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[INTRO MUSIC]

Hey!

Under the willows and down

by the river,

Come join our friends, Every one, having fun,

every day...

Hey!

[CAR HORN]

- Action!

Hey!

Drifting in rowing boats down on the river,

Feel the whispering wind, Every one, having fun,

every day...

[CAMERA FLASH]

[MUSIC]

[HEDGE LAUGHS]

- Do you think we'll see a ghost tonight?

- I've no doubt!

It's Halloween after all.

- Really?

- An actual ghost.

- Oh, yes. Guaranteed.

I've seen one many times.

- Done.

- Oh, very nice.

- You've actually seen a ghost?

- Of course I have.

- An actual,

real, spooky, scary ghost.

- I wouldn't worry Mole.

- Toad is fibbing.

- I am not. It's Halloween.

Ghosts appear everywhere.

[MOLE GULPS]

- So where have you seen a ghost

- Uh, there's one in Toad Hall.

He's called Sir Robert.

My great, great, great, great.

Did I say great? Ancestor.

Soldier, adventurer.

- Completely made up person?

- Not true. Every Halloween, he shows himself.

- And what exactly happens, Toad?

- Please tell us.

- Well,

there's a portrait

and the eyes move.

[CUTLERY CLATTERS]

- Oh.

- And objects go crashing to the floor.

- How cool is that!

- That's,

not quite the word I'd use.

- It's okay Mole, my dear chap.

It's just Toad spinning tall tales.

They'll come back to haunt you, Toad.

- Are you suggesting that I am making things up?

- Absolutely.

- Then come to Toad Hall and see for yourself.

- Okay, then. Let's go and see your ghost.

- Count me in!

- Mole, If it's not for you,

you can always stay here on your own.

- Me, here on my own?

I'm coming with you Ratty.

- Of course I just need some time to make the ghost.

Uh, make sure the ghost,

uh, realises that we are all on our way.

So give me half an hour, and I'll just, uhh. Goodbye.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[OWLS HOOT] [SPOOKY MUSIC]

- So everyone,

this is the portrait I was telling you about.

Gather round, gather round.

If I can just find my,

find my, wirings.

Bearings, bearings.

Uh, now this is the man himself,

Sir Robert.

My great, great,

uh great. Uhh...

- We get the idea.

[ROPE SQUEEKS]

- Look, his eyes.

- A haunted picture. I wish I had a camera.

- I'm not sure it's something I want to remember.

- Can he move anything apart from his eyes?

- Well, he's obviously an eye specialist.

That's his strength, as a ghost.

- Other ghosts can move all their limbs.

- And so can he. He's just,

a bit tired at the moment.

- It's not that his eyes are the only bit connected

to that wire you're holding.

- I'm not holding any wire.

See?

- No, you're not and the ghost is gone.

- That's because he's moved to the landing.

- Follow that ghost!

Quick!

- Come on Mole.

- Ohh, Uhh.

- So, this is the suit of armour that the mighty Sir Robert

actually wore at the great battle of Waterlily in 1578.

And it was in this suit of armour

that Sir Robert, a typically courageous

and bold member of the Toad Dynasty, fought heroically,

single handedly holding off the enemy

until finally he was brought crashing to the ground.

[STEP]

[ARMOUR CRASHES]

- Wow!

Where is he?

- I must be going.

Thank you for a lovely evening.

- Steady on Mole. Toad is exaggerating.

- He couldn't have done all that with wires.

- What about a trick floorboard?

- It's not a trick.

[STEP] [TOAD COUGHS]

It's just a bit wobbly.

- Like your stories.

- To the bedroom, which is where the real spooky stuff happens.

- Oh, this is brilliant!

- Come on, Mole.

- Is Halloween nearly over?

- Er, wait a minute.

- Having doubts, Toad?

- No, I just need time to fake it.

Uh,

make it, uh, tidy.

I'll call you when I'm ready.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SPOOKY MUSIC]

[SIR ROBERT CLEARS THROAT]

- That's better, Toad.

Much more convincing than your other attempts.

- I'm not Toad.

I'm Sir Robert.

What's with all that banging around?

Frightened the life out of me.

I've always been sensitive like that.

Lightning, thunder, cats, dogs.

Don't do animals at all really.

Uh, no offence.

[BLINKING]

Did I say the wrong thing?

- A real ghost!

- It's just, quite a shock.

- Seeing an actual one.

- Oh, don't worry about that.

I'm quite normal really.

- But you are a ghost?

- A real ghost.

- I mean, obviously, I can walk through walls,

but that doesn't mean I'm all scary and

woooo.

[SIR ROBERT CHUCKLES]

Ohh, that tickles.

- Oh!

- No, I'm actually just like you

I don't like loud noise.

I'm not too keen on the dark

and I really love plum cake.

As my mom used to say,

ghosts are just ordinary

people who've hung around a bit.

- You can't be that ordinary.

- Yes what about all your amazing adventures?

- What adventures?

I was in the Army for a bit, but I just did the cooking.

I really wanted to play the violin.

- A real ghost!

- So you didn't fight heroically

and single handedly hold off the enemy?

- Heavens, no.

I was in the kitchens making soup.

- So Toad made all that stuff up

- You know what he's like.

He's always making things up.

[TOAD: Sir Roberts ghost is in my bedroom,]

[TOAD: now.]

[SIR ROBERT LAUGHS]

- Sounds like we might need to teach him a lesson.

Sir Robert?

- As long as it's quick.

I don't like being out on Halloween.

[SPOOKY MUSIC]

-Enter!

Welcome to the spooky delights of ghost central.

If the suit of armour didn't convince you, he's in there.

- Sir Robert is in there?

- Really?

He lives in a wardrobe?

- Yes,

Sir Robert was also a

famous dandy,

and loved to dress up.

Which is why he liked to hang about

with clothes!

Prepare to be amazed.

[SMOKE PUFFS]

Ready?

- Get on with it, Toad.

- Oh, my goodness!

- Toad was right.

- I don't believe it. A ghost!

- I did tell you.

- Woah!

Wait for me Mole.

- I just want to touch.

[GHOST SOUND]

Better go with the others.

- Stupendous!

Oh, what a performance, Toad.

The invention, the conviction,

the special effects.

Just amazing not only Hedge and Mole,

I even convinced old Ratty.

Oh, you are a clever Toad.

A sheet on a hanger.

So simple and yet so realistic.

- Convinced me,

and I'm a real ghost.

- I quite agree. I...

[TOAD SCREAMS]

Mole, Ratty, Hedge!

Help!

[CRASH]

- Serves you right for saying

I live in a wardrobe.

- Ratty? I thought you'd gone.

- Just waiting outside the door actually.

- Waiting?

- 'Til Sir Robert had taught you a lesson.

[TOAD LAUGHS]

- So Toad, those tall tales did come back to haunt you.

- Ratty was right, hey Toad?

- Oh, yes alright then.

- But then, Toad was right as well.

Ghosts do exist.

- Good point, Hedge.

- And they're not necessarily scary.

- So, it's not just Toad who's learned something tonight?

- No, we all have.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

- Happy Halloween!

[GHOST SOUND]

[RATTY LAUGHS]

[MUSIC]

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