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Okay, I don't want to brag,
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but these just may be
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the most extraordinary pancakes
that a diabetic,
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who can't even eat 'em,
has ever made.
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[chuckles] In the words of
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the great Gordon Ramsay,
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[British accent]:
"I hope you're ready
to chow down, ya donkeys."
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[laughs]
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I said, "I hope you're ready
to chow down, ya donkeys."
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Shh-shh-shh.
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Dad, I'm trying to FaceTime.
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And you sound like Shrek.
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Ivy, I know you want these--
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Shh-shh-shh.
I'm trying to post something.
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"The number one rule
of good communication
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is listening." Yeah.
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Hashtag
"Your presence is a gift."
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Nina, would you tell
your girlfriend that--
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Shh-shh-shh.
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I'm reading a new post
by Dr. Reed
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about communication.
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"...presence is a gift."
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Oh, that is so true.
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Hashtag "I'm all ears."
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Well, could you be all mouth
and eat some pan--
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Shh!
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Ear emoji, ear emoji.
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Okay, that's it.
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I have worked
my fingers to the bone
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trying to make you guys
a nice meal,
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and this is the thanks I get?
You don't even give me--
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Shh.
Shh.
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Shush-ah!
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You know what?
The next person
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that's shushing me,
I'm gonna sh...
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knock the "shush"
out of 'em.
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Shh.
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Ow.
Give that
to your daughter.
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You shot her
out here.
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All right,
come here, Maya.
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Don't you dare.
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Watch this, he's gonna say
"Mm. Phones are a racket."
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Mm. These phones are a racket.
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And you know what?
I'm taking them away.
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What? Hey!
From now on...
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Hey!
...Poppa's house,
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phones are banned.
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This is a phone...
Hey!
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...free zone.
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I was playing a game!
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[overlapping shouting]
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I'm a grown woman.
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He's coming for me, Mike.
He's coming.
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But what he doesn't know is that
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I know parkour.
Give me that.
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Ha!
Hey!
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[panting]
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That's parkour, old man.
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Yeah, well, you better
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park your ass in that chair.
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[panting]
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Oh, my God.
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That was crazy.
[phone chimes]
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What was that? A like?
A follow? A share?
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Come on, man, please. Just...
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just let me sniff
the charging port.
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Just let me
sniff it. [sniffs]
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He's gotta go now,
Mike. Bye.
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No, Mike.
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No!
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We were talking about
something important!
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Oh--
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[British accent]:
Now somebody's gonna
eat these damn pancakes.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Okay, these phones
are off limits.
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JUNIOR:No!
I am a doctor!
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[overlapping shouting]
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Have you lost your mind?
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It's hot in here.
Man, I'm cold.
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Am I crying or am I sweating?
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[crying]: I don't even know
any more. Come on, man.
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Dad, I will literally
trade one of my kids
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for two minutes
of screen time, man.
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Just give it to me.
You can take the cute one.
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He's talking
about me.
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I know.
I'm the stinky one.
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POPPA:
Okay, you guys
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are just too addicted.
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Come on, man. I'm
not addicted, baby.
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I'm not addicted.
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[chuckling] I just want
to lick the bag, man.
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Come on, just let me lick it.
Just give me it! Hey!
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POPPA:Look,
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we are gonna do
something unique.
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We're gonna talk.
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Boring.
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What if we took
your insulin away?
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How would you feel?
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Dead.
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So you get it.
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POPPA: Listen,you guys
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wanted to have
the family brunch.
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So that means no phones.
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Angry eyes.
Face palm.
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Thumbs down.
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Three eggplants.
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No. No, that's
not what that means.
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Okay, guys?
We're gonna play a game.
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Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
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I don't care
about your boos.
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You boo all
you want.
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Has that been here
the whole time?
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Yes.
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[keypad beeping]
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[sighs]
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[phones chiming]
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Oh...
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Oh, don't worry, buddy,
I'll get you out.
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[phone chimes]
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He's crying!
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Okay, the game we're gonna play
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is truth or dare.
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Dare.
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Okay.
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I dare you to take a shower.
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Even below the neck?
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Yes.
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Then truth.
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Okay, truth.
When was the last time
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you took a shower?
With water?
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POPPA:
Oh, my...
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Yes.
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Never. What do I win?
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You win
a ten-minute shower.
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"With water?"
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This game sucks.
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MAYA:
Okay,
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I pick truth.
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How much candy
have you eaten today?
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Just a little bit.
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Let me see
your pockets.
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POPPA:Holy...
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Other one.
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Is that all?
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Aw, you're gonna end up
a diabetic, just like Poppa.
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Trey's right.
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This game sucks.
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Okay, we're gonna
raise the stakes.
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Ivy, truthor dare?
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Truth. I have nothing to hide.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, what's the biggest
lie you ever told?
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Oh, well,
I one time said that--
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To someone
in this room.
Ooh.
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Mm.
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Dare.
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Wait a minute, why'd you
look at me like that?
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Dare.
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All right. Whatever it
is, you have to do it.
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Nina, this is not
my first
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truth or
dare, okay?
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I got this.
Bring it on.
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Okay, guys. Come
here. Come here.
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Yeah, okay,so...
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[quiet muttering]
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[chuckling]
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Break.Break.
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Okay, wegot it.
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Have you ever heard
of Surströmming?
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Wait, hold on.
You can't mean the--
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The Swedish
fermented fish? Yes.
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Okay, you
can't make me
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smell that nasty,
disgusting, funk fish.
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Oh, no, we wouldn't
do anything like that.
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That's cruel.
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We're gonna
make you eat it.
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[sinister laughter]
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You can't possibly
make me eat it
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because it's so stank,
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they don't even
let it in the country.
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[mocking laughter]
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It's better
when we do it.
I think so, yeah.
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And you're wrong,
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because I have
a connection.
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My sardine
guy, Sven,
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ya, Sven, he...
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...smuggled some in.
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Don't ask me how,
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but the can is still warm.
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[laughs]
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Oh, it stinks through the can.
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Okay.
Okay, you
know what?
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Truth, truth.
I wanna go back to truth.
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The truth is,
too late.
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Okay. Now, I have
a special key...
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...that I unlock it with.
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Here we go.
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[all gagging]
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[groans]
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Mmm.
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[Maya screams]
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MAYA: What is
that smell?
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TREY: Okay,
I'll use soap!
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[gags]
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[gags] How can you even do that?
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It smells like somebody threw up
a baby octopus's diaper.
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That's how you
know it's fresh.
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[both gagging]
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Okay, I am not eating that.
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You have to.
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It's the game,
and it's the only way
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you gonna get your phone back.
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Come on, come on.
Fine!
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[chanting]:
Chew. Chew.
Chew. Chew.
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Chew. Chew.
Chew. Chew.
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[Ivy shouts]
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Ew!
Ugh!
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[gags]
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[exclaims]
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[gags]
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Mm.
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I just had
the craziest dream.
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I did it.
[groans]
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Okay, Junior, you're up.
Truth or dare?
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[phone chimes]
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JUNIOR:
Oh, Dad, come on, man.
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What if it's important?
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What if Katt Williams
just had another interview?
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[crying]:
Please, man, just
let me look at it.
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Let me check it!
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You will, just as soon
as you finish your turn
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at truth or dare.
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Come on.
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[chanting]:
Dare. Dare. Dare. Dare.
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Dare. Dare. Dare. Dare.
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Fine. Dare.
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Okay, I need to convene
the conclave again.
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Come on.
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How about--
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[grunts]
Oh!
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How about you just don't
open your mouth ever again?
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Okay?
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You convene over there.
In sign language.
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Junior, I have a dare for you.
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Shave your eyebrows off.
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I've shaved worse.
[chuckles]
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With your razor.
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Guess where?
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♪ ♪
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Here we go.
Mm-hmm.
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Count of three.
On the count
of three.
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One...[razor vibrates]
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00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,804
Hey, hey! You said on three!
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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:04,935
I'm an
ice skater.
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You always go
on the one.
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How does it look?
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Ha-ha!
You look stupid!
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It's not-- Is it bad? [stammers]
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Holy moly!
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Oh, my God!
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I look like half of Voldemort.
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Okay, you gotta
do the other side
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or it doesn't count.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
266
00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,432
No, no, no, no!
267
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:24,172
Yeah--Do not do
the other side.
268
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,173
No!Cheater.
269
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,217
Do not do the other side.
270
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,829
Finish!
[groans]
271
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,222
Babe? Babe?
272
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,573
Hey.
[screams] Truth!
273
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,618
Truth! Truth!
274
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,360
Truth. Who's
your celebrity--
Oh, what?
275
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,362
Who is your
celebrity crush?
276
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,102
Oh, he doesn't
have one.
277
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,320
I don't have one. Uh,
278
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,670
Nina is my
celebrity crush.
279
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,716
I've seen all her movies.
280
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:47,978
'Cause I directed most of them.
281
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,589
Most of them?
282
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,807
Yeah, you sending me
them selfies.
283
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:51,982
Oh, yeah, I do.
284
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,636
Yeah, I got something
to say. Yuck!
285
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,029
Oh.
286
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,378
And you're lying.
287
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,162
Everyone has
a celebrity crush.
288
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,860
Mine is me.
289
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,252
Ivy?
290
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,603
Morris Chestnut.
291
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,082
Junior?
292
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,519
JUNIOR:
I, uh,
293
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,261
s-stand by my earlier answer.
294
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,133
Okay. Ivy,
I need you
295
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,831
to hit him with
an atomic truth blast.
296
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,354
How does
297
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,313
your breath stink
going in, too?
298
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:20,532
Come on,
you better hurry up.
299
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:21,838
Here comes
Oppenheimer.
300
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,927
Okay, okay,
okay, okay!
301
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,929
Jeez!
302
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,670
My celebrity crush
is Angel Reese.
303
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,237
[all gasping]
304
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,804
Ivy.
305
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,284
Angel Reese?
306
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,156
The basketball player?
307
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,070
The tall one?
308
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,767
That Angel Reese?
309
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,681
I mean,
they're all pretty tall, Nina.
310
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:39,682
No, no,
no, no, no.
311
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,510
She's sexy and tall.
312
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,380
You know,
I don't wanna play
313
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:43,555
this stupid
game anymore.
314
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,469
Why are you
getting so angry?
315
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,557
Because now I know why
316
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,211
you went to that WNBA game.
317
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,560
The tickets were cheap.
318
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,519
They were $7.
I got floor seats...
319
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,129
for the season.
320
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,783
The season?
321
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,567
How long have you been
fixated on her?
322
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,439
I-I wouldn't call it fixated.
323
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,919
You know, I just, I... I like
her fundamentals, you know?
324
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,660
She has really
good ball-handling skills.
325
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,139
Wait, no.
326
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,228
I just like the way
she backs up on the D.
327
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,577
Hold on!
328
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,318
The way
she penetrates to the hole--
329
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,842
[muttering]
Hey, now.
330
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,149
They made me s--
331
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,847
Is she really upset about this?
332
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,198
Yeah. I can only like people
that are shorter than her.
333
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,243
Lil' Kim, Tinkerbell...
334
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,767
Kevin Hart...
335
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,378
You better go fix that.
336
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,121
[knocks on door]
337
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,645
Go away, Mr. Reese.
338
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,821
You really think I have a shot?
339
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,607
No, but I think
you're about to get shot.
340
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:37,697
Honey, can we talk,
please?
341
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,177
I'm-- I reall-- Ooh,
342
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,788
you're not supposed to bend
the collar on that shirt.
343
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,267
No?
344
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,965
[groans]
345
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,793
Why don't you get
Angel Reese to do it?
346
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,795
Sounds like you've been
thinking about bending her.
347
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,623
I didn't want
to say Angel Reese.
348
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,581
But you did.
349
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,017
Because you guys made me say it.
350
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,715
I didn't.
351
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,891
So tell me this, when you say
you're watching sports,
352
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,849
what you're
really watching is her
353
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,285
jiggling up
and down the court
354
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,765
in those
little shorts.
355
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,421
It's "dribbling" up and down the
court in those little shorts.
356
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,380
Babe, what do you
want me to say?
357
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,425
You alreadysaid it.
358
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,035
You picked the woman who is
359
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,385
the complete opposite
of everything I am.
360
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,300
She's ten years
younger than me,
361
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,128
she's twicemy size.
362
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,609
She's a professional athlete,
which I never got to be.
363
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,046
She's the anti-me.
364
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,484
She isn't Nina. She's "Ni-not."
365
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,573
So you get it.
366
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,532
[knock on door]
Ah, ah.
367
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,186
Hey, guys.
368
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,101
Oh, no.
369
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,625
I just washed
the curtains.
370
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,540
Poppa told me
to come over here...
371
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,630
[gags]
...and to
keep talking
372
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,719
until you guys return
to finish the game,
373
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,200
and if you don't move,
to start whistling.
374
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,028
[whistles]
375
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,116
Go, go, oh, my God...
Okay, seriously, Ivy...
376
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,770
We're coming!
377
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,035
Come on, it can't be that bad.
378
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,037
[whistles]
379
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,562
♪
380
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,781
POPPA:
Okay, Nina,
381
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,217
your turn.
382
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,827
Truth...
383
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,047
or dare?
384
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,700
Truth.
385
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,226
What was
the best year of your life?
386
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,923
2013.
387
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,403
2013-- Wait a minute,
388
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,318
that was the year
we broke up after I proposed.
389
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:21,104
Exactly. And it was
the best year of my life.
390
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,106
My girlfriends and
I rented a house
391
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,630
and spent the entire summer
on the Jersey Shore.
392
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,155
I got my first tattoo, and
393
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,810
I made out with Ryan
from the shaved ice stand.
394
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,855
You made out with
Eight-Finger Ryan?
395
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,423
He had
nine fingers,
396
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,208
and that ninth finger
really did the trick.
397
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,558
[exclaims]
To be honest,
398
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,125
I didn't even know
he had hands
399
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,127
because all I could see
400
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,955
were his abs.
401
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,611
So his abs were
the best year of your life?
402
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,178
Not the birth of our children,
403
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,354
not the year
we got married, his abs.
404
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,138
No, I see what
you're doing here.
405
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,532
You know, just
because I chose Angel Reese,
406
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,708
you're retaliating
with Six-Finger Ryan.
407
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,362
Why do you keep
removing fingers?
408
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,799
Because I know
where they've been.
409
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,627
The year I choose
410
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,933
has nothing to do
411
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,760
with you
and your girlfriend Angel.
412
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,414
Well, then, why'd
you bring her up, then?
413
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,373
Hmm? I rest my case.
414
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,331
This game is over.
POPPA:
No.
415
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,855
Sit down.
We're gonna finish the game.
416
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:16,943
JUNIOR:
Why?
417
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,422
You're the only one having fun.
418
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,946
I mean, between this game
419
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,731
and Ivy's breath, it's torture.
420
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,689
At least when
we had our phones,
421
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,952
we weren't mad
at each other.
422
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,868
Yeah, and I had
both my eyebrows.
423
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,173
Look, when I was a kid,
we couldn't hide behind
424
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,654
cell phones
because they didn't exist.
425
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:33,785
Was there
fighting?
426
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,831
Yes, but we talked through it,
427
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:36,788
we worked through it, and that
428
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,660
brought us closer together.
429
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,575
So, that was your plan
this whole time?
430
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,316
To make us fight?
No,
431
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,534
that was just a happy accident.
432
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,927
Okay.
433
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,626
And I would rather
you guys fight and talk it out
434
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,152
than to pretend to get along,
hiding behind them damn phones.
435
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,067
Well, Dad, we all lose.
436
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,764
Nina and I aren't speaking
to each other--
437
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,157
Oh, now we're not speaking?
438
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,941
I didn't start it,
you did.
439
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,639
And Ivy probably
has something to say,
440
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:02,945
but no one
wants to smell it.
441
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,556
POPPA:
Don't you dare
442
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,124
open that stink mouth.
443
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:12,912
You happy, Dad?
444
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:23,792
Look, I didn't
want to express
445
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,272
my attraction
for Angel Reese.
446
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,882
Y'all made me, and
that was my answer.
447
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,450
But you picked
the worst possible person.
448
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,060
We have nothing in common.
449
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,366
You're wrong, Nina.
450
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,715
She's actually a lot like you.
451
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,891
She's beautiful,
452
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,415
athletic,
competitive, intelligent.
453
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,071
She stands up for herself.
454
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,292
I want to believe you,
455
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,555
but I can't tell if you're lying
with that eyebrow.
456
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,513
Oh.
457
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,558
No, wrong eye.
458
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,081
Oh.
459
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,127
Switch again.
460
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,391
It's funnier this way...
461
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,307
...but more sincere
the other way.
462
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,091
But I believe you.
463
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,399
Yeah, well, you hurt
my feelings, too.
464
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,140
I mean,the best
465
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,837
year of your life was
the year you broke up with me?
466
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,709
Yeah, but
you didn't let me finish.
467
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,451
I broke off
our engagement
468
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,192
because
the commitment scared me.
469
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,020
And that was
the best year of my life
470
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:21,023
because being away from you
made me realize
471
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,200
how much I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with you.
472
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,897
And that was my happiest moment.
473
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,117
Aw, honey.
474
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,423
[Poppa laughs]
475
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,990
Yikes.
476
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,949
It's good to see you
two getting along.
477
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,516
And to answer your
question, Junior,
478
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,821
no, I'm not happy.
479
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,693
Which is why
I brought takeout
480
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,695
as a peace offering.
481
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,871
And don't worry,
I fumigated Ivy's mouth
482
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,742
with turpentine, bleach
483
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,136
and a little bit of Spic N Span.
484
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,705
And she has extra protection.
Show 'em.
485
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,361
Yeah.
486
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,319
So, let's eat.
487
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,581
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
488
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,453
You're the only one here
489
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,543
who hasn't put themselves
on the line with the game.
490
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,414
So, truth or dare?
491
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,112
Truth.
492
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,592
Okay. Um... oh.
Here's your question:
493
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,246
Tell us what
your life would be like
494
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,683
without each of us in it?
The truth.
495
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,424
Oh, you want to go there?
Mm-hmm.
496
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,165
Okay.
497
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,253
Let's start with Nina.
498
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,040
If Nina hadn't married Junior,
499
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,607
I wouldn't have my two
beautiful grandchildren,
500
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,262
I wouldn't be able to eat her
delicious lasagna every week
501
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,613
and, most of all,
Junior would probably
502
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,180
still be living in my house.
503
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,793
So I thank you
for unburdening me with him.
504
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,100
Aw.
Thank you, Poppa.
505
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,189
He's right, babe.
506
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,148
I'd have
been homeless.
507
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,367
Okay, do me next.
508
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,282
Okay, Ivy,
without you in my life,
509
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,067
I wouldn't have our podcast,
510
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,807
I wouldn't
511
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,158
know anything about maintaining
healthy relationships,
512
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,942
and mostof all,
513
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,858
I wouldn't have... [mutters]
514
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,207
What was that?
Wait.
515
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,730
Excuse me?
Wait, wait, wait.
516
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:00,862
Huh? What, somebody
say something? Hmm?
517
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,342
Hold on, hold on.
518
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,692
Did you just call me
your new best friend?
519
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,650
Yes.
520
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,435
Aw, P-Bear.
521
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,089
[chuckling]
522
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,003
I take it back.
523
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,398
Which brings me to Junior.
524
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,226
[inhales] Yes.
525
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,099
You know, when
I was 26 years old,
526
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,231
I found out that
Junior was on his way.
527
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,798
I was scared to death.
528
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,104
I didn't know
how to take care of myself,
529
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,670
let alone a baby.
530
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,324
But from
531
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,066
the very first moment
that I held you in my arms,
532
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,242
I realized
that I was a father...
533
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,809
[cries]
...and that made me
534
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,463
want to be a man,
535
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,030
and that's the best gift
anyone has ever given me.
536
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,120
[crying]:
Oh, that was so good.
537
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,081
I made you a man.
538
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,171
Yeah, now would you
start acting like one?
539
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,044
Look, I know
540
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,438
this game brought up resentment
541
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,831
and, you know,
all kinds of issues,
542
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,224
but we worked it out.
543
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,356
And that's got to feel good.
544
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,358
You know?
545
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,795
We spent the whole day
together without phones.
546
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,971
I bet you guys
didn't even miss them.
547
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,234
Oh, no,we did.
No, I wanted mine so bad.
548
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,322
IVY:
People
could've died.
549
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,150
Do you understand? I'm a doctor.
550
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,238
Okay, okay.
551
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,631
Then you're gonna
love my surprise.
552
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,375
Surprise!
[cheering]
553
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,768
Yes!
554
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,856
There you go.
555
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,597
Aw, yes.
Give me!
Give me that!
556
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,947
Ooh, it's sticky.
557
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,383
Why'd you
put it
558
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,168
in the same bag
as the Chinese food?
559
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,038
Hey, you want
the phone back or not?
560
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,431
No, I want it.
561
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,173
Let's eat.
562
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,306
What's the matter?
Ain't you hungry?
563
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,178
No, yeah, I just, um...
564
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,049
why don't we just
leave our phones here
565
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,311
and have dinner as a family?
566
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,314
Yeah.
567
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,710
Hello.
568
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,321
Well, I mean, technically,
569
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,062
I'm not really family,
570
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,368
so how about
I just hold onto mine?
571
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,718
No, it's too late.
You're in this family now.
572
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,286
Aw, P-Bear.
573
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,332
Okay.
574
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,466
Let's eat. [laughs]
575
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,945
Wait, where are the kids?
576
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,861
Well, I could call them,
if we had our phones.
577
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,689
How about this?
578
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,910
Hey, kids! Come eat!
579
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,828
This is nice, Jack.
This is very nice.
580
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,309
Oh. [exhales] Wow.
581
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,441
POPPA:
What is that?
Reminds me of Ivy.
582
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,400
[laughs]
583
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,445
[laughs]
584
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,190
Marker.
585
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,715
It's so calming.
586
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,067
I need to convene the conclave.
587
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,810
Convene the conclave.
Convene the conclave.
588
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,726
Okay, I need to "convlene"
the "conflave."
589
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,558
Toodle-oo!
590
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:56,994
[laughter]
591
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,307
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592
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,266
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593
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:09,355
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