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? ?
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All right, Carl, uh, looks
like your car will be ready
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in about an hour and
a half, but, uh...
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Whoa, whoa, there must
be a mistake, do we...
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not have your
loyalty number in here?
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Loyalty?
I didn't know about that.
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What?
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Yeah, it-it's the Fusebox
Signature Service
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Loyalty Rewards program.
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It not only offers you
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priority access
to our superchargers,
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but you'll earn Fuse bucks,
which spends just like cash.
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Well, that sounds good,
I guess, but-
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But wait, there's more.
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For a small monthly fee,
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you'll also get exclusive access
to our Signature Rewards lounge,
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featuring pastries and lattes
from Julian's Coffee and Things,
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which you could enjoy
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from the comfort of one
of our massage chairs.
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Is it too late to sign up?
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Well, technically, yes.
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But I guess we can make
an exception for you, Carl.
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All you have to do is
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just, uh, push "Accept"
and sign there.
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[chuckles]
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Welcome to the family, Carl!
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Go, go! Get in there.
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Uh, Dad?
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Are you sure
we can afford all this?
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Son, we can't afford
not to have all this.
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We want the Fusebox to be
a high-end experience.
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A destination, an exclusive vibe
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that will take our brand
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to the next level.
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Dad, you have got
to stop listening
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to Mark Cuban's podcast.
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We sign customers up,
we put them on auto pay
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they forget about it,
next thing you know,
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cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
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Boom! We got a basketball team.
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Cha-ching?
Yep.
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Hey, Calvin?
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- Yeah?
- We-we got to talk.
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Everybody keeps tipping me
in these Fuse bucks.
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Oh, yeah, well, they
spend just like cash.
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Well, tell that to the people
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down at Jimbo's Chicken
and Waffles.
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They called the police on me.
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And for what?
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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?
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? Welcome to the hood. ?
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Evening, Calvin.
Dave.
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I bet you're wondering why
I'm in such a good mood.
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Nope.
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Well, I am so happy
because I got in my car today
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and the screen read
"Error Code P-46."
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I don't know what that means.
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It means that I finally get
to bring my car
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into the Fusebox.
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[chuckles] Dave,
do you get this excited
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when the dentist tells you
it's time for a cleaning?
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Of course I do, don't you?
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Uh, no.
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Hey, y'all.
Hey!
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Hey, son, how you doing?
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Well, I got offered
a head coaching job.
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Whoa!
Well, all right!
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You're finally gettin'
your shot.
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Yeah, except it's in Cleveland.
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Oh, well,
Cleveland's kind of far,
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and it's-it's
a small market, but...
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hey, you got to start somewhere.
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Yeah, but it's
Cleveland, Tennessee.
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No!
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Ooh.
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Tennessee has a Cleveland?
Yeah.
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Not Cleveland, Tennessee.
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My field hockey team went
there for a tournament.
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It's famous because
every Halloween,
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a goblin appears.
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Tall Betsy.
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Not this again.
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We all saw her, Dave!
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I swear to God, it
was Halloween night,
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we snuck out
and got drunk,
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and a weird, tall, scary
lady came right at us.
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You know, I think
the key phrase here was,
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"Got drunk."
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Oh! [chuckles]
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Good morning or afternoon.
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I'm selling this delicious
gourmet popcorn
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to support the Walcott Academy
scholarship fund.
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The company was founded
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by a Black female veteran.
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Oh. Okay.
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That's nice,
I could give a...
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$35 for three bags of popcorn?!
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Come on.
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Tina, it's for Grover.
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Fine.
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Uh, thank you, Ms. Tina.
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[muttering]:
Go on, now.
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Are you crying?
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[sighs] It's just
starting to hit me.
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Grover is
an eighth-grader.
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This is the last year
he'll be in my school.
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And this will be his last
popcorn sale ever.
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Gemma, you have been getting
emotional about everything.
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His last first day
of middle school,
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his last
Thanksgiving pageant,
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his last time
sitting on the bench
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for the whole soccer game.
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[smacks lips]
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It's an emotional time.
Oh.
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And whichever
homeroom sells the most
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gets to have a pizza party.
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And Grover's never won
the pizza party.
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Hmm.
But it's not gonna be easy.
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You know Katie Friedman?
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The seventh-grader?
Mm-hmm.
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Ooh! Girl, that
child is talented.
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Honey, she sang
"Defying Gravity"
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and I was in tears, I mean-
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Yes, Tina,
she wins everything!
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She's a generational talent.
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Ugh.
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And the principal
in me is thrilled
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that she's in our school.
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But the mom in me
wants my baby to win
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and crush
that seventh-grade diva.
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Okay. All right.
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Say no more, Gemma.
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Kay-Kay going down.
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? ?
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[chair buzzing]
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, right the- right there.
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Hey, now.
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Now a little lower. Oh.
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David.
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You've been in that chair
for 45 minutes
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and people are waiting.
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[turns chair off]
Yes, I know, but...
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I just discovered
that it heats, too.
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And as a "SLERP" member-
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A what?
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SLERP.
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Signature Service Loyalty...
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BOTH:
...Rewards Program.
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Yeah, I get it.
As a SLERP member,
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I get unlimited massage minutes.
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Okay, but, Dave,
we're packed.
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And your car isn't
even gonna be ready
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until end of the day today.
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End of the day?
Marty, I have a job.
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And my boss is a real stickler
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about punctuali-
[chair turns on]
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Oh! Oh, my gosh.
[laughs]
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It gets you right there.
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Well, Dave,
your boss is in luck,
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thanks to our latest
membership perk.
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Yeah.
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You can take our
brand-new EV courtesy car
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out for its maiden voyage.
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It's a Subaru Solterra.
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[exhales]
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- With all-wheel drive?
- Yeah.
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So, I could drive it
to the top of a mesa? No.
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You could drive it all the way
to your office and back.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Dave is getting
the courtesy car?
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Yeah, Dad, he is a SLERP member.
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SLERP?
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Yeah. Signature
Service Loyalty...
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BOTH:
...Rewards Program.
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Ah! That's catchy.
I like that right there.
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Yeah. You know
who else loves acronyms?
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Mark Cuban.
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? ?
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[gasps]
There's my little salesman!
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How much product did you move?
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Two bags.
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Two bags?
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That's all you got for me?
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What the heck were you
doing out there?
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Gemma!
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Calm down.
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Ugh, you're right.
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I'm sorry, honey.
Let me see your sales sheet.
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Did you sell yourself
the one you're eating now?
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It's hard out there
on the streets!
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Oh!
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Good afternoon, Mama.
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Johnsons.
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Hey, Malcolm,
you're in good mood.
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That is because something
amazing has happened.
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The head baseball coach at USC
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got hit in the head
by a line drive.
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Is he gonna be okay?
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Hell no, he's concussed
as all get-out.
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Yeah, he can't even remember
his phone number.
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And that's... good?
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No, Ma, that's quite sad.
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Oh!
[mumbles]
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But here is the good part.
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He's decided to retire,
and the athletic director's
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already called me in
for a meeting.
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[gasps]
What?
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Oh, man, look at God!
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I mean... Oh, wait a minute.
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Not for the concussed man,
- you know. - Yeah.
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We'll pray for him, but... Yeah.
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Congratulations, son!
Oh.
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Thank you, Mama.
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You know, it's not mine yet,
but I am the obvious choice.
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Uh-huh.
I just have to do everything I can
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to seal the deal.
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Ooh! You should call
Chili Mangold
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and ask him
for a recommendation.
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Oh, I don't think so, Ma.
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Why not? It would
really carry weight.
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I guess we do go way back.
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And, you know, if he asked
me, I would do it for him.
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Why would he ask you?
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He's already head coach
at San Diego State.
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I know he is, Mama.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you send Chili
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some delicious
artisanal popcorn? Grover!
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Good morning or afternoon.
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It's afternoon. Go on.
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Good afternoon, may I-
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Thank you, uh,
Grover, but I'm good.
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I-I just bought some from
a little girl down on Marengo.
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Cute smile? Big voice?
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Yes. She started singing,
the pipes on that little girl...
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I know, right?
[Malcolm chuckles]
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She a'ight.
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?
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Good afternoon, Mr. Kelter.
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Call you Ted?
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Uh, hey, if you insist...
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Ted. [laughs]
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What's that?
My record speaks for itself?
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I can't argue
with you there, Ted.
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[laughing]
You got me.
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Yeah, I'll have a seat.
Thank you.
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Ted, you know,
your hair looks fantastic.
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[laughing]
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I do try.
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What are you laughing at, Marty?
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I don't know,
what you laughing at?
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Man, I'm practicing
for my interview tomorrow
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and so far, I am killing it.
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Oh. Good-good for you, Malcolm.
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Thank you.
[phone rings]
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Oh. Oh, that's Chili.
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Hey, Chili Mangold.
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What's going on, man?
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[recording]:
Please hold for Chili Mangold.
262
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,222
Okay.
263
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,180
[Muzak playing]
264
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,704
Break yourself, fool!
265
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,408
Chili, that does not work
over the phone.
266
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:25,755
Ah, you know you jumped!
267
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,061
So, perrito,
268
00:10:27,062 --> 00:10:28,583
your message said
there's an opening
269
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,847
at the top spot at USC, huh?
270
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,457
Uh, yes, there is.
271
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:35,298
And, you know, things seem
to be lining up in my favor,
272
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,723
but any help I can get...
273
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,551
Say no more.
Come on, you're the man!
274
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,641
Yo, Chili's Assistant!
275
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,948
Write Malcolm a bomb-ass
recommendation.
276
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,863
Use big words.
277
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,952
Make Chili smart, eh?
278
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,955
? ?
279
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,305
Are you that Calvin guy?
280
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,221
No.
Yes, you are.
281
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,528
You're on my Fuse bucks.
282
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922
Oh, you said "Calvin"?
283
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,489
I thought you said
Jaquavious. [chuckles]
284
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,404
I'm double-parked outside.
285
00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:08,492
I can't even get in
for my service appointment.
286
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,503
Your guy says nobody's leaving.
Which is crazy, right? Okay.
287
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:16,458
Calvin, I'm a barista
on the edge, man.
288
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,382
Okay. [stammers]
What's going on?
289
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,289
I'm swamped, man.
And you see that guy over there?
290
00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:22,724
He just ordered
a macchiato.
291
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,045
Told me to "make it snappy."
292
00:11:24,046 --> 00:11:25,771
Yeah, I'll make it
snappy, all right? Okay.
293
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,425
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
294
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,298
Wow, it is popping in here.
295
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,648
Yeah, yeah, we're, uh,
doing pretty good.
296
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,475
Yeah, we doing pretty good.
Absolutely.
297
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,000
That lady over there
just asked for a pup cup.
298
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,523
What is that?
299
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,352
Apparently, it's a cup
of whipped cream for your dog.
300
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,267
I don't serve dogs!
301
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,270
And you know what?
302
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,991
Hey, lady, get that cockapoo
off of my countertop!
303
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,362
Wow.
Uh, Calvin?
304
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,409
You know what would give
this place a classy touch?
305
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,889
Artisanal popcorn.
306
00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,020
Yes, how many cases
can we put you down for?
307
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,893
Cases? Don't you mean bags?
308
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,330
Calvin, this is for
a really good cause.
309
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,375
A pizza party for Grover.
310
00:12:04,376 --> 00:12:06,986
Well, can't I just
buy him a pizza?
311
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,467
[chuckles] I'll put
you down for five.
312
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,821
Oh, Malcolm!
How did the interview go?
313
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,475
Mama, Pop, I knocked it
out of the park,
314
00:12:17,476 --> 00:12:18,693
if you'll pardon the pun.
315
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,088
However, Ted? Ted loved the pun.
316
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,438
So, you got the job?
317
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,092
Well, it's not mine yet,
318
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:27,267
but I blew him away
with my vision for the future.
319
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,357
And that recommendation letter
from Chili Mangold did not hurt.
320
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,709
See? I told you so.
Yeah, you did.
321
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,146
Ooh.
322
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,974
Uh, Dad?
323
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,803
The large gentleman
with no neck out there
324
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,684
wants to know
where his vehicle is.
325
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,503
Damn!
326
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,114
That's one person?
327
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,376
Yes.
328
00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:49,898
And we can't even finish
the service on his car
329
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,466
because all our bays are full.
330
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,859
See, this is the problem
331
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,598
when you make this place
a destination, Dad.
332
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,384
Nobody leaves!
333
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,864
You know what?
334
00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,299
I'm just gonna leave it
double-parked out there.
335
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,606
You service it.
I need a courtesy car.
336
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,304
Okay. Certainly, sir.
I got you.
337
00:13:03,305 --> 00:13:05,609
Uh, certainly not.
Dave hasn't brought it back yet.
338
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,308
Ooh. Uh, that's gonna be
a no can do.
339
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,831
All right.
340
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,661
Damn it, Dave.
It's not Dave's fault.
341
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,794
You put in the brochure
we have a fleet.
342
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:18,275
Yeah. It-it was supposed
to read, "Up to a fleet."
343
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,625
[laughs]
Uh, Pop.
344
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,976
"Up to a fleet" is not a thing.
345
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,455
Get out the chair.
346
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,200
Hey, uh, Dad?
347
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,057
What do you want to do about
chocolate Hulk over there?
348
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,988
Is he still back there?
349
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,346
? ?
350
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,001
All right.
351
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,654
Pretty sweet ride, huh?
352
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,394
Don't tell your mom,
but I've been getting
353
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,528
a lot of interested looks
from the ladies.
354
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,836
Actually, do tell your mom.
355
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,969
Don't drag me
into your thing, okay?
356
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,061
All right. Here we go.
357
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,368
Dave!
358
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,673
Oh, come on!
359
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,461
I need my courtesy car back.
You've had it for two days.
360
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,855
And your car was ready
at lunch yesterday.
361
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,681
Calvin, I thought
you had a fleet.
362
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,728
Yeah, and you got
the whole damn fleet.
363
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,514
Calvin, one car does not
make up a fleet.
364
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:25,733
I know what a fleet is.
Give me the key, Dave.
365
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,431
Think I don't know
what a fleet is.
366
00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:28,562
You don't know
what a fleet is. I know how many fleets...
367
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,521
?
368
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,436
Oh, Malcolm.
369
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:34,568
Thank you for coming back in
on such short notice.
370
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,831
It's my pleasure, Ted.
371
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,574
I'm sure you're wondering
what this is all about.
372
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,532
Oh, I've got a pretty good idea.
373
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,653
Break yourself, fool!
Oh, my God, Ted!
374
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,757
[chuckles]
Chili, uh...
375
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,281
[stammers] What is
Chili Mangold doing here?
376
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:55,024
Well, I'm happy to announce
he is our new head coach.
377
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,026
[laughs]
378
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,637
No.
379
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,858
Chili called to make sure
that I'd gotten
380
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,903
his letter
of recommendation for you.
381
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,645
Uh, by the way, uh,
impressive vocabulary.
382
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,125
Chili's got words.
383
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,649
Yeah. [laughs]
I love this guy.
384
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,303
Anyways,
we got to talking,
385
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,652
and it turns out he was
at the end of his contract.
386
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,133
Oh, he was, was he?
387
00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:19,308
It also turns out
I'm the one who told him
388
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,876
the job was open.
389
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,443
Well, thank you for that.
390
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,837
Oh, but hey, hey.
391
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,927
Uh, he insisted that you stay on
392
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,799
in your current position
- as batting coach. - What?
393
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,714
The dream team is reunited.
394
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:33,888
Come on, papi,
wiggle with Chili! No.
395
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,845
Yes.
396
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,152
No.
Yes.
397
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,573
No, I will not wiggle
with you. Stop wiggling!
398
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,802
Wh-What the hell
happened, Ted?
399
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,559
I know did great
in that interview.
400
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,899
You did. You killed it.
401
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,900
You should be very proud
of yourself.
402
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,339
Oh, good. And-and that pride
pays exactly how much, Ted?
403
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,514
Well, you can't really, um, put
a price on something like that.
404
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,345
[chuckles]
405
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,566
You know what? I can. Zero!
406
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,146
[stammers]:
Okay. All right.
407
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:01,742
I can tell you're a little
upset, and I get it.
408
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,830
Oh, do you?
TED: Yeah.
409
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,137
Do you, Ted?
Yeah.
410
00:16:04,138 --> 00:16:06,007
[stammers]: Because
I know these players.
411
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,661
I know how to get
the best out of them.
412
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,712
I love this program.
413
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,058
Chili only loves Chili.
414
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,712
Chili's not really loving
his new batting coach.
415
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,193
Malcolm,
416
00:16:17,194 --> 00:16:19,412
maybe you should calm down
before you say something
417
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,805
that you might regret.
418
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,256
Oh, that's a good call, Ted.
419
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:23,851
TED: Yeah. Yeah.
You know why? Because...
420
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,202
I might regret if I said,
421
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,552
um, you're a terrible
athletic director.
422
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,294
Or that the players
don't respect you.
423
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,862
Or that that bath mat
on your head is
424
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,211
not fooling anybody.
425
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,043
What do you know?
426
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,864
I don't regret saying
any of that.
427
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,047
This hair came from Turkey!
428
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,878
Chili, thank you so much
for the generous offer
429
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,185
of the job that I already have.
430
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,664
But you know what?
431
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,449
I will not waste another moment
432
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,668
of my time or my talent here.
433
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,061
Man, you know what?
434
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,323
I quit!
435
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,152
Break yourself, fool!
436
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,028
[indistinct chatter]
437
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642
I'm gonna need that
to get out of garage.
438
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,427
? ?
439
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,386
[door opens]
440
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,040
Hey, honey.
441
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,345
What's wrong?
442
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,434
It's my stupid car.
443
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,696
It's not fixed?
444
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,568
No, it is fixed.
445
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,091
I just miss the Solterra.
446
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,332
And Calvin kicked me
out of the SLERP club.
447
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:36,838
This is what rock
bottom looks like.
448
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,059
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
449
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060
But if you want to
hear some good news,
450
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,802
Grover's class is so close
to winning the pizza party.
451
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,456
Oh, God...
452
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,284
What?
453
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,373
Um...
454
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,636
Mom, I...
455
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,074
I really don't want
to win the contest.
456
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,076
What? Well,
why not, buddy?
457
00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:00,035
I mean, you know, the party is
like a little kid thing.
458
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,645
The pizza is, frankly, ass-
459
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,212
Language!
460
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,041
Sorry.
461
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,608
But, you know, you have to stay
after school for the party,
462
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,499
and everyone in the class will
know it's my fault if we win.
463
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,789
You know what? I get it.
464
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,573
Believe it or not,
465
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,882
I was not as cool as I am now
when I was your age.
466
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,277
Why wouldn't
he believe that?
467
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,890
Anyway, can you just let
Katie Friedman win?
468
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,297
It's embarrassing enough
469
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,420
being the principal's kid
without this.
470
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,243
Oh.
471
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,159
Well, well, well.
472
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,160
Who's the embarrassing
parent now?
473
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,336
It's still you.
474
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,079
? ?
475
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,865
Okay, so we're agreed.
We're not accepting any new...
476
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,303
Slerpys, and only
drip coffee is free.
477
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,523
Oh. Well, it's a good thing
that I put in
478
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,364
"terms and conditions
subject to change at any time."
479
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,876
[chuckles]
Wait, it says that?
480
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,879
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It, uh...
481
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,190
It does now.
482
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,934
Great news,
everybody!
483
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,251
Oh, congratulations!
Hey! Well, all right.
484
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,981
Here he is, our new head coach!
485
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:20,768
Nope! Chili Mangold swooped in
and took it from me.
486
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,379
That dirty,
backstabbing rat.
487
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,337
You know, I knew
we couldn't trust him!
488
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,166
Why the hell would you call him?
489
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,560
So, what's the great news?
490
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,476
The great news is,
I quit my job.
491
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,566
ALL:
Say what now?
492
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,525
I quit.
493
00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:41,222
Look, I was insane to devote
my life to an organization
494
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,051
that values a showboat like him
495
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,446
over a person with talent
and passion like me.
496
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,144
So, is it too late to call
the Cleveland place?
497
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,755
You know, the, uh,
Big Betty people?
498
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,323
That's Tall Betsy, Pop.
499
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,847
And, uh, no.
500
00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,848
I will not be getting
a good recommendation.
501
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,416
But that's okay.
502
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,493
Look, baseball was
leading me nowhere.
503
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,985
I just couldn't see it.
504
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,640
Until now. And now...
505
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,511
I see everything.
506
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,427
Uh, how do you see paying rent?
507
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,608
Calvin!
508
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,083
Leave him alone.
509
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,866
Here, just drink some wine.
Look, look.
510
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,391
I'm-I'm telling you all,
511
00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:20,043
that-that baseball hitting
our coach in the head,
512
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,214
that was the best thing
that ever happened.
513
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,746
Again, not to him.
That was quite sad.
514
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,271
But to me.
515
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,492
Okay, so...
what are you gonna do?
516
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,276
[sighs]
517
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,370
Anything.
[pops tongue]
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