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Sieg Heil, Mondjugendunterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Since Mondführer's 65th birthday,
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the appropriate salute
has been Heil Kortzfleisch!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
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when we return to those who need our help.
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Attention! The National Anthem.
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What is that, Mr. Adler?
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A spy from the Earth.
I captured him myself.
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He seems to be the leader
of the shock troops.
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Mr. Adler, is this a joke?
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I'll be damned!
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You understand English, don't you?
What did he say?
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My sweetheart.
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Mr. Adler.
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Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler?
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What's for lunch today?
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- Sauerkraut.
- Again! Please say that's not true.
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Führer eats Sauerkraut
three times a week as well?
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Capture him!
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No! Capture him!
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Don't shoot!
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The fugitive is a male negro
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unarmed, but possibly angry.
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What does he look like?
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Where does he come from?
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What is he wearing?
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How do I look?
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Like they say in English...
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Klaus! Don't shoot.
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We need him for tests...
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- Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory.
- By your command!
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Dumb negro.
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- He talks nonsense.
- It might be a dialect.
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Probable reason is the skin colour.
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Right. His brain structure is different
from us Aryans.
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Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.
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No. I need to know why he's here.
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You have 24 hours, Doctor.
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Otherwise I have to rely on an ancient,
infallible technique.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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- Mr. Adler.
- Call me Klaus. May I?
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Of course.
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I've come to discuss our legal union.
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- Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.
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I received confirmation
from the Department of Racial Purity.
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Our genetic match is 97%.
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How romantic.
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Science demands us to unite physically.
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It's our destiny
to produce perfect offspring for the people.
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What about my scientific research?
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One day, Renate...
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All this will be ours.
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But first, I must conquer the Earth.
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Wolfgang, the old fart, stands in my way.
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In the way of final victory.
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The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.
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Your place is by my side.
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I feel honoured.
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Renate.
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Let's exercise goose step together.
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Let me nest in your eagle's nest.
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The flag on high!
Eyes tightly closed!
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Mr. Adler... Klaus...
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Here.
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This is what you should research.
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I made a dog-ear on page 65.
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Thank you.
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Nazi Intercourse Handbook
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Gentlemen!
Battleship Götterdämmerung.
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Our miracle weapon
that has been under development for 40 years.
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The dream of our beloved Führer.
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But unfortunately only a dream, until now.
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Please, Doctor.
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Watch this!
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This tiny device
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has over a thousand times more computing
power than our biggest computers together.
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I engineered this cable
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to connect this machine
with our main computer.
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I call this Universal Systematic Binding,
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USB for short.
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This will lift it into the air.
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Finally, the Götterdämmerung will fly!
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Yes.
- Yes.
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Yes.
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You saw it!
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You saw it with your own eyes!
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Mein Führer, please,
let me return to the Earth.
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Let me get more of these devices.
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No one has ever returned.
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I will return.
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We don't have a choice
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if we want to prevent
an invasion from the Earth.
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Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler.
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Looks good.
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This will solve our little problem.
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I'm coming.
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Looks very good!
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And now we just...
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Why don't you take me with you?
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Don't worry, darling.
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After I've completed my mission,
I'll come back to you.
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That's not what I mean.
I'm an earthologist!
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I know everything about it.
You need me.
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You sweet little thing,
where do you get all those crazy ideas?
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Books, mostly...
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And some films.
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I shall return triumphant!
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Heil Kortzfleisch!
Get it through your skull.
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Of course, mein Führer.
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We have one more ace up our sleeve.
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Show him what we have.
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Voile, gentlemen!
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Doctor.
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Watch closely.
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Stand up, you fool.
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Oberführer Adler, I hope you've discussed
my return to the Earth.
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Something along those lines.
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The Reich trusts you.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Take care of your daughter for me.
- Yes.
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See you in Valhalla.
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Renate! What are you doing here?
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This is not the place for the mother
of the children of the future Führer.
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And definitely not the place for a woman.
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My place is by my man.
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Get us a vehicle.
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A Volkswagen bus.
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- Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.
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Thank you.
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It's time.
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Yes, today we have a surprise
for you, Adler.
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Good evening, boys.
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The name's not Hitler!
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Do it, Moon Corporal.
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And you want to eliminate the Mondführer?
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Do you know the penalty for high treason?
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This is flagship Siegfried speaking.
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We've reached the orbit
and we're ready for the Valkyries to start.
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Battleship Heinrich ready for attack.
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Battleship Biterolf ready for attack.
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The fleet is ready, mein fuhrer.
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Excellent.
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Tell them to wait for my return.
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We shall then begin the Meteorblitzkrieg.
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We'll wipe all these sub-humans...
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off the face of the Earth.
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Oh Well.
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A blessing in disguise.
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01:03:54,248 --> 01:03:58,210
Now I can kill all the enemies of the Reich
in one stroke.
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Farewell, puppet Führer.
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They develop like ordinary women.
But look.
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No hair here, nor here.
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01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,268
Like little girls.
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01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:23,981
And when they do have hair,
it looks like...
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01:06:25,232 --> 01:06:27,818
The moustache of our great Führer.
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01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,739
The pictures kind of turn me on.
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Mr. Adler.
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01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:49,715
Where's the Führer?
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The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.
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That's me, in case you're wondering.
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- Sieg Heil!
- This way.
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From now on, of course, it's Heil Adler.
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Time is the sin.
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I'll see you in Valhalla.
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At 5:45, we'll start firing back.
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Every bomb
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will be retaliated.
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The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
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Heroes of the First Fleet,
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continue your attack to the last man -
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and remember,
you're fighting for the Reich!
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01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,049
Where the hell did they come from?
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Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the fuhrer.
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The Fatherland is calling its children!
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This device will complete
the biggest war machine of all times.
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The Götterdämmerung will fly!
- Heil Adler!
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Attention!
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As you were.
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01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:10,843
Well?
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The Earth fleet will be within firing range
in 20 minutes.
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- Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
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01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:45,808
Move!
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01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:56,026
Who dares disturb me?
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Doctor Richter!
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01:25:58,487 --> 01:25:59,613
How much time do you need?
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The Götterdämmerung will fly.
It will be ready for the final victory.
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01:26:05,536 --> 01:26:08,164
Cut the crap. How long?
193
01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:12,084
Let's say three months,
give or take a little.
194
01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:14,170
You have three minutes.
195
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:21,010
He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
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Start the helium-3 engines.
197
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Now!
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Start the engines.
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Load the cannons.
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Shit!
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Are the cannons ready to fire?
- They are.
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01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:44,987
But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.
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We can't shoot.
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Full moon was yesterday.
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Let's make a brand new horizon.
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Fire at Will.
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Reactivate the systems.
Weapons NCO.
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We'll see...
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01:30:33,846 --> 01:30:37,266
The projectiles of the Götterdämmerung
are made out of metallic hydrogen.
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Its aggregate state can only be reached
under immense pressure.
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NATIONAL ANTHEM
for motivation break glass
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The impact can be quite diverse.
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It's no time to sing now!
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01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:15,512
It's a false alarm!
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01:31:21,393 --> 01:31:23,145
Are you all imbeciles?
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01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,440
Go and see what's going on!
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01:31:26,565 --> 01:31:28,066
On the double!
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01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:52,841
Renate...
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01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:55,928
I won't let you do it.
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What will you do?
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Shoot me?
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Good girl...
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Renate Richter, my bride-to-be.
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01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:28,710
You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.
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A future world full of Aryan children.
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Our Aryan children!
227
01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:42,766
But you betrayed me,
and for that you shall pay.
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Your beauty shall adorn Odin's table.
- Klaus!
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Wait! Let me say something.
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01:32:49,648 --> 01:32:50,732
Now?
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I'm a bit busy.
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01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:55,320
I've always respected you.
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As Führer, and as a man.
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01:33:01,702 --> 01:33:02,911
I've even loved you.
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01:33:04,997 --> 01:33:08,000
I belong to you. To you.
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Cute little speech.
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01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:15,215
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.
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01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:17,175
I understand.
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01:33:17,301 --> 01:33:18,302
I hail you.
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My Klaus.
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Sieg Heil, mein Führer!
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01:39:04,981 --> 01:39:09,527
Please don't, never again!
Please stop.
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01:39:23,833 --> 01:39:25,627
What was the Earth like?
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Different.
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When can we go there?
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Soon. Soon...
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But how?
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In peace.
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The End
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