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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,699 --> 00:00:09,166 MAN CANNOT LIVE 2 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:11,599 ON THE BACK ROOM OF BABYLON ALONE. 3 00:00:11,599 --> 00:00:14,531 IT'LL BE FUN TO FUCK SOME PLACE DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE. 4 00:00:17,332 --> 00:00:18,165 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 5 00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:21,598 HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? 6 00:00:24,932 --> 00:00:25,964 COME ON. 7 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:27,164 SHIT! 8 00:00:27,164 --> 00:00:28,164 THEM TOO? 9 00:00:28,164 --> 00:00:30,231 WELL, LET'S TRY THE ADONIS. 10 00:00:31,764 --> 00:00:33,365 COME AGAIN. 11 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:34,864 THE QUESTIONS IS, WHERE? 12 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,297 WHAT'RE YOU BOYS UP TO? 13 00:00:39,297 --> 00:00:41,297 WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A GOOD PLACE TO FUCK. 14 00:00:42,364 --> 00:00:43,897 KNOW OF ANY? 15 00:00:43,897 --> 00:00:45,497 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 16 00:00:45,497 --> 00:00:47,530 19. LET ME SEE SOME I.D. 17 00:00:57,529 --> 00:00:59,063 YOU WERE HOPING FOR SOMETHING YOUNGER? 18 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:01,729 ARE YOU HOPING TO CALL YOUR LAWYER TONIGHT 19 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,129 FROM A HOLDING CELL AT THE PRECINCT? 20 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,329 UH, HE'S JUST A LITTLE RAMBUNCTIOUS, OFFICER. 21 00:01:05,329 --> 00:01:07,229 YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE AT HIS AGE. 22 00:01:10,162 --> 00:01:11,628 GO HOME, BOYS. THE PARTY'S OVER. 23 00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:19,928 IT'S BECOME A BONA FIDE POLICE STATE HERE 24 00:01:19,928 --> 00:01:22,362 ON BEAUTIFUL LOSS-OF-LIBERTY AVENUE. 25 00:01:24,395 --> 00:01:25,727 SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE! 26 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,461 YEAH... ME. 27 00:02:14,324 --> 00:02:15,657 THAT'S FOR THE BOYS AT THE PRECINCT, JIM. 28 00:02:29,889 --> 00:02:30,856 MORNING, BOYS. 29 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:34,522 MISSED YOU AT BABYLON LAST NIGHT. 30 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,389 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY EVENING, 31 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,389 JUSTIN AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A STROLL. 32 00:02:38,389 --> 00:02:39,755 OH, YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE. 33 00:02:39,755 --> 00:02:41,055 I HEAR IT WAS AN OVERFLOW CROWD. 34 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:42,688 FILLED TO CAPACITY. 35 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:43,855 WHAT WAS THE ENTICEMENT? 36 00:02:43,855 --> 00:02:46,155 FREE AIRLINE MILES FOR EVERY COCK YOU SUCK? 37 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:47,654 HUH. THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 38 00:02:47,654 --> 00:02:49,554 STOCKWELL'S CLOSED DOWN HALF THE STREET. 39 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:51,321 AND YOU'VE EMPOWERED HIM DO TO IT. 40 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:53,221 FRANKLY, HE'S DOING US A FAVOUR. 41 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:55,787 THE GRAVEL PIT WAS ALWAYS A SKANK-HOLE. 42 00:02:55,787 --> 00:02:57,654 THE ONLY THING I EVER PICKED UP THERE WAS A CASE OF CRABS. 43 00:02:57,654 --> 00:03:00,153 THE BATHS WERE ALWAYS FULL OF TROLLS, 44 00:03:00,153 --> 00:03:02,354 AND THE ADONIS HADN'T CLEANED THE CUM OFF THEIR FLOORS 45 00:03:02,354 --> 00:03:03,454 SINCE THE DAY THEY OPENED. 46 00:03:03,454 --> 00:03:04,887 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 47 00:03:04,887 --> 00:03:06,821 OUR WORLD'S BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM US. 48 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:09,787 AND THAT INCLUDES OUR RIGHT TO FUCK WHEREVER WE WANT. 49 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:12,586 I THOUGHT SOMEHOW THAT MIGHT HAVE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE FOR YOU. 50 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:14,320 THE ONLY THING THAT HAS PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE TO HIM 51 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,120 IS SIGNING UP STOCKWELL'S BACKERS AND MOVING TO NEW YORK. 52 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:19,619 OKAY, WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN? 53 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:21,153 NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! 54 00:03:21,153 --> 00:03:22,820 I AM JUST DOING WHAT I'M TOLD. BE RIGHT BACK. 55 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,186 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING MANAGER NOW! 56 00:03:25,186 --> 00:03:26,518 NOW! 57 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:27,919 HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT... WHA... W-WHAT'S WRONG? 58 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:29,152 WHAT'S GOING ON? THEY WON'T LET ME IN! 59 00:03:29,152 --> 00:03:31,186 WE GOT AN INSUFFICIENT FUNDS NOTICE FROM THE BANK 60 00:03:31,186 --> 00:03:32,252 WHEN WE TRIED TO BILL HIS ACCOUNT. 61 00:03:32,252 --> 00:03:33,618 THAT'S BULLSHIT! 62 00:03:33,618 --> 00:03:35,251 I-I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MIX-UP. 63 00:03:35,251 --> 00:03:37,452 WE WILL GET YOU A GUEST MEMBERSHIP FOR NOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 64 00:03:37,452 --> 00:03:39,851 I'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR NINE YEARS. 65 00:03:39,851 --> 00:03:41,884 NINE YEARS! 66 00:03:41,884 --> 00:03:44,018 YOU'D THINK YOU COULD SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT! 67 00:03:44,018 --> 00:03:45,385 FUCK YOU AND YOUR MEMBERSHIP! 68 00:03:49,616 --> 00:03:50,516 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 69 00:03:50,516 --> 00:03:52,284 HONEY, YOU SHOULD SEE THE CARNAGE 70 00:03:52,284 --> 00:03:53,583 WHEN YOGA SELLS OUT. 71 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:03,416 POOR TEDDY. THESE DAYS, THE SLIGHTEST LITTLE AFFRONT 72 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:04,682 IS LIKE A KNIFE IN HIS HEART. 73 00:04:04,682 --> 00:04:07,149 MAYBE WHAT HE NEEDS IS A VACATION. 74 00:04:07,149 --> 00:04:09,549 MAYBE WHAT HE NEEDS IS AN INDUSTRIALSTRENGTH VALIUM. 75 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,915 VALIUM? 76 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:12,715 WELL LOOK AT IT. IT'S BEATING SO FAST! 77 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:14,216 OH, THAT'S QUITE NORMAL. 78 00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:15,582 PREGNANCY'S HARD WORK, 79 00:04:15,582 --> 00:04:16,816 FOR BOTH THE CHILD AND THE MOTHER. 80 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:18,882 ESPECIALLY AFTER MELANIE'S ENDOMETRIOSIS. 81 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,149 ENDO... MEETRY... WHAT? 82 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:21,183 YOU'LL PROBABLY DISCOVER 83 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:22,382 THAT THE PAIN'LL SUBSIDE 84 00:04:22,382 --> 00:04:23,715 DURING THE PREGNANCY. PAIN? WHAT PAIN? 85 00:04:23,715 --> 00:04:24,881 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, 86 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:25,915 SHE SHOULD STILL BE TAKING IT EASY. 87 00:04:25,915 --> 00:04:27,715 RIGHT, DOCTOR? IS SOMETHING THE MATTER? 88 00:04:27,715 --> 00:04:29,548 EVERYONE, PLEASE STOP WORRYING. 89 00:04:29,548 --> 00:04:31,349 I AM NOT WORRYING. I AM! 90 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:32,548 I WAS JUST MAKING A SUGGESTION. 91 00:04:32,548 --> 00:04:34,181 THERE'S NO HARM IN TAKING IT EASY. 92 00:04:34,181 --> 00:04:35,680 SHE'S PRACTICALLY WORKING HERSELF 93 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,314 INTO A STATE OF EXHAUSTION. WHAT? 94 00:04:37,314 --> 00:04:39,680 I AM NOT WORKING MYSELF INTO A STATE OF EXHAUSTION. 95 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,580 PLEASE. SHE THINKS SHE CAN DO IT ALL. 96 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,348 BECAUSE I CAN! 97 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:44,880 YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL, MELANIE, 98 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,146 NOT TO OVERDO. 99 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:48,347 TOO MUCH STRESS, NOT EATING PROPERLY, 100 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:51,113 THESE ALL CAN LEAD TO SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS. 101 00:04:51,113 --> 00:04:53,113 JESUS. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, 102 00:04:53,113 --> 00:04:54,479 I REALLY DO. 103 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:55,913 IT'S JUST, MY DARLING, DEVOTED PARTNER 104 00:04:55,913 --> 00:04:56,879 IS SIMPLY OVERREACTING 105 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,245 AND DRIVING ME NUTS! 106 00:04:59,245 --> 00:05:03,179 YOU'D THINK WITH ALL THE CHRONIC MASTURBATION HE'D BE CALM BUT... 107 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,245 HE'S A JANGLE OF NERVES. 108 00:05:04,245 --> 00:05:05,511 IT'S NOT FUNNY! 109 00:05:05,511 --> 00:05:07,145 MEL'S RUNNING HERSELF RAGGED. 110 00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:08,778 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RAG. 111 00:05:08,778 --> 00:05:10,644 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO, OKAY? 112 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,078 SHE'S THE ONE CARRYING THE BABY. 113 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,111 OUR BABY. 114 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:14,278 SO? 115 00:05:14,278 --> 00:05:15,278 DID YOU SEE IT? 116 00:05:15,278 --> 00:05:17,244 WHAT... WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE? 117 00:05:17,244 --> 00:05:20,311 DID IT HAVE YOUR CUTE LITTLE TURNED-UP NOSE AND BUTTON EYES 118 00:05:20,311 --> 00:05:22,210 AND PERFECTLYSHAPED PENIS? 119 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:23,576 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 120 00:05:23,576 --> 00:05:24,610 HEY, HEY! 121 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:25,744 IT'S THE SIZE OF A PEANUT. 122 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:28,844 THE BABY! 123 00:05:28,844 --> 00:05:29,944 I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING. 124 00:05:29,944 --> 00:05:31,411 IT'S REALLY FUCKIN' AMAZING. 125 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:32,711 HELLO? 126 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:34,776 YES? 127 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:37,476 MY WHAT? 128 00:05:39,609 --> 00:05:40,676 OH. 129 00:05:40,676 --> 00:05:41,776 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 130 00:05:45,608 --> 00:05:46,709 WELL, IS HE ALL RIGHT? 131 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:50,875 Y... NO, I-I SEE... 132 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:54,242 I TEACH UNTIL 3:00, BUT I CAN BE THERE AFTER THAT. 133 00:05:55,709 --> 00:05:56,675 YEAH, THANK YOU. 134 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:00,541 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 135 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,474 Y-YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 136 00:06:02,474 --> 00:06:05,241 UM, I WILL SEE YOU LATER. 137 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,342 PLEASE STOP WORRYING. 138 00:06:09,341 --> 00:06:10,374 WHO'S WORRYING? 139 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:11,606 THAT'S MY JOB, DAMMIT. 140 00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:14,506 MELANIE'S WORKING TOO HARD, 141 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,407 AND MICHAEL... 142 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:18,740 MICHAEL'S WORRIED FOR THE LIFE OF HIS CHILD! 143 00:06:24,106 --> 00:06:26,973 SWEETHEART, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. 144 00:06:26,973 --> 00:06:30,440 ONCE UPON A GODFORSAKEN TIME, 145 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,972 THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS 146 00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:34,639 AND SHE WORKED HER ASS OFF 147 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:36,672 UNTIL THE DAY SHE POPPED HER KID. 148 00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:39,340 AND SHE WENT BACK TO WORK THREE DAYS LATER. 149 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:41,073 THAT DIANA WAS AN INSPIRATION. 150 00:06:42,772 --> 00:06:44,504 THE BOTTOM LINE IS, 151 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,339 I COULDN'T AFFORD THE LUXURY OF NOT WORKING. 152 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,372 I HAD TO EARN A LIVING. 153 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,838 YEAH, BUT YOU WERE 17. 154 00:06:49,838 --> 00:06:51,272 MEL'S IN HER 30s, 155 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:54,571 AND SHE'S GOT ENDOMETRY-WHATEVER-THEFUCK-IT'S-CALLED, 156 00:06:54,571 --> 00:06:57,104 AND NOW SHE'S TAKEN ON THE BIGGEST COURT CASE OF HER LIFE. 157 00:06:57,104 --> 00:07:00,204 YEAH, AND DON'T FORGET: SHE'S A CWAZY WESBIAN. 158 00:07:00,204 --> 00:07:01,603 NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I'M WORRIED? 159 00:07:03,171 --> 00:07:04,137 WELL? 160 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,237 SAY SOMETHING! 161 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:09,803 SOMEBODY BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON THAT GIRL. 162 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:11,836 OH MY GOD! NOW I REALLY NEED A VALIUM. 163 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:16,403 "TRY DISCOUNT VIAGRA." 164 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:19,403 "WATCH TEENAGE GIRLS DOING IT WITH FARM ANIMALS." 165 00:07:19,403 --> 00:07:21,169 WHOO-HOO. I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 166 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:24,135 "REFINANCE YOUR HOME." 167 00:07:25,468 --> 00:07:27,102 LIKE I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANY MORE. 168 00:07:28,835 --> 00:07:30,868 "UNDERGROUND SEX PARTY." 169 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,068 WHAT, WITH CORPSES? 170 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:40,034 "YOU'VE RECEIVED THIS CUZ YOU'RE ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S HOTTEST SEX-PIGS." 171 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:41,467 BOY, DOES YOUR LIST NEED UPDATING. 172 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:45,500 "CUM JOIN THE HOTTEST SEX PARTY IN TOWN 173 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,301 TOMORROW AT THE PARADISE MOTEL." 174 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,101 THAT FILTHY, PESTILENCERIDDEN HOLE? 175 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,201 NOW IF THEY WANT TO CLOSE SOME PLACE, WHY DON'T THEY CLOSE THAT? 176 00:07:53,401 --> 00:07:54,667 SORRY, BOYS, 177 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:56,533 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PARTY WITHOUT ME. 178 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:57,800 WELL, IT'S ALL CONFIRMED. 179 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,200 OUR RESERVATION AT THE MAPLE LEAF INN! 180 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,900 EM, I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T AFFORD 181 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,499 TO GO TO THE COUNTRY, NOT EVEN FOR A NIGHT. 182 00:08:04,499 --> 00:08:07,132 AND I TOLD YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 183 00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:08,199 IT'S MY TREAT! 184 00:08:08,199 --> 00:08:09,232 I DON'T WANT YOU TO TREAT ME! 185 00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:10,565 I'M NOT A CHARITY CASE. 186 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,299 ACTUALLY I AM. 187 00:08:12,299 --> 00:08:13,732 TEDDY... 188 00:08:13,732 --> 00:08:15,532 HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU THERE FOR ME 189 00:08:15,532 --> 00:08:16,865 WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PAY MY PHONE BILL? 190 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,131 NOW IT IS MY TURN 191 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,265 TO BE THERE FOR YOU. 192 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:23,031 COME ON, 193 00:08:23,031 --> 00:08:24,831 IT'LL DO YOU GOOD TO GET AWAY, 194 00:08:24,831 --> 00:08:26,931 RELAX, FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING. 195 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:28,698 HMM, THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD TO DO, 196 00:08:28,698 --> 00:08:30,031 CONSIDERING I HAVE NOTHING. 197 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,297 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING ONE THING? 198 00:08:32,431 --> 00:08:33,431 YOU STILL HAVE ME. 199 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:37,230 OOH, GOD. 200 00:08:41,264 --> 00:08:42,530 HELLO? 201 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:43,696 YES, THIS IS HE. 202 00:08:46,430 --> 00:08:47,762 OH! I'D BE DELIGHTED. 203 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,396 UH, UH, TOMORROW? 204 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,629 WELL, ACTUALLY, UM, UH, TOMORROW'S NOT GOOD... 205 00:08:53,729 --> 00:08:55,028 MM, I... I SEE. 206 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:57,829 WELL, UH, UH, LET'S SAY AROUND 2:00 THEN? 207 00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:01,462 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. OKAY. 208 00:09:02,562 --> 00:09:05,196 YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO THAT WAS. 209 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:08,928 THAT WAS MRS. HENRY ASHCROFT THE THIRD. 210 00:09:08,928 --> 00:09:10,928 WIFE OF HENRY ASHCROFT THE THIRD. 211 00:09:12,362 --> 00:09:14,861 ANYWAY, UH, SHE HEARD ABOUT ME FROM ONE OF HER FRIENDS, 212 00:09:14,861 --> 00:09:16,661 AND WANTS ME TO DO HER NEXT PARTY. 213 00:09:16,661 --> 00:09:19,694 MY, MY. YOUR STAR IS CERTAINLY ON THE ASCENDANT. 214 00:09:19,694 --> 00:09:26,428 THE ONLY TROUBLE IS, UH, SHE INSISTS, INSISTS, INSISTS... 215 00:09:26,428 --> 00:09:28,428 THAT I MEET WITH HER TOMORROW. 216 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,993 IT'S THE ONLY TIME SHE HAS. 217 00:09:30,993 --> 00:09:33,726 WELL, SO MUCH FOR ENJOYING THE BUCOLIC CHARM 218 00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:34,893 OF RURAL PENNSYLVANIA. 219 00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:37,427 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 220 00:09:37,427 --> 00:09:38,926 I WANT YOU TO GO ANYWAY. 221 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,793 I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT YOU, 222 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:41,992 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE PAYING. 223 00:09:41,992 --> 00:09:44,825 WELL, IT MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER THIS WAY. 224 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,326 YOU NEED SOME TIME ALONE 225 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,758 TO... COMMUNE WITH NATURE... 226 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,925 WITH YOUR SOUL. 227 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,624 WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG? 228 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:04,924 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 229 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,425 SO I GOT A CALL... 230 00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:11,191 TELLING ME "MY NEPHEW" WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. 231 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:12,891 WHICH WAS SURPRISING, 232 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:14,024 SINCE I DON'T HAVE A NEPHEW. 233 00:10:14,024 --> 00:10:17,058 YOU DO NOW... "UNC". 234 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:22,424 WELL, SINCE WE'RE "RELATED", 235 00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:23,756 YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 236 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,324 THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME KIND OF KIDNEY INFECTION. 237 00:10:28,424 --> 00:10:30,056 HMM. HURTS LIKE HELL. 238 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:32,889 I HEAR THEY CAN BE PRETTY PAINFUL. 239 00:10:32,889 --> 00:10:35,455 I PASSED OUT, RIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK. 240 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:36,622 AFTER LAYING THERE FOR AN HOUR, 241 00:10:36,622 --> 00:10:38,789 SOMEBODY FINALLY BOTHERED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE. 242 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,754 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE NOW. 243 00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:46,554 I'M SURE THAT THEY'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. 244 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:48,654 THEY WANTED TO KNOW THE NAME OF MY PARENT OR GUARDIAN. 245 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:49,721 SO I GAVE 'EM YOURS. 246 00:10:50,888 --> 00:10:52,521 UH-H... WELL YOU SAID I SHOULD CALL 247 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,154 IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 248 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,421 THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 249 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,220 I AM NOT GOING TO LIE TO THEM, 250 00:10:58,653 --> 00:11:00,354 GET MYSELF IN TROUBLE, YOU AS WELL. 251 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,552 I'D BETTER GO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT... NO, WAIT! 252 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:06,886 IF YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT MY UNCLE, 253 00:11:06,886 --> 00:11:07,919 THEY'LL CALL THE POLICE. 254 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:09,485 THEY'LL PUT ME BACK IN THE SYSTEM. 255 00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:11,086 HUNTER, THAT MAY NOT BE THE WORST THING. 256 00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:12,519 YOU THINK SO? 257 00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:14,320 I TOLD YOU WHAT IT WAS LIKE! WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? 258 00:11:15,686 --> 00:11:17,420 I'M SURE THERE MUST BE SOME DECENT FAMILIES. 259 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,053 THEY'RE NOT GONNA WANT ME. 260 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,852 THEY'RE GONNA WANT SOME CUTE LITTLE THREEYEAR-OLD. 261 00:11:22,286 --> 00:11:25,119 I GET TO ROT IN SOME COUNTY HOME WITH THE OTHER REJECTS. 262 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,153 WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER SOLUTION. 263 00:11:30,785 --> 00:11:32,118 HUNTER, I'M SORRY. 264 00:11:32,118 --> 00:11:34,785 WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER GIVING ME YOUR NUMBER, ASSHOLE? 265 00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:37,218 SO YOU FEEL LIKE SOME FUCKIN' DO-GOODER? 266 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,518 NEXT TIME, DON'T EVEN BOTHER! 267 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:44,684 BEN BRUCKNER? 268 00:11:44,684 --> 00:11:46,051 UH... YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 269 00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:48,517 YOU'RE HUNTER'S UNCLE? 270 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,117 UH... I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO FILL OUT SOME FORMS. 271 00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:48,180 WHOOPS. 272 00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:56,413 NOT TONIGHT! 273 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:59,112 DON'T YOU WANT TO PARTY LIKE IT'S "1984"? 274 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,645 THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO DO. 275 00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:02,212 YEAH, ME TOO. 276 00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:05,477 I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 277 00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:21,144 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DRUGS. 278 00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:24,543 AH. 279 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:26,677 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 280 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,609 WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE BACK ROOM, 281 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,809 AND PLAY GOOD COCK... OOOH. 282 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,475 BAD COCK? OH-H. 283 00:13:43,776 --> 00:13:44,742 SOMEBODY THERE? 284 00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:54,908 WHO IS IT? 285 00:13:57,175 --> 00:13:58,441 I'VE GOT MACE... 286 00:13:58,441 --> 00:13:59,775 IF I CAN EVER FUCKING FIND IT. 287 00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:00,875 IT'S JUST ME, MEL. 288 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,908 OH! IT'S JUST ME! 289 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:02,941 MICHAEL! DON'T SHOOT. 290 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:05,573 OH, JESUS! FUCKING CHRIST! 291 00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,341 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 292 00:14:07,341 --> 00:14:09,274 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED SOME HELP WITH THE GROCERIES. 293 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,607 GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T GET THAT 10-GALLON BOTTLE OF DETERGENT. 294 00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:16,673 WERE YOU IN THE SUPERMARKET? 295 00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:20,773 HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME? NO! 296 00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:24,940 WELL, KINDA. 297 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,005 CAN YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR DETECTIVE'S BEEN SPYING ON ME ALL DAY? 298 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,205 YOU HAVE? 299 00:14:37,205 --> 00:14:38,971 WELL, I WAS WORRIED! 300 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,071 YOUR DOCTOR SAID YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR STRESS LEVEL, SO... 301 00:14:41,071 --> 00:14:43,305 SO YOU DECIDED TO RAISE IT BY NEARLY GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK? 302 00:14:43,305 --> 00:14:44,837 WELL, MICHAEL DOES HAVE A POINT. 303 00:14:44,837 --> 00:14:47,004 I MEAN, WORKING ALL DAY, DOING THE GROCERIES AT MIDNIGHT, 304 00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:48,239 AND NEXT TIME, 305 00:14:48,239 --> 00:14:50,305 LET THE BOX-BOY HELP YOU TO YOUR CAR. 306 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:51,737 I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! 307 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,637 I AM ONLY 10 WEEKS PREGNANT! 308 00:14:53,637 --> 00:14:54,971 I-IS THIS THE KIND 309 00:14:54,971 --> 00:14:57,004 OF OVERBEARING, OVERPROTECTIVE BEHAVIOUR 310 00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:59,405 I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS? 311 00:14:59,405 --> 00:15:00,804 SHH, GUS IS SLEEPING, HONEY. 312 00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:05,536 WELL, IT HAD BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW! 313 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,137 DO I HAVE YOUR WORD? 314 00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:10,503 DO I? 315 00:15:13,468 --> 00:15:14,969 I THINK YOU BETTER SAY YES. 316 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,002 OKAY. I WON'T SPY ON YOU ANY MORE. 317 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,169 THANK YOU. 318 00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:02,499 WOULD YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT THAT? 319 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,366 ISN'T IT FABULOUS? 320 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,966 THEY'RE UP ALL OVER TOWN. 321 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,799 IT ADDS A NEEDED TOUCH OF CLASS TO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. 322 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,199 ISN'T THERE A FINE FOR DEFACING PUBLIC PROPERTY? 323 00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:11,366 WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE DID IT? 324 00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:13,564 IT'S A BIG MYSTERY. NO ONE KNOWS. 325 00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:15,498 AH, IT'S LIKE OUR VERY OWN SECRET AVENGER! 326 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,365 IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY SPOKE OUT. 327 00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:18,531 BESIDES YOU? 328 00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:19,631 HEY. 329 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:23,932 CHRIST, SUNSHINE! 330 00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:25,463 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. 331 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:26,563 I WAS WORKING ON A PROJECT. 332 00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:27,530 WELL, IF YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM, 333 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:28,430 WILL YOU PASS HIM ON TO ME? 334 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,231 NOT THAT KIND OF PROJECT. 335 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:33,031 SO WHAT DOES OUR RESIDENT ART STUDENT THINK? 336 00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:34,298 YES, CARE TO CRITIQUE? 337 00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:38,063 THE MESSAGE IS HEAVY-HANDED, 338 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,596 THE GRAPHICS ARE CRUDE. 339 00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:41,363 EVERYBODY'S A FUCKIN' CRITIC. 340 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,663 I LIKE THE BOLD COARSENESS OF THE DESIGN. 341 00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:45,996 IT'S VERY MUCH IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF AGIT-PROP ART. 342 00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:47,397 WHAT? 343 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,495 PROPAGANDA POSTERS TO AGITATE THE MASSES. 344 00:16:49,495 --> 00:16:50,862 OH. 345 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,628 THIS OUGHT TO "AGITATE" STOCKWELL'S BOWELS 346 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:53,828 WHEN HE SEES IT! 347 00:16:57,195 --> 00:16:59,062 I'D BETTER TAKE OFF. 348 00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,928 I WANT TO GET TO THE COUNTRY BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK. 349 00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,161 DRIVE SAFELY. 350 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:03,361 DON'T PICK UP ANY STRANGERS! 351 00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:04,460 UNLESS THEY'RE HOT. 352 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:08,129 WELL, HAVE A FABULOUS TIME. 353 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,195 FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING. 354 00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:13,228 EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE! 355 00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:14,295 OH, AND, UH... 356 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,228 HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING, JUST IN CASE. 357 00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:19,627 NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED IT. 358 00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:51,258 JESUS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE PHONE? 359 00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:54,158 OH, I'M SORRY, I W... I WAS WORKING ON THIS CHAPTER. 360 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,392 MY MIND WAS A MILLION MILES AWAY. 361 00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:56,658 HELLO? 362 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,424 YES, WHO'S CALLING? 363 00:18:00,024 --> 00:18:02,857 UM... ONE MOMENT. 364 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:04,124 IT'S ALLEGHENY GENERAL. 365 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,423 THEY WANT TO VERIFY YOUR BILLING ADDRESS. 366 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,756 YEAH. 367 00:18:14,189 --> 00:18:15,923 HELLO? 368 00:18:15,923 --> 00:18:16,889 YES? 369 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:19,324 THAT'S RIGHT. 370 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,324 YES, THAT'S ALL CORRECT. 371 00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:26,290 WAIT, I'M SORRY, THAT... THAT'S PRETTY STEEP. 372 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:30,256 NO, NO, NO, ONE PAYMENT WILL BE FINE. UH... 373 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:31,455 YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 374 00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:35,588 WHAT WAS THAT? 375 00:18:35,588 --> 00:18:36,788 IT WAS THE HOSPITAL. 376 00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:39,521 YEAH, I KNOW. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 377 00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:41,055 ARE YOU SICK? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL... 378 00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,055 IT'S NOT ME. 379 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,289 IT'S HUNTER. 380 00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,354 H... HUNTER. 381 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,154 AS IN "HUNTER THE HUSTLER"? 382 00:18:51,154 --> 00:18:53,321 IT WAS... AN EMERGENCY. 383 00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:55,321 OKAY? HE HAD A... HE HAD A KIDNEY INFECTION, 384 00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:56,587 BUT HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 385 00:18:56,587 --> 00:18:57,854 SO WHAT'S WITH THE BILLING INFO? 386 00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:00,886 I TOLD THEM I'D PAY FOR IT. 387 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,353 WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT? 388 00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:04,686 IT'S A COUPLE OF THOUSAND. 389 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,120 A COUPLE OF THOUSAND. 390 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHY YOU? 391 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,819 THEY THINK THAT I'M HIS UNCLE. 392 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:11,685 AND WHY DO THEY THINK THAT? 393 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,551 BECAUSE I SAID SO. MICHAEL, IF I HADN'T, 394 00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,718 THEY WOULD HAVE PUT HIM IN SOME GOD-AWFUL COUNTY FACILITY. 395 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:16,919 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! 396 00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:18,752 THIS KID IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! 397 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,618 HE WAS IN TROUBLE, HE NEEDED HELP. 398 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,218 AND THERE YOU WERE, CHARGING TO THE RESCUE. 399 00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:24,318 WELL, Y... YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK DOWN THERE 400 00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:26,251 AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH, 401 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,918 AND THEY'RE GONNA CALL FAMILY SERVICES 402 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,219 OR WHOEVER THE FUCK BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GETTING INVOLVED! 403 00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:32,652 NOT! 404 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,018 DO I MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD? 405 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:50,616 "HAVE A FABULOUS TIME." 406 00:19:52,516 --> 00:19:53,850 "FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING." 407 00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:01,482 HELLO? 408 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:02,715 Hi, baby! 409 00:20:02,715 --> 00:20:04,316 Just, uh, checking in. You on your way? 410 00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:05,316 TO THE PROMISED LAND. 411 00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,482 I HEAR IT'S PARADISE! 412 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,547 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THERE. 413 00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:10,481 Will do. 414 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:19,148 "PARADISE". 415 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:27,413 "YOU'VE RECEIVED THIS CUZ YOU'RE ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S HOTTEST SEX-PIGS." 416 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,314 ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S HOTTEST SEX-PIGS. 417 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,679 THERE'S A NEW RESTAURANT I'D LIKE TO TRY. 418 00:20:50,779 --> 00:20:52,646 FOOD GOT ONE STAR, 419 00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:54,712 WAITERS GOT FOUR. 420 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,879 YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT? 421 00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:58,544 YEAH, I'D LOVE TO, 422 00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:00,444 NOT TONIGHT THOUGH. 423 00:21:00,444 --> 00:21:01,912 I'M BUSY. 424 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,778 ANOTHER "PROJECT"? 425 00:21:03,778 --> 00:21:04,978 BRIAN. 426 00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:11,144 THANKS, CYNTHIA. 427 00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,077 LET'S GO TO MY OFFICE. 428 00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:17,810 HAVE YOU SEEN THE EDITORIAL PAGE? 429 00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,010 THEY'RE CALLING ME A NAZI. 430 00:21:22,143 --> 00:21:24,010 A NAZI! 431 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,476 AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE GODDAMNED POSTERS! 432 00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:32,376 UM, WHY DON'T YOU FINISH THAT LATER? 433 00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,075 THANKS. 434 00:21:39,475 --> 00:21:40,975 THEY'RE A PRANK. 435 00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:41,942 IT'S A JOKE. 436 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,641 IT'S NOT A JOKE! 437 00:21:45,641 --> 00:21:47,807 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. DRIVING OVER HERE, I SAW THEM 438 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,909 PRACTICALLY ON EVERY STREET CORNER. 439 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,975 THERE'S EVEN ONE IN FRONT OF POLICE HEADQUARTERS! 440 00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:55,042 WELL, THEN HAVE IT REMOVED. YOU'RE THE CHIEF. 441 00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:57,440 I NEED YOU TO COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF A SPOT. 442 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,375 WHAT FOR? TO REFUTE THIS. 443 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,407 PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING. 444 00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:02,308 THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. 445 00:22:02,308 --> 00:22:03,275 HMM? 446 00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:08,773 IF YOU TAKE THOSE POSTERS SERIOUSLY, 447 00:22:08,773 --> 00:22:11,107 THEY WILL ROAST YOU ALIVE. 448 00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:12,207 THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH IT 449 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,706 IS TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF, 450 00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:14,907 HARDER THAN ANYONE. 451 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,438 WHEN'S YOUR NEXT PUBLIC APPEARANCE? 452 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:23,739 LUNCH WITH THE BUSINESSMEN'S ASSOCIATION IN AN HOUR. 453 00:22:23,739 --> 00:22:26,006 THEN "GOOD AFTERNOON PITTSBURGH". 454 00:22:26,006 --> 00:22:27,872 IT'S PERFECT. 455 00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:28,906 GET IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS 456 00:22:28,906 --> 00:22:29,939 AND JOKE ABOUT IT. 457 00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:31,571 IN FACT, YOU BRING IT UP. 458 00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:35,305 "HAVE YOU SEEN THESE POSTERS OF ME? HA HA." 459 00:22:35,305 --> 00:22:36,938 LET THE VOTERS KNOW THAT YOU WELCOME DISSENSION, 460 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,537 AND THAT UNLIKE NAZI GERMANY, 461 00:22:38,537 --> 00:22:40,804 WE'RE BLESSED TO LIVE IN A FREE SOCIETY 462 00:22:40,804 --> 00:22:43,337 WHERE ALL VOICES ARE HEARD, 463 00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:45,670 AND THAT AS MAYOR, YOU INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 464 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:50,904 NOW LET ME SEE YOU SMILE. 465 00:22:52,536 --> 00:22:53,670 HUH. 466 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,036 KEEP PRACTICING. 467 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:58,765 $1.25 FOR A FUCKING CAN OF SODA. 468 00:23:59,999 --> 00:24:01,999 YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S RIDICULOUS. 469 00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:03,665 75. SHIT. 470 00:24:04,899 --> 00:24:06,464 DON'T EXACTLY HAVE ANY POCKETS. 471 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,764 OH, HERE, LET ME. 472 00:24:11,165 --> 00:24:12,132 THANKS. 473 00:24:16,132 --> 00:24:17,498 SO, UH... 474 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,898 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? ORANGE? ROOT BEER? 475 00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:21,331 I'D LOVE SOME COKE. 476 00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:22,365 GOT ANY? 477 00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:25,231 AH, NOT THAT KIND. 478 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,898 TOO BAD THERE'S NOT A MACHINE FOR THAT. 479 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:30,796 WHAT ABOUT FAVOURS? 480 00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,663 UH, NOT REALLY. 481 00:24:34,663 --> 00:24:37,297 GOT SOME IN MY ROOM IF YOU'D LIKE. 482 00:24:37,297 --> 00:24:40,563 UH... NO. THANKS. IT'S NOT REALLY MY THING. 483 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,062 I'M MARK. 484 00:24:42,062 --> 00:24:44,062 TED. 485 00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:46,062 IT'S REALLY CLEAN. I WOULDN'T DO IT, OTHERWISE. SEE, UH... 486 00:24:46,062 --> 00:24:47,629 I'M A DOCTOR. 487 00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,096 EAR, NOSE AND THROAT. GOT TO BE CAREFUL 488 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,662 NOT TO DAMAGE THE NASAL PASSAGES. 489 00:24:52,495 --> 00:24:53,661 WELL, YOU'RE THE EXPERT. 490 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,028 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY? 491 00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,761 I'M IN 37. WE GOT A BIT OF A PARTY GOING. 492 00:24:58,761 --> 00:25:00,628 NICE BUNCH OF GUYS. 493 00:25:00,628 --> 00:25:01,594 CUTE TOO. 494 00:25:03,061 --> 00:25:05,894 UH, THANKS, UH... 495 00:25:05,894 --> 00:25:07,393 BUT I-I'M JUST ON MY WAY UP NORTH. 496 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,927 WELL IF YOU DECIDE TO GO SOUTH... 497 00:25:12,027 --> 00:25:13,194 COME JOIN US. 498 00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,027 YES, THANKS FOR THE SODA. 499 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,160 HAPPY NOW? 500 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,760 ALMOST. ALMOST. 501 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,060 THE OTHER PART YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EVEN BE HAPPY THAT YOU RAISED. 502 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,827 YOU WANT HER TO PAY FOR... 503 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,759 WHERE DO THEY GET THESE JUDGES? 504 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:32,293 ARE THEY REALLY JUDGES? 505 00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:35,026 AND THOSE LOSERS SUING EACH OTHER. 506 00:25:35,026 --> 00:25:36,059 HOW COME THEY'RE ALL FAT? 507 00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:37,392 TURN IT OFF. 508 00:25:37,392 --> 00:25:38,792 ...AND TAKE HER TO THE DOCTOR. 509 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,360 NO, SHE... VERY GOOD. 510 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,625 AND YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR THE VASECTOMY. YOU'RE OVER 21... 511 00:25:44,491 --> 00:25:46,058 WHAT'S UP? 512 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:47,359 THIS LITTLE HOSPITAL STAY OF YOURS 513 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,992 IS COSTING ME A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS. 514 00:25:48,992 --> 00:25:50,925 HUH. NO SHIT. 515 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,024 AND FOR WHAT? SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO LIVING ON THE STREET? 516 00:25:53,024 --> 00:25:54,258 I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 517 00:25:54,258 --> 00:25:55,857 YOU CALL PRACTICALLY FREEZING TO DEATH, 518 00:25:55,857 --> 00:25:57,724 SLEEPING IN DOORWAYS, "ALL RIGHT"? 519 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,891 I DIDN'T ASK FOR A FUCKING LECTURE. 520 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,191 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE ANYWAY. 521 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:04,323 INSTEAD OF PEDDLING YOUR ASS, 522 00:26:04,323 --> 00:26:05,589 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING OF THIS 523 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:06,756 AS A WAKE-UP CALL, 524 00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:08,689 AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND. 525 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:12,257 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE RIGHT. 526 00:26:14,123 --> 00:26:16,289 YEAH, I SHOULD GO ON ONE OF THOSE LUNATIC RELIGIOUS SHOWS 527 00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:17,622 AND PRAISE THE LORD 528 00:26:17,622 --> 00:26:19,521 FOR GIVING ME THIS SECOND CHANCE. 529 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:21,922 "I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED." 530 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:26,022 AND I MIGHT AS WELL SAVE MYSELF SOME CASH. 531 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:27,955 I'M GOING TO GO TELL THAT SOCIAL WORKER THE TRUTH. 532 00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,888 STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL. 533 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,322 YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD LIFE, 534 00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:33,055 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SUCKER, 535 00:26:33,055 --> 00:26:34,289 YOU CALL SOMEBODY ELSE. 536 00:26:37,455 --> 00:26:38,755 EXCUSE ME, 537 00:26:38,755 --> 00:26:40,654 I'D, UH, LIKE TO SPEAK TO A SOCIAL WORKER PLEASE, 538 00:26:40,654 --> 00:26:42,355 ABOUT THE PATIENT IN 216. 539 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:45,621 ARE YOU HUNTER'S GUARDIAN? 540 00:26:45,621 --> 00:26:47,321 ACTUALLY, I'M... EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. 541 00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:48,288 SORRY. 542 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,620 WE'RE RELEASING HIM TOMORROW. BUT BEFORE WE DO, 543 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,020 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 544 00:26:58,053 --> 00:27:00,220 I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW. 545 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,153 UH, I'LL BE HOME IN A FEW. 546 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,253 OH SHIT! 547 00:27:13,286 --> 00:27:14,485 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 548 00:27:14,485 --> 00:27:16,185 UH, MICHAEL. 549 00:27:16,185 --> 00:27:17,751 UH... I'M FINE. 550 00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:19,885 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 551 00:27:19,885 --> 00:27:21,517 IT'S JUST A LITTLE INDIGESTION. 552 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,651 I THOUGHT WE'D AGREED YOU'D STOP STALKING ME. 553 00:27:25,651 --> 00:27:27,783 I LIED. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I DID. 554 00:27:27,783 --> 00:27:31,450 I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT IT IS. YEAH. 555 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,583 INDIGESTION. 556 00:27:34,017 --> 00:27:36,017 YOU KNOW, DESPITE WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, 557 00:27:36,017 --> 00:27:39,116 DO NOT EAT SOUR PICKLES WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT. 558 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,350 YEAH, I'LL TRY AND REMEMBER THAT. 559 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,817 MEL, ARE YOU OKAY? 560 00:28:01,382 --> 00:28:03,781 TAYLOR, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 561 00:28:05,681 --> 00:28:07,781 LET ME GUESS. 562 00:28:07,781 --> 00:28:10,414 THE MAD AVENGER WAS TOO CHEAP TO DO HIS COPYING AT KINKO'S, 563 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:11,948 SO YOU OFFERED TO DO IT FOR HIM? 564 00:28:13,148 --> 00:28:14,981 I TOLD YOU, IT'S JUST AN ART PROJECT FOR SCHOOL. 565 00:28:14,981 --> 00:28:15,947 UH-HUH. 566 00:28:17,647 --> 00:28:19,881 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET AN A-PLUS 567 00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:23,380 EVEN IF IT IS A BIT CRUDE AND HEAVY-HANDED, 568 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,248 LOOK, I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD BE HERE THIS LATE. 569 00:28:26,347 --> 00:28:28,013 SO... 570 00:28:28,013 --> 00:28:29,512 YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET IDENTITY. 571 00:28:29,512 --> 00:28:32,779 OH, WELL, FUN'S OVER, SUPER-BOY. 572 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:33,913 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 573 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,180 YOU MADE YOUR STATEMENT ONCE. THAT'S ENOUGH. 574 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,247 NOW IT'S TIME TO CUT IT OUT. 575 00:28:37,512 --> 00:28:38,745 I'M NOT GOING TO CUT IT OUT. 576 00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:41,279 I'M DOING WHAT I BELIEVE IN. 577 00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,411 FUCK WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN! 578 00:28:42,411 --> 00:28:44,012 I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP. 579 00:28:44,012 --> 00:28:45,945 YOU ALSO ONCE TOLD ME YOU WANTED ME 580 00:28:45,945 --> 00:28:48,246 TO BE THE BEST HOMOSEXUAL I COULD POSSIBLY BE, 581 00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:50,677 WHICH INCLUDES NOT GIVING A SHIT WHAT ANYONE TELLS ME, 582 00:28:50,677 --> 00:28:52,545 TO THINK FOR MYSELF. 583 00:28:52,545 --> 00:28:55,445 STOCKWELL IS A HOMOPHOBE, HE'S A FASCIST, 584 00:28:55,445 --> 00:28:57,945 AND HE'S A THREAT TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WE KNOW. 585 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,246 JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK SO 586 00:28:59,246 --> 00:29:00,945 DOESN'T MEAN THAT I... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK! 587 00:29:03,345 --> 00:29:05,410 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STOCKWELL. 588 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,744 BUT YOU'RE NOT JUST FUCKING WITH HIM, 589 00:29:07,744 --> 00:29:09,777 YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME. IT'S MY BUSINESS. 590 00:29:09,777 --> 00:29:11,944 NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 591 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:26,909 Teddy, it's me. Are you there? 592 00:29:26,909 --> 00:29:28,009 YEAH, I'M HERE. 593 00:29:28,009 --> 00:29:29,375 SO HOW IS IT? 594 00:29:31,309 --> 00:29:32,475 VERY QUAINT. 595 00:29:32,475 --> 00:29:34,375 HMM, HOW'S THE ROOM? NICE VIEW? 596 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:38,774 YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE SIGHTS. 597 00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:40,507 UH, LOOK, I GOT TO RUN. 598 00:29:40,507 --> 00:29:44,674 UH, THEY'RE... SERVING WINE AND CHEESE IN THE VICTORIAN SITTING ROOM. 599 00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:47,141 You enjoy every yummy mouthful. 600 00:30:12,241 --> 00:30:13,206 COME ON IN. 601 00:30:17,939 --> 00:30:18,906 GREAT SHIT. 602 00:30:20,439 --> 00:30:21,839 LIKE I SAID, NOTHING BUT THE BEST. 603 00:30:30,905 --> 00:30:31,872 YOU WANT A SNORT? 604 00:30:33,239 --> 00:30:34,239 NO THANKS. 605 00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:35,205 YOU SURE? 606 00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:43,837 THEY'RE HOT, AREN'T THEY? 607 00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:46,737 SO BEAUTIFUL. 608 00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:50,636 I'M BEAUTIFUL. EVERYTHING'S... 609 00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:53,237 FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. 610 00:30:55,936 --> 00:30:57,103 YOU WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL? 611 00:31:26,734 --> 00:31:27,968 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 612 00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:32,034 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 613 00:32:19,930 --> 00:32:22,298 THERE WAS JUST A BIT OF SPOTTING, ALONG WITH THE CRAMPS. 614 00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:24,064 YOU CALL THOSE CRAMPS? 615 00:32:24,064 --> 00:32:25,930 I'VE HAD CRAMPS, BUT NEVER LIKE THAT. 616 00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:27,430 IS SHE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? 617 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:29,430 AND THE BABY? OH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 618 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,597 BUT IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GOT HERE AS QUICKLY AS YOU DID. 619 00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:34,130 THANKS TO MY STALKER. 620 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:35,495 ARE YOU THE FATHER? 621 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,696 YEAH. WELL, THAT IS, UM, 622 00:32:37,696 --> 00:32:38,963 WHAT I MEAN IS, UH... WHAT HE MEANS IS... 623 00:32:38,963 --> 00:32:41,462 WHAT THEY MEAN IS, WE'RE ALL THE PARENTS. 624 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,296 OH. 625 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,362 GOOD. 626 00:32:59,027 --> 00:33:00,927 BEN? 627 00:33:00,927 --> 00:33:03,328 MICHAEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 628 00:33:03,328 --> 00:33:05,493 MELANIE HAD A LITTLE EMERGENCY. 629 00:33:05,493 --> 00:33:07,061 LUCKILY, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD 630 00:33:07,061 --> 00:33:09,460 SO I... I DROVE HER OVER. SHE OKAY? 631 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:12,293 HMM, PROVIDED SHE LAYS OFF THE KOSHER DILLS. 632 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,193 DID YOU STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT? 633 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:18,060 NOT EXACTLY. 634 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,993 WHY NOT? 635 00:33:19,993 --> 00:33:21,160 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO COME CLEAN, 636 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,126 GET YOUR MONEY BACK. 637 00:33:23,226 --> 00:33:25,558 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, BEN! 638 00:33:25,558 --> 00:33:28,925 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO LET THIS KID HUSTLE YOU OUT OF $2,000. 639 00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:30,358 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. UNDERSTAND WHAT? 640 00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:32,491 WHAT DON'T I GET THIS TIME? 641 00:33:32,491 --> 00:33:33,993 THAT YOU FEEL GUILTY? 642 00:33:33,993 --> 00:33:36,391 THAT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND HE KNOWS IT, 643 00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,725 THAT HE'S GOING TO PLAY YOU FOR EVERYTHING HE CAN? 644 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,692 HE'S POSITIVE! 645 00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:46,191 I'M SORRY. 646 00:33:48,091 --> 00:33:50,124 THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T JUST... I UNDERSTAND. 647 00:33:51,657 --> 00:33:52,691 DOES HE KNOW? 648 00:33:53,891 --> 00:33:55,225 NO, NOT YET. 649 00:33:55,225 --> 00:33:57,657 UH, THE DOCTOR WAS GOING TO TELL HIM, 650 00:33:57,657 --> 00:33:59,857 BUT I SAID THAT IT WOULD BE... 651 00:34:01,857 --> 00:34:03,123 BETTER IF HE HEARD IT FROM ME... 652 00:34:05,456 --> 00:34:06,690 CONSIDERING I'M THE NEXT OF KIN. 653 00:35:01,986 --> 00:35:03,752 OH MY GOD, TEDDY, YOU SCARED ME! 654 00:35:03,752 --> 00:35:04,719 SORRY. 655 00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:07,385 I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU BACK SO SOON. 656 00:35:08,786 --> 00:35:10,185 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO... CALL ME. 657 00:35:10,185 --> 00:35:11,718 I FORGOT. 658 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:14,852 DIDN'T YOU EAT BEFORE YOU LEFT? 659 00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:17,751 I WANTED TO GET AN EARLY START. 660 00:35:17,751 --> 00:35:19,651 DID YOU HAVE A FABULOUS TIME? 661 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:20,717 IT WAS FABULOUS. 662 00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:22,884 YEAH? YOU FEEL MORE RELAXED? 663 00:35:22,884 --> 00:35:24,151 MM. LOTS. 664 00:35:24,151 --> 00:35:26,584 OH, I'M SO HAPPY, BABY. MM. MM. 665 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:27,750 LET'S SEE, GIVE ME A KISS! HMM. 666 00:35:30,051 --> 00:35:31,483 WHAT'S WITH THE GLASSES? 667 00:35:31,483 --> 00:35:33,983 OH, THE SUN WAS IN MY EYES, IT WAS A TOUGH DRIVE DOWN SO... 668 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:36,983 YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. 669 00:35:38,482 --> 00:35:39,749 DIDN'T YOU GET ANY SLEEP? 670 00:35:41,983 --> 00:35:43,150 I WAS TOO QUIET. 671 00:35:45,216 --> 00:35:46,182 OH. 672 00:35:48,115 --> 00:35:49,748 WELL, NEXT TIME... 673 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,415 WE'LL GO TOGETHER. HMM. 674 00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:53,249 YEAH, AND WE'LL MAKE LOTS OF NOISE. 675 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,815 OKAY, I'LL, UH, I'LL GET DRESSED, 676 00:35:57,815 --> 00:35:59,049 YOU'LL TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 677 00:36:10,447 --> 00:36:11,981 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? 678 00:36:11,981 --> 00:36:12,914 DAMNED IF I KNOW. 679 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,380 I HAVE NEVER HAD TO TELL ANYONE BEFORE THAT THEY WERE POSITIVE... 680 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,447 ESPECIALLY A KID. WELL... 681 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,379 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 682 00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:24,214 IT'S NOT A DEATH SENTENCE. 683 00:36:24,214 --> 00:36:25,813 IF ANYBODY KNOWS THAT, IT'S YOU. 684 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:30,947 AND I ALSO KNOW HOW I'VE STRUGGLED WITH IT, 685 00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:33,313 HOW TERRIFYING IT CAN BE. 686 00:36:33,313 --> 00:36:34,645 AND I'M TWICE HIS AGE. 687 00:36:34,645 --> 00:36:37,079 I MEAN HOW IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE 688 00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:38,146 ON... NOTHING? 689 00:36:39,478 --> 00:36:42,079 NOT EVEN A-A... A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD, 690 00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:45,178 OR KNOWING WHERE HIS NEXT MEAL IS COMING FROM? 691 00:36:45,178 --> 00:36:47,078 NOT TO MENTION MEDICAL ATTENTION. 692 00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,744 ALL THE MORE REASON WHY HE NEEDS TO BE IN A FOSTER HOME. 693 00:36:49,744 --> 00:36:51,744 YEAH BUT NO ONE WOULD TAKE HIM BEFORE, 694 00:36:51,744 --> 00:36:52,778 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HIM NOW? 695 00:36:56,677 --> 00:36:58,177 AND IT STILL DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, 696 00:36:58,177 --> 00:36:59,277 "HOW DO I TELL HIM?" 697 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:03,911 YOU'LL FIND THE RIGHT WORDS. 698 00:37:03,911 --> 00:37:04,878 IT'S YOUR GIFT. 699 00:37:07,011 --> 00:37:10,810 THERE ARE NO RIGHT WORDS TO TAKE AWAY THE ONE ILLUSION... 700 00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:13,643 EVERY KID IS ENTITLED TO. 701 00:37:16,177 --> 00:37:17,944 HIS INVINCIBILITY. 702 00:37:20,442 --> 00:37:21,642 HIS IMMORTALITY. 703 00:37:27,243 --> 00:37:28,576 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 704 00:37:28,576 --> 00:37:30,076 YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT? 705 00:37:30,076 --> 00:37:33,474 I SPOKE AT THE PITTSBURGH PRESS ASSOCIATION LAST NIGHT, 706 00:37:33,474 --> 00:37:35,108 PLAYED IT EXACTLY LIKE YOU SAID, 707 00:37:35,108 --> 00:37:36,741 LAUGHED IT OFF. 708 00:37:36,741 --> 00:37:39,075 THEY ATE IT UP. 709 00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:40,608 YEAH, I BET AFTER THAT RUBBER CHICKEN, THEY DID. 710 00:37:40,608 --> 00:37:43,507 AND GUESS WHO I HEARD FROM WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE OFFICE? 711 00:37:43,507 --> 00:37:44,540 THE NRA? 712 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:46,740 THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER. 713 00:37:47,841 --> 00:37:48,874 OH? A WOMAN... 714 00:37:48,874 --> 00:37:49,907 NAMED... 715 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:51,974 TANNIS. 716 00:37:53,907 --> 00:37:54,906 THEY'RE ENDORSING ME. 717 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,506 I'M NOT SURPRISED. 718 00:37:56,506 --> 00:37:57,940 "THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER 719 00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:00,606 OFFICIALLY SUPPORTS CHIEF JAMES STOCKWELL 720 00:38:00,606 --> 00:38:02,506 IN HIS MAYORAL CAMPAIGN, 721 00:38:02,506 --> 00:38:06,471 AND PRAISES HIS EFFORTS TO CLOSE DOWN SEXUAL ESTABLISHMENTS 722 00:38:06,471 --> 00:38:10,605 THAT HAVE BEEN A BLIGHT ON THE IMAGE OF OUR COMMUNITY." 723 00:38:10,605 --> 00:38:13,572 GUESS THEY CAN'T CALL ME A HOMOPHOBE NOW, CAN THEY? 724 00:38:13,572 --> 00:38:15,573 I GUESS NOT. 725 00:38:15,573 --> 00:38:18,405 THREE OTHER GAY ORGANIZATIONS HAVE COME OUT FOR ME AS WELL, 726 00:38:18,405 --> 00:38:20,306 ALL PRETTY MUCH SAYING THE SAME THING: 727 00:38:20,306 --> 00:38:23,538 "IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CLEANED UP LIBERTY AVENUE." 728 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:24,872 AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK. 729 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:28,039 YOU HELPED ME GET THAT MESSAGE OUT THERE... 730 00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:31,171 THAT I WANT A SAFE, CLEAN, 731 00:38:31,171 --> 00:38:34,637 MORALLY-UPSTANDING CITY FOR ALL OF OUR CITIZENS. 732 00:38:34,637 --> 00:38:36,571 YOU AND THE FINE FOLKS 733 00:38:36,571 --> 00:38:38,138 AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER... 734 00:38:39,205 --> 00:38:40,337 UNDERSTAND THAT. 735 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,870 PRETTY BABY. 736 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,436 Gus. 737 00:38:53,436 --> 00:38:54,635 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY. 738 00:38:54,635 --> 00:38:55,669 HI! 739 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:56,936 AH, WHO'S HERE? 740 00:38:56,936 --> 00:38:58,169 HOW WAS HE? 741 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,902 AH, HE'S A LITTLE LAMB, IS WHAT HE IS. 742 00:39:00,902 --> 00:39:03,335 MY GRANDSON OR GRANDDAUGHTER BETTER BE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE. 743 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:08,467 HOW IS MY... GRANDSON OR GRANDDAUGHTER? 744 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:10,835 HE OR SHE IS JUST FINE. 745 00:39:12,302 --> 00:39:13,334 AND SO'S THE MOTHER. 746 00:39:13,334 --> 00:39:14,302 THANK YOU, JESUS. 747 00:39:15,734 --> 00:39:17,633 HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THANK MICHAEL. 748 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:18,733 FOR WHAT? 749 00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:20,533 FOR BEING A NAGGING, INTRUSIVE, 750 00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:22,100 OVERPROTECTIVE PEST. 751 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,800 WELL, HOW IN HELL DID HE EVER GET LIKE THAT? 752 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,235 DAMNED IF I KNOW. 753 00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:27,334 MAMA. 754 00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:29,333 NEXT TIME YOU BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY, 755 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,600 OR I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE 756 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,533 ON YOUR FU... 757 00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:33,967 FUCKING TAIL. 758 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:41,399 I SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS. 759 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,699 TO WORK? 760 00:39:43,699 --> 00:39:45,266 TO REST. 761 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:46,266 FOR HOW LONG? 762 00:39:47,732 --> 00:39:48,866 A COUPLE OF HOURS. 763 00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:51,399 I MEAN, UNTIL YOU DRIVE YOURSELF TO EXHAUSTION, 764 00:39:51,399 --> 00:39:53,032 OR UNTIL SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS AGAIN? 765 00:39:54,132 --> 00:39:55,098 Gus. 766 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,464 AND MAYBE NEXT TIME WE MIGHT NOT BE SO LUCKY. 767 00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:06,097 I'M SORRY I PUT YOU THROUGH THIS. 768 00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,730 I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 769 00:40:09,730 --> 00:40:11,897 DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. 770 00:40:11,897 --> 00:40:13,697 I MEAN IT. 771 00:40:13,697 --> 00:40:14,730 AND THE CASE? 772 00:40:17,529 --> 00:40:19,396 LOOKING AFTER THE WORLD, 773 00:40:19,396 --> 00:40:21,362 FIGHTING FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, 774 00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:22,429 IT'S IMPORTANT, 775 00:40:22,429 --> 00:40:24,429 BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF YOU... 776 00:40:25,663 --> 00:40:26,629 AND GUS... 777 00:40:27,863 --> 00:40:28,862 AND THIS BABY. 778 00:40:37,663 --> 00:40:39,230 HEY. 779 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:40,197 HMM. 780 00:40:43,229 --> 00:40:44,695 Gus. 781 00:40:53,261 --> 00:40:54,195 HE'S NOT THERE. 782 00:40:56,094 --> 00:40:58,460 WELL, MAYBE HE'S IN THE LOUNGE OR... OR WALKING AROUND. 783 00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:02,727 HI, NURSE? 784 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,459 UH, WHERE'S, UH, HUNTER? 785 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,060 THE NIGHT NURSE SAW HIM LEAVE HIS ROOM 786 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:09,827 ABOUT 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 787 00:41:09,827 --> 00:41:11,326 IT SEEMS HE NEVER CAME BACK. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 54120

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