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[INTRO MUSIC]

Hey!

Under the willows and down

by the river,

Come join our friends, Every one, having fun,

every day...

Hey!

[CAR HORN]

- Action!

Hey!

Drifting in rowing boats down on the river,

Feel the whispering wind, Every one, having fun,

every day...

[SINGING]

- And here we go,

rolling home.

Rolling home again!

[ALL LAUGH]

- We've had such a lovely day, Toad.

Thanks so much for taking us out.

- Don't mention it, my dear chap.

What's the point of owning the finest caravan in the area

if you can't share it with friends?

[RUMBLE]

Sorry, that was my tummy.

All this fresh air has made me hungry.

Me too.

But I've got a nice supper waiting for us back home

and...

[TOAD SCREAMS]

- Toad, you all right?

- What?

Oh, perfectly.

I just thought maybe we could go

the other way.

Back past the old willow tree.

Around the hollow.

- The Hollow?

That's miles out of our way, Toad.

- And you said supper was waiting.

- Yes, but the day is young

and Mulberry here won't mind

taking us a bit further, will you?

Woah!

- I think Mulberry wants supper too.

Hello, Scarecrow.

[TOAD SHUDDERS]

- Don't say that.

- Toad, are you sure you're al--

- Yes, yes, yes.

I know it's silly,

but I don't like scarecrows.

There's something about them that gives me

the heebie-jeebies.

- Is it the big staring eyes?

Or the grin?

- No, no.

- Or the way it always looks like

it might be just about to move.

[TOAD MOANS]

- Not sure you're helping, Hedge.

- I know. I know.

You all think I'm silly.

- Nobody thinks you're silly.

- Wanna bet?

[SMUDGE SNEEZES]

- What was that noise?

- I'll tell you what it wasn't.

It wasn't a scarecrow coming to life.

- It was probably an insect or something.

A scarecrow is just sticks and rags, Toad.

Nothing to be scared of.

- Unless you're a crow, that is.

- I don't care what you say.

They're creepy.

They should be called scare-Toads!

- Can't you not just close your eyes till we get past it?

- No good.

I know they're there, waiting.

This time of year the fields are full of them.

[TOAD SHUDDERS]

- Honestly Toad,

the answer's simple enough.

[SINGING]

And here we go.

Rolling home.

Rolling home again!

- Hurry up.

Tell me when we're safely home.

- Well now, ain't that interesting.

- It's catchy I suppose.

Here we go, rolling home.

- Not the song.

The scarecrows.

Or should I say scare-Toads?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- That if the fields are full of them,

maybe we can borrow some.

[WEASELS LAUGH]

[HEDGE SIGHS]

- That was a supper worth waiting for.

Thanks, Toad.

- Just the thing to blow away

any silly old fears.

Eh, Toad?

- I'm glad you all enjoyed yourselves.

[TOAD YAWNS]

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm ready for my bed.

- Night night, Toad.

Don't let scarecrows bite.

- Hedge!

Honestly!

Good night, Toad.

- Good night.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Aahh, time for my cosy little bed.

Good night world. Aaargh!

[TOAD SCREAMS]

That was,

no, no, it can't be.

And it wasn't.

You're seeing things, Toad.

Shouldn't have had all that cheese at supper.

Hmm?

[TINKER LAUGHS]

Who's there?

[TOAD YELPS]

What?

What's happening?

- Okay, now!

Go for the double.

[CHIEF AND SMUDGE LAUGH]

[TOAD SCREAMS]

Right time for the big finish.

[SMUDGE GIGGLES]

- Scare-Toads.

What do they want with me?

I didn't even try to steal their crops.

Come on, Toad, you can do this.

They're just rags and sticks, remember?

Ooh.

So how are they moving?

- Smudge, hurry up!

He'll be here any--

- Oh.

- Right.

[CREEPY MUSIC]

[TOAD YELPS]

[TOAD GULPS]

Whoever you are, it's going to take

more than a couple of scarecrows.

And that is more than a couple of scarecrows.

But at least they're not moving.

I mean, of course they're not.

Everyone knows scarecrows can't...

[SMUDGE INHALES]

[SMUDGE SNEEZES]

Aaargh!

Help! Help!

Ratty!

Mole!

Hedge!

- Toad Hall is ours!

[SMUDGE SNICKERS]

Come on.

[CHIEF LAUGHS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

- It was just a bad dream, Toad.

- I was wide awake.

I swear to you, they're all over my lawn.

[HEDGE GIGGLES]

- I'd like to see that.

- Trust me, you won't.

There!

See?

Now, do you believe me?

- Well, I see them.

But did you say they moved?

- Yes!

Well, that one did.

So who's to say the others don't?

Ooohhh.

- Hmm?

I wonder.

[HEDGE GIGGLES]

- Let's see.

Boo!

[HEDGE DISAPPOINTED]

- If they were moving, Toad,

they seem to have stopped now.

[RATTY SNEAKING]

[WEASELS BOUNCE]

[WEASELS LAUGH]

- Reckon we scared that windbag off

for good this time!

[SMUDGE GIGGLES]

- Toad, there's really nothing to be scared of.

- But there's plenty to be annoyed at.

It's the weasels, Toad.

They moved the scarecrows.

[HEDGE GASPS]

- What?

You mean?

You mean it was all a trick?

The weasels were trying to scare me?

- And succeeding, I'd say.

- You'd have been scared, too.

This one moved.

I swear it did.

- Hmm.

I wonder.

- Maybe we can beat

the weasels at their own game.

- What, and scare them?

It won't work, Moley.

The weasels know these scarecrows can't move.

- Yes, and that's given me an idea.

But you'll need to help us.

Which means you'll need to face your fears, Toad.

- For Toad Hall, Toad.

- For Toad Hall!

[CHIEF YAWNS]

- Right, I'm ready to turn in.

- I want Toad's room.

- Smudge, who's the chief?

- Why don't I just sleep on the sofa?

[KNOCKING]

- Someone at the door.

- It's locked.

Don't tell me Toad

got his nerve back.

- The scare-Toads.

They've gone!

- They can't 'ave done.

- I know, but they have!

- Huh?

Chief, Smudge is right for once.

- What if they can move after all?

What if we only thought they couldn't?

- Nah, it's a trick.

They can't move.

I'll show you.

Yeah, yeah, this don't frighten us.

- Maybe a tiny bit.

- Come out, come out wherever you are.

You're fooling no-one.

- All right, chaps.

They're on to us.

- Should've known it was you three.

Toad got you doing his dirty work?

- He was too scared to do it himself.

- Give him his house back, you meanies!

- Aw, well, since you asked nicely.

No!

Now, clear off!

- Come on, let's go back in.

Huh?

It moved!

- Don't be ridiculous, it can't have.

- It did.

It moved!

- It can't move.

There's no one to move it.

[SCARECROW RUSTLES]

- Aaargh!

It's alive!

[GHOST SOUND]

Run, run!

[WEASELS SCREAM]

- Aaargh, whoops.

Ha!

That's it, run you cowards.

- Well done, old chap.

You seem to have got over your fear of scarecrows.

- Yes, well, what better way to stop

being scared of scarecrows than to be a scarecrow?

- You mean a scare-weasel?

- Yes!

For no silly scarecrow could ever be half so horrible

as the terrifying Mr To--

Aaaagh!

[HEDGE LAUGHS]

- Hedge! - Hedge.

[HEDGE AND TOAD LAUGH]

[MUSIC]

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