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(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)
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(Musical jingle)
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right music]
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[casual upbeat music]
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Engineering a softball
team is no different
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than engineering a refinery.
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You put the right people
on the right tasks.t
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than engineeYes! a refinery.
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YoAll right, we're onple
oa three-year skid.t
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So whatever it takes to
kick CornPulse Energy's ass.
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I got just the plan!
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Where'd these new
unis come from?
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Medhi ordered them.
I got - Nice!e plan!
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WherNice work!new
u- It's badass.
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All right, team,
pay attention, pay attention.
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Tanner, you've got
the youngest limbs
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you're going to pitch.
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Young and spry.
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Insulators, you're
in the outfield,
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because you don't
have a dental plan.
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Taser will help,
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look at him,
he's huge as fuck.
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Huge.
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Painters, I'm sorry,
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you're going to be
riding the pine,
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because you're all cross-eyed.
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you're going to be
[all talking over each other]
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Look, look, look, I don't
becawant to hear it, okay?yed.
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Homer, you've got the softest
hands, you'll be on first.
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10-4.
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I thought I had
the softest hands.
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You do.
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At third, because he's
a psychopath, Backwoods.
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And that's our team.
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At thirdNice!ause he's
a psychop- Yes!ackwoods.
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Yeah!
- Medhi!
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Ooh, Dewey!
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Yes, of course,
you are a batboy.
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Perfect.
- Strategically sound.
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That's a good position.
- What?!
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Perfect.
That is not a position.
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Ooh, no, it's your cover
story, it's a ruse.
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I need your rat-like senses
to spy on the other team.
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All right, let's
beat these cornfuck
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ethanol-producing hypocrites.
- Yeah.
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They're all still driving
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gas-guzzling trucks to work
every day, aren't they?
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[everyone cheering]
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Hypocrites!
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[everyone cheering]
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Here we have the
memorial trophy cabinet.
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It's a little sparse,
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but you know what,
memoriwe're proud.binet.
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Five years, no trophies?
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Someone explain to me how
that boosts worker morale.
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Oh, losing is super fun
with the right attitude.
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And the right bevvies.
- Yeah.
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And we're gonna be there,
withpumping 'em up,tude.
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playing the music, cheering.
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Return the uniforms,
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they can play in their
personal clothing.
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And stop spending
money behind my back.
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Actually, Medhi paid for these.
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[in unison] Ooh!
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How much money did he make
Actuathe company this year?ese.
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Well, if, uh, if
Medhi approved it,
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I'm fine with it.
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So you going to this bush
league bullshit today?
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Yes, I'm gonna
cheer the gang on.
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They've asked me to
throw the first pitch.
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Yes, I'm gonna
chOh, la-di-da!on.
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They've asked me to
How come I'm not number one?
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Two is a very
auspicious number.
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It holds great respect.
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Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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That could be your
nickname, actually.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Number two?
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The Deuce.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah! The Deuce.
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Yeah, the Deuce.
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You got this.
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Make way for the Deuce!
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Okay.
- Mmm mmm.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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Nice.
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Get ready for the
Deuce to drop!
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[Jenn]. Janet, get the door!
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Better help the
bullpen has a plunger.
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Here's a good spot. Yes.
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No, this is-
- If you don't mind maybe,
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starting a cheer for my
first plate appearance,.
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it would be much appreciated.
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starting a cheer for my
firYeah. We got this.e,.
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Thank you very much.
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starting a cheer for my
firYeah. WYay!t this.e,.
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[Dewey] Enjoy.
Thank - Okay.y much.
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starting a cheer for my
Let's go, boys! Let's go!
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Gonna be the fourth
year in a row.
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I need this win!
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Do you even know how
to use that thing?
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Yes, I watched a YouTube video.
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Oh my God.
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[Bennett]. Hot wieners! Hot buns!
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Taste my salty hot buns
and mystery meat.
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There you go.
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[people laughing]
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What the fuck?
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Look at those
CornPulse bastards!
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I want to know
their game plan,
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their batting order,
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and any potential
injuries they might have.
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But most importantly,
if you get captured,
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and any potential
inkeep your mouth shut!e.
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Wait, I can get captured?
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Hey, hey, hey, boys!
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Drinking? Don't you get it?
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This game is about more
than just winning.
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This is a statement.
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People in our community think
that we are the bad guys, huh,
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the evil,
coal-burning stepchild.
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People in our community think
thBut we are gonna show themh,
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by winning this softball
tournament what we are made of!
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[in unison] Yeah!
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Hey, man, we're just
trying to have some fun.
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It's the frickin' weekend.
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Guys, we can have
fun and still win.
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We just need to pace ourselves
and not get too fucked up.
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[Homer]. Roger that, Todder.
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We just need to pace ourselves
and not You rang?ucked up.
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LFG, let's go, boys!
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We just need to pace ourselves
and [in unison] Yeah!d up.
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Taser what are you doing, man?
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We just need to pace ourselves
and [iRelax, Medhi.h!d up.
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I like to enjoy my beverage
without the use of my ass.
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We are so fucked.
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Okay, can you do this?
-Yes.
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Good! Now get out there!
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Aaaahh!
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Don't get captured!
Stay behind their eye-line!
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Get down!
- Wooh!
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Don't get captured!
StHe's gonna fuck it up.ne!
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Get down!
Faster!
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DStop eating double
cheeseburgers every night,!
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we might actually
have a chance!
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DStop eating double
cheeseburFaster!ery night,!
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Oh, get their balls.
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Up! Down!
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Get away from me!
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What the fuck are
you doing, man?
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Get away from me.
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No, you suck it!
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What do we have here?
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[Captain Corn]. Get outta here!
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WhSecret game plans.?
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[Captain Corn]. Beat his ass!!
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What the fuck are
you doing back here?
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My peripheries get all
screwed up sometimes.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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I was chasing a $5 bill.
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If you see a $5 bill with Harry
Potter written on the back,
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I was just chasing it, so.
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Oh, fuck Roach!
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Don't drain your weasel in
the middle of the field,
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Oyou ditch pig!
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Don't drain your weasel in
Someone's gonna slip in that!
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There's a porta-john
over there, man!
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I gotta flow!
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Don't slip in Roach's piss,
everybody!
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Hey!
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[Billy]. What are the odds?
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Hey there, neighbour!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, pays like 20 an hour cash,
plus a free beer, right?
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WhaIt's charity work.re?
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I like to pay it forward.
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Shit, Auds, you got
some heat, girl!
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Oh! Sorry, brother!
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What the fuck is that?
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Sorry, welder's elbow!
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[Backwoods].
What Sure, it is.hat?
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Blankin' too much dicky!
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[light playful music]
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Are you, um, working?
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It's for the kids,
you got 40 bucks?
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It's just 'cause I had to-
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You know what,
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I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and watch the game.
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Okay, great. I'll join ya!
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I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and Great!the game.
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[kids chanting]. Conch, Conch, Conch, Conch!
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[Barb]. Oh God, look who just arrived.
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I kinda feel like she
wants to wear my skin.
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I know, but she's so loaded!
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[groans] I mean, I would
trade places with her in a-
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[in unison] Heartbeat.
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Hey, so here are my stats.
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Oh. Okay.
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And a little slugger card.
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[Bev]. Oh, Dale!
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Can you introduce
me as Dinger Dale?
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It says here you're on
the bench, sweetie.
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Oh, but I'm staying loose.
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Hot tube steaks on a bun!
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Tightly packed
lips and assholes!
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So delicious you'll
forget to chew.
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You've got to be shitting me.
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What are you doing here?
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Fulfilling the
Youconditions of my parole.e.
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[Todd]. Down an eye, are ya?
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Fulfilling the
YoucondiYou sober now?role.e.
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[Todd]. California sober.ya?
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Fulfilling the
YOkay. Take two chilli dogs..
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[Bennett cawing]
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Bennett, I see your
YOkaywieners are intact.ogs..
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That's a good side
hustle for ya.
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Come here.
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There's been a lot of chatter
about decertification.
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I'm concerned about
the state of the union.
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That's American.
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This is a union town.
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Look, shit will go
sideways if that happens.
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Shit can't go sideways.
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Only if it hits a
very powerful fan.
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Good to know.
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We need to speak
to Conch's board.
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Is that something you can do?
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We need to speak
No, we're both gonna do it.
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I just called an
emergency board meeting.
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They're coming to
NImperial Valley tomorrow..
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I just called an
emeThat is fantastic.ng.
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They're coming to
NImperiaWhat the..?morrow..
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There's a fucking
bite out of this.
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They're coming to
NImperiaWow, great.morrow..
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You didn't put any chilli on.
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No tip?
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Welcome back.
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[Bennett].Put the tip in your mouth, huh?
How about that?
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Put my tip in your mouth.
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There you go.
- Ooh, thank you.
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Doing all right?
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Hey, Billy, don't you have some
bases to clean or something?
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Okay, well, duty calls.
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Great to see you. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh. Yeah.
- Really, really good to see ya.
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Okay, see ya, Billy.
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Oh.[Billy].h.
- Really, rea Yeah.od to see ya.
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OkaHe's harmless.ly.
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Yeah, and I'm sober.
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Ok[Daina laughing]y.
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Did you guys go to school
together or something or?
252
00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,278
Yeah, no, we just
have a history.
253
00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:02,920
It's nothing crazy.
254
00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:05,719
Yeah, no, we just
Okay, let's play some ball.
255
00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,919
Come on, what's the holdup?
256
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,480
I got shit to do.
257
00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,879
This is so exciting.
258
00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,239
I've never thrown a first
pitch before. [chuckles]
259
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,759
You got this, you got this.
260
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,999
[Barb]. Hey, you softball people,
it's Barb.
261
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,040
[Bev]. And Bev, also known as-
262
00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,759
[Barb]. Hey,Bum and Bummer!eople,
Bum and Bummer!
263
00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,119
What the fuck is
Bum and Bummer?
264
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,159
[crowd chanting]. Bum and Bummer!
265
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,198
What the fuck is
Bum and Bummer, that's right.
266
00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:27,479
So, it's time for
the first pitch,
267
00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,159
which is gonna be
Bum athrown by none otherght.
268
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:34,039
than Conch Industries' Chelsea,
the wild thang, Nakamura!
269
00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,359
w[crowd cheering]
Bum athr[horn blaring]herght.
270
00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,319
Um...
271
00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,918
w[crowd cheering]
Bum athrLet's do this.herght.
272
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,359
Hey, what's going on out there?
273
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,590
Jenn throwing the first pitch.
[murmuring]
274
00:08:44,161 --> 00:08:46,999
Hey, what's gBut...n out there?
275
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,119
Okay, looks like there's
a slight change of plans
276
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,919
and the first pitch is going
to be thrown by our other boss,
277
00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:54,359
the Deuce, Jenn Conch.
278
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,080
Oh, she's a douche, all right.
279
00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,319
thWhat a bitch move.h.
280
00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,719
I know, I don't
know what the fuck.
281
00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,919
All right, put a little
mustard on it for ya..
282
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,750
I kn[Steph].n't
know wh Okay! fuck.
283
00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:04,639
So good!
284
00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,879
Use your good arm! [laughter]
285
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,080
Let's give it up for Jenn,
the douche, Conch, everyone.
286
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,799
Fuck it, let's chug it.
287
00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,479
[Barb]. Okay, okay, guys.
288
00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,639
Grab your nuts and
your other snacks.
289
00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:19,399
The game's gonna start soon.
290
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,518
How much longer do I
have to fucking be here?
291
00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:28,959
[Janet]. Well, it's a beautiful day.
292
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,759
Oh, hey, miss, can I
haget like your photo?e?
293
00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,558
It'll be my new background.
294
00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:34,758
Oh, I want in on this.
295
00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,959
Oh, uh, I'll get it,
It'lI'll take it. Yeah.und.
296
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,959
Was your oxygen levels possibly
cut off during childbirth?
297
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,079
No, I came out feet first.
298
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,398
It's kind of like a water slide,
but a vagina. [chuckles]
299
00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,558
[Janet].
No, I Okay, cheese!first.
300
00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,798
It's kind of like a water slide,
but Foreskin cheese!les]
301
00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:48,678
Just cheese!
No, I- Thick cheese!first.
302
00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,398
Cheese, everybody,
regular cheese!
303
00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,089
Okay, guys.
- Come on, let me see it.
304
00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:54,878
Hey, Jennifer, Jenny, or
whatever it is you go by,
305
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,440
can I talk to you about an
idea that my sister had?
306
00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,679
Unionizing the permittees
307
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,209
and bringing everyone
together like a big unit.
308
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,720
Uh, by big unit, I meant,
like team, not a big dick.
309
00:10:06,721 --> 00:10:07,878
That was kind of weird.
310
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:08,929
What do you think?
311
00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,798
You're good with that,
right, permit?
312
00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:11,879
Yeah, what?
313
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,239
Wait, you're a permittee?
314
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,918
Use this on your face.
315
00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:16,278
Come on, come with me.
WaOh, come on, let's go.?
316
00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,720
UseI'm coming, too!ce.
317
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,070
We're having a fucking
WaOh,convo here, no? go.?
318
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,240
Put that on my tab.
319
00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,518
Boys, let's beat his ass!
320
00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,000
Beat him!
321
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,239
Leave him alone,
you fucking dweeb!
322
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,879
Get the fuck away.
323
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,050
Hey, hey, hey!
324
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,200
Easy now.
325
00:10:33,201 --> 00:10:35,199
What the fuck is going
on here, you fucking...
326
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,830
You guys high?
Settle down here.
327
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,039
Hey, hey!
328
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,518
What do you want to fucking
throw stuff at me, man?
329
00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,359
Fucking easy, easy.
Save it for the fucking game.
330
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,119
Save it for... Out of the
fucking way, let's go.
331
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,278
Fucking see you out there,
you fucking dweebs.
332
00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,278
Save it for... Out of the
fucThis is assault.go.
333
00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,518
Fucking see you out there,
yYou okay, Conchie?
334
00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:47,839
SThere's a reason a conch
shell looks like a pussy.
335
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,878
What is it?
336
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:49,878
Get fucked and get
ready to lose.
337
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,479
Suck it, Donny.
- Yo, fuck you.
338
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,079
You don't even know how
to do any work. [spits]
339
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,119
Suck it, Donny.
Get the fuck out of here.
340
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,079
Fuck off!
- Fucking asshole.
341
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,340
Fuck is going on out here?
342
00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:59,240
You know we're fucked up
when I'm the voice of reason.
343
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,359
Women, children, family,
fucking dogs, everything.
344
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,410
Grandmas even-
345
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,519
And ex-boyfriends.
346
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,759
Oh, fuck, I didn't
know about that.
347
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,038
I thought you weren't
even going to have any.
348
00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,119
Only a couple, at least.
349
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,959
That's before everything
went to shit.
350
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,360
Billy and his fancy
Onlfucking sex moves.st.
351
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,799
Sex moves? What's he got?
352
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,479
She totally wants
to have a vote.
353
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,600
A decertification vote?
354
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,719
She totally wants
That's a good thing, right?
355
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,719
Bad.
356
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,410
How many fingers
am I holding up?
357
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,279
What is that, two?
358
00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,038
It's kind of hard to tell.
359
00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,079
You're okay, Conchie.
360
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,119
It'It's go time, Taser.ll.
361
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,439
[Taser]. Okay, just one more beer.
362
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,479
Let's go, boys and girls.
Let's go, boys and girls.
363
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,158
Let's whoop these
hummus-eating dorks.
364
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,558
Let's go, boys and girls.
Let[everyone cheering]ls.
365
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:38,039
Union or non-union, let's beat
these scabby piss missiles.
366
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,070
Let'Thank you for thatls.
well-thought-out speech, Todd.
367
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:44,200
Let's face cleaver
these motherfuckers!
368
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:47,518
Extreme, Stools, but I
enjoy the enthusiasm.
369
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:48,518
[everyone cheering]
370
00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:49,758
Extreme[Homer]., but I
enj We've got this!m.
371
00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,518
I'll have your bats ready
when you guys get back.
372
00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:52,719
This is ridiculous, Medhi.
373
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,678
I'llYou know I shouldeady
when be out there.back.
374
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,279
You're my favourite bat boy.
375
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,839
I'llYou know I shouldeady
But I could be so much more.
376
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,719
? I remember
when growing up ?
377
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,678
I'llYou know I shouldeady
But[overlapping yelling]ore.
378
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:09,000
? Sunny summer days we
would hear the call
379
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,678
I' ? Come on, everybody,y
B let's play some baseball ?
380
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,558
Get her right down the pipe,
Captain Cornhole.
381
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,758
I' ? Come on, everybody,y
B let's plEat it! baseball ?
382
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:18,169
Get her right down the pipe,
C[crowd cheering]
383
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,878
[crowd cheering]
384
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,398
? A fine fast jack
385
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,439
? Watch me threw the first
pitch there's no turnin' back ?
386
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,638
[Backwoods]. ? A f Yeah!st jack
387
00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:29,038
? ? Of the sun to it'srst
pitc setting getting small ?k ?
388
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,000
[Backwoods]. ?Oh! Fuck off!jack
389
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,398
There we go.
390
00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:36,039
[crowd yelling]
391
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,639
[Backwoods].
Th Oh fuck!.
392
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,480
[crowd gasping]
393
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,200
We're gonna need
a new catcher.
394
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,599
My bro's sideways.
395
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,599
You guys need to tell
your bro to chill out
396
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,638
on the liver poison.
397
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,599
Okay, Taser, line it up.
398
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,439
If you're too fucked up,
you're not playing.
399
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,599
We all got to work tomorrow.
400
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,999
If you're too fucked up,
yo[Taser grunting].
401
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,039
[Dewey].
W Looks like he needs a sub.
402
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,918
[slurring] It's just
an inner ear thing.
403
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,158
Yeah, nice try. You're done.
404
00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:08,029
[slu Take a seat.ust
an i- Ah, fuck.ing.
405
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,480
[Medhi]. Roach, you're going in.
406
00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:11,599
Don't let me down.
407
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,638
Sick!
408
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:13,758
[Dewy].
Don Oh, come on!n.
409
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,320
The outfield pisser?
410
00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,000
[Dewy].
Put me in, coach..
411
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,039
I'm saving the best for
last, Punky Dewster.
412
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,759
Yo, slop tart.
413
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,200
What happened to
pacing ourselves?
414
00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:28,599
Stress, man. This union shit.
415
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,080
I think I fucked up with Jenn.
416
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,720
She was a cranky
Stresbitch bastard to me.hit.
417
00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:35,359
She's a fucking cranky
bitch bastard to everyone.
418
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,119
Don't worry about
union shit right now.
419
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,240
We've got a game to win.
420
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,759
DAnd I found outt
uBilly boinked Daina.
421
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,918
Really? Seriously?
422
00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:45,200
Him of all people.
423
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,558
Can't say I'm totally shocked.
424
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,599
I mean, he's pretty up
front about his kill count.
425
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,839
Probably that thing that
he does with his pinkies.
426
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,759
Oh, it's a good
one, eh? [laughs]
427
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,409
Probably that thing that
he doAnd Daina? Yeah.ies.
428
00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,119
She's a special one.
429
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,479
[Todd]. What the fuck, man?
That's gonna bruise.
430
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,479
Not as special as
Syou, though, Auds..
431
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,479
[Todd]. What the fuck, man?
ThDon't do that.ise.
432
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,999
Not as special as
Come on, come on, come on.
433
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,398
[Todd]. What the fuck, man?
Okay, now I need a drink.
434
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,720
Not as special as
I need tequila. His pinkies?
435
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,279
Play ball!
436
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,678
[Barb]. And we are here today,
437
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,359
raising money to help
save the whales.
438
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,878
[Bev]. Our blowhole besties have
been waiting all year,
439
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,439
raising money to help
for our support..
440
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440
Aw, you don't have
to do that, Janet.
441
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:25,359
She chose to wear $5,000
shoes to a ballgame.
442
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,158
Six thousand!
443
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,479
SI was hoping we could00
talk about the permittees
444
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,918
that would like to
join the unions.
445
00:14:30,919 --> 00:14:32,919
Well, your onion breath GF
446
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,639
just tried to with his
stink-rat burnout permit.
447
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,918
Listen, unionization would bring
the whole refinery together.
448
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,960
Less accidents,
increased morale-
449
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,559
Increased costs.
450
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,240
It just seems easier to me
451
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,999
to get rid of their
precious unions.
452
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,050
Okay, so everyone
just loses their job?
453
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:50,359
[Jenn]. Uh, Chelsea, you
don't fucking get it.
454
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,599
[Barb]. Record this, this
is gonna be good.
455
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,960
You don't need to stay here.
456
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,799
I can send you back to Regina.
457
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,359
Surely you don't want to hang
out in this redneck loser-ville?
458
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,440
Uh, you know, I think what Jenn
is trying to impart here is-
459
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,719
Shut your pie hole,
Janet, thank you!
460
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,719
Sense of belonging.
461
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,879
You know what?
462
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,999
We're not on company property,
Sso I can say this.
463
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,038
I don't like you.
464
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,919
I don't like working for you!
465
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,050
No one here does.
466
00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:11,479
I mean, you're out
of your goddamn mind.
467
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,320
And I'm not fucking moving.
468
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,879
Fuck all of you imbeciles.
469
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,200
Fuck you.
470
00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,959
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you.
471
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,480
I am shutting your inbred
honky tonk unions down.
472
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,480
I'm decertifying them all.
- [Barb] What?
473
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,320
[Jenn]. Conch will be non-union.
474
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,000
I can do whatever I want.
475
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,240
I'm the Deuce.
476
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,398
And you wonder why your
daddy loved me more.
477
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:37,398
[in funny voice]
You're so funny.
478
00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:38,439
Are you a comedian?
479
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,639
You're hilarious.
480
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,039
Are y[laughing]ian?
481
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,158
[Barb]. Look who's talking.
482
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,239
Hey, plumper dumpers,
483
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,239
I need you to get
some new hire forms
484
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,999
for the fresh batch
of permits, okay?
485
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,990
Um, we're actually
snot on the clock,s
486
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,519
you knockoff-wearing bitch.
487
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,199
The guy said that
nobody could tell.
488
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,239
Yeah, you can tell.
489
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,360
And you know what?
490
00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:58,278
This is volunteer,
so you're not the boss here,
491
00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,919
you botched-ass implant.
492
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:04,639
Please enjoy this very special
somessage from Jenn Conch.e,
493
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,840
[Jenn on video]. I am shutting your inbred
honky tonk unions down.
494
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,798
I fucking knew it.
- You're fucking right.
495
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,399
Told ya!
496
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,678
[Jenn on video]. I'm decertifying them all!
Conch will be non-union.
497
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:15,798
I can do whatever I want.
498
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,798
I'm the Deuce.
499
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:17,798
I can[crowd booing] want.
500
00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,239
I was just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
501
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,519
I c ? I'm the Deuce ?ant.
502
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,798
? I'm the Deuce ?
- [Todd] You are a douche!
503
00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,119
? I'm the Deuce ?
504
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,959
? I'm the Deuce ?
[chanting] Jenn, go home!!
505
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,720
? I'm the Deuce ?
?- Jenn, go home!
506
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,359
? I'm the Deuce ?
[chantJenn, go home!home!!
507
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,798
Jenn stays here.
508
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:33,679
[chanting] Jenn, go home!
509
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,600
Jenn stays here.
510
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,479
Oh, okay, all right.
Okay, that's it.
511
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,519
That was uncalled for! Okay!
512
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,158
Wow, that's not the first
time that's happened,
513
00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:43,440
I don't think.
514
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:46,449
Sorry, everyone, but good
riddance to that Conch sucker.
515
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:47,638
Let's play ball!
516
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,399
[crowd cheering]
517
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,399
Let'sFuck! ball!
518
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,230
Come on, Stephi!
Come on, Stephi!
519
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,558
Stephi, you can't just
stand there and look hot,
520
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,599
you gotta make
the fuckin' play!
521
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,558
Safe!
522
00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,080
[crowd cheering]
523
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,838
[Backwoods]. Come on, buddy!
524
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,038
[Todd]. Come on, Conchie!
525
00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:10,200
[Backwoods].
[crowd cheering]
526
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,239
Yeah!
527
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,400
Oh!
528
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:13,518
Nice hit, Auds!
529
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:14,479
Nice ass!
530
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,479
Go, go, go, go!
531
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,200
[crowd cheering]
532
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440
Strike! Strike! Here we go!
533
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,838
[Steph] Come on.
- Oopsie daisies!
534
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,000
[Billy chuckling]
535
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,199
[Steph] Come on.
Listen, you filthy liquor pig!
536
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,838
I got good money riding
on this game, okay?
537
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,758
One more out and
Listenthe inning's over!r pig!
538
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,879
I got good money riding
Come on, you can do this!
539
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,838
[Medhi]. Get up. Get up. Get up.
540
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:36,639
I got go[Dewey]. riding
He can't even stand up, Medhi.
541
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,558
[Medhi]. Get up.I mean-. Get up.
542
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:38,609
[Steph]. Okay, time.
543
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,719
Time.
544
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,079
Throw it to your pal.
545
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,358
That's a boy.
546
00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:43,278
[Dewey]. He can't even throw
the ball back!
547
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,960
[Billy].
Tha Game on!.
548
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:48,229
[Backwoods]. He's got a lot left in the
tank and he drank all of it.
549
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,319
[Homer]. Yeah, it's hot!
550
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,240
[crowd cheering]
551
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,680
[Billy]. Oh, nice one, train wreck!
552
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,160
Yeah!
553
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,200
Hey, nice catch, Buzzy!
554
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,640
[Billy]. Yeah! You got it!
555
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:03,680
[crowd cheering]
556
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,799
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck-
557
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,319
[indistinct jeering]
558
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,879
[cheering]
559
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,200
Nice.
560
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,020
[Bev]. Okay, this is it,
561
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,118
the final period.
562
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,399
The bottom of the sixth.
563
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,039
CornPulse is up on team Conch.
564
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,279
The 3 scores to 2.ixth.
565
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,598
One out.
566
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,399
Reginald Backwoods
Davies the III is on second.
567
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,880
Looking good to
tie up the match.
568
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,798
[Barb]. It looks like Conch needs
Da a player at home platend.
569
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,429
and they don't
seem to have one?
570
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:33,358
[Barb]. IYou guys got a fuckin'ds
Da a player or what?platend.
571
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,999
[Barb]. Conch needs to get
someone to the platter
572
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,480
or this period's over, guys.
573
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,519
Oh my Lord, thundering fuck!
574
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,279
Billy! Time out!
575
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,119
Must be that
Bennett dog I had.
576
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,679
I don't know, I think I'm
gonna hurl or maybe shiss.
577
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,959
That's half shit
and half piss.
578
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,599
He's totally fucked.
579
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,959
How's he doing?t
- [Steph] Shit faced.
580
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,359
Hundred percent.
581
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,518
How's he doing?t
Dewey, you're going in.
582
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:53,959
You're my great white hope.
583
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,919
No, Medhi.
584
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,358
No pinch hitters
You'rein beer league. hope.
585
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,399
Oh, shit..
586
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,680
Medhi.
587
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:02,038
You know you have the
technology to sober him up.
588
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,439
Leonard, you brilliant bastard.
589
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,920
Okay, team, form a
circle around us.
590
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,199
Get in here, you guys. Come on.
591
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,278
Nice and tight, nice and tight.
592
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,959
Do you trust me, Todd Stool?
593
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,680
[chuckles] Not
Nice aneven a little bit.tight.
594
00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:15,518
But I'll do whatever
Do youit takes to win.Stool?
595
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,329
[Homer] Let's get set.
- Good answer.
596
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,399
We're friends, right?
597
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,358
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
598
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,399
[in unison] Whoa!
599
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,358
[Backwoods]. What the fuck?
600
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,358
Not for me.
601
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:24,399
[Dewey groaning]
602
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,599
Leonard.
603
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,199
Can I hold the IV bag?
- Why do you want to hold it?
604
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,239
For safety.
605
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,719
[Medhi]. Yeah, sure, you're the expert.
606
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,770
All right, Todd.
607
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,999
Just, uh, relax, take a
deep breath and exhale.
608
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,240
[Todd groaning]
609
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,589
Just, uh[Medhi]. take a
deep b There we go.ale.
610
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,960
Um, can you just pass this
note to your brother for me?
611
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,038
It's kind of fucking hot.
612
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,879
[Todd]. Stop squeezing
the bag, Steph.
613
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,879
[Steph].
I It's all gravity, baby.
614
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,240
[Todd]. Stop squeezing
1, 2, 3, and...
615
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:54,440
Oh, we're done.
616
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:55,680
Oh.
617
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,960
That much?
618
00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,440
Oh, this is one of the freakiest
buzz-ons I've ever had.
619
00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:01,609
I like it.
620
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,639
Are you good to go?
621
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,558
Good to go, coach.
622
00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,358
He's good to go!
623
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,319
[cheering]
624
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,559
Hey, this, uh, came for you.
625
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,240
What is that?
626
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200
Not from me.
- Oh.
627
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,440
Daina. Ooh.
628
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,038
Todd, you got this,
you crazy fucker.
629
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:23,598
[Homer]. Yeah, get out there, Todder!
630
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,679
Todd, you got this,
Stay clenched! Stay clenched!
631
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,038
You are not drunk.
632
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,439
[Medhi]. You'll be all right, Todd.
633
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,038
You have lots of energy.
634
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,599
You got this, Todder.
635
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,038
You are the golden arm.
636
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,659
He's pretty fucking great, hey?
637
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,159
You areStrike!lden arm.
638
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,879
[Todd]. Come on, that's up here, man.
639
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,879
[overlapping yelling]
640
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,078
[Todd].
Toddster, get ready to swing!.
641
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,118
[overlSeriously?ling]
642
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:50,719
[Billy].
T I gotta call it as I see it.
643
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,359
Come on, Todd, focus.
644
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,230
[[Bev]..
T I gott You can do it!see it.
645
00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:57,439
[man]. Come on, Todd.
646
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,479
[Billy]. Strike two!
647
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,479
[Conch team booing]
648
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,479
Yeah!
649
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,640
[Todd grunting]
[bowels gurgling]
650
00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:03,758
That's not good.
651
00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:04,719
[flatulence tooting]
652
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,719
Ooh. Oh.
653
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,240
Here we go!
654
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,479
Come on, Todd!
655
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,200
[Backwoods]. Come on, Toddler!
656
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,880
[Barb]. Come on, Todd!
657
00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:13,719
You all right, fella?
658
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,640
[Homer]. Power off the back foot, Todd!
659
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,039
YouLet's play ball.a?
660
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,880
[inspirational music]
661
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,640
You got get 'em, Toddonator!
662
00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:38,078
[inspirational music continues]
663
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:43,798
?
664
00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:45,599
[inspira[Todd grunting]ntinues]
665
00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,240
?
No way!
666
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,409
[farting]
667
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,680
[tense music swelling]
668
00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:53,758
No!
669
00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:55,639
[crowd cheering]
670
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,839
[inspirational music]
671
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,359
[glass shattering]
672
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,880
Yeah!
673
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,759
[crowd cheering]
674
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,838
Yeah!
675
00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:11,118
[laughs] Yeah!
676
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,639
Well, you gotta run the bases
or the run don't count, man!
677
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,559
Oh my fucking Lord.
678
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,999
Well, you gotta run the bases
or the [bright music]t, man!
679
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,279
Oh God.
680
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,838
Well, you[Backwoods].he bases
or the [b The fuck.c]t, man!
681
00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,720
[bright music continues]
682
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,598
Well, you[B[Medhi].].he bases
or th You didn't clench!man!
683
00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:29,838
I told you to clench!
684
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:32,240
[Bev]. Shit has hit the
fan here, babes.
685
00:22:32,241 --> 00:22:34,239
[Barb]. Ugh, I hope he's fixed
his washing machine.
686
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,358
Shit could hit a lot of
fans if they're not careful.
687
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,279
Go, Todd, go!
688
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,038
Shit cou[Barb].a lot of
Uh, go, shit-stained Stool!
689
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,659
[Steph]. Keep going! Keep going!
690
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:46,758
Shit cou[Barb].a lot of
Uh, g[crowd cheering]Stool!
691
00:22:46,759 --> 00:22:48,240
Yay, Todd!
692
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:50,129
[crowd cheering]
693
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,759
You did it!
694
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,960
[Backwoods]. Whatever. Shit happens.
695
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,279
Oh God, he smells.
696
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,480
Is it on me?
697
00:22:58,481 --> 00:22:59,598
[Steph]. I don't know.
698
00:22:59,599 --> 00:23:00,838
[Homer]. Yeah, look at that.
699
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,160
That is a side effect.
700
00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:03,758
[Homer].
What a shitty way to lose.
701
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,199
See ya next year.
- Yeah, man.
702
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,250
Pack your diapers.
703
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,798
SeHey, don't ber.
such a sore loser,
704
00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:08,879
Captain Ethanhole. [laughs]
705
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,838
[Captain Corn]. Fuck off.
706
00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:10,838
Todd!
- Coach!
707
00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:11,889
Oh, wow.
708
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,999
You know, uh, I accept
no responsibility
709
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,279
for adverse reactions.
710
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,038
I really think it was the
beer and the chilli dogs.
711
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,200
Okay.
712
00:23:18,201 --> 00:23:20,518
I rWe're all gonna signhe
waivers after we celebrate!
713
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,480
[team cheering]
714
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480
You know, I drank a fair bit.
715
00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,000
Like, a lot.
716
00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:28,518
And I don't normally
shit myself.
717
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:29,558
Just saying.
718
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,429
And I don't normally
Okay. [gagging]
719
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,239
Uh, wow, you really lived
up to your name, Stool.
720
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,319
[Todd chuckling]
721
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,039
ULoved that you just said
ufuck it and owned it..
722
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,719
[Billy chuckling] Yeah!
723
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,078
First round's on me,
look at that!
724
00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,680
Yeah, you know, I am, I am
good, but thank you, Billy.
725
00:23:47,681 --> 00:23:48,919
First round's on me,
All right, suit yourself.
726
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,799
Good game. [chuckles]
727
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,359
[sniffs] Ugh.
728
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,919
Um, when I said that
we had a history,
729
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,439
like we went on
one blind date.
730
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,490
Oh, really?
731
00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:01,509
Yeah, he said that
he forgot his wallet
732
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,200
and stuck me with the bill.
733
00:24:03,319 --> 00:24:07,000
I had one glass of wine and he
had ten double rum and cokes.
734
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,279
No, not Billy.
735
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,000
I mean, he's a stand-up guy.
736
00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,440
Looking sharp.
737
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,758
Very good. Look at that.
738
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,118
[Todd]. Okay.
739
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,598
Very goodYeah.k at that.
740
00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,919
[Todd]. I got you note.
741
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,640
Third base if I try my best.
742
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,200
[Daina]. I guess that worked.
743
00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:22,759
When should I cash in?
744
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,118
I'm thinking the
sooner the better.
745
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,599
Oh, me too.
746
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,278
I'm thinking the
Maybe just shower first?
747
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:29,359
Yeah.
- Yeah.
748
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,919
I'm tYeah.ng the
M- Poop smells strong.t?
749
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,959
My fucking hero!
750
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,400
Oh wow. Here we go.
751
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:35,639
[Backwoods] I love you, man.
752
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,920
But ya stink.
753
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,039
[Backwoods]
Okay, team photo!.
754
00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:40,838
[team cheering]
755
00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,758
Remember, board meeting
tomorrow, all right?
756
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:43,719
Whenever they arrive.
757
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,759
Yes, got it.
- Lay off the party.
758
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,239
Do I look like I
can keep going?
759
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,160
Meeting tomorrow important.
- Mmhmm.
760
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,240
Chelsea! Drink from this!
761
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,759
[team cheering]
762
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,879
Whoops!
763
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,079
Hey! Everybody say,
shit your pants!
764
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,200
Shit your pants!
765
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:03,079
[team cheering]
766
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,799
[Todd]. Holy fuck, that
shower felt good.
767
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:09,599
[Snax chittering]
768
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,679
You have no idea,
it was amazing.
769
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,640
They booed Jenn Conch right
out of the fucking ballpark.
770
00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:15,719
You have no idea,
[Snax chittering]
771
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,279
But, dude...
772
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,719
if she decertifies the plant,
773
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,838
it's gonna screw
everyone in this town.
774
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:22,278
[Audrey]. Like father, like daughter.
775
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:24,720
it's gonna screw
ev[Snax chittering]wn.
776
00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,159
Could be the dope, Snaxi,
777
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,479
but that actually
makes total sense.
778
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,518
Coul[Snax chittering]axi,
779
00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:29,518
It's perfect.
780
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:30,598
Coul[Snax chittering]axi,
781
00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:32,799
Well, Todd got a love note.
782
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,278
I guess I'm going
to third base,
783
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,400
whatever that means.
784
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,358
[Snax chittering]
785
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:39,409
[Todd choking]
786
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,079
Holy shit! Snaxi!
787
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,199
I don't think that's
what it means,
788
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,598
you horny, furry little slut.
789
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:46,278
I That would be at's
least a home run.
790
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,039
Probably a grand
slam or what?
791
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,680
Hi, Darren.
792
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,558
Did you know that
there is a lack
793
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,358
of five-star accommodation
in this town?
794
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,118
I spent the night
in a dumpster motel.
795
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,038
of five-star accommodation
inOh, rats.n?
796
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:00,640
Yes, there were rats.
797
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,079
Can you inform the pilot that
I'd love a smooth flight?
798
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,519
My nerves are very rattled
799
00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:07,358
and I can't handle
any turbulence.
800
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,720
I can pass along that message.
801
00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:12,799
I'm not sure how much control
they have over the weather.
802
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,239
Well, I once convinced the sun
803
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,359
to set later for one of
my pool parties, Janet.
804
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,530
All right?
Well,- Of course. Right.he sun
805
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,399
Darren, go big.
Get me home, baby.
806
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,839
Oh, would you look at that.
807
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,130
Darren, go big.
Your flight's been delayed.
808
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,319
[Jenn] Darren.
- Mmhmm?
809
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,758
Get me out of this
fucking shithole, okay?
810
00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:32,318
Or I'm gonna go ballistic
on social media.
811
00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:33,758
Get me out of this
fuI know Tim Robbins.y?
812
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,039
Tony.
- Tony Robbins.
813
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,479
I know Tony Robbins.
814
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,310
We're short-staffed with the
new mandated break rules.
815
00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:42,240
[chuckles] Unions. Am I right?
816
00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:43,278
Fuck!
817
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,000
? Rise up, rise up ?
818
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,319
? Oh rise and show your power
819
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,200
? Rise up rise up ?
820
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:51,278
? We're dancing into the sun
821
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,720
? Rise up rise up ?
822
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:55,278
? It's time for celebrationn
823
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,680
? Rise up rise up ?
824
00:26:56,759 --> 00:27:00,720
? Spirits time has come ?nn
825
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,598
? We want lovin' we
want laughter again
826
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:09,799
? We want heartbeat
827
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,799
? We want madness to end,
w we want dancin'in
828
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,400
? We want to run
in the streets
829
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:20,519
? We want freedom to
live in this peace
830
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,799
? We want power,
want to make it okay
831
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,079
? Want to be singin'
at the end of the day
832
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,000
? Children to breathe a new life
833
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,400
? Everybody dance
into the sun
834
00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:53,079
? Rise up rise up ?
835
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,720
? It's time for celebration ?
836
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:07,079
[bright music]
837
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,720
[screaming]
838
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:13,320
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