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The Supreme Court sided
with the plaintiffs,

led by Annalise Keating.

Michaela, please tell me you didn't.

This wasn't a mistake,
Michaela!

This was you stabbing me
in the heart!

We all lie.

I didn't drop out.
I failed out.

Can we just bury
the hatchet, be friends?

Connor and I have some news
we want to share.

We're getting married
with a wedding!

- Did you hurt your mother?
- She's dead to me, as are you.

Jorge Castillo, I have
a warrant for your arrest.

My immunity deal?
You're listed as Jane Doe
in all the paperwork,

so go to work,
keep your nose down.

I took care of Simon.

A felony gun charge
equals deportation,

so I made an anonymous tip
to ICE.

Denver was keeping files
on all of you.

Where are they?

I destroyed them
already.

Gabriel Maddox.

Looks like the good times
didn't last too long.

Her kid's here.

I'ma make sure this a night
you won't forget

And when I saw that ass walk
past, almost spilled my drink

And the music's on blast,
so I can't even think

We should take another shot,
then let's take it to my spot

Bet your clothes gonna be off
before you blink

I just wanna see you speed
it up and slow it down now

I swear that ass is royalty,
I'm 'bout to bow down

All these girlies, they be
pumping up my sound now

So, baby,
turn it up and crank it

I just wanna see you
shake it, shake

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, yeah

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, unh

Go ahead,
shake what your mama gave you

Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, yeah

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, unh

Go ahead,
shake what your mama gave you

Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, yeah

Shake it, shake it, shake it

Why do you look like
someone just died?

Go ahead,
shake what your mama gave you

Girl, let me see you
on your worst behavior

Frank,
open your damn mouth.

Let's hear it one more
time for Connor and Oliver!

Just 10 more minutes
before we cut the cake...

Shake it, shake it,
shake it, yeah

And I thought Christopher's
diapers smelled bad.

She'll weed out
the duds.

Unless we're the duds.

Speak for yourself,
Waitlist.

Never call me that
again.

Are you trying to limit
my freedom of speech?

This is
Advanced Trial Skills?

If you have to ask,
you should just leave now.

And to think
they wouldn't even let me

step foot on this campus
a few months ago.

Despite what you think,

this is not
an Advanced Trial Skills class.

In fact,
this is not a class at all.

This is a sacrifice.

From this point on,

you will have no time
for friends or family.

Instead, you'll wake up

hating yourself
for choosing this life.

But you'll get up anyway,
killing yourself to win cases,

only to lose and watch
innocent people go to jail,

and then you'll drink
to make yourself feel better.

Or take pills.

Or fantasize
about going to sleep...

forever.

That's the life
you're choosing.

Brutal, mean, depressing,
ruthless.

But that's what it costs
to change the world.

So, who wants in?

Mr. Chase, stand up.

What are you
passionate about?

Oh. Uh,
I've been pretty obsessed

with Prince lately,
but the early years...

I mean your legal passion,
that one issue

you would take
to the Supreme Court.

Um...
Get out.
We have 24 seats to fill.

Let's start
culling the herd.

But I signed up
for this class.

I don't care
if you follow the rules.

I care if you can kick ass
in the courtroom.

Are you quick
on your feet?

Can you move mountains
with your words?

That's not you.

And don't tell me that there
are any 1 or 2Ls in this class.

I applaud your nerve,
but you will not survive.

Try again next year.

Everyone else, you have
30 seconds to convince me

that you care about something
other than yourselves.

Who wants to start?

Schools are the basis
for a quality education,

but there is no
constitutional law

that requires children
to receive this education.

The Equal Protection Clause
forces business owners

to provide services

that contradict
their religious beliefs.

Poverty is at the root
of all human suffering.

I would force
the Treasury Department

to provide
a universal basic income

for all citizens
of this country.

We need to appeal
every loitering

and trespass conviction
in the country.

We need to bring a Title VII
workplace discrimination case

before the Supreme Court
and redefine gender.

These minor violations
serve as a pretext

to lock up
thousands of black men

for doing nothing more
than standing on a sidewalk.

We can no longer ignore
the need for gun safety

just because the gun lobby

has bastardized
the Second Amendment.

We need to tear down
and overhaul immigration

by filing
a civil rights complaint

on behalf
of every undocumented person.

Congress's failure
to adequately tax the wealth

is an attack on the poor.

This especially applies
to LGBTQ people

who will be persecuted
or even killed

if they're sent back
to their country of birth.

But the law is on our side.

- The D.C. v. Heller...
- 1983, the Civil Rights Act...

- Standard of living...
- As such, hampering children

who cannot
intelligently participate

in a democratic society.

Go stand to the left.

It's the only way to ensure
economic justice for everyone.

Left.

Thereby violating
religious freedom.
Left.

We must use it now
to achieve women's equality.
Right.

To help us make
a more just society.
Left.

Basic human rights.
Left.

Right. Left. Right.
Right. Right. Left.

I'd file suit against Mississippi

arguing that every prison
in the state

is de facto
cruel and unusual.

A suit
on behalf of prisoners

sounds like you're cribbing
from my class action.

No, I-I'm arguing
you didn't go far enough.

I'd lose my Mississippi case,
but that's the point.

The 5th Circuit
will say

that prisoners deserve
only to be kept alive.

As the appeals go on,
my lead plaintiff will die...

sad, yes,
but the publicity

will make SCOTUS
take the case

and the 5th Circuit
will have to eat their words.

I'd sue other states until
every prison in the country
is under investigation

and we're forced to abolish
our prison system

on a national scale.

Left.

Congratulations,
right side.

None of you have to suffer
my humiliations this semester.

You're cut.

Everyone else from Round 2,

tomorrow, you have to argue

the opposing side
of your passion.

You exposed your bleeding heart.
Now cut it out of your chest.

What the hell
are you doing here?

We wanted to visit Mom
on her first day back.

Well, as long as
you're not here to see me.

But you... you can visit me
whenever you like.

I actually do
want to talk to you.

Oh, my God!
Christopher!

He was bugging me
to see his ma.

Oh. You want to go to law school now, too?
Give me a hit of that sweet little baby head.

- Yes!
- I missed you, too! - Aww!

- Aww!
- Hey, did you take a job yet?

Yeah, Bonnie said you were
interviewing at a bunch of firms.

- We're not doing this anymore.
- Having a conversation?

Making other students think
that I'm playing favorites.

Boundaries.
That's the word for the year.

Sounds good to me.

Annalise.

Don't worry.
She's not always that cranky.

You're back on good terms with
President Hargrove, right?

I'm not making a call
for you, Frank.

You got Walsh in
off the waitlist.
I did not.

And why are you so dead-set
on coming here anyway?

Can't a guy
want better for himself?

No, you want better
for Laurel and that boy.

That's not it.
You want to be a better man?

Then stop hating who you are
and be a better Frank.

Professor Keating!
Gabriel Maddox.

The abolitionist,
I remember.

I'll take that
as a good sign.

Don't.
Right.

Well, I just wanted
to let you know you're
actually the reason

I transferred
to Middleton.

You think that's the first time
I've heard that from a student?

No, but I bet I'm the only one
telling the truth.

Save the sucking up for class,
Mr. Maddox.

Trust me,
I won't have to.

You're not
taking this job.

You're the one
who recommended me.

That was the new
managing partner's idea.

He's here
to clean up the Jorge mess,

which is why I can't have you
working anywhere near me.

I'm here. Do you want me
to hide in a plant?

Ms. Keating.
Emmett Crawford.

I thought
you'd be taller.

That's what
a Supreme Court win can do.

Tegan, could you show us
to the conference room?

I'm still finding my way
around the place.

New in town?

From our
London branch.

You an Anglophile,
by any chance?

No.

Then we'll get along
great.

We're prepared to offer you
lead counsel

on any
of our criminal trials,

and we're also anticipating
two SCOTUS cases.

Partnership?

Contingent
on a board meeting.

Base salary?

Hmm. You must not
think much of me.

Hmm?
I've been offered
double that amount.

I find that
hard to believe.
Call to check.

I've got offers
from Lindstrom,

Shawesh Group,
Summers & Powers...

Summers & Powers
is ranked the number-one firm

in Pennsylvania
criminal cases.

Clearly, we could help
repair any hits your
reputation's taken.

By "hits," do you mean
my over 300 career victories,

my 20 years
of trial experience,

or the unwinnable
Supreme Court case I just won?

If I'm not mistaken,
Governor Birkhead

is finding ways to
sidestep that win right now...

My point is I'll leave
unless my salary matches

what the two of you
pull in.

Say we add a hundred
to the base.

Would that make the offer
more attractive?

It's not your offer
I'm concerned about.

It's your resources.

The only way I can continue
the good work of my class action

is with means.
We have money.

Can you set aside
the seven figures

I'll need to retry
my class action cases?

We'll take the billable-hour
requirements off the table.

Don't want you to be hindered
by any restrictions.

I'm just not sure about the idea
of a smaller firm.

The only thing small
around here

is the amount of mansplaining
we deal with each day.

I'll need to
hire my own team.

We can make that work.
The other firms said

they'd lose
the billable-hours requirement.

We just want you
working on the cases

that you're
passionate about.

I'll need
complete independence...

no supervisor.

No staff meetings.

No backseat driving.

You're great
because you're you, Annalise.

The last thing we'd want
is to micromanage you.

Give me a few days
and I'll think about it.

Let me think about it.

I'll think about it.

Take time
to think about it.

I don't need to.
It's not a good fit.

We just said yes
to every one of your
asks, Ms. Keating...

Well, that's because
you're basically desperate.

I mean,
one of your biggest clients

just went to federal prison

because of
your firm's ineptitude.

No, we fired
Jorge Castillo

as soon as we discovered
his criminal behavior.

No, that's because
the FBI caught him.

Now you're
hemorrhaging clients,

so you scurried over
from London to beg me

to take the job
so you can stop the blood flow.

- You're wrong.
- Mnh-mnh.

That never happens.

Es la hora de la siesta,
precioso.

I need your help.
Shh.

I'm about to text Marcus, and
we haven't talked since D.C.,

and I want to sound
casual and breezy.

So, exactly how
you don't sound right now?

Just read it.

"Hi, Marcus.
I took the summer off

to 'date myself,'

but I am now ready to
explore other options --"

Absolutely not.

We...
Not flirty enough?

We're 3Ls.
No more guy drama.

But what if Marcus
is the one?

Well, then call him
and have an actual conversation.

Just no more
subjecting my son to this.

Universal basic income

is an illegal
redistribution of wealth

prohibited by the Takings Clause
in the Fifth Amendment.

I'm bored already.
No wonder you failed out.

And then busted my ass
all summer to get back in.

No, you got back in 'cause
Annalise called in a favor.

Did she tell you that?

I've already said
too much.

I just changed him.

Nah, that's his
"I want my binky" cry.

I got it.

I hate your manny.

My son loves him.

And you? Do you love him?
No.

Mm. But you're having sex
again, right?

'Cause otherwise,
why is he so happy to
be changing diapers?

Because he loves
Christopher.

- And the sex.
- Ah, there we go.

Michaela!

Was that a secret?
Yes!

Why? 'Cause you're using him
and you feel guilty about it?

I'm not using him. He just likes
taking care of the baby.

'Cause he likes you,
dummy.

Hey.

Nate dawg.
My man.

You looking for me?

For her.
Talk work.
Mm.

Just like I assume
the two of you were doing.

Ha, funny.

And yes, I was actually just
asking Summertop here

for some help.

Summertop's a...

Play on Winterbottom.

I get it.
Anyway, I, uh,
have to give a speech

to the judges' panel
on why I should stay on

as interim D.A.,

and I was looking
for some feedback.

I will get you these notes tomorrow.

Okay.

Nate.

Walls are made of glass.

We're friends.

Who hook up?
No.

But you want to.

I'm playing him.

If Denver shared the files
he had on us with anyone,

it would be Miller.

Annalise know about
this plan of yours?

No, and you can't tell her,
either.

I've barely seen her
since my dad's case.

Are you sad about that?
Shut up.

I swear she's a witch.

Of course I'd love to open Keating
and Winterbottom right now,

but we need money in order to
retry the class action cases,

and I've got these firms
by their big, rich balls.

Right now, I'm leaning towards
Natalia's firm

because it's all women,
no drama.

But the best part is,
I get to bring my own team.

Frank, too?

Well,
we'll figure it out.

But the point is,
it'll be you and me

defending the poor,
taking on the man.

Only, this time,
with good healthcare.

Why not?
It's not smart.

'Cause of us?
No.

It's just, I think one of us
needs to stay worried.

Denver is dead.

God rest his soul,
but his dying was good for us.

Not if he showed anyone
those files.

Bonnie.
I love you for worrying,

but we can't waste
another minute being scared.

We have to live again,
or at least try.

And I'm saying that...

I want to do that
with you.

- I'm sorry.
- Why?

- I'm protecting us.
- That's my job.

Now it's mine.

Let me do this.

We're not telling her.

Just give me some time to figure
out why the kid's here first.

I'll make sure he doesn't
get too close in the meantime.

Good answer.

Ciao, bellas!

Your delivery has arrived-a.

- Thank God. I'm starving.
- I'll Venmo you later.

Actually, I kind of
need the money now.

Uh, I already paid you.
Where's my salad?

- It got deported.
- Oliver, where'd this come from?

There's no return address.

It was at the front door
when I walked in.

Are you sure
you should open it?

It's fine.

What is it?

It's a baptism gown.

My baptism gown.

My mother was saving it
for when I had my own baby.

- So, that's from her?
- Of course.

Not your brother,
the maid who raised you?

It's from her.

Well, that means you didn't
kill her, then, so I guess...

great news all around.

This still a good time?

Yeah.
Okay.

Your father
needs to sign here and here.

Then I can file the paperwork
for the appeal.

How's he doing?

You know...
got his bad days.

But just knowing he can get
a retrial will cheer him up.

When's
this paperwork due?

A few weeks.

You said you needed to
drop these off tonight.

Bonnie thing
bugging you?
Hmm?

That she's not
leaving the D.A. for you.

Oh, God.
I hate that you two are friends.

Look,
don't be mad at her.

- Too late.
- You fired her.

That's the only reason
she's at the D.A.'s
in the first pl...

You don't know everything
that I've sacrificed for her.

Like what?

You know what?

I'm not mad.
I'm hurt.

And I was your friend first,
so...

You hungry?

Order some Chinese.

I'm confused.

You don't know who
ordered this test originally?

I might.
Then tell me.

It's better
if you don't know.
Nate.

I might be making stuff up,
so just run a test

and see if
the DNA on this cup

matches the DNA in the report
in any way.

I hope you know
this means I'm finally gonna

take you up
on that drink.

About time
you said yes.

Privacy rights are the
foundation of our country,

and one of the most
private choices we can make

is the way
we educate our children,

as stated
in Wisconsin v. Yoder.

What if a parent wants to
give their kids no education?

The parent
has the right to choose,

as stated in the Constitu...

The Constitution
doesn't say anything

about parents' rights.
Let me finish...

You think the Justices
let me finish my sentence?

Loitering statutes actually
benefit minority communities

by preventing behaviors proven
to lead to violent crimes.

You're talking
pretextual stops?

Precisely,
which were found legal

by the unanimous
1996 SCOTUS decision

in Whren v. U.S....

Protecting oneself
with a firearm

is a constitutionally protected
right for a reason.

Due process is a right
reserved for American citizens,

not illegal aliens.
You mean
undocumented immigrants.

No, they're illegal,

pursuant to Section 1325
of the U.S. Code Title 8...

It's wrong to assume
freedom of religion is absolute,

especially when it impedes

the public trade
in goods and services...

Once the government
begins regulating

what every child learns,

what stops them from
deciding what books they read?

Just because
you're underprivileged

doesn't mean
you don't know the difference

between right and wrong.

Right to bear arms

loses all meaning if
the government can tell people

when and how
they can use their guns.

So you can regulate dairy
products for public safety,

but not
semiautomatic weapons?

It's stupid! I know!

Sit, Ms. Powell.

Who's next?

I'll go.

All right,
let's call it a day.

Mr. Walsh,
you're first up tomorrow.

Hey! Why do you think
I need extra time?

I don't. I just need
to make a phone call.

Like the one you made
to get me back in?

Just like you did
for Wes?

Look, Frank told me that
you pulled some strings.

Frank is a liar,
and you're an idiot

if you don't know that
by now.

You helped me with
a Supreme Court win, Connor.

That's why you're here.

Better not disappoint me
tomorrow.

Natalia? It's Annalise.
What's going on?

I'm afraid
I have some difficult news.

Two days ago, you were
wooing the hell out of me.

That was before
we came across

some conflicts of interest.
What conflict?

You're still on probation
with the bar.

You knew that when you
called me into your office.

We hadn't realized
the high price

of your
malpractice insurance.

Then why did you
offer me partner?

Our clients
have to come first.

I wouldn't worry too much
about it, though.

You have survived worse,

and you'll
survive this, too.

- Annalise...
- What's the real?

You afraid
I'm still a drunk?
No.

So it was my stint
in prison?

It's what I explained
on the phone.

You know what? I'd rather be
mansplained than lied to.

Just tell me.

I can handle it.

Governor Birkhead's office
called one of our board members.

And said what?
That she'd be
taking a closer look

at our clients
if we hired you.

You took on the entire
justice system, Annalise.

You had to know
there'd be blowback.

Have you seen
Christopher's giraffe?

Uh, no.

Great.
I lost the one actual thing

he cares about
in this world.

How you feeling?

Guilty.

I mean about your ma.

Oh.

Are you asking me
if I'm happy she's alive?

I don't really care,
as long as she stays away.

Moms don't typically
like to do that.

Good moms.
That's not her.

She just wants
to look like one.

That's why she sent me
that stupid gown...

not because
she is actually religious,

but because she's afraid of
looking like a bad Catholic.

Can't hurt to baptize the kid,
though,

just so he doesn't
end up in Hell.

We were both baptized.
You think it helped us?

Don't worry.

If she shows up here and
tries to mess with Christopher,

I'll take care of her.

It's Laurel.
Leave a message,

but I'll probably
never listen.

Just wanted to check and see
if my little guy was still up.

It's been a long day,

and I thought
it's better to sniff his head

than a line of coke, so...

If I'm selected as Interim D.A.,

I will continue
to lead with a system

that I call
the three C's...

consistency, continuity,
and civility.

What...

That's what you call
constructive criticism?

Just hire someone
to write it for you.

Okay, fine.
I hire you.

I have a job.

Yeah, well, one that I can
fire you from at any moment.

Come on.
I'm kidding! Come on.

Like, I would never use
my power

to threaten your job or,
you know, be inappropriate or...

Is that why
you haven't done anything?

Because you think
it would be inappropriate?

Or you're just
not interested?

Obviously, I was interested
when I swiped right,

but now I'm your boss.
My interim boss.

Yeah, which I'm hoping
becomes permanent,

but that's only gonna
happen if you help me
write a better speech.

Why would I do that?

So I could guarantee
that nothing will ever
happen between us?

Um...
...refractive

All this has made remains

I-I want
something to happen.

I just don't know
if I'm allowed to want that.

I'm saying
that you are.

Long-toothed man that runs

Not here.

Especially when you have to work
on your terrible speech.

Oh, yeah. Hmm.

M...

Marcus, hi.

Um, it's Michaela. Pratt.

I was thinking about you, and...

my situation's changed.

I'm single now.

Uh, not that I expect that
you're just waiting around.

God knows you have a life.

Um, but I like you.

Bye.

Michaela's a disast.

Like, no way a press secretary
would ever date a law student.

Could we
drop this topic

and move on to
my presentation for tomorrow?

To be honest,
I am kind of happy

to see her squirm
while I'm up here in my cockpit

going full manwhore.

I thought you haven't slept
with anyone since Michaela.

Yeah, I-I haven't,

but that's just 'cause
I'm, uh, being selective.

Or you're not over her.

What do you think
about this place?
I'm not living there.

You are if we want to save
enough money to have a wedding.

The apartment next door's
still open.

We could be neigh-bros.

You would have to pay me

to move into
Rebecca's old place.

Which brings me
to my presentation.

Handing out cash
to the poor

is a violation of Article 1
of the Constitution.

The Founding Fathers
purposely limited

Congress' taxation power
to funds that provide

for the "general welfare
of the United States."

U.S. v. Butler
held that Congress

could unilaterally decide
what's in the public's interest.

But Congress
can't decide that

something that's detrimental
to public interest

is suddenly beneficial.

Universal Basic Income
has been proven

to dis-incentivize people
from improving their plight.

That's in direct opposition

to the "general welfare"
described by Article 1.

Mr. Maddox, convince us
why we need more prisons.

Imagine a murderer
doing a couple of years

and being released to
the streets to kill again.

Meanwhile, the victims
and the families

are never the same.

I mean, think about
the injustice in that.

Your loved one's killer
walks free while you suffer.

I mean, how is that
moral or decent?

Once a person commits murder,
they are broken.

Something inside them
is rotten.

Mr. Maddox, where's the
legal argument in all of this?

I mean,
I can get legal on you.

We can talk about
how the Eighth Amendment

requires zero restraint
when it comes to reoffenders

or that four Supreme Court cases
upheld this.

But this...

No, this... this is about
what kind of society

we want to live in.

I mean, how would you feel
if your kid got killed?

Or your spouse?

I mean, you of all people

know what that feels like,
Professor Keating.

This is the argument you're
taking to the Supreme Court.

It is.

Because
that's how you win...

with emotion,

just like how
you did in your case.

Take a seat.

And just so you know,

I don't believe a damn thing
I just said.

Are you sure
this is the right address?

Seriously, this is a
little sad for a wedding.

Look, guys, Oliver
is putting me through school,

so I will get married wherever
he wants me to get married.

You made it!

Come on in.

Okay, I'll chip in money
for your wedding

so that we never have to
come here again.

Uh, n... we're not
having the wedding here.

We're gonna live here.

- No. - No.
- Yes! Come on!

I mean,
it's cheap and huge.

And there's even room
for a nursery.

I'm not raising my child
in an old frat house, Oliver.

You're broke.

The FBI froze
your family's money,

and it's mean and selfish
to keep leading Frank on.

Not to mention, it takes
a village to raise a child,

so let this be our village!

You are insane.

No, I'm resourceful,

and unless you want to
make up with your father

so he'll pay for our wedding,
this is our only option.

Your only option.
I'm leaving.

- You owe me this, Michaela!
- How?

Simon is in a detention center
right now...

or, worse, Pakistan,

where he can't speak
the language or be gay.

So now you have to move in here
to make up for it.

- So, Asher already said no?
- Just say yes. All of you.

Say yes to our wonderful,
new, cheap life together.

Can't your professor pay
get you outta this dump?

I was waiting to see what I could afford.

What's that?

Background checks
on the new class.

I didn't ask you
to do any of that.

It's how we always
pick your team.

Yeah, look how well
that turned out last time.

That's why I did it...
get rid of any bad seeds,

like this guy.

Gabriel Maddox
is lying to you.

Everyone lies to me, Frank...
like you.

Why'd you tell Connor
that I got him off the waitlist?

'Cause I'm jealous.

But Maddox here,
he's a transfer.

I know.

A 2L, though.
You should bounce him.

You know what?
I don't want to know anything

about any of them.

- Okay, but...
- Burn the files, Frank.

I'm a new woman.

Just start
your own firm.

You, me, I'll convince Bonnie
to leave the D.A.

I need money.
You don't.

I need money to
retry my plaintiffs' cases.

You're the money,
is what I'm saying.

That's you.

Sometimes
you just forget.

Night.

You're asking us
to underwrite your clinic now?

It's a win-win situation.

The university's resources
only go so far,

and the firm needs pro bono work
to repair your reputation.

You're acting like
you didn't turn us down.

- I changed my mind.
- The governor changed your mind.

Hiring you comes with
a lot of baggage.

Well, you have your own baggage,

but I can help
if we stand together.

Even the governor
will be scared.

Hmm.

Uh, you're gonna have to make
some concessions on this list.

No.
This is a negotiation.
Let's negotiate.

You don't think I deserve
every penny that I'm asking...

You're asking for
a lot more than pennies.
I'm not here to beg.

I'm here to just get
what I've earned.

But if you're not okay
with that,

if you prefer to listen to
your ego and the bottom line,

then just say no
and I'll go work for someone

who understands my worth.

Again,
this is a negotiation.

Hello?

You win.

So come back
so we can close this.

I've got good news.

As of today, this clinic
is officially being funded

by my new employer,
Caplan & Gold.

And as a part of the funding,
I've created a prize.

Now, the student
with the highest ranking

at the end of the semester
will get this...

a year's tuition paid in full.

Now let's see which of you
will compete.

Michaela Pratt, take a seat.

Money's mine, bitches.

Theo Hawkins.

Isabel Ortiz.

Justine Malak.

Laurel Castillo.

Noah Glass.

Asha Mahdavi.

Corinne Fenning.

Celia Dodd.

Robert Ling.

Connor Walsh.

One seat left.

Now, before I announce this
last name, I have a question.

Mr. Maddox,
is it true you're 2L?

Yeah.
You broke the rules.

It's because you said
you didn't care about the rules.

I mean, this was
about passion...
something I showed you.

I don't doubt your passion.

I doubt that you can
handle this

on top of your 2L schedule.

Why should I trust
that you can?

Pick me,
and I'll show you.

Welcome to the clinic,
Mr. Maddox.

And the rest of you...

change the world on your own.

You want me to kill him?

Exactly.

So just give me a second
to regroup,

figure out what to do,
nobody gets hurt.

Call you back.

Here to celebrate
your victory?

'Cause I got some ideas.

Christopher and I
are moving out.

Oliver found a place
for all of us.

That's the worst idea ever.
If I don't leave now,

it'll just be harder
when I do.

Then why leave at all?
Because this isn't right.

Says who?

I love how good you've been
with Christopher,

and all you've done
is be there for me

and help me
and love me...

And never asked
for anything in return.

But you should!

And as much as I want
to be there for you,

right now,
all my energy needs to go

to Christopher and school.

But I can't
keep using you.

You're not using me.

Well, I feel like I am.

And that makes me
no different than my parents,

and I need to
be better than them.

So, to keep doing this,
whatever this is,

it's not right.
You know it, too.

I don't.
Frank.

This is how right
I know we are, Laurel.

Marry me.

I said, "Marry me,"
damn it.

I can't.

I'm sorry.

Almighty and ever-living God,

you sent your only son
into the world

to cast out the power of Satan,

to rescue man and bring him into
the splendor of your kingdom.

We pray for this child.

Set him free from original sin,
make him a temple of glory,

and send your Holy Spirit
to dwell with him.

We ask this
through Christ our Lord.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Amen.
- For God so loved the world...

- Did he really propose?
- And she said no.

Isn't that mean, then,
making him godfather?

No, what's mean
is you all moving in together

after I got
booted out of the clinic.

...but to save the world through him.

May he strengthen you
with his power...

I helped you win your class action.

Like, you wouldn't
even be teaching here
if it wasn't for me.

My decision was based on
who was best in class.

My anti-immigration argument
was the best!

Since when is immigration
your passion?

Since I witnessed
the tragic injustice

of Simon being deported.

No,
it's because of Michaela.

Because you're still pissed
that she cheated on you.

Yes, I'm pissed,
but that has nothing to do...

Do you even know
who you are, Asher?

Do you?

Because all I see
is a boy

who people-pleases
and plays the clown,

and that's not a good look
for a lawyer, let alone a man.

Dear parents and godparents,

will you see
that the divine life

which God gives Christopher

is kept safe
from the poison of sin,

to grow always stronger...

A little bit higher.
Michaela, are you gonna help,

or are you just gonna
stand there all day?

I don't mean a big reduction
in the price of beer

- Michaela?
- Marcus just blew me off.

But all the people
that you made in your image
It's good.

He was a distraction.

A fine-ass, chocolate,
future-president one,

but I'm moving on.

In fact, I'm gonna block him

so that I never have to think
about him again.

He's pretty amazing.
Are you sure you want to...

There. It's done.
He's blocked.

'Cause this year is about
the new, fabulous, abstinent me.

Fabstinent.

- That's not a thing.
- I need to study more.

- I'll be fabstinent, too.
- Whoo! Yes.

Okay, just so we're clear,

Oliver and I
will not be doing that,

so you better be cool
with loud sex.

Reject sin, profess your faith
in Christ Jesus.

This is the faith
of the Church.

The faith in which this child
is about to be baptized.

Maybe we should
get married here.

Over my dead body are we getting
married in a church.

Do you reject Satan,

father of sin
and prince of darkness?

I do.

It's official.

Anything else?

Just the part where you prove
the rest of my partners wrong.

Excuse me?

I was the sole partner
who believed in this deal.

Well, I know it ain't,
and so do you

Don't embarrass me.

Dear God

I can't believe in

Do you reject the glamour of evil

and refuse
to be mastered by sin?

I do.

Do you believe in Jesus Christ,
our Lord's only son...

Good news. We got a match.

Our test confirms
the DNA on this coffee cup

is a maternal match
for the DNA on this form.

Maternal?

She's the mother.
He's her son.

You know it's a boy?

The sequencing
tells us gender, too.

Now are you finally gonna
tell me who these people are?

Do you believe in Jesus Christ,
our Lord's only son,

who was born of the Virgin Mary,

was crucified, died,
and was buried,

only to rise from the dead?

Ahh! That's game!

Hey, who got next?

I'm up.

The Father, Son,
and Holy Ghost

Your funeral.

Do you believe in
the forgiveness of sins,

the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting?

I do.

Is it your will
that Christopher be baptized

in the faith
of the Church?

It is.

If there's one thing
I don't believe in

It's you

Dear God
And I baptize you, Christopher,

in the name of the Father

and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.