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♪♪
Girl:
[ Crying and gasping ]
♪ Joy to the world ♪
♪ The Lord is come ♪
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
Are you okay?
Oh, I'm in so much
fucking pain!
Sephora's closing.
I'm not gonna let you buy that
lip kit full price, by the way.
- That'd be, like... - [ Moans ]
against civil rights.
Aaaaah!
it's just cramps?
Are you sure
- 'Cause my mom knows - someone who got an amoeba
From Panda Express.
- It's like someone is sticking - one of those
Curved Japanese swords
up my vagina.
Fuck!
- Do you want - the rest of the Oxy?
[ Whimpers ]
Here, open the door.
- I-I-I can't. - I can't move.
- I can't... - I can't unlock the door.
- Okay, I'll just - slide it under.
Think if you snort it
it works super fast.
Oh.
Ugh. Fuck!
This is fucking true love
'cause this floor's nasty.
Got it?
[ Whimpers ]
Oh, God, gross!
Oh, I think
I'm gonna throw up.
Are you okay?
Aaaah!
Seriously,
what is happening?
Aaaaah!
- Shut up! - The Chipotle woman is looking!
Can you Google
"how to give birth"?
What?!
Just do it.
- You're having - a fucking baby?!
- Shut up! - You're not pregnant!
- You don't even - look that fat.
[ Wails ]
Oh, God, no!
We have to call 911.
- No! - We have to call 911.
- My parents will - fucking kill me!
Fuck.
People give birth in cars.
- No, you can't give birth - in a bathroom.
- It fucking happens. - It's not a big fucking deal.
How could you not know?
What about your period?
I thought I was bleeding.
Oh, God, Naomi!
- Shut up! - Someone is coming.
Uh, no, someone threw up
all over the floor in there.
And diarrhea, too.
- Oh. - [ Moans ]
- Tittyfuck cunt nugget. - It's not loading.
- It's not loading! - Welcome to wellness 5G...
- Oh, God, it's one of those - YouTube videos
- Where you have to watch - the whole fucking ad first.
- You can't just skip. - Aaah!
Why can you skip some
and not others?!
What the fucking fuck!
Fuck!
Try WikiHow!
♪♪
♪ I like boys
I like pecs ♪
- ♪ Like them arms - when they flex ♪
- ♪ Like that print - in them sweats ♪
- ♪ Tell them girls, - "Thank you, next" ♪
♪ I like when they text me
sexy pics of 'em ♪
- ♪ Like them abs - when there's six of 'em ♪
♪ Tell them girls I'm sorry ♪
♪ I like boys
Mama, boys like me ♪
- ♪ I like boys who like boys - Mama ♪
♪ Yeah, I like boys
who like boys like me ♪
♪ Boys like me ♪
♪ Motherfuckin' boys like me,
bitch ♪
This being your third
dress-coding offense
- in the first month - of school,
- You need a guidance counselor - to sign off on this.
- No, please don't make me see - Mr. Saltarelli.
That man crushes dreams.
He collects antique
dental equipment.
Mr. Saltarelli is dead.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
How?
[ Faint pounding ]
Hi.
Hi.
How did Mr. Saltarelli die?
He lost sight of a drone
he was flying
and accidentally
flew it into his head.
- He fell unconscious in his pool - and drowned.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
- There was a guy - judging the U.S. Open
Who died when a player served
the tennis ball into his groin.
It's true.
His name was Dick.
That's also true.
I'm sorry.
You're the new
guidance counselor?
Sam.
Chester.
You know, we're supposed to call
teachers by their last names.
- Call me Mr. Fanger - if it feels more comfortable.
I've always been a bit
on the fence about it.
What can I do for you?
You have to sign my slip,
after you make sure that
I understand the consequences
of having things like
multiple dress-code violations
on my high school record.
Okay, Chester, do you understand
the consequences?
Three more,
and I am suspended
and waterboarded
and put to death or something.
Thing is I am a star
water polo player
with a 4.1 GPA,
and my tolerance
for giving a fuck is,
like, minimal.
- Where do you come down - on cursing?
Safe space.
Why do you keep
getting dress-coded?
Once for wearing a skirt.
Once for ripped jeans,
which the girls never
get in trouble for,
but they said the rips
were too close to my ass.
I mean, they didn't use
the word "ass."
I think Mr. Saltarelli said
"derriere,"
- which I had to Google - just to make sure
It was French for "ass."
But anyway...
What do you think?
Is this too close
to my ass?
What is it about for you?
Ooh.
What is it about for me?
I like how you said that all
cute and guidance counselor-y.
Is it a drag thing?
Are you into drag?
Give to get.
- Don't they teach you that - in guidance counselor school?
- More like how to deal with kids - who try to find things out
- About your personal life - that are none of their business.
Oh.
Okay, okay.
So, you know,
you being a shady bitch
is only gonna make me
like you more.
And if you want to therapize me,
I am all over it.
Like, go.
Like, let's get all
up close and personal.
You'll need to find someone
to lend you something for today.
If I have to wear something
from The Gap,
I am blowing my brains out.
That's not a suicidal
cry for help,
just to be clear.
But it could be
if The Gap is involved.
Where is that?
Oh, Tokyo.
I spent the loneliest year
of my life there.
I put it up to remind me
that when I feel alone,
I'm never feeling
that alone.
Is that, like, a prompt
to connect to sad kids?
Oh, boo,
you was doin' so good.
My school e-mail address.
If you need anything.
I need a shit-ton
of things.
I'm, like, a lot.
[ DUCKWRTH's " Crush" plays ]
♪♪
♪ I can just watch you dance
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ You could never let me down ♪
♪ Crush ♪
♪ I can fall in love with you
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
♪ Crush ♪
- ♪ You just running - through my brain ♪
- ♪ On it like dew - on the window pane ♪
♪ 7:00 am, we was up
all night ♪
♪ I was watching you dance ♪
- Hey, yo, - Chester, over here, man.
- Hey, I'll see you - at practice.
Alright, bro.
♪ I can just watch you dance
all night ♪
- ♪ And you would never - let me down ♪
- Hey. - Later still good?
- Yeah, - I'll meet you there.
♪ Crush ♪
♪ I can fall in love with you
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
♪ Crush
♪ I never planned to crush ♪
- ♪ But I'm saying all them - things to make you blush ♪
♪ This is such a rush ♪
- ♪ Blood to the head, - like I'm upside down ♪
- ♪ Let you cool down, - you ain't a tough guy ♪
♪ Say that ♪
- ♪ Unless you lookin' - for a rough ride ♪
- ♪ Poppin' wheelies - in the sunshine, play that ♪
- ♪ Put you on my BMX, - feel like a Maybach ♪
♪ Ooh, throw it back
just like a 8-track ♪
♪ Marvin Gaye,
we do it your way ♪
♪ Usher Raymond, do it my way ♪
- ♪ What happens - when you stick that jam ♪
♪ In the middle of the yams? ♪
♪ Crush ♪
♪ I can just watch you dance
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
Can anyone sell me a shirt?
I have a dollar.
- ♪ I can fall in love - with you all night ♪
Anyone?
let me down ♪
♪ And you would never
- -Shirt for a dollar? - -Sorry, man.
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
♪ Crush ♪
- "Magic Mike" stage show - over here.
- -Ow! - -Just kidding.
- I got dress-coded. - -Ow!
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
- ♪ Crush ♪ - [ Whistle blows ]
-Alright, let's see it!
-Hey!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
- You got it, you got it, - you got it!
-Nice!
-Chester, take the shot!
[ Cheering ]
[ Whistle blows ]
- [ Playing in headphones] - ♪ Could never let me down ♪
♪ I can fall in love
with you all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
♪ Crush ♪
♪ I can just watch you dance
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ You could never let me down ♪
♪ Crush ♪
♪ I can fall in love with you
all night ♪
♪ And you would never
let me down ♪
♪ A crush
is my favorite sound ♪
[ Laughs ]
I can't believe we got past!
I've been wanting to see
this one so bad!
[ Laughing ]
[ Siren wails in distance ]
[ Jackhammering and horns
[ honking in distance ]
Yo.
Yes!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ Electricity buzzing ]
Ah-ooooo-oooooooo!
♪♪
♪ Push, press ♪
♪ More, less ♪
[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
Fuck! Sorry.
♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
♪ Stop, go, fast, slow ♪
♪ Here together ♪
♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
[ Indistinct talking ]
Hey, I'm Riley.
Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nathan's not here yet. - Alright.
Uh, there's stuff
Cool.
to drink inside.
That girl, the one wearing way
too much pink... she's got weed.
She steals it from her parents,
but she'll charge you...
- while making low-key - homophobic jokes.
- She thinks it's okay - 'cause she has two dads.
Uh, well, maybe they're those
self-hating gays.
It's, like, a whole thing.
I'm really glad you came.
Thank you.
Don't break Nathan's heart.
Yeah, I feel like in general
I don't want to mess with you.
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct talking ]
Let's fuck those turtles up!
- [ Cellphone buzzing ] - Girl: Ah!
Group: Ooooh!
♪♪
Hello?
This is Sam,
your guidance counselor.
I got the picture
you sent.
Uh, shit.
And you thought... what?
I need to know
if you're okay.
I was worried.
Um, it's... it's...
It's called rooftopping.
- It's just a thing - that people do.
- [ Chuckling ] - You can Google it.
- How did you get - my number?
I called your house.
Your grandma gave it to me.
Look, I need to meet
with you Monday.
Why?
- Send a picture like that, - I'm doing something about it.
I have to.
No, you don't.
I have to.
Okay, I love me
a good savior complex,
but you're really
pushing it.
I know people who've tried
to hurt themselves.
I don't... I don't mess around
with stuff like this.
Um...
well, that's not me.
I'm relieved to hear it,
but I'd still like to
meet with you.
You said, "This is what
loneliness looks like."
Meaning
it's fucking beautiful.
Um...
Yeah.
I'll meet with you Monday.
I appreciate you
being honest.
No one ever is.
I'll always
be honest with you.
You just might not
always like it.
Bye.
[ Cellphone squawking ]
- Chingada! - Sorry.
That's okay.
Girl: Hey, are you even
real right now?
♪♪
I wasn't invited.
♪♪
♪ Everything won't go right ♪
♪ But still I learn ♪
- ♪ Even though I'm here - on Earth ♪
- ♪ Heaven is the place - I'm worth ♪
♪ I'll make it work ♪
- -Hi. - -Nathan?
- -Sorry. - -Hey, how's it going?
I'm having the worst night
of my life.
Wait, are you crying?
No, I-I just got something
in my eye.
- Fuck. - It sucks.
- Wait a minute, - I want to talk to you.
- -Can you take a picture of us? - -Seriously?
- I just said I was having - the worst night of my life.
This might be the worst night
of your life.
- Actually, no, - that might be
When your old youth pastor
messages you on Grindr.
- Okay, we're ready. - [ Chuckles ]
But... my point is,
for the most part,
it only goes up, right?
And you should get a picture
to remember
that you'll never feel
that bad again.
I'm not really
following you.
That's okay.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
♪♪
Girl: You ready?
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Laughs ]
What does it look like?
[ Laughter ]
[ Speaks Spanish ]
- ♪ I like boys - I like pecs ♪
- ♪ Like them arms - when they flex ♪
- ♪ Like that print - in them sweats ♪
- ♪ Tell them girls, - "Thank you, next" ♪
See you guys later.
- ♪ I like when they text me - sexy pics of 'em ♪
- ♪ Like them abs - when there's six of 'em ♪
♪ Tell them girls I'm sorry ♪
♪ I like boys
Mama, boys like me ♪
Um, hi.
Um, those portraits
you took of Lucía are amazing.
You're so talented.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I barely had to do anything.
Her eyes are gorgeous.
I'm obsessed with her.
Here, I'll show you.
This is the most amazing picture
I've ever seen.
[ Both laugh ]
- Oh, shoot, - that's out of focus.
Oh, no,
Yeah.
I didn't like that one.
- I'm sorry, I just... - No. Yeah.
It's...
The focus is weird.
- Oh, yeah, you're right. - This one.
This is the amazing one.
Yeah.
Are you coming tonight?
Definitely.
Cool.
Ana, can you help me
with my makeup?
What the fuck?
Yes.
[ Laughs ]
[ Radio playing Paulina Rubio's
[ "Yo Yo Siga Aquí ]
♪ Pensaré si queda
alguna manera ♪
♪ Pensaré si queda
alguna manera ♪
♪ Pa' que te fijes en mí
y entonces me quieras ♪
[ Gunfire ]
The guns.
- Tonight we're gonna have - a little kiki
About toxic masculinity.
[ Speaks Spanish ]
[ Gunfire and screaming ]
Go like this.
Now go like that.
More.
[ Laughs ]
Not too much makeup, okay?
Do you tell a banker
how to count money?
Shut the fuck up.
Who is she?
Who?
- The girl I'm beating - your face for.
Oh, uh,
it's not for anyone.
It's just,
you know, a party.
Bitch, please.
- I'm your aunt, - not your mother.
I don't care.
- Am I supposed to tell you - to be home at a certain time?
- -No. - -11:00!
I'm gonna
fucking kill you.
How about 1:00?
Thank you.
You talk to her today?
Who?
Tu mamá.
Uh-huh.
It's too stressful.
- I don't know what to say to her - on the phone.
She just starts crying.
What the fuck, Greta?
No seas egoísta.
I am not selfish!
- I don't know what to say to her - on the phone.
Why are you yelling at me?
Put yourself in her shoes.
Why do you care about her?
-She's your mother.
-She's a total bitch to you.
You watching us
while she's gone
is, like, her nightmare.
Yeah, mine, too.
[ Banging ]
[ Baby crying in distance ]
[ Dog barking ]
[ Cellphone squawking ]
[ Party music playing
[ in distance ]
- Chingada! - Sorry.
That's okay.
- Girl: Wait, are you - even real right now?
Hi! Oh, my God.
Your tits look so good.
And, um, can we talk
about that crop top?
- I hate it when hot guys - go queeny.
Like, stay with me, baby.
Be a man.
- Do your dads care - that you say shit like that?
Seriously,
you're such a bigot.
How can I be a bigot?
My parents are fags.
♪♪
Hey, there you are.
Wait, are you okay?
- Oh, my God. - [ Laughs ]
- I'm so sorry. - [ Clattering ]
- Wait, one second. - D-Don't move, okay?
I'll be right back.
Hi, hi, are you okay?
- -I'm alright. - -I'm texting Chester right now.
- Don't worry about Naomi. - You don't need a twin.
- You have me. - -I'm fine.
- Nathan: I just got something - in my eye.
Hi. Sorry.
Are you okay?
Chester: Nathan?
Family drama.
Hey, how's it going?
Oh. That sucks.
Wait, are you crying?
-My mom recently got, um...
-Fuck.
- Wait a minute. - I want to talk to you.
- Can you take - a picture of us?
Yeah, one second.
This might be the worst night
of your life.
Are you sure you're okay?
Actually, no,
that might be
- when your old - youth pastor...
Yeah.
Okay, we're ready.
But my point is...
♪ It's okay,
it's okay ♪
You ready?
- [ Camera shutter clicks ] - [ Woman moans ]
Man: Oh, yeah. You want pussy
and dick, don't you?
Woman: You like that
double Happy Meal.
You want to order a burger,
a hot dog,
and all the soda!
[ Shudders ]
Man: Oh, fuck!
Ah! [ Shudders ]
[ Moaning ]
- Man: Doggone it, Naomi, - that credit card's
For emergencies only.
- Naomi: - It was an emergency, Dad!
At bleepin' Nordstrom's?
[ Woman screaming ]
Yes, at bleepin' Nordstrom's,
Dad!
- If you had a bleepin' - monthly visitor
- And you were wearing - white pants,
You might have to go
to bleepin' Nordstrom's!
- So yeah, it... - It was a bleep...
- Megan: I'm gonna be in school - today for a fundraising meeting,
So I can take you
and your sister
to church for the rehearsal.
- Please wear a collared shirt... - Makes you look taller.
We have to leave right after
school, so meet me out front.
What did I say?
- -Meet you out front. - -Were you talking to me?
- Right after school. - No.
- Why are they - having a rehearsal
- When the wedding - is two weeks away?
Because we're organized,
- and because I have the mayor's - prayer breakfast to deal with,
And there are already
1,500 RSVPs.
Oh. [ Exhales ]
Mm.
Oh, no.
Please, no.
- -What? - -Nothing.
- Megan: I'm gonna be at school - today for a fundraising meeting,
So I can take you
and your brother
to the church
for rehearsal, okay?
- And please wear - the pleated skirt.
It's so nice
for your knees.
What's the purple dot for?
-Will you taste this, honey?
-Um, eggs.
- Venmo me... - I can take you and your brother
To the church
for the rehearsal, okay?
So meet me out front, okay?
What did I say?
-[ Snorts ]
-Wow.
Will you put down your phones,
please, and listen to me?
It's very frustrating,
you know,
that you insist on
seeing me in this way.
I am a loose person
with a wide range
of interests.
I'm blessed with many,
many friends.
I-I do appreciate
modern art.
I adore
the Spanish language.
You know, I'm...
I'm a fully formed person,
and yet you two...
You insist on seeing me
like this...
This stick figure,
and it's very...
it's frustrating.
- We weren't even - talking about you.
Father: Nathan.
If I ever start scheduling
sex dates on a white board,
- please just, like, - stab me repeatedly.
Same. Also, why did
they choose purple?
I loved purple.
- And now every time - I see purple,
I think about
Dad ramming Mom.
Oh, look, there's Jack.
Could he be hotter?
- You can hang with us, - you know.
- I don't wanna - third wheel.
Whatever. He knows we talk
about everything anyway.
- I mean, I tell you more - than you tell me,
- But that's just 'cause - you're not getting any.
- Literally all you're getting - is hickeys.
He wants me to blow him.
But I don't know.
Dicks are not cute.
Is he even circumcised?
God, you're nasty.
- Hi. - -Hey.
- -Hi. - -What's up, baby?
- -Hi. - -How you doing?
[ School bell rings ]
♪ I like boys ♪
Riley: Oh, shit.
- See, I don't find a crop top - on a guy sexy.
No, I agree,
but the ballsiness is...
and the zero body fat.
Jesus, can you please invite him
to your party tonight?
- No, I'm not gonna - invite him.
I don't know him.
Naomi hates me.
She low-key
hates everyone.
- Also, she can't start dating - and then ignore me
- And all of a sudden stop - watching "The Bachelor"
With me in season 23
and then be jealous of me
having friends.
Greta: Um, hi.
- Um, that Lucía picture - you took is amazing.
You're so talented.
Oh, thanks.
Are you coming tonight?
Definitely.
Cool.
- Nathan: - What a fucking hero.
- Riley, you need to - invite him.
I'm not gonna invite him.
What's this gonna say?
[ School bell rings ]
- You're reviewing - last night's homework,
Numbers 4, 6, 7, and 8.
- I had trouble - with number 8.
She's so annoying.
Okay, let's talk about it.
- Okay, "The ratio of boys to - girls in a physics class is 3:1.
- If six students are absent - and the total class number
Is divisible by six,
how many students are girls?"
- What's the problem, - Delilah?
The problem is
we don't live in a world
of just boys and girls.
What about
non-binary kids?
- Well, let's assume - that all the students
In this fictitious class
are straight.
I think the word you meant
to say is cisgender,
but anyways,
solving the problem,
- there are apparently - 36 boys
And apparently 12 girls
in a physics class,
which, when you think about it,
is pretty anti-feminist.
And, like, what about
the six absent kids?
Is anyone else thinking
they didn't show up
because they are
non-binary
- and felt sick - of getting bullied
By douchey
cisgender kids?
Well, um,
moving on to problem 9.
Actually, I also had trouble
with number 9.
"Magic Mike"
stage show over here.
Girl: Ow!
- Arianna: - What is this?
- Naomi: Bitch, they're hickeys. - Come on.
Oh, my God, I heard if
the hickeys are long and skinny
it means he's a sociopath.
But if they're round,
he's a normal guy.
They look kinda
long and skinny.
Really?
Also, a New Zealand woman
had a stroke
- because of a hickey, - okay?
- -You're joking. - -So be careful.
His mouth is lethal.
- -What are you doing? - -It's funny.
- No, it's not funny! - Give me your phone.
- -No. - -Give me your phone!
No!
such a douche?
Why do you have to be
Fuck you!
- Fine, snitch on me - to Mom again.
I don't care!
Priest: Okay,
how's everybody feeling?
A little nervous?
It's normal.
Okay, so I'll make
a brief intro,
- then I'll say - a few words about you...
Nathan: Oh.
- About how much your family - has meant to this church.
Megan: Oh, please,
no, no, no, no.
No, you don't have to
say anything.
- I couldn't possibly - dominate this.
It's not about me.
- -You know... - -It's about Natalia.
This is Natalia's day.
I do need to say something,
No.
Megan and Mark.
My goodness,
what you have done for us...
No, really, please, it's not...
It's... we do what we can.
Okay, so I'll be reading
from 1 Corinthians.
"Love is patient,
love is kind.
It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres."
- Can you please just keep it - a secret?
- You just said - you're not gay.
I'm not!
- Why would you even - record that?
- For the same reason - you took the picture.
-It was a joke!
-Me too!
How was I supposed to know
I was recording gay porn?
It's not gay.
A guy sending a guy
dick pics?
What could be gayer
than that?
Why wouldn't you tell me?
There's nothing to tell.
I tell you everything.
- I told you I might even - touch a dick.
Okay, well, maybe touching
a dick is very different.
Oh, my God.
If you want to do secrets
and shit, fine, we'll do it.
- I just... - I thought we were...
What?
I don't know, like,
not like that.
But if you show anyone
that picture,
I will project this video
on top of the fucking school.
[ Party music playing ]
[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
Fuck! Sorry.
♪♪
♪ Here together ♪
Oh, hey.
I totally crashed.
♪ Here together ♪
♪ What's your pleasure ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Let's fuck those turtles up!
♪ Look so pretty
dancing sideways ♪
Hey, Jack, can I, um,
talk to you for a minute?
Yeah.
♪ Spin me 'round
so I'm unwinding ♪
♪ Can you tell it's real? ♪
♪ I know the way
to make you happy ♪
This is, um...
Do you feel shitty?
'Cause I feel shitty,
and Naomi saw the chat...
She's not gonna find out.
- And it's not like it means - anything, right?
- It's just... - Just a hookup?
Yeah.
[ Both breathing heavily ]
- Mm, mm. - Sorry.
It's okay.
Do you want to?
I don't know, um...
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Grunts ]
Oh, dude, you just came
in my fucking eye!
Oh!
- Riley: - Wait, one second, okay?
- Hold on. - I'll be right back.
Hey. Are you okay?
I'm fine.
- Okay, I'm texting - Chester right now.
You gotta talk to him
before he leaves.
Hey, don't worry
about Naomi.
- You don't need a twin. - You have me.
- I'm fine, - I just need some water.
♪♪
♪♪
-Hi.
-Nathan?
Hey, how's it going?
Wait, are you crying?
No, I'm having the worst night
of my fucking life.
- Fuck! - Riley: That sucks.
- Wait a minute, - I want to talk to you.
- Hey, can you take - a picture of us?
- -Yeah, one second. - -Seriously?
- I just said I was having - the worst night of my life.
- You might be having - the worst night of your life.
Actually, no,
that might be
when your old youth pastor
messages you on Grindr.
But my point is...
♪ Been living on a prayer
all along ♪
♪ I can't erase my life ♪
♪ Everything won't go right ♪
♪ But still I learn ♪
- ♪ Even though I'm here - on Earth ♪
- ♪ Heaven is the place - I'm worth ♪
♪ I'll make it work ♪
♪ I wanna change, my lover ♪
♪ Even in the days I suffer ♪
♪ I can't get worse ♪
that you'll never feel
this bad again.
I'm not really
following you.
It's okay.
But will you remind me
tomorrow?
It sounds like something
I really want to remember.
♪ It's all good, it's okay ♪
♪ Everything is going my way ♪
♪ And when it's over ♪
Riley: You ready?
♪ And make it to
a brand new day ♪
♪ And then she'll say ♪
[ Sheets rustling ]
How badly did I embarrass myself
in front of Chester?
You were fine.
He liked you.
But?
But nothing.
But what?
- He said you were - really sweet.
Did you actually tell Naomi
you're bi?
No.
I can't believe
I hooked up with Jack.
It's okay.
It's really not.
- If I had a sister, - I would literally do nothing
But fuck her boyfriends.
[ Laughs ] Yeah?
Yeah.
Did you have fun
at your party?
Not in a life-altering way.
But yeah,
it was fun.
You should go
back to bed.
Will you sleep
next to me?
Sure.
In a bit.
[ Renforshort's "I Drive Me Mad"
[ plays ]
♪♪
♪ I can't quite help it ♪
♪ It's overwhelming ♪
♪ Sometimes I wanna stick
a cigarette in my ♪
♪ Eyes closed, not sleeping ♪
♪ It's just hard being human ♪
♪ Some days I wake up
and I feel like I just wanna ♪
♪ Dye my hair neon green ♪
♪ So I can forget I'm me ♪
♪ Don't wanna think about
drinking a glass of gasoline ♪
♪ I'm hyperventilating, pacing ♪
♪ I'm losing my patience ♪
♪ Feeling bad about shit
I didn't do ♪
♪ So dramatic, panicked, ♪
♪ I got pre-traumatic ♪
♪ Stress 'cause
nothing happened yet ♪
♪ But it did in my head ♪
♪ I drive me mad ♪
♪ I drive me absolutely crazy ♪
♪ I feel bad ♪
♪ For you 'cause I'm so
fucking paranoid and sad ♪
♪ All the time, you could
blame it on my mind ♪
♪ And now I'm mad ♪
♪ I drive me mad ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
♪♪
♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ I feel bad for you ♪
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ 'Cause I drive me mad, too ♪
♪ I drive me mad ♪
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ 'Cause I drive me mad, too ♪
♪ I drive me mad ♪
♪ I drive me absolutely crazy,
I feel bad ♪
♪ For you 'cause I'm so
fucking paranoid and sad ♪
♪ All the time, you could
blame it on my mind ♪
♪ Now I'm mad ♪
♪ I drive me mad ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
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