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Hey, Ally, guess who got
a job at cupcake city.
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Thanks, Trish, but there's
no eating in the store.
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But I do like cupcakes.
Gimme that.
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Yeah, they give us all the rejects.
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That one I dropped on the floor.
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That's what I get for breaking the rules.
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Hey, do you want to go to a movie Sunday?
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Oh, I'd love to go to the movies.
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Oh, um, great.
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Because you're exactly
the person I was asking.
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- It's a date!
- Can't wait, lady-I've-never-met.
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- Oh, where'd you go?
- I was on the phone.
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That was work. Apparently "being
there" is part of the job.
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Gotta go.
Hey, Mr. Dawson.
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Guess who found 37 more cents.
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Dad, stop taking money out of the mall fountain.
Those are people's wishes.
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My wish came true.
I have 37 more cents.
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Well, speaking of wishes:
Dad, is there any way
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I could put a piano
upstairs in my practice room?
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The one I'm using is older than
the lady I'm dating Sunday.
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Long story.
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Honey, I know you love music,
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But the odds of making it in the music
biz are like a bazillion to one.
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C'mere.
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Boom!
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And action!
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Did you not see the "please
do not play the drums" sign?
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It's okay.
I'm an awesome drummer.
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What you just said has nothing
to do with what I just said.
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- Are those corn dogs?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ew. Do you know
how dirty these drums are.
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And how unhealthy corn dogs are and
there's no food allowed in here?
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I'll handle this, Austin.
Ma'am, we are making a music video.
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I am the director, although I
prefer the term filmmaker.
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And cut!
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We're gonna need a lot of instruments.
I can play anything...
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Piano, drums, guitar, harp.
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I can even play a trumpet
through another trumpet.
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Okay okay, well, I can play a
harmonica through a sousaphone.
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Prepare to be heimliched!
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I pay you back when I get rich and famous?
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Great! Just have your Butler
fly over on your private jet.
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- And drop off a sack of
shiny gold coins. - Really?
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No.
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Got it!
Whoo!
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♪ when the crowdwants more ♪
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♪ I bring on the thunder ♪
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♪ 'cause you've got my back ♪
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♪ and I'm not going under ♪
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♪ you're my point,you're my guard ♪
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♪ you'rethe perfect chord ♪
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♪ and I see our names togetheron every billboard ♪
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♪ we're headed for the top,we've got it on lock ♪
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♪ we'll make 'emsay "hey!" ♪
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♪ and we'll keep rockin' ♪
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♪ oh, there's no way I couldmake it without ya ♪
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♪ do it without ya,be here without ya ♪
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♪ it's no funwhen you're doing it solo ♪
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♪ with you it's like, "whoa,"yeah, and I know ♪
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♪ I own this dream ♪
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♪ 'cause I got you with me ♪
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♪ there's no way I couldmake it without ya ♪
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♪ do it without ya,be here without ya. ♪
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♪ you don't know know know ♪
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♪ my name name name ♪
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♪ I'm gonna make make ♪
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♪ make you do
a double take... ♪.
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How long have you been standing there?
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I was wondering if I could get
a discount on this harmonica.
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You know, because it's
been in the old lady.
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Uh, this is my private practice room.
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Did you not see the "keep out" sign?
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Hey, I liked that song, but if you
want to make it really catchy,
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You've got to speed it up.
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♪ you don't know know know
my name name name ♪
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♪ I'm gonna make make
make him do a double take... ♪.
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Cool, there's still some
old lady spit in here.
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Ew.
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Goodbye.
And in the future.
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Please obey signs.
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Guess who got a job at the magic store!
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What about your job at cupcake city?
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Apparently being a horrible employee
is grounds for termination.
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Isn't that shocking?
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Magic shock finger.
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Ooh, I'd better go.
I started my five-minute break two hours ago.
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♪ they want to know know know
your name name name... ♪
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- Wait hey!
- ♪ They want t g girl girl girl ♪
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♪ with the game game game. ♪.
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Where did you hear that song?
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- It's all over the Internet.
- The Internet?
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Uh, that place people go on their computer.
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- To look at stuff and shop.
- Okay, I know what the Internet is.
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You seriously haven't seen this video?
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Here, look.
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♪ flip a switch, turn on the lightning ♪
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♪ get it right,show 'em how it's done ♪
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♪ free it up, no matter
how you dress that song ♪
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♪ girl, you know,you got a number one ♪
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♪ go with it, you've got him
where you want him ♪
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♪ drop the beat,
they need to hear your sound ♪
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♪ play it up, it's coming down
to you right now ♪
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♪ they want to know know know
your name name name ♪
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♪ they want the girl girl girl
with game game game ♪
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♪ and when they look look look
your way way way ♪
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♪ you've got to make make make
'em do a double take ♪
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♪ make 'em do a double take ♪
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♪ uh... ♪.
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It all started with a homemade
video and a catchy song.
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Two million hits later,
Austin moon is a genuine.
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Overnight Internet sensation.
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It wasn't exactly overnight.
It was more like over...
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Two nights.
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How did you come up with your hit song?
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It just came to me.
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What up, Dez?
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♪ you've got to make make make
'em do a double take. ♪.
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What up?
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That's my song!
How could he just steal my song like that?
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- He messed with the wrong girl.
- That's right.
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Get angry!
Me likey.
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There. Allycat88 doesn't
like this video!
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Takehahat, Austin!
Whoo!
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- Yeah! - Calm down before
you type a frowny face.
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And really hurt his feelings.
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Come on, we're gonna give
him a piece of your mind.
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- All right, let's go.
- Yeah!
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Sorry.
Magic shock finger.
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- I just need to find out where he lives.
- Uh, the Internet?
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- You know, that place where...
- I know what the Internet is.
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Faster faster, slower...
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Faster faster!
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Hey! It's Ally
from the music store.
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Hi, I'm Trish.
Big fan.
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Sorry.
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Look, I'm here to...
what are you doing?
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I'm making my own cologne.
It's called "austin."
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Austin, Austin, Austin.
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The secret ingredient is my sweat.
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Wanna try some?
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I don't like you.
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Since Austin's famous,
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We figure people are gonna
want some Austin merchandise.
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Here's some stuff we've come up with.
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- Austin...
- Lunchbox.
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- Austin...
- Pillow.
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- Austin...
- Peanut butter.
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- Chunky...
- Or smooth.
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Mmm.
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An Austin action figure.
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I'm awesome.
I like pancakes.
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It's true...
I do like pancakes.
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♪ what up? ♪.
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And my personal fave,
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The Austin foam spitter.
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Why would anyone need a foam spit...
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Hi.
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Wow!
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A magic shock finger.
Me likey.
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Look, I'm not here to see
your junky Austin junk.
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You stole my song.
You heard me playing it at the music store.
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That's where the song came from?
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I thought I made it up.
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Oh, I guess that makes more sense.
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Since I've never actually
written a song before.
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I've tried, but they're all terrible.
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I wrote that song and you have
to tell everybody the truth.
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I can't!
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Do you know how embarrassing
that would be for me?
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Consider my feelings.
Are you really that selfish?
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So based on that ridiculous response,
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I'm guessing you're really
not gonna do anything?
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No no, I want to make this right.
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How about.
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A life-size
chocolate Austin?!
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♪ what up? ♪.
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Is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
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Trish!
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Tonight on "the Helen show,"
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Overnight Internet sensationaustin moon, live!
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That's right!
Live live live!
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I am so sick of that guy.
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I'm so talented!
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- How can he steal my song like that?
- I'm an overnight sensation.
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- Stop pulling that string.
- I'm unstoppable.
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Ha ha ha... ugh.
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Hey, he's gonna be on
"the Helen show" tonight, right?
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I say we crash his interview and
tell the whole world the truth.
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On live television?
In front of people?
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I can't do that.
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You have to! That guy's a
lowlife song-stealing thief.
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♪ they want to know
know know... ♪.
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It's a catchy song.
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That's it!
Dad, I'm taking my break.
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I've got to go interrupt
a live television broadcast.
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Okay, have f!!
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C'mon, Trish.
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We're gonna be the surprise
guests on today's "helen show."
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♪ they want to knowknow know... ♪
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- Do you want to get that?
- No, it's just work.
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Oop!
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Okay, the onlyhihing standing between us.
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And telling the world the truth
about Austin is that guard.
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The trick is to act like
you're supposed to be here.
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You gotta exude confidence.
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Can I help you ladies?
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No!
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Yes, we're looking for the kitchen.
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Or bathroom!
We're friends with Bernie.
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Or Lulu?
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We're going
to "the Helen show."
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We're musicians in Austin moon's band.
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Look, you austies have been trying
to sneak through here all day.
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He's dreamy. That song'cacatchy.
I get it.
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Sorry, ladies.
If your name's not on my list,
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You're not getting in.
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Did we say musicians?
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No, see, I meant.
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Magicians!
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Bad liars...
Pretty good magicians.
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Hey, welcome back.
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Our next guest is
overnight Internet sensation
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Austin moon!
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- It's go time.
- I can't do this.
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There's a stage out there.
You know I have stage fright.
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I know it's scary, but you can do it.
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I'm here for you.
You just take all the time you need.
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- Thanks, Trish.
I really appreciate... - Time's up.
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Hold everything!
We're here to tell you the truth.
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That guy is a weasel!
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And not like a cute weasel
you'd want as a pet.
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More of a lying evil weasel
who steals music!
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He's never even written a song.
Because he can't!
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And...
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This isn't
"the Helen show."
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This just in.
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"theelelen show" tapes next door.
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♪ know know know your name name name ♪
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♪ they want the girl girl girl
with game game game ♪
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♪ when they look look look
your way way way ♪
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♪ you gotta make make make
'em do a double take. ♪.
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So we are out of time.
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- Oh.
- It's too bad
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'cause we would love to hear
you do another original song.
250
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,450
Darn! I've written
so many songs.
251
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,220
I wish you had more time.
252
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,990
How about you come back tomorrow?
253
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,860
Tomorrow?
254
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,560
- Yeah.
- Another original song?
255
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,190
- Uh-huh.
- By tomorrow?
256
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,930
That's what I said.
257
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,230
- Um um, I...
- Oh, come on.
258
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,670
You don't want to let down all your fans.
Right, austies?
259
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,400
Yeah.
260
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,640
Um, okay.
261
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,910
- Tomorrow it is?
- Oh, you heard it right here, folks!
262
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:59,080
Austin will be back tomorrow
to do a new original song!
263
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,210
Yes!
264
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:19,360
Guess who got a job at the pet store!
265
00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,460
Roof roof meow!
266
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,600
You didn't even work at the magic shop two days.
That's gotta be a new record.
267
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,600
I plan obebeing better
at this job... after this.
268
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:34,110
Has anyone seen a giant
snake about yea big?
269
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,910
Oh, he's probably not poisonous,
270
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,410
But there's a really good chance
that he's totally poisonous.
271
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,180
- Ally, I need your help.
- Speaking of giant snakes.
272
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,320
- I need a new song by tomorrow. - Ha!
Why don't you just write a song?
273
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,860
You know I can't.
I've tried.
274
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,190
Listen.
275
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:52,130
♪ I need a song, it can't be too long ♪
276
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,900
♪ song song song song song song song song ♪
277
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,100
♪ song song song
song song. ♪
278
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,300
I wrote that last part.
279
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,540
Okay, uh, how about this?
280
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,910
♪ I'm not helping you with your song ♪
281
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,340
♪ get out of my store. ♪
282
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,640
- That doesn't rhyme.
- ♪ There's the door. ♪.
283
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,480
That's better.
284
00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:15,480
I know you're mad.
285
00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,320
I didn't mean to steal your song.
286
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,350
Then I actedlike a weasel.
287
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,220
Not a cute cuddly weasel,
288
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,960
But a jerky
no-credit-giving weasel.
289
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,990
I'm sorry.
290
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:33,200
Who am I kidding? My dad always
said music was a waste of time.
291
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:36,300
He said I had a bazillion
to one chance of making it.
292
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:40,840
That's exactly what my dad said to me.
293
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:44,940
Do you know what my dad said to me?
"dez, stop texting the dog!"
294
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,580
I guess my 15 minutes of fame are over.
295
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,320
I just wanted to prove my dad wrong.
296
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,150
Austin, wait!
297
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,390
I'll help you write one more song.
298
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,760
- You will? Yes!
- Whoo!
299
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,000
- Thank you, thank you!
- But first you have to do something for me!
300
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,360
Anything.
Name it.
301
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:12,030
Uh uh, I want a... a...
302
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,240
I... I want a... a ham!
303
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,380
- Did you just say a ham?
- Apparently I did.
304
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,680
Here, you can give her my ham if you want.
305
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,450
Okay, we have 18 hours.
306
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,420
To write the greatest song ever.
Go!
307
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,960
Oh, um, it's not that easy.
308
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,590
I'll get you started.
309
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,160
There. That's the first note.
That helps, right?
310
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:48,070
Gee, are you sure you've
never written a song before?
311
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,940
What do you normally do?
312
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,540
Well, there isn't
a "normally."
313
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,110
Sometimes I get a tune in my head.
314
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,670
Sometimes I think
of a lyric and write it down.
315
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,840
Never touch my book.
316
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,620
- What do you got?
- Okay, um...
317
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,690
"the tears
of your heart cry... "
318
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,720
- Too depressing.
- Okay.
319
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,390
- "the midnight sadness... " -
That's even more too depressing.
320
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,530
This song should be fun,
like a splash of sunshine.
321
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,560
You're like a drizzle of darkness.
322
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,600
We need to get you to relax.
323
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,870
You know, get your creative juices flowing.
324
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,740
- Shut your eyes.
- I'm not going to shut...
325
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,670
- Just shut your eyes.
- Okay, I will.
326
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,870
Don't touch my book.
327
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,180
Okay.
Imagine you come home.
328
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,540
And your living room is
just full of cheerleaders.
329
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:38,250
Uh, that's not really my idea of fun.
330
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,380
Okay, pretend you're on stage performing...
331
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,250
Oh, no way.
I have horrible stage fright.
332
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,920
Then imagine you're on the beach.
333
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,160
Ugh. Sand's
getting everywhere.
334
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,460
Ew, is that guy really wearing a thong?
335
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,130
Okay, forget the beach!
336
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,030
What do you like?
337
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:57,170
- I like pickles. - Great.
Pretend you're eating a Pickle.
338
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,970
- There's no eating in the store.
- All right!
339
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,470
Why don't we try this:
340
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,310
I'll close my eyes and you
tell me to imagine stuff.
341
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,210
Okay,
342
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,610
Imagine I'm giving up.
I quit.
343
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,780
Got it.
Are there cheerleaders there?
344
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,050
Austin, what I'm saying is.
345
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,590
Maybe we should just forget
this whole songwriting thing.
346
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,720
Whoa whoa.
Not so fast.
347
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,530
- Okay, almost there.
- Uh, what are you doing?
348
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:28,600
Funning you up.
349
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,830
Oh yeah!
350
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,330
No, I don't...
351
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,300
We're gonna dance!
352
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:41,640
No thanks... thanks.
This is silly.
353
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,810
See?
It's fun.
354
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,480
- Ally, so, like, you can do it.
- Come on, let's groove.
355
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,480
- C'mon, let's go.
- Okay. Whoo Whoo!
356
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,580
- There, I'm dancing.
- Are you sure?
357
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,220
- That was like the worst dancing I've ever seen.
- That is pathetic.
358
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,390
Okay, fine.
Whoo!
359
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,930
What up?
360
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,400
I-I... I think it worked.
361
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,440
I feel fun.
I feel like I could do anything.
362
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:53,170
Watch, I'm gonna do a cartwheel.
363
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,410
I can't do a cartwheel.
364
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,910
Well, don't waste the creativity.
Come on.
365
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,980
Let's write a song.
366
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,960
♪ whoa-aa ♪
367
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,490
♪ yeah-hhh ♪
368
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,400
♪ stop hiding outin the shadows ♪
369
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,130
♪ scared to showthe world you exist ♪
370
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:24,540
♪ don't lock yourselfin the darkness ♪
371
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,070
♪ the world is so muchbrighter than this ♪
372
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,440
♪ yeah, if younever take a shot ♪
373
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,040
♪ you're never gonna win ♪
374
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:35,210
♪ so turn it all around ♪
375
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,080
♪ and break downthe walls ♪
376
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,550
♪ whoa-aaa ♪
377
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,820
♪ come on and give iteverything ♪
378
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:44,290
♪ you can take a chance,make a stand ♪
379
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,020
♪ and break break breakdown the walls ♪
380
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,390
♪ whoa-aaa ♪
381
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,360
♪ break down the walls ♪
382
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,330
♪ whoa ♪
383
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,170
♪ break down the walls ♪
384
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:57,200
♪ whoa ♪
385
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,970
♪ come on and take a chance,make a stand ♪
386
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,540
♪ and break break breakdown the walls ♪
387
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,470
♪ break down the wall. ♪
388
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,610
- It only took all night,
but we did it! - Whoo!
389
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,350
- This song is awesome!
- Okay well, you'd better hurry.
390
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,420
You only have one hour
to get to "the Helen show."
391
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,850
You mean we'd tttter hurry.
392
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,750
I want you to be there with me.
393
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,660
Really?
You mean it?
394
00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:23,930
I wouldn't be going on "the Helen
show" at all if it wasn't for you.
395
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,500
- Thank you.
- Oh.
396
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,930
Oh, uh...
397
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,100
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
398
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,970
- We did it!
- We finished it.
399
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:34,500
We knew you could do it.
Here, we got you this.
400
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:36,770
Guess who got a job at the mug store.
401
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,680
"congrats, we knew you could do it.
" aw, thanks.
402
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,340
We also got you this one.
403
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,810
"sorry you failed.
You did your best"?
404
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,550
Well, we got you two mugs just in case.
405
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,550
Dez wasn't supposed to show you that one.
406
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:54,190
- Come on, we've gotta go.
- I'm going to "the Helen"...
407
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,290
Let's go!
408
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,190
Up next, Austin moon's
brand-new song.
409
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,830
Millions of people are
about to hear my song.
410
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:08,330
It was so worth quitting my job
at the mug store to come here.
411
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,040
Ally, the piano player's sick.
You have to play piano for me.
412
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:13,870
Uh uh, I can't.
I can't go out there.
413
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,580
You know I have stage fright.
414
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,310
What if they turn off all the cameras.
415
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,280
And everyone in the audience
goes like this?
416
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,250
No! No way.
I can't do this.
417
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:23,550
No, it's really easy.
Just go left and then right.
418
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,880
Left and right.
That's it, that's it.
419
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:28,090
Look, it's like you say in the song:
420
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,590
Take a chance, break down the wall.
421
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,590
- I'm sorry.
- Wait!
422
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,730
I have the perfect solution.
423
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,530
Okay, everybody,we're back in 30 seconds.
424
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,900
See, Ally, nobody can see you.
425
00:22:43,970 --> 00:22:45,600
It's just like you're not on stage.
426
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:48,240
I'm trying really hard
not to freak out here.
427
00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:50,040
You're gonna be great.
Trust me.
428
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,840
Hey, welcome back.
429
00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:56,810
And here to sing his
brand-new original song is.
430
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,380
Austin moon.
431
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,950
Thank you.
This song was written.
432
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,260
By an incredible songwriter, Ally Dawson.
433
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,260
She kind of wrote my first song too.
434
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:13,030
Ladies and gentlemen, here she is.
435
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,470
See, you're facing your fear.
That was my plan.
436
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,700
You're welcome.
437
00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:57,340
L-let's hear it
for lyly, everybody.
438
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,090
How was your date with that old lady?
439
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,720
She slept through the whole movie.
440
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,120
I had to explain the whole thing
to her on the bus ride home.
441
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,900
My practice room?
442
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,800
What is all this stuff?
443
00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:29,370
What are you guys doing here?
444
00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:32,800
Pickles!
But look at that piano.
445
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:36,610
I used the money I got from being on
"the Helen show" to pay for all this.
446
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,780
I... I can't believe
you did this.
447
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,710
- Thank you. - I figured we'd be
spending a lot of time in here,
448
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,010
So we should probably make it
as comfortable as possible.
449
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,510
Uh... we?
450
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,050
I want you to be my partner.
451
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,020
Spend more time with you?
452
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,120
You're a songwriter with stage fright;
453
00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:56,260
I'm a singer who loves being on stage.
454
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,460
We're a perfect match.
What do you say?
455
00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:02,730
We're partners.
456
00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:10,540
Guess who got a job as Austin's manager.
457
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:14,340
She has so much job experience,
her resume was like eight pages.
458
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,410
Oh, I promised his fans.
459
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,880
We'd have new songs up on
the website every Friday.
460
00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,320
Oh, I don't work fridays or other weekdays.
461
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,890
We have to write a new song every week?
462
00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:26,390
Trish, for the first video,
463
00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,420
I need 10,000 monkeys
and a big wedding cake.
464
00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,160
You can have a turtle and a donut.
465
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,590
I already have that.
466
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:37,230
Aw, man! My video just got
bumped to number two.
467
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,630
- What's number one?
- You on "the Helen show."
468
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:44,100
Hey look, they're even showing the
part where you threw up on Helen.
469
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,570
You're famous...
thanks to me.
470
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,780
Thanks to you.
Well, let me show you something.
471
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,940
Here you go.
472
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,420
Oh, me too, me too!
473
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:58,820
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