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(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)
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(Musical jingle)
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So here is my lunchroom
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where my crew recharges.
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Ah...
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Can we paint these walls?
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It's giving me the ick.
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Ick, yeah, copy.
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IAlso, there is stench.
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It smells like someone farted
in an elevator.
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II'm getting that too...
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[sniffs] Oh, I've located
the source of the stench
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and, um, [clears throat]
I'll take care of it.
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Taser?
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Janet, I go through a,
a pair of week-
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Taser, would you mind, Taser?
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Just put your foot down.
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Please put your boot
back on, Taser.
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Put your foot down
Jand put your boot on!n.
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Anything for you,
lovely Janet.
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Oh thank you, Nathaniel.
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Jenn, what's with the cameras?
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So every time, uh,
Conch Industries
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does something
nice for a town,
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we're gonna document it.
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Isn't that right, Rachelle?
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wYou got it, Ms. Conk.t.
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So today's Career Day
is perfect.
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Before these teens
end up on the street,
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we're gonna show
them a different path.
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So how many teens do
we have today? 300?
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We're hosting a shop class
from the local high school.
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Eleven students.
- Yeah?
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Eleven? Fuck!
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Eleven students.
Well, hey. All right.
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All the more reason
to document this shit
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and blast it on the
Welinternet, right?t.
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Um, so, guys, here's
what I need from you.
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I need you guys to say only nice
things about the company and me.
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[Homer] Yeah, you wish.
- Are we being compensated?
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Yeah.
- Pizza.
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Of course.
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I can't pay my
mortgage with pizza.
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Come on. You look
like a pepperoni guy.
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And you look like you've
never had a piece of pizza.
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And you look like you've,
you know your way around one.
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Okay, these kids
show up in 30 minutes,
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so if you're gonna be filming,
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we should get parental consent.
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Not to mention, this goes
against corporate policy.
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I am the policy.
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Trades Barbie, let's go.
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We need you smiling
on camera, okay?
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So you must be
the other Stool.
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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[Jenn giggling]
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I read a lot of reports.
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I have a lot of queer friends.
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So I heard that you went MIA
over some mental health issues.
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Idea, why don't you
grab that camera crew,
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meet up for some
of those teens,
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show 'em a good time,
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make 'em happier
than pigs in shit,
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and I will exempt you
from the welfare check.
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Ah, the wellness checks.
- The wellness checks.
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[Janet].
and And I, I believeu fro they're mandatory...
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I'm in!
- Okay, gosh.
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I love you gays.
- Yeah.
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You are always so cooperative.
- Fuck you.
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Nakamura! Nakamura!
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Hi. You and me in five minutes
in front of the camera, okay?
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Comprende? Arigato?
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Mr. Roboto?
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What's that?
- Means you're welcome.
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Ah, can you two keep an
eye on whatever this is?
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Fuck no.
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We'll tag team.
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Yay. Smelly, horny teens.
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Hey, Janet, stop it!
- No, I am doing it!
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Are we talking to or
to you or to the camera?
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Oh, no, just straight
down the barrel.
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You know, right into
the audience's hearts.
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We need to take our future
generations seriously.
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Who's gonna replace the
old guys when they die?
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Or retire?
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The idea is to increase
enrollment at the colleges.
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Well, it's not rocket science.
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Anyone can do it.
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No, it's incredibly hard.
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That's why unions exist.
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They ensure that people
are expertly trained.
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Well, some of us are
Tborn ready, Nakamura.t.
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They ensure that people
[giggles] Look around.
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I see myself leading the
charge along the lines of AOC,
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Malala, Kamala.
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I see myself leading the
charge All the 'lalas. of AOC,
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Oh, you address them by
their first names, you friends?
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We're in a group chat.
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The Pussy Posse.
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Tell me, what do you
do at Conch Industries?
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Well, I started as assistant
manager to our founder,
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Charles Conch.
- Daddy!
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Well, I got my MBA, uh,
graduated top of my class,
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became assistant manager,
site manager,
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jumped around the country.
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I worked my way up,
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and now I report to Jenn, CEO.
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Wow, what an
incredible journey.
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And Jenn, tell us what's your
path to leadership been like?.
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I was born a Conch.
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What's your history
with Conch?
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Everyone I know
is in the trades.
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I'm a pipe-fitter.
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Almost became site manager,
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but got passed over,
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which was a blessing
in disguise.
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Then I went to
Pipeline for a bit,
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which was fuckin'
awesome, but...
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Sorry, can I, can I swear?
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Eh.
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Thanks so much for
agreeing to do this.
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I'm contractually
obligated to do this.
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[Rachelle].
Okay, well, we're gonna be doing-
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Um, I'm gonna speak,
it's a little bit tricky,
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[Rachelle]. but you're gonna look right
down the barrel of the camera.
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And why is that?
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[Rachelle].
[whispers] Eyes there.
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Eyes there?
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What, are you trying
to get a scan?
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So how does this work?
Wait, wait.
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Are you in the surveillance
business too? Huh?
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[Rachelle]. No. More-moreso in
the documentary space.
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[chuckles] Oh yeah. No,
no, that's, that's good.
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It's a nice way to spin it.
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[chuckles] Oh yeah. No,
Sorry, down the barrel...
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Right.
- [Rachelle] There it is.
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So I'm gonna talk,
but you're gonna look there.
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It's very tricky.
Nope, there.
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So I' There. talk,
but you'r- Okay. look there.
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[Rachelle] Camera.
N- Okay.ere.
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[Rachelle]. Nope, that's,
those are my breasts.
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Oh, yeah.
- [Rachelle] That is the barrel.
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Okay.
- Breast, barrel.
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Barrel. Not breast.
- Got it! Fuck!
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Yeah, there's like this, uh,
smoking pit and it's sick.
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And there's a vape lounge.
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Am I, am I allowed to be like
talking about this stuff?.
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I'm, I'm like a permittee,
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so I get away with
a lot, you know.
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[Rachelle]. What's it like working
I'm, with permittees?tee,
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Oh, it tripled my
fuckin' workload.
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I mean, half the guys that
know what they're doing
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are on suspension.
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[sighs] This used to be
a great place to work
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until all these stoned
fuckers showed up.
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It's okay to say stoned?
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[Rachelle]. Do you have any
mistakes that you've made
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that you'd like
to share with us?
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I heard there's
gonna be 'za.
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And now I'm GF
after a guy got fired.
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So pretty crazy times.
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What's GF stand for?
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It stands for
General Foreman.
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And are General Foreman lazy?
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Lazy as a fuckin' river.
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GFs are the backbone
of this company.
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If it wasn't for GFs, nothing
would get done around here.
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Somebody would
probably be sleeping-
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Bro. Oh shit.
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Uh, hey, uh, we wanna bring some
kids around the welding shop.
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Can you do some tricks?
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You know, like
golden arm stuff,
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Canbe all inspiring.ks?
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Flattered, but Backwoods
is better at that shit.
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Get him to do a
Canscaffolding demo.ks?
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But Backwoods didn't
even graduate high school.
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[gasps] Oh, is this about?
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[Rachelle]. Sorry, who are you
talking about there?
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Mr. Byrd.
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Who's Mr. Byrd?
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Blubber titties.
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He called me
blubber titties!
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Made fun of my weight.
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He ate my lunch 'cause
he said I was fat.
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I fuckin' hate that guy!
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Yeah, screw that guy.
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[Rachelle]. Okay.
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Golden Arm is in the house!
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Let's go, jugs!
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Fuck me in the ass
Goldwith a dragon fruit.se!
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Sorry.
- Let's go.
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Thank you!
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[Rachelle]. Good luck, blubber tits!
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What the fuck?
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Today you'll meet
our best welder.
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I call him Todd,
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but his crew calls
him Golden Arm.
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Yeah, we do!
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bWe also call hims
h"Baby's Arm"...
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[crowd chuckling]
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bWe also call hims
It's not that big.
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Stickers? The fuck
we in kindergarten?
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[background chattering]
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What the fuck?
- Just shut up!
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[Daina]. I can't have you
guys walking off.
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You have to stay
with the class.
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Toad, Todd.
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Daina.
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Well, uh, I didn't know you
were gonna be a part of this.
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Yeah, well, you-you look,
you look good.
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Thank you. You, uh-
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Um, yeah, I know I'm
a English teacher.
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I'm just helping
out with shop class,
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so I just, it's kind
of foreign to me.
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You okay?
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Um, yeah, no, I'm, I'm good.
Just...
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[Todd]. Oh, shit.
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[Audrey]. Oh, hello, Mr. Byrd.
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There you go.
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[Audrey]. Oh, great. Thanks.d.
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[Todd]. Seriously?
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So I take it that you
two know each other?
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Yeah, unfortunately.
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You okay?
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[Audrey grunting]
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[whispers] Not on camera. Fuck.
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Well, he's here.
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[Audrey squeaking]
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[Todd]. Fuckin' guy.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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[Jenn]. Our chief engineer, Medhi,
is an absolute genius
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With his flare tip technology,
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he makes me a new
Land Rover every hour.
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[Leonard]. If I may,
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engineering's also a very
fulfilling career path.
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Yeah, if you're
a fuckin' nerd.
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[Jenn]. That's enough.
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Yeah[Janet].'re That's a red dot.
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Who said that?
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You? What's your name, son?
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Steve.
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All right, Steve.
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What if I told you this nerd
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has found a way to
engineer his own body?
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WhatYou see this watch? nerd
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It protects my
brainwaves from cancer
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and tracks my erections
while I sleep.
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Do you know what
erections are?
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Do they still teach that?
- [Steph] Everyone gets them.
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Being an engineer is more than
just buildings and bridges.
251
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Come on.
- Fuck off.
252
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Being an engineer is more than
It's about engineering you!
253
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Do you wanna know the secret
to being a productive beast?
254
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Yeah.
255
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Coffee enemas.
256
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Okay.
- I hoop it.
257
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Oh god.
258
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No, I-I-I'm already
on my third.
259
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[Medhi]. What?
260
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We cannot encourage
high school students
261
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to inject caffeine
into their rectums!
262
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Don't they go to
prom nowadays and,
263
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tand shove vodkane
tampons up their asses?
264
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They do?
- Mmhmm.
265
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Does that actually work?
266
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Oh, it works. You're still gonna
fail a breathalyzer though.
267
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Maybe high school
would've been better
268
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had I known about the
vodka tampon thing.
269
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Doubtful. [whispers] It burns.
270
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What Medhi is trying
to say is that- Whoa!
271
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DoubtPursue your dreams.burns.
272
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Biohack. Fuck the man!
Biohack. Fuck the man!
273
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[Rachelle]. Yes! Are you getting this?
274
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Fuck the man! Biohack.
Fuck the man!
275
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Yeah! Biohack. Fuck the man!
Biohack. Fuck the man!
276
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Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack.
277
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I am not the man.
278
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I am the man.
279
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[Rachelle]. What's the strangest
thing you've ever seen here?
280
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Strangest thing I've
ever seen is was
281
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someone shitting in a bucket
282
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Strangest thing I've
and barfing at the same time.
283
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[quietly] Was that me?
284
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No. I would fuckin'
tell you if it was you.
285
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Okay. Phew.
286
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[Rachelle]. Who can join the trades?
287
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Anyone can join the trades.
288
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Men, women, they-themers,
Who multi-spirits.rades?
289
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It's about the right person
with the right attitude.
290
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:06,679
I mean, to me the
workplace is bisexual.
291
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I think that Todd is a great
pick to educate the students.
292
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And you need someone calm
and polite to be a role model.
293
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Motherfucker!
294
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[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like
Todd needs some time here.
295
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So kids, we're gonna go
over to heavy machinery
296
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[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like
while Golden Arm preps.re.
297
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[chuckles] I bet you I could
do this like 30 times.
298
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We're still just
setting up here,
299
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but I'll let you know
when we can roll.
300
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,479
Roach, are you hacking a dart?
301
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That's a fire hazard, dipshit.
302
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No, no, no.
It's, it's just for comfort.
303
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Like I got a,
like an oral fixation.
304
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Other day, I almost lost a nut
'cause of this screwdriver.
305
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There's still blood on it.
306
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Are you rolling?
Guys, get it together.
307
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We're on camera here.
308
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Backwoods, come in.
Where are you?
309
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[Backwoods]. Right here, genius.
310
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Children, gather around.
Hurry up!
311
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[claps] On the double.
312
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CIt's the perfect timed.
for me to show you
313
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how to set up the old scaffold.
314
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Audrey, pass me any
tool, immediately.
315
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A carb stone touch wrench.
316
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,558
See that? She handed
it to me upside down.
317
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If any of you did
this on the side,
318
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I'd kick you right
off the scaffold
319
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and kick you in the face.
320
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[group laughing]
321
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Anyways, it's the perfect
time for me to tell you
322
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how this little jobby,
and this little lady here
323
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had the opportunity
to try to kill me,
324
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put me six feet under
325
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by dropping this almost
right on my head.
326
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Like that.
- [Roach] Oh fuck!
327
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[groans] Oh, nuts.
[students gasping]
328
00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:18,960
I nicked the old
beanbag again.
329
00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,359
[[Roach groaning].
[students gasping]
330
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[Backwoods]. That there's ball blood!
331
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[Audrey]. Can we, can we...
332
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Hey, can we, can we cut?
333
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This is going great.
334
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,918
Oh, I'm gonna be stuck doing
fucking mental health checks
335
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for an entire year.
336
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,239
Yeah, and Roach will
never have kids.
337
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,518
Well, that's for
fprobably the best.
338
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,558
That's true.
339
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,558
Hey, Auds, Auds!
340
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,398
Hey, my dad says
everyone that works here
341
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,558
is a fucking waste of skin.
342
00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,439
Yeah, well your daddy
dearest has nine DUIs.
343
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,758
He was never convicted though.
344
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Only 'cause he
deep-throated the judge.
345
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,278
Right, Dylan? Yeah, yeah.
346
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,758
That's right, that's right.
Come here, come here.
347
00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:46,999
What are you doing?
348
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,959
My son and I, my son here,
we have all the proof.
349
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,638
We've got all the proof.
[Homer making gagging noises]
350
00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:52,758
Okay, Homer, shouldn't you stop
while you're marginally behind?
351
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:53,758
No, no, no.
352
00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:55,359
The question we
should all be asking is
353
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,758
why would the head honcho
pick career day to document us?
354
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,569
I mean, what evidence
do they need?
355
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,798
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
356
00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,158
You told them to cut!
She told you to cut!
357
00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:04,359
You do not have permission
to film in here!
358
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,398
And you know what? No.
359
00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:06,878
YouWe do not consent toion
giving our appearance.
360
00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,119
We do not consent.
361
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,398
YouWe do [Todd].sent
toion Okay, we're all set up.
362
00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:10,558
We can start by getting-
363
00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:15,079
Todd Stool was a
student of mine.
364
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,278
That's why I thought you'd
be the breast to speak with.
365
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,239
Todd Stool was a
[students laughing]
366
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,519
Did you just?
367
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,119
Don't be ashamed that you wore
a training bra to school.
368
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,558
[students laughing]
369
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,079
This kid's gonna have to
borrow one from his sister too.
370
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,479
[Steve]. Junior bacon titties!
371
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,599
This kid's gonna have to
borrow[students laughing]r too.
372
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,319
You're a jerk-off.
373
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,158
A jerk-off that can weld
circles around you so fast
374
00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:35,959
your turkey neck
would firm up.
375
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,918
You really think you
can weld better than me?
376
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,239
I get paid to do this.
377
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,239
You re[Steve].nk you
can w Prove it then. me?
378
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,678
I get Weld-off. this.
379
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,599
[chants] Weld off, weld off,
weld off, weld off, weld off!
380
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,599
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
381
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,158
Why don't we let
the students vote
382
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,678
on whoever has the
Okay, best weldy thingy.okay.
383
00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,518
Fine by me.
384
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:54,758
Game on, Byrd.
385
00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:55,798
[Jenn]. Follow me, okay?
386
00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:57,399
We doing this? Okay.
387
00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:01,278
We prop this community up.
388
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,758
Without us, tumbleweeds.
389
00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:05,798
Oh my gosh,
Wlook at this sexy beast!.
390
00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:07,959
WI wanna ride this one...
391
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,399
[Jenn laughing]
392
00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,479
Half this town works here.
393
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,518
It's really hard for me,
you know, to, um, imagine.
394
00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,119
It's a burden for me
395
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,479
to imagine that everything I
do affects that, you know?
396
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,479
What's this deal?
397
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,558
Oh, no, no, no, no, Ms. Conch.
398
00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:25,678
Does she know how to
turn that thing on?
399
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,758
God, I hope not.
400
00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:29,359
To the moon!
Houston, we have a problem.
401
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,278
[Jenn laughing hysterically]
[machine horn beeping]
402
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:32,518
Janet, get your ass up here.
403
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:34,518
[JennYeah, yeah, I wascally]
[macjust about to.ing]
404
00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:36,518
Oh, careful, Ms. Conch.
405
00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:38,359
We wouldn't want anything
to happen to ya.
406
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,759
Wow, okay!
407
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,518
I own this.
408
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:43,839
That's me.
409
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,119
Boop, boop. I own that too.
410
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,839
And you. I own you. [laughs]
411
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,079
I own you. Boop,- [laughs] Yeah!t too.
412
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,119
Tell me, what do
you really think
413
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,918
of those very
strict union rules?
414
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:57,079
TellBrutal.at do
you - Yeah.think
415
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,518
Don't you just love being
able to do what you want,
416
00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:02,639
you know, when you wanna
do it as a permittee?
417
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,119
Yeah, yeah!
- Oh, he just bagged himself.
418
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,239
Oh, I don't know
what that means,
419
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,479
but it sounds wild.
420
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,758
Oh, it hurt. [chuckles]
421
00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:11,079
What exactly is the
purpose of this video again?
422
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,599
Um, it's for the people,
by the people,
423
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,839
for the people to make
Conch great again.
424
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,239
Okay, whatever you want.
425
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,719
As long as I don't have to
do my wellness checks, right?
426
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,158
Ah, well...
427
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,599
[Todd]. Welding,
428
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,119
insulation,
429
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,599
iron works,
430
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,239
boilers, electrical,
[students laughing]
431
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,999
wherever you start
is a gateway.
432
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,518
It'll put you on a job site
433
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,918
and you learn from the
people you work with.
434
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:36,960
Young, old, guys and gals
who've travelled the world.
435
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:41,359
I know what you're
doing back there.
436
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,758
See, titty-twister here is
what we call a generalist.
437
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,719
Don't touch me and
don't call me that.
438
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,558
Wankers like this get put
in management positions
439
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,359
to satisfy their
control issues.
440
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,638
[Todd]. Is that right?
441
00:14:51,639 --> 00:14:53,599
[Mr. Byrd]. You botched your
welds in high school
442
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,398
and I bet you're laying dog
turds all over this place.
443
00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:57,398
[Todd]. You're such an asshole.
444
00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:58,638
and I bet you're laying dog
turds all oHey!this place.
445
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,599
How in the hell do they Ystill let you teach?e.
446
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,439
And let's let the
welding do the talking.
447
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,319
Shit Byrd.
448
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,460
[Mr. Byrd]. Let's go, pal.
449
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,758
[Todd] Let's get it on.
- Let's do it.
450
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,918
You're going down.
451
00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,360
On your mama.
- On me.
452
00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:09,518
[students cheering]
453
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,918
Okay kids, we need
goggles on, visors down.
454
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:14,798
And nobody is going down
on anyone on my watch.
455
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:16,199
[upbeat rock music]
456
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,119
[Todd]. Alright, fire it up.
457
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,158
You suck, Todd!
458
00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,119
Would you please shut up!
459
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,719
[Daina]. You two need to stop it.
460
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,999
[rock music continues]
461
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,959
Kick his ass, Byrd!
462
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,518
Let's go, Todd!
463
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,959
What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Fuck off.
464
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,439
Hey guys, stop it.
465
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,798
There are men melting
things with blazers.
466
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,959
[Todd]. That weld couldn't hold
a fart in a bathtub!
467
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,758
You have to grind it out!
468
00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:38,158
[Mr. Byrd]. I'll weld circles around you
like a lop in the piss pot.
469
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,599
Let's go, Byrd!
470
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,278
[rock music continues]
[background chattering]
471
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,599
You know that shot of
me holding the wrench?
472
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,398
Can you guys put me on top
of a big, impressive tower?
473
00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,798
YIt actually doesn'tf
me work like that.nch?
474
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,798
Can you guys put me on top
of aOh, no, no, no, no.wer?
475
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,199
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
pay you double.
476
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,119
Just put me on top of that
big tower with a hard hat,
477
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,999
and then if you could
Photoshop a tan on me,
478
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,518
J so it looks like I justt
big got back from Tampa.t,
479
00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:04,119
And, uh, could you do something
about the kids' language?
480
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,839
Edit it, um, so that
instead of saying shit,
481
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,439
And, uh, could you do something
ab they're saying shoot.?
482
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,959
Instead of fuck, it's fudge.
483
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,158
And, So I think we got somehing
ab pretty great footage.?
484
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,199
Inof the kids and workers.e.
485
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,518
Nice.
- Yeah.
486
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,638
Okay, well, we're gonna
sprinkle it here and there.
487
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,638
Maybe do like a fade
in and a fade out.
488
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,038
Wow. Okay.
489
00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:23,558
Did you happen to run into
that Italian guy with the limp?
490
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:24,999
Jimi?
491
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,398
Do you know he came right up to
me and he said, "You know what?
492
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:29,678
"Today was possibly the
best day I have had at work
493
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,678
"in forty years."
494
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,720
I think Jimi was
being sarcastic.
495
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,479
Can we change his
tone in editing?
496
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,999
Uh...
497
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,558
CSo the day wents
pretty great, huh?
498
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:40,840
Oh, yeah.
499
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,038
Yeah, we're gonna upload the
whole thing to the website.
500
00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:45,479
Oh, that reminds me.
- Cool.
501
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,278
I wanna do like
a holiday remix.
502
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:48,878
Have you guys heard.
of the Jingle Cats?
503
00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,239
They do really nice scores.
504
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,359
I happen to know their manager
505
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,878
who's a close personal
friend of mine.
506
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,719
Oh, can you believe
how many great ideas
507
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,158
come from one person?
508
00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,480
Great. So, about getting
rid of those wellness checks.
509
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,158
[Jenn].
come f Oh, yeah.rson?
510
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,358
You're gonna have to do it.
511
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:08,558
Unless you didn't have
mental health issues.
512
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,679
Of course, if you didn't
Yhave mental health issues,
513
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,358
then your leave would
be processed as vacation
514
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:14,879
Of course, if you didn't
Yand you'd owe it all back.
515
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,479
then your leave would
bI was mental, batshit.n
516
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,118
She was fuckin' loco.
517
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,639
Coo-coo in the coconut.
518
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,078
And you did just slash the
wellness budget last week,
519
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:24,518
Ms. Conch, so.
520
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:25,518
Oh yeah. Okay.
521
00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:26,919
So no mental health checks.
522
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,078
- Oh yeYes!
- Okay.
523
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,439
Um, also no pizza.
524
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,879
Right, um, I did get
hungry about an hour ago.
525
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,239
They're right there.
There they are!
526
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,639
Oh! Janet, you're
killing me, girl!
527
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,919
I thought we were
paying them with pizza.
528
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,719
We also need to
authorize that stuff.
529
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,118
You guys got that part up
with the wellness checks, right?
530
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,159
[Rachelle]. Yes, we got it.
531
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,680
Awesome!
532
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,349
I trust you know how
to use one of these?
533
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,399
I have my own, noodle dick.
534
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,879
Of course you do.
535
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,440
I haveWhere you going?dick.
536
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,399
Oh, nerves kicking in.
537
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,798
No, I just gotta piss.
538
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,439
[Mr. Byrd].
Oh Yeah, sure you do...
539
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,839
Watch this doofus.
540
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,118
Can you help tally the votes?
541
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,558
Yeah, I'd love to.
542
00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:10,598
And, um, just great
job out there.
543
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,119
YeahThank you. to.
544
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,039
[metal clattering]
545
00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:18,078
There's a cart right there.
546
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,519
Yeah, I saw that.
547
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,318
[Mr. Byrd].
Th Nice going, Golden Arm!.
548
00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:22,880
[Byrd laughing]
549
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,639
Oh shit, I can wait.
550
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,798
You're good.
This is your workplace.
551
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,319
Okay, thanks.
552
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,838
You having fun today?
553
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,358
Yeah, it gets me outta school.
554
00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:42,278
Um, I failed shop
class last year, so.
555
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,358
Byrd failed me the
first time too.
556
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,879
Son of a bitch.
557
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,159
I think it's cool,
what you and my dad do.
558
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,358
Your dad is a great tradesman.
559
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,000
[Dylan]. When he's focused.
560
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,999
I want to learn
how to weld.
561
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,999
Can you teach me?
562
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,159
What about Byrd?
563
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,879
Come on, that guy
is full of shit.
564
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,479
He's got nothing on you.
565
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,960
Agreed.
566
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,310
You have quite the
bladder on ya, kid.
567
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,479
I haven't gone yet.
568
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,079
Just stage fright.
569
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,959
What took you so long?
We're tallying the votes.
570
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,439
Oh. We were in the bathroom.
571
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,038
What took you so long?
WHe's a really good kid...
572
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:19,109
Get my number from your dad and
we'll set something up, okay?
573
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,440
We should probably
cut that out.
574
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,719
Well, looks like we've
got ourselves a tie.
575
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,558
I really wasn't
expecting that.
576
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:29,999
What?
- How?
577
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,038
Recount it.
578
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,239
Seriously, it's gotta be rigged.
579
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,439
Well wait, I didn't get to vote.
580
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,319
Dylan, remember who
grades your final exam.
581
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,170
Remember who's gonna
teach you how to weld.
582
00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:41,919
[Mr. Byrd]. Yeah, me, dipshit.
583
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,199
[student]. What the fuck?
What is this guy doing?
584
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,399
Yeah, um, I think Todd's
welds are better.
585
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,679
[student].
Yeah they are!? What is - Yes!uy doing?
586
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,999
And you're the reason
your parents got divorced.
587
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,199
[student].
Yeah they are!? WhatThat's my bro.oing?
588
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,278
And you're the reason
your paThat's him.ivorced.
589
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,920
Fuck, yeah!
590
00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:57,879
So sorry. Sorry.
591
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,439
If I were younger Stool,
I'd fucking tune you up.
592
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,239
And I didn't take my meds.
593
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,239
These kids don't know shit!
594
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,919
There's a pop quiz
in your future.
595
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,278
[students] What?
- This is bullshit.
596
00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:10,598
Aw, not before pizza!
597
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,199
Okay.
- Oh, it felt good.
598
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,078
That was so cool.
599
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,118
My brother's always told
me about the Golden Rodd.
600
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,680
Oh, the Golden Rodd,
that-that's my dad.
601
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:19,919
I'm the Golden Arm.
602
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,239
Oh. Can I touch it?
603
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,919
By it, you mean?
604
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,598
Your, your arm.
605
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,279
Oh, yeah, yeah.
606
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,399
That's really hard.
607
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,679
Did you want pizza
or anything?
608
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,879
[Audrey]. Don't worry, guys.
609
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,278
There's enough for everyone.
610
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:37,278
[Audrey].
Fucking monsters!s.
611
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,959
Todd killed and Byrd
looked like a hunk of shit.
612
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,590
Hope he loses a
finger in a lathe.
613
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:44,479
[Todd]. Well, remind me not
to piss you off.
614
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,000
Don't be an asshole.
615
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,479
Yep, don't be an asshole.
616
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,078
You never know who's gonna
be your boss one day.
617
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,278
Or kick your ass in a
welding competition.
618
00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:53,318
Yeah, you did.
619
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,239
Junior bacon titties
for the win!
620
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,359
It's better than
lopsided titties.
621
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,078
Fuck you! That was
a bra malfunction.
622
00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,798
This is so great,
but let's get back on track.
623
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:03,999
I want you to tell me if you
have any final career advice
624
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,440
for students.
625
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:08,639
You don't need to listen
to your guidance counsellor
626
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,879
or your parents.
627
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,518
I mean, don't go 50K in
debt for a piece of paper.
628
00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:14,879
Work with your hands.
629
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,078
You could join a trade,
630
00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:19,278
and own home by
the age of 22.
631
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,269
And it doesn't
Yomatter who you are, e,
632
00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:22,679
as long as you're
not an ass-bag,
633
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,559
I'd be glad to
work alongside ya.
634
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:28,240
What he said.
635
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,199
[Medhi]. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
636
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,159
Your mom is
gonna love this.
637
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,159
Oh, your grandfather.
Is he regular?
638
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,518
It's a delicious blend.
639
00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:40,159
This doesn't feel right, Medhi.
640
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,358
What are you talking about?
641
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,879
They're gonna post it
on their social media
642
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,318
Wand give my brand a boost.
643
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:45,719
It's weird, man.
644
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,399
I have kids, you don't.
645
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,278
Well, there's probably a little
Medhi running around Ibiza.
646
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,879
You're using the
magic of Medhi
647
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,159
Well, tto shove stuff up little
- Medhi people's asses. - Ibiza.
648
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,639
You know, there
are bigger problems
649
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,518
that your brain could solve.
650
00:21:56,519 --> 00:21:57,798
You know, there
are bLike what?lems
651
00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,199
[Leonard]. What about the air
we all breathe?
652
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,999
The water we drink?
653
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,999
Your brain is bigger
than butt coffee.
654
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,199
[Dylan]. Whoa.
655
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,879
Did you just say the
coffee goes in your butt?
656
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,278
I'm out!
- Hey.
657
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,038
Nothing's going up our butt.
- Oh, kids. Come on!
658
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,558
I'm out!
Come on! Remember?
659
00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,959
Biohack. Fuck the man! Bi-
660
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,440
See? This is a lawsuit
waiting to fuckin' happen!
661
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,119
BSee you tomorrow, Medhi.-
662
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:30,239
[Steph]. Chelsea, we appreciate
you coming in so early.
663
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,598
Mmhmm.
664
00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:33,279
This is early for you?
665
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,239
No.
666
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,038
Steph and I got the camera
guy to give us his footage.
667
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,598
And then after a
couple of beers,
668
00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:40,719
we got a little creative
with the editing.
669
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,078
What did you do?
670
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:43,518
Well, you told us to
keep an eye on her.
671
00:22:43,519 --> 00:22:45,160
We did one fuckin' better.
672
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,959
Well, you told us to
ke[soft 80s music].
673
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,199
Boom.
674
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,199
Oh yes, yes.
675
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,480
Janet? Janet?
676
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:56,078
[Janet]. Through the glass
I can't hear.
677
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:57,598
- The hat is good.
- Yeah.
678
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:58,598
[Janet]. Through the glass
I need you.r.
679
00:22:58,599 --> 00:23:00,160
Very pretty.
- What?
680
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,078
Oh. [giggles]
681
00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:04,078
Hey.
- Hi.
682
00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:05,078
[Jenn]. What are you doing?
683
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,479
Ready for my next instruction.
684
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,959
Okay, I don't need you standing
outside the bathroom.
685
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,558
This reminds me
of my ex-husband.
686
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,319
This is my current boyfriend.
687
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,038
Janet, why do you always
have to one up me?
688
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:16,278
I'm trying to relate.
689
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:18,439
You know, a confident person
doesn't feel the need
690
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,399
to constantly brag like that.
691
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,518
You're so right.
692
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,558
I should understate
toeverything the way you do...
693
00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:24,200
Just gimme some space.
694
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,318
You're Jack.
695
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,798
The boat movie, right?
696
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,239
Yeah, that's it, Rachelle.
697
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,278
Oh. Oh.
698
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,278
Can you fan me?
699
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,239
You be the wind.
700
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,639
Okay, yeah.
701
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,559
[giggling] Isn't that fun?
702
00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:40,639
[laughing]
703
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,680
Aahhhhhh! That's plenty.
704
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:44,639
[everyone laughing]
705
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,919
Oh, what a dumb Conch.
706
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,919
[woman screaming]
707
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,200
? What's troubling Dana,
708
00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:51,919
? Well I know
[ she ain't happy
709
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,880
? Daddy's little princess has
a lot that she's not telling
710
00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:58,758
? Well I know
? I'm walking on eggshells
711
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:01,639
? Over a mountain
made out of molehills
712
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,199
? And she don't care,
? and she don't care, ells
713
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,919
? And she don't care,
at all ?
714
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,959
[rhythmic alt-rock music]
715
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:18,518
?
716
00:24:18,519 --> 00:24:19,999
Oh, ah!
717
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,959
? She's got a frown where
her mouth should be
718
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:28,720
? Opens it up and she's
outraged at all the Japanese
719
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,518
? I'm running for cover over a
mountain made out of molehills
720
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:36,278
? And she don't care,
and she don't care,
721
00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:38,798
? And she don't care,
at all ?
722
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:44,719
? And she don't care,
[rhythmic alt-rock music]
723
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,759
? And she don't care,
at ?all ?
724
00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:56,038
? I won't be climbing
them today ?
725
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,879
? The walls I've found ?
726
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,879
? They'll be here
for another day ?
727
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,078
? The walls I've found ?
728
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:06,399
? I won't be climbing
them today ?
729
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,240
? The walls I've found ?
730
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,440
[screaming]
731
00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:17,040
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