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[INTRO MUSIC]

Hey!

Under the willows and down

by the river,

Come join our friends, Every one, having fun,

every day...

Hey!

[CAR HORN]

- Action!

Hey!

Drifting in rowing boats down on the river,

Feel the whispering wind, Every one, having fun,

every day...

[CAMERA FLASH]

[MUSIC] [BIRDS TWEETING]

- What a glorious day

for a picnic on the lawn.

- Talking of picnics,

where is Toad with the hamper?

I say, Toad?

- Did somebody call?

Aah.

All this relaxing is thirsty work.

That's not lemonade!

- It's still in the hamper, Toad

Well, whose job was it to bring the hamper into the garden?

- Yours!

- But now listen here.

I'm quite sure that...

All right, I'm going.

- This apple is delicious.

Want a bite, Smudge?

- Cor! Yes, please. Chief.

- Here.

- Over here, Smudge!

Oh, it is juicy.

- Give me a bit.

- Yeah.

[TINKER LAUGHING]

Got it. Got it!

[CRASH]

- Oh, my foot.

[TINKER GASPS]

- Oh, no.

- Yikes!

- Come on, let's go.

- Hold on a minute, Chief.

- Oh.

- Where did you come from?

- My foot. Ow!

- That'll teach you to barge into a fellow's garden.

- Um. Is your foot all right, Smudge?

- Ow! It hurts!

- Does it?

- Ow. Ow!

- So it does.

Best let him sit down for a moment.

[MOLE: That's it, there you go.]

- I say, that's my chair.

- Toad, he's had a shock.

Would you like some lemonade?

- Oh, yeah. That's better.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, ooh, and are those ginger biscuits?

- They certainly are, Smudge.

- Now, hang on a moment.

- Let the weasel have a biscuit, Toad.

We've got plenty.

- Hmm.

[CHIEF LAUGHS]

- Look at old, Smudge.

- Maybe it's time we, ahem,

join the party, Chief?

- Right behind you, Tinker.

- There you are, Smudge.

- We've been worried sick!

[TINKER GASPS]

Who did this to you?

- Toad did.

- No!

- But my foot's feeling better now.

- No, it's not.

You're in agony.

- Am I?

Oh, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Agony.

Ow, ow.

- How could you Toad?

- It was an accident!

- You can't leave our Smudge out here like this.

- Perhaps he should go inside.

Just for a little while.

- Ha!

Inside? But, but...

I think that's a very good idea.

- Come on, up you get.

There you go mate.

- But, I'm all right, Chief.

- Play along, Smudge.

Let's live it up a little.

[MUSIC]

[FIRE ROARS]

- Take a seat.

Is that better?

- A bit better.

[CHIEF: Hmm, hmm!]

- I mean, it's worse.

Ow, ow!

[MUSIC]

- How lucky you are

to live in a place like this, Toad.

- Lovely ornaments.

- Aaah.

- I say, put that down!

- Ow! Ow!

That really hurt!

- You've done it again.

Right on my tootsies.

- And mine.

- Oh Toad, not again.

- I did no such thing!

- Here you go, come on.

- We've had a terrible shock.

- I think we need a sit down

and one of them biscuits.

- Coming right up. [CHEF MOANS]

- Have you got a blanket?

- How about some music?

- Oh yeah, good one.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

- Much obliged.

- Now listen here.

How long are you weasels going to sit there

scoffing my biscuits?

We were about to have a picnic.

[ALL WEASELS: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow.]

- We can't go anywhere

until our feet are better.

- And how long will that take?

- Well, now, I'd say at least until

tomorrow?

- Tomorrow? Tomorrow!

But this won't do.

- Ow.

- I'm sorry, but you'll have to go.

- You can't make them leave, Toa

Not while they hurt.

Doh!

- Aren't the Toad family famous for their compassion?

- Are we?

- Remember your great Aunt, Florence Toadingale,

the legendary river bank nurse?

- Oh, yes.

You're right!

Great Aunt Florence set aside her differences

to help all who needed it.

Be they woodpecker or weasel.

Fear not, my friends.

I shall nurse you to health again.

For as long as it takes,

my home is your home.

Yes!

Uh, I mean, ow.

- Within reason, obviously.

- That's the spirit, Toad.

We can all help.

- No need, dear boy.

I alone injured these poor creatures

and I alone shall heal them.

- Suit yourself, Toad.

Mole, Hedge,

let's get back to that picnic.

[LAUGHTER]

- Yeah, this is a bit of all right!

- A night of luxury, here we com

Where's that Toad?

I'm hungry.

- Toad.

[SMUDGE LAUGHS]

Oh, Toad.

- You rang?

- What on earth?

- Do you like it?

It was Florence Toadingale's

original nurse's gown.

Suits me, don't you think?

[WEASELS LAUGH]

- How about some dinner?

- I think I'll have sausages and mash

with extra sausages.

- And trifle for pudding.

- And a spot of cheese, yeah.

- Oh, I can do better than that.

[QUIRKY MUSIC]

- What you got?

- Lucky for you,

I've got Florence Toadingale's very own nursing guide.

I found it in the pocket of her gown.

Full of top tips.

It includes her four steps

for curing anything.

- Anything?

Yes, even sore feet.

�Step one.

'Begin treatment with a warming bowl

of nettle gruel'.

[CIEF GROANS]

- I think I've lost me appetite.

- Do we have to eat this?

- You do if you want to see

what's next.

- I hope it's trifle.

- Slurp up.

[SLURPING]

- Well, that was disgusting.

- I think you'll like this.

�Step two.

A song can lift the spirits and help the gruel go down'.

[ALL WEASELS: What?]

- Lie back and let my harmonies

soothe those aching feet of yours.

[COUGHS]

For I do wander this lonely road.

Just me a poor, [TOAD SINGING]

little, humble toad. [WEASELS MOANING]

And higther and thither where a stream

once flowed.

And the lawn

where once my mower once mowed....

- Stop!

Stop! Make it stop!

- Do you like it?

I wrote it myself.

- You don't say.

- Is that the time?

I think we'll turn it for the night.

- Good idea. Night, Toad.

- But, my dear, weasels.

Sleeping is step four.

- So, what's step three?

I'm so glad you asked.

Bed bath time!

- You, you've done it.

- All better now.

Come on.

Quick, quick, wait, quick.

- Toad, we're cured.

- Goodness me.

Who packed this picnic?

- But, but

your poor feet!

- Good as new. See?

Quickly. Quick, clear off.

Come on, hurry up.

- Gosh!

Looks like you did it, Toad.

- Florence Toadingale would be very proud.

- Oh, a chip off the old block, aren't I?

Although why the weasels didn't want a bed bath

is beyond me.

- Gosh.

Nursing is thirsty work.

Anymore of that lemonade?

- Coming, Toad.

Ow!

- Oh, dear. Hedge.

What have you done?

I'm a nurse.

Let me look at that for you.

- Erm.

[MUSIC]

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