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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:09,598 (Male Announcer reads text on screen) 2 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:15,119 (Musical jingle) 3 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,239 So here is my lunchroom 4 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,840 where my crew recharges. 5 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,010 Ah... 6 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,438 Can we paint these walls? 7 00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:38,519 It's giving me the ick. 8 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:39,678 Ick, yeah, copy. 9 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:41,879 IAlso, there is stench. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,639 It smells like someone farted in an elevator. 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,919 II'm getting that too... 12 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,718 [sniffs] Oh, I've located the source of the stench 13 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:50,959 and, um, [clears throat] I'll take care of it. 14 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:51,879 Taser? 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,279 Janet, I go through a, a pair of week- 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,279 Taser, would you mind, Taser? 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,038 Just put your foot down. 18 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:57,118 Please put your boot back on, Taser. 19 00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:59,229 Put your foot down Jand put your boot on!n. 20 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:01,078 Anything for you, lovely Janet. 21 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:03,279 Oh thank you, Nathaniel. 22 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,639 Jenn, what's with the cameras? 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,798 So every time, uh, Conch Industries 24 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:07,798 does something nice for a town, 25 00:01:07,799 --> 00:01:09,039 we're gonna document it. 26 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,759 Isn't that right, Rachelle? 27 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,759 wYou got it, Ms. Conk.t. 28 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,119 So today's Career Day is perfect. 29 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,119 Before these teens end up on the street, 30 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,679 we're gonna show them a different path. 31 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,958 So how many teens do we have today? 300? 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,119 We're hosting a shop class from the local high school. 33 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,399 Eleven students. - Yeah? 34 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,518 Eleven? Fuck! 35 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:28,759 Eleven students. Well, hey. All right. 36 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,119 All the more reason to document this shit 37 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,358 and blast it on the Welinternet, right?t. 38 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,518 Um, so, guys, here's what I need from you. 39 00:01:35,519 --> 00:01:39,358 I need you guys to say only nice things about the company and me. 40 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:41,158 [Homer] Yeah, you wish. - Are we being compensated? 41 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:42,279 Yeah. - Pizza. 42 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,279 Of course. 43 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,518 I can't pay my mortgage with pizza. 44 00:01:44,519 --> 00:01:46,679 Come on. You look like a pepperoni guy. 45 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,479 And you look like you've never had a piece of pizza. 46 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,318 And you look like you've, you know your way around one. 47 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,119 Okay, these kids show up in 30 minutes, 48 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,119 so if you're gonna be filming, 49 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,518 we should get parental consent. 50 00:01:55,519 --> 00:01:57,639 Not to mention, this goes against corporate policy. 51 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,479 I am the policy. 52 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,958 Trades Barbie, let's go. 53 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:03,718 We need you smiling on camera, okay? 54 00:02:03,719 --> 00:02:06,518 So you must be the other Stool. 55 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:08,119 Yeah, how'd you know? 56 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,158 [Jenn giggling] 57 00:02:09,159 --> 00:02:10,359 I read a lot of reports. 58 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,799 I have a lot of queer friends. 59 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:16,239 So I heard that you went MIA over some mental health issues. 60 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,878 Idea, why don't you grab that camera crew, 61 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:20,999 meet up for some of those teens, 62 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,038 show 'em a good time, 63 00:02:22,039 --> 00:02:23,638 make 'em happier than pigs in shit, 64 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,758 and I will exempt you from the welfare check. 65 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:27,198 Ah, the wellness checks. - The wellness checks. 66 00:02:27,199 --> 00:02:28,839 [Janet]. and And I, I believeu fro they're mandatory... 67 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,519 I'm in! - Okay, gosh. 68 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,079 I love you gays. - Yeah. 69 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,839 You are always so cooperative. - Fuck you. 70 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,318 Nakamura! Nakamura! 71 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,999 Hi. You and me in five minutes in front of the camera, okay? 72 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,839 Comprende? Arigato? 73 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,400 Mr. Roboto? 74 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,110 What's that? - Means you're welcome. 75 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,399 Ah, can you two keep an eye on whatever this is? 76 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,718 Fuck no. 77 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:52,718 We'll tag team. 78 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:55,038 Yay. Smelly, horny teens. 79 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:57,029 Hey, Janet, stop it! - No, I am doing it! 80 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,809 Are we talking to or to you or to the camera? 81 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,239 Oh, no, just straight down the barrel. 82 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,359 You know, right into the audience's hearts. 83 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,679 We need to take our future generations seriously. 84 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,280 Who's gonna replace the old guys when they die? 85 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,878 Or retire? 86 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:17,598 The idea is to increase enrollment at the colleges. 87 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:19,878 Well, it's not rocket science. 88 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:20,960 Anyone can do it. 89 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,239 No, it's incredibly hard. 90 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,718 That's why unions exist. 91 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:27,038 They ensure that people are expertly trained. 92 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:29,399 Well, some of us are Tborn ready, Nakamura.t. 93 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,279 They ensure that people [giggles] Look around. 94 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:35,038 I see myself leading the charge along the lines of AOC, 95 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:37,239 Malala, Kamala. 96 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,638 I see myself leading the charge All the 'lalas. of AOC, 97 00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:40,198 Oh, you address them by their first names, you friends? 98 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:41,239 We're in a group chat. 99 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,039 The Pussy Posse. 100 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,918 Tell me, what do you do at Conch Industries? 101 00:03:44,919 --> 00:03:48,239 Well, I started as assistant manager to our founder, 102 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,718 Charles Conch. - Daddy! 103 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:53,598 Well, I got my MBA, uh, graduated top of my class, 104 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:56,119 became assistant manager, site manager, 105 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,478 jumped around the country. 106 00:03:57,479 --> 00:03:59,520 I worked my way up, 107 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:03,598 and now I report to Jenn, CEO. 108 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,478 Wow, what an incredible journey. 109 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:08,489 And Jenn, tell us what's your path to leadership been like?. 110 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,639 I was born a Conch. 111 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,449 What's your history with Conch? 112 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:16,119 Everyone I know is in the trades. 113 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,239 I'm a pipe-fitter. 114 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,720 Almost became site manager, 115 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,159 but got passed over, 116 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,599 which was a blessing in disguise. 117 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,159 Then I went to Pipeline for a bit, 118 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,479 which was fuckin' awesome, but... 119 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,479 Sorry, can I, can I swear? 120 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,999 Eh. 121 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,519 Thanks so much for agreeing to do this. 122 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:35,758 I'm contractually obligated to do this. 123 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:36,999 [Rachelle]. Okay, well, we're gonna be doing- 124 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,518 Um, I'm gonna speak, it's a little bit tricky, 125 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:40,198 [Rachelle]. but you're gonna look right down the barrel of the camera. 126 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:41,560 And why is that? 127 00:04:41,561 --> 00:04:42,758 [Rachelle]. [whispers] Eyes there. 128 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:43,958 Eyes there? 129 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:45,839 What, are you trying to get a scan? 130 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,919 So how does this work? Wait, wait. 131 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,479 Are you in the surveillance business too? Huh? 132 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,638 [Rachelle]. No. More-moreso in the documentary space. 133 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,758 [chuckles] Oh yeah. No, no, that's, that's good. 134 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:55,719 It's a nice way to spin it. 135 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,838 [chuckles] Oh yeah. No, Sorry, down the barrel... 136 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,039 Right. - [Rachelle] There it is. 137 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,438 So I'm gonna talk, but you're gonna look there. 138 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:01,599 It's very tricky. Nope, there. 139 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,398 So I' There. talk, but you'r- Okay. look there. 140 00:05:03,399 --> 00:05:05,039 [Rachelle] Camera. N- Okay.ere. 141 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,318 [Rachelle]. Nope, that's, those are my breasts. 142 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:07,919 Oh, yeah. - [Rachelle] That is the barrel. 143 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,198 Okay. - Breast, barrel. 144 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,318 Barrel. Not breast. - Got it! Fuck! 145 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:17,278 Yeah, there's like this, uh, smoking pit and it's sick. 146 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,120 And there's a vape lounge. 147 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,360 Am I, am I allowed to be like talking about this stuff?. 148 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,119 I'm, I'm like a permittee, 149 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,560 so I get away with a lot, you know. 150 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:32,719 [Rachelle]. What's it like working I'm, with permittees?tee, 151 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,078 Oh, it tripled my fuckin' workload. 152 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:36,878 I mean, half the guys that know what they're doing 153 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,999 are on suspension. 154 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,878 [sighs] This used to be a great place to work 155 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:43,120 until all these stoned fuckers showed up. 156 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,680 It's okay to say stoned? 157 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:49,078 [Rachelle]. Do you have any mistakes that you've made 158 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:50,800 that you'd like to share with us? 159 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,600 I heard there's gonna be 'za. 160 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,999 And now I'm GF after a guy got fired. 161 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,758 So pretty crazy times. 162 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,438 What's GF stand for? 163 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,359 It stands for General Foreman. 164 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,719 And are General Foreman lazy? 165 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,159 Lazy as a fuckin' river. 166 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,758 GFs are the backbone of this company. 167 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:10,239 If it wasn't for GFs, nothing would get done around here. 168 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,198 Somebody would probably be sleeping- 169 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:13,198 Bro. Oh shit. 170 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:16,719 Uh, hey, uh, we wanna bring some kids around the welding shop. 171 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,878 Can you do some tricks? 172 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:19,559 You know, like golden arm stuff, 173 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,758 Canbe all inspiring.ks? 174 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,758 Flattered, but Backwoods is better at that shit. 175 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,599 Get him to do a Canscaffolding demo.ks? 176 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,070 But Backwoods didn't even graduate high school. 177 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,680 [gasps] Oh, is this about? 178 00:06:31,681 --> 00:06:35,599 [Rachelle]. Sorry, who are you talking about there? 179 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,078 Mr. Byrd. 180 00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:38,278 Who's Mr. Byrd? 181 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:39,398 Blubber titties. 182 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,919 He called me blubber titties! 183 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,999 Made fun of my weight. 184 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,878 He ate my lunch 'cause he said I was fat. 185 00:06:43,879 --> 00:06:45,278 I fuckin' hate that guy! 186 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,278 Yeah, screw that guy. 187 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:47,239 [Rachelle]. Okay. 188 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,078 Golden Arm is in the house! 189 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:50,638 Let's go, jugs! 190 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:52,929 Fuck me in the ass Goldwith a dragon fruit.se! 191 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:56,720 Sorry. - Let's go. 192 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,958 Thank you! 193 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:01,599 [Rachelle]. Good luck, blubber tits! 194 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,318 What the fuck? 195 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:05,958 Today you'll meet our best welder. 196 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,479 I call him Todd, 197 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,359 but his crew calls him Golden Arm. 198 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,000 Yeah, we do! 199 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,078 bWe also call hims h"Baby's Arm"... 200 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:14,078 [crowd chuckling] 201 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:16,318 bWe also call hims It's not that big. 202 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,278 Stickers? The fuck we in kindergarten? 203 00:07:18,279 --> 00:07:19,278 [background chattering] 204 00:07:19,279 --> 00:07:20,479 What the fuck? - Just shut up! 205 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,479 [Daina]. I can't have you guys walking off. 206 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,160 You have to stay with the class. 207 00:07:23,161 --> 00:07:24,599 Toad, Todd. 208 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,958 Daina. 209 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:28,838 Well, uh, I didn't know you were gonna be a part of this. 210 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,838 Yeah, well, you-you look, you look good. 211 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:32,359 Thank you. You, uh- 212 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,479 Um, yeah, I know I'm a English teacher. 213 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,999 I'm just helping out with shop class, 214 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,679 so I just, it's kind of foreign to me. 215 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,758 You okay? 216 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:44,159 Um, yeah, no, I'm, I'm good. Just... 217 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,399 [Todd]. Oh, shit. 218 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:47,119 [Audrey]. Oh, hello, Mr. Byrd. 219 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,759 There you go. 220 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,838 [Audrey]. Oh, great. Thanks.d. 221 00:07:50,839 --> 00:07:52,120 [Todd]. Seriously? 222 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,759 So I take it that you two know each other? 223 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:56,719 Yeah, unfortunately. 224 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,159 You okay? 225 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,159 [Audrey grunting] 226 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,159 [whispers] Not on camera. Fuck. 227 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,159 Well, he's here. 228 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,359 [Audrey squeaking] 229 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,719 [Todd]. Fuckin' guy. 230 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,318 I'm gonna need a minute. 231 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:11,838 [Jenn]. Our chief engineer, Medhi, is an absolute genius 232 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:14,559 With his flare tip technology, 233 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,719 he makes me a new Land Rover every hour. 234 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,958 [Leonard]. If I may, 235 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,518 engineering's also a very fulfilling career path. 236 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:21,958 Yeah, if you're a fuckin' nerd. 237 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,398 [Jenn]. That's enough. 238 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:25,040 Yeah[Janet].'re That's a red dot. 239 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:27,560 Who said that? 240 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:31,599 You? What's your name, son? 241 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,518 Steve. 242 00:08:32,519 --> 00:08:33,839 All right, Steve. 243 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,839 What if I told you this nerd 244 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,398 has found a way to engineer his own body? 245 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,239 WhatYou see this watch? nerd 246 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,079 It protects my brainwaves from cancer 247 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,599 and tracks my erections while I sleep. 248 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,239 Do you know what erections are? 249 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,678 Do they still teach that? - [Steph] Everyone gets them. 250 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,999 Being an engineer is more than just buildings and bridges. 251 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:52,999 Come on. - Fuck off. 252 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,678 Being an engineer is more than It's about engineering you! 253 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,439 Do you wanna know the secret to being a productive beast? 254 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,758 Yeah. 255 00:08:58,759 --> 00:08:59,878 Coffee enemas. 256 00:08:59,879 --> 00:09:01,278 Okay. - I hoop it. 257 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,439 Oh god. 258 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,199 No, I-I-I'm already on my third. 259 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,239 [Medhi]. What? 260 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,599 We cannot encourage high school students 261 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,518 to inject caffeine into their rectums! 262 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:09,878 Don't they go to prom nowadays and, 263 00:09:09,879 --> 00:09:11,959 tand shove vodkane tampons up their asses? 264 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,038 They do? - Mmhmm. 265 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,398 Does that actually work? 266 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:16,239 Oh, it works. You're still gonna fail a breathalyzer though. 267 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,638 Maybe high school would've been better 268 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:19,239 had I known about the vodka tampon thing. 269 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,398 Doubtful. [whispers] It burns. 270 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,000 What Medhi is trying to say is that- Whoa! 271 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,079 DoubtPursue your dreams.burns. 272 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,959 Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man! 273 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,439 [Rachelle]. Yes! Are you getting this? 274 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,999 Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man! 275 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah! Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man! 276 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,879 Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack. 277 00:09:40,879 --> 00:09:42,158 I am not the man. 278 00:09:42,159 --> 00:09:44,079 I am the man. 279 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,599 [Rachelle]. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen here? 280 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,878 Strangest thing I've ever seen is was 281 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,519 someone shitting in a bucket 282 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,079 Strangest thing I've and barfing at the same time. 283 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,199 [quietly] Was that me? 284 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,239 No. I would fuckin' tell you if it was you. 285 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,319 Okay. Phew. 286 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,719 [Rachelle]. Who can join the trades? 287 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,959 Anyone can join the trades. 288 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:02,319 Men, women, they-themers, Who multi-spirits.rades? 289 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,038 It's about the right person with the right attitude. 290 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:06,679 I mean, to me the workplace is bisexual. 291 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,758 I think that Todd is a great pick to educate the students. 292 00:10:10,759 --> 00:10:15,399 And you need someone calm and polite to be a role model. 293 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,079 Motherfucker! 294 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,638 [Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like Todd needs some time here. 295 00:10:20,639 --> 00:10:22,798 So kids, we're gonna go over to heavy machinery 296 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:24,319 [Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like while Golden Arm preps.re. 297 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,558 [chuckles] I bet you I could do this like 30 times. 298 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:28,678 We're still just setting up here, 299 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:29,999 but I'll let you know when we can roll. 300 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,479 Roach, are you hacking a dart? 301 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,038 That's a fire hazard, dipshit. 302 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,359 No, no, no. It's, it's just for comfort. 303 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,479 Like I got a, like an oral fixation. 304 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,240 Other day, I almost lost a nut 'cause of this screwdriver. 305 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,319 There's still blood on it. 306 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,999 Are you rolling? Guys, get it together. 307 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,638 We're on camera here. 308 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:48,479 Backwoods, come in. Where are you? 309 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,878 [Backwoods]. Right here, genius. 310 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,119 Children, gather around. Hurry up! 311 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,239 [claps] On the double. 312 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,558 CIt's the perfect timed. for me to show you 313 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:54,678 how to set up the old scaffold. 314 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:56,798 Audrey, pass me any tool, immediately. 315 00:10:56,799 --> 00:10:58,199 A carb stone touch wrench. 316 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,558 See that? She handed it to me upside down. 317 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,719 If any of you did this on the side, 318 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,719 I'd kick you right off the scaffold 319 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,719 and kick you in the face. 320 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,959 [group laughing] 321 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,199 Anyways, it's the perfect time for me to tell you 322 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,999 how this little jobby, and this little lady here 323 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,758 had the opportunity to try to kill me, 324 00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:10,878 put me six feet under 325 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,558 by dropping this almost right on my head. 326 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,558 Like that. - [Roach] Oh fuck! 327 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:16,638 [groans] Oh, nuts. [students gasping] 328 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:18,960 I nicked the old beanbag again. 329 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,359 [[Roach groaning]. [students gasping] 330 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,558 [Backwoods]. That there's ball blood! 331 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:22,878 [Audrey]. Can we, can we... 332 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:25,279 Hey, can we, can we cut? 333 00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:26,679 This is going great. 334 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,918 Oh, I'm gonna be stuck doing fucking mental health checks 335 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:29,999 for an entire year. 336 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,239 Yeah, and Roach will never have kids. 337 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,518 Well, that's for fprobably the best. 338 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,558 That's true. 339 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,558 Hey, Auds, Auds! 340 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,398 Hey, my dad says everyone that works here 341 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,558 is a fucking waste of skin. 342 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,439 Yeah, well your daddy dearest has nine DUIs. 343 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,758 He was never convicted though. 344 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:42,809 Only 'cause he deep-throated the judge. 345 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,278 Right, Dylan? Yeah, yeah. 346 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,758 That's right, that's right. Come here, come here. 347 00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:46,999 What are you doing? 348 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,959 My son and I, my son here, we have all the proof. 349 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,638 We've got all the proof. [Homer making gagging noises] 350 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:52,758 Okay, Homer, shouldn't you stop while you're marginally behind? 351 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:53,758 No, no, no. 352 00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:55,359 The question we should all be asking is 353 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,758 why would the head honcho pick career day to document us? 354 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,569 I mean, what evidence do they need? 355 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,798 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 356 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,158 You told them to cut! She told you to cut! 357 00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:04,359 You do not have permission to film in here! 358 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,398 And you know what? No. 359 00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:06,878 YouWe do not consent toion giving our appearance. 360 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,119 We do not consent. 361 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,398 YouWe do [Todd].sent toion Okay, we're all set up. 362 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:10,558 We can start by getting- 363 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:15,079 Todd Stool was a student of mine. 364 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,278 That's why I thought you'd be the breast to speak with. 365 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,239 Todd Stool was a [students laughing] 366 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,519 Did you just? 367 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,119 Don't be ashamed that you wore a training bra to school. 368 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,558 [students laughing] 369 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,079 This kid's gonna have to borrow one from his sister too. 370 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,479 [Steve]. Junior bacon titties! 371 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,599 This kid's gonna have to borrow[students laughing]r too. 372 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,319 You're a jerk-off. 373 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,158 A jerk-off that can weld circles around you so fast 374 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:35,959 your turkey neck would firm up. 375 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,918 You really think you can weld better than me? 376 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,239 I get paid to do this. 377 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,239 You re[Steve].nk you can w Prove it then. me? 378 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,678 I get Weld-off. this. 379 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,599 [chants] Weld off, weld off, weld off, weld off, weld off! 380 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,599 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 381 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,158 Why don't we let the students vote 382 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,678 on whoever has the Okay, best weldy thingy.okay. 383 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,518 Fine by me. 384 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:54,758 Game on, Byrd. 385 00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:55,798 [Jenn]. Follow me, okay? 386 00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:57,399 We doing this? Okay. 387 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:01,278 We prop this community up. 388 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,758 Without us, tumbleweeds. 389 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:05,798 Oh my gosh, Wlook at this sexy beast!. 390 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:07,959 WI wanna ride this one... 391 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,399 [Jenn laughing] 392 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,479 Half this town works here. 393 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,518 It's really hard for me, you know, to, um, imagine. 394 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,119 It's a burden for me 395 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,479 to imagine that everything I do affects that, you know? 396 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,479 What's this deal? 397 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,558 Oh, no, no, no, no, Ms. Conch. 398 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:25,678 Does she know how to turn that thing on? 399 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,758 God, I hope not. 400 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:29,359 To the moon! Houston, we have a problem. 401 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,278 [Jenn laughing hysterically] [machine horn beeping] 402 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:32,518 Janet, get your ass up here. 403 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:34,518 [JennYeah, yeah, I wascally] [macjust about to.ing] 404 00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:36,518 Oh, careful, Ms. Conch. 405 00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:38,359 We wouldn't want anything to happen to ya. 406 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,759 Wow, okay! 407 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,518 I own this. 408 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:43,839 That's me. 409 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,119 Boop, boop. I own that too. 410 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,839 And you. I own you. [laughs] 411 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,079 I own you. Boop,- [laughs] Yeah!t too. 412 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,119 Tell me, what do you really think 413 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,918 of those very strict union rules? 414 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:57,079 TellBrutal.at do you - Yeah.think 415 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,518 Don't you just love being able to do what you want, 416 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:02,639 you know, when you wanna do it as a permittee? 417 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,119 Yeah, yeah! - Oh, he just bagged himself. 418 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,239 Oh, I don't know what that means, 419 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,479 but it sounds wild. 420 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,758 Oh, it hurt. [chuckles] 421 00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:11,079 What exactly is the purpose of this video again? 422 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,599 Um, it's for the people, by the people, 423 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,839 for the people to make Conch great again. 424 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,239 Okay, whatever you want. 425 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,719 As long as I don't have to do my wellness checks, right? 426 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,158 Ah, well... 427 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,599 [Todd]. Welding, 428 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,119 insulation, 429 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,599 iron works, 430 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,239 boilers, electrical, [students laughing] 431 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,999 wherever you start is a gateway. 432 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,518 It'll put you on a job site 433 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,918 and you learn from the people you work with. 434 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:36,960 Young, old, guys and gals who've travelled the world. 435 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:41,359 I know what you're doing back there. 436 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,758 See, titty-twister here is what we call a generalist. 437 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,719 Don't touch me and don't call me that. 438 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,558 Wankers like this get put in management positions 439 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,359 to satisfy their control issues. 440 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,638 [Todd]. Is that right? 441 00:14:51,639 --> 00:14:53,599 [Mr. Byrd]. You botched your welds in high school 442 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,398 and I bet you're laying dog turds all over this place. 443 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:57,398 [Todd]. You're such an asshole. 444 00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:58,638 and I bet you're laying dog turds all oHey!this place. 445 00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,599 How in the hell do they Ystill let you teach?e. 446 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,439 And let's let the welding do the talking. 447 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,319 Shit Byrd. 448 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,460 [Mr. Byrd]. Let's go, pal. 449 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,758 [Todd] Let's get it on. - Let's do it. 450 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,918 You're going down. 451 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,360 On your mama. - On me. 452 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:09,518 [students cheering] 453 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,918 Okay kids, we need goggles on, visors down. 454 00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:14,798 And nobody is going down on anyone on my watch. 455 00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:16,199 [upbeat rock music] 456 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,119 [Todd]. Alright, fire it up. 457 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,158 You suck, Todd! 458 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,119 Would you please shut up! 459 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,719 [Daina]. You two need to stop it. 460 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,999 [rock music continues] 461 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,959 Kick his ass, Byrd! 462 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,518 Let's go, Todd! 463 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,959 What the fuck is wrong with you? - Fuck off. 464 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,439 Hey guys, stop it. 465 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,798 There are men melting things with blazers. 466 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,959 [Todd]. That weld couldn't hold a fart in a bathtub! 467 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,758 You have to grind it out! 468 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:38,158 [Mr. Byrd]. I'll weld circles around you like a lop in the piss pot. 469 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,599 Let's go, Byrd! 470 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,278 [rock music continues] [background chattering] 471 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,599 You know that shot of me holding the wrench? 472 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,398 Can you guys put me on top of a big, impressive tower? 473 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,798 YIt actually doesn'tf me work like that.nch? 474 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,798 Can you guys put me on top of aOh, no, no, no, no.wer? 475 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,199 I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay you double. 476 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,119 Just put me on top of that big tower with a hard hat, 477 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,999 and then if you could Photoshop a tan on me, 478 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,518 J so it looks like I justt big got back from Tampa.t, 479 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:04,119 And, uh, could you do something about the kids' language? 480 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,839 Edit it, um, so that instead of saying shit, 481 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,439 And, uh, could you do something ab they're saying shoot.? 482 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,959 Instead of fuck, it's fudge. 483 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,158 And, So I think we got somehing ab pretty great footage.? 484 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,199 Inof the kids and workers.e. 485 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,518 Nice. - Yeah. 486 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,638 Okay, well, we're gonna sprinkle it here and there. 487 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,638 Maybe do like a fade in and a fade out. 488 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,038 Wow. Okay. 489 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:23,558 Did you happen to run into that Italian guy with the limp? 490 00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:24,999 Jimi? 491 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,398 Do you know he came right up to me and he said, "You know what? 492 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:29,678 "Today was possibly the best day I have had at work 493 00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,678 "in forty years." 494 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,720 I think Jimi was being sarcastic. 495 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,479 Can we change his tone in editing? 496 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,999 Uh... 497 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,558 CSo the day wents pretty great, huh? 498 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:40,840 Oh, yeah. 499 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,038 Yeah, we're gonna upload the whole thing to the website. 500 00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:45,479 Oh, that reminds me. - Cool. 501 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,278 I wanna do like a holiday remix. 502 00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:48,878 Have you guys heard. of the Jingle Cats? 503 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,239 They do really nice scores. 504 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,359 I happen to know their manager 505 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,878 who's a close personal friend of mine. 506 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,719 Oh, can you believe how many great ideas 507 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,158 come from one person? 508 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,480 Great. So, about getting rid of those wellness checks. 509 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,158 [Jenn]. come f Oh, yeah.rson? 510 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,358 You're gonna have to do it. 511 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:08,558 Unless you didn't have mental health issues. 512 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,679 Of course, if you didn't Yhave mental health issues, 513 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,358 then your leave would be processed as vacation 514 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:14,879 Of course, if you didn't Yand you'd owe it all back. 515 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,479 then your leave would bI was mental, batshit.n 516 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,118 She was fuckin' loco. 517 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,639 Coo-coo in the coconut. 518 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,078 And you did just slash the wellness budget last week, 519 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:24,518 Ms. Conch, so. 520 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:25,518 Oh yeah. Okay. 521 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:26,919 So no mental health checks. 522 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,078 - Oh yeYes! - Okay. 523 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,439 Um, also no pizza. 524 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,879 Right, um, I did get hungry about an hour ago. 525 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,239 They're right there. There they are! 526 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,639 Oh! Janet, you're killing me, girl! 527 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,919 I thought we were paying them with pizza. 528 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,719 We also need to authorize that stuff. 529 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,118 You guys got that part up with the wellness checks, right? 530 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,159 [Rachelle]. Yes, we got it. 531 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,680 Awesome! 532 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,349 I trust you know how to use one of these? 533 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,399 I have my own, noodle dick. 534 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,879 Of course you do. 535 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,440 I haveWhere you going?dick. 536 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,399 Oh, nerves kicking in. 537 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,798 No, I just gotta piss. 538 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,439 [Mr. Byrd]. Oh Yeah, sure you do... 539 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,839 Watch this doofus. 540 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,118 Can you help tally the votes? 541 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,558 Yeah, I'd love to. 542 00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:10,598 And, um, just great job out there. 543 00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,119 YeahThank you. to. 544 00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,039 [metal clattering] 545 00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:18,078 There's a cart right there. 546 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,519 Yeah, I saw that. 547 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,318 [Mr. Byrd]. Th Nice going, Golden Arm!. 548 00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:22,880 [Byrd laughing] 549 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,639 Oh shit, I can wait. 550 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,798 You're good. This is your workplace. 551 00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,319 Okay, thanks. 552 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,838 You having fun today? 553 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,358 Yeah, it gets me outta school. 554 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:42,278 Um, I failed shop class last year, so. 555 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,358 Byrd failed me the first time too. 556 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,879 Son of a bitch. 557 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,159 I think it's cool, what you and my dad do. 558 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,358 Your dad is a great tradesman. 559 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,000 [Dylan]. When he's focused. 560 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,999 I want to learn how to weld. 561 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,999 Can you teach me? 562 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,159 What about Byrd? 563 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,879 Come on, that guy is full of shit. 564 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,479 He's got nothing on you. 565 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,960 Agreed. 566 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,310 You have quite the bladder on ya, kid. 567 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,479 I haven't gone yet. 568 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,079 Just stage fright. 569 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,959 What took you so long? We're tallying the votes. 570 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,439 Oh. We were in the bathroom. 571 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,038 What took you so long? WHe's a really good kid... 572 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:19,109 Get my number from your dad and we'll set something up, okay? 573 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,440 We should probably cut that out. 574 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,719 Well, looks like we've got ourselves a tie. 575 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,558 I really wasn't expecting that. 576 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:29,999 What? - How? 577 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,038 Recount it. 578 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,239 Seriously, it's gotta be rigged. 579 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,439 Well wait, I didn't get to vote. 580 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,319 Dylan, remember who grades your final exam. 581 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,170 Remember who's gonna teach you how to weld. 582 00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:41,919 [Mr. Byrd]. Yeah, me, dipshit. 583 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,199 [student]. What the fuck? What is this guy doing? 584 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,399 Yeah, um, I think Todd's welds are better. 585 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,679 [student]. Yeah they are!? What is - Yes!uy doing? 586 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,999 And you're the reason your parents got divorced. 587 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,199 [student]. Yeah they are!? WhatThat's my bro.oing? 588 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,278 And you're the reason your paThat's him.ivorced. 589 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,920 Fuck, yeah! 590 00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:57,879 So sorry. Sorry. 591 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,439 If I were younger Stool, I'd fucking tune you up. 592 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,239 And I didn't take my meds. 593 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,239 These kids don't know shit! 594 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,919 There's a pop quiz in your future. 595 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,278 [students] What? - This is bullshit. 596 00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:10,598 Aw, not before pizza! 597 00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,199 Okay. - Oh, it felt good. 598 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,078 That was so cool. 599 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,118 My brother's always told me about the Golden Rodd. 600 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,680 Oh, the Golden Rodd, that-that's my dad. 601 00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:19,919 I'm the Golden Arm. 602 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,239 Oh. Can I touch it? 603 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,919 By it, you mean? 604 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,598 Your, your arm. 605 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,279 Oh, yeah, yeah. 606 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,399 That's really hard. 607 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,679 Did you want pizza or anything? 608 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,879 [Audrey]. Don't worry, guys. 609 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,278 There's enough for everyone. 610 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:37,278 [Audrey]. Fucking monsters!s. 611 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,959 Todd killed and Byrd looked like a hunk of shit. 612 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,590 Hope he loses a finger in a lathe. 613 00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:44,479 [Todd]. Well, remind me not to piss you off. 614 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,000 Don't be an asshole. 615 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,479 Yep, don't be an asshole. 616 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,078 You never know who's gonna be your boss one day. 617 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,278 Or kick your ass in a welding competition. 618 00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:53,318 Yeah, you did. 619 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,239 Junior bacon titties for the win! 620 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,359 It's better than lopsided titties. 621 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,078 Fuck you! That was a bra malfunction. 622 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,798 This is so great, but let's get back on track. 623 00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:03,999 I want you to tell me if you have any final career advice 624 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,440 for students. 625 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:08,639 You don't need to listen to your guidance counsellor 626 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,879 or your parents. 627 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,518 I mean, don't go 50K in debt for a piece of paper. 628 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:14,879 Work with your hands. 629 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,078 You could join a trade, 630 00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:19,278 and own home by the age of 22. 631 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,269 And it doesn't Yomatter who you are, e, 632 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:22,679 as long as you're not an ass-bag, 633 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,559 I'd be glad to work alongside ya. 634 00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:28,240 What he said. 635 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,199 [Medhi]. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 636 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,159 Your mom is gonna love this. 637 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,159 Oh, your grandfather. Is he regular? 638 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,518 It's a delicious blend. 639 00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:40,159 This doesn't feel right, Medhi. 640 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,358 What are you talking about? 641 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,879 They're gonna post it on their social media 642 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,318 Wand give my brand a boost. 643 00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:45,719 It's weird, man. 644 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,399 I have kids, you don't. 645 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,278 Well, there's probably a little Medhi running around Ibiza. 646 00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,879 You're using the magic of Medhi 647 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,159 Well, tto shove stuff up little - Medhi people's asses. - Ibiza. 648 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,639 You know, there are bigger problems 649 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,518 that your brain could solve. 650 00:21:56,519 --> 00:21:57,798 You know, there are bLike what?lems 651 00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,199 [Leonard]. What about the air we all breathe? 652 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,999 The water we drink? 653 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,999 Your brain is bigger than butt coffee. 654 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,199 [Dylan]. Whoa. 655 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,879 Did you just say the coffee goes in your butt? 656 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,278 I'm out! - Hey. 657 00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,038 Nothing's going up our butt. - Oh, kids. Come on! 658 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,558 I'm out! Come on! Remember? 659 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,959 Biohack. Fuck the man! Bi- 660 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,440 See? This is a lawsuit waiting to fuckin' happen! 661 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,119 BSee you tomorrow, Medhi.- 662 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:30,239 [Steph]. Chelsea, we appreciate you coming in so early. 663 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,598 Mmhmm. 664 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:33,279 This is early for you? 665 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,239 No. 666 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,038 Steph and I got the camera guy to give us his footage. 667 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,598 And then after a couple of beers, 668 00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:40,719 we got a little creative with the editing. 669 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,078 What did you do? 670 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:43,518 Well, you told us to keep an eye on her. 671 00:22:43,519 --> 00:22:45,160 We did one fuckin' better. 672 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,959 Well, you told us to ke[soft 80s music]. 673 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,199 Boom. 674 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,199 Oh yes, yes. 675 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,480 Janet? Janet? 676 00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:56,078 [Janet]. Through the glass I can't hear. 677 00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:57,598 - The hat is good. - Yeah. 678 00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:58,598 [Janet]. Through the glass I need you.r. 679 00:22:58,599 --> 00:23:00,160 Very pretty. - What? 680 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,078 Oh. [giggles] 681 00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:04,078 Hey. - Hi. 682 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:05,078 [Jenn]. What are you doing? 683 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,479 Ready for my next instruction. 684 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,959 Okay, I don't need you standing outside the bathroom. 685 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,558 This reminds me of my ex-husband. 686 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,319 This is my current boyfriend. 687 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,038 Janet, why do you always have to one up me? 688 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:16,278 I'm trying to relate. 689 00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:18,439 You know, a confident person doesn't feel the need 690 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,399 to constantly brag like that. 691 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,518 You're so right. 692 00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,558 I should understate toeverything the way you do... 693 00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:24,200 Just gimme some space. 694 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,318 You're Jack. 695 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,798 The boat movie, right? 696 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,239 Yeah, that's it, Rachelle. 697 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,278 Oh. Oh. 698 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,278 Can you fan me? 699 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,239 You be the wind. 700 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,639 Okay, yeah. 701 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,559 [giggling] Isn't that fun? 702 00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:40,639 [laughing] 703 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,680 Aahhhhhh! That's plenty. 704 00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:44,639 [everyone laughing] 705 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,919 Oh, what a dumb Conch. 706 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,919 [woman screaming] 707 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,200 ? What's troubling Dana, 708 00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:51,919 ? Well I know [ she ain't happy 709 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,880 ? Daddy's little princess has a lot that she's not telling 710 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:58,758 ? Well I know ? I'm walking on eggshells 711 00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:01,639 ? Over a mountain made out of molehills 712 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,199 ? And she don't care, ? and she don't care, ells 713 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,919 ? And she don't care, at all ? 714 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,959 [rhythmic alt-rock music] 715 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:18,518 ? 716 00:24:18,519 --> 00:24:19,999 Oh, ah! 717 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,959 ? She's got a frown where her mouth should be 718 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:28,720 ? Opens it up and she's outraged at all the Japanese 719 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,518 ? I'm running for cover over a mountain made out of molehills 720 00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:36,278 ? And she don't care, and she don't care, 721 00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:38,798 ? And she don't care, at all ? 722 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:44,719 ? And she don't care, [rhythmic alt-rock music] 723 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,759 ? And she don't care, at ?all ? 724 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:56,038 ? I won't be climbing them today ? 725 00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,879 ? The walls I've found ? 726 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,879 ? They'll be here for another day ? 727 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,078 ? The walls I've found ? 728 00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:06,399 ? I won't be climbing them today ? 729 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,240 ? The walls I've found ? 730 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,440 [screaming] 731 00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:17,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53297

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