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now gently,gently,ever so gently
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we probe the bones and fleshy tissue
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searching for the object
pressing the patients nerve
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hes been at it for over two hours
what a great doctor
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and so cute
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aha!and there it is
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doctor Jekyll,you"re so bitchin
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control yourself nurse
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sor-ry!
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and now we must quickly
remove the object
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restoring the patients motor functions
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impressive!
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very imressive Dr. Carrew
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I'm glad you approve,sir!
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Dr Jekyll is the finest surgeon we ever had at our
lady of pain and suffering
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Its only fitting that he preform the worlds
first total transplant
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on you, the worlds richest man,Hubert Howes
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Have I told you how proud we are to be preforming
the operation here at our lady?
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several times
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you're a... kiss ass aren't you
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yes sir!
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I like that
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Dr Jekyll:Now by stimulating different
isolated areas of the cortex
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we can demonstrate that all normal
function have been restored
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arm movement
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even finger movement
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now we must close the scalp
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needle and thread
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thimble
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he has the steadiest hands
I ever seen
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now, are there any question?
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does a good physician validate parking?
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thats a matter of individual conscience
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sir,what new surgical breakthroughs
are you planning?
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Actually none....I am giving up surgery
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I'm sorry class this is the last
operation i will ever preform
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Barbera Plow, I'm a resident specializing
in nuclear medicine
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and I can really get behind everything
you're saying and everything..
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but,it really just blows my mind you know
to think you'll never be operating again
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because you're so mellow and everything
you know
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and like,it really like freaks me out
to the max
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to think that you're quitting on me
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and like couldn't you do one more
operation for us..please
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please,please,please
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no...no,no,no,no
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from now on,I intend to devote every
waking hour to research
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research,that i hope will one day unlock
mans brain and release
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survival instincts
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enabling to make himself well
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research that will one day eliminate the
costly,painful,almost inhumane procedure
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we now call.. surgery
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patient:owww!
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Dr. Jekyll,what do you intend to
replace suergery with?
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Drugs
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(interns cheering)
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Don't worry sir,he'll be leaning
over you friday with a knife
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rest assured
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if this operation,doesn't come on...
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I'll buy this whole block...
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I'll blow up this building....
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with you tied in you're office...
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and I'll dig the corpse out of the rubble
and throw it in an open pit
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in front of your whole family
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Jekyll
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Jekyll
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Jekyll
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What the hell was that nonsense you
were spouting in there
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I wasn't spouting nonsense...
I was spouting the truth
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Truth?truth won't buy a used turd
my boy
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I don't feel like getting into a physological
discussion,i got work to do.
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let me go
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No
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I'm asking you man to man
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let go of my smock
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sure I'll let you go so you can preform
the most important operation of your life
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on Hubert howes
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Hubert Howes?
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Ahhh Haaa Haaa!
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I thought that would interest you
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He has chosen our lady and you to do
the worlds first total transplant
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total transplant?
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thats right heart,liver,lungs,reproductive organs
and anything else we can dig up
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soon as we gather them up
we're gonna stick'em in him
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and you're doing the job
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I'm sorry,ther was a time when the
challenge would have appealed to me
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but right now my research....
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Screw your research!
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you signed on here as a surgean and
by god thats what you're gonna be
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later
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look at all that machinery
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those gizmos cost money
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big money
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we got to keep those machines working
to pay for them
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they help people
back from the brink of death
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and the only way to put'em on
the birnk of death is surgery
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you have a strange attitude for a hero
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you have a strange attitude for
a man engaged to my daughter!
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i own this place,i gotta keep an oven
to pay the rent
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I make money,my daughter benefits
you benefit.... its simple
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ugly perhaps,but simple
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I'm late
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you're doing that operation!
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No I'm not!
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You can tell Hubert Howes to
stick it up his ass
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He doesn't have an ass!
thats another thing we're transplanting!
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I'm late for my rounds in the
charity ward
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Jekyll,I swear I'll stop the marriage
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I don't believe you would use your daughter
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as a pawn in this sleazy affair
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you don't?
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maybe he would
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how are you feeling today?
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terrible doctor
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since last night my back has
been a miserable pain
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I smell death!
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lets have a look,shall we?
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you'll feel a brief pain
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feel better?
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oh yes!
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its a miracle!
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the pain is gone...
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...and so is the smell of death!
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you get some rest now
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how are we today?
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Owww!
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Hi, Daniel
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Hello sick people!
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Good afternoon Ms. Carrew
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Good afternoon,Carla
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Mary,what are you doing here?
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well....
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I was suppose to have lunch today
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with a certain young, successful,handsome
brilliant surgean,but i guess he forgot
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You're seeing another man?
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I'm talking about you silly!
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Oh,I'm sorry about lunch dear..
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..its just that I have alot on my mind
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My research,the charity work
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the daughter I adopted from
the developing nation...
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read that,i have to answer the letter she wrote
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dear American fraud
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the day will come when you and the
other dogs of imperialism
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will be disembowed by the subjegated masses
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on your bones will be left to rot
under the sun of revolution...
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P.S. thank you for the combs!
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How sweet!
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Her vocabulary is really improving
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Shes a lovely girl...
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(patient mumbling)
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What did you say?
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Fucking blue cross!
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Look at this poor, suffering soul
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If only I could make his
survival instincts stronger
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Thats the key!
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Daniel,could you walk me back to my
car before you go back to work?
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Of course
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Daniel,you got to stop working so hard!
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Guess i'm not much of a fiance' am i dear
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Its you i'm worried about
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I'm sorry dear..I'll try to
be more fun
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Its just hard right now
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My experiments aren't going great...
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you're fathers on me about operating
on some senile old billionaire
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My hairs thinning out in the back
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Daddy told me you're giving up surgery
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Yes
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I know what you're thinking Daniel...
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You're thinking that if you still don't make
alot of money,I won't marry you
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I wasn't thinking that
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I was
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Uh,Mary!
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Sometimes I question your values
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Oh,don't
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anyway we're gonna be fine darling,because...
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I took the notes for your experiment
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and i submitted them to the
prize committee
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Really?!
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Mary!
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I know you're gonna win
the prize..500,000 dollars
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you know my research is a private thing
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you violated my sacred trust for a few dollars
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honey,we've gotta eat
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Hi kids,all for a nueter?
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whats a nueter?
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never mind,Daniel
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Hi Newt you devil
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thats me!
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now Daniel,don't work to hard
you need to rest
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I'll rest on our honeymoon
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not if i can help it
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Bye gorgeous
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bye,bye!
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What a beauty, huh?
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yeah,but its a gas guzzler
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I'm talking about Mary
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thank god they're not all like her
I'd be out of plastic surgery business
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Oh,by the way
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what do you think of my nose?
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I took a little off the top this
morning, just a trim
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I ah, did it myself
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you didn't notice did you?
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Hey Jek...
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Hey Jekyll
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Wait up!
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You're looking awful tired
these days old buddy
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come to my office I'll do a
quick eye job on you.
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people are starting to talk about you
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Intercom:would a proctologist report
to the emergency room
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There is an asshole waiting
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I know my theory is correct
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man over the centuries...
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man over the centuries has tried to
control nature with his intellect
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And it is this question which is at
the root of human suffering and illness
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If only the animal in man can be released...
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and studied....
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if mans primal survival instincts
could be tapped
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for the good of the organism
as a whole...
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So far dear diary my results
have been discouraging
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after administering formulas one
through six in test rats..
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no perceivable results are
noticed
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little guy remains listless and depressed
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modified formula 137 administered
must also be deemed a failure
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I shall have to begin again
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(knock at door)
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Just a minute
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(knocking again)
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Yes?
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I'm sorry to bother you Doctor
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thats all right
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Now who is it?
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Doctor,theres a young lady in
emergency...
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I can't find Dr.Lucas..
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Alright
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Alright, whats the problem?
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She seems to have a foriegn object
lodged in her....
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v-a-g-i-n-a
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Uh,lets go
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C'mon,lets get this shit over with
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Wheres the foriegn object?
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this is going to be difficult...
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we'll need a speculum,syringe..
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ten cc's of librium and a
bucket of ice cold water
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Goddamn,son of a bitch!
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Syonora
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Now..
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what are you looking at?
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Nothing..absolutely nothing
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Oh,shit
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What
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on top of everything else,I got a
hole in my only classy pair of panty hose
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Oh god!
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I'm sorry about you're panty hose...
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Umm.., here!
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...I've got some money
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Ten dollars is all I've got..
...Take it
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Oh sure,you give me ten bucks
and i'm suppose to give you head,right?
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Head?whats head?
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Oh!No!No head!
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My head is fine...I don't need head
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Really?
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No sex?
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No..sex...
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Sex is the furthest thing from my
mind right now
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So.. if you'll excuse me
I've gotta get back to my cock
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My lab..I gotta get back to my lab
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Wait!
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Whats your name,nice doctor
268
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,450
Jack-kyll
269
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,480
chockter Jangle
270
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,770
chocktor janieil jeckyll
271
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,520
Doctor ..Daniel...Jekyll
272
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,830
Oh,I'm Ivy
273
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,550
You're kinda sweet
274
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,810
Ummm,I work at a club in Chinatown
275
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,150
Madam Woowoo's
276
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,950
Why don't you visit me sometime
277
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,310
Save the whales!
278
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,500
Dr. Jekyll?
279
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,650
Dr. Jekyll!
280
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,180
This mans hands were severed in an accident
281
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,700
You're so lucky,you're getting one
of our finest surgeons
282
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,790
How do you do?
283
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,770
Ohhh...I see
284
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,240
Thanks....
285
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,700
...I'll get my wife to sew it on
286
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,370
Midnight?
287
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,720
I must work
288
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,840
Experimental formula 142...
289
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,120
...No good
290
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:36,710
Experimental formula 143,botched completely
291
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,760
I'm too tired to continue tonight
292
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:53,300
Possibility of error due to exhaustion
is uh....
293
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,780
Tommorrow..
294
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:03,100
I'll start again.... tommorrow
295
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,340
Uh oh
296
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,920
Babe!
297
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,700
Lets...get..down!
298
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,760
Take it!...Take it buddy!
299
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,860
Oh,thank you you very much
300
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,370
Beat it,dickhead!
301
00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:03,670
Hey,how am i suppose to get out
302
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,740
Right this way asshole
303
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,350
Hi! Hi! Hi!
304
00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,460
Hiiiii...
305
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,400
Is this seat taken?
306
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,230
Yeah
307
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:55,110
Excuse me,I said, is this seat taken?
308
00:28:58,300 --> 00:28:59,220
No
309
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,540
Oh...that burns
310
00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:12,950
Hi!
311
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,590
I said hi!
312
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,200
give me some chicken sushi
313
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,750
Chicken sushi?
314
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,170
Aye packaroo!
315
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:33,500
Now for your listening endurment...
316
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:39,740
Madam Woowoo's is ashamed to present
Ivy and the shitty rainbows
317
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,860
Oye vey
318
00:31:18,490 --> 00:31:19,990
You guys are all alike
319
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:23,440
Just because i work in a bar
you think i'm an easy lay
320
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,820
It pisses me off...it really does
321
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:30,360
Come on, you hoser
322
00:31:33,570 --> 00:31:36,700
You're probably thinking the only
thing i think about is bed
323
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,780
Ok, how do you want it?front to front
back to back,side to side....
324
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:45,510
Sitting,kneeling,squating,laying,licking..
325
00:31:45,510 --> 00:31:46,720
I want it all ways!
326
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:49,300
You're the Doctor
327
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,950
What,what do you mean
I'm the doctor?
328
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,570
You get whatever you want
329
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:53,770
Oh,of course
330
00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:56,800
Sorry I've been under terrible,
terrible stress at work
331
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,450
Oh,what do you do?
332
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,140
I'm a chrysler dealer
333
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,350
Oh ...that nice
334
00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:13,700
You get out from under there little teddy
335
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,510
Ivey has work to do,say good night
....say good night
336
00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:37,290
You're beauty is classy...
...I know class
337
00:32:40,830 --> 00:32:42,610
You,cute too...
whats your name?
338
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,810
Oh come on,you don't have
anything to hide from me
339
00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:46,910
Hide, huh
340
00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:49,320
Nothing to hide
341
00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:51,500
Whats so funny?!
342
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,350
Nothing
343
00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:53,720
Thats my name...
344
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,750
Hyde..,Mr. Hyde
345
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,560
Don't you have a first name?
346
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,190
No!..my parents lacked imagination
347
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,420
I'm Ivy Venus
348
00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:09,700
Pleased to meet ya!
349
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,890
You shake hands weird
350
00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:17,800
You in a fraternity?
351
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:51,740
Ohhh...no more wire hangers ever
352
00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:53,960
I'm ruined!
353
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:07,160
How far into the muck of my
beast have I distanted
354
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,700
That far?
355
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,440
Mary
356
00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:32,100
Mary
357
00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:35,280
I'll never do it again,Mary!
358
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,190
No peasents
359
00:35:45,190 --> 00:35:46,240
Yes ma'am
360
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,180
Out!...out!
361
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:54,770
You can't go in there!
362
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:59,200
Now posting for your pleasure
our final entrent...
363
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,370
....Ms. Mary Carrew
364
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:05,120
Ms.Carrew is atop a beautiful
plain gelding called..
365
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,990
A gift from daddy
366
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:11,170
On court please
367
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:11,670
Mary!
368
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,820
Daniel
369
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:13,820
Mary i have to talk to you
370
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:15,360
What is it dear?
371
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,300
Mary I've been such a fool!
372
00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:23,320
Can you forgive me for
the way I neglected you?
373
00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:24,630
I forgive you darling
374
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,320
I've been such a fool!
375
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,690
Mary!
376
00:36:30,130 --> 00:36:31,910
I love you so much it hurts!
377
00:36:31,910 --> 00:36:33,840
I love you too!
378
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,410
Mary,Mary
379
00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:44,500
Mary, precious,I can't live without you
380
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,370
Lets get married tommorrow!
381
00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:49,860
Oh,of course darling
382
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,590
You made me so happy
383
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:55,160
I'm on top of the world
384
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:03,850
you win first place...
congratulations!
385
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:06,300
You were wonderful darling
386
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,700
Oh...good morning
387
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,100
Who is that?
388
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:24,890
Jekyll
389
00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:39,600
This won't hurt ,huh?
390
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,370
Not that I give a shit
391
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,760
A trifle...a trifle
392
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,950
Is Mr. Howes still alive?
393
00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:54,440
Okay
394
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,270
Mr Howes?
395
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,350
Mr Howes...I brought one
of your organ donors
396
00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:14,440
Which one?
397
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,370
Him,sir
398
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,200
Which organ, you fool
399
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,360
Oh,this donor has signed on
to donate one of his testicals
400
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:23,200
Which one?
401
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:23,940
Him,sir
402
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,850
Which testical idiot!
403
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,630
The left one,sir
404
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:28,760
That correct?
405
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,580
Yeah
406
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,540
I'm right handed
407
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:36,540
Mr Howe,may I say its an honor
to be able to do this for you
408
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:40,200
hell I admire you more than
any living...
409
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,390
...Or almost living man
410
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,320
All over some used testicals
411
00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:48,410
Carrew!
412
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,500
The box!
413
00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:55,710
Yes sir,yes sir
414
00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:04,630
Mr Howes wonders why you admire
him so much....
415
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:06,420
....and you're only donating one testical
416
00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:12,160
Damn man,I'd give my left nut for
capitalism,but not both of'em
417
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:18,860
Mr Howes will pay you an additional
fifty thousand dollars for the paradise
418
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,490
No way!
419
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:26,100
He ups his bid to one hundred thousand
for the dangling beauties
420
00:39:26,810 --> 00:39:27,620
Huh-uh
421
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:33,900
Balls!I need balls!
422
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,300
One million dollars!
423
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,850
Would you consider these sir?
they're barely used
424
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,330
Peanuts!
425
00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:47,440
May i suggest...
426
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,200
I'll take the million
427
00:39:50,530 --> 00:39:52,700
You'll like these
428
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,350
Were do I go doc?
429
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:57,470
C'mon..I'll take you to the
organ donor center
430
00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:00,670
Carrew!
431
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,240
Get back here
432
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,510
I...yes
433
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:09,300
My TV camera hasn't picked up
Dr.Jekyll anywhere today
434
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,440
He's ahh resting for the big operation,sir
435
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,470
So he's ready to operate?
436
00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:14,610
Oh,yes
437
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:16,180
Good..
438
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,230
Good
439
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,830
Otherwise...
440
00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:22,570
Hospital blown up..
441
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:24,500
... me in it...
442
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,570
...body in a pit..
443
00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:26,600
I know
444
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,480
I know
445
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,860
Uhh... control
446
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,100
That was easy
447
00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:09,400
No problem
448
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:15,900
How stupid of me
449
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:18,140
What if this had been
flushed out to sea?
450
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:24,440
How selfish of me not to think of
the dolphins and the whales and the pelicans
451
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,200
and...there could be damage by this
how terrible...
452
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,160
Terrible
453
00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:30,350
I'll just weigh it first to see how
much I'm actually throwing out
454
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:32,300
Thats important!
455
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,640
Important scientific data
456
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,740
Official weight...
457
00:42:38,650 --> 00:42:40,100
Alot!
458
00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:45,960
Uh..I'm acting like a two
year old baby!
459
00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:50,440
Why throw it away?
460
00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:53,770
I worked hard to come up
with this stuff
461
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,360
I should save it
462
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,450
For future experiments
463
00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:01,440
For future experiments...
thats it,not all of it
464
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,990
Just a little tiny bit
say... all of it
465
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:11,120
Not that I would take any myself
466
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,410
No... I'll get rid of it!
467
00:43:12,410 --> 00:43:13,780
Who needs it
468
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,260
Not me!
469
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,770
I've got self control
470
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,710
I wonder...
471
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:28,190
...Whos pictures on a dollar bill?
472
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,890
Oh sure!...George Washington!
473
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:34,990
Hi George!
474
00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:36,880
Bye George!
475
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:44,000
Its madness..
476
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:46,520
I have a wonderful women
who loves me...
477
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,690
A good career,respect of my peers
478
00:43:52,350 --> 00:43:54,250
Oh,what the hell..one line
won't hurt
479
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,630
Ooooh,I shouldn't have done it!
480
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:20,210
Easy,easy...
481
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,570
You'll be fine
482
00:44:27,110 --> 00:44:30,110
You were very brave donating
both of your testicals
483
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:34,600
(high pitched voice)Watch it buddy!
484
00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:44,620
Hey buddy,what are you doing
485
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,950
Hey,get the hell out of there
you maniac
486
00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:51,720
Wanna go for a ride?
487
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,460
Cut'em
488
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,200
Hi!
489
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,600
Alright...
490
00:45:08,190 --> 00:45:11,220
Pieces of dueces are wild
491
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,650
Yoooohoooo!
492
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,960
Wheres Ivy?
493
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,480
Oh,...hi!
494
00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,360
Pearl Harbor buddy!
495
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,740
Wheres Ivy?
496
00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:26,180
Out
497
00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:27,200
Where?
498
00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:29,600
Why should we tell you?
499
00:45:31,130 --> 00:45:32,950
(All)Shes at the supermarket!
500
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:48,350
Yeah...smooth
501
00:46:01,850 --> 00:46:03,800
Hey...hey,what are you doing?
502
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,140
Hey...hey let me go!
503
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:16,500
IVY!
504
00:46:19,370 --> 00:46:20,930
Ivy...
505
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,450
Mom?
506
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,200
(dog barking)
507
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,340
Quit playing with other dogs
508
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:22,570
My love!
509
00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:23,750
You shop here?
510
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,960
I'm shopping for you!
511
00:48:26,810 --> 00:48:30,270
We'll make the grapes into
wine my pumpkin,princess
512
00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:32,480
Not here ,what do you think
this is...a Kmart?
513
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,990
Lets go back to your
palace my queen
514
00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:37,290
Where we'll find the
fruits of passion
515
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,540
You pay for the groceries
516
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,120
Yes!
517
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:42,280
I love your hair....
....who does it?
518
00:48:45,910 --> 00:48:47,640
Ten items or less?
519
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,200
(Counting)
520
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:56,390
Eleven?...shit!
521
00:48:56,390 --> 00:48:58,700
Whats the big deal..get in line!
522
00:48:58,710 --> 00:49:00,680
No,no,no,no,no!
523
00:49:00,690 --> 00:49:02,390
Meet me at the other end
524
00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:03,890
Here!
525
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,680
Great van!
526
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,760
I didn't know you
were a surfer!
527
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,140
(mans voice)Thats my feet jack!
528
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,580
Mary!
529
00:50:22,190 --> 00:50:23,220
Mary
530
00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:24,920
Mary
531
00:50:29,970 --> 00:50:32,970
(dogs barking)
532
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:34,520
(whispering)...Mary
533
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,490
Hey!...theres a man on the ledge
he look like he might fall
534
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,740
Is he white?
535
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:41,340
Yeah!
536
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:42,290
Let him!
537
00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:04,810
Mary...
538
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,610
Daniel
539
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,710
Daniel
540
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,930
My bedroom is down here
541
00:51:21,930 --> 00:51:23,960
Whos room is this?
542
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,140
My fathers
543
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:35,160
Why didn't you come sooner
we had a fabulous piece of veal!
544
00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:39,350
Mary ...I'm an unfeeling cad
545
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,570
Oh....its not that bad
546
00:51:42,570 --> 00:51:46,580
I can make us sandwiches
with the crust cut off
547
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:48,230
Or do a pie
548
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:49,660
Mary?
549
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,730
Yes?
550
00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:52,900
Can we go inside?
551
00:51:52,670 --> 00:51:55,170
My bedroom?
552
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,450
Sure!
553
00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:29,410
Oh... Daniel
554
00:52:30,310 --> 00:52:31,810
Mary I need you
555
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:33,510
You do?
556
00:52:33,510 --> 00:52:35,300
I want my woman now!
557
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,380
Oh ....Daniel
558
00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:46,600
Take off youe clothes
559
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,100
(Gulp!)
560
00:53:10,790 --> 00:53:12,750
(Turns on soft music)
561
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:05,730
That was beautiful
562
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:11,800
Daniel
563
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,370
Hmmm?
564
00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:15,280
Didn't we leave something out?
565
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,800
I don't think so
566
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:20,830
SO!
567
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,490
I did here my daughter being
ravished down here
568
00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:26,700
No...you didn't
569
00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:29,770
Jekyll...you're low
...you,re disgusting...
570
00:54:29,770 --> 00:54:36,250
You come here to my house,to the
flower of my most precious possesion
571
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:39,290
But sir,I decided to
preform the operation
572
00:54:39,290 --> 00:54:40,250
You have!
573
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,690
Fuck your brains out kids!
574
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,140
Jekyll:A new day!
575
00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:48,800
A new beginning!
576
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,190
And so dear diary..
577
00:54:54,190 --> 00:54:59,340
I'm becoming a surgeon again and
throwing away this damnable potion
578
00:55:08,150 --> 00:55:09,700
Good morning troops!
579
00:55:09,570 --> 00:55:10,410
At ease!
580
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,670
Not that much!
581
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:19,760
Men...
582
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,950
...We are on the threshold of a
new surgical event...
583
00:55:24,710 --> 00:55:28,620
...today we will preform an operation
of such magnatude...
584
00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:33,620
That I personally will
assist Dr. Jekyll
585
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,180
Thank you..thank you
586
00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:41,990
Of course I could do
the whole thing myself
587
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,880
It ain't like I need the boy..
588
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,980
Quiet!..quit fartin around or else
589
00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:48,660
Wheres Dr. Jekyll?!
590
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,560
Jekyll!
591
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:50,950
Jekyll!
592
00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:56,540
You're on asshole!
593
00:55:58,180 --> 00:55:59,570
We got work to do!
594
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,880
Alright... give me the gas
595
00:56:06,770 --> 00:56:09,700
Lets go Jekyll...
...time is critical
596
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,420
Yes,you,re right...
597
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:13,590
...this is gonna be a
long tough one..
598
00:56:25,630 --> 00:56:26,500
Scalpel!
599
00:56:28,850 --> 00:56:29,820
Um...the sharp thing?
600
00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:30,710
Yes!
601
00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:34,320
Kazongas baby!
602
00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:41,480
Jekyll?
603
00:56:41,890 --> 00:56:42,620
Yes?
604
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,810
Jekyll!
605
00:56:45,810 --> 00:56:46,660
Coming!
606
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,490
Oh my god its happening
without the drug!!
607
00:56:51,490 --> 00:56:53,230
Oh..no..no..no..no
608
00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:55,720
Come on...Jekyll!
609
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,990
What the hell is going on?
610
00:57:00,990 --> 00:57:02,550
Nothing..nothing sir
611
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,560
Are you okay doctor?
612
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,330
I'm fine..I'm fine as wine baby!
613
00:57:07,330 --> 00:57:08,630
Doctor you,re engaged!
614
00:57:09,970 --> 00:57:12,380
Jekyll...whats wrong with your voice
...do you want a sucrets?
615
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:15,130
No..I'm fine
...I,m totally fine
616
00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:22,390
Whoops!
617
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:28,660
Jekyll get a grip..
..a mans lifes at stake
618
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:30,500
Mine!
619
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,530
I'm alright ,sir
620
00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:41,100
Please...let me finish
what I was doing
621
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,790
Before its too late for this patient
622
00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:48,900
Organ tray!
623
00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:51,730
Hurry up...the man is wide open
624
00:57:54,830 --> 00:57:56,820
I don't see an ass on there
625
00:58:01,870 --> 00:58:03,480
Cold cuts!
626
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,730
You folks had lunch yet?
627
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:21,140
Alright...gather up those organs
we,re finishing without Jekyll
628
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,980
Not with these organs,sir
629
00:58:22,990 --> 00:58:26,490
Ewww,I smell malpractice
630
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:39,470
You know what to do doctor
631
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:46,420
Ewww...gross
632
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:49,130
I think you'll be very,very
happy with the results...
633
00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,150
....Mrs. Simpson
634
00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:53,320
It isn't dangerous,is it Dr.Lanely
635
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:53,720
No..no..no..no
636
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,800
With the new technique...
637
00:58:54,810 --> 00:58:58,510
Complications are unheard of
638
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,500
No incision is even needed
639
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,700
With this new procedure...
640
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:08,970
We merely need the precise amount
of collangen behind the soft tissue
641
00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:11,100
For the results we want to achieve
642
00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:13,900
You'll feel a slight pressure..
643
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:14,840
...And your breasts will grow in a jiffy
644
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:17,550
Ready?
645
00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:24,220
See its almost fun,isn't it?
646
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:27,550
Lanely,you gotta help me!
647
00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:28,670
Jekyll...I uh..
648
00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:29,840
Something has gone wrong..
649
00:59:30,770 --> 00:59:31,150
...with my experiments..
650
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,370
..I really fucked up babe!
651
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:34,940
Dr.Jekyll,you're not making sense
652
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,810
I can't explain it all right now
653
00:59:36,810 --> 00:59:37,560
All I can tell you is..
654
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,600
Something unexpected and horrible
is happening to me..
655
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,900
I change into another person
...An animal..
656
00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:45,560
And I can't help it!
657
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:51,950
Mmm...ma...ma...ma..gotta..
658
00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:54,120
Get the antidote..
659
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:57,160
I just,I just left a man in surgery
660
01:00:00,450 --> 01:00:02,350
You've got to help me
get the drugs..
661
01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:05,110
To counteract this immediately!
662
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:07,680
Counteract what?
663
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:08,580
This!
664
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,280
So do I gotta problem...or not?
665
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:27,420
Ha!..you think thats bad..
666
01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:30,170
I only used to where this at home..
667
01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:32,150
...now its at the office too..
668
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:34,460
...And as far as I know there's
no antidote for this!
669
01:00:38,230 --> 01:00:39,890
Oh...God!
670
01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:48,450
Oh...Dr Lanely..
671
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,550
A minor problem Mrs Simpson
I can get them back to normal
672
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,320
Oh no...don't you touch a thing
673
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,660
Oh...my!
674
01:01:00,530 --> 01:01:02,490
Bernies gonna love these!
675
01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:04,350
lets go home
676
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,100
I must get some more!
677
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,700
If that little wimp threw it
all away,I'll kill'em
678
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:56,600
I'll absolutely kill'em
679
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,940
We better get back to the operation
680
01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:03,320
Ah..shut up
681
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:17,390
(Boing)
682
01:02:17,390 --> 01:02:18,830
Owwww!
683
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:21,340
Dr Jekyll?
684
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,170
Yes...I am Dr Jekyll
685
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,580
Telegram for you,sir
686
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,690
Telegram...
687
01:02:29,270 --> 01:02:31,240
...thank you!
688
01:02:31,820 --> 01:02:32,310
(Boing)
689
01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:33,730
Owww!
690
01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:35,870
Bad news?
691
01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:39,400
Help me..help us..
692
01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:44,180
I'm a drug crazed beast with
a giant erection..
693
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:47,300
That won't go away no matter
how many times I do it..
694
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:50,420
You're a nurse...what
can you give me for it?
695
01:02:57,790 --> 01:03:01,000
I can give you sixty dollars
and my wedding ring
696
01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:02,560
Bus fair!
697
01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:05,460
I need big money for drugs
698
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,460
Congradulations..
699
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:10,900
You have won the five hundred thousand
dollar prize of medicine..
700
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:13,970
Award ceremony to be held
in London...
701
01:03:15,340 --> 01:03:17,360
I did it!
702
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:19,830
This'll buy Ivy!
703
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,260
Operater:Remember..You can
save time by looking up the number..
704
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:30,780
You give me the number for
Ivy Venus bitch or...
705
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:33,700
I'll crawl through these wires
and eat your tonsils
706
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,950
Alright...alright I'm looking!
707
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:36,950
Sorry..I'm alittle edgy
708
01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:39,990
Its 555-9843
709
01:03:42,970 --> 01:03:44,400
I could sell my house
710
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:48,300
Hi..is this godamn thing on?
711
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:53,720
Oh yeah I anyway I'm at funland
leave a message...Hey stop..shit
712
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:57,670
A very together young lady
713
01:03:59,110 --> 01:04:00,200
Take me with you...
714
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,800
Use me...use me..
...I'm trash!
715
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,320
Hi dollface!
716
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,630
Rape...rape!
717
01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:24,810
Later...if I have time!
718
01:04:25,270 --> 01:04:27,430
Don't touch me,you dirty hippie
719
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,410
Wheres my mace
720
01:04:50,830 --> 01:04:52,790
(makes ambulance sounds)
721
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,890
Ooop,better pull over
its an ambulance
722
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:15,900
Just one more game!
723
01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,780
(Pac-man starts)
724
01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:52,280
Hi..sweetlips!
725
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:53,390
What are you doing here?
726
01:05:53,390 --> 01:05:55,540
Read this telegram!
727
01:05:58,270 --> 01:06:00,950
What are you doing with this...
you got nothing to do with that guy
728
01:06:00,950 --> 01:06:02,190
I happen to know him
729
01:06:02,190 --> 01:06:03,800
Really!
730
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,920
Uh-huh,Dr Daniel Jekyll..
731
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,350
Real nice guy...he helped
me out of a tight spot once
732
01:06:07,350 --> 01:06:09,480
You like that little wimp,huh?
733
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,210
Who are you to be putting him down
you're not even fit to shine his shoes
734
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,530
Yeah...
735
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,830
I have shined his shoes...
these are his shoes!
736
01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:21,670
And his shirt and his pants
737
01:06:21,670 --> 01:06:23,800
You stole his clothes?
738
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,900
Look closely..my dear
739
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,590
Look closely..
740
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,100
What do you see?
741
01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:36,240
A freaked out junkie
742
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:38,260
Damn
743
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:39,720
I am the doctor!
744
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,760
You need a doctor
745
01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:46,620
Remember...these...
746
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,300
Where did you get those!
747
01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:52,530
Don't forget the ten bucks
I loaned you!
748
01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:53,940
It wasn't you!
749
01:06:54,570 --> 01:06:56,600
I'll explain on our way to London
750
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,230
I'm not going anywhere with you!
751
01:06:59,230 --> 01:07:02,370
Shut up!
752
01:07:02,370 --> 01:07:03,630
Game:..Bite it!
753
01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:16,310
You're coming with me
754
01:07:25,510 --> 01:07:26,750
Leave me alone!
755
01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:54,120
chick-en dames!
756
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,180
Nobody treats Ivy Venus that way..
757
01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:12,340
Come on teddy bear...
...we'll show him
758
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:10,930
The only way to fly!
759
01:09:16,770 --> 01:09:17,970
I'm gonna kill him...
760
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,440
Give me a one way ticket to London
761
01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:54,880
Excuse me sir..do you
have anything to declare?
762
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,790
Man has not evolved as ancient
scribes has formed him
763
01:09:58,790 --> 01:09:59,700
Thank you,sir
764
01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:11,650
Now this evenings chairman..
765
01:10:11,650 --> 01:10:14,110
...Lord Alfred Dreck
766
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,540
Ladies and gentlmen...
767
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:24,500
...The Queen
768
01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:39,430
To Dr.Tellin and Joesph Schnieder..
769
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:40,740
...Of Israel...
770
01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:43,280
Who will be developing a gas..
771
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,920
That will totally eradicate human lives...
772
01:10:45,930 --> 01:10:48,740
While leaving vegetation undisturbed
773
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,700
It gives me great pleasure to..
774
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:56,300
...present the five hundred dollar
prize for ecology..
775
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:57,280
Joesph?
776
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,200
Thank you,your majesty
777
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,480
Tonight...we are ten feet tall..
778
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,330
Daniel will be here...I know it
779
01:11:18,350 --> 01:11:20,300
I wouldn't count on it,honey..
780
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:21,500
The last time I saw him..
he was a different man
781
01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:26,600
He burst in.. pushed me around
...he was covered in hair..
782
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:27,910
It was very sexy
783
01:11:29,150 --> 01:11:30,530
Daniel...sexy?
784
01:11:30,530 --> 01:11:31,620
Yes..
785
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,450
By the way..have I told you
how lovely you look tonight?
786
01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:35,840
No...
787
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,700
Thats only because I hate women
788
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:39,670
Thank you
789
01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:42,620
Ldies and gentlemen..
...we thank you!
790
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:54,580
The five hundred thousand dollar
prize for medicine this year...
791
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:57,740
Is awarded to Dr Daniel Jekyll...
792
01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:59,440
Of the U.S.A.
793
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:05,830
For harnessing mans animal
instincts used for survival..
794
01:12:05,830 --> 01:12:08,810
Accepting on behalf of Dr Jekyll...
795
01:12:08,810 --> 01:12:13,310
Is former oscar winner.. Mr George Shakiry
796
01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:22,630
I know...
797
01:12:22,630 --> 01:12:24,780
My good friend...Dr Jekyll...
798
01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:26,350
Would like you people to know..
799
01:12:26,350 --> 01:12:31,340
This vial of powder...
his last chase of work...
800
01:12:31,340 --> 01:12:33,500
Which was found in his lab...
801
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:38,800
Will be donated to the pulitzer lab
for further study
802
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,150
My ass it will!
803
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,310
Thats Jekyll
804
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,860
Oh no..that can't be my Daniel..
805
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:13,440
Ladies and gentleman...The lovely
George Shakiry..take a bow George
806
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:15,360
Beautiful..beautiful human being
807
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,400
Beautiful..beautiful human being..
808
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,940
Well its great to be back in
jolly old England...
809
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,190
Land of royalty..
810
01:13:25,190 --> 01:13:28,870
Bad manners and bad tea!
811
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:30,630
How about these arabs,huh?
812
01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:33,920
I passed this fancy hotel on
my way here tonight...
813
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,130
The doormans parking a camel
814
01:13:38,390 --> 01:13:39,370
The band they love me...
815
01:13:40,340 --> 01:13:41,960
And I love the band..they're great
816
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:47,120
Five minutes more..
817
01:13:53,810 --> 01:13:58,200
Ladies and gentleman..you got to excuse me..
you must be sitting there thinking..
818
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,900
What a disquise
819
01:14:00,490 --> 01:14:01,200
Cute!
820
01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:04,900
Its funny
821
01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:07,800
But...
822
01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:10,400
Wheres Jekyll...
823
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,910
Jekylls not gonna make it..
...he took a powder..
824
01:14:21,770 --> 01:14:25,210
Up my nose..Maybe you can see him
no..no..no..I'm kidding
825
01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:27,800
Because we are very close
826
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:29,833
Ahh..In fact he sent me here tonight...
827
01:14:29,834 --> 01:14:32,726
Being the detecated guy he was..
828
01:14:32,727 --> 01:14:35,132
He knew he was gonna succumb
to the uhh...
829
01:14:35,133 --> 01:14:38,286
Experiments..He laid dying..
830
01:14:38,287 --> 01:14:41,239
He prepared this deeply...
831
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,430
Involved message
832
01:14:43,233 --> 01:14:44,591
That he wanted delivered
833
01:14:51,276 --> 01:14:53,845
There was a young lady
from Glasco who...
834
01:14:53,846 --> 01:14:55,585
Who liked to be touched on the...
835
01:14:56,942 --> 01:14:58,287
Just kidding...just kidding!
836
01:14:58,288 --> 01:15:01,619
You've been swell...
you've been a great house
837
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:05,552
And now we'll go to the musical
portion of our show...
838
01:15:05,553 --> 01:15:07,265
Hit it sound!
839
01:15:07,526 --> 01:15:10,902
Ah one, ah two,
ah one ,two,three,four!
840
01:17:38,872 --> 01:17:40,849
You can't go in there,its formal
841
01:17:46,415 --> 01:17:48,860
Not dressed like that you,re not
842
01:17:49,569 --> 01:17:50,364
Hey!
843
01:18:03,685 --> 01:18:04,290
Stop him!
844
01:18:36,804 --> 01:18:37,918
Thank you!
845
01:19:26,817 --> 01:19:28,631
Stop in the name of the police
846
01:19:38,794 --> 01:19:41,840
Get out of there maggot..
...he's mine!
847
01:19:41,850 --> 01:19:42,100
Bitch!
848
01:19:47,402 --> 01:19:48,467
Follow me!
849
01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:21,405
Ivy....
850
01:20:44,178 --> 01:20:45,403
Yooohooo...
851
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:11,352
I had to do it!
852
01:21:11,353 --> 01:21:13,876
You did right my child
853
01:21:16,349 --> 01:21:17,321
Look!
854
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,293
My God!
855
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:21,875
Ivy:Whats happening?
856
01:21:30,405 --> 01:21:32,182
Mary:Oh my god!
857
01:21:32,386 --> 01:21:34,120
It is Daniel!
858
01:21:34,410 --> 01:21:36,330
Then Hyde didn't lie to me
859
01:21:41,844 --> 01:21:42,785
You know him?
860
01:21:43,306 --> 01:21:47,177
Know him...this man ravished
me day and night
861
01:21:47,178 --> 01:21:49,931
All he thought about was
sex...sex...sex...
862
01:21:49,932 --> 01:21:54,140
He wasn't satisfied to orgasm
at least twenty times
863
01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:55,980
You're kidding
864
01:21:56,319 --> 01:21:57,271
I wish
865
01:21:57,957 --> 01:22:00,294
My Daniel does nothing like that!
866
01:22:00,295 --> 01:22:05,139
Hes satisfied with stroking my
hair and eating in cool resturants
867
01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:07,759
He never even thinks about having sex
868
01:22:08,243 --> 01:22:09,345
Oh...how sweet!
869
01:22:09,530 --> 01:22:10,748
Jekll:Where am I?!
870
01:22:11,692 --> 01:22:12,550
What happened!
871
01:22:12,551 --> 01:22:13,575
Where am I
872
01:22:13,576 --> 01:22:14,464
I'm here for you Daniel
873
01:22:14,465 --> 01:22:15,890
I'm here for you Hyde
874
01:22:17,337 --> 01:22:18,308
Look...
875
01:22:19,593 --> 01:22:20,964
I don't know who you are...
876
01:22:20,965 --> 01:22:25,139
This is Dr Jekyll...
...my fiance'
877
01:22:25,503 --> 01:22:28,277
I'm Ivy and this is my lover
878
01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:29,939
Wait....
879
01:22:30,923 --> 01:22:31,722
Girls...
880
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:36,710
I can't be either of yours
881
01:22:36,765 --> 01:22:38,578
These terrible experiments...
882
01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:42,632
Have made me realize that I
am split into two personalitys...
883
01:22:42,633 --> 01:22:44,950
Well isn't everybody?
884
01:22:45,213 --> 01:22:47,860
I can't reconcile the two
885
01:22:48,315 --> 01:22:51,135
One is good, kind,gentle
886
01:22:51,136 --> 01:22:53,970
Uptight afraid of sex...
887
01:22:53,971 --> 01:22:54,981
Mine!
888
01:22:54,982 --> 01:22:55,940
The Other is..
889
01:22:56,949 --> 01:23:01,977
Rough,evil,sex starved,animalistic
890
01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:03,181
Mine!
891
01:23:08,249 --> 01:23:10,518
We could probably work this out
892
01:23:10,639 --> 01:23:11,777
Couldn't we?
893
01:23:12,423 --> 01:23:14,239
I think so...
894
01:23:14,794 --> 01:23:16,337
I don't think you understa....
895
01:23:16,338 --> 01:23:17,236
Shhh...
896
01:23:17,237 --> 01:23:19,401
We saw what you're thinking,darling
897
01:23:19,402 --> 01:23:21,306
Girls I umm..
898
01:23:24,301 --> 01:23:26,995
Would you like to come
up to the palace..
899
01:23:26,996 --> 01:23:29,765
And see the royal sceptor
900
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:35,240
Your Majesty
901
01:23:36,805 --> 01:23:38,886
Ivy:Hey,maybe we can get a
little place together
902
01:23:38,887 --> 01:23:40,870
Mary:I'd like that!
903
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:41,830
Mary :I'd take care of him
in the morning...
904
01:23:41,831 --> 01:23:43,853
Ivy:and I'll take care
of him in the afternoon...
905
01:23:43,854 --> 01:23:46,820
Mary:and we both take care
of him at night!
906
01:23:46,536 --> 01:23:48,380
Babe!
907
01:24:18,377 --> 01:24:22,816
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