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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:07,680 So it's not okay to say That a woman has nice legs? 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,400 Unless you know them, Otherwise, it's sexist. 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,680 But if one dates, Is it a compliment? 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,520 Yes, obviously. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,720 -Can women meat? -What? 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,400 Can women meat? One never reads about women- 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,680 —atand claims that jokes were the cause to a racist comment. 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,800 -It is right. Women are not kidding. -They are not racists. 9 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,760 Yes, they are. 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,800 But only men can say that jokes are the cause of- 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,600 -That they said something racist. 12 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,840 Women babes. Racist chat. 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,560 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,320 The meaning has been lost due to excessive use. 14 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,160 -I think I'm done. -I want up to 100 calories. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:55,440 Meat, meat, meat. 16 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,960 -It feels good. -It feels great. 17 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,040 -Ha it, buddy. See you. -It's going well, after you. 18 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,840 -No, you were first. -It's going well. Do you. 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,720 -Why? -No reason. Just do it. 20 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,560 Why do you let me go ahead? 21 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,680 -You know ... you're from Liverpool. -And? 22 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,440 I don't want to upset The Mersey men. 23 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,480 -Why not?-They tends. 24 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,240 -What? -It's not worth the risk. 25 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,120 -Take the fucking paper. -I take the damn paper. Thanks. 26 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,840 -Is everything in order? -So far. 27 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,000 A moment. I need more paper. 28 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,240 -Hi! I'm not done yet! -Simon. 29 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,040 -go off. -It's going well. It's pure. 30 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,960 Not quite. Move you. 31 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,600 Liverpool. 32 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,240 -What? -Liverpool. 33 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:19,480 -Be so good. Wash the fucking. -I wash the fucking. 34 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,320 -It was close. -Are you? 35 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,280 Hello! You two. Come here. 36 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,920 -What are you doing? -runs! 37 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,040 Come back! 38 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,920 -What is happening? -Inging. 40 39 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,720 -Joey Barton. -Wayne Rooney. 40 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,840 -Colleen Rooney. -Paul McCartney. 41 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,480 -I can probably knock him. -maybe now. 42 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,800 Don't judge people by look. 43 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,600 Easy for you to say. We are Jews. 44 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,160 -Does it play any role? -It's genetic. 45 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:04,080 -See you. Your BMI is probably one. -You say Jews are weak. 46 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,880 Maybe not Zelensky, But there is a trend. 47 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,200 I have an idea. Spend less time on nice words- 48 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,560 -and to try to win the Nobel PrizeAnd a little more time at the fitness center. 49 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,960 -It's good advice. -The mark advice. 50 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,680 Please be so good. 51 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,280 Have it, boys. 52 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,280 -This you are right? -Do it. 53 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,920 Guess who to meet. Amy Levy, a nine -year -old chess genius. 54 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,480 It is Jewish upbringing. Top grade, doctorate ... 55 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,960 Top grade. 56 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,320 Who cares if we are weakening Who can't join the bathroom? 57 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,880 But that's probably it in many immigrant groups. 58 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,280 Too many Rishi Sunaks, Too get Roy Keanes. 59 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,240 Glory. 60 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,800 -Do that's fine? -Yes. What happened? 63 61 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,320 -Do you do that's my fault? -I don't think. 62 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,800 I was here, And you came from nowhere. 63 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,880 We should exchange social security number. 64 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,720 Absolutely. 65 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:22,120 -It's 63 ... what are you doing? -I can't see with one eye. 66 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:26,160 -Are you blind? And you drive? -I'm allowed it! 67 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,240 With one functioning eye? 68 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,080 -Yes. -Do it dare? 69 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,560 -Not necessary. It is legal. -Tull talk. 70 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,320 So you don't have to say- 71 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,520 -at you can't see with one eye? Half your sight is gone! 72 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,800 Do you know what? It's your fault. I have a witness. 76 73 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,640 -Are you sure? -No. 74 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,440 Whose side are you on? Min or cyclopens? 75 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:55,240 It's not about pages. I have to be objective. 76 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,840 Angela? Paul Green, "Jewish Enquirer". 77 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,320 -How is it going? -She smiles with her eyes. 78 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,960 Yes, but they are just children. 79 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,440 -Do you play? -I tried when I was younger. 80 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,120 You should challenge her. 81 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,880 -Does she do anything else? -She plays violin. 82 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,880 -OK. Any sports? -She loves table tennis. 83 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:37,760 -OK. Something more physical? -Like what? 84 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,480 -Rugby?-Why should I? 85 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,880 -Make her tougher. -And have a gangster daughter? 86 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,680 In case someone steals The violin on the bus. 87 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,320 A bus. You're kidding. 88 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:57,400 OK. So I start? 89 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:02,920 Yes, for a moment. Wet so good, amy. 90 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,640 -What are you doing? -I give you a chance. 91 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,760 Slightly condescending. 92 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,960 -What? -Do like that. 93 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,040 -It's easy. -Can you drive like that? 94 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,440 Better than most in Golds Green. 95 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,200 -How it? -Inging. 96 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,200 -What is Joshie? -Mandarin time. 97 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,800 Not guitar? 98 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,560 Is it possible That you mix mandarin and mandolin? 103 99 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,760 -What? -What's the point? 100 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,600 Another language is good for the brain. Proven. 101 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,440 What do you think he should do? 102 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,840 -Boxing. -What? He is eight years old. 103 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,760 -Weight lifting. -What fuck that fail you? 104 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,560 Turned in chess of a young person with a blindfold. 105 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,800 -She couldn't even see. -You are a lousy chess player. 106 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,160 The point is That we train the children to become geniuses. 107 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,960 -Genius. Sorry. Genius. -Genius. 108 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,880 By teaching them Chinese, But do not fit in. 109 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,800 -Tap into what? -the community. 110 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,840 -Generally?-Social society. Ordinary people. 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,440 Those who drink at. 07.00 at Luton Airport. 112 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,840 -Tapers? Hoi Polloi. -The masses. 113 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,840 Now you begin With Greek again. My God. 114 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,560 Is it the reporter who was beaten Of a kid with a blindfold? 115 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,840 -The rumor spreads. -Yes. What do you want? 116 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,080 It is April 1 next week. Make a stew story. 117 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,880 Why don't you publish The usual? 118 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,720 -What do you mean? -Inging. 119 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:52,280 -Did you know that one -eyed can drive a car? -Genial. That's why we pay you. 120 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,840 One -eyed can drive. 121 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,080 If it's real,Isn't it an April joke. 122 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,880 What? He put on. 123 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,240 Now you understand. 124 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,160 -Pete? -It's me. 125 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,600 -Do we? -Yes. 126 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,280 Okay ... Do you have a driver's license? 127 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,720 -Yes, it's just practice. -Great. 128 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:43,760 Read the registration number on the green fiesta. 129 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,840 -Fn6 1tq. -Perfect. 130 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,640 -Thanks, Mo. -Mo? 131 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,600 -Mo Salah. -What? 132 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:59,800 -Speaky, you are so similar! -You are not the first. 133 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,440 -Let us check the mirrors. -OK. 134 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,640 -OK. Wait. -What are you doing? 135 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,920 Yes, this is better. 136 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,320 Why are you patching your eye? 137 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,120 A woman caused an accident, and I want to prove- 143 138 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:25,080 Should you prove it by Ideally run with one eye? 139 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,560 Yes. 140 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,360 Are you thinking like that? 141 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,920 If I can't drive with one eye, Can no one else it either. 142 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,520 It is a beginning. 143 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,520 One gets to drive with monocular sight,- 144 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,360 -But only If you have been waiting for it. 145 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,000 -How long does it take? -The time it takes. 146 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,880 Wait a bit. 147 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,440 -So, yes. I'm used to it. -No, this is not safe. 148 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,560 -Mo! -Out with you. 149 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,040 -I have been on all morning. -UKE The door. 150 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,000 -I postpone it.-UKE The door. 151 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:11,240 When I meet a woman who is willing to follow the rules ... 152 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,200 You know it ... I agree with her. 153 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,720 I agree with her because of love or lust,- 154 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,600 -But that doesn't mean ... 155 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,360 It is important to me That she knows the truth inside her. 156 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,400 I am looking forward to to meet the mysterious woman. 157 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:31,960 She's out there. And do you know what? She doesn't care what you mean. 158 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,520 That's what I love by her, Although I have never met her. 159 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:42,200 OK. I'll prove That she is not used to it. 166 160 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,880 We'll see. Just stand there. Stand there. 161 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,440 Come on. A little more. OK. 162 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,480 OK. 163 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,800 -Hei. Everything okay? -Yes. 164 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,800 -HEIGHT again. -You can see him. 165 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,720 It's a good start. Yes, you are obviously right. 166 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,240 -You get to drive with just one eye. -It is right. 167 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,800 -But just if you've adapted. -I have. 168 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,200 -Comed. -Thanks. We'll see. Come on. 169 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,760 This is my daughter Lucy And my granddaughter. 170 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,400 -Hei. -This is the guy who drove on me. 171 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,360 -She sides.-And his witness. 172 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,560 -Simon. Hi. -Hei. 173 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,600 -She's cute. -On a good day. 174 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,160 Really. 175 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,280 -Greit. -Do I throw the keys to you? 176 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,840 -It's ridiculous. -We see. 177 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,840 -Are you ready? -I'm ready. 178 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,720 That, yes. Do you see? Two eyes. 179 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,960 Your trip, Oden. Don't hurt. 180 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,040 -How old is she? -Elve months. 181 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,200 -So big you are! -Ings on the kind man. 182 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:10,440 -Simon ... -Yes. Are you ready? 183 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,880 -This? A sticker. -Do he does the sticker? 184 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,680 -Clear? -Yes. 185 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,120 -You threw them faster! -No intentionally. 193 186 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,520 -How is it normal? -The same thing. 187 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:42,440 Clear? One eye this time. One eye. One eye. 188 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,840 -Do you? -You didn't try. 189 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,640 -Simon, he tried? -No. 190 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,200 My insurance bonus depends on this. 191 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,920 -You shouldn't have driven on her. -I didn't. 192 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,480 If you can only stop flirting- 193 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,160 -with all the attractive but inaccessible women for one minute. 194 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,680 You should be an objective witness. 195 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,640 -I am available. -How is available. 196 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,160 ObjectivelyI agree with her. 197 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,600 -What if I throw them? -Good idea. 198 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,920 -This is related. -This are friends. 199 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,000 I can't say anything about that. 200 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,240 -Do, mom? -I'm ready. 201 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,040 Four collisions in one month! 202 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,920 Stop driving before you kill someone! 203 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,760 -Car key. -Yes, car key. 204 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,040 -Ong in order now? -If the insurance company is satisfied. 205 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,880 Simon, do you want to take a drink once? 206 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,320 -Greit. Absolutely. -Yes? 207 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,400 When does it fit? 208 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:07,120 I forgot I have ... I have ... 209 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,240 ADHD. Seriously? It is the one The worst excuse I've heard. 218 210 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,960 -with something like that over the chest. 211 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,480 -We have it. -What? 212 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,960 What is most scary? 213 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,640 A Liverpool resident without tattoo Or an essex guy with? 214 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,240 A guy from Essex. 215 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,120 A medium-sized Glasgow resident With tattoo ... 216 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,360 -... or a big geordie without? -Glasgow resident. 217 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,880 -We are afraid of tattoos. -Yes, they are banned in the Bible. 218 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,640 One cannot be buried In a Jewish cemetery with one. 219 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,280 -The away from those with the numbers. -Even. 220 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,200 But what if we took one? 230 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,280 221 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,720 -Age in life. -Why not? 222 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,920 -What should I be buried then? -What cares? 223 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,440 -No will visit me. -You will be dead. 224 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,400 -Follow along on the road. -Yes. 225 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,000 I'll visit you in a non-Jewish cemetery. 226 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,920 Are you visiting me? You seem sure That I'm going to die first. 227 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,280 Well ... Look at you, then. 228 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,080 You can be killed. 229 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,080 -Hei. -Hei. 230 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,480 -Can I help you? -Yes, I'm considering tattooing. 231 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,680 -What then? -Here? 232 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,880 -What on the body? -What is usual? 233 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,880 Usual?Where do ordinary people tend to have them? 234 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:48,160 -No, where do people tend to have them? -The overarm is popular. 235 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,920 -Do you want to talk to the tattoo artists? -No. Not yet. 236 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,080 How easy is it To remove a tattoo? 237 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,880 Why do you want to remove it before you have it? 238 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,680 Whether I want to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. 239 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,600 Do you want to remove it after death? 240 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,000 -Yes,. -Jews look forward to it. 241 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,000 -Is it a tongue piercing? -Yes. 242 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,680 What is it for? What's the point? 243 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,720 -It works well when you suck. -I think you. 244 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,560 -Do it. Works on women as well.-No rub it in. 245 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,600 -Lom what? -At you run around ... 246 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,800 ... and experiment with sex. 247 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,920 You can run around if you want. 248 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,920 Or is it prohibited For Jews before burial? 249 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,360 More or less. 250 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:43,280 If someone comes in here, a man, one like me,- 251 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,400 -And they want something uplifting. 252 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,160 Something that makes them look hard. 253 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:55,640 -Hard? -Harders, tougher, more violent. 254 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,960 -a cross cross? -Do you do you like to hook crosses? 255 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,200 No, we don't make Racist tattoos. 256 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,800 Can you give me an example On someone who looks hard enough? 257 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,480 -Beckham.-Beats. 258 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,480 OK. Let's take a look. 259 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:21,040 He has 63 tattoos. Chest, arms, neck, hands. 260 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,280 -There's not much left of him. -We have the cross, the children's name. 261 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,960 -Do you have children? -No. 262 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,360 -He has Victoria. Are you married? -No. 263 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,920 -Boyfriend? -No, not yet. 264 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:38,320 -a dog? A cat? UNDULATE? -No. 265 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:43,800 -Is it something you care about? -The fragility of the people. 266 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:49,720 -Some more personally? -I love a good shawarma. 267 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,000 I don't know about a tattoo of a sandwich will give you- 268 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,520 -The tough image you seek. 279 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:00,320 269 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,400 OK. 270 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,960 -Fy fuck. -What is it? 271 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,320 -What have you done? -It feels very good. 272 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,920 Your father kills you. 273 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,160 But he never knows that, For they are temporary. 274 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,040 -They look real. -Yes. They disappear in a week. 275 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,160 -Is it Hebrew? -Yes, Beckham style. 276 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,840 -What is it? -from the Bible. 277 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,760 "You should not tattoo your body, for I am God. ” 278 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,240 -Ironic tattoo. -Yes, and look at this. 279 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,720 -Fat. -Not true? 280 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,200 Hi, boys. Some have become tougher.How does it feel? 281 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,520 Self -confidence is soaring. 282 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,840 Good for you. Sorry. 283 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,880 -What with you? -Do -God. 284 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,280 -How does it work? -It's a beginning. 285 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,240 -What fuck is it? -It's my inspiration. 286 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,360 -man U-foam. -Yes? 287 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,600 UNICEF ambassador took £ 150 million from the Qatars. 288 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,520 -Not his best. -Is you pregnant and single ... 289 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,120 -..., you end up in prison. -But England's captain. 290 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,840 -Football ambassador. -A boasted pussy. Get it away. 291 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,520 -It disappears anyway. -Isn't it real? 292 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,800 -They hurts!-The clear thing they hurt. 293 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,480 You can be Jew, But no one U-fans here. 294 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,320 -You should cheer on Spurs. -Why there? 295 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:55,200 -What? -Why should I be a Spurs fan? 296 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:01,720 Because ... you know ... 297 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,600 -Yid Army. -No! It's anti -Semitic. 298 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,800 -No. -It's if I say it! 299 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,280 Because you say that? 300 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,200 -Because you are a Jew? -Yes. 301 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,680 -What with him? -Me? 302 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,360 -Is the statement anti -Semitic? -It depends on the context. 303 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,840 Whose side are you back on? 304 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,640 He disagrees. 305 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,880 -He is wrong. -It's irrelevant. 306 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,520 About it notis anti-Semitic for a Jew.- 307 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,080 -Can you don't claim it is. 308 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,680 -It's true. -Can you stop talking? 309 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,920 You do not agree. How should non-Jews know that? 310 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:39,080 -Sprinkle other Jews! -I know no other Jews! 311 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,160 -Do you out. -No. 312 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:49,200 -Do you do that you can take me? -Dra to hell. 313 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,800 Go to hell. 314 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,800 -Dra to hell. -Dra to hell. 315 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,120 -Dra to hell. -Dra to hell. 316 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,040 -OK, come on. -No, no. We don't. 317 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,120 We don't let ourselves be with of a cheap Tommy Robinson. 329 318 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,000 Fuck. 319 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,560 What now? 320 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,680 Excuse! Heady eye! Excuse! 321 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,440 It's almost legal. Thanks! 322 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:13,320 -Do you wash the windows? -Paul green. "Jewish Enquirer." 323 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,360 -Snarere gangster. -I'm here for a new game. 324 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,240 Amy, the journalist will try again. 325 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,040 -Do -God. -Yes. 326 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,000 I hit the fucking with a blindfold. Whipped her with a little ink. 327 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840 A bit? You look like pulling paper. 328 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,160 I fit in. Therefore we always become viewed as outsiders. 329 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,160 We should all try to see a little moreOut as participants in "Love Island". 330 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,840 -Not say that to Dad. -Greit. 331 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,200 -No. -Din stupid bastard! 332 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:14,560 -They are temporary! -Come here! My God. 333 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,160 They are temporary! My God. 334 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,000 Do you want a bank? Come here, your idiot. 335 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,160 -What is he? -Run! 336 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,520 -I have him! -No! Why does anyone help me? 337 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,440 You're done! 338 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,800 Wondered child drops chess Begins with discos 339 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,640 Great. 340 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,960 The mayor's wife Pierc 341 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,440 Lucky pig. 342 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,120 Man brings clothes up 343 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,600 How is it news? 344 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,600 April Fool! 345 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,320 Baddiel with top educationMoving family to Israel 346 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,960 The media rejects the rabbi Replacing 347 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,400 Text: iyuno 348 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:31,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26435

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