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? Who's the improbable duo that you've heard about? ?

? Faster than a scooter stronger than metal ?

? Who's the little girl and her domesticated rodent? ?

? Who's still standing when you see the dust settle? ?

? It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? If they can't do it then nobody can ?

? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? There's also Kevin in the minivan ?

All right, what have you done now, Hiromi?

Gretel, it's not Hiromi. It's Mordros.

He's here and he's leaving?

- Where's he going? - I have no idea but we better follow him.

What do you want?

I ran out of sugar on my home planet and I was hoping to borrow a cup.

Oh, that's a relief.

Just kidding. I'm here to annihilate you.

So just who is this Mordros alien guy?

A villain we've been preparing to fight.

"We" meaning the team, which you are not part of.

- Fred, are you there? - I'm with Bailey.

Mordros is attacking the space agency, for some reason.

And he seems angry. Like throwing trucks angry.

We're here, Fred. Are you close?

Yup. Don't wanna miss the end of the world.

Okay, we've been training for this.

But I've got a plan. What we need is-

Is this dramatic pause part of the plan?

Is that a yes?

What is going on?

Calm yourself.

It's just us, the nice aliens.

Why can't we see you?

Because our true form would make your heads explode.

Why'd you beam us up? We were about to fight Mordros.

We found some troubling information,

but we have to get through some backstory.

We have shadow puppets so you don't get bored.

Many, many years ago, Mordros attacked our planet.

We escaped but

Mordros cut a path of destruction through the galaxy

so we had to stop him.

We used our advanced technology

to run billions of computer simulations to figure out how to beat him.

The only scenario that worked was very specific.

We had to give powers to a hamster and a little girl,

while not giving powers to her older brother.

- Zero powers for the older brother. - Okay, we get it.

Your chances of success were really high until this afternoon.

Has anything unusual happened to you in say, the last 22 minutes?

Nothing really, besides Hiromi discovering our secret identities

and us professing our feelings for each other.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

The older brother's unrequited love has become requited?

This is terrible!

The Earth is doomed!

It can't be a coincidence that of all the places on Earth,

he picked the space agency to attack.

Yeah, it seems personal.

Maybe there's something inside that can help us defeat him.

Mordros! We've been expecting you.

And we've spent seven trillion taxpayer dollars getting ready for this moment.

Ah! I knew we should have spent eight.

I'm so sorry! Forgive me!

Let's find us some clues.

There are tons of buildings.

Where are we gonna find any information on Mordros?

I'm thinking there.

I told you Hiromi knowing was a bad idea.

How can us dating keep us from defeating Mordros?

Let's see. The odds right now are 96.7%...

96.7% percent sounds good.

...that you'll be destroyed.

But hey, 3.3% is better than zero. Good luck.

Byeee!

Thanks for properly destroying the Earth, Hiromi.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Hamster and Gretel, we finally meet face-to-face.

What do you want with Earth, Mordros?

I don't want to talk about it,

without musical accompaniment, that is.

? I've roamed across the galaxy destruction in my wake ?

? Question my morality I'd say, give me a break ?

? I don't want to burst your bubble ?

? But everybody knows I'm trouble ?

? If a planet's in my way then I reduce that rock to rubble ?

? I am Mordros ?

? You may all now shudder ?

? Get your affairs in order Maybe call your mother ?

? You may cower Or you may run for cover ?

? I don't reason and I don't debate ?

? I annihilate! ?

Uh, it's right there in my name, actually.

Mordros the Annihilator. You understand?

? When you find yourself on my depraved itinerary ?

? Your planet will be featured in this week's obituary ?

? And this little rock called Earth has been my focus to be sure ?

? This is the last stop on my galactic devastation tour ?

? I am Mordros ?

? And no, I didn't stutter ?

? I will slice through your planet like it's made of butter ?

? You're just a pile of dough and I'm a cookie cutter ?

? Just to clarify you heard me straight ?

? I annihilate! ?

Okay. So what are you gonna do? Blow up the planet?

Normally, yes.

But I've planned something more elaborate for the people of Earth.

Once this drill reaches your planet's core,

I'll have enough energy for my little vengeful surprise.

It's so deliciously evil.

Whoa!

We have to get to that drill.

The only way to the drill is through that door.

Oh, okay.

And the only way to that door is through me.

Ahhh!

Look, that's gotta be it.

Whoa! I feel like I stepped into a time machine.

Coincidentally, here's a blueprint of a time machine.

Look at this photo.

Is that Mordros?

Holy guacamole! This changes everything.

Okay, he's strong, fast and impervious to 18-wheelers.

- Gretel! - Kevin!

We found out Mordros' secret.

It turns out he's-

Got a ray gun that turns people into chinchillas?

Yes. Yes, he does.

- What the... - That was not on my end of the world bingo card.

And now I'll turn everyone on this planet into a chinchilla.

Uh, why?

I have my reasons. Now, hold still.

Kevin!

Gretel, your shield power! You saved us.

But I still don't know how I'm doing this.

Hmm. Let me see.

Anti-tank, anti- Ooh! Here we are. Anti-force field.

I can't hold it.

- Focus, Gretel. - I'm trying.

No!

- Kevin! - Kevin!

Now I'm gonna annihilate you!

Gretel, he's too powerful!

- But look what he did- - We need to make a plan.

It's what Kevin would do.

Ugh!

Losers!

With my weapon powered,

I can finally get my revenge on humanity.

But I kind of worked up an appetite during that savage fist fight.

I'm going to heat up a burrito. Mordros is hungry.

I can't believe we failed.

Kevin! Kevin, can you understand me?

I'm scared. We need a new plan and I don't know what to do without you.

Hamster, do you speak chinchilla?

I cannot tell you how insulting that is.

Look, I'm sure together we can figure out how to defeat Mordros.

Maybe if we destroy the drill, the chinchillas will change back to humans.

Why did Fred and Bailey have this photo?

Bailey and Fred said Mordros is in this picture.

In the part that was chewed off.

If we figure out who these people are,

we can figure out who Mordros is

and that might help us defeat him.

Hiromi, you've done enough damage.

You're the whole reason we're in this mess.

Hamster, I know someone who can actually help.

I'm taking Kevin with us.

Okay, I'll research the photo in the meantime.

Go team!

I can't believe they're making me work through this.

Destructress, help.

The Destructress? Who is that?

My name is Lauren. Just a regular teenage girl.

Cut the act, we know you're The Destructress.

Okay, you got me.

So, are you guys here to buy a hat or...?

We need your help to fight Mordros.

No way. He's too powerful.

Lauren, please. He even turned Kevin into a chinchilla.

Gah!

- Piper, I quit! - Whatever.

Now, how do we stop Mordros?

The first step is to take down that drill that powers his weapon.

But we can't get past him to get to the drill.

Maybe the three of us can beat him.

I have an idea.

Leave a message at the beep.

Hey, Gretel. I know you hate me right now,

but I found out who the little girl in the photo is.

The middle part of this burrito is still frozen.

Now, I'm hangry.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Annihilator.

Hi, I'm The Destructress,

pretty much the most awesome bad guy on Earth.

It looks like you're in charge now.

So, I thought I should be on your side.

I brought you a present.

Good job. You can live.

- Now, off with you! - No, wait!

Maybe we could be friends?

It's hard to meet evil people these days.

Do you have any hobbies?

Annihilating planets.

Which is what I would like to start doing right now.

Wait! They weren't defeated at all!

They're headed toward my drill.

Hamster, Gretel, I'll hold him off.

It doesn't matter if your friends reach the drill.

There's a little surprise waiting for them down there.

And now, to annihilate you.

The drill. Let's smash it.

Wait here, Kevin.

Hey, Mordros here.

If you're seeing this hologram,

it means you've triggered my drill's anti-powers defense system.

I'm starting to feel weird.

Powers... draining.

You see, on every planet I annihilate,

some super-powered do-gooder always tries to stop me.

And they always fail.

And you're about to join them.

Oh, no.

Yeah, this could have gone better.

Veronica Hill, on the scene

on what may be the end of the world.

A terror from beyond the stars is wreaking havoc and no one can stop him.

Not even The Destructress, who appears to be

the only thing standing between us and complete oblivion.

Now, to Carl Fritzman with the weather.

Expect highs of 75 across the entire tristate area today.

Hey, what are we watching?

Dude, that guy from space is putting the smackdown on your sister.

Lauren?

This anti-powers field is no joke.

Hamster!

So... weak.

Gotta smash that reactor.

Is this really the best humanity has to offer? Hmm?

Pathetic! You deserve to be destroyed.

Which is what I'm going to do right now. What?

It's Fist Foot Time.

Lyle, you came?

Duh. You may have ruined our evil duo,

but I'm still here for you 'cause you're my sister.

Also, there was nothing good on TV.

Oh, man, we hit that guy so hard,

there's no way he's getting back up again.

Clearly, I was mistaken!

Well, where we we? Oh, yes.

The part where I grind you into dust.

Gretel, Gretel.

Come on, Gretel.

- What? Who is that? - It's Hiromi.

I found Kevin's earpiece.

Fred, stay in the cup holder. Where are you?

At the ship. So weak.

We're coming.

Hold on. The people you love are counting on you.

People I love.

Chinchilla reactor punch!

Huh?

No! My drill!

Oh, are we human again?

Opposable thumbs, ability to talk, existential dread.

We're back baby!

Gretel, it worked! Gretel?

- Gretel? - The drill is destroyed,

but the anti-powers field is still activated.

- Gretel! - Kevin!

Stay away, it's not safe.

- Mordros' defense system- - Only affects people with powers.

This is why I didn't get them. It was for this moment.

This is my destiny. My purpose.

Kevin, we're dying here!

Sorry, sorry.

Ahhh!

- That was the coolest thing you've ever done. - Whew!

Well, I was only able to save you guys 'cause you saved me.

Yeah, not bad for a former chinchilla.

I wish we could take a breather,

- but we still have to- - Be annihilated by me?

How unfortunate. You survived and somehow destroyed my energy drill.

Guess you can't turn the entire human race into chinchillas anymore.

Which, by the way, is the weirdest revenge plan I've ever heard.

So put that in your helmet and... wear it.

Well played, you've saved the Earth.

But you haven't saved yourselves.

- Hiromi! - Fred! Bailey!

Ah, perfect!

I can annihilate you all in one go.

Everyone scoot together. I want to make this as quick and as messy as possible.

Wait! There's something you need to see.

Or rather, someone.

- Mrs. Maybank? - You brought our elderly neighbor?

Oh, great. World saved.

Wait. I know you. Lulu?

- Nutmeg, is that you in there? - Nutmeg?

No one's called me that in decades.

Wait. So Mordros is an enormous chinchilla

with a tiny head whose real name is Nutmeg?

Somebody better have a darn good backstory to explain this.

I do. It all started when I was a little girl.

Back then, I had a chinchilla that I loved with all my heart.

I promise, I'll never let anything bad happen to you, Nutmeg.

Okay, Lulu. Time for Nutmeg to come to work with me. It's his big day.

But, he's my pet.

Well, technically, he's government property.

But I promise, once he's done with his mission,

he can come home with us. If he lives.

Okay.

Nutmeg was part of the Military Office

Research Deploying Rodent Orbital Study.

Or Project Mordros.

Is using taxpayer money to launch chinchillas into space a good idea?

I don't see why not. It's the '60s.

? Flowers and vans and lots of love and peace ?

It was supposed to be a routine launch

of an experimental warp engine.

But then, the unthinkable happened.

The experimental warp engine is malfunctioning.

There, there, Lulu. Here's a goldfish.

You should know, he's heading to Venus next week.

I thought you were lost all those years ago.

I was. The warp engine transported me through a cosmic rift

and gave me super strength and intelligence.

Same tiny head though.

That's why you came to destroy Earth?

Because you got launched into space and got some cosmic super powers?

Well, yes. I was a perfectly happy chinchilla

and now I'm filled with resentment and self-awareness.

I feel you, bro.

They tore me away from the little girl I loved so dearly

and cast me into the void of space.

That's why I set out to get revenge on the species that did this to me.

By turning them into chinchillas?

It was poetic justice.

But isn't the love you feel for Mrs. Maybanks, I mean, Lulu,

stronger than your anger?

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

I could never destroy a planet with Lulu on it.

Which is why I'm taking her with me.

Then destroy it!

Don't worry, I'll unfreeze her later.

The rest of you, however, will be sucked into

the same cosmic rift that I was sucked into.

You could have been chinchillas,

but, no, you had to psychoanalyze me.

Hamster, you protect them at all costs.

I've got this.

Not this time, Mordros.

Gretel, you figured out your shield power.

- Yup. - But, shouldn't you be on the other side?

Nope. This shield is to protect the people I love.

But you've miscalculated.

You've confined yourself inside here with me.

Oh, no. I'm not stuck in here with you, Mordros.

You're stuck in here with me.

? It's been a long long crazy ride ?

? We're not sure that we'll make it to the other side ?

? But I guess now's as good a time as any ?

? To reflect on our villains of which there were many ?

? An elbow-less juggler some evil ground beef ?

? A Bolgylvanian spy a super-fast thief ?

? We fought a paleontologist with dino bones for hair ?

? We don't know just what happened there ?

? Half-horse jerk an evil fashionista ?

? To a monster stress ball we said, hasta la vista ?

? There was La Cebolla Earworm and Tchotchke Jones ?

? We even battled ourselves as robot clones ?

? And we've learned a lot from every villain we've fought ?

? We've been pumping up our power ?

? We've worked on brains and brawn from dusk till dawn ?

? And here we are at the 11th hour ?

? 'Cause it all comes down to this ?

? This is a real nail-biting thriller ?

? Yes, it all comes down to this ?

? A force field brawl with a mutant chinchilla ?

? It all comes down to this ?

? This one fight this one opponent ?

? And I don't think I'm overstating things ?

? To say everything hinges on this one moment ?

Seriously, this a big deal, guys.

? It all comes down to this ?

All right, Mordros. Stop the rift.

That's the thing about me, my dear.

I can't be stopped.

Gravity boots.

Fashionable and handy

when you've created what's essentially a mini black hole.

- No! - Hold on!

We have to do something.

Wait. Gretel's shield is only above ground.

Which means, if we can get under it-

We can help her!

But if we just rush in there, we can get sucked into the rift too.

We need something to anchor us.

I think I have something that might work.

Come on now, Gretel.

Being exposed to the unspeakable harms of a cosmic void

isn't all bad. It did wonders for me.

Maybe you're right.

But I'm taking you with me.

Mutant chinchilla from Earth who should have gone to therapy

but instead came up with a very elaborate revenge plan...

punch!

Kevin!

Not just me.

Is that yarn?

Yup, I use it on all my conspiracy boards.

? Conspiracy yarn it's a lot stronger than it looks ?

No! The very means of revenge I used have been turned against me instead. No!

The rift's closing up.

Now that's poetic justice.

You did it, Gretel!

No. We did it.

I couldn't have done it without you. All of you.

Welcome to the team, Hiromi.

- Oh, and Lauren and Lyle, too. - Aw!

This is my life.

A 16-year-old driving his super-powered little sister,

her talking hamster

and the girl of his dreams

and the best team a guy could ask for.

I think I could get used to this.

Should we maybe tell them about the much,

much greater evil coming to destroy them all?

Nah. Let them have this.

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