All language subtitles for The Trades s02e08 Jimis Retirement.eng

(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)

(Musical jingle)

[brigh]

? Get it right,
get it right

? Everybody's working
for the fuckin' weekend

? Everybody wants
a new romance ?

? Everybody's going
off the deep end ?

? Everybody needs
a second chance ?

What the hell are you doing?

Medhi's schematics are sexy,

but my fuck are
they complicated.

I don't want Jimi to blow
his ass in outer space

the first time he
fires this thing up.

Todd, the board meeting
is happening right now.

What the fuck?
Why didn't you tell me?

I did eight times!

I need you there.
Why I'm management. me?

I need you to add the
worker perspective.

Oh wow, that really is slick.

[Todd]. I know, right?

I'll get cleaned up.

There's no time. Let's go.

Are you sure I can't
run and get changed?

I think I have clean
clothes in my locker.

There's no time.

I need these fancy board
members to take me seriously,

and I probably smell
like a wet dog's dick.

Oh, that's a scent I'm
not familiar with. Here.

and I probably smell
liOh, that is nice.ck.

Must have been expensive.

Very.
- What's it made out of?

It's made out of
hurry the fuck up.

Very.
- WDoes it fit okay? of?

You look great.

Thank you all for coming.

We're very grateful to the
Conch Board for flying in

for this emergency
Thank meeting today.ming.

No worries, Chelsea.

There are some pressing
matters here, obviously.

Yes. We would like our new
General Foreman, Todd Stool,

to share with you an idea

that will reunite our
workforce in Imperial Valley.

tOkay. Here's the deal.ea

We all know things aren't
working the way they are.

Morale is fucked. Sorry.

We all know things aren't
Morale is down the pisser

and that affects
everything and everyone.

I think my sister and
Snax said it best,

"It's time to commit or quit."

Sorry, who's Snax?

Snax? Oh, he's a, a
consultant friend.

Really smart critter.

Snax? Person.s a, a
cons- Mmmhmm.iend.

And he may have
had a contact high,

but what he said
made total sense.

And he may have
had a coHey.t high,

Hey. Ooh!

Fuckin' A! Everyone's here! Yes!
- You gotta be kidding me.

Hey Chelse, guess you
weren't expecting me.

Scooch, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.

We need to work on our dress-

Okay, I'm gonna stop
you right there, Jamar,

because I was stranded in
an airport all night long,

but thankfully,

beit gave me the chancein
an to be here in personng,

for this historic occasion.

beit gave me the chancein
anOh shit. Fucking hell!g,

See, Janet usually does this.

Okay, guys, this is what
I want you to look at.

See This is what unions do.s.

They put people
in harm's way.

Oh yeah. That is a
screwdriver in his junk.

[Roach screaming]
[Jenn gagging]

[Jenn]. Am I right?

That's like gross, right?

[Jenn].
Uh huh. [Jenn fake gagging]

Oh, you conniving little bitch.

Today, our workers
have asked for a vote

Oh, to decertify the plant.tch.

Who's with me?
- Wait, no, no,

Oh, to That's impossible.t.tch.

Who's with me?
Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not

because we flooded the
Oh, tplace with permittees.tch.

Who's with me?
Oh,and surprise surprise,not

they wanna cut ties
with your big bad union

Who's with me? and your stupid fuckin' rules.

Why? Because they
feel threatened.

Look at this ding dong.

Him and his friends all
petitioned for a vote,

so I brought in this esteemed
judge from the labour court

to approve it.

Let me guess. Is he a Conch?

Don't answer that.

But he is here to
authorize a vote to decertify

the plant today.

Before 6:00 PM, right?

[Chelsea]. What?!

Oh, screw that.

Jamar, you need to let us sign
these permittees into the union,

train them properly,

and you'll be able
to make more money

selling a superior
union made product

than you can even imagine.

Todd, Chelsea,

your motives are commendable,

but facts are facts.

Safety at Imperial Valley
is at an all time low.

Because of her and
that Danny fuck!

You're not keeping
up union membership.

And if the permittees want to
call a decertification vote,

according to the labour laws,

there's nothing we
could do to stop that.

[Jenn giggling]

You lost. I'm sorry. You lost.

I hope you're fucking happy.
- Fuck off. [giggling]

You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay!
It's on, Jenn. It's on.

I hope you're fucking happy.
This is a fucking nightmare.

You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay!
It'sOh, I hate her. on.

I hope you're fucking happy.
Right. Break it down for me.

Okay, so we need 200 votes.

I hope279 permittees, happy.
Rightthat's a shit ton,r me.

and only 119 union votes.

So we need to convince
81 permittees

to vote no to decertification.

That's a lot of casuals and
most of 'em wanna stay casual.

It's just phone calls.

I will call every
single permittee myself.

It's not an over the
phone kind of conversation.

And even if we get
enough of them on board,

they're still gonna have
to go to the union halls,

get signed on and then vote.

It's fucking complicated.

Yeah, but we can't
let her win, Todd.

What if we bring them
all to one place?

Who?
- Everyone.

The permittees,

the union reps,

whoever we need.

Get them to come to us at
Jimi's party this afternoon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need to divide and conquer.

You hit the union halls
and bring those reps back

and I'll try to round
up the permittees.

You hit the union halls
and bringOh shit!eps back

andI'm supposed tound
uppick up Audreys.

and drop the booze
at the Legion.

Can you take my truck
and do that first?

Yeah, no problem.

Can you take my truck
Here, you take my keys,

you take my car and
you take my jacket.

It looks better on you anyway.

Fuck off.

Hey, have you ever
driven an EV before?

I know how to drive.

We got five hours. Let's go.

[Chelsea]. Let's go!

Come on, come on!

How the fuck do you
turn this thing on?

[computer voice]. The car is on, Ms. Nakamura.

Are you though?
I can't even fucking tell!

[And where's your Thefucking gear shift?amura.

It is right in front of you.

Why would anyone want
Thto drive one of thesemura.

futuristic electronic
shit beats?

Fucking hell!

fu[computer voice].ic Arriving at destination.

Just so we're clear,
I don't like you.

You might be fast
and look cool,

but you're fucking weird.

[computer voice] Hostile tone detected.

butStop talking to me!rd.

[computer voice] Battery amperage is low.

Will you shut the fuck up!

[computer voice]. Bat Have a nice day.low.

Conch can't get away with
Withat baloney bullshit.p!

No shit.

Conch cWhen are youy with
Wiconvening the meeting?p!

Well, it's gonna
be a bit weird,

but it's last minute,

so we're gonna do it at Jimi's
retirement party at the Legion.

but it'Today?!minute,

so we're gonna do it at Jimi's
retiremWe have 'til six.Legion.

Mo, if we don't
but pull this off,te,

all of us union guys are
toast, like poof, gone.

Mo, if we don't
I'll make some calls.

But I just don't see this
happening in a day, Stool.

It is an open bar,

and all-you-can-eat
lobster rolls.

Dude, we're totally
on the same level.

I haven't been celibate
since grade nine.

Yeah, but I just ordered
a bunch of new toys, so...

I'm gonna be good
for a little while.

[Snax chittering]

I'm gonna be good
You can't be jealous, Snaxi.

They don't fucking
make toys for raccoons.

That would be weird on
so many different levels.

[Snax chittering]

I can't give you any of this.

You know you can't smoke it.

II'll let you try my rabbit..

Oh fuck!

A little heads up
would've been nice, bro.

Oh hey, how'd the meeting go?

Ah, pretty terrible actually.

Hey, Snax.

[Snax chittering]

[Audrey]. He says hi.

Okay.
[- Where's Todd?]

Uh, he's running around
to all the union offices

trying to do the impossible.

The decertification is real.

tryinThe vote is todaysible.

and we need to boost
The dour union numbers real.

or we lose and
the Conch's win.

I'm not gonna let that happen.

Okay. But, why fucking today?

Todd doesn't have
time for that shit,

he still has to
finish Jimi's smoker.

Oh God, we completely
forgot about that.

he still has to
finisCan I help?oker.

[Snax chittering]

he still has to
You can't drive, Snax.

You know that's impossible.

he still has to
He's a raccoon. [chuckles]

You're high, aren't ya?

I'm fine.
- It's okay. You can help.

Let's go.

Come on, Gerry. Please.

Didn't wanna say this,

but there's gonna
Come be free food.ease.

Bringing in all
Didthese permitteesis,

and waving initiation
money and vetting?

That's a big ask, Todd.

Okay, it's an open bar

and all-you-can-eat
lobster rolls.

I'm allergic to shellfish, man.

Fuck.

[soft rock music]

Jimi. Jimi, my guy,
hey, come on,

let's go somewhere
more lively.

JimLet's do that.y,
- You know I hate people.

And you showing up
here unannounced

only confirms my
goddamn suspicion.

What do you? What?

You know I hate
surprises, Roddy.

And if there's something
going down for my retirement,

I ain't interested.

It ain't fucking happening.

You crusty old fuck.

Who would give a shit
about sending you off?

Come on, I know what
you're going through.

WhoIt's been threehit
abyears for me now.ff?

Come on, I know what
I'm worried about ya.

First few days
are the toughest.

I'm doing just fine.

Have a seat.

No, let's go play some bingo.

Check out the peelers,

Huh? Peelers.

You got any of
Chthose blue pills?rs,

I stack it with a yellow,
you and I are up 'til Tuesday.

Huh?

No.

Don't you think
this is getting

a little bit outta
control, ladies?

DNo, it's not.k
You just have no taste.

This is a positive
vibes only area, Dewey.

So go find some other
beautiful baddies to bother,

why don't ya?

Yes, shoo shoo.
Come on. Walk away.

Fine.
- Get to steppin'.

I was gonna converse,
but perhaps I will.

[Barb]. Bye.

Dew, shine?

Pass.

I gotta keep it together, man.

I can't stop
thinking about him.

Opsferatu.

All that shit that night,
that was real.

You really think some alien
species sent some shit-sucking

vampire to work
at our refinery?

I can't do it again. Backwoods.

Do what?

Those-those little
chunks of deli meat

covered in, in,
in stomach bile.

Mm-mm.

I can still smell
it right now.

Up here, in the left one.

[gagging] Nope.

You all right there, Reggie?

Choking on your
dip again or...

Yep. Fine.

You mind if I, uh,
kill your brother

and bury him with
a mini excavator?

This conversation
never happened.

That's right. It never will.

Any word from your buddy?

Fuck knows.

He's supposed to be
here with the booze.

I don't know. Oh.

That's Todd.

That's not Todd.

Good? Bad?

That's cool.
- Ah!

Oh, shit.

Let's not let it
ruin the party.

And here, you can be the first
union member to vote no.

Look at this mullet.

Does it look techy techy?

What do I do with this?

[Chelsea]. Reginald, you hit no.

Okay. 199 to go.

Thank you.
- All right.

Auds and I need to get
back to the refinery.

What about Todd?

Uh, it's a seriously
long shot, but he's on it.

You're telling me Todd is
responsible for our livelihood?

Oh my fuck.
I need a real drink now.

Well, save one for me.
- I will.

Audrey, let's go.

Stevie, I'm just asking
you to make some calls.

All I'm asking is
that you try, please.

Yeah. No, just spin.

That's a good idea.

For fuck sakes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

As long as I win,
you'll help me..

Whoa, Fuck! whoa.

[computer voice]. Battery amperage is low.

All you green earth
electric cars can suck it.

[computer voice]. The car is shutting
down like I told you.

Oh, no, no, no.
Don't do this to me.

[computer voice]. The car is shutting
You fucking psychopath!

[computer voice]. Told you.

[Todd] Fuck!
- [computer voice] Dickhead.

Okay, but why would
we want to do this?

We can basically do
whatever the fuck we want.

But come on, Tanner.

Benefits. Dental, free drugs,

paid vacation, free drugs.

There's gotta be a catch
Benefor management, right?gs,

The catch is,
if you don't do this,

all the union guys
will lose their jobs.

And without them there's
no mentorship, no training.

[Roach] Free drugs.
- Yes.

See, man, this all
makes a lot of sense.

I think we should
listen to her.

Roach, it's not even
mthe good drugs, man.

It's the boring ones
like penicillin.

I just, I can't just...
mthe gFuck this! man.

Tanner, what did I say
about your language?

Get back here.

You, you didn't see shit.

[Roach]. I'd do penicillin.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, can you run me five
minutes down the road please?

It's five minutes. No?

Where the hell you headed?

Fucker. Isn't that my jacket?

Stop wearing my clothes.

And that's Dewey's
you greasy dick.

Well, he lets me borrow it.

I pay him back in boxes of
cereal and mac and cheeses

I steal from my mom's.

I pay him back in boxes of
Well that's a bit fucked.s

Get off! I need to get
the refinery, stat!

Why?

To pick up Jimi's gift.
- Who's Jimi?

Get off the bike!

To pick up Jimi's gift.
I need to get there now!

Ah, Dewey made promise I'd
be the only person driving.

ToNow get on the back,.
I negrab the helmet.now!

Holy.
- Fuck sakes.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

Safety first.
Put on your helmet.

Go! Go, gThis?, go, go!

[groans] I'm gonna look
like a pumpkinheaded dick.

There, you happy? Let's go!

[gHold tight if you'dok
like like to go fast.dick.

[Homer].
Th All right. Here she is.!

[Taser]. Took us long enough.

Holy shit.

You guys finished the smoker?

Yep. Taser and the
boilermakers really stepped up.

They laser cut the city
skyline and labourer's logo.

[Todd]. What's that?

They laser cut the city
s5G tower. It's inevitable..

[Todd].
It ain't Golden Arm shit,

but it'll definitely
fucking do.

Oh man, you guys killed it!

Fuck yeah!

Bring it in. Let's go.

All right.
- I don't hug.

Get the fuck in here..

Okay.

Awkward hug.
Get the - Yep.n here..

Todd, how'd it
go at the halls?

Awkward hug.
To be honest, not good.

None of 'em were
very receptive

so I mentioned the open bar
and the free lobster rolls.

How'd it go with
the permittees?

Let's just say that I
felt like slapping the shit

How'd it go with
outta most of them.

Audrey stayed behind,

but it was a pretty hostile
environment when I left.

Hey, where'd you park my car?

Uh... yeah, about that.

I know you a long time, Roddy,

and I know when you're
blowing smoke up my ass.

There's no way I'm
getting in your car

until you're fucking
honest with me.

There's no way I'm
gI can't. Come on.r

Just please come with
honestme.th me.

I pinky swore.

Pinky swore?

What? Are you gonna
blindfold me too?

Would you stop being
a pussy, please?

Just suck it up the
one time for them.

Ha! I knew it! I knew it!

I hate that people think that
I'm as dumb as a doorknob.

I know where we're going.

I know exactly
where we're going.

To some venue
that's big enough

and cheap enough used
to our antics, huh?

Like the Polish Hall?
The Legion?

Yeah? Bunch of old guys,
old dogs sitting around

talking about the old days,
chasing the Ace,

hucking darts.

Probably roped together
some shitty cover band

full of washed-up has-beens.

And the bar will be
fully stocked, right?

But the young guns will stick
around until the beers run out

and then they'll fuck off.

But So they better callstick
aro the meat raffle earlyn out

so I'm in bed
by eight o'clock

But and everybody goesstick
aro home fucking happy.yn out

Okay, you pretty
much nailed it.

[cheering and clapping]

The fuck is Maurice
doing here?

This guy hates you ever since
you pissed in his gas tank

like 20 years ago.

This guy Let's grab aer since
you drink and say hi. tank

[Barb]. Meat raffle. Meat for Jimi.

Lots of sausage.
He loves them.

[Dewey]. Forks and spoons. Let's go.

Napkins folded in a row.

Stay up right or I will
blame it on the [gasps]...

[eerie music]

Ooh!

I see a lot of seafoods
and salads here.

Where's the red meat?

I don't have any garlic.

I don't want any trouble.

Okay, now this has worked

for most of the undead
I've encountered.

I'm going to request
a defensive roll.

foI remember it likead
it was yesterday,

you were just trying
to prove yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's just go back to the
Leaky Pipe for a few, eh, Rodd?

Come on.
- Come on, man.

Your friends are here.

[everyone cheering]

For me?

38 man-hours.

Enjoy, buddy.

Would you look at that.

[Backwoods]. Feast your eyes on it, Jimi.

Yeah, this thing's a
total Medhi mind. fuck.

I mean, check Feast this shit out!t, Jimi.

So fucking rad.

Well, it's just grade
six shit for me, really.

[Backwoods]. Fucking show off.

Filled up the chamber with
some sweet cherry wood..

Come on, what are
we waiting for?

Let's fire her up and
put on some hogs!

Happy retirement, Jimi.

[Steph]. You deserve it, Jimi!

Just gonna steal
him for a minute.

All right, it's five o'clock.

We only have an hour
left 'til voting closes.

We still need the
81 permittee votes,

but I just voted no,

that's all 119
union members.

Where are all the
union reps and BAs?

It just Maurice here
for the free lobster.

Where are all the
uniMotherfucker.As?

[Todd].I guess they're fuckin' us over.

This is a disaster.

[Todd]. It's catastrophic.

Where are all the permittees?

[Chelsea]. Auds is there.

Let's see what happens.

[Todd]. Better hurry the fuck up.

Leonard, I can't
hear anything.

Did you set this up?

Dude, you just, like,
left me over there.

Oh, I was really... Yeah,
we, uh, I was catching up.

Hi, I'm... Daina.
- Be careful!

Daryl.

Alright everyone, we
are here for one reason

and one reason alone,

and that is Jimi!

a[everyone cheering],

He's the grumpiest man
I have ever known.

Jimi, here's a little song that
Leonard and I wrote for you.

[chuckling]

[Todd]. Shit. We're running
outta time.

[Homer]. Attaboy, Medhi.

You better be good.

I appreciate you
coming down here.

All the others can suck it.

That's an interesting
venue for such a bold move.

Stinks that no
Allpermittees showed up.it.

I can't believe
Imperial Valley's

gonna be non-union.

One...

Yo, yo, what's up?

Gerry!

[Jimi]. Thanks for coming.

Oh man, my pleasure,
my pleasure.

[Todd]. Took you long enough.

We've got some union
bosses in the house.

Jimi, is this your handiwork?

Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah.

Thank you all for coming down
here on such short notice.

Yeah, well, no thanks to you.

You probably talked
to them like a pussy.

Me on the other hand,
don't take no for an answer.

And I don't give a fuck
who you are, right, Gerry?

That's right, bro.

And I don't give a fuck
Yo, and where are these, uh,

permittees we're supposed
to be signin' up?

Yeah, about that.
- Um...

It looks like we're screwed.

[Audrey]. Hey, hey, hey!

What's up, motherfuckers?

Hey, let's get
these set up.y!

Fuck, yes!
- Permittees in the house!

The permis, the permis!

Hey, hey, hey, no beer
until you vote no.

We might actually do this!

Roach, man, I know
you got the munches,

but don't forget
We miwhy we're here. this!

Right, right.

[Chelsea]. Come on, boys,
let's sign them up.

Audrey's brother is so
fucking proud right now.

Yeah. Aw.
- You rule.

Audrey's brother is so
This is the turnout we needed!

Should we lock the doors?

Uh, it might be a good idea.

Hey permittees,

get your ass to reps and
sign those union cards.

And vote no for
decertification.

Vote no!

[upbeat rock music]
[overlapping chattering]

[Barb]. Anybody else?

More, more, more, more,
more, more, more.

Come, come, please.

[Maurice]. You, over here. Right here.

[Barb]. Nice. I got it.
You gotta be ready.

[Maurice]. Take your card.

[Chelsea]. Hey, anybody else?
Keep coming, please.

[Maurice]. Move on, move on.

This is like '88
all over again.

Ain't that the
fucking truth, eh?

Look at this.

Oh, go Auds!

LookAnd...is.

Great job.
- That's it? I did it?

Welcome to the Imperial Valley
Carpenters Union,

Local 9669, Miss Stool.

[cheering]

My daughter, my daughter!

I'm such a proud
tradesman right now,

but even a prouder dad.

Aw, Dad. Oh my God,
she's beautiful.

Almost don't wanna use
it and fuck her up.

Nice hammer.

Almost [Medhi].nna use One minute, everyone.

Get your votes in now!

I'm still on the fence.

I feel like I'm being
bullied into this.

[Backwoods]. Fucking sign it, Cricket.

Oh, Tanner, just do it.

Come on, Tanner. Sign the fucking thing.t.

It's the right thing to do.

We'll be brothers together.

II don't wanna be brothers.

Step-brothers?

I get it.

You wanna do sex.

Time's up.

Chelsea, Todd,

we needed 81 permittee
votes to win.

How did we do?

we needed 81 permittee
We're counting.

89 permittee nos.

Decertification is defeated!

[everyone cheering]

I have the power!

[everOh my God!ing]

To whoop some asses!

It's hazing time,
boys and girls!

Get over here, boys.

Let's find out how
big his asshole is!

[cheering]

Okay, everyone.

I would like us to welcome our
89 new brothers and sisters.

[everyone cheering]

And I can now officially say
that thanks to all of you,

we're able to save
Imperial Valley's locals.

[everyone cheering]

Now, the other thing
that happened tonight

was we made room for a
new labourer at the refinery

because of this man.

Oh, jeez.
- Awww.

We'll be sad to
see you go, pal.

Ah, I'm not fucking dead. Jeez.

[Rodd]. Oh, come on. You sorta are.

I'm not fucking getting up.

I'm not making a
fucking speech.

[Todd]. Come on. Get up.

[chanting] Jimi!

Holy fuck. Okay.

Calm the fuck down.

[Steph]. We love you, Jimi.

Yeah, I love you, too.

What the fuck.

Thank you. Thank you..

Um, I know this was a double
purpose kind of night, um,

and although I'm
Thpacking it in, uh,..

I won't be there to reap
the benefits of the efforts

you made here tonight.

The bottom of my heart,

thank you for taking
care of these kids.

Mmmhmm.

They are our future.

So thank you.

Almost makes up with
this fucker leaving us.

[Homer]. Fuck you, Todd!

Still with that?

Hey, I hold a grudge
better than anybody else,

and you know that fucko, okay?

Fucking right you do.
- That's fucking true.

And I'm not,
I'm not hugging you.

I'm not cradling your nuts.

I'm not. I'm not.

You know you want to
I'm ncradle these nuts.uts.

Don't look at me like,
no, I'm not going to.

But I know someone back
there who might. Oh.

[everyone in unison] Oh.

Come on, we're just
looking out for you.

Here, grab that.

[crowd chuckling]

Just grab it. Take it.

[Todd]. Gimme that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Todd].
Jesus Christ.

This is for you, Jimi.

? When Jimi was a baby

? Smiling on his mama's knee ?

? WhGoo goo gaga. baby

? She took a look
into those eyes

? And pinched his
big old cheeks

? They'd been trying for so
long to get him to speak ?

Say Mama.

? He opened up his mouth

? And just to all our luck

? His first and
favourite words were,

? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ?

[everyone laughing]

? Come on, guys. Holy fuck!
Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ?

? Jimi's first and
favourite words were

? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ?

? Come on, guys. Holy fuck!
Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ?

? Jimi's first and
favourite words were

? Come on, guys. Holy...

Come on, Leonard, give the
people what they want.

? Co? Ooooohhhhhhh! ?...

We love you Jimi!

[chants] Jimi. Jimi, Jimi.

Payback's a bitch, Roach!

[in unison] Fuck you,
Jenn Conch!

Oh ho, ho, ho!

Okay. You hick motherfuckers.

You wouldn't recognize ambition
if it slapped you in the face

Okay. Ywith a wet fish.ckers.

But you know what?

I'll show you guys
what real success is.

Mmm-hmm.

I'll be back to turn your
world around like a snow globe

in a heat wave, bitches!

Your flight's been cancelled.

What?

It's been cancelled.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!

[Dewey]. For my sister,

a strong one to
help you loosen up.

[Dewey].
Okay. What the hell, Dale?

You're making me sound
like a fricking floozy.

Well, you've got Jane.

We both know you've
had sex at least once.

Yeah. And that's one
more time than you.

Wait. You're a virgin?

I bid you adieu.

[Todd]. And I bid you a get
the fuck going. Bye.

Oh, I thought he was
never gonna leave.

That was informative.

Yes. And I, I will
treat you next time.

That's right.
You got the pizza.

Yes. And I, I will
I thought you got the pizza.

That's right.
I didn't get the pizza.

[Daina]. Ah, there it is.

[Todd]. What is that?

[Daina]. That is a condom.

Mmm-hmm.

Only one?

It's very subtle, Dale.

I, I'm just joking.
I'm not that kind of guy.

I like to take things
slow actually.

I can be slow.

I like to take things
slowYeah?ally.

Yeah.

Wow.

Just wow?

[romantic guitar music]

?

[romantic Yes!ar music]

[Todd]. Hey, Auds, you hungover?

I'm making eggs bene.

And I got to third base and
[chuckles] I stole home.

I'm[man grunting]ene.

My lady. [gasps] Oh.

[quietly] Fuck.

Sometimes you don't think,
you just do.

Yeah.

["My Music at Work" by
The Tragically Hip]

? Everything is bleak

? It's the middle
of the night

? You're all alone

? And the dummies
might be right

? You feel like a jerk

? And the dummies
? My music at work ?

? My music at work ?

? Avoid trends and cliches

? Don't try to be up to date

? And when the sunlight
? hits the olive oil ?hes

? Fuck you, Jenn Conch! ?

? Don't hesitate

? The night's so ? Fuclong it hurtsonch! ?

? My music at work ?

? In a symbol too far

? Or the anatomy of a stain

? To determine
where you are ?

[loud indistinct yelling]

[Snax chittering]

? My music at work,
my music at work ?

? My music at work,
my music at work ?

[loud screaming]

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