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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,231 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,607 It's looming. 3 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,359 Always looming. 4 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,532 The future, I mean. 5 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,908 And then, suddenly... 6 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:31,989 It's here. 7 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,179 The final free period we've been thinking about 8 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,083 since the first day of senior year. 9 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,791 Summer break. 10 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,841 One last chance to not care. 11 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:46,961 Woo! 12 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,210 To call it off. 13 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,216 To get it on. 14 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,718 To make plans. 15 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,309 Or make a plan B. 16 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,481 One last chance to love yourself. 17 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,243 Or to pretend you're anyone else. 18 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,777 Mm-mm. 19 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,317 Seventy-two days. 20 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,451 One last chance to act on all crushes. 21 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,452 Make a few stupid decisions... 22 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,747 Hey, he's here. 23 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:21,996 ...and go all in. 24 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,084 Oh! Hi, sweetheart. 25 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,207 Cause what's there to lose, right? 26 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,836 When I saw you I... 27 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,612 I knew it was the real deal. 28 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,846 No one ever fell in love and said that it was easy. 29 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,229 So you're planning on staying together? 30 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,063 Well, we know it will be a challenge, 31 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,435 'cause our colleges are eight hours apart. 32 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,524 And neither of us have a car. 33 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,418 But we have this rule. We say goodnight every night. 34 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,057 We'll make it work. 35 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,622 - For sure, we will. - Plus, we have these. 36 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,831 Promise rings. 37 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,157 So it's totally, like, a promise. 38 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:01,871 Right. 39 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,462 Of course. 40 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,460 Check this out, man. 41 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,377 What's this? 42 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,468 A summer wishlist? 43 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,381 Have you even been watching the news? 44 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,801 How dare you? 45 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,264 This is strictly consensual. 46 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,305 You have a point system. 47 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,024 I assume this ranks by personality. 48 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,021 Obviously. I'm not an animal. 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,482 That accounts for a bonus point. 50 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,856 Gisele? 51 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,072 Tom Brady might have something to say about it. 52 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,069 She represents cougar. 53 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,067 Doesn't have to be her specifically. 54 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,949 So she's representative? 55 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,034 Okay. 56 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,698 Maybe you should just narrow this down 57 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,467 to who might be willing and see who's left. 58 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,497 All right. 59 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,052 I mean, seriously. Do you know how insulting it is 60 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,893 to get waitlisted at your backup school? 61 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,759 It's like the biggest weirdo in school, 62 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,810 that guy who wears a cape, 63 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,394 saying he's not sure if he wants you to blow him. 64 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,397 And you're like, "Dude, you wear a fucking cape!" 65 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,015 Well, maybe the whole personal assistant thing 66 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,568 could be a career path. 67 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,318 But she has a kid. 68 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,783 And I hate kids. 69 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,115 I give up! 70 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,119 I mean... what are you supposed to wear to a breakup? 71 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,371 So, Helen opens Luke's diploma, 72 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,290 and it is empty! 73 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,538 No shock there. 74 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,627 Not a lot of discipline in that Ramsey House. 75 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,658 Didn't they have all the parties? 76 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,465 Yeah! A kid got his stomach pumped there last year. 77 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:38,796 How do you know that? 78 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,645 It was from the ginormous beer bong. 79 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,118 - Paige Wilcox posted it. - Who is Paige Wilcox? 80 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,200 I told you we shouldn't give her a phone. 81 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,240 - I can't find it. - Find what? 82 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,569 Big party. Warehouse district. 83 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,866 I can't believe I can't hack the address. 84 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,778 Right. 'Cause they lost the invitations. 85 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,285 Grad week. People really cut loose. 86 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,580 We could have hooked up. 87 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,174 That's a negative. 88 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,330 It's a tale as old as time. 89 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,730 The hot girls will hook up, because they've always been hot 90 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,554 and dated the guys who gave them experience... 91 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,024 - But not with us? - Correct. 92 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,448 And the average girls, the ones we actually have a shot with, 93 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,654 well, they won't hook up, because they lack experience. 94 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,218 The ultimate zero-sum algorithm. 95 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,715 Any luck with the fake IDs? 96 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,676 Six hundred dollar PayPal to China. Nothing. 97 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,733 Can you trust no one these days? 98 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,935 When did it happen, Reece? 99 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,436 When exactly were we designated uncool? 100 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,613 Freshman year. 101 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,014 You got caught reading Harry Potter at the homecoming game. 102 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,570 It was Deathly Hollows. 103 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,660 I stand by my choice. 104 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,037 Anyway. I bet that party tonight is totally lame. 105 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,750 Yeah! 106 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,002 What a time to be alive, people! 107 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,164 Yo! Griff, dude! 108 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,660 Welcome back, man! 109 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,951 What up, man? 110 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,084 Looking good! 111 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,990 Yeah, you too! 112 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,158 - Little sober, but I can remedy. - Yeah, for sure. 113 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,285 Look like you still hurtin' for that one, huh? 114 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,747 - No, I... - Yeah! 115 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,014 I hear she's interviewing people for this documentary. 116 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,011 You should definitely volunteer, bro. 117 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,175 - I'm okay. - No, seriously! 118 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,601 I hear she's going to USC. 119 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,555 Documentary's supposed to be about a... 120 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,560 A real thinker piece. 121 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,559 Yeah. 122 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,862 Real informative. 123 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,996 It's so loud. Back here should be good. 124 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,582 Yeah, good idea. 125 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,789 Oops! 126 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,165 Um... 127 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:24,126 So I was thinking about what you said and um... 128 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,965 about how many try to stay together going to different colleges. It's just... 129 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,678 So high school. 130 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,144 Right. The whole idea of waiting until August... 131 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,845 A slow death march. 132 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,686 S-So, should we talk about how this will work? 133 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,108 I mean... 134 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,985 Do we still talk? 135 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,569 Maybe not. You know, I just mean... 136 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,735 If we're really gonna do this. 137 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,584 Yeah, I agree. 138 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,753 - No talking. - I guess, um... 139 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,078 maybe we could text? 140 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,746 Occasional texts. Okay. 141 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,461 - That-That's nice. - Yes. 142 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,417 Um... 143 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,803 What if one of us starts seeing someone? 144 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,401 I don't have anyone in mind. I... 145 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:09,885 Alec, I just think we respected each other when we were together, so 146 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,521 we should respect each other when we're apart. 147 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,733 - I mean, we've been together two years. - Mmm. 148 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,353 Well... 149 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,396 have a great summer. 150 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,481 Thanks. 151 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,149 You too. 152 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,818 Ooh... 153 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,995 Doing the right thing, guys. 154 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,461 I'm proud of you both. 155 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,626 Thank you, Mason. 156 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,717 Yeah. 157 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,096 For sure. 158 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,519 Hey, Juicebox. 159 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,021 - Uh, no. - So, I'm Foster. 160 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,146 - And I just wanted to say... - No, means no! 161 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,443 Foster. 162 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,744 All right. 163 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:09,913 How you doin'? 164 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,712 Paige Wilcox. 165 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,708 She checks all the right boxes. 166 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,380 - Is she on your list? - Didn't even bother. 167 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:28,934 I'm not worthy. 168 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,313 - Hey, stranger. - Hey, how are you? 169 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,226 Good. I heard about you and Erin. 170 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,944 - I'm so sorry. - I'm Foster. 171 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,395 Mm-hmm. Um... 172 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,027 Do you... 173 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,820 Do you wanna hang out? 174 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,445 I... Yeah. Sure. 175 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,742 - Um... - Now? 176 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,914 Can I just pretend I went to college 177 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,794 and then backpack around Europe instead? 178 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,963 Do people really fact-check resumes? 179 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,206 I feel like that's very time-intensive. 180 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,126 You don't really want to do that. 181 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,378 I'm not saying I'm gonna put an Ivy League. 182 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,676 Although I could put Harvard and just test the waters. 183 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,922 I feel like it's easy to pretend you went to Harvard. 184 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,889 You just have to bring it up a lot. 185 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,346 Oh! Look out! 186 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,056 Sorry! 187 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,247 - Bring it back in there. - It's hard. I drink beer, 188 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,457 I don't play with it. 189 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,731 That was quick! 190 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,283 Come on. 191 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,028 Fishnets? 192 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,577 Wait, you're... 193 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,162 Griffin. 194 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,750 Right. How are you? 195 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:42,831 Great. 196 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,334 Normal. 197 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:46,919 Actually, I... 198 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,343 Whoa! Too thirsty, bro. 199 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,880 He's great, Phoebe. 200 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,547 You know, we were actually just catching up. 201 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,927 You know, Griffin here, he definitely wants to be interviewed. 202 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:57,893 Oh, really? 203 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,283 - Yeah! - Mm-mm. 204 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,767 No. I don't remember saying that. 205 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,119 No, that would be great. 206 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,653 Have a different perspective. You left for high school, right? 207 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,146 - Yes, he did. - Yeah, I did. 208 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,436 Cool, we'll reach out. When you're free. 209 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,106 - It's Phoebe... - Fisher. 210 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,195 Right. Thanks. 211 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,832 - You know her name is Phoebe Fisher. - Blow me. 212 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,000 So the woman at the agency said you have a car, 213 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:27,785 which is important because I'll need you to drive Lilah to and from auditions. 214 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,134 Auditions? 215 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,972 Well, Lilah has been modeling and acting for some time now. 216 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:35,047 You know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 217 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,474 I was a child actor when I was younger. 218 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,679 Bit of theater, commercial work, 219 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,806 and I was in a pretty well-known movie. 220 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,385 Sixteen Candles. 221 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,358 Wow, that's... cool. 222 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,647 Lilah, 223 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,070 this is Audrey. She's gonna be helping us out this summer. 224 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,235 Hm. 225 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,028 I'll let you two get to know each other. 226 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,161 So... 227 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,785 So your mom tells me you're quite the actress. 228 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,421 It's a challenging endeavor. 229 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,304 I'm just trying to hone my craft. 230 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,298 Ooo. 231 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,570 So who's the next lucky lady on the list? 232 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,822 - Christine Purdy? - Mm-hmm. 233 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,650 You planning to attend Bible study now? 234 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,154 She's probably a virgin. 235 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,648 It would be my honor. 236 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,646 Woe! 237 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,699 Oh! 238 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,950 Hey! 239 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,493 Grad gift! What do you think? 240 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,753 Oh, man, this is... 241 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,288 this is amazing. 242 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,674 Right? I mean, it was this or double D's, 243 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,070 but I think I made the right choice. My boobs already rock. 244 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,048 Oh! Beach bonfire party. Are you down? 245 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,722 I... sure. Yeah. 246 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,715 Okay. I will text you the info. 247 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,182 And I will see you tonight. 248 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,931 Bye, boys. 249 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,307 Does she have a sister? 250 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Mom? 251 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,436 I don't know. 252 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,153 I feel that we have such an opportunity in this... 253 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,114 really connected world to get to know each other. 254 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,199 Maybe even wipe away some hatred based on stereotypes. 255 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,245 And what do we have to show for it? 256 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,210 Snap streaks. 257 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,075 Makes me wanna throw my phone in Lake Michigan. 258 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,421 Okay. Final question. 259 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,593 Name the one thing you wanna accomplish during your college experience. 260 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,636 Yep. 261 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,468 To never have my stomach pumped? 262 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,809 Okay. I think we have it. 263 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,397 I feel like that was utterly unremarkable. 264 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,732 You did great. 265 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,397 You should have seen some of the others. 266 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,070 Ah, nice setup. 267 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,122 Yeah. 268 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,409 One of my teachers knows the guy who owns the studio. 269 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,583 And I could do a lot of it on my laptop, but 270 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,084 this place has full-on effects, 271 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,577 sound mixing... 272 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,884 I don't really know how to do some of the techy stuff. 273 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,014 Especially the audio. 274 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,800 ProTools, huh? 275 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,302 Yeah. Not my friend. 276 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,602 Here. 277 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,201 So you have automation here. 278 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,845 Gotta delete that and bring down the track. 279 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,039 How does everyone knows how to do this except for me? 280 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,113 Well, I don't know about everyone else, 281 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,070 but I've been recording stuff since I was a kid. 282 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,446 Do you need anything else? 283 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,236 So you're shooting your film for SC, right? 284 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,533 What? 285 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,077 USC? Film school? 286 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,328 - Mason said you were... - No. NYU. 287 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,247 In New York? 288 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,999 NYU of New York. Yes. 289 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,626 Um... I'm not doing it for them. It's for a festival this summer. 290 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,718 NYU, huh? Lady Gaga. 291 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,009 Oh, please. Did she even graduate? 292 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,973 I can play that game. 293 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,055 Okay. Actors... 294 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,562 Ethan Hawke, 295 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,477 Billy Crudup, Miles Teller. 296 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,194 - It's okay. - You prefer directors? 297 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,442 - I do. - Okay. 298 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,824 Um... 299 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,532 Spike Lee, Oliver Stone, 300 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,491 Martin Scorsese. 301 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,623 Okay. 302 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,240 Wait, where are you going? 303 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,448 Columbia. 304 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,330 So, we're both in New York. 305 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,832 Yeah. 306 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,540 Columbia. 307 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,087 James Franco... 308 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,549 Well, not that I'm that crazy about Columbia, but... 309 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,547 if I were to attend an alumni mixer, I may run into Alicia Keys, 310 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,638 Jake Gyllenhaal. 311 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,848 Yeah, no big deal. And then maybe grab a beer with 312 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,635 Teddy Roosevelt, Barack Obama... 313 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,311 I don't know, Gandhi? 314 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,437 Strong finish. 315 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,823 Well... 316 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,828 Um, thank you so much for the interview and the... 317 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,620 audio expertise. 318 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,082 Yeah, no problem. Anytime. 319 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,209 Right. 320 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,148 Phoebe! 321 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,487 - Hey. - Hey! 322 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,414 Hey, look, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to, uh... 323 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,617 to hang out. 324 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:58,424 Not now. Obviously. I mean, it could be now. 325 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,208 Just in general. Flexible. 326 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,086 Griffin, that's so sweet. Um... 327 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,468 I just can't. 328 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,467 I'm spending this summer just focusing on my film. 329 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,847 - You know? - Yeah. 330 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,406 - It's not rally... - I totally understand, 331 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,430 I just thought I'd ask. 332 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,274 - It's not an excuse. I just... - Yeah. 333 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,729 Okay. 334 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,980 Doors closing. 335 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,095 Okay, people, the word is out 336 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,499 that an unnamed organic orange juice account is about to be in play. 337 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,289 And everything will be on the table. Print, TV, and social media. 338 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,626 Okay. 339 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,105 - I expect you to be eating, - Excuse me. 340 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,049 - ...sleeping, and drinking OJ... - Sorry to interrupt. 341 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,642 I have a large double latte "NF"? 342 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,429 - Non-fat. That's me. - Wait! 343 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,216 That could be me. No foam? 344 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,136 You know, we'll come back to that one. 345 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,896 - How about a small cappuccino, bone dry? - Right here. 346 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,148 Soy, right? 347 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,528 Yes. Soy. 348 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,277 For sure. 349 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,782 Um... Black coffee? 350 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,834 Just plain black coffee? 351 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,493 Okay. 352 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,657 All right, mine's easy. 353 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,214 Large iced coffee? 354 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,260 Brianna Jenkins? 355 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,681 - Come on in. - Thank you. 356 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,761 Your mom is running late. 357 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:35,929 Hm. 358 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,637 She says to enunciate. 359 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,851 Absolutely. 360 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,482 And she also said that you should... 361 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,113 "Don't slouch and smile big." 362 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,778 And to make sure to take out your... 363 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,698 Lilah Norris? 364 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,822 Present. 365 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,865 Hi. 366 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,081 Here's the thing, high school's over. 367 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,126 We can create completely new reputations from here on out. 368 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,125 Hey, yogurt dorks, you're out of rainbow sprinkles. 369 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,108 Woe, how about adding some rainbow sprinkles to your personality? 370 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,468 Look. 371 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,767 We had so many classes together, I don't think you ever noticed. 372 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,651 No, I remember, yeah. Sophomore Spanish. 373 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,524 - Junior Lit. - I'm always lit. 374 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,226 And you can't forget about history class 375 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,317 with Mr. Lewis. 376 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,027 He wore the same pants. 377 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,032 - Everyday! - Everyday! 378 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,124 I was like, are you buying the same pants 379 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,158 over and over again? Are you washing them? 380 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,331 See, this is why I've always had a crush on you. 381 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,583 You're so sweet, and you're so funny! 382 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,666 And I never thought that we'd get a chance to date 383 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,462 because you and Erin were, like, the perfect freaking couple! 384 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,967 Can we not talk about her? 385 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,215 Yeah. No, I'm sorry. 386 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,966 You and Erin, like, just broke up a week ago, 387 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,854 and I shouldn't even be mentioning her, and... I'm doing it again. 388 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,318 - Hey, Griffin! - Hey! 389 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,492 Back form the gym? You got a pretty good routine going lately, huh? 390 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:01,991 Yeah. 391 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,583 Just trying to keep up. 392 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,821 Think I'm the last guy in the weight room without tats. 393 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,127 Hey, I just want to make sure you wrote those letters to ask for fraternity recs. 394 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,963 Oh! Uh... Not yet, but I will. 395 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,800 You're asking my friends for favors to help get into a house, 396 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,681 they won't appreciate being asked last minute. 397 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,547 If you really think a letter from some old guy is gonna do anything... 398 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,347 Griffin, it was a letter from an old guy 399 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,521 that got you into Columbia in the first place. 400 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,975 Right. How could I forget? 401 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,227 You know what? Don't get the recs. 402 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,980 Whatever. 403 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,361 Nice to be home too, Dad. 404 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,752 Let's go, Cubs! Shut 'em down! 405 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,383 Woo! 406 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:58,011 So what exactly does a personal assistant do for a woman who has no job? 407 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,804 Cares for her child, 408 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,050 alphabetizes her Poe collection, 409 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,511 make sure nothing in her life is dull, or hard, or slightly annoying. 410 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,563 But at least she scored us these seats. 411 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:12,516 I could probably get you an internship at the agency if you want. 412 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:17,315 I mean, my job is infuriating and makes me want to cry in the bathroom, 413 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,901 but it looks great on a resume. 414 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,413 Yeah, as great as that sounds, 415 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,067 I can't afford to not get paid. 416 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,491 Hey, Jones, is that a cup you're wearing or are you just happy to see me? 417 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,479 That's disgusting. 418 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,537 I'm so sorry, I don't know her. 419 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,471 Jenkins off of first base, and here's the one-two pitch. 420 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,971 Fastball 421 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,813 fouled off on the left side, 422 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,428 is it gonna stay in for Santos? 423 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,308 He's ranging toward the crowd and... 424 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,692 Erin, watch out! 425 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:56,189 Rookie sensation Ricky Santos makes a spectacular catch! 426 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,244 - Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 427 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,611 I'm really sorry. 428 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,775 I'd wanna take care of the mustard but I'm kind of in the middle of something. 429 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,954 Yes, go do you. 430 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,033 All right. 431 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,284 Hey! 432 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,632 I wasn't enjoying that hot dog or anything. 433 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,709 Please no one even worry, I'm... 434 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,596 Uh, Miss? This is from Ricky. 435 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,312 Thanks. 436 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,441 Oh, my God, Erin. 437 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,835 If you weren't my best friend, we could never be friends. 438 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,859 You literally have dates falling out of the sky. 439 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,824 Come on. I'm not actually gonna go out with him. 440 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,568 Yeah, no. He's young, 441 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,489 he's successful, and he's hot. 442 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,905 Gross! 443 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,833 Give me that, I'll make sure it's disposed of. 444 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,674 - Enjoy it. - Thanks, dude. 445 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,470 We're all on this fret right here. 446 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,897 You want your index finger on every single string, 447 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,961 holding all of them down. 448 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,609 If you're not pressing down hard enough, 449 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,111 it doesn't quite have the same effect. 450 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,715 Dude! This is a snooze-a-palooza. 451 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,854 I wanna shred the solo on Paradise City. 452 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,305 Well, please, by all means, Garrett, go ahead. 453 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,022 You have to teach me first. 454 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,227 Right. Exactly like before. 455 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,488 From your chick? 456 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:30,950 What? No. 457 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,750 She's sexting? 458 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,579 Lemme peep that. 459 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,061 Damn it! 460 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,365 Crap! 461 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:36,951 It was going great. 462 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,655 It was going great, and I started getting cocky. 463 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:42,347 I got cocky, started cracking jokes that clearly didn't make sense 464 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,794 and I made it awkward! 465 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,757 It's her! 466 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,093 It's her! 467 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,521 Probably just poor reception. 468 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,151 Remind me again why I am invited to your sister's rehearsal dinner? 469 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,863 Well, she was your first babysitter. 470 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,321 And she gave you baths. 471 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,744 So she has an intimate knowledge of your penis. 472 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,503 Terrific. Well, I can't wait to bond with her new husband over that. 473 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,243 Aw. 474 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,035 We're early, and the catering's gonna suck. 475 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:25,207 - Oh! Wanna grab a bite? - Sure. 476 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:30,586 Two buck longnecks, half-priced wells till 6:00, guys. What'll it be? 477 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:35,262 Uh... Well... Yeah, I guess... 478 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,677 - Long neck. - Preference? 479 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:39,764 Surprise me? 480 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,517 Yeah. Good for me. 481 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,559 Gotcha. 482 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,023 I almost forgot... 483 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,989 We're doing 10 dollar buckets. 484 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,873 Great deal, Tracy. 485 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,543 - Bucket it is. - You got it, sweetheart. 486 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,368 She didn't card us! 487 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,366 I've no idea what we just ordered. 488 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,456 It's the suits! The ties! 489 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,457 We look like everyone else in here. 490 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,364 You mean like businessmen! 491 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,255 - No! - Yeah... 492 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,386 Crazy day at the CBOE, huh, guys? 493 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,314 So crazy. Yeah! 494 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,770 How did you know? 495 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,450 Most of other traders are already drunk. 496 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,601 Well, I guess we got some catching up to do. 497 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,771 To our new friend, Tracy. 498 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,690 You guys are sweet! 499 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,909 Why is it okay that everyone else can have a thing like 500 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,576 a capella or tattoo sleeves, 501 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:42,333 but I'm an outcast at school because my thing 502 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,748 is Jesus? 503 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,331 I mean... I feel like I can't even say "Jesus" 504 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,035 without making people uncomfortable. 505 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:49,792 Jesus! 506 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,590 - Jesus! - Right. 507 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,592 Like when I suggested a Bible study to the guys I bodybuild with, 508 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,009 they laughed at me. 509 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,596 You're a Christian bodybuilder? 510 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,430 You never told me that. 511 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,514 I dabble. 512 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,519 Let's all pray. 513 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,353 Dear Lord, 514 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:13,686 we thank you for the opportunity to break bread and share your bounty. 515 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,823 And we welcome my newest friend, Foster, 516 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,946 who has been a beacon of hope for me 517 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,332 amid the confusion and darkness of adolescence. 518 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,160 - We search... - Dude, go home. 519 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,413 You got no shot. 520 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,334 I'm here for Jesus. 521 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,094 Seriously. Give up. 522 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:33,918 What do you know? 523 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,004 Man to man? 524 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,724 Telling ya. She doesn't even kiss. 525 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,868 - What the... - Have they called yet? 526 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,442 What the hell is this? 527 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,102 My dirty undies, dude. 528 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,404 Laundry. The whites. 529 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:52,862 Walter, 530 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,650 I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. 531 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,824 That's right, dude. The white. The ringer could not look empty. 532 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,414 How have you not seen The Big Lebowski? 533 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,367 The Dude abides. 534 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,077 It's impossible to go wrong with the Coen brothers. 535 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:07,702 Fargo? 536 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,039 No Country For Old Men? Blood Simple? 537 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,500 You're so full of it right now. 538 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,304 Your IMDB app is literally exploding. 539 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,709 I'm sorry, IMDB? 540 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,525 What is this you speak of? 541 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,929 No, what accent is that? 542 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,141 Like, Dracula? 543 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,469 - No. - Let me see your phone. 544 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,260 - Hey. No, hey! - Let me see it. 545 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,679 Hey! No! You're in... Hey! Stop! 546 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,099 You're invading my personal bubble here, okay? 547 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,437 Do you wanna get some food or something? 548 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,691 I'm sorry, I promised my mom. 549 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,356 She ordered Chinese. 550 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:40,861 No, it's cool. 551 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,071 I didn't mean to cross over into, 552 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,333 you know, official date territory. 553 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,076 Not that it would have been our first, by the way. 554 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,421 Eighth grade. Bladeland. 555 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,495 Yeah. You may recall it was retro night. 556 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,746 That's right. With the four wheel skates. 557 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,587 And the disco ball. 558 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,514 Remember they had that couple skate? 559 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,550 And they played, like, a cheesy slow song and we had to do a lap. 560 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,725 Well, yeah, we did two so I could work up the courage to hold your hand. 561 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:07,928 Did you? 562 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,808 No. You would have remembered, I'm quite the interlacer. 563 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,351 I probably would have taken us both down. 564 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,861 I would have cushioned your fall. 565 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,356 Aw. 566 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,228 Then you left for school. 567 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,109 Yeah. Came home for Thanksgiving and it's like the whole world here 568 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,276 had changed. 569 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,784 The abyss of high school. 570 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,667 This is me. 571 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,132 I had fun tonight. Thank you. 572 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:42,631 Sure. 573 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,589 - Night. - Night. 574 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,312 So, do you have a boyfriend? 575 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,230 I used to. 576 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,614 This guy named Tyler. 577 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,610 He was kind of a slacker. 578 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,445 Netflix and chill is like his life mantra. 579 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,242 So why did you date him? 580 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,701 I don't know. 581 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,083 My friend Erin wanted me to date him. 582 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:16,036 And he wasn't, like, the worst option, so I guess he was okay. 583 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,674 Why would you settle for a boy who's just okay? 584 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,304 I don't know. 585 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,718 Nobody has ever asked me that before. 586 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,971 I always get the biscuits and gravy. 587 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,596 Even for dinner time. 588 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,893 Thanks. 589 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:38,726 So, do you bring all your first dates here? 590 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,726 Oh, only the ones I land on. 591 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,107 No, this place reminds me of home. 592 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,529 But never for a date. 593 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,242 Mmm, where's home? 594 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:49,907 Falls City, Texas. 595 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,541 Couple thousand people. I actually grew up on a ranch. 596 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,120 Wow. Big change, huh? 597 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,118 Yes, ma'am. 598 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:04,337 Shouldn't you be, like, out with your teammates getting drunk with groupies? 599 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,200 Shoot, am I late for that already? 600 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:07,758 Um... 601 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,798 No, I've... 602 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,722 I have an opportunity here 603 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,095 and I don't wanna blow it. 604 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,517 My parents sacrificed a lot. 605 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,765 And I kind of owe it to them to take this seriously. 606 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,015 You're making it very hard to judge you. 607 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,817 You wanted to judge me? 608 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,320 Not wanted, but expected... yeah. 609 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:31,492 I mean, come on. It's no secret how ball players are. 610 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:32,867 Not a newsflash. 611 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,118 Oh, yeah. No, you're right. 612 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,373 Um... Most of my teammates are set, you know? 613 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,751 And I am still playing off of my minor league contract, 614 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,877 so it's just... different. 615 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,884 Plus, drunk groupies... 616 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,088 not my idea of fun. 617 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:50,762 Well, what is your idea of fun? 618 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,079 Honey baby, 619 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,837 are you almost done? It's like 2,000 degrees out. 620 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,962 - Last coat. - "Honey baby"? 621 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,507 Shut up. 622 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,050 Summer sucks. 623 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,257 Everyone's working. Do you have any suggestions? 624 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,427 You could get a job. 625 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,431 Why? 626 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,204 - Foster! Bro! - Uh? 627 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,247 The sidewalk! 628 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,436 Yes! Yes! 629 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,638 Yes! 630 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,522 This part works great here, 631 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,101 and then I feel like they're kind of crossing over, 632 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,728 so, as it fades out, 633 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,610 it might be interesting to just let this part go like this. 634 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:13,779 You know, you're really good. 635 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,115 Can't believe you're wasting all of this to study business. Yuck. 636 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,700 I know, right? Over a safe, stable career in the arts. 637 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,502 - What am I thinking? - I'm serious, though. 638 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,375 Did you ever consider studying music instead? 639 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,087 Yeah, I did. Berklee was my first choice. 640 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,047 Okay, so did you not get in, or... 641 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,837 No. I got in. 642 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,680 I don't know, my dad had some pull at Columbia. So... 643 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,096 Promise rings. 644 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,523 So it's totally, like, a promise. 645 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,601 Wow, really? 646 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,018 - I give them two weeks. - Three, tops. 647 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,982 Wow, I'm sure New York restaurants will rock, 648 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,446 but Chicago owns gyros. 649 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:56,819 And barbeque. 650 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,518 So true. Lem's can't be touched. 651 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:00,616 Lem's? 652 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,357 - Come on, Smoque is way better. - You're kidding, right? 653 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,163 Lem's is authentic, 654 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,996 - Smoque is... - Consistently voted 655 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,802 - best barbeque in Chicago. - By white people who work at the Reader. 656 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,210 What? 657 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,922 Okay, Mr. Top Chef. 658 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:17,012 One of these days, go get your best Lem's dinner, 659 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,716 ribs, chicken... 660 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:19,972 - Fixin's. - Fixin's. 661 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,763 And I'll get a Smoque dinner, and we'll have a 'que-off. 662 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,078 I don't know, Phoebe. 663 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:29,354 - What? - Well, that's sweet, truly. But 664 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,271 I'm really trying to focus this summer... 665 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,112 on teaching guitar to 12-year-old dweebs. 666 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,368 I know college is, like, the thing to do, 667 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,452 but the last thing I want 668 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,117 is four more years of classes and teachers and bullshit. 669 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,966 Like, I just wanna start doing something now. 670 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,081 Like what? 671 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,377 Like... 672 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,380 what I really want is to have my own reality show. 673 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,724 Isn't there a kind of prerequisite of fame to do that? 674 00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,720 Pre-what? 675 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,431 Like, prerequisite. You know, like, fame before the fame? 676 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:04,716 A real career path... 677 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,684 Boom, my career's over. Reality show! 678 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,438 I don't know why we're doing this. 679 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,980 We have people who... 680 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,043 You don't get the same satisfaction. 681 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,705 No one's gonna clean your car like this. 682 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:15,363 Oh, my God. 683 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,624 My friend Jordan just got out of surgery. 684 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:18,652 Well, is everything okay? 685 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,487 No. No! 686 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,952 Her doctor says she can't unwrap them for three days, 687 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:26,202 and no bikini tops for a while. 688 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:27,828 Oh! 689 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,705 Is "ginormous" spelled with a "J" or a "G"? 690 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,746 Uh, a "G". 691 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:40,465 And we're going to college in different citiesand we were gonna wait 692 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,050 until the end of the summer, but... 693 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,062 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. 694 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,542 Were you dating someone back home? 695 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,930 Yeah, for three years. 696 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,095 We tried to stay together, 697 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,397 but I was playing all over, 698 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:56,651 and winter ball in Mexico... 699 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,528 I mean, it was sad, but, there was just no way it was gonna work. 700 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,778 Oh! 701 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,156 Sorry about the truck, 702 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,490 - she needs a little bit of attention. - No, it's fine. 703 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:07,736 I actually like it. 704 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,947 Thanks. 705 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,162 My teammates give me a hard time about it. 706 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,457 But I am saving up for a condo. 707 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,787 And, hey, she still runs. 708 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:18,842 - It's Ricky! - Look! 709 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,511 Hey, buddy! Nice hat! 710 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,593 Thank you! 711 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,809 - That's so cute! - That's cute. 712 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,771 That's gotta make you feel good. 713 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,676 Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. 714 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:35,481 Uh... I mean, two months ago I was playing for the Tennessee Smokies. 715 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:36,475 Yeah? 716 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:40,114 And then a guy gets traded, and then two guys get hurt, and here I am. 717 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,070 I think it's amazing. 718 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,612 I mean, you're 22, 719 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,616 you're paying your own bills, you have your own place. 720 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,492 I feel so far away from that. 721 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:52,496 Oh, no. I think you're doing all right. 722 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,630 You strike me as the kind of person who's got the whole world at her feet. 723 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,730 No! 724 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,322 Hey, hey... 725 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,253 - That's a big clown. - Mm-hmm. 726 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,882 You sure you don't want a balloon? 727 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,382 I'm... No, I'm good. Not from him. 728 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,684 No way. Look, it's still here. 729 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,507 The place of the magical finger interlacing. 730 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,391 Do you wanna do a couple laps? 731 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,599 - See if we can stay upright? - Uh... Negative. 732 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,313 No, it's not really good timing for an ER visit. 733 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,106 Yeah, fair enough. 734 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,280 We're still on for tomorrow. Right? 735 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,629 Look, if you wanna back out, I get it. 736 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:50,204 Oh, no. Do not worry, cowboy, I'm down. 737 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,617 Blue chips are ready to run, my friend. 738 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:58,044 Thinking about lowering my client's exposure to techs, though. 739 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,536 I don't know, Jerry. 740 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,626 Think you might be bailing a little premature on that one. 741 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,961 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 742 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,630 China. 743 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,466 - China is a secret? - Chinese teens, man, yeah. 744 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,809 The online gaming sites are flooded with them, 745 00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:13,144 and let me tell you, those kids, 746 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,138 they can play. 747 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,103 You play videogames online 748 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,193 - with teenagers from China? - All the time. 749 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,519 For research. 750 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:24,654 You know, there are more tech-savvy young people in Asia 751 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,402 than all of the world combined. 752 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:28,986 Brilliant. 753 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:30,782 Thanks, man. 754 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,873 Hey, if you're ever looking, 755 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,741 our company cars are Teslas. 756 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,247 Will keep that in mind. 757 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,706 Okay... dude! 758 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,420 We should hit that. 759 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:48,802 Yeah... right. 760 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,548 Those girls are old. They're probably 23. 761 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,754 What do you say we call it a draw? 762 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,613 Nice. 763 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:05,881 Come on. 764 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,169 Wow! 765 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,004 Wow. 766 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,469 You that good with condom wrappers? 767 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,313 You okay? 768 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,040 Your mom is at work, right? 769 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,208 Yeah. 770 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,212 - It'd be kinda an awkward first meeting. - Shh. 771 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:18,465 So, the list reached a new low last night. 772 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,677 You know, I was thinking, I might have been aiming a little high. 773 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:26,352 So I sent myself back to the minors to lift up my average. 774 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,642 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, you... 775 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,268 remember Brenda Bonner? 776 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,360 Brenda Boner? 777 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,610 I hope you double bagged the groceries, bro. 778 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:35,820 Okay, get this. 779 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:39,322 We're on the sofa. TV's on. Things start heating up. 780 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:43,163 Before you know it, I'm talking buttons and zippers flying. 781 00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:46,696 The boxers are off, and it's game on, finally. 782 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,576 - I think I've heard enough. - No, listen up. 783 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:52,536 So just before the... bell sounds... 784 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960 I hear a door. 785 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:56,961 - Shit. - Her mom? 786 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,046 Her dad! 787 00:45:58,130 --> 00:45:59,670 He's huge and he's hammered. 788 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:00,587 No way! 789 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,885 So he comes stumbling in, all right? Totally buzzed, 790 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:05,099 and plops on the couch right beside us. 791 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,889 Did I interrupt a little smooching? 792 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,596 - No. - You are kidding me! 793 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:09,885 And it gets worse. 794 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,636 So we sat there, under a blanket, 795 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,977 I'm butt-ass naked, 796 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:15,482 and watched Nottingham Gardens until he finally passed out. 797 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:18,919 And get this, here's the best part. Brenda Bonner, after all that, 798 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,073 she leans over to me, and says, 799 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,702 "Do you wanna go upstairs?" 800 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:25,488 Hell, no! 801 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,963 Hey, maybe it's a sign. 802 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,850 All right? Let's get to work. 803 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:34,964 It makes me sad. 804 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,943 Yes! 805 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:42,818 Oh, uh... All set for the nine o'clock. 806 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,447 Yeah. The 9:00 a.m. got moved up. It's over. 807 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,566 - They've all gone. - Gone where? 808 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:48,985 I think to get coffee. 809 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,288 All right, guys. We're headed out. 810 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:58,916 It's just a fundraiser, so we won't be late. 811 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,205 Be good. 812 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,269 And Sierra, thanks for watching Griffin. 813 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,463 Ten bucks an hour. 814 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,634 Twelve if I have to play with him. 815 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,588 That's my little attorney. 816 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,137 Griffin? 817 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,098 You okay? 818 00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:16,353 - Girl trouble! - I'm not having girl troubles. 819 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,568 Honestly, I'd be so mad! 820 00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,868 You have to tell her. Are you gonna tell her? 821 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,146 I don't know. I... 822 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:26,569 Maybe. I... 823 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,703 I don't know. I think. I... 824 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,533 I hate that he put me in this position. 825 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,700 It shouldn't surprise me. 826 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:35,389 Just when things are going right for the first time I can remember, 827 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,083 he comes in and wrecks everything. 828 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,082 It will work out. 829 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,957 I'm sorry to lay this on you. 830 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:44,981 I know you're under the gun with your film, and... 831 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,665 No, I'm glad you told me. 832 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,091 Really. 833 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:49,968 The film is the film. 834 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:54,183 Well... It's turning out incredible. 835 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:55,387 Really? 836 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,604 For sure. 837 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:59,037 Come on. Flattery will not win me prize money. 838 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,191 Okay? I need ideas to make it better. 839 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,072 It's amazing, Phoebe. 840 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:06,293 You might have to start wearing a beret. 841 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,402 Beret? You think? 842 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,807 Would you even date such a person? 843 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:12,954 Probably not. 844 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:20,245 Griffin, I can't afford NYU. 845 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,254 What? 846 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:26,915 That's why this film festival is so important to me. 847 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,933 Why I didn't want anything to distract me. 848 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:33,973 I applied for every loan, every grant... 849 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,644 You know how you just need 850 00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:39,935 one fucking win in your life so badly you can't even explain it? 851 00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,109 So stop being nice and tell me what I can fix. 852 00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:44,856 Okay. 853 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,025 What are you doing after the summer? 854 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,110 Plans-wise. 855 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:52,235 Plans? I'm living 'em now, bro. 856 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:55,277 - Actually thinking about going pro, man. - Yeah? 857 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,413 Me too, actually. The Cubs could use an arm. 858 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,331 Right. 859 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,038 So, what's the deal with you and Pheebs? 860 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:06,939 You two seeing each other in New York? 861 00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:08,876 Or is this just a summer fling? 862 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:10,224 We haven't talked about it yet. 863 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,379 Ah! Keeping the mystery alive. 864 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,888 I dig it, man. 865 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:14,799 Which reminds me, 866 00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:17,927 I'm having a party on the 4th of July, you two should definitely come. 867 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,475 - What, your cabin? - Yeah. 868 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,137 Yeah, sounds fun. 869 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,597 You know, I think you can help me with something. 870 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:27,000 I want to engage your mixing expertise on a little somethin'-somethin'. 871 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:27,864 - Yeah? - Yeah. 872 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,862 Got this special event on the horizon. 873 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:31,904 - Gonna be dope. - Yeah, of course. 874 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:34,867 Yeah! Nice, Zachary! 875 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,454 Maybe I've got this all wrong. 876 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,512 I should be like you and worry about... 877 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,906 Catching a buzz? A breeze? 878 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:42,915 Hitting my tricks. 879 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,535 Why hurry to worry, 880 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:46,793 McFlurry? 881 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:50,335 Woo! 882 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,633 You need more cheese-head, like 883 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,762 Wisconsin. 884 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,642 Wisconsin. 885 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:02,230 Wisconsin cheese is the cheesiest. 886 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,475 You're gonna kill it. 887 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,272 You guys, it's on! Come on, it's on! 888 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,106 Oh! Sixteen Candles. 889 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,025 Here it comes. 890 00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:14,672 There's Molly Ringwald... 891 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,827 and that's me. The little girl crossing the street. 892 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,325 Wait. You were an extra? 893 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,578 Lilah... 894 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,537 I was Wedding Girl Number Three. 895 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,215 Chad, look. They're back! 896 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,507 Are you serious? 897 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,493 Saw the bloodbath in the market today, guys. These are on me. 898 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,216 Hey, T, what's the scoop on those two over there? 899 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:43,734 Janet and Claire. Advertising, I think. 900 00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:46,016 - Mmm. - Oh, God. They saw me. 901 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,346 Probably think I'm a stalker. 902 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,791 It's no big of a deal. You'll be fine, just be cool, hey, breathe. 903 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,355 Ooo. 904 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,442 Breathe with me. 905 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,818 - Here you go, buddy. Oh, they're here. - Okay. 906 00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,328 Mind if we join you guys? 907 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,198 Absolutely. Have a seat! 908 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,040 So... 909 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,923 I'm Reece, this is Chad... 910 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,326 Mm-hmm. 911 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,497 - So what brings you lovely ladies... - Reece? 912 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:11,961 Chad? 913 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,972 How about we cut the shit and order some shots? 914 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,646 Hi, Griffin! 915 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,733 I'm Phoebe's mom. 916 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,896 It's so nice to finally meet you. Come on in. 917 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200 Hey, hi, yeah... 918 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,445 Nice to meet you... too. 919 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:01,488 Can I get you anything? 920 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:05,773 I'm good. Thanks. 921 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:08,851 You sure about that? That was a pretty long "um". 922 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,517 We have soda, water... 923 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,649 I'm... really, I'm fine. 924 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:14,524 Hey! 925 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,819 - So you guys finally met? - And I look like this. 926 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,915 I just got back from the gym. 927 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:22,868 I'm not surprised... with your exciting dating life. 928 00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:24,282 She's never home anymore. 929 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:26,538 I feel like she's the teenager and I'm the mom. 930 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,952 - My exciting dating life. - No, I love it! 931 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,038 This guy might actually be a keeper. 932 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,996 Anyway, honey, Griffin doesn't care about any of this. 933 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:37,380 No. 934 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,894 Okay. Well, that's our cue to hit the road. 935 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,345 - Bye, Mom. - Bye. 936 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:50,103 So, is this party at Mason's cabin, like, BYO-Indica? 937 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,312 What's up? 938 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,356 Nothing. 939 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,492 Did my mom say something weird? 940 00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:00,278 I mean, I love her. 941 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:04,368 She's my best friend, but she's still a mom. 942 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,539 No, she's fine. 943 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,290 She was just sharing all that dating stuff, I guess. 944 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,041 Yeah. She always does that. 945 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,961 I mean, talking too much. 946 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,921 But... whatever. 947 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,463 She's in a good place right now, so... 948 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:19,964 With this guy? 949 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,974 So he's... 950 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,886 I mean, I guess she really likes him. 951 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,929 I mean, at her age she's lucky 952 00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:28,563 to find someone who isn't like a serial killer, 953 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,640 married or both, so... 954 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,439 I'm like, you go, girl! 955 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,652 You sure she didn't say anything? 956 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,232 No. 957 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,407 I just wasn't expecting to meet her right then. 958 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:43,782 You are not good at acting off the cuff, are you? 959 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,793 - Oh! - Like this. 960 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:54,582 Last call, kids. 961 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:58,593 Okay, so our firm is one big popularity contest. 962 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:02,300 We have the cool kids, you have the nerds, the... 963 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:03,836 the outcast. 964 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,886 It's like high school all over again. 965 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,720 I know exactly what you mean. 966 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,137 This guy I was seeing 967 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,309 got a slogan on a bottle of mustard, 968 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,360 and thought it entitled him to sleep with everyone. 969 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:18,687 "Spicy goodness". 970 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:22,609 Two words and he thinks he is J.K. Rowling. 971 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,663 Sorry. Nerdy reference? 972 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:25,988 No. Are you a Potterhead? 973 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,203 Guilty. 974 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:29,792 Okay, I am stopping this topic of conversation. 975 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,287 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 976 00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:35,212 I got a sense of it and I'm drawing my final conclusions and... 977 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,627 Your old boyfriend is an idiot. 978 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,963 He doesn't deserve you. I mean... look at you. You're... 979 00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,215 Totally hot. 980 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,755 And smart. 981 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,144 Uh, and stuff. 982 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,223 Take me home. 983 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,022 You don't want to hang out anymore? 984 00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,443 You are hysterical! 985 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:05,532 Here we are! 986 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,235 So, I know it's a shoebox. 987 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,584 But I'm a promotion away 988 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,040 from getting something bigger near Wrigley. 989 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,326 No, it's amazing. 990 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:20,205 Good, high ceilings... Central air. 991 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,338 Big windows. 992 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:26,173 Hm... Decent view of the city. 993 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:28,467 Pretty cool... 994 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,935 Do you know what the first thing I noticed about you was? 995 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:42,982 Your tie. 996 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,109 Yeah, well. I'm still getting used to them. 997 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:47,893 They always come out crooked... 998 00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:22,645 Woo! Hoo! Ha! 999 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,726 - Yes! Yes! - Woo! 1000 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:26,646 We did it! We did it! 1001 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,487 What are you doing? 1002 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,400 Oh, you know. 1003 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:31,778 Just supervising biological photoshop, 1004 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,155 normal assistant stuff. 1005 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:36,123 Thank God Lilah is at her grandparents' this weekend. 1006 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,253 She doesn't have to absorb any of this. 1007 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,130 Hey, Erin. You gotta get a load of these honkers. 1008 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,687 - No, no. Mm-mm. - I'm sorry, but you have to. 1009 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:46,801 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes. 1010 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,720 She's totally out of her mind. 1011 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:49,839 Watch this. 1012 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:51,392 Hey, um, Margot? 1013 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,560 We're gonna borrow your car, some Vicodin and your credit card tonight. 1014 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:55,636 You good with that? 1015 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:01,982 Out of her mind. 1016 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,896 Are you still gonna have time to meet with that college rep? I mean, 1017 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:07,784 it seems kind of a lot. 1018 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,651 Yeah, well, it turns out 1019 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:12,951 that the admissions guy from Clarke is gonna be in town. 1020 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,911 But I don't know if I even want to meet with him. 1021 00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,041 Audrey, are you kidding? 1022 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,746 The only way to get off the waitlist is to go for it. I mean, 1023 00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,962 you should be calling every day. 1024 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,542 Getting rec letters... 1025 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,002 sending flowers to his wife... 1026 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:29,377 Do I really want to spend four years in Dubuque? 1027 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,513 Hurts my heart. 1028 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:34,885 I don't know. 1029 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:37,102 Hey, speaking of hearts, 1030 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,470 are we expecting a good season for the Cubs? 1031 00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:41,437 Let's just say, 1032 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,398 I am very glad to be going to school here in the city. 1033 00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:48,069 - Ooo! - More Vicodin! 1034 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,654 Oh my God! What's that? 1035 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:54,948 Oh, my God, I just peed a little. 1036 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,832 Wait. 1037 00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:58,946 You're thinking about dumping her? 1038 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,036 We never have anything to talk about. 1039 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,580 And why are you trying to talk? 1040 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:07,092 The same reason I try to talk to you and instantly regret it. 1041 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,505 If Paige Wilcox wants to date you, 1042 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:17,135 you date Paige Wilcox until Paige Wilcox is done with you. 1043 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:18,559 Say Paige Wilcox again. 1044 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:20,601 I will if it makes her appear. 1045 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,350 So Milo and Lucy totally have this twin thing going on. 1046 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,817 Like, Lucy got stung by a bee, and I swear Milo could feel it. 1047 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,782 And they talk to each other. 1048 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:32,942 No joke. They have conversations. 1049 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:35,048 Like in the kitchen the other day, oh, my God. 1050 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,792 They were just chatting and going on and on, 1051 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,195 it was the cutest thing ever. 1052 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:40,325 I'm pretty sure they were talking about cheese. 1053 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,463 So, how do you keep yourself busy in the summer? 1054 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,959 I do driveway sealing. 1055 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,171 You know, like blacktop? 1056 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,501 It's just a summer gig, but it's my own business. 1057 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,594 Ew, does that involve manual labor? 1058 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,007 Uh, yeah. 1059 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,140 Boring. Moving on. Hot tub, anyone? 1060 00:59:57,219 --> 00:59:58,799 Hot tub, everyone. 1061 00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:00,967 - Woo hoo! - Yeah, I'll take 'em. 1062 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:52,521 Okay, this is amazing! We are on the field! 1063 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,823 - Welcome to my office. - Wow! 1064 01:00:58,238 --> 01:00:59,608 Where are you taking me? 1065 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,163 Just wanna show you something. 1066 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,450 Okay. 1067 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:06,745 Come on. 1068 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,247 Oop! 1069 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:13,838 A little scary, but I gotcha. 1070 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,050 - There you go. - Thank you. 1071 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,130 Good job. 1072 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:22,177 This is the scoreboard? 1073 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:28,600 Okay, my dad is going to flip out 1074 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,095 when I tell him about this. 1075 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:31,944 Pretty cool, huh? 1076 01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:34,731 You threw a picnic? 1077 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,396 Little bit, yeah. 1078 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,358 - Hope you're hungry. - So cute. 1079 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,741 Oh, yeah. 1080 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:47,865 - Hi. - Hey. 1081 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:50,010 That's where we met right there. Remember? 1082 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,210 Ah! Yeah. 1083 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:53,456 Wow! 1084 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,673 Pretty cool, huh? 1085 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,505 Yeah. 1086 01:01:57,672 --> 01:02:00,932 You've only been here three months and you already own the place. 1087 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,600 Uh, yeah, at least until I hit my rookie slump. 1088 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,849 Not on my watch, sir. 1089 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:11,806 Well, you know I am batting .344 since I ruined your dress, 1090 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:15,940 so I guess you are kind of my good luck charm. 1091 01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:17,194 See? 1092 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,155 - I come in peace. - Hey. 1093 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,455 Sorry to ambush you. I... 1094 01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:15,145 - I sent you texts, but I... - I know. 1095 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,588 I'm sorry. Things have just been kind of crazy lately. 1096 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:20,884 Sure. Um... 1097 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:24,127 Listen, I've been thinking... 1098 01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:25,926 and... 1099 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:28,506 the summer is just going by way too fast. 1100 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:32,561 And I wanted to see you before we both leave for school. 1101 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,820 Should I take that as a no? 1102 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,864 Alec, we had an agreement. 1103 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,781 Then you went and posted pictures 1104 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,113 with your new girlfriend 15 minutes after we broke up. 1105 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,200 She posted that. I... 1106 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:52,204 You know what? You're right. 1107 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,327 I'm sorry. I hated that she did that, 1108 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:56,294 and I wanted you to know it's nothing like that. 1109 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,883 What is it like with Party Paige? 1110 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,416 It's... 1111 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,009 Hey! 1112 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,595 Wait, is that... That's... 1113 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,722 I gotta go. But, um... 1114 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:14,227 Have a nice 4th, okay? 1115 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,232 What is this? 1116 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,772 I got signed to Under Armour, so no more squeaky brakes. 1117 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,335 - Nice. Can I give this to you? - Absolutely. I'll take it. 1118 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,670 - Very nice. I really like it. - Kinda cool, huh? 1119 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,614 A lot more horsepower than the last car. 1120 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,325 Happy Independence Day. 1121 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,716 One, two, three! 1122 01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,649 Woo! 1123 01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:03,651 - Yeah! - Go get 'em, man! 1124 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:04,983 Yeah! 1125 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,494 Woo! 1126 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:14,118 Yes! 1127 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,537 Woo! 1128 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,217 Here we go! 1129 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:33,814 Mm-mm. 1130 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:36,773 - Hi! - Oh, my God! 1131 01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:38,812 - They are perfection! Can I feel? - Sure. 1132 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:41,064 Oh, my God! 1133 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,189 That's my kind of ilk. 1134 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,283 The dude that I told you about. He's hot for you. 1135 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,400 Right? 1136 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,112 Just look around here. 1137 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:54,741 Three million people all trying to get ahead of each other. 1138 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:57,044 Everyone fighting for the same spot. 1139 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,412 I guess I never really thought of it like that. 1140 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,001 Yeah, that's because 1141 01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:02,542 you cutthroat traders 1142 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,305 are too busy pillaging your way to the top. 1143 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:10,216 You're the first guy I've met here who I don't feel has a secret agenda. 1144 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,393 Quick pit stop before we head to the fireworks? 1145 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,854 For sure. 1146 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:21,729 I'm sorry. Is this Chicago, or is this Heaven? 1147 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,558 No, dude. We gotta tell 'em. 1148 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:27,474 Claire wants me to have lunch with her dad who's a big honcho at Morgan Stanley. 1149 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,297 Wear the yellow tie. Says old school. 1150 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:30,694 Dude, I'm not kidding. 1151 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,070 Chad, remember... 1152 01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,068 in a few weeks we're leaving for college. 1153 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:36,450 And the girls? 1154 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:40,123 They move on to some workforce douchebags way worse than we are. 1155 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:58,680 O-kay. 1156 01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,265 - Seriously? - Woo! 1157 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:03,984 You wanna... 1158 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,062 Yeah. 1159 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,152 I bet you had to fight off all the girls with a stick this summer. 1160 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,160 Actually, you might be surprised. 1161 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:16,780 Really? 1162 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:23,785 I was thinking... 1163 01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,133 why we don't go find our own spot 1164 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,092 and make our own fireworks? 1165 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,585 So you can tell me where I rank! 1166 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,224 Wait. What? 1167 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,886 Let me just publicly declare 1168 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:42,725 that I'm not the next fool to fallfor this idiot's hook-up list. 1169 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,730 It's gone viral, douchebag! 1170 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,822 No one is gonna sleep with you. 1171 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:51,900 Ever. 1172 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,572 - Ew! - Ah! 1173 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,329 - Jerk! - Ah! 1174 01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:02,497 Look at the stars. 1175 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:04,998 Just like you someday. 1176 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:06,665 I don't know. 1177 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,208 What? You're so talented. 1178 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,013 You'll at least have a lot of choices. 1179 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:13,714 Well. 1180 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:15,835 I mean, you will too, Audrey. 1181 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,779 Have you heard back from that college? 1182 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,144 Nah. 1183 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:22,176 Still just waiting around for the low-hanging fruit. 1184 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,558 Wait. 1185 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:27,190 College has fruit? 1186 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,355 It's an expression. 1187 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:35,448 I've been settling for anything that's left on the tree. 1188 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:37,357 My ex. 1189 01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,159 My college. This job. 1190 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,366 Wait. 1191 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,664 Why would you ever just settle for anything? 1192 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:48,366 And what do you mean, this job? 1193 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:49,878 No offense. 1194 01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:52,835 No, I mean, you're really good at it. 1195 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,260 And you're like my favorite person that's ever worked for my mom. 1196 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,716 And there's been more than I can count. 1197 01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:01,257 I am? 1198 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,524 Yeah, you are. 1199 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,015 Yeah, well, I mean, I am pretty awesome. 1200 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,069 Look, they're starting! 1201 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,819 They look so close! Whoa! 1202 01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:30,331 - Wow. - Yeah. 1203 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:32,964 It's nice. 1204 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,381 I can't imagine what that party is looking like now. 1205 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:39,047 Yup. 1206 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,176 I'd much prefer doing something like this. 1207 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,430 I think I've always sort of been an outsider on the inside. 1208 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:48,934 You know? 1209 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:53,308 Sometimes I feel like... 1210 01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:57,321 I'm floating over my body, like, watching my interactions. 1211 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,950 An observer, for sure. 1212 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,780 I feel it too. 1213 01:10:02,407 --> 01:10:05,027 Like, my dad's not in the picture, and... 1214 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,332 I think I handle it better because I feel it less. 1215 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,536 Sometimes I... 1216 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,589 fear... 1217 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:16,710 whether I'm... 1218 01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:19,797 even capable of love. 1219 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:25,642 Or if I'm just destined to observe it for the rest of my life. 1220 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,061 You know what I mean? 1221 01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:30,391 I wish I felt less sometimes. 1222 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,111 But I don't think you need to worry about it. 1223 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,439 No, I just... I worry... 1224 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,895 if I've never been able 1225 01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,986 to fully let my guard down with someone, 1226 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,237 maybe I'm not capable. 1227 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,825 Look, Phoebe. 1228 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,329 I'm gonna be real honest with you. 1229 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,167 I would like to be that person. 1230 01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,552 And I love... 1231 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:04,758 that you are a way-too-wise-for-your-years artist. 1232 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:07,887 And that you look like an angel, 1233 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:09,765 a sex goddess, 1234 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,729 and a nerdy librarian, all at the same moment. 1235 01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:16,061 Not that you look like a librarian, or a nerd. 1236 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:17,773 I love nerds. 1237 01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:20,109 Not in a weird way. 1238 01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:26,573 Phoebe. 1239 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,454 There's something I have to tell you. 1240 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:29,909 I'm listening. 1241 01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:32,248 I can't tell you while you're kissing me. 1242 01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:34,423 I'm not very good at taking direction. 1243 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,462 What do you wanna tell me? 1244 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:53,016 I don't know. I just... I have to tell you that... 1245 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,944 I'm so embarassingly in love with you. 1246 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,025 I'm here. 1247 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,200 I'm right here. 1248 01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,057 Yeah, your cake was a hit, huh? 1249 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,671 Yeah. Did people like it? 1250 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:18,852 I think they did. It looks like it's all gone. 1251 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,876 Oh, good. 1252 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,022 We're a really good cooking team. 1253 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,046 - I think so. - Oh yeah. 1254 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,546 - It's so beautiful here. - Yeah. 1255 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,221 Yeah, this place is great. 1256 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,138 - Thanks for helping me find it. - You're welcome. 1257 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,805 And this barbecue that you did was first class. 1258 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:40,693 The last one that I hosted had plastic chairs and a pig roast. 1259 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,042 I know what you mean. 1260 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:45,026 I'm used to parties where people are taking shots and... 1261 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,488 - throwing up everywhere. - Ew. 1262 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,571 Mm-hmm. 1263 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,694 The guys on the team enjoyed seeing you here tonight. 1264 01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:51,825 Mm-mm. 1265 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,004 I told them to get used to it. 1266 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:10,741 - You're gonna lose. - Oh, my... Oh, my God! 1267 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:12,470 Big fail. 1268 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,470 You are not gonna believe it! 1269 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:15,932 I submitted your reel, 1270 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,982 and you have a tryout 1271 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,402 with America's Got Talent. 1272 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,707 But we have a lot of work to do before then, 1273 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,651 so I want to start full rehearsals this Friday. 1274 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:25,033 This Friday? 1275 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:28,816 But... Audrey and I were going to the beach. We had a whole plan. 1276 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,655 You can go to the beach any day. 1277 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:31,990 This is the big time. 1278 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,161 This could be national TV. 1279 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:37,215 So Sebastian's coming over to work on your inflection. 1280 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,250 I think Baby Love will knock 'em dead. 1281 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,210 You want me to sing? You know I hate singing. 1282 01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,633 Lilah, you have a beautiful voice. 1283 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:46,355 So, unless you have some hidden talent, 1284 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,052 like juggling blindfolded, 1285 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,837 you are going to sing. 1286 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:57,345 ...and there's a smash from Ricky down the line. 1287 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,393 This kid is unbelievably hot. 1288 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,272 This sucks. 1289 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,725 I'm rooting against my own team because of that guy. 1290 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:06,114 He, y bro, which is worse? My hookup list flameout 1291 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,359 or you ending things with Paige willingly? 1292 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:11,534 I'm sorry, bro. She has the IQ of a toaster. 1293 01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:12,906 I can't do it. 1294 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,365 This was gonna be the summer. 1295 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:17,142 - I'd been planning it for months. - No. Don't sweat it, bro. 1296 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,503 Honestly, the hookup gods are just punishing you 1297 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,210 because you were getting too greedy. 1298 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,670 - I don't know, man... - No, seriously, bro. 1299 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,210 From the fat kid in 8th grade 1300 01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,714 to the jacked badass sitting next to me right now, 1301 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,037 you had a pretty sick run with the ladies in high school. 1302 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:33,763 Yes. You did. You did it. 1303 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,350 Right? 1304 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:43,937 Wait... 1305 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:46,767 Wait, wait... what? 1306 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:48,692 You're... 1307 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,736 No! 1308 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:53,493 What? 1309 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,008 How can this even be possible? 1310 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:56,552 I don't know man, I just... 1311 01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:58,659 You know, I was so busy with ball, 1312 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,624 you know, I was traveling every weekend 1313 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,665 and had camps every summer, I just never really... 1314 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,791 But I just figured, you know... 1315 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,922 This was the summer I'd make up for lost time. 1316 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,297 I don't know, man, I... 1317 01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:16,969 I guess that list was pretty lame. 1318 01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:19,427 Kinda got what I deserved. 1319 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:21,850 Forget it, man. 1320 01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:23,381 All right? Just clean the slate. 1321 01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:39,656 May-sawn! 1322 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:40,744 Griff! 1323 01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,456 Dude, how's my mix coming? 1324 01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,460 Sounding sick. 1325 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,766 Dude, I'm working on it right now. 1326 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:47,144 We're sitting at 100 beats per minute, you're gonna love it. 1327 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,368 It's not your usual chillin' out bongapalooza. 1328 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,712 Perfect, bro. 1329 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:53,223 I'm stoked. Special occasion. 1330 01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:55,008 Special occasion? 1331 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,466 Oh, hell, yeah. 1332 01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:58,636 Thanks, bro. 1333 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,085 - Hey, honey! - Hey, Mom. 1334 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,435 Oh, you have a friend downstairs. 1335 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:08,855 Cute. 1336 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:18,823 Hey. 1337 01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:21,537 Guess what? 1338 01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,958 You okay? 1339 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,329 No, my mom found out 1340 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,705 that the piece of shit she's been dating is married. 1341 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:31,546 Can you believe that? 1342 01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:34,047 Oh. 1343 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,549 I'm so sorry. 1344 01:16:36,801 --> 01:16:38,051 Is this an epidemic? 1345 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:40,505 Like, can anyone be faithful anymore? 1346 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,096 You know, my mom feels like she's been sucker-punched, 1347 01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:45,602 and it makes me feel like you can't trust anyone. 1348 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:48,436 He just seemed like the most normal guy. 1349 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:51,069 - Have you met him? - Yeah, once. Why? 1350 01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:52,438 No. I'm... 1351 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,490 just processing this. 1352 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:56,775 It makes me want to tell his family. 1353 01:16:57,738 --> 01:16:59,448 Did you... talk to her? 1354 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:00,872 No, no. I haven't. 1355 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,120 Well, you have to. 1356 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,785 Look. We have to talk. 1357 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,246 Come on. 1358 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:09,665 - Bye, Mom. - Wait. 1359 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:12,252 You're taking off? 1360 01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:14,545 Yeah. We're just gonna go for a walk. 1361 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,470 It was really nice to finally meet you. 1362 01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:20,085 You raised a great son. One of the last good ones, maybe. 1363 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,049 He always speaks very highly of you. 1364 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,388 Thank you. 1365 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:25,890 He's a pretty great one, isn't he? 1366 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,185 Okay. Let's not get me too much credit. 1367 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:30,727 - Bye, Mom. - Have fun. 1368 01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:39,664 Sorry. I shouldn't have said you have to tell her. 1369 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,370 I know it's up to you in your own time. But I really wanna... 1370 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:43,985 call this guy's family 1371 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:45,918 - and just tear his life apart. - Hey, Phoebe. 1372 01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:52,082 Look. I know who your mom has been seeing. 1373 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:53,585 What? 1374 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:56,706 The guy from the gym. 1375 01:17:58,215 --> 01:18:00,335 - I tried to tell you... - What are you talking about? 1376 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:15,857 Is that your dad? 1377 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,239 You knew? 1378 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,660 - My God. - Phoebe, I'm sorry. 1379 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:31,707 I'm gonna be sick, or I'm gonna punch something, I don't know which. 1380 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:34,210 So when you saw him with the woman, 1381 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:35,633 then you met my mom, you... 1382 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:40,092 So, you've known... How long ago was that, like a week? 1383 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:41,216 Five days. 1384 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,583 So the whole of the 4th of July together you were lying. 1385 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,764 I wanted to tell you. I tried to tell you. 1386 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:47,346 No, I should thank you, Griffin. 1387 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:51,443 Because I almost started to let my guard down for the first time in my life, 1388 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:55,612 but luckily you just ruined the last shred of faith in humanity I had left. 1389 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,105 Wait, Phoebe. Stop! Look... 1390 01:18:58,442 --> 01:18:59,572 I get you're mad. 1391 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,572 But this is his shit. I didn't do this. 1392 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:03,574 You knew that my mom thought this was real 1393 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,066 and you went along and did nothing. 1394 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,527 I didn't know what to do! 1395 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,986 I've never been through this before. 1396 01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:10,289 That's not an excuse. 1397 01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:12,291 I don't wanna talk anymore, okay? Leave me alone. 1398 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,671 This is spiraling very quickly. Can you give me one second? 1399 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:17,712 I should have never let you in. You were a complete waste of my time. 1400 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:19,959 Phoebe. 1401 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:21,467 Leave me alone. 1402 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,498 Oh, now I know why you go to the gym so much. 1403 01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:37,522 Griffin. 1404 01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:40,232 Okay. I'm sorry. 1405 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,653 I don't know what you know, exactly. 1406 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:44,656 But it's over. I put an end to it. 1407 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:45,818 So you wouldn't get caught. 1408 01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:49,080 Real honorable of you. And you're not even telling the truth right now. 1409 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:50,621 She found out you were married. 1410 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,120 Does Mom know? 1411 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:53,955 No. 1412 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:55,873 Look, 1413 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:59,091 this is something you won't be able to appreciate until you're much older. 1414 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:02,009 And as important as this relationship with her daughter may seem... 1415 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,089 Don't patronize me. 1416 01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:05,757 And quit calling her the daughter. Her name is Phoebe. 1417 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:06,926 And they are real people 1418 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,689 whose lives you just completely dicked with, 1419 01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,431 same with the people in there. 1420 01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:13,484 Quit telling me I don't understand. I understand perfectly. 1421 01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:14,934 Okay. 1422 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:17,268 I made a mistake, Griffin. 1423 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,109 It happened and I'm sorry. 1424 01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,823 But I assure you. 1425 01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:22,565 It meant nothing to me. 1426 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:23,943 No shit! 1427 01:20:26,613 --> 01:20:27,613 Griffin! 1428 01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,683 Hello, and welcome to another episode 1429 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:53,885 of Paige Plugged In. 1430 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,394 As you may have guessed, it's Lucy and Milo's birthday today. 1431 01:20:57,478 --> 01:20:59,038 We always celebrate seven times a year, 1432 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:01,104 and the caterers always whip up something fabulous. 1433 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:03,640 This year, I had them whip up an angel food cake 1434 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,652 for Mommy's little angels... 1435 01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:58,334 Here you go. 1436 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,766 I bet it's a nice day at the beach. 1437 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,824 "Wedding Girl Three" is stuck in a meeting. 1438 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:29,610 Of course she is. 1439 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,453 And she says to enunciate. 1440 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,774 You wanna go make a sandcastle? 1441 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,771 Ab-so-lutely. 1442 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,164 Phoebe isn't home. 1443 01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:20,885 - She doesn't wanna see you anyway. - I came to see you. 1444 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:25,043 I didn't know what to do. 1445 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,134 So I did nothing. 1446 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:30,424 And I'm sorry for that. 1447 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,087 Griffin, this is all still really raw. 1448 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:35,426 I know. 1449 01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:39,427 And I get why you both wanna lump me in with my dad... 1450 01:23:41,225 --> 01:23:42,475 But I am not my father. 1451 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,904 Believe me, I know the kind of person he is. 1452 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:49,779 And I understand how awful this must have been for you 1453 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:51,398 and how it must have impacted Phoebe. 1454 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,532 She means so much to me. 1455 01:23:57,574 --> 01:23:58,874 And I know she was hurt by this. 1456 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,160 She was. 1457 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,963 I guess I just... 1458 01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:07,379 I didn't want this to end. 1459 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:10,462 And that was selfish. 1460 01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,881 I'm just really, really sorry. 1461 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,532 Thanks for the beach. 1462 01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:33,112 It was the best day in my summer. 1463 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:36,111 It's really fun just to be a kid sometimes. 1464 01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,322 I'm really proud of you, Lilah. 1465 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,987 And you know my mom is gonna fire you? 1466 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,955 I guess I shouldn't ask for a letter of recommendation. 1467 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:49,457 No. She's gonna be really mad. 1468 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:52,125 You okay? I can stay and take the heat. 1469 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:54,462 No, I got this. I know how to handle her. 1470 01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:56,548 - You do. - The beach? 1471 01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:58,677 Are you kidding me? 1472 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:00,576 I got you an audition! 1473 01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,762 Good luck with your interview. 1474 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,935 Don't forget you're awesome and deserve the best. 1475 01:25:07,853 --> 01:25:10,023 Where were you earlier in my life? 1476 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:12,107 I was learning how to talk. 1477 01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:13,626 Next time I am not gonna hire... 1478 01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:15,610 - Go. - ...a teenage babysitter. 1479 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,401 Young lady. 1480 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:19,358 You are gonna hear it from me. 1481 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,277 I'm calling the agency. 1482 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:24,621 Yeah, you're not going anywhere in life. 1483 01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:10,245 Biscuits and gravy, right? 1484 01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,497 Thanks. 1485 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:20,675 Hey. 1486 01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:26,597 Um... Babe, did you order takeout? That's so sweet. 1487 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,312 Did he already pay? 1488 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,602 You know what? This one's on the house. 1489 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:34,729 - Enjoy. - Hm. Thank you. 1490 01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:39,817 Erin... Erin! 1491 01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:42,282 Erin, wait. That's my ex. 1492 01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:43,914 The one you broke up with? 1493 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,134 Listen, we were together for a long time. 1494 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,674 We're still friends. And we still talk. 1495 01:26:58,755 --> 01:26:59,755 And... 1496 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,009 things are... um... 1497 01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:05,014 complicated. 1498 01:27:05,095 --> 01:27:06,095 Hm. Right. 1499 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,575 Then you should figure it out, then. Take all the time you need. 1500 01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:22,025 - Phoebe Fisher? - Yeah. 1501 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:25,277 It's prepaid. Enjoy. 1502 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:10,242 Griffin? 1503 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:13,409 I, uh... I picked up a new laundry bag for your dorm. 1504 01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:16,915 - Oh, thanks, Mom. - You know, you'd think that... 1505 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:21,131 with you having been away at Berkshire... 1506 01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,800 that all this goodbye stuff would be easier. 1507 01:28:28,428 --> 01:28:29,638 But it isn't. 1508 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:33,599 Mom. 1509 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:40,979 There is something I need to tell you. 1510 01:28:47,405 --> 01:28:50,695 So, I know it's short notice, but, uh... 1511 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:55,536 my family is renting this place in Michigan for Labor Day weekend... 1512 01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:57,502 - Claire... - ...it's really gorgeous. 1513 01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,810 - There's no TV. - Claire... 1514 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,884 - So at night we sing songs... - Claire! 1515 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:03,671 I'm 18. 1516 01:29:05,048 --> 01:29:05,878 What? 1517 01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:07,586 I just graduated high school. 1518 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:09,256 I'm not a trader. 1519 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,394 I don't even know what CBOE stands for. 1520 01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:13,427 I do now, because I googled it, but... 1521 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:18,773 Was wondering how long is was gonna take for you to tell me that. 1522 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:22,355 What? You knew? 1523 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,240 Oh, please. You are way too sweet to be a trader. 1524 01:29:28,238 --> 01:29:31,698 And that first morning, your wallet was open on the floor. 1525 01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,655 I saw your license. 1526 01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:36,502 Along with your robotics club membership card. 1527 01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:38,830 I had no idea you were treasurer. 1528 01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,249 Should really lead with that more. 1529 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:45,455 What about all that stuff about meeting your dad? 1530 01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:47,877 I liked watching you squirm. 1531 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:50,301 And Janet? 1532 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,301 She's not pissed we're just a couple of lying dorks? 1533 01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:55,885 - Does she look pissed? - One more. One more. 1534 01:29:58,018 --> 01:30:00,018 Whoever said that you weren't cool 1535 01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:02,187 doesn't really know you. 1536 01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:04,016 I do. 1537 01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:07,282 And this is who you are. 1538 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,317 Can we, like, get married today? 1539 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:26,088 To be honest, Ms. Jarvis, your transcript is very... 1540 01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:27,304 average. 1541 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:31,426 Yeah. Well, my GPA suffered the past two years because I've been working. 1542 01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:32,589 Pretty much all the time. 1543 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:34,348 Oh! In what capacities? 1544 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:36,429 Fast-food joint, coffee shop. 1545 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,808 You take what you can get, you know? 1546 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:41,522 Well, obviously, we can't offer admission to everyone. 1547 01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:44,665 And believe me, you would be lucky to have our institution in your life. 1548 01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:46,779 Nonetheless, we do see some potential... 1549 01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:49,398 and that is why we are willing to take a risk 1550 01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:51,913 and offer you admission to Clarke College. 1551 01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:53,204 You mean I'm in? 1552 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,571 On a probationary basis. 1553 01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,093 - What's that mean? - You may enroll, 1554 01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,117 but you will not be eligible for campus housing, 1555 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:00,246 the Greek system or student government. 1556 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:04,039 So basically I am shut out of all the fun parts of college. 1557 01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:05,674 Congratulations. 1558 01:31:07,253 --> 01:31:08,593 Mr. Edmunds... 1559 01:31:10,507 --> 01:31:11,547 I pass. 1560 01:31:11,633 --> 01:31:12,633 What? 1561 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:16,302 You guys were my last choice and... 1562 01:31:17,097 --> 01:31:18,217 I don't wanna settle. 1563 01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:19,742 You're passing on us? 1564 01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:21,766 So, you're left with nothing? 1565 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:23,936 No. 1566 01:31:25,939 --> 01:31:27,109 I'm left with me. 1567 01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,610 Look, I may not know what I'm gonna do, 1568 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:34,655 instead of attending my backup school, 1569 01:31:34,739 --> 01:31:36,779 on a probationary basis. 1570 01:31:36,866 --> 01:31:38,866 But whatever it is... 1571 01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:41,961 I'm gonna kick the shit out of it. 1572 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:46,251 Thank you, Mr. Edmunds. 1573 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:53,383 Twenty-three driveways and two parking lots. Record summer. 1574 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,466 No doubt. I'm beat. 1575 01:31:55,802 --> 01:31:57,762 Hey, you think you can handle this invoice for me? 1576 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,926 There's something I need to do. 1577 01:32:01,307 --> 01:32:03,637 That sounds extremely vague, but... 1578 01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:06,274 sure. Go ahead, I'll finish up. 1579 01:32:07,897 --> 01:32:09,897 - Good work this summer. - You too. 1580 01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:26,294 So we're all finished. Mrs. Davis. 1581 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:29,504 Oh, not Mrs. anymore. Nicole's fine. 1582 01:32:30,754 --> 01:32:31,844 Looking really good. 1583 01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:33,922 I've been watching you guys all week. 1584 01:32:34,549 --> 01:32:35,549 Yeah. 1585 01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:37,134 Um... 1586 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:38,722 So, I've got your invoice. 1587 01:32:39,262 --> 01:32:40,602 Let me go get my checkbook. 1588 01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:42,774 Come on in. I'll get you something cold. 1589 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,024 Unless you're in the mood for something 1590 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:49,313 hot. 1591 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:03,012 And here comes local product, Mason Riley, 1592 01:33:03,036 --> 01:33:05,656 who has a shot at the podium here in his final run. 1593 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:19,134 Woo! 1594 01:33:41,282 --> 01:33:44,242 He sticks it! He sticks it! 1595 01:33:44,452 --> 01:33:47,792 You've just punched your ticket to the fall season tour. 1596 01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,037 Mason! Mason! 1597 01:33:58,258 --> 01:34:00,968 Mmm. Are you okay? 1598 01:34:01,761 --> 01:34:03,391 Two breakups in one summer, 1599 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:05,603 maybe if I hurry up I can cram in a third. 1600 01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:08,432 Okay, but you don't have time for those childish games anymore. 1601 01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:11,150 I mean, you're a college woman now. 1602 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:12,519 How was your interview? 1603 01:34:13,606 --> 01:34:15,276 So... big news. 1604 01:34:15,567 --> 01:34:16,567 Yes? 1605 01:34:17,777 --> 01:34:19,027 I'm not going to college. 1606 01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:22,374 But I am enrolled 1607 01:34:23,366 --> 01:34:24,486 in Teachers Without Borders. 1608 01:34:25,201 --> 01:34:26,831 Well, that's amazing, 1609 01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:29,791 but you're gonna go to college eventually, right? 1610 01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:31,206 Okay. 1611 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:34,170 - I love you. - Mm-hmm. 1612 01:34:34,794 --> 01:34:36,804 But we come from different places. 1613 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:39,295 You just have to understand 1614 01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:42,342 that you've got different opportunities because of that. 1615 01:34:42,427 --> 01:34:45,387 I'm sorry. Are you upset because I got into my first choice? 1616 01:34:45,555 --> 01:34:47,805 Because I worked really hard. 1617 01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,172 I know you did. And I would never take that away from you. 1618 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,733 Look, Erin. You're gonna be successful. 1619 01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:58,691 I just... I need you to not judge my version of success. 1620 01:34:59,861 --> 01:35:00,861 Which is... 1621 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:03,449 not settling for Dubuque. 1622 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:06,528 It's teaching little twerps English in Borneo. 1623 01:35:06,618 --> 01:35:07,738 Aw. 1624 01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:09,119 And it turns out... 1625 01:35:10,496 --> 01:35:11,536 I like kids. 1626 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:14,170 Mmm. I'm proud of you. 1627 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:17,589 Are you mad at me? Are we gonna fight? 1628 01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:20,300 Uh, no. I love you, like, too much. 1629 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,590 Mmm. 1630 01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:25,250 - Hmm... - What? 1631 01:35:25,929 --> 01:35:27,559 He came! 1632 01:35:27,639 --> 01:35:29,139 - Hm. - Oh, wow. 1633 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:30,951 Okay, you gotta go. This is dramatic enough. 1634 01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:32,975 - Are you sure? - Go! Get the hell out of here. 1635 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:35,562 - Okay. I love you. - I love you. Good luck. 1636 01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:36,647 Thanks. 1637 01:35:44,572 --> 01:35:45,572 Hey. 1638 01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:48,082 Your parents sent me an invite. 1639 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:49,399 I wasn't sure if I should come. 1640 01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:50,906 I'm glad you did. 1641 01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:55,275 So where's the rookie of the year? 1642 01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:57,418 Ah. Struck out. 1643 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:00,551 What about Paige? 1644 01:36:00,630 --> 01:36:01,670 Turned the page. 1645 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:03,851 There was a better book out there somewhere. 1646 01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:05,888 Ah, what was she, a scratch and sniff? 1647 01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:10,264 I miss smart people. 1648 01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:13,225 I missed you. 1649 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:15,772 I was thinking... 1650 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,479 Um... 1651 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,069 maybe we weren't ready to break up when we did. 1652 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,149 Yeah, I think that we thought 1653 01:36:22,986 --> 01:36:25,816 we'd make this moment less sad if we did it sooner. 1654 01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:28,155 Yeah, it's unavoidable. 1655 01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:30,366 Next week I'm on a plane to Oregon, 1656 01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:32,500 and you'll be up in Evanston. 1657 01:36:33,246 --> 01:36:37,326 Last time we had this conversation, we agreed to stay friends. 1658 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:42,046 How about this time we agree to be friends? 1659 01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:45,045 - Friends. - Friends. 1660 01:36:45,883 --> 01:36:48,223 Okay. Walk away. Erin, walk away. 1661 01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:50,013 - Just friends. - Friends! 1662 01:36:58,563 --> 01:37:00,653 For God's sakes... Cake! 1663 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,218 Thank you. Yeah. I'm just happy... 1664 01:37:29,761 --> 01:37:30,761 Thank you. 1665 01:37:43,483 --> 01:37:45,943 How are we really meant to know our future 1666 01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:48,397 if we don't even know the world's future? 1667 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,010 It kinda sounds cheesy, but 1668 01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:52,664 the only thing that really stays 1669 01:37:53,284 --> 01:37:55,294 constant is... love. 1670 01:38:14,806 --> 01:38:15,926 Thanks so much. 1671 01:38:20,603 --> 01:38:21,693 Congrats. 1672 01:38:23,106 --> 01:38:25,566 If that doesn't win, I say the whole system's rigged. 1673 01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:27,783 I know. We'll see. 1674 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:29,780 I'm still pretty nervous, so... 1675 01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:32,816 Thank you for coming, I mean, your work... 1676 01:38:33,449 --> 01:38:34,659 made a big difference. 1677 01:38:37,245 --> 01:38:38,245 Nice crowd. 1678 01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:39,829 I don't know half of these people. 1679 01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:43,674 I think Mom just invited a bunch of randoms she met on the El. 1680 01:38:44,168 --> 01:38:45,208 How is she? 1681 01:38:45,795 --> 01:38:47,585 She's good. Thanks. 1682 01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:49,922 Yeah, she looks proud. She should be. 1683 01:38:53,386 --> 01:38:56,426 I really appreciate you coming to her 1684 01:38:57,056 --> 01:38:59,926 and what you said. It took a lot. 1685 01:39:01,853 --> 01:39:03,773 How is it with... with your parents? 1686 01:39:04,814 --> 01:39:05,814 Uh... 1687 01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:07,570 My dad didn't own up to it. 1688 01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:10,401 I told her. I told her myself. 1689 01:39:11,237 --> 01:39:14,237 My mom's a saint. They're trying to work things out, I guess, 1690 01:39:14,365 --> 01:39:16,205 - but I'm leaving on Friday, so... - On Friday? 1691 01:39:16,284 --> 01:39:18,294 I thought Columbia had like two more weeks. 1692 01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:20,539 They do, yeah. I'm going to music school. 1693 01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:22,599 - What? - Yeah. 1694 01:39:22,623 --> 01:39:26,253 I figured if I'm going scorched earth with my dad, I may as well go all in. 1695 01:39:26,419 --> 01:39:28,629 He's not paying. I'm doing financial aid and everything. 1696 01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:32,337 I'm so happy for you, Griff. That's, that's... 1697 01:39:32,842 --> 01:39:34,142 really good news. 1698 01:39:35,887 --> 01:39:39,177 Listen, Phoebe. Whether you win this thing or not, doesn't matter. 1699 01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:40,846 You've already proven 1700 01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:43,133 that this is clearly what you were supposed to be doing. 1701 01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:45,269 NYU is lucky to have you. 1702 01:39:46,481 --> 01:39:47,481 Thanks. 1703 01:39:47,523 --> 01:39:50,252 Phoebe! You're too busy for your grandparents? 1704 01:39:55,072 --> 01:39:56,072 Congrats. 1705 01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:31,543 Come on, now. 1706 01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:35,107 Lace up your vintage pair for our last couples skate of the season. 1707 01:40:35,404 --> 01:40:37,414 Summer's almost over. 1708 01:40:45,081 --> 01:40:46,291 Is that true? 1709 01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,384 Is summer really over? 1710 01:40:51,128 --> 01:40:54,048 - How'd you know... - I thought I might find you here. 1711 01:40:57,802 --> 01:40:59,802 Thanks, by the way. 1712 01:41:01,264 --> 01:41:02,894 It's, um... very thoughtful. 1713 01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:05,809 It looks good on you. 1714 01:41:08,813 --> 01:41:10,823 So, shouldn't you be out celebrating? 1715 01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:13,816 With new admirers and hangers-on? 1716 01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:16,401 Who says I'm not? 1717 01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:29,958 - Wow, look at you! - I know! 1718 01:41:31,127 --> 01:41:34,377 So... Berklee College of Music. 1719 01:41:34,463 --> 01:41:35,593 Let's see... 1720 01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,090 Uh... John Mayer. 1721 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:41,010 Quincy Jones... 1722 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:42,969 Melissa Etheridge. 1723 01:41:44,307 --> 01:41:46,307 Four hour train ride to New York. 1724 01:41:46,559 --> 01:41:49,019 Yeah, so now we're going to different colleges 1725 01:41:49,228 --> 01:41:50,768 in different cities. 1726 01:41:50,896 --> 01:41:52,226 I give us two weeks. 1727 01:41:52,648 --> 01:41:53,898 Three, tops. 1728 01:42:10,666 --> 01:42:11,810 Woe! 1729 01:42:24,764 --> 01:42:26,394 - Here we go! - Bam! 1730 01:42:30,102 --> 01:42:31,102 Cut! 1731 01:42:31,437 --> 01:42:32,647 Sorry, I just... 1732 01:42:32,897 --> 01:42:34,437 Okay. 1733 01:42:35,024 --> 01:42:36,284 Action. Train. 1734 01:42:36,359 --> 01:42:37,959 Don't forget to take out you... 1735 01:42:40,571 --> 01:42:42,411 I've never caught it. Ever. 1736 01:42:42,490 --> 01:42:43,759 I know... 1737 01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:47,497 I just snotted over my menu. 1738 01:42:48,079 --> 01:42:48,909 Yeah! 1739 01:42:48,996 --> 01:42:51,206 I'm gonna play with balls and cups. Cool. 1740 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:53,998 Sorry, I fu** up. 1741 01:42:55,252 --> 01:42:56,382 Action, train. 1742 01:42:57,380 --> 01:42:58,380 No! 1743 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:00,340 Fu**. 1744 01:43:00,549 --> 01:43:02,509 That was good, man! 1745 01:43:02,593 --> 01:43:05,723 - Hold on! - Take it up at the hug. 1746 01:43:05,805 --> 01:43:06,885 Hit this for... 1747 01:43:09,475 --> 01:43:12,095 - And cut. - It's warm! 1748 01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:14,312 Action, train. 1749 01:43:20,361 --> 01:43:21,531 One more time. 1750 01:43:23,614 --> 01:43:24,454 Hm. 1751 01:43:24,532 --> 01:43:25,622 Here we go. 1752 01:43:26,951 --> 01:43:28,201 - Yeah. - And cut. 1753 01:43:28,285 --> 01:43:29,285 Uh. 1754 01:43:29,829 --> 01:43:31,039 Where the train at? 1755 01:43:42,758 --> 01:43:44,178 Fu** you, then! 1756 01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:50,600 - Action train. - Action, train... damn it! 1757 01:43:55,771 --> 01:43:57,731 All right. We should call it a day. 1758 01:43:57,815 --> 01:43:58,815 So, do you wanna cut? 1759 01:43:58,899 --> 01:44:00,899 It's coming! 1760 01:44:04,321 --> 01:44:06,071 Cut, cut, cut! 124039