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Hippocampus: So,
as you can see, this pointer,
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or "hand" as I call it,
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travels around the circle
once per hour.
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Now, what do I mean
when I say "hour"?
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Joshua: I have a question.
What's with that zit?
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Hippocampus: It's nothing.
It's a zit. Whatever.
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So, the beauty of this
"clock" is that--
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Miriam: Are you gonna
pop that thing? Or can I?
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Hippocampus: You guys,
what I'm showing you here
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is probably the most useful
thing that I've ever invented.
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Shelly: Is it hot to the touch?
Hippocampus: The clock?
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Shelly: No, the thing
on your face.
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Joshua: What's a clock?
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Hippocampus: It's what
I'm showing you!
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It's the thing behind me.
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Miriam: How can anyone
focus on that when
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you've got this
massive weeping zit
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staring at us?
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Hippocampus: It's just
dead skin and excess oil.
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Joshua: Are you trying
to make us sick?
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Hippocampus:
I'm trying to show you
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a life-changing invention.
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Miriam: Look how
it moves when he talks.
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Hippocampus:
All right, you know what?
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This thing is too good
for you people.
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I'm showing you
the future of civilization
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and all you care about
is my face?
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I'll tell you what time it is:
it's time for you
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to grow up!
Grow up!
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Joshua: Look out,
it's gonna blow!
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Citizens: Aah! Oh!
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Singers: ♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Huh huh huh huh ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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Tyrannis:
Great news, everyone.
Our pile of dead horses
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has finally been cleared
by wolves.
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So, now we've got
a small wolf problem,
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but a nice patch of land
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in the town square
for public use.
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Shlub: I thought the pile
of dead horses
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was for public use.
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Stupendous: So, what are you
gonna put there?
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Tyrannis: I was thinking
we plant a tree.
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One of those super old trees
that everyone loves.
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It won't be old when we plant
it, but in 100 years--
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Stupendous: Boring! You wanna
know what we need? A statue.
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Tyrannis: A statue? Of whom?
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Stupendous: Of youm, ya nimrod!
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I was just in Argos
and they have this
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huge statue of their king
on a horse.
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Gave the whole town a thing
to rally behind.
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And it was a blast to tear down.
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So, I was thinking,
you're always complaining
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people don't show you
enough respect
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and blah blah blah.
But maybe
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it's just cuz they forget
you're their leader.
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Deliria: Leader of what?
Tyrannis: Are you really
asking that
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or are you just trying
to make me feel bad?
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Deliria: Mmm...give me a clue.
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Tyrannis: Krapopolis, this city!
Deliria: Krapopolis, of course.
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Shlub: I think a statue
is a great idea.
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A heroic pose,
you leading the charge,
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toga blowing in the breeze,
maybe show a little skin.
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Tyrannis: I'm not doing that.
Deliria: Oh, I know
what's happening.
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He's insecure about his body.
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Stupendous: Great call.
Tyrannis: Nope, nothing could be
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further from the truth.
I simply don't want to
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shove my face
in everyone's face.
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I love this city
too much to do that.
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Hippocampus: It's official.
I hate this city.
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I just showed them the most
important invention since forks
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and all they can focus on
is my appearance.
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Deliria: Yes, what is going on
with your appearance?
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Hippocampus: Well, like
most living creatures,
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I sometimes get pimples,
and apparently,
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that's all that anyone
can focus on.
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Tyrannis: It's all
I'm focusing on.
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Stupendous: There's almost
nothing else visible in there.
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Shlub: Whoever cursed you,
she did a great job.
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Hippocampus: It's not a curse.
This pimple
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is naturally occurring.
Shlub: No such thing.
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Hippocampus: Mom, can you
just get rid of this?
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It doesn't bother me but it's
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interfering with
the part of my job
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where I unveil
something brilliant
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and everyone knows
I'm brilliant.
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Deliria: Oh, I wouldn't
trust myself to
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take on a pimple like that.
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But I have a fantastic skin guy.
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Dr. Paulakis.
He's a genius.
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Hippocampus: Let's not
throw that word around.
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He's a skin guy.
Deliria: He happens
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to be a demigod, but he has
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the pore-clearing powers
of a full one.
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Hippocampus: Fine. Let's just
get this thing off my face
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so I can get back to everyone
knowing how smart I am.
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Deliria: Oh, I love it!
A spa weekend!
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Hippocampus: Not a spa
weekend, a spa hour
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at most, and you'd know
what an hour was
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if I didn't have this zit!
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Shlub: Look at this statue here.
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It's absolutely gorgeous,
correct?
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Six-pack abs, every muscle
perfectly sculpted.
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The butt, muscular yet inviting.
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Stupendous: I'd lick that
statue from top to bottom.
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Shlub: I'd meet you
in the middle.
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Tyrannis: Yes,
it's a beautiful statue.
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Why do I care?
Shlub: Because, my dear boy,
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this is a statue of King Jorbus.
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Tyrannis: Who's King Jorbus?
Stupendous: He's that dog-faced
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king from downriver.
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Tyrannis: Oh, that guy?
He's a dog!
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Stupendous:
Yeah, a big, lumpy,
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hairy, ugly dog.
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Tyrannis: Mangy,
jowly, drooling...
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Shlub: I picture
King Jorbus whenever
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I need to slow things
down with your mother,
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if you know what I mean!
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Stupendous: Dad,
we were having fun.
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Shlub: And so were
your mother and I--
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too much!--until
I thought of King Jorbus.
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Stupendous: The point is,
we found the sculptor
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who did this, and he says he can
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do the same for you.
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Tyrannis: Wow.
A statue like this of me?
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OK, I'm going to make
a small confession here.
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Stupendous: You're ashamed
of your body.
Tyrannis: I'm ashamed of--no.
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Stupendous: We said it earlier.
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Tyrannis: But you were
wrong then because
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you didn't know, whereas now you
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do know because I'm telling you.
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Shlub: Well, I'd say
it was pretty clear.
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Tyrannis: No, it wasn't.
You were speculating.
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Stupendous: Correctly.
Tyrannis: Incorrectly.
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But in a way that coincidentally
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echoed a hidden truth:
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I am ashamed of my body.
Stupendous: OK.
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Tyrannis: But if this guy
can make Jorbus look this good,
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he could certainly touch up
my few minor flaws!
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You know, the handful of things
that no one else notices
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but that I focus on.
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Stupendous: Like
super-skinny arms.
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Shlub: Or your
completely outsized head.
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Tyrannis: We don't
need to list them.
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Stupendous: Oooh!
That patch of eczema that led
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Hippo to discover eczema.
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Shlub: The knees.
Stupendous: Oh, yeah!
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Shlub: Those baggy nipples.
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Tyrannis: They're
only baggy because
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Stupe keeps twisting them!
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Stupendous: Or do I twist 'em
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because they're baggy?
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It's a chicken and the egg
situation.
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But with nipples.
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Shlub: Baggy nipples!
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[Stupendous and Shlub laugh]
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Stupendous: But, yeah,
I think this guy could
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touch all that up.
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Hippocampus: I don't get it.
I thought one of
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the perks of
being an immortal
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is that you have no flaws.
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Deliria: Please.
Beauty amongst gods
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is a competitive business.
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Last year, I was in the sauna
here with Demeter!
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"Goddess of Grain" is right!
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She should try being
the "Goddess of
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Lean Protein" for a bit.
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Sherry: Welcome to Dermiapolis
Aesthetic Lab.
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Hippocampus: "Lab"? Pfft.
We're barely inside
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and already swimming
in pseudoscience.
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Deliria: Oh, stop.
Cosmetologists are just
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chemists who have sex.
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Uh, Deliria, Goddess, the.
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We're here to see Dr. Paulakis.
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Dr. Paulakis: Deliria!
Deliria: Dr. Paulakis!
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Dr. Paulakis: Ahh!
You don't look a day over
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7 million billion.
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Deliria: Mwah! Mwah!
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Dr. Paulakis: I've got
some cream for that.
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Deliria: For what?
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Dr. Paulakis:
Don't worry about it.
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And this must be your--
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absolutely gigantic
nodular papule.
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Hippocampus:
I'm Hippocampus. Her son.
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Deliria: Yes, can you
do anything for him?
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Dr. Paulakis: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm,
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uh-huh, uh-uh, ahhh...
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and the pimple is the only thing
we're doing today?
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Hippocampus: Yes.
Dr. Paulakis:
That's a damn shame.
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Tell me, Hippo,
how do you wash your face?
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Hippocampus: Um, with water?
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Dr. Paulakis: Water?! Nooooo!
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I'm not hearing this, Deliria.
Zap my ears off!
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No, seriously, do it.
They grow back
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so smooth, like a baby's.
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Deliria: Dr. Paulakis
says that water
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loads your face with toxins.
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Hippocampus: Can we stop
pretending this is
a medical thing
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and just pop the zit? Please?
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Deliria: Right. You'll
have to forgive Hippocampus.
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He's a bit of
a self-care skeptic.
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Dr. Paulakis: Well,
let's change that right now.
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Let me show you what we do here.
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This is our Dermatorium.
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Deliria: Everyone here
is glowing!
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Do you milk your own fairies?
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Dr. Paulakis: On site!
This is our
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physical therapy center.
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Hippocampus: Wow.
Is that Achilles?
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Dr. Paulakis: Sure is.
Achilles: Ahhhhh!
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How do I always
forget about those heels!
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It's almost like forgetfulness
is my central flaw. [Laughs]
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Dr. Paulakis: In this room,
we're using
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a simple prosthetic to turn
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a cyclops into a regularclops.
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Let's watch.
Cyclops: [Gasp] I'm pretty!
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Hippocampus:
What's going on in there?
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Dr. Paulakis: We're giving
a Kraken huge boobs.
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And the self-confidence
to ask for a promotion.
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Hippocampus: How do you do that?
Dr. Paulakis: The boobs.
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Hippocampus: OK,
that Kraken did look
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pretty thrilled
with his new jugs, but
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I'm skeptical of
any medical facility
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that serves mimosas.
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Dr. Paulakis: Let's get
that thing off your face
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before it orders lunch!
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This might pinch a bit.
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Hippocampus: Aah!
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Dr. Paulakis: See for yourself.
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Hippocampus: I...I don't
know what to say!
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What was in that syringe?!
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Dr. Paulakis:
Mermaid pee-pee.
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It's the most astringent
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substance on Earth.
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Trust me, I've tasted them all.
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Merman: Hey, cutie.
If you want to take care
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of that bacne, I've got
a full tank.
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Just say the word.
Hippocampus: I'm good.
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Dr. Paulakis: You are good.
And don't you feel good?
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Hippocampus: Well, whatever
emotional thing
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I'm feeling, it doesn't matter.
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All that matters is people
will listen to me again.
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Dr. Paulakis: It's true.
Medically speaking,
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people respect you more
when you're
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easy to look at.
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Not to be indelicate, Hippo,
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but, uh...may I?
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Hippocampus: Oh, um...
Oh, I don't, I don't--
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My cheekbones have cheekbones.
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You're telling me I could
have bone structure?
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Dr. Paulakis: Any structure
can have bones
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if you stick bones in it.
And Hippo?
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We have so many bones.
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Hippocampus: Remind me what that
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scary-looking machine does?
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Dr. Paulakis: You're a man
of science, so,
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I won't mince words.
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These tube-y things suck
some goop out of you,
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which makes you look hot.
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Hippocampus:
What? What kind of "goop"?
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Dr. Paulakis: I don't know
how much more
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detail you want
than that, Mr. Hippo.
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Sherry: Mimosa?
You're gonna look
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sooo bony.
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Hippocampus:
Could someone just say
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there's a medical reason why
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the mimosa is necessary?
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Deliria: Just drink
the damn mimosa.
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It's a spa weekend.
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Hippocampus: I guess it is.
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Um, should you be drinking
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right now--aghh-GGGaaah!
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Tyrannis: I love the way
you did the muscles.
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Entochus: Yes, clients
have been asking for
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more and more skin.
Shlub: Love that stuff!
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Entochus: It just projects
confidence, doesn't it?
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Honestly, the more they show,
the cooler they seem.
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Tyrannis: You know what?
What if we took
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my statue further?
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What if we went fully nude?
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How bold would that be?
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The king with nothing to hide!
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Shlub: It's like they say:
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"You haven't had fun till /
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You've gone full frontal!"
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Do they say that?
Or did I just make that up?
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I can't tell these days.
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Tyrannis: Let's do it!
A nude statue!
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Stupendous: Who's this guy?
He sounds like my brother
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but he's got the body
confidence of a normal person.
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Tyrannis: Well, it's not
that much of a risk.
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We all saw what this gifted
sculptor did with Jorbus.
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I think I'm
in pretty good hands.
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Entochus: I love it. So, just
stand here and strip down.
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Tyrannis: Me strip?
I assumed you could
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do the naked bits
without actually seeing them.
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You can't just
fill in the blanks?
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Stupendous:
There's my brother back.
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Entochus: Do you want me
to strip down
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to put you at ease?
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Shlub: I'm already naked.
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Stupendous: You want me
to drop trou?
I'll drop trou.
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Tyrannis: No one
needs to drop trou.
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I've got this.
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The uh, the shirt as well?
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Entochus: Obviously.
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Stupendous: What the hell is
that other thing you're wearing?
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Tyrannis: It's a new kind
of garment.
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I call it "under-wear."
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Stupendous: "Under-wear"?
Because you wear it
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under your clothes?
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That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard of in my life.
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We don't have to stay
for this, right?
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Shlub: Not if there's wine
anywhere in the world.
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Tyrannis: OK, I'll just...
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Entochus: Oof. Students?
You can come in now.
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Tyrannis: You have students?!
Entochus: Of course.
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I'm an artist.
I have a huge ego. Ladies?
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Tyrannis: Your students
are women?
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Entochus: I have
a god complex combined with
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psycho-sexual control issues.
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Why are we even having
this conversation?
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Hippocampus: So, the hand
travels around the circle,
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indicating the movement of time.
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Woman #1: That is so smart.
Woman #2: Absolute genius.
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Hippocampus: Thank you!
This fish-man
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could get fish-used to this.
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Deliria: Aha.
Can we skip the part
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where I say, "I don't want
to say I told you so,"
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and get right
to the "I told you so"?
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Because: I told you so.
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Hippocampus: Go ahead
and tell me so.
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All I know is it was
a hell of a lot easier
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holding their attention
looking like this.
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Deliria:
Oh, my boy, all of life is
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easier when you're hot.
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And what makes it
even easier than that
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is when people you're with
are hot
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or at least not not hot,
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so you don't have to deal
with their insecurities.
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Such a drag. Did you want
a refill on that mimosa?
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Hippocampus: Yeah, I just need
to get the server's attention.
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Deliria: No, you don't.
Just stare at your
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empty glass and make
the slightest frown.
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Sherry: Let me get that for you.
Hippocampus: Unbelievable.
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It's like a superpower.
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Deliria: Welcome to hotness,
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where everyone works for you
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and everything is free.
[Glasses clink]
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Entochus: Wow,
there's a lot of detail
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on this guy, huh, ladies?
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Student: Yeah, are
you guys seeing this fold
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on top of this other fold?
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Tyrannis:
That's a very common fold.
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Student: I don't even
know what I'm looking at.
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Tyrannis: Thankfully,
none of this is getting
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into the actual
sculpture, right?
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Entochus: What?
King Jorbus: Knock knock!
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Entochus: Jorbus! How are
you doing, old friend?
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Tyrannis: Jorbus?
King Jorbus: I just wanted to
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stop by and take a look
at my statue.
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Tyrannis: You're King Jorbus?
No, no, no, no.
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King Jorbus is ugly.
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King Jorbus: Oh, you're
thinking of my brother
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King Glorbus.
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I got the looks in the family.
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But you should hear him sing.
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Voice of an angel.
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Tyrannis: So,
then, that statue
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is not...exaggerated?
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Entochus: Exaggerated?
Oh, I would never.
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That would defeat
the purpose of my art.
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My whole thing
is absolute realism.
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Tyrannis: OK, but don't
you achieve that by
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pursuing, um,
a-a kind of creative
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flight of fancy?
Entochus: Nope.
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Tyrannis: Capture
the truth of how it looks
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by making it look a little
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different from the way it looks?
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Entochus: No. Realism.
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Tyrannis: Oh, God.
You put it all in there?
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Even the random patch of
hair on my left buttock?
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Student: It makes me
sad...and angry...
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and nauseated all at once.
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It's genius.
You're a genius.
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Entochus: Date me.
Student: That's the only reason
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I took the class.
Entochus: Christie, I have
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a new girlfriend now.
You're number two.
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Christie: Love you and hate you.
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Deliria: All right.
I've officially had
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every treatment
this place offers.
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I've had wax applied
where nothing
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waxable grows.
Time to go.
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Centaur Therapist: [Brays]
Don't forget to drink waterrrrr!
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Hippocampus:
Pfft. I am water.
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Sure you don't wanna stay
a couple days?
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I got nothing going on at home.
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Deliria: You don't want
to get back to your lab?
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That's not the Hippocampus
I know.
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Hippocampus: I'm not
that Hippo anymore.
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I'm this now.
You welcomed me to hotness
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and I'm not going back.
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Woman #1: Hey, Hippo,
you wanna tell us
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more about your clock?
Woman #2: Or anything?
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Hippocampus: Love to.
So, how the clock works is
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I put these wheels in it.
They have jaggy edges.
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I know what they're called.
They're, um,
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they're those wheels, those
wheels with jaggy edges.
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They're, like, round?
You know--you know,
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I don't think there's
a word for 'em.
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I'll make one up.
Spiky Rounds.
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And the reason for them is...
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something about the clock.
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So, then, it kinda goes around
and you can be like,
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"OK, there you go!
See, it's...a clock."
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Deliria: OK, well,
now this is embarrassing.
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00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,760
Hippocampus: Hey,
should I get my quads done?
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Dr. Paulakis says it would
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balance out my whole profile.
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Deliria: Something's
wrong with you.
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Hippocampus: So, you agree,
my profile's a little off.
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Deliria: Not your profile.
You're stupid.
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Hippocampus: Huh?
Deliria: The machine.
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It gave you looks
but stole your intelligence!
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Hippocampus:
Oh, my God...I'm dumb!
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Deliria: And I'm surprised
to find I care.
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I suppose I take a certain pride
in your intelligence.
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As should you, Hippocampus!
He's made you stupid!
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Hippocampus: Right!
OK, think. Oh!
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I had a contingency plan
in case I ever got dumb!
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This is exactly why
I came up with it,
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this specific situation.
I thought,
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what if I got dumb
and I wasn't smart anymore?
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I could still have a smart plan
as long as
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I didn't have to come up with it
with my dumb brain!
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00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,300
So, I came up with a plan
for how to get smart again
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if I ever was dumb.
Deliria: Yes?
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Hippocampus: I can't remember.
I can't remember! Gah!
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00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,160
Deliria: All right, all right,
let's not panic.
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We'll figure something out
before your intelligence
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slips away altogether.
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Hippocampus: Stupid Smart Hippo!
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Should've made the plan dumber
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so a dumb person
could understand it!
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00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,840
But I think
basically good things
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happen to good people.
So, we're gonna be fine.
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00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,990
Deliria: Oh, my God,
we're too late. Help!
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00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,390
Help! Someone help
my gorgeous idiot son!
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00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,080
Dr. Paulakis: OK,
so, that butt-lift
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is going to settle in a bit,
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00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,260
but if it slides
down your thighs,
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and especially to your ankles,
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come back in for a touch-up.
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Satyr: Got it.
Oh, I forgot
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to ask about pooing.
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Dr. Paulakis: Don't!
Satyr: Don't ask? Or...?
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00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,560
Dr. Paulakis:
You'd really better not.
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Deliria: Hello there.
Sorry to bother you.
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00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,440
Something's wrong
with Hippocampus.
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00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:35,180
You seem to have removed
his intelligence.
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Dr. Paulakis: Did I not do
what I said I would?
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Deliria: Yes, you made
him hot, but you also
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made him into a vapid,
brainless idiot,
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which is not what we wanted
and also
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a really harmful stereotype.
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00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,530
Dr. Paulakis: Well, I'm sorry,
but the goo that
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contains a mortal's "ugly"
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00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,440
also unfortunately
contains their "smarts."
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00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,610
Suck out some ugly,
you suck out some smarts.
It's just science.
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Hippocampus: That makes
total sense to me.
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I don't even need
any further explanation.
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I'm just buying it
and moving on.
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Deliria: Just change him back.
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He's like a whole new
Hippocampus now
475
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,950
and I really don't have
the energy
476
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:03,900
to get to know him again.
477
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,550
Dr. Paulakis: Oh, I'm afraid
478
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,470
I can't do that.
479
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,880
Hippo's smart goo is
480
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,290
incredibly valuable stuff.
481
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,720
If you apply it topically,
it plumps your lips
482
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:12,910
like nothing else I've tried.
483
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,130
Hippocampus: Ooh, really?
484
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,150
Dr. Paulakis: Yes,
I'm calling it
485
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,410
Dr. Paulakis' Lip Food.
486
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,990
Deliria: Oh, the packaging
is superb,
487
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,820
but that doesn't change
the fact that
488
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,060
he needs it all back!
489
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,250
Dr. Paulakis:
What did I tell you?
490
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,420
It's mine now!
491
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,660
Deliria: You have chosen
the wrong battle!
492
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,400
Oh, my God.
I hate how much
493
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,740
I want one of those!
494
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:29,910
Tyrannis: Dad,
why did you think
495
00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,070
Jorbus was the ugly one?
496
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,430
Shlub:
It was an honest mistake.
497
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:34,240
Their names are silly
and they rhyme.
498
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,580
Stupendous: You want me
to just break it?
499
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:36,910
Just give me the order.
500
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,170
Tyrannis: Is there a way
you could make it
501
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,490
look like an accident?
I would hate
502
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,600
for people to think
I ordered you
503
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,830
to break my own statue
504
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,940
because it looked like me.
505
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,600
Shlub: Son, I owe
you an apology.
506
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,830
But not the one you think.
507
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,330
I'm sorry that I didn't tell you
508
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,840
from the very start
that you're beautiful.
509
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,930
I love what your
soft jawline says
510
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,510
about your babylike innocence.
511
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,190
Tyrannis: OK, we don't
need to get into details.
512
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,120
Shlub: I love how the sun peeks
through your sinewy legs.
513
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,600
Tyrannis: The point is made.
Stupendous: Stop there.
514
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,680
Shlub: I think you unveil
that statue
515
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,850
as a proud symbol of
the beauty in everyone.
516
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,130
Tyrannis: No one will buy that.
Shlub: I think they will.
517
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,780
I think they'll be inspired
by your bravery.
518
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:09,950
Tyrannis: But what
if they aren't?
519
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:11,690
Stupendous: Then
we'll be inspired
520
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,170
by your bravery.
521
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,790
Tyrannis: All right.
I'll do it.
522
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,880
You go ahead.
I would like to just
523
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,100
touch up one specific area.
524
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,460
[Deliria screaming]
525
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:27,040
Dr. Paulakis: May I
remind you I'm a demigod.
526
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:31,040
You can't "zap" me.
[Deliria screaming]
527
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,990
Deliria: You can't keep
anti-zapping me.
528
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,210
You'll eventually run out.
529
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,140
Dr. Paulakis: Uh, yeah,
just like
530
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,230
you'll eventually run out
of Dr. Paulakis'
531
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,530
Three-in-One Chimera Egg
Nighttime Neck Cream
532
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:42,830
if I stop providing it to you.
533
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,000
[Deliria gasps] You would never!
534
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,220
Dr. Paulakis:
I'm serious about
535
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,670
my extracted goops.
536
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,000
Deliria: He's like a son to me,
537
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,930
and as much as I
love seeing him like this,
538
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:52,010
I can't stand
seeing him like this.
539
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,490
Dr. Paulakis: Hm.
There is one thing you have
540
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,400
that I might trade
for your son's smart goo.
541
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:58,330
Deliria: Don't you ask for it.
Dr. Paulakis: I'm asking for it.
542
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,500
Hippocampus:
What's he asking for?
543
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,260
Deliria: My goddess goo.
It's well known
544
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,170
that the stuff that
makes my hair lustrous
545
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,350
can be used to turn a demigod
into a god.
546
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,350
It's also an excellent
insect repellent
547
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,910
and very good for getting
red wine out of white carpet.
548
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,170
Dr. Paulakis:
You make me immortal,
549
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,430
I make your son
an uggo scientist again.
550
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,250
Hippocampus: But then what
happens to my mom?
551
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,590
Dr. Paulakis:
She endures an entire day
552
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,870
of terrible hair.
553
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,530
Deliria: Oh, why don't
you just kill me?
554
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,760
Hippocampus: But then
what happens to my mom?
555
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,020
Tyrannis:
People of Krapopolis.
556
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,260
I almost didn't show you
557
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,600
what I'm about to show you,
558
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,950
but a wiser man convinced me
559
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,360
it was not just brave,
but important.
560
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,440
Joshua: Is it a clock?
561
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,700
Tyrannis:
Huh? No. I was going to
562
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,290
make some phony, idealized
563
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,120
statue of myself,
because I didn't think
564
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,280
who I actually am was enough--
565
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,370
or even acceptable.
566
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,110
But I learned something
important today.
567
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,560
I learned we need to love
ourselves not in spite of,
568
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,790
but because of, our
so-called "imperfections."
569
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,560
And that's something we all
could stand to learn,
570
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,790
no matter how conventionally
attractive we are or aren't.
571
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,070
So, I'm not going to show you
some cleaned-up fantasy.
572
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,980
I want you to see your king
as he really is.
573
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:01,240
[Citizens gasping]
574
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,910
Tyrannis: You see, it's
inspirational because--
575
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:04,990
Miriam: No, I get that part.
576
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,470
I mean I follow the reasoning,
577
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,640
such as it is.
I'm just sitting here thinking,
578
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,570
"What did we spend on this?"
579
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,310
Tyrannis: This is uplifting.
It's a symbol
580
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,570
that everyone is beautiful,
581
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,750
that we should love ourselves.
582
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,160
That's important!
583
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,480
Joshua: As important
as a sinkhole?
584
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,240
How much did that
huge chunk of marble cost?
585
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,840
That's not cheap.
Kayleigh: Also,
586
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,910
did you make
the genitals bigger?
587
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,160
I certainly couldn't.
588
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,100
[Laughter,
citizens talking at once]
589
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,340
Woman: We have a serious
goat problem?
590
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,440
Man: ...it's just stuck on!
Tyrannis: They aren't ready.
591
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,920
They can't see the forest
for the trees.
592
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,500
Stupendous: I think it's
the other way around,
593
00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:38,260
but you could fix that
with some clippers.
594
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,930
Dr. Paulakis: OK, Hippo.
Say good-bye to your
595
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,280
perfect cheekbones.
596
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:47,510
Hippocampus:
AAaaaAAAHhHHHHhhHhHH!
597
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,620
Dr. Paulakis: Bony wrists.
Goony neck.
598
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:50,850
Congestive heart failure.
599
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,130
Yep, he's normal-looking
again.
600
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:53,610
Hippocampus: And I can
tell I'm smarter
601
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,690
because I'm rationalizing
away any feeling
602
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,800
of regret about that.
603
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,190
And I know that's
what I'm doing,
604
00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,630
and I'm able
to compartmentalize it.
605
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,800
Yep, I'm back to normal.
Do I get to keep my towels?
606
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,450
Dr. Paulakis: Do you think
you deserve them?
607
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,860
Hippocampus: No.
Deliria: All right,
608
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,200
all right, my turn.
609
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,200
What's all this about?
610
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:09,810
Shlub: Ty's proud of his body.
611
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040
Deliria: Well,
good for him, I suppose.
612
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,130
Stupendous: What happened
to you?
613
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,390
Hippocampus: She sacrificed
614
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480
her hair for me.
615
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:18,040
Tyrannis: Wait. I don't
see it. It looks the same. Aah!
616
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,490
Deliria: Are you
kidding me? It's 20%
617
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:21,650
thinner in the back!
618
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,990
I look hideous!
619
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,220
And I refuse to live this way.
620
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:29,450
Um...You'll do. Stand still.
King Jorbus: Ahh!
621
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,690
Why? Why me?
622
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,900
My looks are all I have!
623
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,170
My brother got everything else!
624
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
Not just the singing voice,
625
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,990
he also does home repair stuff.
626
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,160
Anything, he's just on it.
627
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,160
It's like a sixth sense.
628
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,510
I see a broken doorknob
629
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,680
and I have to hire someone.
630
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,070
Deliria:
Thank you. Move along.
631
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,020
Look at the little statue.
Be inspired.
632
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,060
Deliria's back!
633
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,860
Narrator: Just as their
king predicted,
634
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,190
the citizens of Krapopolis
came to appreciate
635
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,530
the natural beauty
of their statue.
636
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,940
Krapopolis became a center of--
637
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,200
[Ringtone]
638
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:06,700
Oh, hang on. David?
I need to call you back.
639
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,180
I'm recording a V.O. thing.
640
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,870
Scary man:
I've got your boyfriend.
641
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,260
Narrator: What? Who is this?
642
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,370
Scary man:
I have your boyfriend.
643
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,040
Come to the door
if you want him to live.
644
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,530
Narrator: What?
Are you serious?
645
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,100
[Banging on door]
646
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,100
[Inaudible voice]
[Bang]
647
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,360
Narrator: Aah! No!
What are you--get off me!
648
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,110
Scary man: Stand still!
Get this on!
649
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,550
Narrator: You're not
putting a hood on me!
650
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,050
Scary man: I said stand still!
651
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,220
Narrator: No! Let go of me!
652
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,890
[Narrator
and scary man struggle]
653
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,060
Scary man: What is that,
a knife?
654
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,040
Put that down!
[Narrator screams]
655
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,380
Scary man: No! Ahh! No!
[Narrator screaming]
656
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,980
[Stabbing]
657
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,400
[Narrator breathing heavily]
658
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:47,310
David: Pippa?
Narrator: David?
[Breathing heavily]
659
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,130
David: Oh, my God,
what have you done?
660
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,150
Narrator: He was
going to kill you.
661
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,640
He tried to kidnap me.
662
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:54,400
David: Yes, we booked
that kidnapping experience.
663
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,480
Narrator: That was today?
David: Yes!
664
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,250
Narrator: Oh, God!
David: Remember?
665
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:03,090
It was a fake kidnapping?
Fun romantic thing?
666
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,820
What the hell did you do?
667
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:07,150
Narrator: I killed him.
David: Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
668
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,410
Narrator: Sh-sh-shhh!
Let's just think,
669
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,840
lemme just think!
670
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,430
Get that rug.
We need to get rid of the body.
671
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,930
David: Are you serious? Uhh.
Narrator: Do it!
672
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,330
[Running footsteps]
673
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,010
Narrator: Krapopolis
became a center of
674
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,420
body positivity,
675
00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,260
a beacon to the world.
676
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,780
Do we have it?
I think we have it.
677
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,940
Gotta go!
678
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,700
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
679
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,120
Voice: Bento.
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