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Jimmy, when's the landlord
coming to get the new lease?
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Landlord.
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Uh, I think sometime this morning?
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We're not ready for him.
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I don't know. We covered
all the holes with bad art
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and creative furniture placement.
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I don't see any major lease violations.
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What do you think, jor lease violation?
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Well, hide him.
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Come here, Pepper.
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Come here. Come here!
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Is this how people feel when
they ask me to do things?
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- Yep.
- Mm.
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Mother of...
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We'll be right there!
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Fetch!
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Lazy millennials.
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How...?
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Come on, Pepper.
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Come on.
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Yes!
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Oh, so sorry, won't you please come in?
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You sign the new lease?
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Yes.
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Enjoy your year.
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How did you get out? Where's Dylan?
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He locked me in here!
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Well played, darling.
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I have some dumb journalism project
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for stupid English class
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where I have to
interview a family member.
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Mom, what's Grandpa's number?
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Dylan, your mother hasn't
talked to her father
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in 20 years.
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Okay. I'll just interview the dog then.
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Wait, how do you not know that?
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Has it never crossed your mind
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that you've not once met the man?
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And don't you want to know
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why she hasn't spoken
to him in 20 years?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest
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that journalism is not in your future.
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Dylan...
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my father and I were once very close,
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but that all changed when
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I returned home from America in 1998
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with the love of my life, Jimmy DiMeo.
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My father didn't approve.
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He said that if we were to get married,
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he would never speak to me again.
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So I looked him in the eye
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and I said something that
I never thought I'd say...
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Cool, I think I have
enough for my project now.
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Thanks.
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Dylan, my heart is breaking over Taylor.
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Let a boy listen to
his mother's love story.
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I said to my father...
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"Goodbye forever."
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Painful? Yes.
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But right and good because, you know,
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that is what I strive to be.
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If those bloody neighbors don't shut up,
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I'm gonna go over there
and eat their children!
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They're not supposed to start
construction for an hour.
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Do you know what? Someone's got
to go over there and talk to them,
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and that somebody has got to be
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diplomatic.
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Who's it gonna be?
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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I left my country for you.
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And that beats scissors.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
to announce the winner
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of our annual Weekend Film Challenge...
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Mr. Powers and...
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Mr. Powers!
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Nice tie.
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Where'd you get it?
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Uh, there.
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Class, you've all read each
other's scripts and voted.
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The winner now gets to
direct his or her film
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to be screened for the student body
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with the unlimited resources
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of the entire Lafayette
High Film Department!
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- AKA, $10.
- Oh, you!
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That's all we need. Two of this guy.
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Hey, can we keep the chatter down?
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Whoa. Okay, I'm on board.
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And the winner is...
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Ahhhh...
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JJ DiMeo!
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I read for that guy!
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"Whoa, I won?"
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That's awesome, JJ.
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Can I be your assistant director?
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Quiet on set!
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I guess that's better than
you quoting movies all day.
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I'm the king of the world!
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We will be shooting
JJ's short horror film
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"The Hall."
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Winner, here is our class's
director's megaphone.
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Oh.
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Actually, JJ may not
have much use for this.
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Just run on up here and grab it.
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He can't! Stop it!
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- Now, let me hear you yell, "Action"!
- Stop it!
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Aw, you can yell it louder than that!
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I did not think this through.
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Oh...
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Mom's memory box.
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Looks like someone was bitten
by the family-history bug.
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Please. I just need a visual aid
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for my dumb journalism project.
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Their wedding video.
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Done.
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Wait, where's the screen on this sucker?
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You put it in the
machine and press play.
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Journalism is so hard!
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There's my handsome groom.
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Oh, I love you.
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Huh?
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That isn't Dad.
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Dylan, go and walk Pepper!
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- Just a sec!
- Now!
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Come on, Pepper!
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Dylan?
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- Where's the tape?
- What tape?
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I thought it was you and Dad's
wedding tape, but it wasn't.
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- Did you take it?
- Huh?
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I thought you were
supposed to walk Pepper.
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- I-I just did.
- Well, do it again.
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Look at him, he's bursting with energy.
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She knows.
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♪ For he's a jolly
promising director ♪
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- ♪ Who owes it all to his mom ♪
- ♪ Who owes it all to his dad ♪
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Guess you didn't read
my text about JJ asking
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we not make this a big deal.
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- Not a big deal?
- Read you texts?
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It's a tremendous deal.
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Aren't you so excited?
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"Of course, but it's a student film
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made by a nonverbal director.
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- Let's keep the bar low."
- Can I be in it?
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"Not that low."
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Look, I'm dying for a
way to win Taylor back.
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If I can be the star of a movie,
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say something badass, save the day...
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- "Dead body. Face down."
- Yes!
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Do you have a role for your dad?
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More noise from the neighbors!
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I thought you said you talked to them.
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Are you kidding me?
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I went right over there
the second we spoke.
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Yeah, don't cast me. I can't act.
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Eddie, d-do you have a second?
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Hey. Sorry.
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Guys, can we hold the work, please?
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Torbjorn!
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This is gonna sound
really bad by the way,
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but if you're ever hiring
workers, don't hire Norwegian.
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What's up?
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Well, I'm actually here
about the construction noise.
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It's going on all hours.
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Jimmy, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
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I think these guys are so
used to Arctic sun hours
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that someone needs to
remind them they're working
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below the 66th parallel!
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- It won't happen again.
- Great.
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- All right.
- Thanks.
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Are these, uh, the
plans for the addition?
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- You mind if I take a look?
- Sure.
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- You know anything about this stuff?
- A little.
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I-I went to school for architecture.
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And it looks like Torbjorn
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is pouring foundational
concrete for a wall...
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where the skylight's supposed to go.
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Really? Dang it, Torbjorn!
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That work took you tre timer!
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Thanks, Jimbo.
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Hey, would you mind taking a
look at the rest of these plans?
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Ah, that's not really a good idea.
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I came here to stop the work.
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I'm really out of my element.
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I-I could use an
architect's eye on this.
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Architect's eye?
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Well, no one's ever called my eye
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an architect's eye before. Uh...
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- Okay!
- All right! Thank you so much.
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Yeah, it turns out neighbors
aren't just for stealing cable.
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- What's that?
- Let's do this!
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Silence, everyone.
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Our director has arrived.
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JJ, I got to thinking about
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how we could better adapt to your needs.
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So, for starters,
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we know how important it is
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for a director to be
able to express himself,
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so we made you
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a custom communication board.
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Yeah, with phrases
like "lights," "camera,"
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and "Great take, Mr. Powers!"
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No pressure, just if.
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"This is so thoughtful.
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Thank you."
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That's not all. Wireless monitors
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so you can watch the
camera feed from your chair.
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Brand-new editing software
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that can be controlled
with eye movement.
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I mean...
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"Wow. Guess my movie better be good."
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Not done! Everyone!
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Hey, JJ.
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When word got out that
you were taking this on,
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a few more people wanted to help
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in any way that they could.
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Now nothing will stop you
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from sharing your brilliant
vision with the world.
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So...
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what is it?
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Dead guy. Face down. Good rehearsal.
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JJ!
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Time for the big shoot!
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Hey. Oh...
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What happened to you?
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"I didn't sleep last night."
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Yeah, probably too many brilliant ideas
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popping around in your head.
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"I had to puke four times."
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Man, your process fascinates me.
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Let's go!
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Dead guy, you want a ride to the set?
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Yes, please.
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That was a test.
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Do you want a ride?
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Suit yourself. No ride.
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No, guys, I was just kidding!
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I'm coming! Don't leave without me!
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Dylan, I think I found the
tape you're looking for.
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Yes, that's it! Put it in.
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Oh, look at that.
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It was just my wedding video all along.
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No, I-I don't think that's it.
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I think you were wearing
a different dress.
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Oh, and you were all over
this guy with silver hair.
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Let me look at the tape.
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You are confused, Dylan.
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Let's just put this to bed, shall we?
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You're right, Mom. It's the same tape.
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It is the same tape.
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From now on,
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we sleep in shifts.
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I call nights.
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You're blowing your southern
exposure on a foundational wall.
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So I flipped the whole
thing, regraded the hill,
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and saved you some room for a gazebo.
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- Wow, Jimbo!
- Yeah, I was just having some fun.
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I looked over your original plans.
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- They're good to go.
- Are you kidding me?
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- We're going with the gazebo plan.
- Are you serious?
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You want to do the thing I designed?
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Heck, yeah. What else you got?
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Well, before I landed on the gazebo,
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I drew up some ideas for
some different additions.
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Uh, a guest house,
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uh, maybe a Japanese rock garden...
266
00:09:34,437 --> 00:09:36,037
I mean, obviously you don't
have room for all of this.
267
00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:37,338
I love my architect!
268
00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,873
I love being called an architect!
269
00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,174
Ha-ha!
270
00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:41,580
_
271
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,410
_
272
00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:49,425
"And action on rehearsal."
273
00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:53,321
Aah!
274
00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:55,189
Go! Go! Go!
275
00:09:56,359 --> 00:09:58,259
He's killing everyone!
276
00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,964
No!
277
00:10:04,135 --> 00:10:06,135
And...
278
00:10:09,312 --> 00:10:13,274
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand...
279
00:10:13,276 --> 00:10:14,542
"Cut!"
280
00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:17,278
Any thoughts, JJ?
281
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,546
"I don't know.
282
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:22,309
Do any of you have thoughts?"
283
00:10:22,312 --> 00:10:24,085
Uh, actually, yeah.
284
00:10:24,087 --> 00:10:25,687
What if we threw in some jokes?
285
00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:28,122
I think that would
really subvert the genre.
286
00:10:28,124 --> 00:10:30,749
Off that, I can if you like my character
287
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:33,895
wouldn't let herself just... die.
288
00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:35,330
The character of "Dying Girl"?
289
00:10:35,332 --> 00:10:38,099
If we're opening up this box,
one thing Taylor would love...
290
00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:39,367
I've been working on a character
291
00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:41,235
that's like a James
Bond of today's world...
292
00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:43,237
Playboy, but all about consent.
293
00:10:43,239 --> 00:10:44,772
What's his name?
294
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,041
Um, JJ, any thoughts?
295
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:54,716
"What's his name?"
296
00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:06,594
- What are you doing?
- So no one will hear us.
297
00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:07,937
Yeah, I also can't hear us.
298
00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,430
Something's up with Mom.
299
00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:11,165
I found a video of her
wearing a wedding dress,
300
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:12,601
but you weren't in it.
301
00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,202
Please, you probably just missed me.
302
00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:15,937
People said I was the
most unremarkable groom
303
00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:16,926
they'd ever seen.
304
00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:18,872
No, she was with some other guy,
305
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,015
and when I asked her about
it, she got all shifty.
306
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:23,276
She's hiding something. I know it.
307
00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:24,512
Know what?
308
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,982
What's going on in here?
309
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,719
We were just having a dance party.
310
00:11:31,721 --> 00:11:32,920
Oh, great.
311
00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:34,622
I love dance parties.
312
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:46,267
Oh! Kenneth, you're right on time.
313
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,302
We're watching a cut
of the scene we shot.
314
00:11:48,304 --> 00:11:49,570
Well, I'm a tough critic.
315
00:11:49,572 --> 00:11:51,739
I almost didn't like "The Emoji Movie."
316
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,577
- First try.
- Luck.
317
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,280
No. Skill.
318
00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:01,716
Wait. Why was the murder
replaced with sexy banter?
319
00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:03,546
Shh, shh, shh.
320
00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:05,887
Going somewhere?
321
00:12:05,889 --> 00:12:08,163
What's Ray doing in Maya's raincoat?
322
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,625
But you're... Then who is...
323
00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,760
Nick Mustang.
324
00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:13,861
And I'm his twin.
325
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,229
And we're here to kick some...
326
00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:16,397
Language!
327
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,531
Come on.
328
00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:26,607
Are you comfortable with this?
329
00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:29,277
You know it, Nick Mustang.
330
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:31,446
Ray is playing two characters?
331
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:33,247
They catch the killer
in the first scene?
332
00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:35,249
No, this has gone off the rails.
333
00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:36,851
I need to talk to the director,
334
00:12:36,853 --> 00:12:38,252
if he's still in there.
335
00:12:38,254 --> 00:12:39,796
Everyone out.
336
00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:41,823
Actually, I'm not sure you have
that sort of authority over me.
337
00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:43,624
Okay, you know what?
That's fine. That's fine.
338
00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:45,259
Let's move it, people!
339
00:12:48,932 --> 00:12:50,429
So we want to be loud, do we?
340
00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:51,831
Let's be loud!
341
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,236
Oi!
342
00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,605
My husband has emphasized multiple times
343
00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,108
the importance of keeping
the noise level down!
344
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,110
I will not have my husband disres...
345
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,845
This thing rocks!
346
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,179
Ha ha... Oh.
347
00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:10,551
Please kill me with it?
348
00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:13,354
And I'm his twin. And
we're here to ki...
349
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:16,991
Well, that did not get better
with the second viewing.
350
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:19,527
Is this what you really wanted?
351
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,163
Okay, that acting is
worse than Rick Mustang.
352
00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:24,532
Nick Mustang. Who's Rick Mustang?
353
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:26,934
What happened to the
movie you wanted to make?
354
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:30,438
"It was too hard."
355
00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:33,008
I know they really tried
to set you up for success.
356
00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:35,710
"They did.
357
00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:37,712
That's kind of the problem.
358
00:13:37,714 --> 00:13:40,348
I had no excuses."
359
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,416
You hate when people
make excuses for you.
360
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:45,787
"I do.
361
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:48,756
But I guess I like
to know they're there.
362
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,759
Without excuses, I'm just some guy...
363
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,394
who might suck.
364
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:59,124
And all these people believe in me."
365
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:04,438
Hm.
366
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,642
Well, if that's the problem, uh...
367
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,844
I'll be honest...
368
00:14:09,846 --> 00:14:11,212
I don't think you can do it.
369
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,437
"Go on."
370
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,069
Well, uh...
371
00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:19,005
I think you're a hack.
372
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:21,755
I think you need those excuses.
373
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:24,058
You? Make a movie?
374
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,259
- Pfft!
- No way.
375
00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:27,628
When the scene ends,
he can't even yell...
376
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,863
"Cut!"
377
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,632
There is it.
378
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:33,134
So, how about us?
379
00:14:33,136 --> 00:14:34,602
Do, uh, we get the part of
380
00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:37,038
"Guys who don't believe in you"?
381
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,773
- "Next!"
- "Next!"
382
00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:40,280
That's cold, man.
383
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:43,549
You went over there to shut them
down, not do architecture with them.
384
00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:45,162
Well, I'm sorry. I'm... I'm weak.
385
00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,198
Is this the first time?
386
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,398
I mean, how many others have there been?
387
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,468
The Finns just added a
pool house. Was that you?
388
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:52,170
This is the first time, and...
389
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:53,305
I loved it.
390
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:55,806
I miss it, but i-it's
over. It was stupid.
391
00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:59,311
Well, if you love it, it's not stupid.
392
00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:00,517
How much are they paying you?
393
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,613
Uh, nothing.
394
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,316
Well, that is stupid.
395
00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:07,019
- I think you should go for it.
- What?
396
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,953
Well, you love architecture.
You're good at it.
397
00:15:08,956 --> 00:15:10,055
So do it.
398
00:15:10,058 --> 00:15:11,356
You shouldn't do it halfway.
399
00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,724
You tell that Eddie
if he wants your ideas,
400
00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:14,292
he's got to pay for
your brilliant brain.
401
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,560
You deserve that much.
402
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,898
I never thought I'd say this, but...
403
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,299
I love you more than Eddie.
404
00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:24,914
Nice wall, Jimmy.
405
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,972
Yeah! I still got it!
406
00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:29,174
I found more photos of Mom
407
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,176
with that silver-haired
man from the video.
408
00:15:31,178 --> 00:15:33,175
I don't understand. Who is this guy?
409
00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:35,647
Put some shoes on.
410
00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:37,883
I'm take you for yogurt. We'll talk.
411
00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:40,419
Okay, now we can talk.
412
00:15:40,421 --> 00:15:41,453
Oh, good.
413
00:15:41,455 --> 00:15:42,688
I love talking.
414
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,189
Mom?
415
00:15:44,191 --> 00:15:46,992
- Where's Dad?
- He couldn't make it.
416
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,695
But I'm going to take
you to the yogurt place...
417
00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:50,729
and we can talk.
418
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,366
Buckle up.
419
00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,656
All right, kids,
420
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,627
before we dive into
this scene, a word...
421
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,730
Only one voice matters now.
422
00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:16,321
"Get out your" O-R... "original scripts.
423
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:20,025
Anyone have any "S-U " suggestions?
424
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:21,960
Too bad.
425
00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:24,896
Let's make my movie!"
426
00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:29,134
So, darling, I heard
you've been developing
427
00:16:29,136 --> 00:16:31,837
some wild, crazy theories.
428
00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:33,772
And I wanted to let you know
429
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:36,374
what I do when I'm confused
430
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,778
with wild, untrue theories.
431
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,680
I forget them. I...
432
00:16:41,682 --> 00:16:43,381
What are you doing?!
433
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,417
This isn't the way to
the frozen-yogurt place!
434
00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:47,352
Yes, it is! I'm taking
you to the one you love
435
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,453
with all the mix-ins.
436
00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,689
Oh, yeah. I love that place.
437
00:16:50,691 --> 00:16:51,965
What the bloody hell did you
438
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,558
- think I was doing?!
- I don't know!
439
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,495
All I know is you really don't
want me to know what's on that tape.
440
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,096
What could be so bad?
441
00:16:58,098 --> 00:16:59,097
Okay.
442
00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:00,165
You're right.
443
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,334
This has gone on long enough.
444
00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:05,886
I told you a story about why
I don't speak to my father.
445
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:09,857
And in it, I was noble and
dignified, and that's...
446
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:13,111
Well, it's a fantasy. No more lies.
447
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,460
I had a very complicated
relationship with your grandfather.
448
00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:18,416
Those two would get into it, man.
449
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,051
When they got going it was...
450
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:21,353
a painful memory.
451
00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:22,554
Be cool, kids.
452
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:24,256
That video that Dylan found...
453
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:25,390
it wasn't our wedding day.
454
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,825
It was actually, uh,
455
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,360
the straw that broke the camel's back.
456
00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:29,928
So, you didn't choose love?
457
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:33,331
No, on that day, I chose
immaturity and 15 killer margaritas.
458
00:17:36,036 --> 00:17:38,204
Ha!
459
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,472
I don't understand. You
said it wasn't your wedding.
460
00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:41,873
No, it was not.
461
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:45,043
So, you wore a wedding dress
to someone else's wedding?
462
00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:47,212
That's, like, the worst thing ever.
463
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:48,980
No, it was not.
464
00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:50,782
I don't want to go!
465
00:17:50,784 --> 00:17:52,818
My father was getting remarried,
466
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,753
and I didn't approve.
467
00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:56,659
I wasn't invited, and...
468
00:17:56,662 --> 00:17:58,118
Aah!
469
00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,686
It was... It was... It was
denser than you'd imagine.
470
00:18:02,696 --> 00:18:04,729
I got...
471
00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:06,298
It was a thick cake.
472
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,432
Oh, God. Yep. That...
473
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,146
That seems like the right place to stop.
474
00:18:09,149 --> 00:18:11,736
Yeah, my father was very
upset. His wife was furious.
475
00:18:11,738 --> 00:18:13,805
And I've tried over
the years to apologize,
476
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,707
but, uh, nothing.
477
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:18,910
"But why lie to us?"
478
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:21,112
Because I'm ashamed!
479
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:23,882
My terrible behavior is the reason
480
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:27,219
that you don't have a
relationship with your grandfather.
481
00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:29,054
Maybe it's time to call him again.
482
00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:31,122
Oh, I don't know. It's
been so bloody long.
483
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,093
Well, maybe I'm almost ready,
484
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:37,384
now that it's all out in the open again.
485
00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:40,029
Thanks to some crack
journalism from Dylan.
486
00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:42,157
Did I blow the lid off something?
487
00:18:43,136 --> 00:18:44,665
I'm gonna get a "B"!
488
00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:53,977
You have locker 49?
489
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,780
Doesn't everyone with
that locker end up dead?
490
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:57,964
I'm not worried about it.
491
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,955
Why isn't she worried about it?
492
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,504
Aah!
493
00:19:04,507 --> 00:19:05,540
Aah!
494
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh...
495
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,796
No, don't go in there.
Don't go in there!
496
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,404
Oh, no! Hell, no!
497
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,540
I'm gonna grade this later!
498
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,375
This is crazy!
499
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,029
Clean up at locker 49...
500
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,448
Dad.
501
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,854
Pretty good, man.
502
00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:35,557
Wow. Dude, they love it.
503
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:37,626
"I'll never question
504
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:40,695
anything I do ever again."
505
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:42,998
That is not the lesson.
506
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,062
They also messed this part
up, so we gotta redo...
507
00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:46,442
We actually have to
redo this whole thing.
508
00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:48,737
- Jimbo!
- Hey, Eddie. I... I have kind of, uh
509
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,339
an important question for you.
510
00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:53,542
Oh, yeah? I actually have an
important question for you.
511
00:19:53,544 --> 00:19:54,976
Why is my landlord here?
512
00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:56,709
Uh, I wanna buy your house.
513
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,814
Actually, that's not a question, is it?
514
00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:00,956
You wanna buy my house?
515
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,918
How? Why? What?
516
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,820
The wife was so thrilled
with your sun-room plans
517
00:20:04,822 --> 00:20:05,887
that I showed her the rest of them,
518
00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:07,339
and she was like, "Build it all."
519
00:20:07,342 --> 00:20:08,790
I was like, "Well, da doy, Marilyn.
520
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,262
We don't have enough
room on our property."
521
00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:11,893
She was like, "Well,
da doy yourself, Eddie.
522
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:14,106
Why don't we just buy the
neighbor's property and expand?"
523
00:20:14,108 --> 00:20:17,175
So I, uh, called the old
landlord here, made an offer.
524
00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:19,050
Hey, do you wanna be
our official architect?
525
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:21,670
No! You... You can't do this!
526
00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,112
We just signed a new lease. Carl?
527
00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:24,773
I was just saying that.
528
00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:26,211
Great. That's settled.
529
00:20:26,214 --> 00:20:27,878
We're never gonna speak of this again.
530
00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:32,295
Is there a dog barking in your yard?
531
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,298
Why... Why would there
be a dog in our backyard?
532
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,034
We are not allowed to have dogs,
533
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,737
and dogs know this.
534
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,888
Speak!
535
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:45,459
Hello, lease violation.
536
00:20:45,462 --> 00:20:47,529
You've got a deal.
537
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:48,930
Let's say...
538
00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:50,632
out by the end of the month?
539
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,703
Sure.
540
00:20:54,705 --> 00:20:56,771
Now you obey a command.
541
00:20:56,773 --> 00:21:00,176
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