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I wasn't mad, who wasn't grown.

I needed time to be alone.

Just to get my shit together and to find out where my head was

coming from.

I've just begun.

I want to be.

I want to know.

Just like a tree, I want to grow.

I want to live in this world of ours and never

think of anyone but me.

Growing myself.

I know that I'm OK.

Growing myself.

Getting better every day.

Now I see my life before me.

Everyone will just adore me because I'm free.

Growing myself.

To be me.

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What else are you going?

What's going on?

You're leaving me, Susan.

Huh?

You're leaving me.

But we're having real speed for dinner.

I made up my mind.

You're going out into the world to have a career.

I'm going where?

And I'm going to change my entire life.

I need you to leave me, Susan, so I can find out who I really am.

So I can grow.

And you need you to leave me so you can grow.

So you can find out who you really are.

But I thought I was me.

Pendersons are coming over tonight.

I'll phone them.

Susan, by now most people like us have been divorced.

At least once or twice or maybe separated.

I mean, that's what marriage is all about.

If you don't leave me now, we could be together until we

die or something like our parents.

Jason, I thought we were happy.

Susan, happiness doesn't make you happy.

Growing makes you happy.

Oh.

My kids, what about my kids?

They'll be fine.

I'll take real good care of them.

I'll make sure they write them.

Susan, I'm going to be a terrific mother.

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Hi, honey.

Listen, kids, I want to talk to you.

What are we having for dinner?

Where's mommy?

Your mommy had to go away.

She had to grow.

She's already used to grow.

No, honey, she had to grow more.

You see, people are like food.

And mommy was-- well, she wasn't like hamburger,

can't appease.

No.

See, kids, people should be like nice, beautiful fruits.

Mommy had to go away so she could be a peach or a plum.

Right now, she's more like a potato.

Mommy's a potato?

Can we have french fries for dinner?

So now, I'm going to do everything that mommy used to do.

What did she used to do?

She made us dinner.

OK, let's set the table.

Every?

Get the dishes.

Have some dinner.

OK, let's see what we have here.

Ah, chicken.

I think I'm going to get you kids off red meat.

It's bad for your mop, right?

It's not cooked this over.

Very not good, this here.

It's a big, it's golden.

Now, veggies.

Veggies are great.

I love veggies.

This looks good.

Mm, mm, mm.

How's everyone doing?

Good.

OK.

There's a banana.

There's a banana.

We got peppers.

Everyone all right over there?

Some tomatoes.

That's a great animal.

I'll look at it this way, kid.

Fire is burning away our past lives.

Excuse me.

You the owner?

Yeah, you step over here.

Yeah, you step over here.

You're watching fire, be right back.

Jane, well, you're still got a nice piece of land there.

You couldn't save any of the house?

I'm sorry, actually, this is my first fire.

I'm freaking the hang of it.

I used to be in real estate, but I found I wasn't growing

as a person, so I became a fireman.

I know what you mean.

I guess you're going to be needing a new place.

There's nothing left to it.

Perfect.

I still keep my listings.

I figure that when a victim's house burns down,

he's got to live somewhere.

Yeah.

Daddy, daddy, you're buying one for an entire fire pass.

One second, OK?

Tell you what I'm going to do.

I'll only charge you half to be perfect.

I got a lovely two-bench in my West 57th Street.

Nah, I need something bigger.

I've got the kids.

Yeah.

OK.

Well, that's the news.

Hi.

Hi.

A fully furnished, eight room, rent control department

on a high floor overlooking Central Park on 79th.

But I'll take it.

Oh, boy, you kids are going to love Manhattan.

Got the theater and art galleries.

Have you ever been to an auction at Park for a night?

Dad, we're hungry.

We have neat, nate things since we lost the chicken.

How about some clams?

Here, come the surprise I've been telling you about.

Does that look great?

This is the best surprise in the world.

OK, now I'm going to show you how this is done.

Take a little lemon, squeeze the juice over it just like so.

Then you take a little of the cocktail sauce

and mix it in with a horseradish.

Mm.

Mix it up real good and smear it on.

Now my favorite, Tabasco sauce.

You kids ever had Tabasco sauce?

And here we go.

Ready?

Here we go.

OK, now, everyone get started.

Josh, down the hatch.

Come on, Judy, get started.

All right, Jeffrey, now I'm going to help you.

A little lemon, a little lemon like that.

Mix in the cocktail and the horseradish.

Judy, how you doing?

Good, huh?

Mm, great, right in.

A little Tabasco.

Just a touch.

OK, great.

Now, pick her up.

Here we go.

Good, good, good.

Ooh, good.

Great, Jeffrey, shoot, shoot.

Great, terrific.

Morning, ladies.

Beautiful day today.

I don't, Tom.

Morning, Mr. Hoopah.

Morning, Carlos.

Come in, Jason.

Arnold, if you've got a second, I've

got to discuss something of paramount importance.

Nice suit, you going jogging?

What is it, Jason, huh?

Arnold, I quit.

Now, wait a second.

I know what you're going to say, so hear me out on this

because I've given a lot of thought.

Now, corporate law just isn't enough for me anymore.

And sometimes a man has to stop being himself,

so we can find out who he is.

I know, I know.

Stopping being yourself is starting being someone else.

And I want that someone else to be me.

I'm quitting, too.

Excuse me?

I'm moving to a last step.

The trap, beaver.

Beaver, Arnold, bye bye, Jay.

Beaver, trees, plants, that's what I'll do.

Hello, can I help you?

Oh, here.

Oh, OK, yeah.

What's that?

You OK?

Come on, come on in.

What seems to be the trouble?

Well, I got out this morning and I was running a little

day for work, you know?

Yeah.

The plants were making all these demands and screaming to be

watered, you know?

And I recently broke up with my boyfriend.

So I've been a little bit on edge anyway.

And I just--

You-- you didn't?

Yeah, I--

Are you going to be--

Wait, are you telling that you beat your plants?

Listen, it is not all my fault.

I mean, I come from a very long line of plant

batters and they warn me that this could happen in the

acronym or not a stress.

Oh, excuse me.

Yeah, one sec, Josh.

OK.

I have to get the phone.

Yeah.

Why don't you wait in there?

Take your path.

I'll be right with you.

No, I don't--

I don't think you should give this to me.

I'll be OK.

It'll be OK.

Just wait in there and I'm--

I'm just going to talk to myself and I want to get the phone.

OK.

Don't be long.

I don't think you should leave me alone.

No, no, no.

You'll be OK.

You'll be fine.

I'll be right there.

Here I am.

Bye.

Bye.

My dad will be right with you.

OK.

Yeah, well, how are you doing?

Huh?

No, no.

Well, I don't want you to work too hard.

I mean, I want you to save some of that for me.

Ooh.

Help.

Huh?

What?

Help.

Who's that?

Jeffrey and I lost.

Jeffrey?

OK.

Jeffrey?

Don't panic.

I'll say right here.

All right.

Jeffrey, now keep talking to me.

Talk to me so I know where you are.

OK?

All right.

Jeffrey?

Talk to me.

Are you there?

Yeah.

OK, well, now, time will fade you in.

First, first, ready?

One of my favorite, just to get you a release off on the eye.

OK.

Don't plan.

Don't fear.

You're off.

All right, I see you.

I got you gravel, gravel.

Just go ahead.

Just show this.

Guys, who's boss?

That's off.

All right, hold on.

All right, daylight.

I'm seeing daylight.

All right, Jeffrey, we're almost there.

See the couch.

OK.

We're coming up to the couch.

All right.

OK.

All right.

Don't panic.

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Yeah.

OK.

All right.

OK.

Just stop that.

No.

No.

Josh, can't you see I'm busy?

Yeah, I know.

Hold on.

Daddy, can I have the keys to the car?

Josh, can't you see them in a while?

Hold on, baby.

OK.

Hey, look, don't be like your sister, OK?

Come back.

You kid.

Oh, aren't you, my son?

Hmm?

No.

Yeah, listen, uh, it's this evening.

Dinner.

Uh-huh.

Lappatee to Portion.

Go easy on the wine, lady.

You're only 14 years old.

Look how tired.

What are you even doing?

You're from Cuba.

Make it in the island.

Oh, wow.

What a day.

Three shootings.

Avadon Scabolo in the morning.

Then I had this real door fall after my ear.

Must have taken a million rolls of film

for this one stupid perfume.

Liza, I need you.

You're very important to me.

I know.

And if you've got innocence and wisdom,

you accept me for what I am.

You like a--

You like a child?

I mean, I'm a 14-year-old bimbo.

[LAUGHS]

No, I hate just nothing to do with it,

but I can show you a whole new world.

And I've old, uh, Rockford files.

Sushi?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boring.

Well, then, uh, maybe like to, um, see the Pavarani concert.

Yeah.

It's a fast-finder double feature playing downtown.

No shit.

Still?

Well, there's a kiss concert at the garden.

Give me a break, Jason.

Liza, what do you want to do?

Liza, I'll tell you.

You got to understand what I've been going through.

Sometimes this happens to guys like me at times like this.

I've had it with guys like you.

It would have done better seeing that fast-binder flick.

But I'm going to be much better.

I'm going to be fantastic.

Probably had too much wine to drink.

My life is all messed up.

You're kidding.

You know, I think I'm going to make my parents send me

to a Catholic school.

And then I could go to a secretary of college.

And then I could get a job.

And then I could get married.

And I could have kids.

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Come on, Liza.

Where you going?

Jason.

Let's face it.

You're imputed.

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Can you get it?

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Hi.

Hello, Jason.

Hello, Jason.

Susan.

Sorry to barge in on you like this, but I only have a minute.

Oh, you want to come in?

It's all right.

I just wanted to come by and tell you

that you were right about changing and growing myself.

You look fantastic.

Yes, I've done quite well in business.

As a matter of fact, I'm president of Union Car Buy.

There you go.

You see, that's what happens when you really want to do

what you have to do, whether you want to or not.

Yeah, I just had this natural flair for running major chemical

corporations.

Can't help it.

Yeah.

But I haven't forgotten you and your needs, Jason.

No, no.

That's why I want you to have my baby.

Huh?

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Oh, I made a mistake.

Forgot to bring my diaphragm through the OPEC conference

in Caracas last summer.

Susan, couldn't you get an abortion?

Jason, you know how it is when you're a top level executive.

There's no time.

My gotta got to make this fly to Geneva.

You know how the Swiss are about time.

Telling kids all right.

I haven't heard from Josh or Jennifer lately.

Oh, yeah.

OK, bye, Susan.

What's its name?

Is it a boy?

Girl or what?

Name, Susan.

It's name, Susan.

What's it up, Susan?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

What's it up?

Hey, you forgot to tell me that kid's name.

Oh, oh, oh, God.

Oh, geez, I don't know.

If it's a boy, I guess I like the name Adam.

But if it's a girl, well, I guess I like the name right.

Rachel, I don't know.

That was my grandmother's name.

She also wanted to be named Sarah.

So how do you know?

Well, it's your grandmother's name, Mind Stay on it.

It's your stay if it looks like a David.

No, it's Jason, but I think I would--

I'd be willing to change it.

[SCREAMING]

Oh, it's just people down there.

Want to come up with tea?

I got to find out what kind of kid I got.

Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here.

Boy, you probably think I'm some kind of 110 sled.

Oh, no.

Oh, I'm a much bigger person than that.

I think it's beautiful that you're here.

It's only put a little mood music on.

Ah, that's my kid.

I'll be right there.

I think you're going to like this one.

Oh, yeah.

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Well, I'm very, very as people.

I'm a cat person.

I think it's really great that we can get to share this experience together.

Oh, I'm a book person.

Oh, I am a visual person.

I'm feeling really good about myself.

I think it's great that we can get to know each other like this.

Oh, yeah.

So much.

I wanted to see.

I see.

I see.

That's why I went to Morocco where I married Abdul.

What you got to start with yourself?

Oh, and it's in divorce.

But then I met class Max husband.

Yeah.

And he was the spyochemist who was running this new standing unit.

Yeah, his lies are my girlfriend.

She was a high school sophomore.

I was doing a book report working for a school of--

And I was a high chef.

I was a high chef.

Beginning to happen.

I was a great sending.

And I was having an affair with this photographer.

I divorced class and married two soon.

Oh, Sean.

I think I'm beginning to grow.

And then first, Bruce Max husband, he told me I have more feelings than you and the other.

She was away quite far.

I was crazy.

You know, the next turn one of the books.

She was out of you when you brought her.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

That was fantastic.

Fantastic.

Ah.

Ah.

You guys figure it?

Sure.

Sure.

Let me just--

Sure.

Sure.

Oh.

Oh.

There we go.

Oh boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah, ah.

Ah.

How was you?

How did you like to go see it?

Ah, fast mind there.

Oh.

That's it.

And that's what I call movie.

I don't know, you've got to get into this again.

It's like four.

You can't get enough of that fast mind.

It's fantastic.

It's extraordinary.

We're going.

I'm going to go.

Listen, I think I love you.

Listen, what do we want to get?

Oh, we have right now.

Sure.

Come on, I've got to get it.

Let's go.

Let's get it.

Take it.

Take it.

Hey, come on, we're not going to get run over.

Take it.

Take it.

Take it.

I'll see you.

Hey, take it.

Now just take them.

Yeah, you're sure.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

It's not there in the street.

Now look, I want you to be quiet.

Okay?

Because if I'm going to take care of you, you've got to be quiet.

We'll get a hand on and on.

Let me go.

Hold it for now.

I'll get on the fastest range.

[GASPING]

Can I get rid of you?

I'm not going to get on the fastest.

Get on the fastest way.

Oh, no.

Taxi.

I got to go.

I'm so happy.

Well, I know you're happy.

What about me?

I thought you were happy.

Chase, and you've got to give me the freedom to be unsure of myself.

And you've got no right to be sure that you're happy.

Well, I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I'm sure you're happy.

I know you're happy.

What about me?

I thought you were happy.

Chase, and you've got to give me the freedom to be unsure of myself.

And you've got no right to be sure that you're happy.

When I'm not sure that I'm happy.

Oh, yeah.

I understand what you mean.

Maybe we should call it quits.

I mean, we haven't seen each other for two whole days.

Fine.

I'll go get the door.

Is my husband in?

Jason, it's your wife.

Hi, Jason.

Well, hello again, Susan.

I'm going back to school.

Great.

I'm going to Berkeley to get my masters in urban reproductive recycling.

Terrific.

I'm ready to raise the kids again.

I'm ready for a change myself.

Good.

So where's Josh and Jeffrey?

And where's Jennifer?

My wife's back.

We think she may be somewhere in Brooklyn.

Brooklyn?

Jason, where am I, kid?

Well, to pay the truth, I'm not really sure.

But I think they may be out finding themselves.

You know, growing, growing.

They're out, growing.

But they'll be fine.

I'm sure they're going to be terrific.

And the baby's still here.

And Judy's still here.

Judy, Judy, come on in here.

Oh, hi, Mom.

Judy, my baby.

Guess what?

We're going to California.

Did you say you were heading for Berkeley?

Can I catch a ride with you just as far as Boulder?

Sure.

Oh, I hear Boulder Colorado.

It's going to be the next video tape capital of America.

Well, goodbye, Jason.

Goodbye, Jason.

Goodbye, Danny.

Susan, Susan, just a second.

Yeah?

I'm just excited.

I'm not happy.

I'm going to run for the Senate.

So I'm going to need a kid, preferably one that can talk.

For interviews, it's going to be good for my image.

I'll take Judy.

I like Judy.

I'll flip before.

Are you crazy?

Oh, come on.

I'll flip before.

You're crazy.

I'll flip before.

Susan, taking a chance is part of growing.

All right.

Oh, hey, James.

Excuse me, sir.

Do you have a coin?

No.

We want to flip for our daughter.

We're going to go to the corner.

Wait, get it back.

Ready?

We got it.

Hands.

Growing myself.

I know that I'm okay growing myself.

Getting better every day.

Now I see my life before me.

Everyone will just look to me because I'm free growing myself.

To be me.

Oh.

Oh, I'm crazy.

Oh, I'm crazy.

I'm crazy.

[MUSIC]

It seems like it was only a few days ago when it started.

In fact, it was only a few days ago.

I was just out of college, but I could have get a job.

I was desperate.

Ready to do anything to survive.

[MUSIC]

These guys really slay me.

All I could get me was 50 bucks for the night.

But don't worry about it.

They're big business people and hot shows.

They'll be very good for your career.

Besides, you'll get big tits.

I mean, big tips.

That's why I'm seeing my own gigs.

I'm humorous.

Thank you.

All right.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Mr. Randall Dazzo.

Here's that sweet treat y'all been waiting for.

Here's Miss Terry Dow.

[MUSIC]

Oh, I got it.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

Come on, come on, come on.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

That's it.

Hot or bad?

A lot?

A lot of bad.

What a bad.

What a bad.

What a bad.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Walter Steele and his dairy executive friends taught me a brutal lesson.

A lesson that would change my life forever.

I learned what a butterbang was.

My innocence had been broken by a harmless stick of butter, and

I vowed to break the man who broke me.

[MUSIC]

Good morning, Paul Everest.

I'm Dominique Cossaire.

I've been waiting for you.

Excuse me, Miss.

I just realized we'll do them out later.

Are you sure, Paul?

Well, Dominique.

Cossaire.

Dominique Cossaire, what can I do for you?

Teach me, Marjorie.

I want to know everything there is to know about Marjorie.

Everything, but is that all?

My dear child, Marjorie is a ruthless industry.

It's no place for a woman.

But you've never met a woman like me.

[SOUND]

[BLANK_AUDIO]

[SOUND]

Joyce.

Yes, sir.

I'm interviewing Ms. Cossaire, please hold on my calls.

Yes, sir.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Welcome to Hong Kong, Mr. Eu.

Yes, sir.

Nice to see you.

This is my associate, Ms. Cossaire.

Ms. Cossaire, welcome to Hong Kong.

Thank you.

You never presentation for you.

Oh.

The excitement of my introduction to Marjorie was so thick,

you cut it with a knife.

Oh, it's fascinating.

Oh, yes, I know.

It's almost impossible to believe that it was once the beer pie product of the lowly pitiful soybean.

That's unbelievable.

Yes, I know.

Got my darling.

This thing.

No longer an insignificant little bean, a wholesome and nutritious smooth stuff known all over the world.

Ideal for all forms of cooking and making delicious sandwiches.

Perfect for snacks on toast.

I'm sorry, I get all carried away.

[MUSIC]

Someday, somehow, we'll have an answer to the most part.

Can we make a margarine that tastes better than butter?

In which we will.

I love you.

I believe you.

And distribution has always been our greatest problem.

Of course, we have computers today to do all the dirty work.

I'm not boring you.

Am I doing?

Oh, no.

I feel as if margarine is not a good thing.

I feel as if margarine has been in my blood forever.

Well, it's been a long day.

And I've taught you almost everything I know about margarine.

Let's take a break.

Oh, Paul.

That's beautiful.

Oh.

Get along to my father.

I want you to have it.

Ah.

Ah.

It's beautiful.

That's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

That's beautiful.

That's beautiful.

[LAUGHS]

Captain Blake, change in flight plan.

Do South.

Central pay.

[LAUGHS]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh, Paul.

Darling, don't please don't stop.

[LAUGHS]

Paul.

Why don't you stop?

[LAUGHS]

Um, I'm having a heart attack, Dominique.

Oh, we've been a call a doctor.

No time, let me talk.

From the moment we met, I knew it would be you.

You are like me.

You do have margarine in your veins.

Now, Paul, you're not going to die.

You're not going to die.

Oh, shut up.

You're a little funny face.

[LAUGHS]

I can't move.

I have a massive heart attack and a coronary and a cold.

[LAUGHS]

Listen to me, in my attache case.

[LAUGHS]

Ownership papers for Everest Marjor

and I've signed the presidency over to you.

Huh.

Huh.

Oh, my darling.

No, don't try to talk, darling.

You must conserve your energy.

No, no, it doesn't matter anymore.

I love you.

I love you so, Dominique.

[LAUGHS]

But I'm dying.

[LAUGHS]

I leave you with massive responsibilities.

[LAUGHS]

And a limited expense account.

Only you can lead Everest Marjor and into the future,

all the rest of my family are weekly and the generous.

I hate Marjor.

I will, Paul.

I will, to just give me a chance.

Now, is this legal or do we need witnesses?

[LAUGHS]

I'm a notary.

Get my sealants in the bag.

I always travel with them.

Right.

You, him, buddy.

The very spirit of Everest.

Marjor, I'm really going now.

Oh, no, wait, just a minute.

Just one minute, all right?

No.

OK.

Oh, oh.

Just one more real fast.

OK.

OK.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, ouch.

Oh, oh.

[LAUGHS]

Oh.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This document is perfectly legal.

It's a new president and chief executive officer of Everest

Marjor in.

Is Dominic Coz here?

Dominic.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Everest Marjor has many new worlds to conquer and many new

frontiers to explore.

And I think I need some new clothes, so if you'll excuse me.

My condolences to the immediate family.

I missed Paul.

We'd shared many wonderful minutes together, but he was dead.

And I needed someone to help me gain my revenge.

Congratulations, Miss Courser.

My name is Jeff Steele.

I'm here representing the butter industry.

And now that poor Mr. Everest is gone, I thought

that the industries could learn to live together.

Why not?

Margaret and Butter have to code this, don't we?

There's room for both of us.

That's why I'm on the board of Everest, Marjor.

Even though your father Walter Steele is head of universal dairy?

You know my father?

I met him once at a party with some friends with him.

My father lives in the past.

He refuses to recognize anything but butter, milk, and cream.

I've wanted to merge with every sergeant for years, but the old bastard won't listen.

But if my father were out of the way, then butter and milk could merge with.

Marjor in another non-dairy creamers, the possibilities are enormous.

Aren't they, though?

Hello.

I did it.

You did what?

I did it.

My father had this deadly amazon Indian vlog on that shoots poison darts.

It was over in seconds.

I got him while he was eating dessert.

We can merge.

Butter and Marjor and you and me.

Don't be a fool.

I have no intention of merging with anyone.

This conversation is being taped.

The police should be there any minute.

You're kidding. I know you're only kidding. You don't mean that, Tommy.

You can't do this to me.

You're a cold-blooded murderer, Jeffy.

You stop calling me, Tommy.

Dominique?

Where'd we're at?

Me.

Yeah.

Thank you for us.

I love her.

I love her.

I love her.

That's right.

Good meeting you.

Here.

Now, I wanted to break the butter business and make Marjor and even bigger and better than butter.

Thank you.

Kessler.

I want you to buy universal dairy outright.

We can use it as collateral to buy controlling interest in the five other big dairy companies.

I want to hold them all.

So do it by tonight.

That's right, Kessler, by tonight.

Oh, and tell all the factory managers that they're no longer making butter or any other dairy product.

They're making Marjor and Oaming Marjor.

Thank you.

I was now ready to meet Nixos Noxos, the wealthiest Greek tycoon on earth.

I am Noxos.

Maybe it's my son, Nicki.

Yes, sir.

I am Mrs. Noxos.

I am Dominique Corsaire.

And I don't like your shoes.

Dominique Corsaire.

What a woman you are.

[LAUGHTER]

Come.

We.

I have eaten.

But first I must change.

Noxos owns everything.

Oil, shipping, metals.

You see this little silver and nail clippers?

Noxos owns them.

That's not why I'm here, Noxos.

You are here because you own the butter.

And because you own every Greek coffee shop in the free world,

or we will do business Noxos.

But I'm taking butter off the market.

From now on, you'll serve nothing but Marjor.

[LAUGHTER]

What a woman you are doing in Nixos.

Come.

We break things.

[LAUGHTER]

Darling?

[LAUGHTER]

Come Dominique Corsaire.

We dance.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello, my dear gentlemen.

What a step.

What a step.

Yes, you're quite a step.

What a step.

When Noxos dances, the God's dead.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come Dominique Corsaire.

We go to Rome and make love.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Rome is so beautiful.

Dominique Corsaire.

You speak like a poet.

I want to make love again.

I want to marry you.

Yes, you already are married.

[LAUGHTER]

I can't get married anytime I want.

I am Noxos.

I make my own rules.

Noxos can marry 50 women.

Noxos can marry a chair.

Come.

We go back home to my island in Greece.

We get married.

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You may not kiss the bride.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I got to know Noxos wife and his son, Nicholas.

Nicholas was throbbing violently on the brink of manhood.

Helena was a woman scorned.

Watch him.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I knew Noxos would soon discard me the way he discarded Helena.

I had to have vanished myself in advance.

This thing we have done, is it wrong, Mother?

I'm not your mother, Nicholas.

But you married my father, Mother?

Yes, but you're not my son.

Your father's other wife is your mother.

You are your mother's son.

All I know is that I love you and that I want you to marry me, Mother.

I'm not your mother, Nicholas.

My husband, your wife, your son.

What is this?

What is this?

I have made love with your son, my husband.

You are my wife.

The Helena is your wife.

I am your other wife.

I am sorry, Father.

She is my mother.

My wife is also your mother's son.

What?

Why do you do this?

Because I wanted to.

You wanted to.

I wanted to.

Only I'm not.

I can make love to my own son.

I am Greek.

But no, I cannot.

It's wrong.

I will send her.

I will send her.

I cannot give you.

I love you.

I will still use.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

I may still want to make love to you late, if you are my son.

Not so much, still someone.

I will kill your mother.

I'll have a son.

I'm going to be here.

I'm going to go.

You thought me, you warned me.

You made her my heart.

You thought me, you warned me.

You thought you were me forever.

Why?

Your son has made love to my wife.

Someone must die for this.

You are the only one we could think.

I have done it.

What?

What have you done?

Noxos was convicted of murder.

His final request was to be executed on his private golf course in Monte Carlo.

Oh, shoot.

Why?

Feet.

I inherited the vast empire of Noxos.

Any ordinary college graduate would have been happy.

But I still yearned for something money and power couldn't buy.

Go on, Dr. Kleiner.

As you know, I've been experimenting with my labor toys.

Yesterday, by mistake, I brought some experimental project into my mother in the hospital.

Is something wrong?

She has cancer.

She has 100, 7 years old.

There is in her home by her bed, a collect television set.

The collect television tube arrayed the idea the experimental margin before she aided.

Today, I went back to see her.

She was laughing on singing, on dancing on her hand to home.

When she had a strength to pick up her bed and throw it at the nurse, she is cured.

You mean you are.

If people will only eat our margin, one watch television can't simply be cured.

Then Courserle Industries has found a cure for cancer.

Thank you, Dr. Kleiner.

Be the shed.

That'll be all.

Dr. Kleiner.

You're one.

Would this bring the happiness that had eluded me for a day and a half?

A few hours ago, the world had no cure for cancer.

Now, thanks to margin, we do.

It is with sincere pride that I accept the most coveted award in Western civilization.

The Nobel Prize.

And I thank you for awarding it to me out of season.

All America is so proud of you, Dominique.

Thank you, Mr. President.

If it wouldn't be too much to ask, I would certainly like a sample of your cancer cure for my mother.

I'd be most happy to give you anything you want, Mr. President.

Funny, I was going from a Greek tycoon to a president of the United States.

Usually it's the other way around.

How do you like this flat?

It wants blown to king Gustav of Sweden.

It's beautiful.

Robert, darling, why don't you tell me what you really think?

What you feel?

I love you, Dominique.

I have 20 mistresses, but I don't need any of them anymore.

You've given me more than any woman could possibly give.

I want to marry you.

You're already married.

I have a surprise for you.

Just a small token of my love.

It's a replica of the presidential seal in golden precious gems.

Let me help you put it around your neck.

Oh, no.

I'll put it on later.

Do you like it?

I love it.

It's really beautiful.

Yes.

It'll help you.

Yeah.

It'll help you.

It's a daisy.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Mr. President,

Mr. President, you look in good.

Congratulations, Angeladist marriage.

And this must be the little woman.

It must be wonderful being president.

You remember my wife, the First Lady of course?

Hello.

How do you do?

How do you do?

This is our guest of honor, Dominique Cossaire.

Aute.

Well done.

Hello.

Oh, Washington is delighted to give this party a new honor.

You're a fantastic woman.

Good evening, ladies.

Thank you.

First lady.

Hello.

When you have a moment, I'd like a word with you.

Oh, I have the second dance free.

Your husband and I have to do the first one for the photographer's.

You know, good evening.

Good evening.

Nice to see you.

See, my husband looks more relaxed.

I want him to be happy.

And you, Lucille.

Are you happy?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

I feel happy with you.

And I with you.

[LAUGHTER]

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States, his wife and his girlfriend.

[APPLAUSE]

Ladies and gentlemen, the press, please be seated.

It's good to see you all here once again.

You all know my wife, Lucille, are first lady.

At this time, she has an announcement of some national importance.

[APPLAUSE]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have come to a decision, which I believe will aid my husband in becoming

the greatest president the United States has ever had and in turn will help our country to realize

it's destiny of greatness.

I have decided that it is my duty to relinquish my role as wife of the president as

the president.

And I am first lady.

And to you, those honors and responsibilities to his girlfriend, Dominique Corsier, the woman

I love.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

Three days ago, I was a lonely college graduate without a job, without love, without

money, without success.

And now, I am the most powerful woman in the world.

But am I really happy?

Damn right, I'm happy.

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I suppose you all heard about the driver's license killer, the guy who puts her Xerox copy of his driver's license and

the bodies of all the women he's murdered.

Many of you guys got knee leads, and he clues.

>> Two h's.

>> Ideas and anything.

Yes, Officer Filoni.

>> Officer Brent Filoni.

>> Why don't we just get his name and address all his driver's license?

>> This young officer here apparently thinks this is a big, so I'm here.

This is real life, Filoni.

Walking in the DA's office, whatever it is like that, those shit in your holster.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Why big skoo, they gotta take a sh*t.

[LAUGH]

>> Hi everybody.

>> I guess that's it.

>> That's it.

>> Thank you for driving.

>> Thank you for driving.

>> I treated an arpatrol bar for a video type machine.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Because I walked the guy's name last thing, it's now the guy who called his driver to

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [LAUGH]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [SOUND]

>> Look over there.

Look at that man, he looks like he's not feeling very well.

>> Stan, can I get out the sheep he needs any help?

>> I don't give a damn old kid.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> This is exciting.

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> How you doing, pal?

>> How does it look like I'm doing, man?

>> Wow.

>> This is fantastic.

>> Yeah, you're my first confrontation?

>> Yeah, that's lucky me.

>> Mm-hm.

>> Say it, what do you got?

>> Oh, they wouldn't feel my prescription.

>> No?

>> What's it for?

>> What's it for?

>> Caught drops.

>> Caught drops?

>> I woke up this morning.

I think it was this morning, but it could have been a couple weeks ago.

>> But I woke up this morning.

>> It was, uh, listen, you better come with me.

>> I don't know when it was, because I was a couple lines, you know.

>> Yeah, I mean.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> [LAUGH]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Too tight?

>> Yeah, that hurts.

Well, maybe we have some motion in the car.

>> Yeah, that would be real nice.

>> Yeah, good guy.

>> Here we go.

Excuse me, sir.

Here, let's go this way.

>> Hey, stay there, maybe do that.

>> What about my thumb?

>> So kind of dog is it?

>> Blue dog.

>> Blue dog.

>> Stay in, you better find this kind of dog.

>> I'll be very hot about that.

>> I'll be out with this dog.

>> It's a blue dog.

>> There aren't many blue dogs around.

>> That's for sure.

>> Untyable?

>> No.

>> So anyway, I got my masters in social welfare.

And at the same time, I got real active with the World Health Fund.

I also work with the International Symphony Guild on weekends.

You know what we're doing?

We're sending 10,000 local Mexican kids to a two-week Symphony Camp in Mexico City, where

they can learn music in a real Mexican setting.

Isn't that wonderful?

>> Fine, fine, fine.

Now I'm going to give you the first of the Gursky's laws.

Never throw water on a sleeping junkie.

>> Whoo!

What is it for?

>> I'm wet.

>> I'm wet.

>> I'm wet.

>> I'm wet.

>> I'm wet.

>> I'm wet.

>> We have a--

>> I'm sorry.

We have a 9/7, a 9/5 Caucasian, 5/4 3-inch.

>> Freshings will exceed well being thrown out of a car.

>> Stand!

They're killing that girl.

>> But that, let's go over to the sunset and talk to some more.

>> She's in the street.

>> Balconi.

Now I'm going to give you my law number two.

>> Never investigate anything where you might possibly have to get out of the car.

>> What's my joke?

>> I got this dog, you know, who was really messed up because he was doing some animal

>> I was trying to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> I'm going to get out of the car.

>> And he ran in the bedroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe.

>> Fuck me up, right?

>> So I may not be too high right now, but I'm clean.

>> Flake out, Max Flake out.

>> Nogursky's law number three.

>> Always call the car a vehicle around horse.

They get off on that.

>> Good evening, ladies.

Want to step over to the vehicle, please?

>> What's new, girls?

>> I was stabbed in the leg by an aircraft mechanic.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Some creep went and killed Stacy.

Left a zero out of his driver's license right on a face.

>> Man, that was weird, Stan.

>> [LAUGHTER]

>> Nice talk to you, girls.

We'll see you around.

>> Be careful.

>> All right.

>> 8-9-10 or 8-9-10 or 8-9-10 or 8-9-10 or 8-9-10 or 8-9-10 or what am I doing?

>> I'm going to hit the flash, okay?

>> Help yourself.

>> This is fantastic.

I can't tell you how excited I am to be riding with you.

>> I'm glad you're excited, but you know, I don't want to say anything,

but you could be a little boring, you know?

>> Really?

>> I like your enthusiasm, but you're boring.

And turn the damn flashes off.

>> You know he's right, man.

>> You are boring.

>> You're a real dry son.

>> I said, flank out.

>> Yeah, okay, man.

>> Good night.

>> Good night.

>> Good night.

>> Come on.

>> Good night, good night, man.

>> I like you.

>> Am I drag?

>> What?

>> Am I really boring?

>> No, you're okay.

It's just that he's a pain in the ass.

>> Don't you think you're too hard on the fella?

>> I said he's a pain in the ass.

>> At least I'm not boring.

>> Well, don't be too sure.

>> Code 412, code 412, break and sunset Boulevard.

Corner garden.

>> Freedom guitar.

[MUSIC]

>> The rescue's law number 4.

Never go near a music store that's been cut into within a settling torque.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

>> Hey, man, get out of my face.

>> I didn't know.

I didn't mean to be in your face.

Why don't we just pop over to my house, look around the garage.

I bet we can rig up a set of drums just for you.

[SOUND]

>> Stand.

Her little kid shot me.

[MUSIC]

>> Oh boy, bore you.

Double cream.

[MUSIC]

>> You see that?

>> We got it.

>> Things weren't always this bad, Falcone.

Back in the old days, people respected cops.

The ones that didn't, we busted their ribs and swapped them up.

But today, to fucking go out there.

>> Can't get back to him, can't arrest him.

As long as they don't come to feed me in my trolley dog to hell.

>> I still think somebody's got to care.

[SOUND]

>> It's getting for interrupting your lunch.

Officer Brent Falcone here.

If any of you would like to talk about this, I just want you to know.

>> I'm here to listen.

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

>> I mean, this is the one.

>> I mean, this is the one.

[SOUND]

>> Hold.

Nine, nine.

[SOUND]

>> Hold 666.

>> Somebody once you got a 40-13 Chandler.

>> And try to arrest Samuel Stockman.

>> 8-88, drivers' rights was killed, considered armed, and half-a-loys.

>> We're here.

40-13 Chandler.

[SOUND]

>> I, I, I'm Mr. Stockman.

>> Samuel Stockman.

>> This is the police.

[SOUND]

>> It's hard to touch, but it can't pass.

I got a lawyer.

I'm sick of kind of my climbing, harassing heckle by the police, and I am telling

someone to forever nick away, God.

Take it my wife, please.

>> I know that guy.

>> Fair.

>> I take my wife everywhere, but she finds a way home.

I said to my wife, where do you want to go beyond a voice or even?

She's only going to somewhere, never been before.

She's a try to catch him.

[SOUND]

>> You stand.

What do we do?

>> You heard him, the guy's got a lawyer.

[SOUND]

>> Stand.

>> Looks like a two-11 in there.

>> You better call for backup.

>> I'll go one of the bystanders.

>> One of those mothers could be in on a foul corny and blow your face away.

>> I've got it, you're on.

[SOUND]

>> Excuse me, excuse me, please.

Move back.

Move back.

Somebody can hear her, please.

Walk back.

[SOUND]

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me.

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

>> Hi honey, I've been shot again.

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> Honey, Brent, I'm leaving you.

Look at you.

Look at me.

Look at your son.

Look at the dog.

>> Yes.

>> Not just the dog, Brent.

>> Yes.

>> Cats all up and down the neighborhood.

I've been handcuffed by your son.

I don't know who you are anymore.

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> Jerry, do you see what's happening to us?

Look at this, look at this, you're starting to wear all the same ugly,

bargain basement garbage the other off duty cops wear.

>> [SOUND]

>> You ever see yourself in that stuff?

You look like a champ.

And look at me.

I don't want to wear blue anymore.

You know that, Brent?

Goodbye.

>> Standing.

>> We got a guy here, he's got a hatchet on the driver's license,

come on.

>> Hot tip.

>> I'll give you a hot tip.

>> Turn off your hearing aid anytime a stoolie wants to save you something.

Six to one, he's trying to save you down the river.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

>> I'm telling you, I'm just trying to make a deal.

>> Come on, Stan.

>> Come on, Stan.

>> How's the interrogation?

>> Yeah, that's a waste of time.

>> You're gonna be proud of me.

I think we've tracked this one.

>> Yeah, I'm proud enough of you.

I don't need this.

>> He calls himself...

>> Mousey.

>> No, kid.

Also known as Marvin Jerome, Milton James, Mark Lejong,

small-time chiseleder con man, likes to expose himself to household pets.

What's the new mousey?

>> I'm straight.

>> This is a new mousey.

>> I'm straight, Nickosky.

>> This is strictly legit.

>> No, that's psycho.

He came into my photocopying shop last week.

He came back again today.

Thanks.

>> No, I don't smoke mimples.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

>> I think that psycho's ready to strike again.

>> You do?

>> That's an interest in theory, Masey.

>> If you wanted to do some more copies of that virus license,

I made for him last week.

I said, no way, pal.

You ain't getting nothing.

>> And then he said, he's going to start murdering women again.

This afternoon, Maple and Chandler.

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> Excuse me.

>> What?

>> I'm off to the friend, Falcone.

May I see some identification, please?

>> I'll give you a copy of my driver's license.

>> Okay.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Damn it.

>> [SOUND]

>> Can I help you?

>> [SOUND]

>> Thank you.

[SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> You're going to have to come with me.

>> Where are you going?

You're innocent to prove and guilty.

[MUSIC]

>> Welcome home.

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> Wow.

What a trip.

[MUSIC]

>> How about we grab a sandwich, my tree.

[MUSIC]

>> Get a hold of yourself.

>> Get a hold of yourself.

>> Don't try anything funny.

>> I know how to handle this thing.

>> Sure you do.

>> Hey, Brad, you better watch out, man.

That guy is nuts.

He's wiped out.

He does a lot of dope.

>> You play?

>> Don't try anything funny.

>> [SOUND]

>> Classical upon.

>> [SOUND]

>> Folk probably.

>> That's great.

So do I.

>> Hear that.

>> [LAUGH]

>> What's your favorite song?

>> I don't know.

>> Well, it's a thing.

>> [SOUND]

>> Do you don't feel this?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Listen to this.

[MUSIC]

>> Feel this.

>> Nothing more than feeling.

>> Trying to focus.

>> [MUSIC]

>> Feeling so loud.

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> You know, I hear they got a pretty good band up in the state prison.

What do you say?

I just come up and visit with you.

We could jam together.

>> Yes.

>> I know about guys like you.

Somewhere along the line to go long term.

All you need is a little support, a little direction.

You'll be back doing your own thing.

Maybe you'll even have your own band.

>> Feeling all of my level feeling.

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>> Meanwhile, I'd be happy to keep an eye on your place.

You know, water the plants, get a cleaning lady in their bones in a while.

>> It's really no sweat.

>> Hey, just leave me a extra set of keys in the kitchen.

>> That is.

>> If you can trust a cop.

>> If I can trust a cop.

>> If I can trust a cop.

>> I can't trust the cops.

>> I can't trust the cops.

I can't trust the cops.

>> You shouldn't have done that, Mrs. Dutton.

>> That does it.

That does it.

What do I have to do to get through you guys, huh?

I mean, what the fuck do I have to do?

I go around busting my balls for you, huh?

>> This is what I get.

>> Will you get this?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Where do we go wrong?

>> You might mean they can give you enough love.

>> Let me give you some love.

Here's some love.

>> [LAUGH]

>> When I little more love.

>> All right.

>> Do you believe this guy's stand?

>> I was going to take care of this place.

>> I was going to look after him.

>> I was even going to give him a job with the band.

>> Well, you don't fucking deserve no job with the band, man.

You probably couldn't even play for a shit, you know that?

You couldn't even watch out for a shit.

You're singing sucks, you know that?

It sucks, it sucks, it sucks.

>> [LAUGH]

[SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> Really sucked.

>> [SOUND]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

>> Hey, how ya, Brent?

>> [SOUND]

>> Ow.

>> Ow.

Ow.

[MUSIC]

>> Hey kid.

Don't take it so hard.

Everybody shoots somebody sometime.

It's a cop's life.

[MUSIC]

>> Car 711, a 1211 family, this viewed at 711, 1211, 12th street.

>> Yeah, that's a great idea.

>> [SOUND]

>> It's better and better, better, better.

>> [SOUND]

>> It's your turn, it's there.

>> What?

>> What?

>> It's your turn.

>> My turn, I've got seniority.

>> I don't give a shit.

>> Come on.

>> Get out of the car.

>> What?

>> Get out of the fucking car.

>> All right.

>> All right.

>> Give me my cap.

>> Come on.

>> [SOUND]

>> That's not funny.

>> Number one.

>> Let me go to the gate.

>> You're a girl.

>> You're a girl.

>> You gotta go.

>> You gotta go.

>> People, that you can't get lost.

>> Are you crazy?

>> Are you crazy?

>> [SOUND]

>> No, baby.

>> [SOUND]

>> All right, break it up, break it up.

Don't shoot me, I'm here to help you.

>> Oh, okay.

>> [SOUND]

>> Wow, somebody woke me up.

>> I think cops are going to get in bomb.

>> Guys, I think that's so safe there.

>> I think I'm coming on a salacid after the 1967.

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