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But this might make your eyes water.

In 1991, the world was rocked by a new and
explosive sitcom.

Featuring two sexually desirable comedy gods
smooth.

Suave and sophisticated Big Doug's death by
sex.

Who brought an intellectual rigor to British
television?

Checkmate. More than 30 years later, it
still packs a punch.

A few wallops to the head.

And most trips to the Natchez.

We're diving deep into bottom.

This genre busting sitcom that ran for three
series, five sell out stage shows, and one

hell of a feature film.

Aided by famous fans.

The actual physical violence made me howl
with laughter that just.

Two mates having a blast doing the best job
in the world.

It's genuinely a joy to watch.

Voice guest stars.

Those studio audiences love Rik and Ade.

Sometimes you have to suffer for your art.

Crew had planned a shot for that and a shot
for that.

Not that that.

And Mr.

Eddie Hitler himself.

Is something in between art and vulgar, is
it?

I don't know.

We'll be getting to the bottom of bottom.

So let's talk bollocks.

But that's all we ever do.

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Are an approximation of the set.

I spent a long time on this.

I mean, it's wrong, obviously.

It should be two doors.

Edward, Hitler, come down.

Here at once.

Kitchen's in the wrong place. Should be
there.

The organs gone. Where's me organ?

She's very famous, isn't she?

But Very tacky.

If only I had a smoking jacket.

Hang on.

No, but it's got the same kind of feel.

It's a lot cleaner, to be honest.

Bad. Not bad.

Set dressers used to love us.

They could put lots of little jokes around
the set and have fun with it.

They've got £0.30 and a second hand copy of
parade.

Look, a little porn mags here and there.

Doesn't matter how you add it up, it's still
a jazz mag.

Nice old telly. Proper telly.

Very nice indeed.

Holly, it's a long way down.

First board.

Tastic. Okay.

Do you.

Want me to tell you the birth of it?

Yes, please.

How was bottom born?

Rick and I met in 1975 at university.

We were both drama students and both got
degrees.

I think if you'd asked either of us what we
thought we were doing there and what we were

going to be, we'd have both, said actor.

I thought I'd go to university to study
drama, but then I failed my A-levels.

But I got a free place.

Because everybody made a mess of their
A-levels.

There's a load of us got in to Manchester
University who were kind of sleazy, naughty

boys, and that's where I met Ade, who was
very sleazy, naughty boy.

We bonded over the fact that our mums had
sent us with the same cap, a dressing gown.

We each had a copy of gorilla by the Bonzo
Dog Doo-Dah band, and we both thought that

waiting for Godot was the funniest play ever
written.

And I remember they did.

This sketch where.

They were both.

Sewed into pink duvets either side of the
stage, and they were just sort of talking to

each other. And the tutor said so.

Yes, it was very, very funny.

But you know what we were supposed to be.

And Rick said, oh, didn't you get it?

We were God's bollocks.

We used to be in a sketch group with some
other people.

Then we became a sketch group with two
people in it.

When are we on? We're on.

After him.

Come back! You give it all away, you'll lose
the element of surprise.

And that sketch group.

Well, a double act went to the Comedy Store
and the comic strip club.

Doorman. We are the dangerous.

My name is Richard Dangerous, and this is
Adrian Dangerous.

I was the original emcee at the Comedy Store,
and they came on after me.

And they just went down a storm.

They were just phenomenal, really.

And I hated them from the first second.

There's this extraordinary energy about
them, you know, and kind of focused.

Once in every lifetime.

And then we sort of snagged our way by being
groovy and young onto the Young Ones and the

Comic Strip Presents.

Good morning, sir. Hello.

Good morning sir.

Yes, hello. Good morning sir.

They knew each other extremely well.

They weren't frightened of anything.

They were kind of like puppies or children,
you know.

They just didn't hold back.

I shut up.

The Young Ones was mostly written by Ben.

Hai and.

The comic strip. We all wrote our own
episodes.

And after that, we made The Dangerous
Brothers.

My impression of Dante's classic film, The
Towering Inferno.

Music, please.

We made the seven minute segments of The
Dangerous Brothers, and we found it the most

painful thing we'd ever done in our lives,
because we didn't know how to write.

It faster than facts and facts about our
bloody trousers.

Stop!

But to sit down with a blank piece of paper
we used to get the piece of paper and write.

Write what's what's the most exciting thing
that can happen?

Wait a minute. I haven't got my pants off
yet.

All right, there's an explosion.

All right. What would happen next?

What's better than an explosion?

Ooh, a bigger explosion.

They were right there. What's what's after
that?

Well, an even bigger explosion.

There he goes, ladies and gentlemen, and we
get stuck.

We got completely stuck writing these
things.

Fantastic evening.

Thank you and good night.

Britain went off and did New Statesman, I
think.

I think in the end he got a bit bored with
New Statesman, and the comic strip had sort

of reached a kind of.

You know, we'd kind of done that.

We sort of met up because we were still, you
know, best of friends and decided we'd get

the band back together again, man.

And we'd write what turned out to be bottom.

We didn't pitch it to anyone apart from Paul
Jackson.

Paul Jackson was our ally.

He was a producer who put the young ones
together.

He put Friday and Saturday live together.

He put filthy rich and catflap together.

So we we naturally just took it to him.

And he took it to the BBC.

Ha ha ha.

Have you done that? Do you get the drawings
or what?

Yeah.

Nuff said. Where do you want me?

Bottom exposed. Paul Jackson, take one.

So I went to Alan Yentob and said, Alan, do
you want the next Rik and Ade show?

And of course, what would he say except.

Yes. And I said, great.

Do you want to see the script?

And he said, yeah, what's it called?

And I said, it's called bottom.

And he said, does it have to be called
bottom?

And I said, I think it probably does have to
be.

And he said, I'd really rather it wasn't.

Because we wanted to call it your bottom or,
you know, or my bottom.

It was whichever.

And because we wanted people to say, you
know.

On the bus stop the next day.

Did you see my bottom on television last
night?

Very, very simple joke.

You wouldn't believe who they had in my
bottom yesterday.

So I said, well, let me talk to them.

So I went back to Rick, actually, and he
said, no.

The very fact he's asked that question means
we won't do it unless it's called bottom.

And bottom actually was was was a more
suitable title because it's about two people

at the bottom.

It's not about bottoms, it's about the bottom
of the pile.

That was slightly belied by the fact that
when the episode titles came out, the first

one was bottom smells, followed by bottom
hole.

Bottoms out, bottoms out.

Bottom finger, bottom gas.

I mean, you know, it's quite obvious what
the joke was.

So anyway, I went back to Ireland, said no,
it's got to be bottom.

And he said, okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ade Edmondson and Rik
Mayall.

With an uncompromised title and an
uncompromised script, would the public take

to the show? In June 1990, a pilot was
filmed before a live studio audience.

What we used to do a traditional sitcom in
front of the studio was you'd have a warm up

person and, you know, and he would he would
introduce the actors, you know, and they

would come out and we'd all be lovable and
nice and hello and popular and everything.

And then when Rick and Aida are introduced
to the studio audience, you know, this is

very different.

Oh. Thank you.

Why did the pervert.

Cross the road? Cos he couldn't get his knob
out of the chicken.

Thank you. Eddie.

That's right. It was me.

The BBC was nervous because it was being
pushed even further than it was in the young

ones. I'd just like.

To say fucking bollocks, because these are
words we're not allowed to use during the

show. And so I just had to get them out of
the way now, and we can get the show out of

the way and start talking like real people
again.

Thanks a lot.

Cool. Look at this.

We're in bottom land.

We like. Do you want me to smash the telly
up later on?

Just that Paul got the show off the road.

In terms of it being.

Commissioned. And then he asked me to direct
and produce it.

You know, obviously there were doubts at the
BBC about a show like this, even though the

young ones have been very successful.

There's always, you know, doubts.

Well, the main setup is that my character is
called Richard Richard, and Aids character is

called Eddie Hitler.

And. And this is our flat.

We're both single.

There's a whole reaction on the night.

Is sometimes can determine your entire
attitude to the to the show.

I know you shouldn't really rely on an
audience like that, but that's your feedback.

It'll take a couple of seconds, and then
we'll be ready.

Thanks very much for coming. And do laugh a
lot.

Otherwise I'll come round and shag you all.

I think on that first one they thought, we've
got to write a proper script.

You know, we can't write.

Richie hits Eddie and falls out the window,
and we've got to have something slightly more

substantial. And so I think they purposely
set out to have a plot, the Miss World

contest, and the argument about watching the
Miss World contest.

Itv, that's the channel for me.

Nothing to worry about and plenty of sauce
really.

And what particularly edifying programme have
the lights channel prepared for us this

evening that I'm not going to let us watch.

Miss World, actually.

How disgusting.

And they knew a lot about television.

They understood how how sitcoms work.

Get out of my house!

I beg your pardon?

You heard?

No I didn't.

Well, I'm not saying something like that
twice, young man.

Well, can't do anything about it, then, can
I?

The feedback was fantastic.

I remember it went really well and then you
kind of go, phew!

So then we had to write five more episodes.

We were petrified that it wasn't going to be
funny, but it's not funny like the Emperor's

New Clothes, you know?

That was a constant fear.

Oh, God. What are we going to do?

I'm come.

No, no.

I'm watching the good life.

Bloody bloody bloody.

I hate it is so bloody nice.

The Young Ones may have ripped up the sitcom
rule book in the early 80s, but by the end of

the decade normality had resumed, with
schedules full of safe, likeable characters

living in cosy middle class houses.

What time do you call this?

You watch the conventional sitcom in a kind
of fog of reaffirmation of your own views.

Whereas when you watch something like
bottom, it's tremendously challenging.

Oh, what a lovely day.

God, I love Sundays.

But you're constantly jolted out of your kind
of complacency.

Morning, vicar. Lovely day.

Charming.

Should be popular. But nevertheless, to do
something which is really interesting is

almost impossible in a sitcom.

And the same to you with brass knobs on your
steaming great twat.

We acquired an office space and and it was
right next door to our pub.

What could be better living in a pub?

And right then, where are we?

Here we are.

Yeah. We used to turn up at ten, and the way
we used to write was we used to talk about

the world. It's one of the most delightful
things about being in a double act writing

team is you just kind of talk about stuff.

All right, Dickens, get on with it.

Observing people in the supermarket or
someone on the bus, or what the kids are

doing at school, you know, mundane things.

And then. And then after a 45 minutes.

That is absolutely brilliant.

One of us would say, well, what about if
they.

And you'd be in.

That's good. That's good.

No, that is good.

Stoat.

Foxy stoat.

Yeah, yeah.

It's got a ring to it.

Foxy stoat seeks pig.

Foxy stoat seeks pig.

Shut up! Abby.

Feel it properly. Right till one.

Then go for lunch.

And that was the end of the day.

Really?

Two halves of mild, please.

In pint glasses and

It was a delightful period.

This bloke goes into the bank and says to the
girl, stick him up.

She says, righty ho, matey boy, and
Sellotape his bollocks to the ceiling.

We just used to laugh.

Remember? Just laughing a lot.

So when we heard the jokes first time round.

Fantastic time.

Four hours and 17 minutes to get in next
door and remove the illegal gas.

That's what makes a plan so flawless.

And I don't know my next line.

It was just a delight.

You used to love going in.

It was like going out to have fun.

Right? You.

You love. When, oh when will.

The BBC wake up and realise that.

Fish fingers will double way round?

You know I don't like anyone to make a.

Leave that in.

That was the line, wasn't it?

That's what we wrote.

In that time, we'd learned how to put the
emphasis on character, not on plot.

This is where we've always gone wrong.

Before we thought, you have to do what's the
next thing you do?

It's not. It's how.

How do you explain what they think all the
time?

For inspiration.

Rik and Ade drew upon the play that first
bonded them in their early university days.

Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot.

You. Oh. Pardon.

Carry on. No, no. After you.

I think that's where they learned that the
people at the very bottom of the pile, the

people who have got nothing, the people who
are just waiting for death to come to them,

can still be very funny.

And they learnt that from Samuel Beckett.

Sharon Moran, and of course, famously they
did the show in the West End.

They did a run at the Queens Theatre of
Waiting for Godot.

What we most enjoyed about waiting for Godot
was, was how bleak it was.

We find bleak, very funny and despair.

Very funny.

That kind of sense of despair permeates the
entire series.

And I think gives it a kind of proper
grounding.

I think that's strangely what people enjoy
more than the slapstick.

Why can't we ever bloody win anything?

Oh, don't be stupid, Richie.

People like us aren't meant to win things.

What are we meant to do then?

Look.

You get born, you keep your head down and
then you die.

If you're lucky.

He's one of my favorite lines in it.

It's a I think that's funny.

I think their situation is very funny.

Go on. Top yourself.

The telly's busted a good bit of
entertainment.

What achievements have such a well loved
sitcom which presents such an extraordinarily

negative, despairing view of the world?

There's something so desperate about Richie
and Eddie, and you know that it's not ever

going to get any better for them if they
were to Cambridge students.

You wouldn't warm to them.

You wouldn't warm to it because you'd go,
well, you'll be all right, you that'll get

you a job. You'll be all right.

Tara.

There's a lot of Laurel and Hardy in it, you
know.

The fact that you're stuck with two guys who
obviously can't operate in the real world,

and all they've got is each other, but they
hate each other.

Happy birthday, dear Richie.

Happy birthday to me.

Eddie's looking to camera. Was just a direct
steal from Oliver Hardy.

You know, he does a lot of looking at
camera, and we we stole that.

So many people stole from that situation
from Laurel and Hardy said Steptoe and Son

stole that. Hancock and Sid James in
Hancock's Half Hour stole that.

I've got the law of contract on my side.

I have the knobs on my side.

I remember when the first.

Episode went out, we thought, oh no, we're
going to get sued by Galton and Simpson

because we thought it looked exactly like
one of their shows.

You cannot put a BBC two on.

Oh yes.

I know.

No, this is stupid.

Yes.

They can't break away.

Harold cannot pull the cart out of the yard.

The famous symbolic image from Steptoe
either couldn't survive without the other.

I mean, for Richie, it is his only friend.

Hey, everybody, the birthday boy's here.

Hooray! Hey, y'all.

See? Look how popular you are.

You know, one of the things that's
interesting throughout is how the

relationship ebbs and flows, really, that at
1.1 is dominant and the other one is

dominant.

Oh, one more thing.

Yeah. Well, seeing as you're here, would you
like to kick Eddie in the bollocks?

Don't mind if I do. Thank you very.

Much. My guest.

They're always stabbing each other in the
back.

And then always. But always kind of come in
together.

Come on. Let's shake and make up.

Great guy. There are alter egos.

So which is the kind of version of Rick
which is the ambitious looking up to the

stars, but and vain but but completely
useless.

And aid was just a.

Psychotic, violent madman.

But when he was in character, he was a
psychotic, violent madman.

I imagine most people think Ritchie wrote
Ritchie and I wrote Eddie, but I wrote quite

a lot of Ritchie, and he wrote quite a lot
of Eddie because we were in love with each

other's characters.

Some 15 months since the pilot was shot
bottom finally hit our screens and with six

to choose from, the team went with the most
fragrant episode to introduce Richie and

Eddie to the world.

Hey, what happened there? I just don't
understand it.

I made all the right moves.

I winked, I smiled, one of my nice ones as
well.

I sat down very nicely, leaned forward, put
on my special eyes and said, hello, big tits.

Looking for some action.

It's a running gag about Rixx virginity.

Whichever character he's playing, and they
play that so well in smells.

Yeah. What's this?

Instant sex appeal.

You can get it in a bottle.

Look. It smells.

Actually happens to be my favorite episode,
because I always wondered what it would be

like for these guys to actually try and meet
girls.

Please. I've only got so many ribs.

Noel coward.

It shows their vulnerability a lot in it.

It's one of those episodes where they really
want something for themselves, and what they

want is women. What they want is sex, and
and they're not going to get it.

I mean, just look at them.

Can I help you, sir?

I knew that, you know I wasn't there to be
funny.

I was there to be a foil to to their comic
genius.

You know, this.

Is a sex shop, isn't it?

Yes.

I have five quid's worth, then.

I do remember walking onto set and seeing the
sex shop.

And having no words at all.

I really didn't think we'd get away with it
because some of the toys were so prominent.

There's a last frame of me laughing, which
isn't part of the scene.

I think it's me laughing at Rick holding the
dildo.

But they put it in as me sort of laughing at
them at the end.

We are men of science.

It's such a stupid idea. Sex, you know, sex
spray and all the rest of it.

The thing is, the story isn't that
important.

You're watching.

Them perform.

Whoa. Smells like the drains have gone again.

With assaulting these girls.

He's flapping his coat around and sticking
their heads under his armpit.

But it tells you who he is.

He's a complete idiot.

He'll never get laid.

He's the only one who doesn't know it.

Excuse me, excuse me.

There's something wrong. No.

There's everything right.

My love. Is that one mine?

That's your. We better get started then.

When bottom came out, I was like 10 or.

11 and.

It was just incredible watching it.

Now it's almost impossible to believe that
it was aimed at adults.

Do you know what I mean? Obviously it was
like grown up telly.

You'd have to stay up past 9:00 to watch it.

But, like, who was it aimed at?

What flavour?

Flavour? Yeah.

It's banana, strawberry, peanut butter.

Marmite or cheese and onion.

Well, everyone likes cheese and onion, don't
they?

Of course they.

Do. It couldn't have been aimed at grownups.

But then at the same time, so much of it
just goes over children's heads.

Thankfully, my first go with it.

Get two. Get two?

Yeah. Wow, man.

I remember watching this with my dad.

You know, I mean, it was just the funniest
thing I'd seen.

It was ridiculous.

And it was obscene.

It was. I mean, you'd never get it made now,
would you?

Well, I don't think ultra sensitive is our
style, do you?

Just grown up boys being stupid and naughty,
like at the extreme end.

And that's what was really popular and fun
about it.

I felt it was a real Marmite show.

You either absolutely loved bottom or you
went, I'm not putting that on.

We absolutely love the show.

It was it was critically panned and that
always irked us.

But we did have an audience, you know, so we
we won the popular vote.

But that big one right on the kisser.

We were number one when we first went out
until it was toppled by my wife's program.

Oh, what a disaster.

That's my whole Sunday ruined.

But then she moved to BBC one and we went to
the top again.

Yabba dabba doo!

6.4 million viewers welcomed Rick and Ed's
unique smells into their homes, and as series

one continued, it fast became a British
comedy classic.

Well, who on earth can that be at this time
of day?

Hello. I wonder if I could just read your
meter.

Hello, Mr. Gasman.

On Saturday and Sunday, they do no work at
all.

They belong in the gospel.

Like all classic sitcoms, bottom needed a
title sequence to set the tone of the show.

So in June 1991, during production of the
first series, the team did the obvious thing

and headed to a building site on a
roundabout in west London to work it out from

there.

Damn it, how lovely to see you.

Lovely to see you.

So this is Hammersmith.

That that there.

See that? That is a bench.

Yeah, yeah, but it's not the bench, is it?

No. Yeah, yeah.

No it's not that bench has replaced a bench
that was over there.

Yeah. Where we shot the title.

Nearly everything you can see from here.

Yes is different from when we shot it.

Absolutely.

I remember the day being haphazard.

Yes. That's right.

Mainly because I was in charge.

Well we didn't really know what we were
doing.

We were looking for things weren't we.

Yeah it wasn't. There was nothing really
planned.

Well, I planned that window.

Did you. Because there was a window.

It was quite hard to get up to.

We had to get some stepladders to get up.

I had to plan that a bit.

Made you stand there for ages and ages and
ages.

I thought it'd be funny to see you guys in
that window.

Yeah, and then we take a tight shot.

Yeah. And then pull out to reveal.

Ha ha ha. You're just in a window.

And the rest of its construction.

Yeah. And then see sort of urban life in the
background.

Yeah. Because I knew by then that we weren't
going to come out once we were filming the

series. So I set it somewhere.

Hammersmith. Yeah.

So? So, what's it say?

Pan global phenomenon?

Yes.

Not quite true.

I don't think they knew he was in China.

No, no.

Rise and look around.

Do you? So you had this idea to come over
here.

So we wandered over here and you said, we'll
do something on the bench.

On the bench? Okay.

We'll set up a camera across across the road
over there.

And really, you just made it up?

Yeah, I think we made it up.

I think you also kind of polished it by
discovering the editing prowess of a bus.

My memory was that the bus came past and Rick
just ran with it.

And you were left on your own.

I didn't oh, I thought it was two buses.

So one goes.

And then another one came when?

After he. Maybe he did run.

Maybe he was clever enough to do that.

I think he was at that time.

Yeah. Do you remember when he was bright?

Yes I do.

Gosh, it was a short window, but God, yes, I
remember that.

Oh.

Yeah. So.

Oh. Hello, Adrian.

Hi. I came here especially to see the bench.

Did you do it here?

No.

I've got. Well, how far have you come to look
at it?

And over. Bloody hell.

I was going to say bridge bench, but I had
no idea.

You know, it's not just his bench.

No. Goodbye.

I can only apologise.

It's a very sensitive subject.

Wait. Don't go to the pub without me.

How? Stand back, birds.

It's the Hammersmith hardman.

A pint, two pints.

Yeah. Sorry. Two pints.

Cheers. Cheers. Chin chin.

Cheers.

We've done very well to get this far.

Really, I think so.

I mean, considering how we shot some of that
stuff.

It's a miracle you're actually alive.

Anyway, my daughter read my autobiography and
she came to me and she said.

I didn't realize you were basically a stunt
man.

Who did jokes.

In between the.

Strokes and lines in between stunts?

Yeah.

Bottom was celebrated for its outrageous
slapstick violence, captured perfectly here

in this fan supercut by Pip Madley.

I did a study of an episode of Terry and
June.

They they spent as much time as we did.

Right, making an episode where nothing
happened.

Well, from people.

Walking in out of.

Doors. Right.

And we would have 300 stunts.

Yeah, ours were basically Road Runner
cartoons with live action people.

What?

Can we talk about the fights there?

They're so clever.

Oh.

To receive a punch with your head at the
right time and a kick in the crotch.

And for your body to convulse at the right
time is a real skill.

I mean, they're just amazing stuntmen.

We had no formal stunt or fight training.

One more take.

Yeah, fine.

We were desperate to get people to laugh.

It was just sheer desperation.

It didn't hit me in the face of that lady.

Sorry.

I've got a permanently damaged right shoulder
from throwing punches that don't connect.

So it's not even how you'd actually hit
someone.

You do it in a much more exaggerated way.

Great idea.

What you do that for?

This occasionally pops out.

I can't sleep on it one side because of my
shoulder because I was trying to get a laugh

in the 90s.

Don't.

I'm collecting for the needy.

This is for victims of domestic violence.

Tall very much.

Oh, I love Bugs Bunny and Wile E coyote and
Tom and Jerry.

And, you know, you grow up with all of that.

This is that next level where there's blood
and broken bones.

But by the end of the episode, everyone's
back to normal again.

Do you know what I mean? No one's no one's
going to die.

It's just, like, horrifically, gratuitously
violent.

Do you know what it is? It's the sound
effects.

Cause they really sell everything.

Everything sounds really heavy and sharp and
gooey, like the pencil going through.

Kind of like a layer of.

Kind of like cartilage or gristle.

Right. And then like this.

Like squelch.

Yeah. It's brilliant.

That's. All right, let's get on, shall we?

It was definitely a challenge because there
were so many sound effects to put into it.

And also because of the the live nature.

And there's an extra punch or an extra
frying pan hit.

I've got to be very ready with my finger on
the button.

They're all from BBC sound effect libraries,
but I would often blend two together.

I might have a punch plus a sort of a
squidgy noise for a broom hitting a man.

Sellotape to the ceiling.

When I was winched up, they had a couple of
people on ladders to put the Sellotape on the

ceiling, you know, so it was quite
uncomfortable.

And then I got whacked in the goolies.

Some of the things weren't.

From sound effects. I could remember BBC
plastic spoons being crunched for some bones,

actually.

That's right. Are.

No polystyrene cups for tea, and twisting a
polystyrene cup in front of the microphone

could make sounds of bones or necks or that
kind of thing.

There was some discussion about cutting a
hole in the.

Set, but then he had to be moved as well at
the end of that scene.

So. So we made a skate for him to sit on,
and he tucked his leg underneath.

Very uncomfortable.

The slide down the stairs was really
complicated.

Well, don't you worry.

He can't get down the steps without us.

We used a stunt man for that.

He did. The damn stunt on the James Bond
film was the highest paid stunt that year, I

think. But he was pretty scared on that
stairs because he kept asking for us to go

slower. Which we didn't.

We made the pliers and all the softs that he
was banging his head on the toilet, the

table. We made a lot of soft soft props like
that.

Loads of frying pans, a couple of pokers.

It ended up looking like a shape of his
head.

And they were. They were quite difficult to
make because they really went at each other.

These these two.

My poker.

As series one continued, we saw Richie and
Eddie welcome their first visitor.

A calm.

Hello. I wonder if I could just read your
meter.

Gus is one of my favourite episodes because
it is slapstick comedy at its very best.

Got man, got man.

The performances of Braconid are spot on
from start to finish.

It's just one of the best half hours of
comedy I've ever watched.

Right. I think I'll be on my way then.

No, no.

Wait.

What is it? Do you want a cup of tea?

The Gasman goes along with.

Their shenanigans.

In a way that no normal.

Person would.

You know. Three mugs of steaming cold tea.

Better drink it before it gets warm.

I just love how desperate Richie and Eddie
get towards the end of the scene.

I'll just be on my way then.

No, you can't go.

Oh.

Why not?

Because I love you.

What? I love you, and I can't live without
you.

At least not for the next eight minutes.

It goes on and on and on you go.

It can't build anymore.

But then it does. And this is the thing
about bottom that it just builds and builds

and builds and builds.

No, I'm afraid I'm on my way now.

You're not going anywhere.

Just when you think Richie and Eddie can't
get any worse, they get even more violent.

And now that was supposed to last, like, I
don't know, 3 or 4 hits and a bash and it was

done, but they wouldn't stop.

And I think there's a little bit of a
competition going on with them a bit.

And so it kept going and kept going and I
was looking at it going, we're never going to

finish. Wake up.

It was a great sequence.

That's one of those things where you go,
this is perfect.

I'm just going to sit back and watch this.

They can go on as long as they like.

This is hilarious.

You're laughing then? Of course.

But it wasn't just bottoms violence that
created equal amounts of joy and

consternation.

Tonight's the night I'm actually going to do.

It was the sexy stuff too.

See you in a mo a sex mo.

I. Don't say it.

Bit of a limp.

Cock you got there.

So one homeless.

Oh, you raven haired temptress from below
stairs.

Cooking skills pork should be with.

Want to come for a ride with me.

And a pair of jokes.

Merry Bloody Christmas.

Had a fan come up to me once and talk about
how sexist it was, right?

I said, I really don't think it is.

What would you like? Oh.

Sexual favors now, is it?

No. What do you mean, no?

What's wrong with me? Well, I would have.

Thought that was patently obvious to
everyone.

The comedy is in poking funny attitudes.

I'm not a homosexual, if that's what you're
thinking.

Yeah, but you're not strictly heterosexual,
are you, Richard?

Judas, you're.

Challenging the conversation.

You're challenging people's thoughts.

You're challenging people's ideas.

And I think that's what comedy should do,
because you're doing it in a light hearted

way.

I've never done it with a bloke.

Yeah, but you've never done it with a bird
either, have you?

Rick talks about sex and not having sex and
wanting sex, and if only he could have sex.

This is his life's work.

Are you a page three girl?

Because I'm sure if you wanted to, you could
be.

Richie is sexually frustrated.

A desperate, sex obsessed virgin.

But you know, he just wants to be loved,
really, doesn't he?

Despite being a disgraceful, filthy human
being.

Have you any idea how women actually feel?

No I haven't. That's my problem.

Really?

It's a magic trick.

It is a magic trick. Like it blows my mind.

It's incredibly hard to do, to say half the
stuff that comes out of his mouth and not

have the audience go, oh, you rotter!

And if I may say so, what a charming blouse
you've got on his knickers.

Well, they were something else.

The y-fronts. I actually had to have those
made, especially so I don't know what some of

the dressmakers that were working for
thought this was all about.

Richie, and Eddie's pitiful attitude towards
women came to the fore in the first episode

of series two, when they hatched a plan to
find that special someone.

Now, what sort of woman are you looking for?

Kim Basinger.

I remember being really, really nervous and
sitting in the makeup room on the recording

night and Rick coming over to me, and he
whispers in my ear, and he says, if I say it

or do anything really weird or off, don't
take any notice.

I just get so nervous.

I think that should work if you want to get
off with an insane.

And I was like.

Oh my God, how generous of him.

When I was feeling really nervous, he didn't
know that he was just thinking about putting

me at my ease because he gets in such a
state about it.

And I just thought, well, if he's like that,
you know, that's that's so reassuring.

They was incredibly nice during rehearsals
and made sure that everybody was having a

good time.

Come on, I want you.

And they were very particular about what to
do.

I mean, they knew what they wanted, but also
it was a really happy ship working with them.

So it was just such a pleasure.

Fuck off. Unlike their sex lives, series two
continued to satisfy.

Hoo hoo hoo! Ha ha ha.

Including a Christmas episode that was so
unfestive.

It was broadcast in October.

Merry Christmas Santa!

One of the best Christmas episodes of telly
ever made.

I'll get on with the brandy butter.

Where's the brandy? Well, that's just
marvelous, isn't it?

Oh, hold.

Your horses, Richie.

Don't panic because.

Vodka. Margarine.

Contact.

And who better to spend Christmas Day with
them than the rest of the Hammersmith

Hardmen?

I think it's about Gun and Hedgehog are my
favourite characters in it.

What is their life?

Well, you know, whenever I see them I think,
what is your life outside?

Gosh. It's been what?

Raining?

No, no, no, it's been ages wise.

Well, since we last, you know.

Whenever you know, with you, it's just got.

One of the.

Finest jokes in it.

When they've got the baby there and they
give out the gifts.

You can have my Christmas present.

It's a box of Terry's all gold.

We'll have to wait for his little teeth to
come through before he can manage the chewy

ones.

Oh.

Yeah. Look, he can have my Frankenstein mask.

I was going to scare the shit out of Richie
with later.

And you can have my bottle of aftershave.

It's a new one.

It's called Gir.

Gold. Frankenstein and Girl.

I just didn't see any of the signposts along
the way to that punch line.

And it was fabulous.

And you're all wearing crowns.

I'm a virgin.

One of the things that I did like about it,
we never went outdoors.

We were always in bottomland.

Bottoms out was supposed to be an exterior.

I don't know about you, but after a long hike
like that, I'm just about ready to pitch camp

and hit the sack.

What do you mean? I can still see the bus
stop from here.

Yes, this looks like a good spot.

A natural sort of.

Shithole.

We thought we'll not shoot this out in
Wimbledon Common.

We'll build Wimbledon Common in a studio.

I wonder how much meat you get on a Womble.

Eddie. Eddie.

Wombles don't exist.

Oh, yes they do. I've seen them on the telly.

I've always loved that of creating the
outdoors.

I mean, the Wimbledon common set was
fantastic, you know.

Had a pond.

We were writing for a live audience.

I think sitcom has has to have a live TV
audience.

And you need to laugh for the rest of the
show like that, only a lot louder.

Okay.

Oh, I hate it.

When people say, oh, in our day, it was
better in our day.

And it wasn't better in order.

It was different in our day.

A joke had to be tested against an audience.

And if they didn't laugh, you cut it out.

What was that film where they ate each other?

Deep throat, wasn't it?

Those studio audiences loved Rick and age,
and the vibe was like, we're just going to

laugh at anything.

It takes it to another level.

It's different doing a stunt in front of,
you know, 50 crew to then doing it for an

audience of 250 people, you know, whether
there were cameras there or not.

You forget about those because you're
performing for the audience, for those

laughs.

Thank you. Can I just say, what does a man
with a two foot cock have for breakfast?

Well, this morning I had a boiled egg.

Fuck. I bet it felt really special, like a
select few were there to witness these two at

the at the height of their game.

The atmosphere on bottom studio recordings
was electric, so Rick and Ade decided to take

that energy on the road to power a National
Theatre tour.

I forgot to mention I was actually born in
Southampton.

In 1993, after two hugely popular TV series,
Rick and took their Hammersmith hovel around

the UK. Allowing thousands of fans to
experience their bottom live.

There is no better physical humor.

I just think that ace, you know, absolutely
excellent.

I'm hoping that this is a lot ruder than the
TV.

They can get away with it.

He said, we'll do it if you build us the
exact replica of the set.

But it worked.

We played the actual theme music and the
curtains went up and there was the set and

the the cheers and the applause went on for
about ten minutes, because people were just

so relieved that we were going to do it.

Oh, God, Eddie, you complete bastard.

And do the actual thing.

Pretend to be the real people in the real
place, but with ruder words.

Sorry.

Oh, God.

Oh.

It's a no brainer. Of course you're going to
put it on a stage.

You just need the two of them, don't you?

You just need the two of them and a stained
sofa and you know you're on your way.

That's all you need.

Oh, well. Saves money on alarm clocks, I
suppose.

Hey ho. Another day.

Good morning world, you bastard.

Their relationship with the audience is you
can only compare it to a Bruce Springsteen

concert or something like that.

It's the energy in the room is quite
extraordinary.

Night after night. Doing that physical stuff
is really an achievement.

You know? You really have to be fit.

Morning, Eddie. Scrambled eggs?

Yes. I think I must have twisted my trousers
in the fall.

And you have to know what you're doing.

Really? Because it's dangerous.

So pack it in and pack it in.

We're too old for this. Oh, look at me.

Sweating like I've been masturbating for a
month.

Yeah, well, you have, haven't you?

Well, yeah, but it's been a long tour, hasn't
it?

On the telly. You play with camera angles to
to land punches that just go, you know, they

look like they're hitting.

But on live there's everyone's got a view
from around here so you've got to go a bit

closer. Which is why we, we occasionally hit
each other.

You're right. I actually hit you on the nose
then, didn't it?

Yeah.

And sort of ended up getting stitched up in
hospital on at least three occasions.

I'll see you later.

Take care. Eddie.

They weren't restricted to 30 minutes and
they weren't restricted to television

guidelines.

Super fucking glue.

Ow ow ow ow ow.

Hey, look, you two, grab that.

The price is coming back.

And I think that the live shows really came
into their own because of that.

Got a bit of a girly superglued to the end of
my knob.

So be a pal and give it a bit of a yank,
would you?

All right.

Oh.

With the stage shows, with.

The audiences howling for them.

Why would they peg back what they're doing?

Following the huge success of their first
live tour, the boys went back to the studio

after a two year break to record bottom's
final six episodes.

Three of which just focused on Richie and
Eddie.

As much as I like the other stuff that they
did with other with the other guys, it for

me, it really kind of like made perfect
sense when it was just the two of them.

And the waltz's closed as well, hasn't it?

Yes. I had no idea I'd eaten so much.

Everywhere.

You look like a sprinkler as you went round.

It was really actually very attractive.

Yeah.

Obviously bottom had been off TV for the best
part of three years.

Yeah, we'd enjoyed the video of the live
show and they come back with them trapped up

a Ferris wheel and the entire thing again,
it's like a play.

It's a two hander and it takes place
entirely in real time.

You know, if we ever get through to the other
side of this one.

I think I'm going to change the way I live.

I can't get back to Blighty.

Find myself a piece of land.

Find myself a beautiful woman.

Heck, maybe even raise some kids.

We always liked the one on the Ferris wheel.

That is the epitome of two characters in a
small space, having only each other to bounce

off. And that's.

That's why it becomes funny.

Why are we talking such complete and utter
bollocks?

I don't know, Eddie. I guess guys are
shorter.

It's just the two of them.

They're not going anywhere.

They're sat in the same place.

Every single beat of emotion, every comedy
beat.

It's an absolute masterclass.

What's in this? Brandy?

Good. Meths.

Piano, paint stripper, Mr.

Sheen.

Brake fluid and drambuie.

Drambuie. Yeah, yeah.

All right. You've got to.

Put something in for the birds, haven't you?

Jeez. How are you?

Alive?

I may very well not be.

We had a constant.

Battle with the idea that we were
unintellectual.

I mean, we'd been to university, you know,
we had degrees.

And people sort of constantly saying that we
were pure island.

I mean, poor is Latin for boy.

You see, I'm an intellectual.

So it's childish.

And people imagine that childish is wrong.

And I don't. I think it's pure.

Us our small rebellion

Was at the end.

Of every script when we used to write fan f I
n, which is the French for the end, as if it

was a kind of, you know, Nouvelle vague
film.

I was there for.

The fiery.

Flatulence.

Yes. Oh.

Hello. I'm looking for little Dave Hedgehog.

What can I say?

They farted and fire came out of their
bottoms.

Oh.

He always recorded those bits.

It's one thing to set fire to your own farts
in the privacy of your own home, but to do it

in front of a television audience with the
possibility of of them catching fire as well

is is too dangerous to mention.

Sorry.

I'm Doreen Hedgehog.

It was a long time ago.

It was 30 years ago.

I can't really remember.

I'm just making this up for biscuits and a
travel card.

Let that be a.

Lesson to you, young man. Let's see how much
mischief you can get up to without any legs.

Series three continued with Richie and Eddie
attempting complex surgery.

Oh.

Bugger. I've sewn them on the wrong way
round.

Forging money.

How can you expect to pass off these
pornographic doodles as real money?

Especially when you see what the Duke of
Edinburgh is up to on the back of a tenner.

Who's that with him?

Meryl Streep.

And posing as a honeymoon couple.

Oh, Eddie. Eddie. What?

What? You've got your jugs on the wrong way
round.

What?

But appropriately, the show ended as it
began, just the two of them in their flat,

doing what they always did.

Give me five, Eddie.

Until they discovered a video recording of
something truly shocking.

What is that? A sort of model of a moon
rocket, isn't it?

What is he sticking in there for?

I mean, let's let's just describe it as what
it is.

It's it's the two of them.

Audio describing John Major.

In a three way sex, pegging it in a hotel
room.

I think they must be sisters.

Yes, that'll be it.

No, don't sit there.

She can't have seen him.

He'll suffocate. I can't think that that's
hygienic.

It's a great end to the series.

Whether or not Rik and Ade knew they might
be coming back for a fourth series or not.

Hello.

Give me the Prime Minister because I want to
blackmail him.

Richard? Richard. Oh, shit.

For Carnival to end like that, it's quite a
nice and brave ending for them.

Hello?

What kind of sandwiches do you do?

Sandwiches. They say they don't do
sandwiches.

They're a highly trained anti-terrorist
organization.

If you look at the end of most episodes, they
appear to have, as it were, reached the cliff

edge and be about to fall off it.

So almost any, any episode could be the end
of the series.

Go a squad.

Go a squad, go a squad.

Oh, shit.

Just to go. You know what? We're just gonna
have them gunned to death by the SAS.

May be one.

Of the most violent, most violent endings.

Absolutely. The most violent death.

Although they may not have known it at the
time.

These were to be Richie and Eddie's final
shots on TV.

But they lived on in more live shows and a
movie before things took a tragic turn.

We got to the end of the third series and we
did the second live show and the BBC never

came back, you know they didn't want any
more.

It never kind of became a BBC one smash
through.

The BBC's appetite for bottom may have been
sated, but the fans were still hungry for

more.

Reach.

And their loyalty was rewarded with a trip to
Hooligan's Island.

They made so many bottom line videos.

And stand on your special mark.

Every fucking night.

All of my mates had different, different
ones.

It seems to be heading straight to fucking
wards me again.

And you go around and you watch them.

And there were 18 certificates.

Aren't they rude?

You thorough and total wank biscuit.

Yeah, right.

Quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Rik and Ade belonged on stage, didn't they?

They started exactly.

They absolutely felt comfortable on stage.

They wrote bottom. When you look through the
scripts that they are written like a play.

Oh, Eddie, think what we're missing.

Like a script.

We're not really missing a.

Script, are we?

It's just that you can't fucking remember it.

But soon after the third sell out tour, their
partnership would change forever.

Oh, shit.

Comic actor Rik Mayall is seriously ill in
hospital tonight after an accident at his

country home.

He is in intensive care in Plymouth with
serious head injuries after the four wheel

quad motorbike he was riding turned over and
trapped him underneath.

Rick changed with the accident.

There's no doubt about it. I mean, it was a
very, very serious accident.

It was touch and go. He was in a coma for
many days immediately afterwards.

And once he was recovered and came out, he
was on very heavy medication for the rest of

his life. And I know he told me he after a
time he thought, you know, do I really need

this? And he tried just classic Rick.

He tried just stopping the medication and he
went absolutely apeshit.

Now you've got to remember that I was
assassinated.

There was an assassination attempt on me in
1998, as you know, probably by the Blair

administration.

And that's why sometimes I can't remember
things.

It was a different man.

More emotional, more complex.

Catch all phrase.

Harder. Harder to work with.

It wasn't getting better.

It was. It was getting worse.

Despite their shifting dynamic, they pushed
on with their much anticipated big screen

adaptation, with filming taking place mere
months after Ric woke from his five day coma.

Guest house Paradiso was a.

An odd fish.

I think we wanted to make it because touring
was was quite.

Hard, physically hard.

And we thought this was this might be an
easier way of, you know, doing, delivering a

two hour show.

We were doing a week in each set, like a week
in Manchester, a week in Glasgow, week in

Nottingham, whatever.

So we had nothing to do during the day and
then we sit around the hotel so much.

Even though they were nice hotels, we
thought it'd be funny if Richie and Eddie

were running the hotel, wouldn't it?

I trust you've both washed.

Actually, the water was cold.

Well, that's no reason not to wash, is it?

Good grief. We are British.

You know, we invented cold showers to stop
people masturbating.

So my introduction to bottom.

The world of bottom came through long car
journeys on holidays when me and my little

brother were probably 12 and eight, and I'm
the older one.

I only had about 3 or 4 DVDs and we picked
guest House Paradiso.

Are you sure this is the right place?

It doesn't look very nice.

It's right next to a nuclear power station.

Dad.

This is the cheapest hotel in Britain, so
we're just going to have to make the best of

it, aren't we?

We've watched it on one car journey, and then
pretty much every car journey after that, to

the point where we could, like, recite it.

I learned most of the vulgar language I'm
aware of from that film.

Look, Mr..

Twat, it's pronounced Thwaite.

Well, it's spelled twat t w a t twat.

It was.

Just. It was just brilliant.

Ha ha ha.

It really had a lot of great moments,
especially the physical comedy.

The fight in the kitchen is some of their
best work in their careers.

I think for a long, long time, my parents
were sat in the front of that car thinking we

were watching, you know, Spy Kids or
something like that, and just finding it

really, really funny.

We weren't we were watching Rik Mayall stuck
in a chest of drawers with a dildo.

It's been good. Yeah.

All the scenes with men have been fantastic.

Are.

Two more live shows followed the movie,
putting them back where they belonged in

front of a raucous live audience.

Well.

By the time we got to the fourth and fifth
tours, I was bored.

I was bored and I didn't want to be the
person who was remembered just for Eddie.

I thought, okay, what are you doing?

You're throwing your life away.

I'm absolutely proud of it.

I love Eddie.

But I just didn't want to carry on.

Oh. Oh, hold me firm, Earth.

Oh, fuck it, he's acting.

Wake me up when he's finished.

But the fifth one was not as good.

And when you've reached the top.

Yeah, you shouldn't plough on if you're
headed down the.

Wrong side, I.

Absolutely agree.

And so why.

Haven't you retired?

Come on, Eddie. Think of the money.

Money? What are you getting paid?

No. I'll make no bones about it.

We used to earn a shedload of money out of
touring.

And, you know, I think the reason we did the
last two tours was because we were both

addicted to the money.

Which isn't a really good reason to do it
either.

I don't get paid.

It's not me. It's just that wretch of an
actor who plays me, you know?

Come on. What's his name?

Come on. You must know him.

That tosser that fell off the quad bike.

Yeah.

They weren't as much fun, and I wanted to be
an actor, and he was getting more

complicated. And it had it had come to a
natural end.

It was one of the great sadnesses of life is
that Rick never kind of could take that on

board.

Yap yap yap.

I am here.

Richie is here.

Back where he belongs.

In the toilet.

I used to meet him sort of regularly, for
just to be chums and go out for lunch, and

His mind was already kind of Getting
forgetful by this point.

And every time we met, he'd think.

We were having a meeting to talk about doing
another another show.

And it was it was very hard.

Eventually I came up with this idea and I
said, let's write something and we'll take it

to the BBC.

And my thinking was, they.

Are a couple of old.

Gates. They're not going to want it, you
know.

So we dashed something off.

It was the mythical fourth series of bottom.

And. If they bloody well wanted it.

I thought it was going to put an end to the
argument, but they wanted it, but it and I

hate to tell people this, it just wasn't
good.

So I just turn it down again.

Oh. Oh, it's so.

He hated me for it.

Absolutely loathe me for it.

Look at you.

What's happening?

We used to be friends.

Good friends.

What do you remember of the fateful attempt
to write something in the 2012 or whatever?

It was basically a Hooligan's Island idea.

I understand.

And that there's a there's a typhoon of some
kind.

Yeah. And so everything's going sideways.

So the coconuts and everything come flying
past them.

And, you know, now you're saying that that
that ring some bells.

And because.

Rick had had an accident and so he wasn't,
so.

He couldn't drop anything.

On his head. No.

I mean, talk about spoilsport.

Yeah. So should we cancel the show?

There were some other good bits.

There was an idea about democracy because
there's only two people on the island.

And Rick had been in the de facto leader.

And as part of his leadership campaign, he
emptied all the bottles of hooch that were on

the island, and Eddie became sober.

And we discover that when he was sober,
Eddie was a very cogent and intelligent human

being. He'd been to Eton not as a student,
but when he used to nick stuff from Eton

running through the classrooms, he couldn't
help but take things off the blackboard.

And they all went in his brain and his his
campaign was so good that Richie voted for it

and he became leader.

It was sort of all right.

It was it was torturous.

You know, it didn't really work.

It's sort of. It was bottom ish, and bottom
ish isn't enough.

Yeah. The last thing we ever did was let's
dance for Comic Relief, or I was being the

Dying Swan, and he came on, and his job was
to tell me to stop and hit me with a frying

pan. And true to form, he really whacked me
with it really quite, quite badly.

And I got through to another round and he
came and he cut the rope and the ton weight

fell on top of me. I think that was the last
bit we ever did.

Rick died on the 9th of June 2014 of a heart
attack, aged 56.

I was sort of in the middle of the garden.

And there's very little phone signal in
Devon.

And My friend Nick Craig.

I said, I'm so sorry.

And I said, what about?

And he said, oh, God, you haven't heard,
have you?

And I hadn't, because, you know, my phone
and in the middle of Devon and Yeah, it was

a. A remarkable shock.

I mean, absolutely remarkable.

There was no. Hint of that going to happen.

Now. Come on.

This is a funeral, funeral, funeral.

What's the mood? Sad.

That's clever. Sad face.

Oh.

Speaking to rosy, his daughter, at the
funeral.

And her take on his death was that actually,
I had 16 more years of him than I should

have.

Had.

Because he could have died that day as well.

Which I.

Thought was so typical of her being very
positive and, and, you know, seeing the

positive side of things.

Even now, find it hard to believe, actually.

I mean, he was so vibrant.

So he was a force of nature.

And, you know, the fact that he's not here
is hard, really.

So I might as well call the whole bloody
thing off.

Now you listen to me. You're just a dork.

I read the fucking mail.

It's very weird being in a world without him.

Very weird thinking that he, you know,
didn't know anything about Brexit and didn't

know about Covid, you know.

I mean, our relationship was strained
towards the end and.

When I do things like this, and I remember
the absolute joy of sitting in that little

office in Richmond, opposite the hole in the
wall pub it was.

It was absolute, you know, the distilled
joy, the most joy I've ever had in my life, I

think. Making each other laugh.

Properly love.

Big guffawing belly laugh laughs you know
proper.

Can't stop laughing laughs.

Very rarely you.

You get a relationship like that with
someone?

Well, I have to say, he's my best friend.

Otherwise, he kicked my teeth in.

You know, I mentioned. The way we used to
write each other's characters, and

we're in love with each other's characters.

I miss. That love.

Yeah. I missed that other opinion of me.

Very loving opinion.

On record made of.

Us doing this documentary, this celebration
of a show 30 years after the initial

production of it. Rick.

Would have hated a program like this and
would have told you to fuck off.

I mean that quite sincerely.

Safe and sound. At last.

I never thought we'd get away with it.

It's always a good way to finish in a moment
of.

You bastard!

Feeling poorly again, are you?

No. You are.

Poof! The end.

Will that do? Fraid not.

Boys, it's just.

Trying to find that moment where you normally
freeze frame and then run the music.

Come on. Jones.

That's my.

Show that just 1 or 2 things.

Slightly careful. You can run it back.

I'll ask you to do it again.

I remember the end credits very well.

Because it was one of the most knackering
things we ever did.

Yo, can I?

I think we did it.

Five times.

Stand by please. We are running.

Opening positions.

I can't get that far back.

It's incredibly physical.

It probably doesn't look it.

You know, we were.

We enjoyed a drink and didn't do much
exercise.

We were a couple of has-beens and we were,
you know, knackered.

Well, you did it right.

As we did.

The end credits before we did anything else.

And I remember thinking, who are these guys?

What have I been put on?

What is this show?

And I think it was before I'd seen a script
or anything.

And they're just, you know, doing all this
against the background.

And I just thought, I don't know what this
is.

I don't know what it's going to be like.

It was quite revolutionary.

In those days. We thought that we would
shoot them silhouette.

And then when we were running the credits
over the silhouetted figures, I said, would

you be able to make the letters white when
it's going over the black?

And can they be black when it's going over
the white?

So we started kicking the machines down in
the basement of BBC and managed to get it to

do it, and it was great.

I went mate, we've not seen anything like
this before, and we've got these two lunatics

fighting in the background and we've got the
bum notes, music.

This is it. These are great closing titles.

Okay. No. I'm fucked.

I wasn't talking about your career.

Over three decades on from our introduction
to these unreconstructed.

It's not your fault that your lesbians.

So please give me one more chance.

Come back to my place and I'll cure you.

Unhygienic. That's not.

Chris. That's like yogurt. You started during
the Gulf War.

Might as well finish it.

Environmentally unfriendly.

Burn it off. What a piece o the excess gas.

Really? And how long do you think it'll take
to.

Burn off the entire North Sea gas reserves?

Underachievers.

Absolutely nothing to do for 24 hours.

That's a bit like every other day, then,
really, isn't it?

Richie and Eddie still remain one of British
comedy's greatest double acts.

We're still talking about bottom 30th on,
because I don't think anything else has

replaced it, because times have changed and
we can't roll our sleeves up and get so

filthy and dirty and violent and immoral, we
can't go there.

So there's a part of us that gets a
vicarious pleasure from seeing them do it so

well.

I think one of the enduring things of it is
that they're doing it anything that they

want. You know.

This is the life. Hey, Eddie.

Thank you. This is just like Thelma and
Louise, isn't it?

The freedom that they gave themselves.

And they do it so quickly.

The pace is amazing.

How are you feeling, by the way?

I think if you hated.

Them, it would have never have worked.

I'll help you, shall I? It'll be more erotic.

Add a bra. Work. I've never seen one before.

I think that they caught that sympathy while
being completely repugnant and funny at the

same time. I mean, it's a major achievement.

What they managed to do.

Look out! Parting shot!

Get down! What? Duck!

Who? Where?

They got me with a blow dart.

The thing that some comedians forget that.

That Rick and I never forgot.

Is that what makes a comedy show?

It's the audience laughing as much and as
often as possible.

Right on the end of the knob.

When they never let.

Anybody down with that.

That was a bloody good shot.

Considering the size of the target, it would
be funny above everything else.

Hello, my name is James Bond.

Not a lot of people know that above, you
know, realism, above continuity.

It just wanted to be funny.

And that's just timeless, really.

And.

So it's agreed. Then I'm the winner.

Well. Their relationship, both on and off
screen, made them as funny as it was.

I can't find my fucking balaclava.

I just think they had a very special bond
with each other.

And that definitely came across when you
watched it.

That's what I love about you, Richie.

What?

You're completely insane.

When you watch Rik and Ade playing them, they
are just two mates dicking about having the

time of the lives.

It just looks fun.

You want to be on set, right?

Right?

Well, it's dangerous under there.

Only from the swinging tackle.

They're never learning lessons.

They're constantly just putting themselves
in dangerous scenarios for our pleasure.

What on earth are you eating?

Lard.

He couldn't find anything that looked like
lard, so it was lard.

You are eating lard?

Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm too.

Drunk to cook.

It was a joke.

What are you going to do? Not do it.

Wow.

Now don't get off the sofa.

That show is just.

It's like it was like nothing before and
it's like nothing since.

And I can't imagine anything like it ever
being made again.

So thank goodness we have it.

What are we doing?

Just It's called.

Television.

Where do you think Richie and Eddie would be
today?

I think it'd be quite good if Richie and
Eddie.

Actually did waiting for Godot.

If the characters did waiting for Godot.

Because that's. That's the essence of what
they are.

And. That could be quite funny.

Oh, that's a shame.

We just have to wait for a technical clear.

All right.

Oh, we are technically clear.

We are completely clear.

Oh, thank you very, very much, ladies and
gentlemen.

Well.

It's been a pleasure talking to you about it.

You, too.

Cheers. Yes.

Thank you very much. We could have done it
without you.

And I know it's been a very long evening,
but you've been fantastic.

Thank you very much indeed. Good night.