quarter. 76 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,610 - To make a wish in the fountain? - Thanks. 77 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,780 I'm gonna wish for a mustache. 78 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:15,680 Yup, Austin moon is a good guy. 79 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,550 Who makes little kids' wishes come true. 80 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,790 Nelson! Oh! 81 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,690 I got you, Nelson. Hang in there, buddy. 82 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:25,960 Are you okay? Are you okay? 83 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,900 It's gonna be okay. I... oh! 84 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:34,600 You're supposed to let go of the quarter. 85 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,900 When you throw it in the fountain. 86 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,870 So no mustache? 87 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:42,710 - Sorry, Nelson. - Aw, nartz. 88 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,950 Austin... 89 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:51,520 You just saved Nelson. 90 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,950 Whoo! 91 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,930 I'd like to see h8ter girl make that look bad. 92 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,530 "Austin dunks defenseless boy into fountain"? 93 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,770 Wow, h8ter girl is good. 94 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,540 I mean bad. I mean good at being bad, 95 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,870 Because she's a bad person but she's just so good. 96 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,670 At being a bad... I'll stop talking now. 97 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:21,880 Here you go. Sorrrr-y I messed it up the first time. 98 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,850 Dez, what are you doing? 99 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:28,590 Frying a football. This thing isn't just for frying fish. 100 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,960 You can fry anything in here. 101 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:31,760 Look, 102 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:32,960 A hammer, 103 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,830 My purse. 104 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,930 That's my purse. 105 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,600 Oh, that makes so much more sense. 106 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,940 - Pirate Trish. - Yes, pirate Frank? 107 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,610 I have to go walk the plank. 108 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,850 That's pirate for "use the bathroom." 109 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:54,650 While I'm gone 110 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,880 I need you to take out the trash, 111 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,890 Mop the floor and batter the fish sticks. 112 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,820 Aye aye, Captain. I live to serve. 113 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,860 Pirate Frank wants you to take out the trash, 114 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:05,890 Mop the floor and batter the fish sticks. 115 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,860 Oh man! What'd he tell you to do? 116 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,570 Read this fashion magazine. 117 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,870 Ha ha, sucker! 118 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:20,610 Where's my cellphone? 119 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,480 I got it. 120 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,550 I'd give it a few minutes to cool off before you answer it. 121 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,550 Ah. 122 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,600 What's with the tent? 123 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:43,630 I'm living here until the mall concert. 124 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,800 So h8ter girl can't get any more bad footage of me. 125 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,700 I've got everything I need... 126 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,540 Food, video games, a bathroom... 127 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:51,770 But that's a closet. 128 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:54,640 Oh. Might not wanna go in there for awhile. 129 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,680 All right, first... eww. 130 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,950 Second, I think you're overreacting. 131 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,880 It's just a harmless website. 132 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,650 It's not like h8ter girl is gonna ruin your career. 133 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,850 H8ter girl is ruining your career. 134 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,820 - See? - The owner of the mall saw. 135 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,860 The video of you dunking Nelson into the fountain and cancelled your kig. 136 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:18,470 Apparently the mall has a no-dunking-kids- into-the-fountain policy. 137 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,870 So strict. 138 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:23,470 That does it. We need to find out. 139 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:24,840 Who h8ter girl is and stop her. 140 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:27,770 You're right, we can't let her hurt your career any more. 141 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,510 Come on, guys, let's... 142 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:32,450 - What's with your shoes? - I fried 'em. 143 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,450 Delicious. 144 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,520 There's no eating shoes in the store. 145 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:37,880 - There's no sign that says... - There shouldn't have to be. 146 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,790 A sign to not eat your shoes. 147 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,620 Fine. 148 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:52,520 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 149 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:55,450 Me? You shush. 150 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,790 Don't shush me. You shush. 151 00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:00,620 - Can you just go? - Dez, go. Just go. 152 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:04,660 So why do we think h8ter girl's going to show up? 153 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:08,460 'cause Dez emailed her and said he had embarrassing pictures of me. 154 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,670 She said to leave them in that recycling bin. 155 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,400 When h8ter girl comes to get them, 156 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,510 We'll find out who she is. It's perfect. 157 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:18,540 She'll have no idea we're hiding here. 158 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,810 Hurry up, you doof! 159 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,580 The chicken is in the Bucket. 160 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:31,790 - Is that code for you made the drop? - No, I brought chicken. 161 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,590 I thought we might be here for a while. 162 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,420 - Mmm. - Good call. 163 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,360 Stakeouts can take all night. 164 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:40,460 The key is to stay alert and awake. 165 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,640 The recycling bin is gone! 166 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,850 Do you think h8ter girl took it? 167 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,780 No, it sprouted legs and ran away. 168 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,490 Now what? We blew our shot. 169 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,560 - At catching h8ter girl. - Sorry, Austin, 170 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,460 But look on the bright side... 171 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,390 At least she didn't get any embarrassing photos of you. 172 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:13,400 All she got was an empty envelope. 173 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:16,570 "old school photo of Austin moon"? 174 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,470 Why did you give her real pictures? 175 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,340 Because I promised. 176 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:23,740 She may be an evil blogger who's out to destroy my best friend, 177 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,670 But I am a man of my word. 178 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,810 This h8ter girl's driving me nuts. 179 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,680 You know what's driving me nuts? 180 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:32,780 Trying to read a magazine with a hook hand. 181 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,420 Your uniform could be a lot worse. 182 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,420 At least you're not the one who has to greet customers. 183 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,720 Dressed as a catfish. 184 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,530 Wait a sec. 185 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,760 That catfish doesn't work here. 186 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,600 We don't serve catfish. 187 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,600 We don't even serve real fish. 188 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,400 That fish has been watching us for five minutes. 189 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,440 That must be h8ter girl. 190 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,410 I'll get her. 191 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,880 Tell pirate Frank I've gone fishing. 192 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:11,790 Hey, you catfish! 193 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,730 Gotcha! 194 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,500 - Oh oh, you've got her! - Come on, get 'em! 195 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:25,400 You've got her, just keep going. Keep going. 196 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:26,870 Use those pirate muscles! Trish: You can do it. 197 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:33,810 Let's see who h8ter girl is. 198 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,410 Tilly Thompson? 199 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,780 You know her? 200 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,780 We went to kindergarten together. 201 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:42,620 You're h8ter girl? 202 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:43,790 H8ter girl? 203 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:47,420 You mean that beautiful, amazingly talented girl. 204 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,490 Who has that awesome website about how much I hate Austin? 205 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,760 Never heard of her. 206 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:54,730 - Wait wait, hold on. - Whoa whoa. 207 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,830 You realize you just admitted you're h8ter girl. 208 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,640 I hate it when I admit things. 209 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,670 I hate it. I hate it. I hate it! 210 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:07,780 So how did you get all those videos of me? 211 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:10,610 I was always around you. You just didn't realize, 212 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,510 Because I'm a master of disguise. 213 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,720 Here's me as a cowboy, 214 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:20,420 A biker, and here's my favorite. 215 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,790 That lady pushing the stroller doesn't look anything like you. 216 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,630 I'm the baby. 217 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:28,730 Wah! Wah! Burp me! 218 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:32,470 Look, tilly, you seem like. 219 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,570 A really nice, not-crazy girl. 220 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,740 - Why do you hate me? - I don't hate you. 221 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:41,540 In fact, I think you're an amazing singer. 222 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,550 Really? Thanks. 223 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,850 - I hate her! - What? 224 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,550 - What did I do? - Oh, don't act like you don't know. 225 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,790 I'm not acting. I really don't know. 226 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,460 You mean you don't spend every minute of every day. 227 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:57,760 Thinking about my song you ruined in kindergarten? 228 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,830 No. 229 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:02,830 A person who dwells on something every minute. 230 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:06,400 Of every day for 10 years would have to be insane... 231 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,370 ... Ly talented. 232 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,410 And pretty. 233 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,480 How did Ally ruin your song? 234 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:16,580 We were both in Mrs. Carmichael's class. 235 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,680 As usual, Ally was being her little bossy self. 236 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,850 There's no eating in the classroom. 237 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,660 I was in that class too. 238 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:32,560 Guess who got a job as the hall monitor! 239 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:38,570 The spring pageant was coming up. This year's theme was insects. 240 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,600 I wrote "the ladybug song." it was brilliant. 241 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,410 ♪ I'm a little ladybug. 242 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,470 ♪ I have black polka dots. 243 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:49,810 ♪ I love to eat pizza and ride my bicycle. ♪ 244 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:53,620 Everybody lovit. 245 00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,790 It was kind of cute, 246 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,560 But the lyrics wfre a little all over the place. 247 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:05,690 I mean, ladybugs don't ride bikes. 248 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:08,530 Oh, like you know everything about ladybugs. 249 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,370 I... I don't know everything, 250 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,770 Just that they don't ride bikes. 251 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,840 Whatever. The point is. 252 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:17,640 You had to go and write "the butterfly song." 253 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:21,840 ♪ I'm a little butterfly 254 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,410 ♪ spread my colorful wings 255 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,490 ♪ even though I'm small and frail ♪ 256 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:35,660 ♪ I can do most anything. 257 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,790 Everybody hatit. 258 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,840 And then the class picked which song was going to be in the insect play. 259 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,770 Which one did they pick? Which one did they pick? 260 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,540 - They picked Ally's. - Oh, no way. 261 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:56,910 I would be so mad if I were you. 262 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,620 - You were saying? - Not fair! 263 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,690 My song was better! 264 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:09,720 Ally, you will pay for this! 265 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,760 Have fun singing with no lyrics. 266 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,830 There's no eating in the classroom. 267 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,400 That was a special day for me. 268 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,510 It was the first time I realized I wanted to be a songwriter. 269 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,540 It was a special day for me too. 270 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,450 It was the first time I got fired from a job. 271 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,620 Apparently a hall monitor can't charge kids to use the bathroom. Huh. 272 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:38,650 Well, it wasn't a special day for me. 273 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:41,420 It was the day Ally destroyed my dreams. 274 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,530 Look, tilly, 275 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,760 It was kindergarten. We were kids. 276 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,600 "kinder" is German for kids. 277 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,730 And "garten" is German for meatloaf. 278 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,700 Kindergarten... meatloaf made of kids. 279 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,570 Your brain is made of meatloaf. 280 00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,640 - I don't understand. - Well, it's one part kid, 281 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,580 - One part hamburger, put 'em togher... - No. Why are you. 282 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,850 Taking it out on me if you're mad at Ally? 283 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,620 Because I figured by ruining your career, 284 00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:09,780 I'll ruin her career. 285 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:12,720 It's the perfect way to get my revenge. 286 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,790 Wait, wouldn't it be easier to get revenge on Ally directly? 287 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:18,330 That's a great idea. 288 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,800 - Dez! - I'm just saying cut out the middle man. 289 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,530 Besides, it's not like I told her how to get revenge, 290 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,600 Like using your stage fright against you or something. 291 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,400 Dez! 292 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,740 That's exactly what I'm going to do. 293 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:32,840 We're gonna have a little show here at the mall. 294 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,710 And reverse what happened in kindergarten, 295 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,620 You're gonna sing your butterfly song. 296 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,620 And look stupid because of your stage fright. 297 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,590 And I'm gonna sing "the ladybug song" 298 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,620 And everybody's going to love me. 299 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:50,660 Uh, what if I don't sing the butterfly song? 300 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,600 Then I'm going to keep posting bad stuff about Austin. 301 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,700 And make sure he never plays another gig again. 302 00:15:55,900 --> 00:16:02,200 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 303 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,390 Ladies and gentlemen, singing "the butterfly song," 304 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:08,400 Ally Dawson! 305 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,510 ♪ I'm a little butterfly... 306 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,510 I can't do this. 307 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,650 They're staring at me. 308 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,380 They're stuffed animals. They don't blink. 309 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,490 Well, that one laughed at me. 310 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,560 It's Larry the laughing lizard. 311 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:31,730 That's what he does. 312 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:34,760 I just don't get it. 313 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,760 You didn't have stage fright in kindergarten. 314 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,630 - What happened since then? - I don't wanna talk about it. 315 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:43,400 I mean, now you can't even sing in front of a bunch of sweet, 316 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,410 Little fuzzy animals with their cute little eyes. And can I keep this one? 317 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,850 Look, Austin, I promise if I ever want to talk. 318 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,450 About my stage fright, you'll be the one I go to. 319 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,380 It's really sweet that you care. 320 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,790 Now give me back Dougie the dolphin. 321 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:04,660 You know you don't have to go onstage and embarrass yourself like this. 322 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,360 Yes, I do. 323 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,560 If I don't, tilly's gonna destroy your career. 324 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,730 I'd rather face my biggest fear than have that happen. 325 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,540 Thanks, Ally. That means a lot. 326 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,740 You're gonna sing as beautiful as the sunset out there. 327 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,710 Don't touch my dolphin. 328 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,680 I can't believe tilly's forcing Ally. 329 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,380 To sing onstage and we're not there to see it. 330 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,820 Well, you're a good friend for wanting to support her. 331 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,420 No. She could have a meltdown. 332 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,720 And yak on someone in the front row. 333 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,490 I don't wanna miss that. 334 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,600 But yeah, also the support thing. 335 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,400 We could ask for the night off. 336 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,540 That's not how I do things. We need to get fired. 337 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:52,470 In that case, there is something that I have been dying to do. 338 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,480 I can't believe it! 339 00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:00,380 You deep-fried the entire restaurant! 340 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,780 You're fired! 341 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,530 Thanks, everybody, for coming out. 342 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,330 You're about to hear two songs... 343 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:18,430 One great one and one terrible one. 344 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,400 I'm not gonna say which is which. 345 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,570 Here to sing the terrible song... Ally Dawson. 346 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,410 You can do this. I have total faith in you. 347 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,450 Those of you in the front row. 348 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,750 Might wanna take a few steps back. 349 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,460 Oh! 350 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,510 Oh, Mike's not working. 351 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,640 Testing testing, check one, two. 352 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,480 It's working fine. 353 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,780 - thank you, Dez. - You're welcome. 354 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,550 Uh, um, um, uh, 355 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,790 Um um um um. 356 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:20,460 - Um... - Hi, I'm Austin moon. 357 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,400 And I'm here to sing a song for you. 358 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,600 - What are you doing? - I don't care if tilly destroys my career. 359 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,440 I'd rather that happen than let you suffer. 360 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,680 - Seriously? - Yeah. 361 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:38,780 Thank you, Austin. That is the nicest thing that anyone has ever done. 362 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,750 Aww. 363 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,520 Gotta go, bye. 364 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,760 This isn't part of the deal. 365 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,760 If Ally doesn't sing her stupid song, 366 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:53,490 Then I'm gonna keep posting fake stuff about you on my h8ter girl website. 367 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,760 Whoa, you heard her, folks. 368 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,730 That's h8ter girl and she faked the stuff about me on her website. 369 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,800 Boo! 370 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,810 I hate it when I admit things. 371 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,810 I hate it. I hate it. I hate it! 372 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,610 Yeah yeah, you hate things. 373 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,650 Join the club. Let's go, wackadoodle. 374 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,720 Now I'm gonna sing the best song ever written by a five-year-old. 375 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,420 "the ladybug song"? 376 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,820 "the butterfly song." 377 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:27,430 no! 378 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,560 This song was written by my partner Ally. 379 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 It's special to her because it made her realize. 380 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,830 She wanted to be a songwriter. 381 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,500 And that makes her special to me too. 382 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:43,480 ♪ I'm a little butterfly 383 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,550 ♪ spread my colorful wings 384 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,620 ♪ even though I'm small and frail ♪ 385 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,690 ♪ I can do most anything 386 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,860 ♪ caterpillar in my cocoon. 387 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,600 ♪ I'm gonna be a butterfly soon ♪ 388 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:08,570 ♪ I'm a little butterfly. 389 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,370 ♪ I can soar through the sky ♪ 390 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:16,580 ♪ so glad I ended up like this ♪ 391 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:21,450 ♪ thanks to metamorphosis. 392 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:26,450 ♪ I'm a butterfly. 393 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:30,590 ♪ I'm a butterfly 394 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:35,760 ♪ yeah, I'm a butterfly. 395 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,750 Austin, that was really sweet, 396 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,850 What you did yesterday. I want you to have this. 397 00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:00,860 Dougie! Oh. 398 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:04,590 - You like stuffed animals? - Pfft. No. 399 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:06,490 I'll pick him up later. 400 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,360 What are you guys watching? 401 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,630 H8ter girl's meltdown. This is all over the Internet. 402 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,510 Tilly was so embarrassed, 403 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,340 She shut down her h8ter girl website. 404 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,190 I guess we won't have to be worrying about her anymore. 405 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:28,910 Ooh... cute little baby... 406 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:30,770 Miss me? 407 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,170 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 30255

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