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CARL: So, how you doing?
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‐ I'm an industry pariah.
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‐ ZOOEY: Rita
Weiss is probably
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putting her sign in
their front yard as we speak.
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‐ Responsible
for domestic violence
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and the
death of innocents.
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‐ Well, you
still have your health.
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‐ I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit
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but now I've decided: nah.
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‐ PHIL:
We gotta be who we are.
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‐ We are going to come
back to the office tomorrow
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ready to kick a whole lot of ass
and close a whole lot of escrow.
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‐ SUSAN:
Hell, yeah, we are!
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♪ Lively music ♪
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( Gasp )
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‐ PRIYA: Oh, my god!
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( Laughter )
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‐ GUEST: Oh, jeez!
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‐ That is fabulous!
What do you think of this?
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Do you think
he'll enjoy it?
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‐ PRIYA: Oh!
‐ SUSAN: Oh!
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You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!
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It keeps catching.
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‐ It's bad luck to take
it off before the wedding.
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‐ Not sure
that's a thing, Priya.
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‐ Well, it should be.
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‐ Mm. One hell of a rock.
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‐ It's been in Leon's family
for generations.
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And now, so am I!
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( Laughter )
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‐ Who is the, uh,
happy, spooky lady?
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‐ That's Ruby,
Leon's great aunt.
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‐ Is she... okay?
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‐ She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.
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She took care of Leon
after his mom died.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ I'm going to
see if she's okay.
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Hi.
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( Guests giggle )
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‐ How's the mother
of the bride holding up?
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‐ KAMALA:
Oh. Ask her after
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a few more of these.
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Marty, let's get some
more hors d'oeuvres over there.
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We have bridesmaid's
dresses to fill out.
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Did you have
something to do with that?
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‐ Not guilty.
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‐ Nobody looks
good in frosting.
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‐ Lovely wall colours.
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The bold blue,
invoking the sea,
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the sky.
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‐ It's a nice house when
it's full of people like this.
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( Laughter )
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‐ Fantastic!
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‐ Most of the time
I'm alone
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and it feels like
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Castle Dracula meets
Ice Station Zebra.
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( Chuckles )
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If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,
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I'll never have
any grandchildren.
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It's good
having her home.
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Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.
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‐ Yeah, we all
miss him.
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‐ Don't get me wrong.
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I couldn't be
happier for Priya.
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I love...
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‐ What's‐his‐name.
‐ Leon.
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‐ Leon.
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He's smart,
makes a good living.
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I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.
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‐ She's been planning
this wedding since high school.
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A winter wedding at
the lodge. Candles...
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pine boughs and snow.
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‐ We're Desi.
It's unnatural.
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I almost sold this
place after Dev passed,
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but Priya insisted
I hang onto it
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so she and Leon
could get married here.
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‐ And...
Then what?
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‐ I dump this beast.
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Find somewhere
small on a beach
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where people see
pictures of snow and say,
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"Jeez, what's that?"
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‐ Hang on.
You're almost there.
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‐ Oh. I just wish
it was over.
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‐ Ah!
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‐ Only my idiot sister
would think it's a good idea
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to arm the bride.
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Marty, let's
do that ugly, fake,
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cake‐face thing.
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Time to cut
the cake, beti.
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‐ Cake time.
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( Murmurs of approval )
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Oh!
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Oh, wow!
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This is lovely.
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All right...
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♪ Sinister music ♪
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( Murmurs of shock )
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( Squeal )
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( Squelching )
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‐ GUEST 2:
Oh, my God!
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‐ Who you gonna call?
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♪ Opening Theme music ♪
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( Man screams )
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( Phone buzzing )
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What does this
look like to you?
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‐ Like Jack the Ripper
meets the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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‐ MEGAN:
Hi, Susan!
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‐ Hey! How's
the new place?
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‐ It will be great.
Some day.
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‐ So, I'm just‐‐ I'm really
worried about Priya.
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You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.
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We need to help her.
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And then we get to sell
her mom's house.
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Happily ever afters
all around.
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‐ What's the story?
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‐ Oh, it's a gorgeous
winter lodge.
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Prime location,
oversize lot,
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magnificent,
handcrafted woodwork.
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A legacy property
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searching for a
new trustee.
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‐ I was asking about the
buttercream stigmata.
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What's the story there?
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‐ Oh! Priya cut it open
at her bridal shower
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and it started bleeding!
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‐ Ew.
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Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.
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‐ I can multi‐task!
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I can be a friend
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and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.
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This is the kind of
elite listing we need.
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Looks like they've
stopped the bleeding.
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I'll let you know when I get
our name on a contract.
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‐ I thought you
were a workaholic.
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‐ Oh, I once sent her
a meeting invite titled
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"work/life balance."
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She declined it.
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( Phone vibrates, rings )
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Hey. You forget something?
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‐ RITA:
Hey! Forgot to tell you
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your face looks like
a rhino's butt.
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‐ Rita, I thought, hoped, prayed
you were someone else.
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‐ If only.
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Look, we need to talk
face‐to‐face.
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I'll come by your office
tomorrow, nine o'clock.
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( Phone hangs up )
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♪ Emotional music ♪
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( Crying, gasping )
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‐ KAMALA:
You take over.
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‐ LEON:
Hey.
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Hey. It's all right.
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( Sniffling, crying )
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We've had a crap few weeks.
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It's going to get better.
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‐ Leon, I don't know how much
more of this I can take!
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First, I fell in the shower
and then the hutch tipped over.
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‐ It missed you.
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‐ But, like, by an inch!
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The house is trying to kill me.
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( Sigh)
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Then I murdered our cake.
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You should stay away from me.
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‐ Honey...
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‐ For your own good.
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‐ It's all good.
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Look,
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in a few weeks we'll be married
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then we'll be off to Fiji.
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And then we'll have a whole,
beautiful life together.
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( Sigh )
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‐ God, I hope so.
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‐ Nothing's gonna stop me
from marrying you.
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♪ Music fades out ♪
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‐ So, I told the guests the cake
had raspberry filling in it
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and the heat from the kitchen
caused pressure to build,
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so when the knife cut in, it...
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‐ Is that
what happened?
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How's Priya?
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‐ Ach. She's a wreck.
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This wedding is going to
kill us all.
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‐ I heard about her fall.
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And her close call
with the hutch.
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‐ That girl has never been
a prima ballerina,
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but ever since
those kids got engaged
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she's been bumping into this
and falling down that.
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‐ And this all
happened here?
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‐ That's right.
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‐ In this house?
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‐ What are you getting at?
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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‐ Maybe it's
not Priya.
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Or the wedding.
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Maybe it's
the house.
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( Scoffs )
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The people
I work with,
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they have
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a very particular
set of skills.
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‐ I thought you were
in real estate.
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‐ Yes, but we‐‐
our agency ‐
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specializes in houses
that have some...
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challenges.
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It happens more
than you might think.
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Let us help you.
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We'll get Priya
through the wedding.
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Afterward, let us sell
this house for you
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and we'll find you
a lovely condo
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on a sun‐soaked beach.
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‐ I like you, Susan.
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You've always been
a good friend to Priya.
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She loved having you over
because you would always
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clean her room.
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‐ The housekeeper
always forgot to clean
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the top of the baseboards.
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‐ Can you still
do the things?
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‐ Only when I
absolutely have to.
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‐ I remember having you over
for dinner all those times.
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Nobody ever had to
pass you the salt.
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( Laughs )
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‐ So, the house.
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Can we help you?
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‐ Hm.
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‐ Wonderful! I'll put
together the contracts.
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‐ I don't think
there's any rush.
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‐ Oh!
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‐ What are you
doing here, Ruby?
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‐ Do I know you?
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‐ I'm Priya's mom.
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‐ Oh.
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Leon's Priya!
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Oh.
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She's so lovely.
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‐ Hm.
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♪ Gentle music ♪
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‐ Are you Priya?
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‐ Oh, no.
I'm Priya's friend.
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I'm Susan.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Would you like to
sit by the window?
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‐ I thought I was.
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‐ Leon says Ruby has
occasional glimmers of clarity
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but I've yet to witness one.
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‐ Aunt Ruby, can we get you
a glass of wine or something?
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‐ There's only
more to come.
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‐ More wine?
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‐ More blood.
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‐ I heard
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business is in the crapper.
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‐ Oh, we've been better.
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‐ Well, here's the thing:
I have a property.
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Several properties,
in fact,
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that could...
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benefit
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from your
particular brand of
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horseshit.
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‐ You want to hire us?
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‐ On a consulting basis.
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‐ You want to hire us.
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‐ For an agreed‐upon
percentage of‐‐
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♪ Playful music ♪
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‐ Come on.
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You gotta say the words.
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( Chuckles )
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‐ I...
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want...
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‐ Mm.
‐ ...to hire you.
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00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,150
‐ Ooh.
266
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,150
Was it as good for you
as it was for me?
267
00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,760
‐ Hm.
268
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,700
You are such a used diaper
269
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,300
full of medical waste.
270
00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,430
‐ So, what's the catch?
271
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:00,670
‐ What do you mean?
272
00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:02,040
‐ Well, what you're doing
could be considered
273
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,680
in some cultures...
274
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,480
a nice thing.
275
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,120
( Laughter )
276
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,750
( Inhale )
277
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:09,920
‐ Don't kid yourself.
278
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,420
I have clients.
279
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,360
They have houses
with problems
280
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,440
that you and the rest of the
cast of Cabin In The Woods
281
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,440
might be able to solve.
282
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,310
In the end,
283
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,380
I am going to
make money.
284
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,290
A lot of it.
285
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:29,330
If that makes me
the happy little helicopter
286
00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:33,900
that lowers a rope to help you
save you from yourselves,
287
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,380
I'll just have to
live with that.
288
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,950
‐ Thank you.
289
00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:43,420
‐ Hm.
290
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,390
‐ Seriously.
291
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,040
‐ You owe me big time.
292
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,310
Pus dumpster.
293
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,950
‐ Da‐dun‐da‐dah.
294
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,390
‐ Hm.
295
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,890
( Contented sigh )
296
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,460
Just wow!
297
00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:07,370
‐ Do not tell my mom
that I showed you.
298
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,510
‐ Oh, it is magnificent.
299
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,980
( Happy sigh )
300
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,850
‐ It doesn't suck.
301
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,350
( Unintelligible
excited voices )
302
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,860
‐ What's going on
out there?
303
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,160
‐ Hm, it didn't feel
this snug at the shop.
304
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,240
Susan, I am
deputizing you.
305
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,070
Hit me with a Taser
306
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:26,240
if you see me
consuming any sugar
307
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,780
before the reception.
308
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,210
( Commotion continues )
309
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,090
Susan?
310
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,290
♪ Mysterious music ♪
311
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,970
( Fabric tightening )
312
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:45,010
‐ AUNT RUBY:
No one hears me!
313
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,450
No one listens!
314
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,920
‐ Ruby!
315
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:50,890
Can I help you?
316
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,390
‐ Oh!
317
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,260
( Fabric tightening )
318
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,000
( Gasping )
319
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,300
‐ AUNT RUBY:
I tried to fix it,
320
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,870
but I can't.
321
00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,410
‐ It's okay. You're‐you're
just turned around.
322
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,010
‐ Oh!
323
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,480
( Fabric tightening )
324
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,120
( Panicked breathing )
325
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,400
‐ PRIYA:
Susan!
326
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,040
‐ Ah, I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.
327
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,410
‐ Oh!
328
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,220
Oh.
329
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,160
Oh.
330
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,890
( Gasping )
331
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,330
( Fabric tightening )
332
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,840
‐ Susan!
333
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,270
( Fabric tightening )
334
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,030
( Bass hit )
335
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,330
( Large exhale )
336
00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:48,910
( Gasping )
337
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,300
‐ SUSAN:
Six listin
338
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,040
Rita gave us six listings?
What's wrong with them?
339
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,580
‐ Oh, just the usual.
I got Phil, August and Zooey
340
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,350
doing the initial prep.
341
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,590
We'll see what's going on here
and we'll divide and conquer.
342
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,320
It's a nice place.
343
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,030
Is the family around?
344
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,030
‐ Brunch.
345
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,430
We pretty much have
the house to ourselves.
346
00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,940
When Priya's dad
was alive,
347
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,240
this whole front
348
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,240
was planted
with marigolds.
349
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,980
He was from Bangalore
350
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:28,350
and wanted the place
to smell like home.
351
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,360
I'll never
forget that.
352
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,190
Dev and his marigolds.
353
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,630
♪ Mysterious music ♪
354
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,130
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )
355
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,040
‐ Let's go inside.
356
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,990
‐ I get why she wants
to get married here.
357
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,600
Some of my best memories
were in this house.
358
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,570
Parties, sleepovers,
359
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,440
watching the NBA finals
with her dad.
360
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,680
Yeah, I practically
grew up here.
361
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,680
‐ So, Dad kept the faith?
362
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,480
‐ Kamala is Christian
but they made it work.
363
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,130
Dev kept the old ways,
the daily worship.
364
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,600
‐ Puja.
365
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,070
So, this was Dad.
366
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,370
‐ You don't think that...?
367
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,380
‐ Gotta consider everything.
368
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,550
‐ No.
369
00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,680
Dev loved Priya.
370
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,380
He would never
want to hurt her.
371
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,560
‐ Maybe that's
not his intention.
372
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,530
♪ Gentle music fades out ♪
373
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,310
‐ So, those
are all bedrooms
374
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:31,010
and the master suite
is at the end of the hall‐‐
375
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,410
Shit.
376
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,660
Aunt Ruby?
377
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,200
Why are you here alone?
378
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,170
‐ Ah.
379
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,110
I needed a nap.
380
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,010
‐ Hey, Susan.
381
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,450
Ruby was feeling a little tired
so we left early.
382
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,550
‐ Leon, this is Luke Roman.
We work together.
383
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,120
‐ Leon Baptiste.
384
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,190
Most know me as
the groom around here.
385
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,130
‐ Congratulations.
‐ Thank you.
386
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,400
‐ You were talking
to the man.
387
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,070
‐ Uh, what man?
388
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,540
‐ Uh‐uh.
389
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,580
The father of the bride.
390
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,460
You were talking
in front of the house.
391
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,030
♪ Mysterious music ♪
392
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,000
‐ They were talking?
393
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,200
‐ His name was Dev.
394
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,680
Why was he so upset?
395
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,320
‐ Okay.
396
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,990
‐ LUKE:
We weren't actually talking.
397
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,230
There was no conversation.
398
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,730
But he is a presence
in that house.
399
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,070
You feel him everywhere.
400
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:35,710
‐ I will never believe
401
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:39,050
Dev would want to do
anything to hurt Priya.
402
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,430
‐ These dead souls,
they hate change.
403
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,630
They're stuck here
like a bug in amber
404
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,570
and a lot of them
resent the ones they left behind
405
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,810
move on with their lives,
change addresses, get married.
406
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,050
‐ Well, what about
that Aunt Ruby person?
407
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,450
She raised Leon.
408
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,090
Maybe‐maybe she's trying
to stop the wedding
409
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,560
to keep him for herself?
410
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,500
‐ And now you're
speculating.
411
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,510
‐ If it is Dev...
412
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,080
Help him, okay?
413
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,650
Don't dissemble his molecules
414
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,520
with one of August's
contraptions.
415
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,090
‐ That is the plan.
416
00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:19,600
Do you mind if I drop you off
at the office?
417
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,600
Gotta help Megan
move some things.
418
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,500
‐ Sure.
419
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,340
‐ Okay.
420
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,450
Even though I don't
want to believe
421
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,080
that you're actually there,
422
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,290
I'd like to share
two thoughts.
423
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,090
First,
424
00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,560
I'm leaving
on my own terms,
425
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,800
in a calm, confident manner.
426
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,240
Not fleeing in terror.
427
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,540
I win. You lose.
428
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,280
And second?
429
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,450
You missed out
on a really great kid.
430
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:11,600
Luke grew up to be this
smart, kind, wonderful man.
431
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,570
Not because of you,
but in spite of you.
432
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,340
But I have to believe
that it was you
433
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,880
that brought him
into this weird,
434
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,750
awful little world
full of death and...
435
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,390
monsters
436
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:26,430
and things that don't
make any empirical sense.
437
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,830
♪ Emotional music ♪
438
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,410
So, damn you for that.
439
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,200
( Slams door )
440
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,170
( House and Victoria laugh )
441
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,680
‐ On to
e
442
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,150
we're going to
divide and conquer.
443
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,560
Zooey, keep us organized.
444
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,860
‐ It is my entire
raison d'être.
445
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,900
‐ Let's do this.
446
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,640
♪ Driving rock music ♪
447
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,680
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )
448
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,940
( Board clatters )
449
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,240
( Knuckles crack )
450
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,810
♪ Rock music continues ♪
451
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,950
♪ Doorbell ♪
452
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,360
Back together again.
453
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,860
♪ Gentle emotional score ♪
454
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,440
Amazing job, everybody.
455
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,850
‐ PHIL:
Come here.
456
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:11,460
I want you guys to take
another look at this.
457
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,970
‐ So, now we're all about
Priya's place, right?
458
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:17,300
‐ Absolutely.
Are things okay?
459
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,510
‐ So far so good.
460
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,380
Leon took the ring
to the jeweler
461
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,380
and had that
jagged prong fixed.
462
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,420
You don't suppose that
was it the whole time?
463
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,290
Some sort of jewelry curse?
464
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,400
‐ Sure! Maybe.
Seems unlikely.
465
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,530
Probably not.
466
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,400
So, when is the ceremony?
467
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,800
‐ Saturday night.
468
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,110
A Christian ceremony
with some Hindi traditions.
469
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,710
Really charming.
470
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,820
‐ How do you think her father
would feel about that?
471
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,520
‐ Dev was very
open‐minded.
472
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,790
‐ Hey, Luke.
You got a second?
473
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,070
We noticed this when we
mapped out Rita's places.
474
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:51,810
They look
totally random until...
475
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,470
( Computer beep )
476
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,550
You drop in
one more data point.
477
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:56,680
‐ The Donovan House.
478
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,350
‐ As Donovan
gets closer,
479
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,920
our P.K.E. readings
get higher.
480
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,130
‐ Now that Megan has relocated
and the house is vacant
481
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,970
in the, uh,
corporeal sense,
482
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:09,470
I'd like to take some
additional readings.
483
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:13,550
‐ You don't want
to go to the wedding.
484
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:18,760
‐ I've, uh, walked the aisle
with four daughters.
485
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,430
I've experienced four
rehearsal dinners.
486
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,400
I've survived
four receptions,
487
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,710
restrained myself from
murdering four best men
488
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,580
after four
tasteless toasts.
489
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,950
I've done my time.
490
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,090
‐ So, what's tonight?
491
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,790
‐ Tonight is a
quiet evening at home;
492
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,060
a family dinner.
493
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,630
‐ Are you invited?
494
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,100
‐ I'm family.
495
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,610
‐ I would really like to check
the energy of that family.
496
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:44,780
Can we be your plus four?
497
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,080
‐ Plus three.
498
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,780
I got homework to do.
499
00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:51,830
‐ They did want me
to find the photographer.
500
00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:54,460
‐ Well, there you go.
501
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,870
You just stop by and take
a couple shots of the fam
502
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:58,470
with your Kirlian CDC,
503
00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:00,610
have a little champagne
and fried eggplant curry,
504
00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,010
then you're off the hook.
505
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,720
‐ Ah, I do adore
fried eggplant curry.
506
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,060
‐ I need to talk to Priya
about her father.
507
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,500
‐ Ah, no.
508
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,700
( Sigh )
509
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,030
‐ I really think
that it is possible‐‐
510
00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:15,770
‐ No, I‐I don't mean no.
I mean,
511
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,780
I'll talk to her.
It should be me.
512
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:21,480
( Overlapping conversations,
laughter and light music )
513
00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:24,160
( Shutter clicking )
514
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,060
‐ Lovely. Thank you, ladies.
515
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:28,200
‐ KAMALA:
With pleasure.
516
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,900
‐ Nothing demonic there.
517
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,640
‐ Yeah, well something
possessed her
518
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,040
to buy those shoes.
519
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,120
‐ Anything?
520
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,160
‐ Mm.
521
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,660
‐ I'm collecting imagery
on everyone in the family
522
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,140
but thus far I've not
seen anything alarming.
523
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,770
‐ What about her?
524
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:51,010
‐ All of her numbers
are normal.
525
00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:52,880
If anything, a bit low.
526
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,920
‐ Maybe she's in
energy‐saving mode?
527
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,430
‐ Ooh, god,
your boss is...
528
00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:03,100
attractive.
529
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:05,140
You and he aren't...?
530
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,810
‐ No, no.
531
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,850
No, I'm trying to
hit all of the bad
532
00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:11,120
life choices before
I start repeating any.
533
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:15,960
‐ Any ideas about why these
things keep happening to me?
534
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,200
‐ We'll figure it out.
Don't worry.
535
00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:21,240
‐ You know the other night,
536
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,980
when my corset
was about to kill me
537
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,550
there was a second I was afraid
you weren't gonna, you know?
538
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,920
Do the thing.
539
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,030
‐ I‐I'm sorry.
It's just,
540
00:24:32,030 --> 00:24:34,100
you know,
I‐I never liked to...
541
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,600
‐ You know,
I never told anyone.
542
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:39,710
‐ You're a good friend.
543
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,180
‐ Well, all of those summers
by the lake,
544
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,050
it was pretty cool
being the only cabin
545
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,220
that always had a campfire.
546
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:49,730
‐ Priya, I wanted to
talk to you about your dad‐‐
547
00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:52,930
‐ Oh, you know,
I hate to see Ruby alone.
548
00:24:52,930 --> 00:24:54,570
( Footsteps away )
549
00:24:59,010 --> 00:25:00,750
Aunt Ruby?
550
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,150
♪ Gentle music ♪
551
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,860
Are you all right?
552
00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,260
‐ Oh...
553
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,270
So many pretty people.
554
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,140
‐ I am just so glad
that you're here
555
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:15,610
to see Leon and I
get married.
556
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,280
‐ No, I‐I'm not, dear.
557
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,890
( Laughs )
558
00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:20,590
‐ Of course you are.
559
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,290
‐ I'll be here,
darling,
560
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,200
but you'll be dead.
561
00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,180
♪ Ominous music ♪
562
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,900
‐ y,
563
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,900
‐ Hi, Zooey!
Is Susan around?
564
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,210
‐ Hi!
‐ Hi.
565
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,880
‐ Hi.
566
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,780
Mm.
567
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,280
‐ All righty.
‐ Ooh.
568
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,660
‐ Increased energy
around the shrine,
569
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,090
but nothing unexpected.
570
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,330
Religious iconography
always interferes
571
00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:58,830
with normal energy flows.
572
00:25:58,830 --> 00:25:59,670
‐ Tell me about it.
573
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:02,640
It interfered with
20 years of my life.
574
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,110
‐ The greatest concentration
of P.K.E. in the house
575
00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:08,220
is right here.
576
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,190
‐ LUKE:
Dad again.
577
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:12,230
‐ So, nothing out of the
ordinary on the guests.
578
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:14,160
Even your friend
in the wheelchair.
579
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,640
‐ God, I thought
she'd bend the needle.
580
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,610
‐ But these...
581
00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:22,180
Are the last photos I took.
582
00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:24,350
‐ The happy couple?
583
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,960
‐ Now, that is weird.
584
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,360
There's nothing
on the bride.
585
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,060
‐ Bride is clean.
586
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,800
The groom
587
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,170
is carrying some
serious metaphysical baggage.
588
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:38,380
‐ Or he's being targeted.
589
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,220
How do you feel about
hacking into some
590
00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:41,990
international birth and death
certificate records?
591
00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:42,950
‐ Oh, I love it.
592
00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:45,190
It's like existentially
Googling your exes.
593
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,670
‐ Mm.
594
00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,870
‐ Thank you for picking
this up for me.
595
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:54,810
‐ Sorry I couldn't make it
less hideous.
596
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,850
‐ So, I, um...
597
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,090
I‐I tried to talk
to you last night
598
00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:02,730
but things got
a little weird.
599
00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:04,100
‐ Ah, you think?
600
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,840
"You're gonna be dead?"
Who says that?
601
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,770
‐ She's old?
‐ She's batshit crazy.
602
00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:12,350
I don't care if she raised Leon.
That is not okay.
603
00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:15,990
‐ So, um, we've known each
other since the fourth grade.
604
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:18,420
‐ Yes, since you sucker‐punched
Todd Prentiss for calling me
605
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,730
‐ a racist name.
‐ Not accurate.
606
00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:22,400
He saw it coming.
He was just too slow.
607
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,640
‐ You were my hero.
608
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,040
God, I think that that's when I
decided that I wanted to be you.
609
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,410
‐ Me?
610
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:32,290
Well, you were way more
popular than I ever was!
611
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,760
And you were
much better at sports.
612
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,430
‐ Yeah, but when
you hit a softball,
613
00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:37,300
it seemed to
go further
614
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,970
and, occasionally,
change direction.
615
00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:42,910
I know, that's before
you could control it,
616
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:45,880
but it did give you
this air of mystery.
617
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,920
And you had secrets and,
ah, you were so smart.
618
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,330
You know that people used to
think that you were an alien?
619
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,900
‐ Silly Earthlings.
620
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,740
( Laughter )
621
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,780
‐ Oh, god, it feels
so good to laugh again.
622
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,780
You know, I'm afraid
to go out.
623
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:04,450
If you guys don't figure out
what is going on‐‐
624
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,920
‐ Actually, we...
625
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,420
We have a theory.
626
00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:10,330
( Sigh )
627
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,770
‐ Okay.
628
00:28:11,770 --> 00:28:13,800
‐ I need to talk to you
about your dad.
629
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,340
‐ Did he stiff you on money
you won betting on the NBA?
630
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:18,180
‐ Priya...
‐ 'Cuz you really should have
631
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,920
said something when we were
settling the estate.
632
00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:24,020
‐ Have you seen him?
633
00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:26,290
Lately?
634
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,230
‐ I mean, I think
about my dad every day‐‐
635
00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:31,370
‐ I'm not talking
about memories.
636
00:28:31,370 --> 00:28:33,210
♪ Emotional music ♪
637
00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,840
Have you...
638
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,480
seen him?
639
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,750
In the house?
640
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,960
‐ Wait, all of this bad shit
that's been happening,
641
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,130
you think it's my dad?
642
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:48,100
My dead dad.
643
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,280
That he‐he's trying
to stop the wedding?
644
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,310
That he's trying
to hurt me?
645
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:54,380
‐ Yeah.
646
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,320
He may not be the...
647
00:28:57,490 --> 00:28:59,330
the father you remember.
648
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:05,810
‐ I'm not listening
to this anymore.
649
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:07,340
‐ Wha... Priya! Hold on.
650
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,120
‐ I am aware of your company's
weird little specialty.
651
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,260
You are seeing spooks around
every corner now, aren't you?
652
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,290
‐ Priya!
653
00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:18,160
‐ You know, maybe you
shouldn't be at the wedding.
654
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,230
Just stay away from‐‐
655
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,270
‐ Ooh!
656
00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,870
♪ Ominous music ♪
657
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:33,960
‐ This elevator is perfect.
658
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,330
Zero defects.
659
00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:37,070
‐ You're kidding me?
660
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:38,300
‐ You don't understand:
661
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,880
what you described
literally can't happen.
662
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,480
‐ Well, the doors opened,
and nothing was there.
663
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,980
‐ According to...?
664
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,120
‐ People.
665
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,430
‐ All I can tell you is that
this is a properly installed,
666
00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:51,600
properly maintained medium
667
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,040
for safe vertical transport.
668
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,040
‐ Hm. So you'll be
riding it down, then?
669
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,130
‐ I'm off to the
Donovan house.
670
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,540
‐ Good luck.
671
00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:13,010
‐ I believe
I'll take the stairs.
672
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:14,810
‐ Hm. Good choice.
673
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:18,920
‐ Priya, I know
you and your dad
674
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,060
had such an amazing
relationship.
675
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,060
‐ When we were
in high school,
676
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,370
I had that strict
11 o'clock curfew
677
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,970
and if some boy
dropped me off
678
00:30:28,970 --> 00:30:31,310
even a minute
after 11,
679
00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:35,120
Dad would blink the light switch
three times and it meant,
680
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,260
"I'm not going to embarrass you
with an appearance,
681
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:41,260
but you need to know
that I'm watching.
682
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,900
♪ Warm music ♪
683
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,070
And I love you."
684
00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:49,010
‐ Dev was a great dad.
685
00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:50,480
And not just to you.
686
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,050
My dad was working
all the time.
687
00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:54,860
Traveling...
688
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,030
Dev was always
there for me.
689
00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:58,530
‐ Me, too.
690
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,310
‐ You okay?
691
00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:04,610
( Sigh )
692
00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:06,010
‐ Uh, yeah.
693
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:12,130
‐ Just curious: what do
you know about the spooky aunt?
694
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:13,900
‐ Ruby?
695
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,570
Uh, she raised Leon.
696
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,970
He worships her.
697
00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:19,270
‐ How bad is her dementia?
698
00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:22,010
‐ She's a little slow
on the uptake.
699
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:24,180
Has trouble
recognizing people.
700
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,390
‐ I've just found that
people with dementia
701
00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:29,360
are kind of like the things
we find in old houses:
702
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,630
we just kind of
understand each other.
703
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,040
Tonight is the
rehearsal dinner?
704
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:38,410
‐ Yep.
( Sigh )
705
00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:41,280
The show must go on!
706
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,890
♪ Gentle music ♪
707
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,140
‐ What the...?
708
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,090
‐ Hello!
709
00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,560
‐ I thought you were long gone.
710
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,230
‐ Oh.
711
00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,700
‐ Let me help.
712
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:07,600
‐ Thank you. This is, uh,
the last of my stuff.
713
00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:12,110
We're leaving a bunch of my
grandfather's furniture
714
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:13,480
and books;
715
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,120
some of his art.
716
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:17,460
Susan wants it
for staging.
717
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,260
‐ Ah.
718
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,040
( Hatch closes )
719
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:29,010
‐ I never want
to go in there again.
720
00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,480
‐ I don't blame you.
721
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,450
‐ But you're
going inside anyway.
722
00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:35,360
‐ It's my job.
723
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,200
‐ Yeah.
724
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,070
♪ Gentle music ♪
725
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,440
You know,
726
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,310
I used to be scared of you.
727
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:45,180
‐ Really?
728
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,350
That pleases me
to no end.
729
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:49,050
‐ That I was
scared of you?
730
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,060
‐ That you
no longer are.
731
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,030
Megan...
732
00:32:56,370 --> 00:32:58,040
Luke is a very...
733
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:00,310
Very fine man.
734
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:03,150
But he is an anomaly.
735
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,190
He walks an odd,
often lonely path.
736
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:12,800
I'm so glad you've chosen
to walk it with him,
737
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,670
for however long.
738
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:17,310
‐ It isn't always easy.
739
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,750
‐ Ahh...
740
00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:21,580
Why is it that the
sweetest rewards
741
00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:25,490
only sing to us on the
other side of hardship?
742
00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:27,130
‐ That's beautiful.
743
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:29,700
Is that Shakespeare?
744
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,110
‐ No, just a thought
I had this morning
745
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,710
while feeding my cat.
746
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,210
‐ Hm.
747
00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:40,720
‐ Go.
748
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,160
Leave this
awful place behind.
749
00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:54,150
( Engine turns over )
750
00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:01,530
♪ Ominous music ♪
751
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,380
Shall we dance?
752
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,720
( Soft approaching footsteps )
753
00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:19,170
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )
754
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,240
‐ AUNT RUBY (ETHEREAL):
Oh. Oh, my...
755
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,090
‐ It's okay.
756
00:34:30,290 --> 00:34:31,720
I'm Luke.
757
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,130
I'm a friend
of Priya's.
758
00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:35,570
‐ I can...
759
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,140
I hear you
760
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,810
but we're not speaking.
761
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,320
‐ You and me, Ruby...
762
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:49,290
we both have...
763
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,730
a way.
764
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,370
A gift.
765
00:34:56,870 --> 00:34:59,380
‐ If being old
is a gift,
766
00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:03,420
I'd like to
give it back.
767
00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:05,420
( Approaching footsteps )
768
00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:08,230
( Knocking )
769
00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:09,770
‐ PHIL:
Got a second?
770
00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:11,500
‐ LUKE:
You find something?
771
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,420
We are all
friends here.
772
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,850
Go ahead.
773
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,790
♪ Emotional music ♪
774
00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:35,420
‐ This is your
"something new".
775
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,800
Your father picked
it out just before he‐‐
776
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,440
Well, you know.
777
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:53,890
He knew Leon was the one
before you did.
778
00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,230
‐ And the death certificates
followed the marriage licenses
779
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:02,470
by only days,
sometimes hours.
780
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:05,180
Luke, this goes back
generations.
781
00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:07,350
‐ 1926.
782
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,920
( Low rumble )
783
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,890
The first love...
784
00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:18,300
can never be the first wife.
785
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,640
( Sniffle )
786
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,650
Leon's great‐great‐grandfather,
Isaiah,
787
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,220
was promised
to a woman
788
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,660
named Johanna.
789
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,670
But Isaiah loved
another girl,
790
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,270
named Anora.
791
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:39,580
But, still,
792
00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:43,320
a broken promise
can be a powerful thing.
793
00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,420
( Sniffle )
794
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,870
There's always been whispers
about Johanna's mother ‐‐
795
00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:52,870
that she had a‐a certain power.
796
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,680
And Johanna...
797
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:59,350
she made a promise
that very night
798
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,730
that the first love
of all Baptiste men
799
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:07,740
would die before
they could wed.
800
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:13,450
And so, it has been ever since.
801
00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:18,690
Leon is next
to have his heart broken.
802
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:19,830
( Sobbing )
803
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:22,870
‐ The wedding is not until
tomorrow and Priya's still okay.
804
00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,500
So, maybe we can‐‐
805
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,510
‐ Johanna will
not be cheated.
806
00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:32,450
Priya must sleep tonight.
807
00:37:33,390 --> 00:37:35,560
But she won't wake up.
808
00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:38,970
She won't wake up.
809
00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,430
( Sobbing )
810
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,870
‐ Sh, sh, sh.
811
00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:45,650
Sh, sh, sh.
812
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,950
( Creaking )
813
00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,590
♪ Mysterious music ♪
814
00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:21,450
( Click )
815
00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:22,890
( Static )
816
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,730
( Beeps )
817
00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:28,330
‐ ( Faster beeping )
‐ Oh, dear.
818
00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,740
‐ Ahh!
‐ ( Tumbling down stairs )
819
00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:37,520
‐ You people are insane.
Leon, tell them they're wrong!
820
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,590
‐ It's a stupid
old legend.
821
00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:40,560
‐ Leon, was your mother
your father's first wife?
822
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,490
‐ Of course!
823
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:44,830
They were going to get married
right after I was born.
824
00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:48,710
She died. That's why
my Aunt Ruby raised me.
825
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:50,540
‐ Leon.
‐ Wait!
826
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:51,940
M‐my grandmother!
827
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,780
She married my grandfather,
and she was his first‐‐
828
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,790
‐ His second love.
829
00:38:55,790 --> 00:38:59,030
I'm sorry. I've been studying
your family history all day.
830
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:02,570
Yours too, by the way.
We need to talk.
831
00:39:02,570 --> 00:39:04,140
‐ Okay, but what
about my family?
832
00:39:04,140 --> 00:39:05,870
( Wind and thunder )
833
00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:09,680
( Female voice )
834
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,020
‐ Jesse Baptiste.
835
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,420
Engaged to Renee Pierre.
836
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,560
She died.
837
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,430
A year later he marries
your grandma, Keisha Samaroo.
838
00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:21,000
Your grandfather, Zuriel,
engaged to Felicia Henry.
839
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,670
She dies so he married‐‐
840
00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:24,480
‐ Oh, okay! Just stop!
841
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,910
Look, I am sorry!
I won't‐‐
842
00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:29,490
I won't see her again, okay?
So, just don't!
843
00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:32,490
‐ There's another way.
You get married right now.
844
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,460
‐ PRIYA & LEON: Now?
‐ KAMALA: Now?
845
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:36,170
‐ All right. But how?
846
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,070
‐ I know a guy.
847
00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,840
( Thunder crackles )
848
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:42,410
‐ I was really
your first love?
849
00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:43,850
‐ First and last.
850
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,750
‐ Dearly beloved‐‐
851
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,660
( Growls and screams )
852
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,630
‐ The short version, Father. Hm?
853
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:55,640
‐ Do you, Priya,
pledge to do the things‐‐
854
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,640
( Otherworldly
howls and groans )
855
00:39:58,110 --> 00:39:59,710
‐ I do!
856
00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:03,020
‐ Great. Super.
So, do you, Leon...
857
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,090
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the things! I do!
858
00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:07,060
‐ JOHANNA:
You must not!!
859
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:08,630
( Bed slams to floor )
860
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:10,070
( Creaking; screams )
861
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,940
‐ Who's got the ring?
Any ring will do!
862
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,810
‐ Priya, your necklace!
863
00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:18,950
Wrap it around his finger!
Use it as a ring!
864
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,630
‐ Look out!
865
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,670
( Kukri clatters to floor )
866
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:27,540
Now that Priya and Leon have
given themselves to each other
867
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:31,080
by solemn vows with the joining
of hands, I pronounce you‐‐
868
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,780
( Echoing otherworldly sobbing )
869
00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:37,120
( Relieved sigh )
870
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,870
‐ It's Daddy!
871
00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:47,680
♪ Uplifting music ♪
872
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,050
‐ I now pronounce you
man and wife!
873
00:40:52,790 --> 00:40:54,220
( Gasping )
874
00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:07,080
‐ You okay?
875
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,050
You smell that too, right?
876
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,090
‐ Marigolds.
877
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,200
‐ Daddy's marigolds.
878
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,740
( Sigh )
879
00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:22,780
‐ Nice work, Padre.
880
00:41:23,610 --> 00:41:27,150
‐ Believe it or not, I've worked
worse weddings than that.
881
00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:30,730
( Phone buzzes, dings )
882
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:34,100
( Text whoosh )
883
00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:36,110
♪ Mysterious music ♪
884
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:42,050
‐ It's a bunch
of texts from August.
885
00:41:42,590 --> 00:41:44,560
He's back at the
Donovan house.
886
00:41:45,830 --> 00:41:47,260
Megan is gone?
887
00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:51,070
‐ Afraid.
888
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,340
August doesn't do "afraid".
889
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,020
( Engine revving hard )
890
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,260
( Tires screech )
891
00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:18,220
( Footsteps on stairs )
892
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:27,840
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )
893
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,280
( Creaking wood )
894
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,890
( Howl )
895
00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:34,320
( Thud )
896
00:42:39,230 --> 00:42:40,740
‐ Luke!
897
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,040
( Door closes )
898
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,670
Luke!
899
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,850
Okay, buddy. Look at me!
Look at me.
900
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:49,650
Stay with me.
Stay with me. Yes.
901
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,690
‐ Luke!
902
00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:52,320
‐ PHIL: Oh, no, no, no!
‐ SUSAN: Call 911! Call 911!
903
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,060
‐ PHIL:
Stay with me!
904
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,840
♪ Closing theme ♪
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