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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,288 --> 00:00:01,757 (intense dramatic music) 2 00:00:01,757 --> 00:00:02,850 - Mega's gonna kill you, 3 00:00:02,850 --> 00:00:04,928 so no matter what happens, you gotta stay in the cell. 4 00:00:04,928 --> 00:00:06,847 - (whimpers) I have to stay in the cell. 5 00:00:06,847 --> 00:00:07,787 - Gotta stay in the cell. 6 00:00:07,787 --> 00:00:09,598 - I have to stay in the, wait a minute. 7 00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:11,248 The only way to stay safe 8 00:00:11,248 --> 00:00:12,227 is stay in the cell. 9 00:00:12,227 --> 00:00:13,060 You gonna look after me? 10 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,160 (door slamming) (inmates chatting) 11 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,413 - You're leaving the cell. 12 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,100 - Oh my god. 13 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,666 (Mobeen whimpering) 14 00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:23,668 - Pathetic. 15 00:00:23,668 --> 00:00:26,501 (dramatic music) 16 00:00:28,693 --> 00:00:33,693 - And that's when I knew every choice has consequences. 17 00:00:36,646 --> 00:00:37,920 Oh, Mega. 18 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,360 You're good, my brother? 19 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,590 - I will be. 20 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:42,834 When I get my hands on Mobeen. 21 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,760 But he never leaves his cell. 22 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,530 You've gotta get him to leave his cell, chippy. 23 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,390 - I'm running outta favors, Mega. 24 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:51,390 - You run outta favors when I say you run out of favors. 25 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,562 This fucking toenail. 26 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:58,500 (tense music) 27 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,380 (Mega grunts) 28 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,830 Excuse me for minute, Chippy. 29 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:07,460 (toenail squelching) 30 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:14,280 That's how you deal with irritating little bastards. 31 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,882 You get them out. 32 00:01:15,882 --> 00:01:17,175 You know what I mean? 33 00:01:17,175 --> 00:01:18,008 - Yeah. 34 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:22,810 - Get Mobeen out of his cell 35 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,783 and bring him to me. 36 00:01:27,615 --> 00:01:31,063 (tense dramatic music) 37 00:01:31,063 --> 00:01:32,430 - You see this game you're playing, yeah? 38 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,930 It's putting me in mortal danger. 39 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:35,605 - You love the madness, Moonpig. 40 00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:37,225 - I do not. 41 00:01:37,225 --> 00:01:38,880 - Oh, there's a one in six chance of you actually dying, 42 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,080 and they're pretty good odds. 43 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:40,980 - Listen to me, eh? 44 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:43,170 I'm not some plump yet yet fat sexy stallion 45 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,520 whose life you're betting on, okay? 46 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,710 If something happens to me, then you, 47 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,429 you've got the blood of a brown man on your hands. 48 00:01:48,429 --> 00:01:50,460 - Yeah, it won't be the first time. 49 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:53,070 Relax, you're with an officer, you'll be fine. 50 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,470 - Every time I come out here, you facilitate me 51 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:58,687 getting spanked within an inch of my life every day. 52 00:01:58,687 --> 00:02:00,397 "Yeah, Mobeen, you love it. 53 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:01,457 "You love it." 54 00:02:01,457 --> 00:02:02,290 (Mobeen imitates whip cracking) 55 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,123 (Mobeen moans) 56 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:03,956 - You're giving me tingles. 57 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,040 - Uh-uh. 58 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,510 - Look, just make sure you have a nice little chat 59 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:09,880 with Memory Stick so we can get to calm, all right? 60 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,438 - What the fuck am I supposed to talk to him about? 61 00:02:11,438 --> 00:02:12,400 Avril Lavigne? 62 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,233 - You what? 63 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,066 - Yeah. 64 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:15,157 That's what Shady says he's into, man. 65 00:02:15,157 --> 00:02:16,792 - Shady's a mad lad. 66 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:19,290 - He's a mad lad, but he's my mad lad. 67 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,093 - I love Asian uncles and aunties. 68 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:23,580 - All of them? 69 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,900 Even the Tory ones? 70 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:25,830 - Are they even Asian? 71 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,270 - Yes. 72 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,103 Good. 73 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:29,063 That's why I was thinking, as well. 74 00:02:29,063 --> 00:02:29,896 I think they're like the bad guys 75 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:30,840 at the end of "Scooby Doo". 76 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:35,430 They just grab them brown masks and send them all to Rwanda. 77 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,260 - And reveal the many faces of Satan. 78 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,093 - Harsh. 79 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:40,488 On Satan. 80 00:02:40,488 --> 00:02:41,321 (bright music) 81 00:02:41,321 --> 00:02:42,154 I really like you. 82 00:02:42,154 --> 00:02:43,707 Did I ever tell you that? 83 00:02:43,707 --> 00:02:46,997 ? Through with you ? 84 00:02:46,997 --> 00:02:49,410 - Memory Stick's last checkup's our last chance. 85 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,960 - We get him to cooperate now, everything's patted. 86 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:55,260 - Hello, Doc. 87 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,060 I need a few minutes with Colin Bigginson. 88 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,260 - He's had his last checkup, 89 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:01,710 and Officer Sajid personally escorted him back to his cell. 90 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:02,543 - Bloody Sajid. 91 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:03,780 I'll throttle the little pillock. 92 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:05,257 - I could still do Mobeen, 93 00:03:05,257 --> 00:03:06,773 if you just give us some space. 94 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:11,243 Take a seat, Mobeen. 95 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:12,600 - [MOBEEN] Thank you. 96 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,400 - How's the eye getting on? 97 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,233 Look up for me. 98 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,066 - Okay. 99 00:03:16,066 --> 00:03:16,899 - Watch out for his breath. 100 00:03:16,899 --> 00:03:18,480 It once made a cat faint. 101 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,700 - That's a unique beside manner, 102 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,603 but I like it. 103 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:23,730 - Why are you here? 104 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:25,460 I told you I don't want you here. 105 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:26,370 - I won't be here long. 106 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:27,660 - Why? 107 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,520 - Nida's got me a proper placement. 108 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,960 - Tell him where it is. 109 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,730 - Sharjah in the UAE. 110 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,646 - Are you joking? 111 00:03:34,646 --> 00:03:36,313 You got her Sharjah? 112 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:40,210 Come on! (Aqsa giggles) 113 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:41,400 (laughs) I can't believe it. 114 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,233 When do you go? 115 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:43,066 - Tonight. 116 00:03:43,066 --> 00:03:43,899 - Huh? 117 00:03:43,899 --> 00:03:46,770 - Someone got COVID and dropped out last minute, so I'm in. 118 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:47,868 - Nah. 119 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:49,541 Don't, please don't go. 120 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:50,520 (Mobeen speaks foreign language) 121 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,494 - Hello, haramzada. - Uncle! 122 00:03:52,494 --> 00:03:53,327 What are you doing here? 123 00:03:53,327 --> 00:03:56,910 - Prison chaplain gives the last right to a dying man. 124 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:57,743 - Oh. 125 00:03:57,743 --> 00:03:59,870 - He can bet he's not getting any more sicker. 126 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,163 - Did you kill him? 127 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,080 - What are you doing here, 128 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,734 breast reduction surgery? 129 00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:09,624 - Breast reduction? 130 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,430 (speaks foreign language) breast reduction, excuse me. 131 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:14,550 I'm just getting checked out by Dr., 132 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:16,860 checked up by Dr. Nida medically. 133 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,270 It's all professional here. 134 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:19,233 - Kinky boy. 135 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:25,320 Aqsa, if you're going to UAE, I have one piece of advice. 136 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,153 - Yeah? 137 00:04:26,153 --> 00:04:28,740 - Go and visit Hajar Mountain caves. 138 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:29,573 - Huh? 139 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,110 - They're very beautiful. 140 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:33,360 Very dark and bad. 141 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,680 You must sleep in them. 142 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,090 - Don't sleep in them. 143 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:39,150 - Sleeping in caves never did me any harm, bastard. 144 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:40,004 (slaps face) 145 00:04:40,004 --> 00:04:43,254 (upbeat hiphop music) 146 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:55,853 - Mobeen! 147 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:02,123 Moonbeam! 148 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:03,750 - Oi, he's asleep. 149 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,550 Just like I was until you barged in. 150 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:10,973 - [OFFICER HARPER] Bastard! 151 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:11,806 Where is he? 152 00:05:11,806 --> 00:05:13,785 Mega's gonna batter him any second. 153 00:05:13,785 --> 00:05:15,314 (casual downtempo music) 154 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,104 - Yeah man, come on. 155 00:05:17,104 --> 00:05:17,970 (both screaming) 156 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,620 Hold it! 157 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,328 - What the fuck are you doing here? 158 00:05:21,328 --> 00:05:23,291 (Mobeen speaks foreign language) 159 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:24,124 Are you all right? 160 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:24,957 - Look, dahl. 161 00:05:26,356 --> 00:05:27,520 - Oh. 162 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,353 Dahl. 163 00:05:28,353 --> 00:05:30,343 - You scared the shit outta me, man. 164 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:32,850 I just wanna say thank you for sorting Aqsa's placement. 165 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,140 Please, may I sit down? 166 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:35,013 - Yeah, yeah. 167 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,800 How did you make this? 168 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,030 - Oh, it was the lads in the canteen. 169 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:45,863 I got them to make it. 170 00:05:45,863 --> 00:05:46,947 - And how did you get in here? 171 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,780 - The-the door was open. 172 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:50,130 - Mm, pretty sure the door was locked. 173 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:52,185 - I definitely didn't break in. 174 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,513 - Look, this is really nice, but, 175 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,189 is this Pot Noodle in here? 176 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:02,100 - Yeah, a bit. 177 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,680 - Listen, I don't know how to break this down to you, 178 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,220 but it would be unprofessional for me 179 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,933 to eat this pot, dahl. 180 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,210 - I'm sorry, I'll just go. 181 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,555 Nah, nah. 182 00:06:26,555 --> 00:06:28,163 (speaks foreign language) Thank you. 183 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,473 Oh. 184 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,600 - How does it taste? 185 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,210 - That tastes like (speaks foreign language) 186 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,548 (Nida laughs) 187 00:06:39,548 --> 00:06:42,900 (Mobeen sputters) 188 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,660 Obviously, this hasn't quite worked out, has it? 189 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:48,843 But in the real world, out there, 190 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,220 I would take you to get the best dahl on planet earth, yeah? 191 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:55,620 There's this place called Raja's Nicy Spicy. 192 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,460 - I've heard. 193 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,293 - What? 194 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,560 - I actually wanna go there. 195 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,840 - Yeah, well, I've just technically offered 196 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,673 to take you there. 197 00:07:01,673 --> 00:07:04,440 I'm out soon, so I mean, maybe? 198 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,030 When I'm out? 199 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:06,900 As friends? 200 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,370 - Do you know what? - Mm-hmm? 201 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,983 - As a friend, I'd be down with that. 202 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,231 - Okay. 203 00:07:13,231 --> 00:07:14,381 Good. 204 00:07:14,381 --> 00:07:16,130 (upbeat music) 205 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:17,640 - Well, well, well. 206 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,280 Turns out someone can leave their cell. 207 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,990 - Swear down. 208 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,343 Man like Mobeen. 209 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,487 - Curry, you want some of this? 210 00:07:28,392 --> 00:07:30,312 ? Sometimes I wanna leave it all ? 211 00:07:30,312 --> 00:07:31,880 ? Like I don't need it, y'all ? 212 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,713 ? Pack my bags ? 213 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,596 ? The white flag is leaning tall ? 214 00:07:34,596 --> 00:07:36,034 ? My people sad and mad ? 215 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:37,560 ? 'Cause I ain't even call ? 216 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,968 ? But when you're thinking like that ? 217 00:07:38,968 --> 00:07:41,157 ? Man I'll leave it all ? 218 00:07:41,157 --> 00:07:41,990 - We need to get that info 219 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,715 our of Memory Stick's head and into my hands. 220 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:44,700 (Governor Burn clears throat) 221 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,824 Listen, if I see one more scatter cushion in here, 222 00:07:46,824 --> 00:07:47,657 there'll be trouble. 223 00:07:47,657 --> 00:07:48,490 Boss. 224 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:49,323 - Mobeen. 225 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:51,840 Nathaniel. 226 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,920 I need your help. 227 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,910 - [MOBEEN] Nay, nay, nay. 228 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,650 Governor, you are not looking at our lulis 229 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:56,640 in the shower again. 230 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,693 - It's not that. 231 00:07:59,010 --> 00:07:59,843 It's Jamal. 232 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:02,043 He's in a bad way. 233 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:03,930 - Jamal's a good brother. 234 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,100 What's happened? 235 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,450 - He's refusing to leave his cell, 236 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:08,520 and he's threatening to hurt himself. 237 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,610 His wife says she's gonna stop him seeing the kids. 238 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,790 So what we need is a really brilliant trained listener 239 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,890 to go into his cell. 240 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,150 Somebody at the top of their game, 241 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:19,100 the best we've got. 242 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,790 And I'm looking at you, Mobeen. 243 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:27,572 Will you get on with it? 244 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:28,443 'Cause he needs you. 245 00:08:30,615 --> 00:08:33,219 (door opens) (inmates chatting) 246 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:35,636 (door slams) 247 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,780 - So, the thing is, if you spend time 248 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,150 sorting out Jamal, you can't get to Memory Stick, can you? 249 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,680 We are so close to getting Khan. 250 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,540 And if you run into Mega, he's gonna fuck you up. 251 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:46,950 - Forget about Mega for a minute. 252 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:48,000 Jamal needs help. 253 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,903 He needs our help. 254 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,270 - You're willing to put your neck on the line 255 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:53,790 for any old inmate, when you know Mega's out there 256 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:54,623 waiting for you? 257 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,210 - It's not any old inmate. 258 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:03,447 He's a good brother, and he needs my help. 259 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:10,304 (door opens) (inmates chatting) 260 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:13,128 - Don't look at me like that. 261 00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:14,343 (tense music) 262 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:15,176 - [INMATE 1] Mobeen! 263 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:16,009 Good luck, yeah? 264 00:09:16,009 --> 00:09:18,712 - All the best, yeah? - Good luck, Mobes! 265 00:09:18,712 --> 00:09:20,616 - [INMATE 2] You've got this, Mobeen! 266 00:09:20,616 --> 00:09:23,313 - [INMATE 3] Jamal needs you! 267 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,803 - [INMATE 4] Good luck out there! 268 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:42,570 - Yo. 269 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,550 - No, no, no! 270 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:46,740 Mega, stop bro. 271 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,060 - I beg your pardon, Chips? 272 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,510 - It's not about you and him. 273 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,980 It's about Jamal. 274 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:54,297 - Very honorable. 275 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:55,890 But I don't give a shit. 276 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,113 - [SAJID] Well, I give a shit. 277 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,770 - Oh. 278 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:02,603 Listen, little man. 279 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,950 - No, you listen to me, you big useless dosser. 280 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,500 - Ooh. 281 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,710 - You will get back to your cell immediately. 282 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,090 - Sorry, you must be out of your- 283 00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:14,330 - Shut your mouth. 284 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,786 I run this wing. 285 00:10:16,786 --> 00:10:18,367 You know what they say, don't ya, huh? 286 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,867 The bigger the lad, the smaller the brain. 287 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,603 (Mobeen speaks foreign language) 288 00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:27,510 - He's gonna fist your bunda into another universe. 289 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:29,940 - Go back to cell now, yeah? 290 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:30,773 You go. 291 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,120 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 292 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,237 Look at me, I'm a big hairy lun. 293 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,670 - You're gonna be sorry 294 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:43,890 for this little show you just put on, coco. 295 00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:45,030 - Yeah? 296 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:46,560 Back to your cell. 297 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,793 You're boring, mate. 298 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:54,997 - Thank you, Sajid. 299 00:10:54,997 --> 00:10:55,830 Thank you. 300 00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:58,811 Look at me. 301 00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:00,547 Thank you, thank you. 302 00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:01,380 (inmate wolf whistles) 303 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,213 - [INMATE 5] Oi, hey Mobeen! 304 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,293 Come on, he's gone, he's gone! 305 00:11:04,508 --> 00:11:06,841 - [INMATE 6] That was close. 306 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,150 - Oh my god. 307 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,190 Will you leave me alone? 308 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,387 I don't want to talk to you, okay? 309 00:11:12,387 --> 00:11:15,420 You-you are an insufferable incorrigible piece of shit! 310 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,253 You're obsessed with me! 311 00:11:16,253 --> 00:11:17,086 - Colin! 312 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,223 Not now. 313 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,223 Oh yes, JJ. 314 00:11:25,223 --> 00:11:26,883 Give us a minute, my bro, yeah? 315 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,610 Yo, salaam, Jamal. 316 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:30,960 - Go away, Mobes. 317 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,400 I don't want a lecture from you. 318 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,780 - Come on, man. 319 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,280 At least give your boy a salaam. 320 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,113 Come on. 321 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,360 - My bad. 322 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,193 Salaam. 323 00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:41,407 - Salaam, there you are. 324 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,443 Jamal, I got something serious to tell you. 325 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,545 Harry Maguire is shit. 326 00:11:54,545 --> 00:11:56,760 (laughing) Did you see man at the weekend? 327 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,680 He's a dead baller, bro. 328 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,120 When his mum gave birth to him, 329 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,463 she gave birth to one human own goal. 330 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,070 - How do you think that makes man feel 331 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,070 when he sees that stuff on social media? 332 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:12,083 You're behaving like one insensitive dickhead. 333 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,773 - How you really feeling, bro? 334 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:28,200 - My missus says I can't see my kids anymore. 335 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,483 How would you feel? 336 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:32,693 - I ain't ever met your kids. 337 00:12:32,693 --> 00:12:33,543 - Are you dumb? 338 00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,473 How would you feel if it was your sister? 339 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:42,667 - That could never happen. 340 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,980 Come on, bro. 341 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,380 - Well, it's happened to me. 342 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:47,883 Without my kids, 343 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,460 I don't want to be here anymore. 344 00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:00,060 (Mobeen sighs) 345 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,800 - J, look. 346 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,780 You know where we're from. 347 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:04,869 Okay? 348 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,473 With these things, we just have to man up. 349 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,890 - This is why men don't say anything. 350 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,290 I'm over here talking about wanting to kill myself, 351 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,367 and you're telling me to man up. 352 00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,736 It didn't work. 353 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:21,364 Now what? 354 00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:25,229 Huh? 355 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,476 (inmates chatting) 356 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:36,840 - Where's Mobeen? 357 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,640 - Oh, he's helping Jamal at the moment, Uncle. 358 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,070 - This is my job to help people. 359 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,780 I get paid overtime for this. 360 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,888 - Just leave him to it, yeah? 361 00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:46,076 He's a good lad. 362 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,044 He knows what he's doing. 363 00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:49,230 - No, I will remove him and send him back. 364 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,730 I want my overtime money. 365 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,690 - No. 366 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,060 You stay in the cell. 367 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,520 All right, Nate, can you keep an eye on him please? 368 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,353 Back in a bit. 369 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,183 - Ginseng? 370 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,003 - Jamal. 371 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,480 I can imagine how you feel. 372 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,100 - Can you? 373 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,200 Can you imagine wanting to do yourself in? 374 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:19,818 - No. 375 00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:22,109 No, I can't. 376 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,246 - I can. 377 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,383 There are lots of people who want to kill Moonbeam. 378 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,480 One of them's even in this nick. 379 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,953 But doing himself in, never. 380 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,700 - Can you two say Mashallah, 381 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,870 because you're doing a lot of desert on me 382 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,280 at the moment. 383 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,570 - Mashallah. - Mashallah. 384 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:49,403 - Thank you. 385 00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,900 - You know, the first time I thought about it, 386 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,600 I made a right fucking mess of it. 387 00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:06,715 You can close your mouth, Moonbeam. 388 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,203 It's a long journey, brother. 389 00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:15,785 There are a lot more people on it than you think. 390 00:15:18,732 --> 00:15:19,582 You're not alone. 391 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:25,990 - You should be the listener. 392 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,173 - Nah, mate. 393 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,840 I'm just as bad as dickhead over here. 394 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,803 I just know how to talk about it. 395 00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:38,945 A lot of people don't. 396 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,853 But you know where I am if you need me. 397 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,793 - Safe, bro. 398 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,160 - Now feel like a good time to hug? 399 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,303 - Piss off. - Do one. 400 00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:08,200 (downtempo hiphop music) 401 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,870 (inmates chatting) 402 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,020 - [MOBEEN] Safe, gents. 403 00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:13,977 - Bravo. 404 00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:15,540 - Oh, leave off, will you? 405 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,373 - No. 406 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,990 I heard everything. 407 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,890 You're not a complete cretin, are you? 408 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,510 I know what you're after. 409 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:28,110 I'll give you the information you want about Khan. 410 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,760 - What? - What? 411 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,300 - The financial records, the business details, 412 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,620 the list of bent coppers. 413 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,180 - Why? - Not why. 414 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,013 Yes! 415 00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,144 Thank you. 416 00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:38,977 What are you asking why for? 417 00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,830 - Look, I can't keep living like this. 418 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,600 I'm gonna end up like Jamal. 419 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,160 - You're a good dude. 420 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,060 - Really? 421 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,423 - He's not an incel. 422 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,330 - What? 423 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,359 - He thought maybe you were an incel, 424 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:50,207 and I said- - Incel? 425 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:51,930 That's a weird thing for you to say. 426 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,010 But seriously. 427 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,900 This means you can finally get justice 428 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,733 for your friend, Eight. 429 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,790 - How do you know Eight? 430 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,740 - I went to uni with his older brother. 431 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,190 Me and Nine were pretty close. 432 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,540 - You must've gone to Cambridge with him. 433 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,530 - I did, yeah. 434 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,093 We met punting down the Cam. 435 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,073 - I don't know what he means. 436 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:12,967 What does he mean? 437 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:13,874 - I don't know what he means. 438 00:17:13,874 --> 00:17:15,124 - Okay, listen. 439 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,593 Just bring it in for a second, lads, yeah? 440 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,453 So. 441 00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:24,240 How do we get the information 442 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,440 out of this incredible brain of yours 443 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,980 and into your hands like, 444 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,680 have you got a recording device? 445 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,513 - I've got some gear, so I've got, 446 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:32,910 like, full body suit, balaclava. 447 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:33,990 I can meet you in the showers. 448 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:35,190 - No, I was just thinking I'd just drop off 449 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:37,650 the memory stick at your cell later. 450 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:38,880 - How do you mean, drop the memory, 451 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,590 you're gonna drop yourself to the cell, 452 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,936 and then when you get to the, 453 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:42,769 you're gonna drop yourself to the cell- 454 00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:44,340 - I haven't memorized all that, 455 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,540 you think I memorized all that? 456 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,370 No, it's all on a memory stick. (laughing) 457 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,801 - Not in your head! - It's not in my head! 458 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,866 - It's not in his head! - (laughing) Of course. 459 00:17:50,866 --> 00:17:51,773 Oh yeah. 460 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,126 - That's like something from a shit film! 461 00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,117 (all laughing) - Shit film! 462 00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:55,680 - The shittest film! 463 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,279 - What kinda idiot would've thought it? 464 00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:58,112 - I don't know what kind of idiot 465 00:17:58,112 --> 00:17:59,132 would've thought that! 466 00:17:59,132 --> 00:17:59,965 I don't know! - He thought it. 467 00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:00,798 - Did you think that? 468 00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:01,631 - No. - Stupid! 469 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:02,464 Stupid! 470 00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,020 - Just, he's called Memory Stick. 471 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,310 - Don't do that again. 472 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,410 - But no, listen, hey. 473 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,560 You don't know what this means to all of us. 474 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,430 Look at me. 475 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,740 What you're doing is fucking legendary, mate. 476 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,573 - Really? 477 00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:15,406 Oh. 478 00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:18,037 - [OFFICER HARPER] Aw. 479 00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,770 Special, special. 480 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,069 - Okay, you know where the cell is? 481 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:21,964 - I do, yeah. 482 00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:22,890 And listen, if we could just bring it in as well. 483 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:23,730 - Oh, that's, you've done that. 484 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:24,563 - I thought it was just, 485 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,710 it was you and me and him. 486 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,930 We could just kinda hug it out now. 487 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:28,763 Okay. 488 00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:29,917 - Thanks, Colin. 489 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:30,750 - (speaks foreign language), my brother. 490 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,681 - Nice to meet you, see you. - Peace be upon you. 491 00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:32,871 Yeah. 492 00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:33,796 - Hey, Mobeen? 493 00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:34,629 - Mm-hmm? 494 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,502 (Colin laughs) 495 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,524 Ooh? 496 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:41,910 - Oh, and the. 497 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:42,832 Tsst! 498 00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:43,732 Deet! 499 00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:44,565 - [COLIN] Yeah. 500 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:45,398 - I'm, that was silly. 501 00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:46,650 - I-I actually really like magic. 502 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,730 I was just in a bad mood. 503 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,876 - Oh yeah, really? 504 00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:49,816 - Yeah, yeah. 505 00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:50,714 Ah, ah. 506 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,020 In fact, I know you don't have much time, 507 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,990 but I do have a bit of a magic trick to show you. 508 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:55,823 I'll be so quick. 509 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:57,123 - I probably haven't got time. 510 00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:58,039 - Please. 511 00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:58,937 - The police officer says I haven't got time. 512 00:18:58,937 --> 00:18:59,770 - Please, Mobeen. 513 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,020 Please. 514 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,520 Just-just pick a card, any card. 515 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,390 Don't show me. 516 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:04,380 Pick a card. 517 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,213 And that's gonna be- 518 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:06,440 - King of clubs. 519 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,363 - No, don't show it to me. 520 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,196 We have to do it again. - Please! 521 00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:09,029 - Abracadabra! 522 00:19:09,029 --> 00:19:09,862 - Oh please, oh. - Let's go. 523 00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:10,695 - Help me pick it up at least! 524 00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:11,992 - [OFFICER HARPER] Cheers, mate. 525 00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:13,316 (upbeat hiphop music) - Well done. 526 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,149 - Well done, mate. 527 00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:14,982 - We're gonna get Khan. 528 00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:16,016 - You've done it. - You did it. 529 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:16,849 - You did it. - We did it! 530 00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:17,760 Listen to me, brother. 531 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,093 I never said it before, but I love you, bro. 532 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,080 I love ya, and I feel like kissing ya. 533 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:22,913 Can I kiss ya? 534 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,062 - No. 535 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:24,895 - Let me kiss you, please. 536 00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:25,728 - Go on, then. 537 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,020 Come on, Moonbeam. 538 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,010 - Next time, just you and him? 539 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,763 - [OFFICER HARPER] Not once. 540 00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:33,180 (Colin sighing) 541 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,757 - Nate! (laughing) 542 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,756 - I tried to stop him, but he just wouldn't listen. 543 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,270 (urine trickling) 544 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,830 - I'm the alpha in here. 545 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,810 This is how I resolve disputes. 546 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,610 - Such a strong stream. 547 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,931 - Next time, I piss in your beard. 548 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,418 (zips zipper) 549 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,251 - Ugh. 550 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,480 - Hey. 551 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,880 Hey, he's nearly killed him. 552 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:54,588 - What? 553 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,470 - Mega. 554 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,600 He beat the shit out of Chippy. 555 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,792 He's-he's unresponsive. 556 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,414 - Oh god. 557 00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:03,003 - [SAJID] It's my fault. 558 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,440 - [NATE] Mobeen, I know what you're thinking. 559 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,492 - It's my fault. 560 00:20:07,492 --> 00:20:09,487 - Don't get involved. 561 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:11,760 You're letting the madness drag you back in. 562 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,633 Don't do it, man. 563 00:20:13,772 --> 00:20:14,820 - Nate. 564 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,948 I should've fixed this motherfucker a long time- 565 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:17,846 - [NATE] Mobeen. 566 00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:18,679 Mobeen! 567 00:20:20,972 --> 00:20:24,222 (tense dramatic music) 568 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,029 - You want an apple? 569 00:20:42,029 --> 00:20:42,862 - Sorry? 570 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,240 - I've got satsumas as well. 571 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:47,451 - I've had my five a day, thank you. 572 00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:48,510 - (chuckles) Well, you were right. 573 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,760 Diabetes will be the death of me. 574 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,310 Natural sugars all the way now. 575 00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:56,831 Come in. 576 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:59,129 - In-in your cell? 577 00:20:59,129 --> 00:21:00,713 - Yeah, come into the shark tank. 578 00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:11,587 Ah, Mobeen, Mobeen, Mobeen. (chuckles) 579 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:16,692 - Mega, listen to me. 580 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,013 - No, you listen! - Oh, Allah. 581 00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:19,596 - You listen to me! 582 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,480 No, I'm sorry man. 583 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,040 I was speaking, and then you interrupted me, 584 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,813 and it's rude to interrupt. 585 00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:29,670 - It is rude, I apologize for being rude. 586 00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:31,740 - Look, I know you hate me. 587 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,300 I know everyone hates me. 588 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,650 - They do. 589 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,703 - Ah, fuck. 590 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,883 I think I actually hate myself. 591 00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:41,910 - You probably shouldn't hate yourself. 592 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:44,670 It's bad for your chakras, and- 593 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,990 - Stop. 594 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,165 You know, right before I was gonna kill you- 595 00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:49,125 - You were gonna kill me? 596 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,691 - I had this thought. 597 00:21:50,691 --> 00:21:51,524 You and me, yeah? 598 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,021 We're actually really alike. 599 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:54,854 (soft music) 600 00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:55,920 Single mum. 601 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,090 Dad in and out of trouble, 602 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,760 then he fucks off, leaves us to fend for ourselves. 603 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,410 - My mum told him to fuck off. 604 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:02,243 She left him, so- 605 00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:03,840 - Well, she would say that. 606 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,100 Mine did. 607 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,440 90s immigrant mums never left their men. 608 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,560 No, he walked out on us. 609 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,393 You and I. 610 00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,993 You know what the difference is between you and me? 611 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:19,990 I'm a prick who knows he's a prick. 612 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,583 You're a prick who doesn't know he's a prick. 613 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,890 - I know you're a prick. 614 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,521 You're the prick. - No, you're a prick. 615 00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:31,410 - [MOBEEN] You're the, you just said it, didn't you? 616 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:32,243 - I'm a prick. 617 00:22:32,243 --> 00:22:33,270 - That's facts. 618 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,830 You are a prick. 619 00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:36,000 - [MEGA] But also, you're a prick. 620 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,187 - I don't think so. 621 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:38,020 - Yes! 622 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:38,994 Yes! 623 00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:39,904 You see? 624 00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:40,789 That there! 625 00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:41,704 Yeah! 626 00:22:41,704 --> 00:22:43,680 That's what I'm talking about! 627 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,513 See, you love it. 628 00:22:44,513 --> 00:22:46,530 You love it, the chaos, the drama, 629 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,390 the need to be a savior. 630 00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:49,980 You even put your own people in harm's way 631 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,300 just to be a hero. 632 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,500 I respect that. 633 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,453 I understand that. 634 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,510 - You chat shit, man. - Chat shit, really? 635 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,560 - You chat shit. 636 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,830 - All you had to do was say no to that undercover fed. 637 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:03,330 And instead, what did you say? 638 00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:05,970 "Yes, Sahib." 639 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:06,840 You were nearly done. 640 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,040 You were outta here. 641 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,080 New start, new life. 642 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,813 But you love it too much. 643 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,863 Let's be honest. 644 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,800 Without this Paki Robin Hood persona, 645 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,850 who are you, brother? 646 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,713 Just another guy stacking shelves in B&Q. 647 00:23:26,713 --> 00:23:28,740 (tense music) 648 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,583 Yeah. 649 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,783 You would rather be dead than be that guy. 650 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:40,203 We are never going to beat the system. 651 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,050 So what do you say we light a fire, 652 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:46,943 me and you, 653 00:23:48,515 --> 00:23:50,343 and burn this bastard to the ground? 654 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:54,303 - Mm, mm, mm, mm. 655 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:01,884 There will be no fires on my watch, Goliath. 656 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:02,820 - Oh, shit. 657 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:05,343 - So, according to that parable, 658 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:10,080 that would make you, what? 659 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,193 Little David? 660 00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,940 - Sajid, not-not David. 661 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,380 What's he talking about, David? 662 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,480 - Oh, shit. (Mega grunts) 663 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,404 - Very, very Biblical. 664 00:24:21,404 --> 00:24:24,103 - You big- (punch lands) 665 00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,004 Oh! 666 00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:25,956 - Oh, dead hooker, Sajid! 667 00:24:25,956 --> 00:24:27,758 (tense music) 668 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,425 (keys jingling) 669 00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:32,733 - Ready, bro? 670 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,430 - No, I can't go, man. 671 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,800 Do this crazy shit you're about to do. 672 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,650 - You made a pie? 673 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:40,373 - No. 674 00:24:40,373 --> 00:24:41,798 But I can get you fruit. 675 00:24:41,798 --> 00:24:43,847 (Mobeen speaking foreign language) 676 00:24:43,847 --> 00:24:48,847 (blow lands) (Mobeen crashes) 677 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:51,423 (door slams) 678 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,801 (inmates chatting) 679 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:55,634 - Lads! 680 00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:59,803 We've waited a long time for this! 681 00:25:01,105 --> 00:25:03,223 Who fancies a fucking riot? 682 00:25:03,223 --> 00:25:06,140 (inmates whooping) 683 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:10,814 Yeah! 684 00:25:10,814 --> 00:25:11,706 ? Yeah ? 685 00:25:11,706 --> 00:25:13,262 ? Aw, now it's back where I left ? 686 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,702 ? I know they praying on my demise ? 687 00:25:14,702 --> 00:25:15,890 ? But lacking the help ? 688 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,204 ? I look them dead up in they eyes ? 689 00:25:17,204 --> 00:25:18,482 ? Like what's happening, I'm here ? 690 00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:19,850 ? And in my heart it's too cold ? 691 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:21,199 ? There's no passion in there ? 692 00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:22,613 ? Yeah ? 693 00:25:22,613 --> 00:25:23,951 ? Now it's back to my ways ? 694 00:25:23,951 --> 00:25:25,295 ? They get my feet up to the fire ? 695 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:26,638 ? Now I'm catching the blaze ? 696 00:25:26,638 --> 00:25:28,031 ? If they only knew the pain ? 697 00:25:28,031 --> 00:25:29,309 ? That I've been through afraid ? 698 00:25:29,309 --> 00:25:30,365 ? They wouldn't try me ? 699 00:25:30,365 --> 00:25:31,253 ? But be by me ? 700 00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:32,165 ? Now it's obviously hate ? 701 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:33,539 ? So I gotta move smart ? 702 00:25:33,539 --> 00:25:35,043 ? And give 'em no chance, dog ? 703 00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:36,131 ? I fought through all the pressure ? 704 00:25:36,131 --> 00:25:37,679 ? In all of the stand outs ? 705 00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:38,939 ? They hoping that I let up ? 706 00:25:38,939 --> 00:25:42,439 ? And never to stand tall ? 707 00:25:42,489 --> 00:25:47,039 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46313

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