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Peter, come on, it's
time to wake up.
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You got to get to work.
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Uh, Lois, l ain't feeling good.
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Peter, what happened
to your voice?
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It-lt's so deep.
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I think l'm sick.
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Well, you don't
sound like yourself.
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In fact, you sound
kind of hot.
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I just threw up
two chicken gyros out my nose.
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They're on your side of the bed.
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Oh, say that again.
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But l want you to
keep talking to me
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in that sexy voice
while we do it.
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Okay, great.
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Let's pretend
you're a tollbooth worker,
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and l'm molesting you.
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Okay.
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I don't have any change.
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Now take off that parka.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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You're gonna have
to pay a high toll
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if you want to get
into this tunnel.
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Come on,
don't say stuff like that.
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I want you to be scared,
not make puns.
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Hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Good afternoon, l'm Tom Tucker.
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For those of you who turned out
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to see my stand-up comedy debut
at Zany's last night,
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I again apologize
for what l said about Moroccans.
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But today's breaking news
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is that the New England Toy
and Game Company
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has issued an immediate recall
of all of its stuffed bears,
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like the one shown here.
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The bear's eyes
can become easily detached
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and pose a potential
choking hazard.
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Oh, my God, that's the same
teddy bear Stewie has.
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We got to send that thing
back right away.
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Boy, l wonder
if there's anything more
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on Channel Two about this.
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Our top story, Channel Five
News anchor, Torn Tucker,
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has a meltdown
at a local comedy club.
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Look at you, you fat,
gross Moroccans
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with your ooga-booga food.
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Oh, my God, that
was amazing.
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I'm gonna have to
crawl to the bathroom.
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Yeah, that was incredible.
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It was the first time
I had an orgasm
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out the front and back.
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God, Peter, this voice of
yours is really something.
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Oh, l can't get
enough of it.
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Yeah, it's been pretty great.
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You know,
I even won a deep voice contest
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with Joe yesterday.
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I heard you coming.
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I made myself heard.
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Where have you come from?
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I've come from
where l've been.
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You still riding with that
mangy polecat Fletcher?
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Fletcher met the
long arm of the law
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at the wrong end of a shotgun
and the deep end of a grave
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at the far end of
a dead-end road.
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Winner!
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Well, l should
probably get going.
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Me, Joe and Quagmire
are going bowling again.
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We got a big tournament
coming up next week.
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Well, hurry
back, handsome.
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Oh, Peter, this
is so much fun.
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I feel like l have
a secret lover
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nobody else knows about.
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Just like Carly Simon.
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Ms. Simon, enough
years have gone by
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since you wrote your classic
hit, "You're So Vain."
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Don't you think it's
time to tell the world
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who that song was
written about?
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No. That will always be a secret
between me and him.
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You're so vain
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You probably think this song
is about you
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You're so vain
You're so vain.
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Come on, Rupert, let's go.
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This is the first day
we're allowed
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to the end of the driveway,
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and l intend
to take full advantage.
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Rupert?
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Rupert?
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Hey, What's going on?
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Brian, l can't find
Rupert anywhere.
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Have you seen him?
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Oh, l thought Lois
would've told you.
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She sent him back
to the factory.
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What? Why?!
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She was afraid he
was gonna choke you.
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Oh, that was
a game we played.
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Believe me,
I was in control the whole time.
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No, the company
issued a recall.
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But don't worry, they
sent a replacement.
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Here, the guy just
delivered it.
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Replacement?
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What the hell is this?
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What? Come on,
he's a cute little giraffe.
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Maybe you could call him,
like, Gizmo or something.
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Oh, look, he can fly.
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Whoosh.
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I hate him.
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His mouth is always open
like P. Diddy.
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Well, what do you mean?
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You ever notice how
in every photo of P. Diddy,
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his mouth is hanging open?
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Well, actually, Diddy hired a
guy to close his mouth for him.
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I'm telling you, this kid
is the next Justin Bieber.
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Young girls love him, but
he makes real music that...
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Sorry l'm late.
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Traffic.
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Good morning, Lois!
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How's it going, Brian?
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Peter, what happened
to your voice?
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Oh, ho, ho.
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You know what happened,
you sexy minx.
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My white blood cells
attacked the pathogens
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and created antibodies,
and then the pathogens
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were filtered out
by my kidneys into my urine
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and then expelled from my body,
you slut.
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Peter, not now.
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What the hell, Lois?
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Yesterday you were
all over me.
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And then, for a confusing
period, inside of me.
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I had no control over what
I did yesterday, Peter.
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I mean, l'm glad
you're feeling better,
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but, boy, that sick
voice of yours was hot.
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Damn it,
this sucks, Brian.
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I was getting laid
left and right.
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Yeah, sounds like being sick
was really working for you.
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Well, you know
what l got to do?
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I got to make myself sick again
and get that voice back.
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Peter, that might
be the worst idea
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anyone has ever had.
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Well, you're wrong there.
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The worst idea anyone ever had
was silver bullets.
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Barbara Liebowitz's husband just
bought her a diamond brooch.
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You know how he
afforded that?
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He uses regular bullets.
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Meg, have you seen Dad?
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Yeah, he's at the dentist.
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He's trying to get sick.
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Okay, go ahead
and spit.
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It's okay, go ahead.
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All right, Chris,
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I figured out a great
way to get sick.
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I'm gonna be a woman at work
who cannot get sick right now.
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Sweetie, maybe you
need to go home.
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I'm not going home.
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I cannot get sick right now.
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I have way too much to do.
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It's okay, everyone
will understand.
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No. l cannot get sick
right now.
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There's Kendra's birthday
and the baby shower,
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and with this move, l-l just
cannot get sick right now.
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I have to finish typing this...
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typing this...
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That's it; l'm
taking you home.
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You did this to me!
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Miss Lohan!
Lindsay!
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Over here, Lindsay!
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Excuse me, which one was
Lindsay Lohan's dessert fork?
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I think it
was that one.
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Give me cocaine!
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The History Channel presents
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Where in World War Two
is Waldo?
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Do l sound sexy?
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Tell me l sound sexy.
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Peter, what the hell?
You look terrible.
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Clear off the couch, kids.
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I'm gonna do your mother
right here.
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Oh, my God, Peter!
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Oh, l'm leaving.
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I cannot get
sick right now.
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Dr. Hartman,
is Peter gonna be okay?
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If one more person
asks me about a patient today,
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I'm gonna scream.
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What time is it?
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Peter, what are you doing?
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Get back in bed.
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I can't, Lois.
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I got the bowling
tournament this afternoon.
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Quagmire and Joe
are counting on me.
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Forget about bowling, Peter.
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You're very sick.
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You're not going anywhere.
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But if l don't go,
we'Il have to forfeit.
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I'm sorry, but you need
to stay here and get better.
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Well, then, you're gonna
have to bowl for me.
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What?
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Peter, l haven't bowled
since college.
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Please, you got to do
me this favor, Lois.
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You owe me from when l took you
to see Shakespeare in the Park,
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even though it was
the part of the park
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where the gay guys
go to have sex.
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To be, or not to be...
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Aah!
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Aah! Right there!
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Ignore that;
that's not part of the play.
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That is the question.
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Whether 'tis nobler...
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This isn't
love, by the way.
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Brian, get your keys.
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I need you to drive me
to that toy factory
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so l can get Rupert back.
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Stewie, Lois sent him back
'cause he's not safe.
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But, Brian, l miss him!
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Without Rupert, I...
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Are you watching
porn in the kitchen?
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Come on, man,
we eat in here.
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Anyway, l need you to
drive me to Middleborough.
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Middleborough? That's, like,
two hours from here.
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I'm not doing that.
Come on, Brian.
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Tell you what, you drive
me to Middleborough,
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and l'Il teach you my secret
to picking up chicks.
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Hey.
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You-me, ba-boom, huh?
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Thanks for filling
in for Peter, Lois.
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Yeah, okay, but l hope
you brought it today,
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'cause this ain't
no ladies' lunch.
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Well, l'Il certainly do
the best l can.
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But don't worry, Glenn,
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I'm one woman who knows
a thing or two about sports.
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Yeah, l know you think you are.
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Your softball chatter
made that quite clear.
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Okay, that's two down, guys,
two outs.
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Two out of the three outs
required.
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Okay, guys, let's go.
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Tom Brady is a quarterback.
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Okay, heads up, two down.
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College football is on Saturday.
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Okay, come on, look alive.
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NBA players
are predominantly black.
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Oh, hi, Lois.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm filling in
for Peter.
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He's sick.
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All right,
finally a little harpoon
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in the bowling alley.
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All right, what do you say
we get this thing started, huh?
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Nice roll, Lois!
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My God.
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If she chews gum,
she's got the whole package.
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Yes!
That's what l'm talking about!
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Take that, you jagoffs!
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I hope you die!
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God, Quagmire gets so
competitive with sports.
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Hey, Quagmire,
it's just a game.
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Take it easy.
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I'm not gonna take it easy!
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These guys are going down!
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You're going down
in front of all these people!
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All right, Lois,
it's all up to you.
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00:09:32,381 --> 00:09:34,575
We only need six to
beat the Pinheads.
257
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,877
And it would be four
258
00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:38,454
if someone could've hit
that seven-ten split, right?
259
00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:39,380
Joe!
260
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,624
Joe, Joey, Joey,
Joey, Joe, Joey, Joe!
261
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,391
Yes!
Yeah!
262
00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,477
Yeah! We did it!
263
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,733
Oh, what's this?
What's this?
264
00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:05,629
It says right here we won!
265
00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:07,325
We won, you dicks!
You suck!
266
00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,656
Um, excuse me,
would you mind keeping it down?
267
00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:11,987
We're having my son's
birthday party over here.
268
00:10:12,187 --> 00:10:13,239
Yeah, sure, sure,
sure, honey.
269
00:10:13,439 --> 00:10:14,832
What's his name?
Mikey.
270
00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,409
Happy birthday, Mikey!
271
00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:18,661
Yeah!
272
00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:23,716
Well, this is great.
273
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,217
So when you guys
aren't celebrating
274
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,545
a big bowling victory,
what do you normally do here?
275
00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:29,797
Uh, well,
sometimes we compare women.
276
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,049
Talk about who we'd rather
have sex with.
277
00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:33,300
Oh, that sounds fun.
278
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,352
How do you DEV?
279
00:10:34,552 --> 00:10:35,478
Well, it's like, um-
280
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,979
Okay, who would you rather do,
281
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,060
Kristen Stewart
or Scarlett Johansson?
282
00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,747
Oh, definitely
Scarlett Johansson.
283
00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:42,434
For one thing,
there's the boobs,
284
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,612
which Kristen Stewart
does not have.
285
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,614
Also, l get the sense
that Kristen Stewart
286
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,567
is more of a bath person
when she really needs a shower.
287
00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:50,952
She does seem
kind of dirty.
288
00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:53,320
Yeah, someone should write
"wash me"
289
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,947
in the dust
on that flat ass.
290
00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:56,123
Ha!
Ho-ho!
291
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,950
Move over funnyman
Richard Lewis.
292
00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:00,077
We got Richard Lois!
293
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:05,883
Well, here we are.
294
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,544
Oh, great.
Hey, maybe on the ride home,
295
00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,337
someone else can tell
a story.
296
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,074
So what exactly is
your plan here?
297
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,601
I've got it all
figured out, Brian.
298
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,145
This tour will take us
deep into the factory,
299
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,182
and when the time is right,
we'Il slip away and find Rupert.
300
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,475
Does anyone have
any questions so far?
301
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,918
Who's that up there?
302
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,278
Oh, that's our gunman.
303
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,856
Every once in a while,
one of our toys becomes real,
304
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,108
and we have to make sure
it doesn't get out.
305
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,703
Brian, look!
That must be where Rupert is!
306
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,708
Rupert!
My God, you're all right!
307
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,801
Oh, you missed so much!
308
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,303
I had to deliver a speech
to Britain,
309
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,006
and l overcame my stutter
through some pretty kooky means.
310
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,507
Brian, don't say
anything.
311
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,009
Uh, Stewie?
312
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,062
Oh, crap.
313
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,016
This is not the way out!
This is not the way out!
314
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,647
Hey, Horace, get that
wiener out of your hand
315
00:12:09,847 --> 00:12:11,732
and give us three more beers
over here!
316
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,526
Lois, you're always
giving me the business.
317
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,539
Hey, l meant
to tell you guys.
318
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,207
We shot some drug dealer
this morning,
319
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,910
and he had three Red Sox
tickets in his pocket.
320
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,711
That's awesome!
321
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,671
Oh, this'Il be so fun!
322
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,339
You know, if we leave
right now,
323
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,251
we can probably still get there
before the first pitch.
324
00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:31,218
HEY, you guys.
325
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,928
Oh, hey, Peter.
How's it going?
326
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,381
Peter, it's so good
to see you up and around!
327
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:36,820
Yeah, how ya feeling?
328
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,059
I'm feeling shipshape.
329
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:39,852
If the ship is
the S.S. Minnow!
330
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,604
Doctor said l'd be
making bland jokes
331
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,265
for about a week,
then l'd be good as new.
332
00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:45,357
Ah, that's good to hear.
333
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,935
Well, we were just on
our way up to Fenway.
334
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,311
Aw, you got tickets?
That's sweet.
335
00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:50,688
You know, there's
no better outing
336
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,898
than watching
nine innings.
337
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,576
Sorry, l'Il perk up
at the game.
338
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,153
Oh, well, actually,
we only have three tickets,
339
00:12:58,353 --> 00:12:59,655
and we're going with Lois.
340
00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:00,706
With Lois?
341
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,078
Oh, yeah, we've actually been
342
00:13:02,278 --> 00:13:03,577
having a great time with her.
343
00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:05,077
And she's quite
a bowler, too.
344
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:06,212
Is that all right,
Peter?
345
00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:09,081
Do you mind if l go
to the game with the guys?
346
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:10,091
Yeah, no, that's,
that's fine.
347
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,418
I mean, yeah, you only
got three tickets.
348
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:13,794
I mean, that's cool.
Have fun.
349
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,713
Okay, we'Il see you later.
350
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,766
Hey, Horace,
351
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,968
why don't you take that
wiener out of your hand
352
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,103
and get me a beer.
353
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,680
Don't talk to me that way,
you son of a bitch!
354
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,314
Oh, hey, Peter!
355
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:34,115
Oh, hey.
356
00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:35,716
Did you have fun
at the game?
357
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,118
Oh, yeah,
it was so exciting.
358
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,737
They scored the winning hit
right at the buzzer.
359
00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:41,113
I'm sorry you missed it.
360
00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:42,289
Yeah, no,
th-that's okay.
361
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,326
I've just been hanging out here
having a great time with...
362
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:46,418
Meg?!
Hey.
363
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,121
I thought you was a bag
of peeling potatoes.
364
00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:50,872
Well, maybe next time
you can come
365
00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,624
with us when we go
to Red Sock Field.
366
00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:54,176
Nobody calls it that.
367
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,338
Quags and Swanny were so funny
yelling things at the visitors.
368
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:58,305
Quags and Swanny?!
369
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,057
Lois, it's one thing
to steal my friends,
370
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,343
but don't go giving them
stupid new nicknames.
371
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:03,519
What are you
talking about?
372
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,579
I didn't steal
your friends, Peter.
373
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,639
I'm only doing
what you asked me to do.
374
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:09,525
No, l asked you
to take my place
375
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,643
at the bowling
tournament, that's it!
376
00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:13,145
Look, Lois, l have
my friends,
377
00:14:13,345 --> 00:14:14,029
and you have groceries
378
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,231
and all those rusty
pink razors in the shower.
379
00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:18,233
Now just stick to what's
intended for you
380
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,693
and leave my
things to me.
381
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,953
Are you saying
you want me
382
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:22,909
to stop hanging out
with Joe and Quagmire?
383
00:14:23,109 --> 00:14:24,865
They're my friends.
They're all l got!
384
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,496
And you know
how hard it is
385
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,285
for me to make
new friends.
386
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:36,418
Is this friends?
387
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,549
Stewie, we're never
gonna find him.
388
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,976
They're all
exactly the same.
389
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,388
Wow. l wish you could hear how
racist you sound right now.
390
00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:48,480
Come on. Can't you give
391
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,332
that giraffe at home
another chance?
392
00:14:50,532 --> 00:14:52,113
You know, for every one
they sell,
393
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,894
they save a giraffe
in the wild.
394
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,691
Sorry, giraffes!
They only bought one!
395
00:14:59,891 --> 00:15:02,444
Nah, they returned it!
396
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,033
And so Lois sweet-talks
her way backstage.
397
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,001
Next thing you know,
398
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,412
we're partying all night
with the trapeze people!
399
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,005
One of them drives a Volvo!
400
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,582
Drives a super-safe car,
does that for a living!
401
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,583
Go figure!
402
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,921
So what? She can name
a kind of car.
403
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,714
Big whoop.
I can do that, too.
404
00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:23,641
Vikki.
405
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,017
Vikki Carr.
406
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,518
Peter, relax.
It just happens
407
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,971
that your wife has some
funny stories, that's all.
408
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:31,023
Well, l got some
funny stories.
409
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,600
I knew a guy
who choked on an almond.
410
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,777
And he had a stroke.
411
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,438
Now he can't take care
of his own bathroom needs.
412
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,232
That's not funny.
That sounds sad.
413
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:41,942
Yeah, l feel
bad for him.
414
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,427
Oh, don't feel bad
for him.
415
00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:45,070
He got his name
in the paper.
416
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,248
What?
417
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:48,949
Please look at me!
418
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,376
What the hell's wrong
with you, Peter?
419
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,369
Nothing. What the hell's
wrong with you, Swanny?
420
00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:53,629
I'm Quags.
421
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,748
I don't know
who any of you are anymore!
422
00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:58,133
Oh, he's really upset.
423
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,927
I haven't seen him like this
424
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,842
since he saw
that Rocky Dennis movie.
425
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,757
Take off the mask!
That's your problem!
426
00:16:05,957 --> 00:16:07,134
Right?
427
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,269
That's it, Brian.
He's not here.
428
00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:15,476
None of these
bears are Rupert.
429
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:16,652
Stewie...
430
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,771
You don't have
to say it, Brian. l know.
431
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,276
So this is what it feels
like to be a grown-up, huh?
432
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,161
All alone in the world.
433
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,164
Look, Stewie,
nothing lasts forever.
434
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,867
You and Rupert had
some special times together,
435
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,285
and you'Il always have that.
436
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,163
What the deuce?
What's that noise?
437
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,289
I don't know.
438
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,343
Oh, my God!
Brian, look!
439
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,514
That's him!
That's Rupert!
440
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:54,940
How do you know?
441
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,646
You can't hear
him calling me?
442
00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,352
He's calling me,
clear as day!
443
00:16:58,552 --> 00:16:59,820
Ah. Yeah,
now l hear him.
444
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,397
Rupert, yes, we're here
to rescue you!
445
00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:04,253
Stewie, wait!
It's too dangerous!
446
00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,109
I won't let it end
like this, Brian!
447
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,547
Don't you give up on me, Rupert!
448
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,234
Hang on, Stewie!
Maybe l can help!
449
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,721
Maybe l can use this helicopter
450
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,673
to knock Rupert off
the conveyor belt...
451
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:28,974
Ah! Son of a bitch!
452
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,801
Recall room, Brian.
Nothing works in here.
453
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,427
Now come on!
Rupert's in trouble!
454
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,429
Okay, l'm coming, l'm coming.
455
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,565
Almost there.
You can do this, Stewie.
456
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:25,739
Damn it!
457
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,984
Brian, do something!
458
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,256
Oh, Rupert!
Thank God, you're alive!
459
00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,267
I'm... l'm ready now.
460
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,932
I'm ready to get off the pill.
461
00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:58,597
I think we should start trying.
462
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,019
Look, Peter, l think
there's something
463
00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:05,279
we should talk about.
464
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,981
I'm not reading the last page
of that dinosaur book.
465
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,753
I know something bad
happens to 'em.
466
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:11,265
No, Peter, we need
to talk about
467
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,578
this situation
with the guys.
468
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:16,406
Look, of course l like hanging
out with Joe and Quagmire.
469
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,959
But l like hanging out
with you more.
470
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,621
I mean, it's nice to make
new friends, but not if it means
471
00:19:22,821 --> 00:19:24,590
losing the best friend
I've ever had.
472
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,046
Yeah, well, l was
probably kind of a jerk, too.
473
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,503
I guess l shouldn't be
telling you who you can
474
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:30,796
and can't be
friends with.
475
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,849
HEY, You guys want to go
476
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,601
with me and Joe
to the roller derby?
477
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,803
It's great. You get
to see big, husky chicks
478
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:39,554
elbow each other
right in the jugs.
479
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:40,689
Oh, that sounds like fun.
480
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,982
Yeah, and l'm bringing
my grill
481
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,018
so we can eat corn in the
parking lot before we go in.
482
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,311
What do you say?
Who's in?
483
00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:46,987
Sounds great!
484
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,189
Yeah, that'Il be really...
485
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,202
You know what, you guys?
486
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,454
I think l'm gonna
just stay in tonight.
487
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,123
I got a huge stack
of coupons to go through.
488
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,701
Plus, l'm planning on having
my period really hard later,
489
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,203
and l want to be
in the tub when it happens.
490
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,163
You what?!
Gross.
491
00:20:05,363 --> 00:20:06,340
Oh, l get it.
492
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,417
Guys, l think Lois
is getting a visit
493
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:09,510
from her Aunt Period.
494
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,591
Yeah, and lots
of other chick stuff
495
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,320
you guys wouldn't be
interested in.
496
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,050
Peter, go have fun
with your friends.
497
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,177
Thanks, Lois.
498
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,791
Oh, hey, Brian.
Where have you been?
499
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,227
Oh, just reuniting
some old friends.
500
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,487
Huh. Me, too.
501
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,230
Feels good, doesn't it?
502
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,982
Sure does.
503
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,368
I love you, Rupert.
504
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,570
Don't you ever leave me again.
505
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,874
Mom, Stewie's dead!36304
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