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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,324 --> 00:00:03,549 All righty, you'll recall Jane was in love 2 00:00:03,574 --> 00:00:05,019 with her baby daddy Rafael 3 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:06,587 and they even moved in together. 4 00:00:06,612 --> 00:00:08,072 And while Jane was moving out, 5 00:00:08,114 --> 00:00:10,741 Alba's pretend husband Jorge was moving in. 6 00:00:10,783 --> 00:00:13,536 So, yes, the Villanuevas were making strides. 7 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:16,995 But then, Jane's ex-husband Michael returned from the dead. 8 00:00:17,062 --> 00:00:18,605 And he wanted her back. 9 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:20,630 - Do you still love him? - I don't know. 10 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:22,524 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 11 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:23,650 Well, imagine this. 12 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,330 Rogelio's baby mama Darci 13 00:00:25,355 --> 00:00:26,949 was dating his archrival, Esteban. 14 00:00:26,974 --> 00:00:28,726 And Petra? Well, you'll recall 15 00:00:28,751 --> 00:00:30,962 her crazy ex-husband Milos was out to get her. 16 00:00:31,016 --> 00:00:33,226 But J.R. came to the rescue. 17 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,620 And then Petra did the right thing for once. 18 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:38,623 Are you sure you want to call police on man that owns 19 00:00:38,665 --> 00:00:40,834 two-thirds of Marbella Hotel? 20 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:43,044 Because she loved J.R. 21 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,797 And friends, they finally got back together. 22 00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:46,964 J.R., I mean it. 23 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:49,988 I will never lie to you again, ever. 24 00:00:50,013 --> 00:00:50,886 I love you. 25 00:00:50,911 --> 00:00:52,704 I know, romantic, right? 26 00:00:52,815 --> 00:00:54,425 So what could go wrong? 27 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:58,779 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was 29 years, 28 00:00:58,804 --> 00:01:00,765 eleven months and seven days old, 29 00:01:00,806 --> 00:01:04,018 she was exactly three weeks away from turning... 30 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:06,105 30? O-M-G, 31 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:08,152 that is so old. 32 00:01:08,177 --> 00:01:08,886 Whoa. 33 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:13,114 Well, I don't feel old, Mateo. I feel great. 34 00:01:13,318 --> 00:01:15,437 Like I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. 35 00:01:15,462 --> 00:01:16,613 Agreed. 36 00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:19,974 And, by the way, is there anything in particular 37 00:01:19,999 --> 00:01:23,002 you were thinking of doing to mark the occasion? 38 00:01:23,927 --> 00:01:25,198 What? 39 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,777 That was just a casual question. 40 00:01:27,019 --> 00:01:28,081 Actually... 41 00:01:28,106 --> 00:01:30,394 I thought it might be fun to have a party this year. 42 00:01:30,661 --> 00:01:31,770 A party? 43 00:01:31,795 --> 00:01:34,089 Yeah. There's so much to celebrate, you know? 44 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,603 Raf and I are moving in soon. 45 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,338 I'm about to start writing full-time. 46 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:38,851 You filled up your punch card 47 00:01:38,893 --> 00:01:40,964 at the coffee shop this morning and got a free latte. 48 00:01:41,045 --> 00:01:41,979 You know? 49 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,285 Life is good. 50 00:01:43,746 --> 00:01:45,949 I really think we need to blow it up. 51 00:01:48,861 --> 00:01:51,155 Yes, exactly! Blow it up! 52 00:01:51,197 --> 00:01:53,616 Let's blow it out, let's blow the roof off this joint! 53 00:01:53,658 --> 00:01:55,993 - Oh. - Wow. 54 00:01:56,035 --> 00:01:58,496 Okay. What about two signature cocktails? 55 00:01:58,538 --> 00:02:00,957 "Jane-a-colada" and "Jane and Tonic"? 56 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,582 - And two choices of cake? - Yes, Matelio! 57 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:07,417 And an ice sculpture in the shape of Jane's head. 58 00:02:07,442 --> 00:02:09,558 I think it should be a unicorn party. 59 00:02:09,943 --> 00:02:13,352 Yes, Matelio, because Jane is like a unicorn. 60 00:02:13,486 --> 00:02:15,382 There's no one else like her. 61 00:02:15,407 --> 00:02:17,868 - And could we get a real unicorn? - What? 62 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:20,344 Can we, Mom? Please? 63 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,949 You know, you only turn 30 once. 64 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:28,183 Let's get a real unicorn. 65 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:29,717 - Yes! - Yay. 66 00:02:30,762 --> 00:02:32,011 But alas... 67 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:33,830 that was all before this: 68 00:02:35,371 --> 00:02:36,663 I need you to leave. 69 00:02:37,089 --> 00:02:38,307 I don't want to leave. 70 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:39,792 I want to stay here with Daddy. 71 00:02:46,089 --> 00:02:48,074 Which led to this: 72 00:02:57,063 --> 00:02:58,398 What? Who's there? 73 00:02:58,423 --> 00:03:00,174 - Oh, my God! No! No, no, no, no. - Jane. 74 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:01,409 I didn't know you were coming home. 75 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:03,315 No, no, no... Please don't get up! 76 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:11,240 Rafael told me to leave. 77 00:03:19,526 --> 00:03:21,829 Which brings us here, now. 78 00:03:23,085 --> 00:03:25,546 Rafael, I love you. 79 00:03:25,587 --> 00:03:28,152 I-I... I just need to hear your voice. I... 80 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:31,270 I don't know what to do. Please, call me back. I love you. 81 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,010 Yeah. 82 00:03:32,052 --> 00:03:33,637 She's been doing that a lot lately. 83 00:03:43,096 --> 00:03:44,703 I don't want a party anymore. 84 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,339 What am I celebrating? 85 00:03:52,574 --> 00:03:54,589 My relationship is in crisis, 86 00:03:54,741 --> 00:03:56,160 I got kicked out of my apartment, 87 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:57,536 my son hates me. 88 00:04:25,371 --> 00:04:27,481 Oh, my God. Is that a gray hair? 89 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,731 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 90 00:04:42,831 --> 00:04:43,999 Where's my phone? 91 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:48,587 No, I'm gonna call Marlene and cancel that meeting. 92 00:04:51,632 --> 00:04:52,887 Uhp. 93 00:04:52,912 --> 00:04:54,346 I can't. 94 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:55,831 I don't have pages to discuss, 95 00:04:55,873 --> 00:04:58,333 I haven't written a word since Michael came back. 96 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,160 He couldn't have gone for oatmeal? 97 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:07,386 Hmm. 98 00:05:13,908 --> 00:05:15,243 I don't know, it was pretty awkward. 99 00:05:15,512 --> 00:05:16,464 I saw his... 100 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,668 Mm... incredible. 101 00:05:30,693 --> 00:05:33,574 I can finally eat desert without feeling instantly nauseous. 102 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:36,251 And I definitely like the banana the best. 103 00:05:36,809 --> 00:05:37,996 Then it should be yours. 104 00:05:38,674 --> 00:05:39,961 What do you mean? 105 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:41,777 We're tasting cakes for Jane. 106 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:44,433 Yes, but I've been thinking you should have a cake as well. 107 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:46,352 To celebrate being done with chemo. 108 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,495 You're out of the woods now. 109 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,318 The cake could be you... 110 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:53,845 literally coming out of the woods. 111 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,497 I'm not out of the woods yet. 112 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,255 Until after the PET scan. 113 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,900 It's too early to celebrate. 114 00:05:59,106 --> 00:06:01,056 Let's just keep the focus on Jane. 115 00:06:03,026 --> 00:06:04,528 Ah, saved by the... 116 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:07,656 - Baby! - Who wants an adorable baby 117 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:09,408 to breathe germs all over them? 118 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:11,744 Me. 119 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,996 The doctor said my immune system 120 00:06:14,037 --> 00:06:15,789 can handle the exposure. 121 00:06:15,814 --> 00:06:18,400 Yes, he did. Yes, he did. 122 00:06:18,425 --> 00:06:21,480 Are you ready to spend quality time with Daddy? 123 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:29,887 Ti-Ti-Tickle. 124 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:33,140 Sorry. 125 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:35,663 She's really clinging to me these days. 126 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,309 Just be... 127 00:06:41,789 --> 00:06:43,488 She's acting like I'm a stranger. 128 00:06:44,895 --> 00:06:46,939 What did you do to her? 129 00:06:47,259 --> 00:06:49,211 Just loved her. 130 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:51,325 Relax. 131 00:06:51,366 --> 00:06:53,857 Esteban's had more face time lately. 132 00:06:54,077 --> 00:06:56,455 She'll warm up after a couple nights with you. 133 00:06:56,497 --> 00:06:57,539 That's right. 134 00:06:57,581 --> 00:06:59,041 She will. 135 00:06:59,082 --> 00:07:01,679 She just needs more face time with her daddy. 136 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:04,871 Her real daddy. Not daddy's stand-in. 137 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:06,782 'Cause you're my baby girl. 138 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,593 My precious baby girl. 139 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:16,850 Oh, dear. 140 00:07:16,892 --> 00:07:19,603 You know, let's check in on Rogelio's other baby girl. 141 00:07:35,452 --> 00:07:37,534 Geez, maybe we should get Esteban 142 00:07:37,559 --> 00:07:38,613 to hold her. 143 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,691 I'm sorry I haven't answered your calls, 144 00:07:45,796 --> 00:07:47,965 but I need some time; my life's a mess. 145 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:50,050 Uh, that's not why I'm here. 146 00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:51,760 - Uh, I just... - Oh, my God, Rafael's here. 147 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:53,293 He can't see you. Oh, God. 148 00:07:53,318 --> 00:07:55,389 Oh... Go, go. 149 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:56,974 Hide. 150 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:03,021 Phew. That could've been bad. 151 00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:05,858 Hey, Mr. Sweetface. What a nice surprise. 152 00:08:08,037 --> 00:08:09,653 So glad to see you. 153 00:08:10,196 --> 00:08:12,325 We're just here because Mateo forgot his block castle 154 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:13,431 for show and tell. 155 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:14,997 Hurry up, buddy. We're gonna be late. 156 00:08:15,022 --> 00:08:16,740 Uh, wait! Mateo, stop. 157 00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:19,626 Where's my hug? I miss you. 158 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:21,073 I'll get it. 159 00:08:21,194 --> 00:08:22,737 Oh, uh, no, don't. 160 00:08:22,779 --> 00:08:25,573 I, uh... It-It's just a mess in there. 161 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:26,910 That's fine. 162 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:56,938 You're obviously busy. 163 00:08:57,177 --> 00:08:58,481 We're going. 164 00:08:58,523 --> 00:09:00,341 I need the dragon, too. 165 00:09:00,859 --> 00:09:02,443 - Mateo, stop! - Mateo! 166 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,896 Why is he in my room?! 167 00:09:07,282 --> 00:09:10,076 - Yeah, why is he? - It-It's not what it looks like. 168 00:09:10,118 --> 00:09:11,911 Looks like Michael is in our son's bedroom. 169 00:09:11,953 --> 00:09:14,054 - I was just telling him to leave. - That's true. 170 00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:15,688 - Stay out of this! - I hate you. 171 00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:17,125 This is all your fault! 172 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:19,862 We're leaving. 173 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,211 - You have to go. - Okay, but can I just tell you... 174 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,374 Not right now. 175 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:33,326 I have to talk to Rafael and explain. 176 00:09:33,327 --> 00:09:34,495 I know you want answers from me, but... 177 00:09:34,536 --> 00:09:35,788 It's not about that. 178 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:37,092 What is it? 179 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:40,188 My life insurance company wants their money back. 180 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,319 They found out I'm alive. 181 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,804 They think I committed insurance fraud. 182 00:09:42,987 --> 00:09:43,976 What? 183 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,559 Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous. 184 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,851 But people fake deaths for money, 185 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,294 so we have to prove we didn't. 186 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:49,890 We? 187 00:09:50,094 --> 00:09:51,632 Well, yeah. 188 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,585 You're the beneficiary, so you're liable, too. 189 00:09:57,142 --> 00:09:59,530 Anyway, the company wants their 40 grand back. 190 00:09:59,796 --> 00:10:01,039 I don't have it. 191 00:10:01,899 --> 00:10:04,548 After you died, I had to take some time off of work. 192 00:10:04,573 --> 00:10:06,262 I used the money to support myself. 193 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,080 I figured as much. 194 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,292 Which is why we need to provide documentation 195 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,638 to prove that you really believed I was dead. 196 00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:20,212 Can you help me with that? 197 00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:21,975 Yeah. Of course. 198 00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:23,465 But later, okay? 199 00:10:23,507 --> 00:10:24,825 My family's falling apart. 200 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:27,011 Hurry up. 201 00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:29,489 You're going to be late for your Mandarin lessons. 202 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:33,475 Once the girls are gone, maybe I can take this afternoon off 203 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,179 so we can spend some time together. 204 00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:38,666 And then, maybe you can spend the night? 205 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,483 I'm bar-tending until about 1:00. 206 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:45,164 Don't make that face every time I mention my job. 207 00:10:45,236 --> 00:10:47,929 I lost my license to practice law. I have bills. 208 00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:49,617 I just feel bad. 209 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:52,204 Don't. It is what it is. 210 00:10:52,813 --> 00:10:54,121 Come over after? 211 00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:57,020 Look, um, 212 00:10:57,554 --> 00:11:00,814 I'm actually not ready to spend the night yet. 213 00:11:01,816 --> 00:11:03,385 Let's just take this slow. 214 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:07,193 Yeah. Got it. No-no problem. 215 00:11:13,854 --> 00:11:15,626 Oh, hello, Temp. 216 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:18,896 There's an emergency at the brunch buffet. 217 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:20,314 They ran out of shrimp. 218 00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:21,916 How did this happen? 219 00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,986 The shellfish vendor said Milos canceled the order. 220 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:25,970 Ah, good old Milos. 221 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,162 He called and said 222 00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:36,622 no shellfish until you talk to him again, 223 00:11:36,664 --> 00:11:39,478 and he asked that when you speak to him that you... 224 00:11:39,549 --> 00:11:41,926 "not be crabby or shellfish". 225 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,854 - You think that's funny? - No. 226 00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:45,773 If you laugh, you're fired. 227 00:11:45,798 --> 00:11:48,319 Go! Call the prison, set up a phone call. 228 00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:52,554 I'm surprised you're still in touch with Milos. 229 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,103 Only because he owns the hotel. 230 00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:57,976 Trust me, he's the last person I want to talk to. 231 00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,461 And the last person 232 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:00,570 Rafael wants to talk to? 233 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,816 Thanks for meeting me. 234 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,573 I was gonna go to your office 235 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,158 and make another big scene, but... 236 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:08,286 I swear, that wasn't me. 237 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,072 Those are actual crickets. 238 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,749 I'm so sorry about everything that happened this morning. 239 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,334 I didn't invite Michael over. 240 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,628 He came because of a legal issue with his life insurance. 241 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,172 But then you and Mateo showed up, and I panicked. 242 00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:21,049 I didn't want you to get the wrong impression, 243 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,550 which of course ended up happening anyway. 244 00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,052 Yeah. 245 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,494 I'm so sorry. 246 00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:28,265 I love you. 247 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,282 Yeah, but you love him, too. 248 00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:31,478 No. 249 00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:33,644 I mean, 250 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:36,066 yes, because he was my husband, 251 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:39,113 so a part of me still loves him, but not the way I love you. 252 00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,111 And the point is that I'm choosing you. 253 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,696 I can get over those feelings. 254 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,361 - Get over them? - That's not what I mean. 255 00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:47,701 Come on, I know you, Jane, you're gonna have to explore it. 256 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,598 - That's not true. - It is true. 257 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,638 Otherwise, he wouldn't still be here. 258 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,790 And I don't want to wait around while that happens 259 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,542 'cause I'll just end up in a bad place. 260 00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:57,072 So what are you saying? 261 00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:02,298 You need to move the rest of your stuff out. 262 00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:04,945 That's it? 263 00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:08,100 We're just... over? 264 00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:10,682 I just can't do this again. 265 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:12,851 Wait. 266 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,189 I want to pick Mateo up from school today. 267 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,882 I need to smooth things over with him. 268 00:13:25,859 --> 00:13:28,570 Don't be sad, my sweet, little daughter. 269 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:31,331 You have a party to go to tomorrow. 270 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,605 Your big sister's turning 30, 271 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,449 but don't be jealous. 272 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:40,167 When you turn 30, you're gonna have... 273 00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:44,213 a big party, too, with lots of cake 274 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,716 and ice cream and balloons. 275 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:54,338 Shh... 276 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,784 Don't take it personally, 277 00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:58,603 he just has a way with babies. 278 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,843 You really have a talent, Smush. 279 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,483 Yes, well, 280 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,150 we all have talents. 281 00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:07,235 Mine happens to be acting and executive producing. 282 00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:10,332 I just watched a cut of The Passions of Steve and Brenda 283 00:14:10,374 --> 00:14:13,127 and it's phenomenal. 284 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:16,283 Come here, sweet Baby. 285 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,967 Oh, oh, it's okay. 286 00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:21,802 You're okay. 287 00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:26,814 Oh, boy. Baby needs a diaper change. 288 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,939 I got it, Mush. 289 00:14:32,396 --> 00:14:35,107 Could you please stop gloating about your career to Esteban? 290 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:37,276 Could he please stop gloating about the fact 291 00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,181 that he's so good with Baby? 292 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,791 He wasn't, I was. 293 00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:43,939 Because his whole life is looking after Baby right now. 294 00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:46,034 Sebastian El Gigante tanked, 295 00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:49,017 and he's been struggling to get his next role. 296 00:14:49,674 --> 00:14:52,385 Oh. I didn't know that. 297 00:14:52,603 --> 00:14:53,475 Yeah. 298 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,705 So cut him a break, okay? 299 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:57,275 Of course. 300 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:08,807 Barry, I need a favor. 301 00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:10,451 No way. 302 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,853 Ah, Marlene. 303 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,924 I know I asked you to catch me up on your life, 304 00:15:13,949 --> 00:15:16,259 but I was not expecting all of that. 305 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:17,744 Jane's former teacher, 306 00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:19,812 current mentor, and future golf partner. 307 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,061 Well, once. Jane shoots a 200, 308 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,021 nails an old lady in the back of the head, 309 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,416 and gets asked to never come back. 310 00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:28,072 Yeah, so that's why I haven't gotten much writing done. 311 00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:31,729 Wow. I am so sorry for you. 312 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,963 That is... wow. 313 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,549 You don't look that sorry. 314 00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:37,252 No, no, no, I am, truly. 315 00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:41,516 This is... this is just such great material. 316 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,394 The love, the heartbreak, the conflict. 317 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,313 Well, it doesn't feel like great material when you're living it. 318 00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,714 It feels horrible. 319 00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:50,174 A-At least when Michael had amnesia, 320 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,634 I wasn't breaking up my entire family... 321 00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:52,843 That! That sentence. 322 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,080 You have to write that down. 323 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,931 I know, I'm sorry, 324 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,478 it's a terrible situation, 325 00:15:58,503 --> 00:15:59,587 but write it. 326 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,423 I can't write. I'm too emotional. 327 00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:03,109 Well, at least take notes, 328 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:05,478 so you can remember all the details later. 329 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:07,046 I don't think I can handle taking notes 330 00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:09,166 on some of the most painful moments of my life. 331 00:16:09,398 --> 00:16:11,025 Just pretend you're an observer. 332 00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,415 Write in a dispassionate narrative voice. 333 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,046 Hey! Narrators are not dispassionate. 334 00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:17,489 We have a clear point of view. 335 00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:19,766 Detached. Objective. 336 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,834 Would you rather have Siri narrate this? 337 00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:25,112 Okay. I'll give dispassionate narrator a try. 338 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,972 Fine, so will I. 339 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,822 Here is Jane, taking Marlene's advice 340 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,950 while waiting to pick her son up from school. 341 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,495 Oh, look. Mateo dislikes his mother. 342 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,760 See? Boring! 343 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,416 Come on, sweetie, let's go. 344 00:16:42,026 --> 00:16:44,229 Hey, I know you're mad at me, but... Wait! 345 00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:46,760 Mateo, don't you run away from me! 346 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,342 Hey! 347 00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:53,363 You know better than 348 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,847 crossing the street without holding my hand! 349 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,479 I'm not going with you! Do not touch my body! 350 00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:58,601 Is something wrong? 351 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,520 Oh, he's, uh... I'm his mother. 352 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,522 No, she's not! Stranger danger! 353 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,399 Are you really this boy's mother? 354 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,276 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not! 355 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,703 Here, I'll show you. 356 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,134 Here's one of us together. 357 00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:11,809 That doesn't look like him at all. 358 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,671 No, it's j-just a weird angle. Hang on. Stop it. 359 00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:18,513 Okay, Mateo, 360 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,888 it's time to go now. 361 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,768 What are...? 362 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,912 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 363 00:17:26,937 --> 00:17:28,089 I hate you! I hate you! 364 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,591 I hate you! I hate you! 365 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,593 Write it down, Jane. 366 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,018 Write it down! 367 00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,707 You'll recall, we last left Jane... 368 00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:49,962 I don't want to hear another word! 369 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,206 Geez, okay. 370 00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:52,444 Go to your room, Mateo. 371 00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:54,889 - What's going on? - He ran away from me. 372 00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:56,862 Across the street, with no adult holding his hand, 373 00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,950 and then he pretended like he didn't know me. 374 00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:03,137 Well, he's had a rough couple of days. 375 00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:08,536 Yes, he has, but even so, he can't run into the street. 376 00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:11,260 I just think we can give him a pass, 377 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,514 given the circumstances. 378 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,808 - A pass? - He's upset. 379 00:18:15,915 --> 00:18:19,000 And he won't do it again. Right, buddy? 380 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,840 So he totally undermined you? 381 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:24,717 Yes, in front of Mateo. 382 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,593 I know he's upset, but we have to co-parent! 383 00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:29,871 - Don't yell at me. - I'm not, I'm yelling at Rafael! 384 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,949 I agree. When it comes to co-parenting, 385 00:18:31,974 --> 00:18:33,225 you must do whatever it takes, 386 00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,286 even get someone a job in Mexico. 387 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,064 I'm not following, Dad. 388 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:41,533 I had a small co-parenting issue of my own, 389 00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:45,729 which I solved by sending "the issue" away. 390 00:18:46,321 --> 00:18:48,115 You got Esteban a job in Mexico? 391 00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:49,512 How is that good co-parenting? 392 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:51,763 It's a lead role. Barry had to pull a lot of strings. 393 00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:54,332 And while Esteban's gone, Baby will bond with me. 394 00:18:54,357 --> 00:18:55,629 That is not good co-parenting! 395 00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:56,855 That is you thinking of yourself! 396 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,006 What is wrong with you? 397 00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,300 Are you really yelling at Rafael again? 398 00:19:00,342 --> 00:19:02,761 No, Dad, I'm yelling at you! 399 00:19:03,196 --> 00:19:04,833 I don't get it, why are you angry? 400 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,295 Because I went to get my phone and picked up yours 401 00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:08,933 and saw this e-mail to Milos. 402 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:11,394 - I didn't e-mail Milos. - Unbelievable. 403 00:19:11,436 --> 00:19:12,812 It's right here, Petra, 404 00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,481 how you said you won't testify against him 405 00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,024 if he gives you the hotel. 406 00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,628 What are you talking about? 407 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,235 I didn't write this. 408 00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:21,112 - It's from your account. - Yes, I know, 409 00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,740 but I'm being set up. You have to believe me. 410 00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:26,701 Really? The last time we went down this road, 411 00:19:26,743 --> 00:19:28,745 you let me believe that you were innocent for months. 412 00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:30,747 And you honestly think I'd lie to you again? 413 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,856 I swear this wasn't me. 414 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,366 I'll-I'll prove it to you. 415 00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:39,542 Okay. 416 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:40,970 Lots of proof. 417 00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:44,552 Oh, it's for my birthday party. 418 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:48,467 Yeah. Big one coming up, if I remember correctly. 419 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:52,936 Don't worry. I'm not gonna crash your 30th birthday party. 420 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:56,439 I found a bunch of receipts, uh, from your funeral arrangements. 421 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,363 You can send that to the insurance company, right? 422 00:19:58,388 --> 00:19:59,597 Yes, that's great. 423 00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:02,888 Wow, you went really big on the flowers. 424 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,283 Oh, yeah. Spared no expense. 425 00:20:10,591 --> 00:20:12,093 Uh, plus medical files 426 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:13,703 and witness testimonies from the LSATs. 427 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,220 That's got to be enough. 428 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,157 If not, I can always take out a loan. 429 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,535 I could split it. Cut corners. No vacations. 430 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,692 Have you been taking vacations? 431 00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:23,427 No vacations ever. 432 00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:26,149 But I do aspire to be a person who takes vacations. 433 00:20:28,568 --> 00:20:31,286 We were pretty good at planning stay-cations, 434 00:20:31,654 --> 00:20:33,222 as I remember. 435 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:42,165 Um, so we didn't get to go to Puerto Rico for our honeymoon, 436 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:45,943 so this is... well, it's not that, but something else. 437 00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:47,728 Michael. 438 00:20:49,846 --> 00:20:51,387 Ah, yes. 439 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:55,246 What to do in such a passionate moment? 440 00:20:57,597 --> 00:21:01,017 We actually might need that document for the case. 441 00:21:01,257 --> 00:21:04,228 - Hmm? - You write a dispassionate note. 442 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,857 Okay, that one doesn't look dispassionate. 443 00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:13,746 I see you, Rogelio. What do you want? 444 00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:15,782 You have excellent peripheral vision. 445 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:21,023 I just came by to bring Baby this adorable lavender tutu. 446 00:21:21,423 --> 00:21:24,820 And see if I could get some more impromptu face time with her 447 00:21:24,845 --> 00:21:26,013 before the party. 448 00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:28,284 She's sleeping in the nursery. 449 00:21:28,309 --> 00:21:29,700 You can wait here until she's up. 450 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:34,131 I notice you have your rage face on. 451 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,629 What are you doing? 452 00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:40,075 Filling out a Darci Factor breakup workbook. 453 00:21:40,139 --> 00:21:42,266 I feel calmer already. 454 00:21:42,308 --> 00:21:43,878 Wait. Breakup? 455 00:21:44,143 --> 00:21:46,729 Esteban took a job shooting a telenovela in Mexico, 456 00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:48,200 and he broke up with me. 457 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:57,435 - Darci. Look... - Be quiet. I'm fine. 458 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,091 No. Listen, this is all my fault. 459 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,340 I was jealous of Baby's attachment 460 00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:05,411 to Esteban, and... I got him that job. 461 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,744 No kidding. 462 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:09,001 We realized that, you jackass. 463 00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:11,671 And it was a really dumb thing to do. 464 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,173 But the fact that he broke up with me 465 00:22:14,198 --> 00:22:15,561 to do this show, well... 466 00:22:15,923 --> 00:22:19,296 well, you exposed some real problems in my relationship. 467 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,723 Darci Factor rule #83. 468 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,416 "Use the fight to shine a light." 469 00:22:27,669 --> 00:22:29,357 Better I know now than later. 470 00:22:29,671 --> 00:22:31,537 I'm so sorry this happened. 471 00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:34,801 Well, if you really feel bad, you can meet Esteban 472 00:22:34,826 --> 00:22:36,456 and pick up some of Baby's stuff. 473 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,248 I can't see his face right now. 474 00:22:38,472 --> 00:22:40,631 Darci Factor rule #13. 475 00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:44,555 "When it ends, don't be friends." 476 00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:46,393 Are you okay? 477 00:22:46,981 --> 00:22:48,482 No. 478 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,187 But I will be. 479 00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:55,466 Okay. Let's get out of this sad place, 480 00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:57,357 and head over to our birthday girl. 481 00:22:57,866 --> 00:23:00,123 Okay, just as miserable. Noted. 482 00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:04,264 Yeah, yeah, I'm hurrying. 483 00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:10,732 I didn't want to say it, but... 484 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,425 I'm just not in the party mood. 485 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:18,679 It's Rafael. 486 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:19,962 Hello? 487 00:23:19,987 --> 00:23:21,373 Hi, it's me, Mateo. 488 00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:24,743 Oh, hey, Mateo. I can't wait to see you tonight. 489 00:23:24,941 --> 00:23:27,013 The unicorn can't wait, either. He told me. 490 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,565 I'm not coming. And unicorns don't talk. 491 00:23:29,731 --> 00:23:31,316 What do you mean you're not coming? 492 00:23:31,623 --> 00:23:32,818 I'm sick. 493 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:34,820 Are you really sick, 494 00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:36,446 or are you just mad because my... 495 00:23:39,491 --> 00:23:40,864 He hung up. 496 00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:43,893 Hi, you've reached Rafael Solano, 497 00:23:44,037 --> 00:23:46,958 - please leave... - Voice mail. I'm done. Mm-mm. 498 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:52,307 My son is not missing my unicorn birthday party. 499 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:56,840 What are you doing here? 500 00:23:56,865 --> 00:23:59,598 Look, I know you're unhappy with me, but we are co-parents first. 501 00:23:59,623 --> 00:24:01,208 We have to be on the same team. 502 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,793 Do you think that I want to have a party today? 503 00:24:02,835 --> 00:24:05,796 No. But I'm having one and my son needs to be there. 504 00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:08,883 And no matter how you feel about me, you have to support that. 505 00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,643 He says he doesn't feel well. 506 00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:14,348 And he's clearly faking it because he's mad at me. 507 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:16,100 And you're letting him get away with that. 508 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:19,003 And letting your feelings get in the way is not good parenting. 509 00:24:20,152 --> 00:24:21,537 Come on, Mateo. Let's go. 510 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,513 Oh... 511 00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,748 Impressive commitment to faking it. 512 00:24:30,795 --> 00:24:31,782 Oh, sweetie. 513 00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:33,654 Here, Mommy will stay, too. Let me take care of you. 514 00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:34,958 No. Go away. 515 00:24:37,193 --> 00:24:39,278 It's okay. I got this. 516 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,610 You can go. 517 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:04,009 You know, it's okay to want Mommy right now. 518 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,386 No. I'm mad until you're not mad. 519 00:25:07,219 --> 00:25:09,973 No. No, we are separate people. 520 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,900 And no matter what happens with me and Mommy, 521 00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:14,208 your mommy loves you. 522 00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:15,951 Do you still love her? 523 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,790 Always. 524 00:25:18,387 --> 00:25:22,037 We're just figuring out the way we love each other. 525 00:25:27,014 --> 00:25:28,846 True, for the record. 526 00:25:38,299 --> 00:25:39,591 Please don't cry. 527 00:25:39,616 --> 00:25:40,919 Then stop yelling at me. 528 00:25:40,944 --> 00:25:43,623 I'm not yelling at you, I'm... you're just here, 529 00:25:43,648 --> 00:25:45,614 - and I'm angry, okay? - No...? 530 00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:47,492 Shh. Did you find the security footage 531 00:25:47,534 --> 00:25:48,910 from the time the e-mail was sent? 532 00:25:48,952 --> 00:25:50,494 Yes. You were right. 533 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:51,937 You were firing Travis the busboy. 534 00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:53,388 Yes. I knew it. 535 00:25:55,059 --> 00:25:56,564 W-Wait. Where am I? 536 00:25:59,169 --> 00:25:59,831 Oh. 537 00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:02,396 T-That's okay. Travis can vouch for me, say I was there. 538 00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:04,967 I don't think Travis will want to help you since you just fired him. 539 00:26:04,992 --> 00:26:06,309 Shh. No one asked you, Temp. 540 00:26:07,267 --> 00:26:07,966 Jane! 541 00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:09,377 Look, right there. 542 00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:15,232 You know, I should get to her party a little early. 543 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,804 Gift-wrap this. 544 00:26:18,021 --> 00:26:19,882 Hey, I'm gonna be a few minutes late. 545 00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:22,201 Esteban isn't here yet. How does the house look? 546 00:26:22,226 --> 00:26:24,437 It's the unicorn party of your dreams. 547 00:26:24,511 --> 00:26:25,969 Okay, good. 548 00:26:26,154 --> 00:26:28,490 Oh, make sure Jane's head is away from the door 549 00:26:28,515 --> 00:26:29,583 so it doesn't melt. 550 00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:33,220 Got it. 551 00:26:33,245 --> 00:26:36,707 Oh, thank God. It's him. Okay, see you soon. 552 00:26:36,778 --> 00:26:39,030 And don't worry, I look amazing. 553 00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:43,326 Hello, thank you for stopping by. 554 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,187 I'll just take that so we can both be on our way. 555 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:46,320 Hold on. 556 00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:49,178 I want to show you exactly where everything is 557 00:26:49,203 --> 00:26:50,731 so Baby always has what she needs. 558 00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:54,802 I put her favorite paci in the front pocket 559 00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:59,000 and her second favorite paci in the back pocket. 560 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:01,528 Great. Thank you. Thank you very much. Bye. 561 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,638 Wait. 562 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:07,930 I also brought another bag, with some of Darci's things. 563 00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:10,193 Could you give it to her? 564 00:27:10,516 --> 00:27:11,902 Yes, of course. 565 00:27:15,062 --> 00:27:17,119 What are you doing? 566 00:27:17,994 --> 00:27:19,358 I'm crying, man. 567 00:27:20,517 --> 00:27:24,179 I love Darci, and my heart has broken into a million pieces 568 00:27:24,204 --> 00:27:26,032 that my body can no longer contain. 569 00:27:26,057 --> 00:27:27,960 Then why did you break up with her? 570 00:27:28,076 --> 00:27:30,620 Because it was the right thing to do, for the family. 571 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:33,143 W-What is that supposed to mean? 572 00:27:34,226 --> 00:27:35,833 I came from a messed up family. 573 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:40,254 My father and my mother's three lovers hated each other, 574 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:42,645 and the constant fighting really messed me up. 575 00:27:43,157 --> 00:27:45,357 So when I found out the lengths you went through 576 00:27:45,382 --> 00:27:47,545 to get me out of Baby's life, 577 00:27:47,686 --> 00:27:48,794 I realized 578 00:27:48,954 --> 00:27:50,894 that I could not put Baby through that. 579 00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:55,053 Because I know how Baby would feel. 580 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,170 Because... 581 00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:59,723 I am Baby. 582 00:28:02,054 --> 00:28:03,373 Anyway, 583 00:28:03,969 --> 00:28:05,465 let me get her car seat. 584 00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:11,528 Ugh, parenting. 585 00:28:11,683 --> 00:28:13,263 It's hard sometimes. 586 00:28:14,102 --> 00:28:15,524 But hey, come on, Jane. 587 00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:18,226 The party. Focus on the party. 588 00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:29,213 Maybe she just went to get ice? 589 00:28:32,887 --> 00:28:34,523 Ah, yes. You'll recall 590 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:35,924 we last left our Jane 591 00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:39,208 fleeing her own unicorn party. 592 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:40,821 This is bad, people. 593 00:28:40,948 --> 00:28:42,570 Where is she going? 594 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,535 I'm coming with you. 595 00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:47,593 You are? 596 00:28:47,618 --> 00:28:49,703 Yes, of course. I care about Jane, too. 597 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,687 And she needs her to corroborate an alibi. 598 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:55,563 Someone get that little donkey with a horn out of my house. 599 00:28:55,588 --> 00:28:57,081 I don't care how magical it may be, 600 00:28:57,106 --> 00:28:58,946 I am not dealing with unicorn poop. 601 00:28:59,088 --> 00:29:00,563 - How will we find her? - Easy. 602 00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:02,339 We're a Find My Friends kind of family. 603 00:29:02,716 --> 00:29:04,751 Okay. Where'd you go, Jane? 604 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,944 Found her. 605 00:29:05,969 --> 00:29:07,009 Jane! 606 00:29:07,729 --> 00:29:08,857 What are you doing here? 607 00:29:08,941 --> 00:29:11,110 - What are you doing here? - I wanted to be alone. 608 00:29:13,859 --> 00:29:16,507 Yes, I can. I'm a grown woman and I can run away if I want to. 609 00:29:16,532 --> 00:29:18,360 Oh, no! My notes! 610 00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:30,337 - No! - Oh, no. 611 00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:31,755 What is he doing here? 612 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,049 Esteban still loves you, Darci. 613 00:29:34,091 --> 00:29:36,552 He only broke up with you to protect Baby from us. 614 00:29:36,886 --> 00:29:38,054 You know how I grew up. 615 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:39,690 With my father and my mother, 616 00:29:39,914 --> 00:29:43,084 and Diego and Matias and Alejandro always fighting. 617 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,711 I can't put Baby through that. 618 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,510 Well, that's a better reason, at least. 619 00:29:49,924 --> 00:29:51,509 I thought you wanted to sleep with some 620 00:29:51,551 --> 00:29:53,349 sexy telenovela bombshell. 621 00:29:53,636 --> 00:29:57,849 You are the only sexy telenovela bombshell for me, Darci. 622 00:29:58,266 --> 00:30:00,268 Aww. See? 623 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:03,180 Great, so now you can make up. 624 00:30:04,374 --> 00:30:06,314 No. It's still over. 625 00:30:09,569 --> 00:30:11,271 - Wait, wait. - Why? 626 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,928 Because what happens the next time he does something stupid? 627 00:30:13,953 --> 00:30:15,704 He won't. Will you? 628 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:17,577 - I won't. - You will. 629 00:30:17,602 --> 00:30:19,271 And I'm stuck with this doofus, Esteban. 630 00:30:19,328 --> 00:30:22,206 Okay, that's true, you are. But I can do better. 631 00:30:22,248 --> 00:30:24,333 I want to do better, because it's best for Baby 632 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:26,294 to be surrounded by people who love each other. 633 00:30:26,335 --> 00:30:28,242 And you two love each other. 634 00:30:28,398 --> 00:30:31,359 Please, Darci. Take Esteban back. 635 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,465 Please, Darci. Take me back. 636 00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:39,599 Fine. 637 00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:42,935 But if this ever happens again... 638 00:30:45,925 --> 00:30:47,058 Oh. 639 00:30:52,362 --> 00:30:56,324 How about a champagne toast and a foot rub 640 00:30:56,547 --> 00:30:59,923 to celebrate the end of this dark time of separation? 641 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,683 You don't have to do that. It was only one day. 642 00:31:03,337 --> 00:31:05,750 Hmm. Darci Factor rule #355. 643 00:31:06,195 --> 00:31:07,714 "Want to keep your mate? 644 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,631 Then take every chance to celebrate." 645 00:31:12,277 --> 00:31:13,883 That's really good advice. 646 00:31:15,676 --> 00:31:17,210 Now, I should find Jane. 647 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:18,829 Oh, she's not here. 648 00:31:19,013 --> 00:31:20,723 What? Where is she? 649 00:31:20,765 --> 00:31:22,890 Oh, look. Found her again. 650 00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:25,228 I'm sorry, hon. 651 00:31:25,462 --> 00:31:27,230 Oh, it's okay. 652 00:31:27,271 --> 00:31:29,649 Celebrating my 30th birthday while sitting in a ditch 653 00:31:29,674 --> 00:31:31,566 feels pretty right, honestly. 654 00:31:40,454 --> 00:31:41,830 What happened? 655 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,868 Just seeing everyone waiting there, 656 00:31:45,706 --> 00:31:49,126 and, uh, having to walk in without Rafael, 657 00:31:50,095 --> 00:31:51,441 I couldn't do it. 658 00:31:51,933 --> 00:31:55,604 Because then, it would be all so real that this is happening. 659 00:31:57,588 --> 00:32:00,112 I know it's just a stupid birthday party, but celebrating 660 00:32:00,137 --> 00:32:02,246 without Rafael feels like I'm accepting 661 00:32:02,271 --> 00:32:04,762 that I'm moving forward without him. 662 00:32:08,575 --> 00:32:10,356 Yeah, we're here for you. 663 00:32:10,398 --> 00:32:12,739 - As long as it takes. - Absolutely. 664 00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:15,194 Hey, don't worry. Rafael will realize he's making a mistake. 665 00:32:15,236 --> 00:32:17,196 Want me to call him and yell at him? 666 00:32:17,238 --> 00:32:19,907 No, don't. I'll figure it out. 667 00:32:20,554 --> 00:32:22,667 Aww, there's that smile. 668 00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:25,296 Can I just grab that napkin? Hmm? 669 00:32:25,321 --> 00:32:27,198 Well, the one you're holding. Do you mind... can I just have it? 670 00:32:27,888 --> 00:32:29,083 Thank you. Yes! Great. 671 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:31,711 "Jane can't pick up her check until Petra is done viciously 672 00:32:31,752 --> 00:32:33,504 "firing Travis, but Jane doesn't even feel bad for him 673 00:32:33,546 --> 00:32:35,715 "because all she can think about is how lucky he is that his kids 674 00:32:35,756 --> 00:32:37,675 are still speaking to him." Yay! 675 00:32:37,717 --> 00:32:39,885 This plus the video is the proof I need to save my relationship. 676 00:32:39,927 --> 00:32:42,054 Okay, I'm off. Oh, hey. 677 00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:43,789 You got this, girl. Okay? Happy birthday. 678 00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,410 Oh, it was Marlene's idea. 679 00:32:51,689 --> 00:32:54,538 She told me to write dispassionate observations 680 00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,252 about my life instead of trying to write. 681 00:32:56,277 --> 00:32:57,653 Hmm. 682 00:32:58,016 --> 00:33:00,740 "Michael still mispronounces 'deficit.' 683 00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:03,426 "And even though he talks slower, his eyes 684 00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:06,203 still look the same before he's about to make a joke." 685 00:33:07,682 --> 00:33:09,890 "He's slower to laugh 686 00:33:10,158 --> 00:33:13,210 "than he used to be, but when he does, 687 00:33:13,421 --> 00:33:15,313 it's still contagious." 688 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:18,299 "As Jane sat there with Michael across the table, 689 00:33:18,341 --> 00:33:22,054 "the urge to take his hand was so strong that suddenly, 690 00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:24,673 "Jane felt like she was back in their old apartment, 691 00:33:24,758 --> 00:33:26,188 "living their old life. 692 00:33:26,474 --> 00:33:29,477 And if she was being honest, she liked that feeling." 693 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:31,352 Hon, 694 00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:34,813 these don't seem very dispassionate. 695 00:33:35,198 --> 00:33:36,150 Told you. 696 00:33:36,192 --> 00:33:38,319 Narrators always have a point of view. 697 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:42,352 It seems like there are feelings there, for Michael. 698 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:46,619 And if there are, 699 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:50,164 why are you trying so hard to get Rafael back? 700 00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,253 Friends, exactly four weeks ago, 701 00:33:59,619 --> 00:34:03,206 Rafael's girlfriend was four weeks away from turning 30. 702 00:34:03,363 --> 00:34:05,384 Let's get a real unicorn! 703 00:34:05,894 --> 00:34:07,187 There goes my gift. 704 00:34:09,038 --> 00:34:11,150 But really. What do you want? 705 00:34:11,191 --> 00:34:12,901 Nothing. We're saving money. 706 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:14,035 Still. 707 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,285 A card telling me how much you love me. 708 00:34:20,112 --> 00:34:23,349 Which, for the record, he wrote that very night. 709 00:34:24,251 --> 00:34:26,441 Very not dispassionately. 710 00:34:26,790 --> 00:34:29,300 But alas, that was before... 711 00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:31,190 Michael got his memories back. 712 00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:33,222 Which led to this... 713 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,007 I need you to leave. 714 00:34:35,352 --> 00:34:38,057 Leaving him here, at this moment, 715 00:34:38,082 --> 00:34:39,386 four weeks later. 716 00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:43,223 "A card, telling you how much I love you. 717 00:34:43,265 --> 00:34:45,059 "That's what you said. 718 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,810 "Which feels impossible, Jane, 719 00:34:47,042 --> 00:34:49,612 "because I love you with everything that I am. 720 00:34:49,933 --> 00:34:53,979 But I guess this sums it up: will you marry me?" 721 00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:03,427 Thanks for coming. 722 00:35:03,574 --> 00:35:05,223 Thanks for asking me to. 723 00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:09,076 Uh, you were right. 724 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,834 I wasn't being a good parent. 725 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:14,440 I should have supported you, and I'm sorry. 726 00:35:15,506 --> 00:35:17,175 And also... We should talk about... oh. 727 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,244 Uh, go ahead. You. 728 00:35:19,628 --> 00:35:22,137 I was just about to say you were right. 729 00:35:22,179 --> 00:35:24,598 And friends, it feels cruel to point out 730 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,050 that his heart had opened, briefly. 731 00:35:27,267 --> 00:35:30,187 I can't just dismiss how I feel about Michael. 732 00:35:30,899 --> 00:35:33,378 But alas, that's my job. 733 00:35:34,483 --> 00:35:37,808 I've been running away from my feelings because I'm confused, 734 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,573 but it's-it's not fair 735 00:35:41,615 --> 00:35:43,917 for me to ask you to stick around while I sort through it. 736 00:35:47,784 --> 00:35:50,406 Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. 737 00:35:51,799 --> 00:35:53,486 What's she doing here? 738 00:35:55,995 --> 00:35:57,972 You're spending the night at Mommy's place 739 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,728 - like we talked about. - But... 740 00:35:59,753 --> 00:36:01,969 Get your stuff. It's not up for debate. 741 00:36:04,021 --> 00:36:05,598 He looks devastated. 742 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:07,433 What did you say to him? 743 00:36:07,474 --> 00:36:09,435 T-That's not the point. 744 00:36:09,476 --> 00:36:11,437 The-the point is, I was firing the busboy 745 00:36:11,478 --> 00:36:14,022 and Jane was writing about it at exactly the same time 746 00:36:14,064 --> 00:36:15,650 the e-mail was sent to Milos. 747 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:17,019 So it couldn't have been me. 748 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:20,172 Someone was setting me up. Milos, probably. 749 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,315 Yeah, okay. 750 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:23,987 I believe you. 751 00:36:25,527 --> 00:36:26,719 Look... but wait. 752 00:36:27,381 --> 00:36:28,635 Running around that ditch, 753 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:30,106 trying to find a piece of paper... 754 00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:32,351 I can't do that. 755 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,175 If we're going to do this... 756 00:36:34,348 --> 00:36:35,409 Us... 757 00:36:36,807 --> 00:36:38,434 I need you to trust me. 758 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:39,925 How am I supposed to? 759 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,149 After what happened? 760 00:36:42,190 --> 00:36:45,081 How can we be in a relationship if you can't? 761 00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:48,995 Look, I get taking things slow. 762 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,065 That's fine. 763 00:36:50,312 --> 00:36:53,213 But you have to believe, deep down, 764 00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:55,361 that I would never lie to you again. 765 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:58,790 And I don't know, deep down, that I do believe that. 766 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,498 It's hard. 767 00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:03,371 You lied for a long time. 768 00:37:03,457 --> 00:37:05,022 And I work at a bar now. 769 00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:07,299 - You said you didn't blame me for that. - I don't. 770 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:09,774 But it's a constant reminder, and... 771 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,625 well, the truth is, 772 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,197 it's hard to feel safe with you. 773 00:37:18,807 --> 00:37:20,064 Okay. 774 00:37:21,591 --> 00:37:22,645 Okay? 775 00:37:24,114 --> 00:37:25,992 I'll have to work harder, then. 776 00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:27,582 To make you feel safe. 777 00:37:30,439 --> 00:37:32,066 Also working hard... 778 00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:33,690 Do you want me to read you a bedtime story? 779 00:37:33,715 --> 00:37:34,660 No. 780 00:37:37,659 --> 00:37:38,690 Do you want a kiss? 781 00:37:40,310 --> 00:37:42,643 And maybe it was Mateo's constant rejection 782 00:37:42,668 --> 00:37:45,462 or the return of Jane's complicated love triangle 783 00:37:45,504 --> 00:37:48,215 or the fact that she spent her 30th birthday in a ditch, 784 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:50,050 but in that moment, 785 00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:52,928 Jane couldn't run away from her feelings. 786 00:37:55,027 --> 00:37:56,518 Mommy, are you crying? 787 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,751 No, I'm fine. I promise. 788 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:03,689 Oh. It's okay, Mommy's just going through a lot, 789 00:38:03,730 --> 00:38:05,691 but it has nothing to do with you, okay? 790 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:07,520 I'm sorry I ran away. 791 00:38:07,734 --> 00:38:10,197 Yeah, that wasn't okay. 792 00:38:10,946 --> 00:38:12,330 Oh... 793 00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:14,690 But honestly? 794 00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:18,237 I understand why you did it. 795 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:22,347 Because today, I ran away from my own birthday party. 796 00:38:22,372 --> 00:38:23,472 You did? 797 00:38:23,497 --> 00:38:25,003 I didn't even go inside. 798 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:28,188 I-I just drove up, I saw all the people and then I ran away. 799 00:38:28,213 --> 00:38:29,715 Then what happened? 800 00:38:30,595 --> 00:38:33,550 Well, I actually ended up in a ditch. 801 00:38:36,054 --> 00:38:39,141 And then Abuela and Bisa and Auntie Petra, 802 00:38:39,182 --> 00:38:40,613 they showed up.. 803 00:38:40,638 --> 00:38:41,810 I hope Jane's feeling better. 804 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:43,562 She's a strong, capable 30-year-old 805 00:38:43,928 --> 00:38:45,305 with impeccable genes. 806 00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:46,539 She'll be fine. 807 00:38:46,564 --> 00:38:48,816 Even if she doesn't feel like celebrating right now. 808 00:38:49,365 --> 00:38:51,455 And speaking of celebrating... 809 00:38:56,674 --> 00:39:00,068 It's a Rocovery basket, for you. 810 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:03,706 It is filled with everything 811 00:39:03,731 --> 00:39:05,316 you've been deprived of during chemo 812 00:39:05,341 --> 00:39:08,177 to celebrate that you're on the path to recovery. 813 00:39:08,202 --> 00:39:09,909 Rogelio, I told you, I don't want... 814 00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,542 I-I know, I-I know, we can't celebrate 815 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:13,839 the ultimate victory yet. 816 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,858 But we can celebrate smaller victories along the way. 817 00:39:18,715 --> 00:39:20,269 Thank you, Rogelio. 818 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,527 Of course. 819 00:39:21,552 --> 00:39:23,346 Not just for the basket, 820 00:39:24,203 --> 00:39:26,981 but for being my rock through all of this. 821 00:39:31,451 --> 00:39:33,308 And from one happy couple 822 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,919 to, well, Jane and Michael. 823 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:37,734 So I submitted the evidence, 824 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:40,292 and the company agreed to settle for $10,000, 825 00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:42,604 which I can pay in installments, 826 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,565 - so we're all good. - I can help. 827 00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,091 No. I'll take care of it. 828 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:50,122 I also wanted to bring you your belated birthday gift. 829 00:39:54,408 --> 00:39:56,410 Thanks, but I already own, like, 400 copies. 830 00:39:56,452 --> 00:39:58,867 Well, this one's different, 'cause I really wanted 831 00:39:58,892 --> 00:40:00,269 to talk to you while I was reading it, 832 00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:02,735 so I wrote down my reactions instead. 833 00:40:02,816 --> 00:40:04,603 And I noted a few places where I thought 834 00:40:04,628 --> 00:40:06,923 Martin could have been a little funnier. 835 00:40:10,082 --> 00:40:11,644 Happy birthday, Jane. 836 00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:15,011 Or Josephine. 837 00:40:47,807 --> 00:40:50,103 Oh. Oh... 838 00:41:05,301 --> 00:41:06,384 And so, friends, 839 00:41:06,409 --> 00:41:08,362 without knowing where she was going, 840 00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:10,486 Jane began to write again. 841 00:41:17,288 --> 00:41:19,243 Happy birthday, Jane. 842 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,687 From one unicorn to another. 843 00:41:52,189 --> 00:41:53,442 Uh-oh. 844 00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:56,407 Looks like Rafael may be the one running away. 845 00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:02,894 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 61173

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