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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Hey, everyone.
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You'll never guess
who I ran into
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at the market just now.
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Your hairdresser who's
almost dead from cancer?
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Ross Fishman.
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Your old boyfriend?
The one with the penis?
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Peter, would you stop
being so jealous?
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I dated Ross 20 years ago.
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That's right.
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And that means he had
you first, Lois.
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I'll always be Scottie Pippen
to his Michael Jordan.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Michael Jordan!
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(cheering)
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And Scottie Pippen.
(scattered clapping)
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FAN:
He's also good.
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FAN 2:
Why didn't they do Jordan last?
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FAN 1:
Alphabetical?
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FAN 2:
Oh, right. That's smart.
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You're smart.
But still.
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Peter, don't be ridiculous.
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Ross' wife was with him,
and in fact,
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they invited us all over
for dinner tonight.
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Oh, come on, Lois.
I hate that guy.
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I don't want to have dinner with him.
Hey!
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It's cooked food
in another house.
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That's exciting for
life-over women like me.
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We're going.
All right, fine.
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But I'm gonna stare at
his wife's boobs so hard
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that when they both go
into the kitchen together,
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it will be discussed.
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Ah, the cold car ride through
a dark, suburban night.
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Look out the window and
think of death, kids.
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It's a-comin'.
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Wow, Pam.
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Everything smells terrific.
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Did you make all
of this yourself?
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Yeah, I just got home from work,
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put down the lawyer's briefcase,
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and put on the chef's hat.
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You know how it is.
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Nah. She don't do nothing.
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So, Peter, Lois tells me that
you're working at the brewery.
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I think that's great.
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A real job.
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Trading futures,
that's not real.
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But the money is unreal.
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Hey. To real jobs.
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That's it, Fishman.
Shirts off.
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I want to see who's
got bigger pecs.
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Peter!
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Well, they look better
when they're oiled up.
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Pass the salad dressing.
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Oh, no, it's an almost-empty
squeeze bottle.
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Hang on.
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Eh, it's all out.
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There's dressing on that salad.
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Give me that salad.
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Yeah, who's
the better man now, Ross?
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Brian, what are you
doing down there?
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They didn't set
a place for me.
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Not a dog family.
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Oh.
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G'way.
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G'way, you.
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So, Ben, do you go
to James Woods High?
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(chortling):
No.
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I'm a junior
at The Meadows.
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It's a private school.
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Oh, do they do it so right
at The Meadows.
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Class size is so small.
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And they really
know your child.
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They care.
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Mr. Wiggins rested his thing
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on Jen Crosby's shoulder
during a test.
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Yes, I'm told James Woods High
leads the nation
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in teacher-to-student
"thing resting."
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Well, it's family
that really matters,
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and no family is
closer than ours.
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That's why we love
taking trips together.
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Here we are in Machu Picchu.
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Is that the topless place
in South Attleboro?
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I spat on a chick there
at a work retreat.
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Peter, just stop talking.
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What? We been places.
They ain't so great.
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Well, this year is perhaps
our biggest trip ever.
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We're climbing
Mount Everest.
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Oh, yeah?
Is that right?
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Well, so are we!
We are?
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Peter, I highly doubt that.
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I mean, no offense,
but it doesn't look like
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your family would
be up to the task.
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I think he's right about that.
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After all, we couldn't even
turn a double play.
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All right, Griffins, on the
ground, we're going to second.
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Let's turn two here.
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Ground ball's
a double play ball.
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Play's at second.
Let's look sharp.
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Tough "D." Tough "D."
Let's flash that leather.
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Head in the game.
Play's to second.
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This infield is
the Great Wall of China:
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nothing's getting past us.
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Good "D" behind you, Bri.
Good "D" all around.
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(bat cracks against ball)
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(in Stewie's voice):
I'm okay, everyone.
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Don't worry, I am okay.
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My voice sounds weird,
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this is weird, I know,
but I feel fine.
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Man, what a bunch of jerks.
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Yeah, we should call
Ross and tell him,
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"This is the hospital,
and your mom's dead."
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And then, he'll be like,
"What hospital?"
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And we'll be like,
"Saint Up Yours,"
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and then... and then
that's, like, two jokes.
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Look, I'm sorry, Lois.
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I-I know we can't
climb Mount Everest.
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I-It's just, that guy
really got to me,
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and I wanted to
stick it to him.
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Will you call tomorrow
and make some excuse
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that doesn't
make me look bad?
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Ooh, I know.
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Tell him I'm a
pathological liar
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and that I've been
under a lot of stress
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because of the child
rape charges I'm facing.
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I think we should do it.
What?
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Lois, you can't be serious.
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Oh, I'm dead serious.
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You think I liked sitting there
pretending to be polite
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to those people while they
talked down to us like that?
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Well, I'm sick of it.
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I'm sick of this family
always feeling second best.
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I want to do something
we can be proud of.
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I want Stewie,
Meg, and Chris
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to grow up
with some confidence.
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Then don't buy our shoes
at the car wash.
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But climbing the world's
most dangerous mountain?
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Isn't that a little extreme?
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Maybe.
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But if the Fishmans
can do it, so can we.
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Yeah, we're just as good as them
or any other family.
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That's right.
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You guys, we're
climbing Mount Everest.
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Let's do it!
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Yay! I drank seven cups
of coffee at the Fishmans'!
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(knocking)
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Oh, crap. It's Quagmire.
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I don't want him
knowing about this.
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He's always trying
to horn in on our plans.
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QUAGMIRE:
Hey, what's going on?
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You guys up to something?
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Shh-shh, kids, don't move.
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(doorknob rattling)
Hello?
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(knocking)
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So we're really doing this?
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We're actually gonna
climb Mount Everest?
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How are you okay with this?
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Well, if we make it
to the summit,
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I could pee there,
and then it would be mine.
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'Cause the rule is,
the highest pee wins.
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Okay, gang, once
we arrive in Nepal,
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we'll get all the supplies we
need for the trip up Everest.
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Okay, but remember, kids,
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the people there have
never seen people before.
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So when they walk up to you,
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quickly stuff a dollar bill
in their mouth.
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And then you can pet 'em
as much as you want.
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Is that true, Dad?
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Nah, truth is, I don't know
nothing about this place.
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I don't even know
why it's called Nepal.
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The mountains
look like nipples.
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Well, you can't just
call a country Nipples.
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What about Nepal?
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Ooh, I like that.
Ha.
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Shocker: God gets it right.
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(car horns honking)
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(bicycle bells ringing)
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Okay, now, we got to make sure
we've got all the provisions
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before we head
up to base camp.
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'Cause I don't think there's
gonna be a Star Market
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halfway up the mountain.
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(all laughing)
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Oh, Mom.
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That's our local
market at home.
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Okay, let's split up
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and meet in an hour
in front of The Yak Shack.
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And my mom is pounding
on the door,
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and I'm like,
"Mom, don't come in here.
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I'm yakking off."
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MAN:
Boo.
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So, I've been carrying this
really promiscuous guide around,
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and my back starts itching.
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I go to the doctor,
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turns out I got sherpies.
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PETER:
Ha-ha!
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Yeah, I'll meet
you guys here.
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I'm just gonna be here.
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Peter, I don't think we need
a donkey for this climb.
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Of course we don't
need a donkey, Lois.
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It's a status thing here.
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You, leather man.
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You sell me donkey.
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I don't know what it is,
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but you... have got... it.
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(all gasp)
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Oh, my God.
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It's enormous.
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Lois, this is probably a
terrible time to remember this,
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but I think I might have
left the weed whacker on.
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(engine revving)
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Well, look who's here.
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I didn't believe you'd actually
follow through with this.
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Oh, hey, Fishman.
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Hey, listen, on
a scale of one to ten,
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how bad is the bathroom
situation up here?
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Like, ten is a suite
at the Four Seasons,
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and one is
a tied-up raincoat sleeve
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at a party in your honor.
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Yes, we're here, Ross.
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When our family says that
we're gonna do something,
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we follow through
with it.
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Yeah, in fact, not only
are we gonna climb it,
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we are gonna beat
you guys to the top.
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(chuckles)
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I seriously
doubt that.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, so do I!
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Yeah, so you watch it, Fishman.
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We are gonna beat you so bad,
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you'll think you gave
Chris Brown an STD.
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Is that what happened?
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You're not gonna
beat us to the top.
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In fact, you probably won't
even climb Everest at all.
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You don't have the nerve.
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Like hell I don't.
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Getting to the top
ahead of you
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is gonna be one of the
greatest moments of my life.
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It might even beat graduating
from chiropractor school.
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Robert Baker.
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Brad O'Bannon.
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Anyone.
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Okay, the Fishmans are
heading up the North Face,
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but I've been studying
this map
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and I think we've got a better
chance of beating them
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if we go
up the South Face.
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Oh, we don't need
a map, Brian.
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I got us a GPMS machine.
254
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,670
WOMAN (annoyed):
Go up.
255
00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,100
What do you think?
Just go up.
256
00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,670
Sorry.
257
00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:12,670
Okay, can everyone
just stop freaking out
258
00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,440
and just give me,
like, two minutes?
259
00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,440
God!
260
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,850
(crying):
Everyone's always yelling at me.
261
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,480
W... All the questions!
262
00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,350
All right, well, maybe
we'll turn you on later
263
00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,620
and see how you feel.
264
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,870
She was so nice
in the store.
265
00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,210
Well, come on, everyone,
let's get started.
266
00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:35,630
(shuddering)
267
00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:39,030
Brian, I'm not sure
I can do this.
268
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:41,670
It's chillier out here
than Angelina Jolie.
269
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,970
Something like that.
270
00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,920
I-I-I don't know,
I-I-I'm so cold.
271
00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,390
She took that sad
old lady's husband.
272
00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,480
You're just gonna have to
block out the cold, Stewie.
273
00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,280
Picture yourself
in a warm place.
274
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,310
(breathes deeply)
275
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,950
Okay, I think I can do that.
276
00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,370
♪ Do you remember ♪
277
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,170
♪ The 21st night of September? ♪
278
00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:03,420
♪ Love was changing
the minds of pretenders ♪
279
00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:06,460
♪ While chasing
the clouds away ♪
280
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:11,300
♪ Our hearts were ringing ♪
281
00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:15,470
♪ In the key that
our souls were singing ♪
282
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,970
♪ As we danced in the night ♪
283
00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:18,970
♪ Remember ♪
284
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:23,240
♪ How the stars stole
the night away ♪
285
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,230
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
286
00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,650
♪ Ba de ya ♪
287
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,120
♪ Say, do you remember ♪
288
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,390
♪ Ba de ya ♪
289
00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:33,220
♪ Dancing in September? ♪
290
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,020
♪ Ba de ya ♪
291
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:39,710
♪ Never was a cloudy day... ♪
292
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,280
♪ ♪
293
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,300
Do you want the
heat on, sir?
294
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,640
Yes, please.
295
00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,660
♪ ♪
296
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,890
Oh, my God.
297
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,690
How are we supposed
to get across this?
298
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,490
W-We have to walk
on those ladders?
299
00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:13,230
Guys, be sure to look
down the whole time.
300
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:16,760
It's really deep
and freaky and disorienting.
301
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,500
(screaming)
302
00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,740
(thud)
303
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:23,640
Peter! Oh, my God!
Dad!
304
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:26,740
It's okay! There's a huge pile
of dead bodies down here
305
00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:28,110
that cushioned my fall!
306
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,740
Do any of them seem
like they have
307
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,950
any extra tampons
in their backpack?
308
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,720
Uh, no!
309
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,120
"No," like you checked
and there aren't any, "no"?
310
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,590
Or "no," you're
just assuming?
311
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,460
I-I'm embarrassed.
312
00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,660
(shuddering)
313
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,710
Peter, you left
the flap open.
314
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,800
It's like a thousand
degrees in here, Lois.
315
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,020
Close the tent now!
It's freezing!
316
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,670
Headline: "Woman Cold."
317
00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,980
(all panting)
318
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:14,210
My God.
I think I see the Fishmans.
319
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,210
They're down on that ridge.
We're ahead of them!
320
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,360
Well, then
let's keep moving.
321
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,710
You guys,
we can do this.
322
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,360
We can beat them!
323
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,630
Hey, you know, I heard, when
you drink at high altitude,
324
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:24,800
it hits you even faster.
325
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,250
Whoo! Party!
326
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,720
I love you guys!
327
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,920
You don't know
how much you mean to me.
328
00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,390
You think you're better than me?
329
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,380
Why can't you hit a curveball?
330
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,390
(sobbing):
I've done nothing with my life!
331
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:50,140
Hey, cats, is
everybody cool?
332
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,240
Sammy Davis Jr.?
333
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,640
What are you doing up here?
334
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,410
Whatever Frank tells
me to do, man.
335
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,250
Hey, Sam, get back in here
and carry my golf clubs.
336
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,780
Yas, boss!
337
00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,820
(laughs)
338
00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:02,050
Ew. Seems kind of racist,
doesn't it?
339
00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,710
No, no, 'cause,
'cause Sammy's in on it.
340
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,460
Okay...
341
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:08,630
But he's still
carrying the clubs.
342
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,430
This is so hard!
343
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:16,220
I can't do
this, Mom!
344
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,800
Come on!
Keep pushing, kids!
345
00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,140
We're almost there!
346
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,090
I'm feeling nauseous.
347
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,390
I think I got altitude sickness.
348
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,930
Hey, Brian, you want
a pukesicle?
349
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:29,260
I would love a pukesicle.
350
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,450
(gasps) I can see
the top of the mountain!
351
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:36,490
Let's move it!
352
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,850
We made it!
I don't believe it!
353
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,820
We climbed Mount Everest!
354
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:06,520
Isn't it amazing, Brian?
You can see for...
355
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:08,550
Oh, you're doing
your pee thing, right.
356
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,490
I don't really know
what the point is.
357
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,860
I mean, there's no way
other dogs can smell this.
358
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,130
Trust me, Stewie.
They'll know.
359
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,830
They'll know
the world is now mine.
360
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,300
(sniffs)
361
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,370
(bleep) no way.
362
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,320
Oh, my God, you guys.
363
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,990
I'm so proud
of us all!
364
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,340
We made it!
365
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,710
We proved that
we're not second-best!
366
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,710
ROSS: Well, look
who finally got here.
367
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,300
You, you beat us?
368
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,660
Don't feel too bad, gang.
369
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,770
We only beat you by one hour,
12 minutes, and 43 seconds.
370
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,470
And, quite frankly,
we're bored of it up here.
371
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,410
So you guys enjoy it.
We're gonna head back down.
372
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,910
I hate those guys.
373
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,280
Yeah, me, too.
374
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,890
Come on.
Let's head back down.
375
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,860
At least the hard part's over.
376
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,160
I'm not so sure
about that.
377
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,370
You might want to take a
look at those storm clouds.
378
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,390
(thunder rumbles)
379
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:04,860
Oh, my God.
380
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,710
Yeah, it looks like
it's closing in fast.
381
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,960
We're all gonna die!
382
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,800
All right, everyone get
into a hilarious pose,
383
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,220
so when they dig out
our bodies,
384
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,520
they'll have a good laugh.
385
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,440
Heh. This guy's
pretty funny.
386
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,160
This is terrible!
387
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,320
The storm keeps
getting worse!
388
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,950
Mom, I can't even see!
389
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,700
And the scarf Brian
called "a gay waste"
390
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,040
makes a rather
important appearance.
391
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,930
I'm so hungry.
392
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,130
Me, too.
393
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,260
I don't know
if I can keep going.
394
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,710
Peter, I still
don't understand.
395
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,270
How the hell can we
already be out of food?
396
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,970
Didn't I tell you
to bring trail mix?
397
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,600
Yeah, but by that
I thought you meant
398
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,210
a set list of totally awesome
tunes, which I do have.
399
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,270
♪ I got the power! ♪
400
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,510
And after this, it's
"Everybody Dance Now"
401
00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:00,280
and after that, it's
"Come Baby Come."
402
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,950
That sounds
like Jock Jams.
403
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,980
It is similar
to Jock Jams.
404
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,570
It is Jock Jams.
405
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,330
You guys, look,
there's something up ahead.
406
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,460
I think it's a person.
407
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,660
Oh, my God,
maybe they have food.
408
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,500
Maybe it's a rescue team.
409
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,930
Oh, my God,
it's Ben Fishman.
410
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:36,980
Is he...?
411
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,430
Yep. He's dead.
412
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,520
Oh, great. Not only are we
caught in this blizzard,
413
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,160
but there's some maniac up here
freezing people to death.
414
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,940
That poor boy.
415
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:47,860
We should bury him.
It's only right.
416
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,200
Yeah, yeah, we should, Lois.
You're right.
417
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,860
Or we could...
418
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:53,950
Could what?
419
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,200
Eat him.
420
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,870
(all gasp)
Brian!
421
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,340
Look, if we don't eat something
soon, we're all gonna pass out
422
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,540
from exhaustion and freeze
to death just like him.
423
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,930
Are we really
considering this?
424
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,800
We're talking
about eating a person.
425
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,960
Yeah, I'm not so sure
about this.
426
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,920
Oh, I thought
we decided.
427
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,970
I'm sorry.
428
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:18,470
Well... I guess
we don't have a choice.
429
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,400
I am oddly prepared for this.
430
00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:29,700
Oh, God, Peter.
431
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:32,120
I hope Ben would forgive
us for what we did.
432
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:35,760
Look, we needed to eat,
the same way birds need to fly.
433
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,990
What do you mean, you don't have
our names on there?
434
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,230
My wife and I absolutely have
to be on this flight.
435
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,900
I'm doing the best
I can, sir.
436
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,400
Do you have
your confirmation number?
437
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,500
I think you'll find all the
information you need on here.
438
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,270
Sir, this is just
a piece of paper
439
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,970
with the word "south"
written on it.
440
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,720
Can I speak to your supervisor?
441
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,730
You guys, there's
someone up ahead.
442
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,900
Ben?!
443
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,300
Ben?!
444
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,230
Oh, my God, it's
the Fishmans.
445
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:03,940
They look terrible.
446
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,900
(wearily):
Have you seen Ben?
447
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,770
We lost him
in the storm.
448
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,660
We're headed back up
to find him.
449
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:11,980
I just hope he's not trapped
in some crevice somewhere.
450
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,450
Well, my gut tells me
he'll be squeezing himself out
451
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,980
of a crevice very soon.
452
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,960
Oh! We finally made
it below the storm.
453
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:29,060
Look! I see base camp!
454
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:34,770
Yay!
We're gonna be okay!
455
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,270
(thunder crashing)
456
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:41,270
Wait! We have to go back.
457
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,190
What? What are you
talking about?
458
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,360
Kids, your mom is clearly
delirious from the altitude.
459
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,400
I say we leave her
behind and marry
460
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,330
that hot new assistant
from my work.
461
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,070
Look, Ben freezing to
death was one thing.
462
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,100
We had nothing
to do with that.
463
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:55,870
But we just let Ross and
Pam walk back up there,
464
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,440
probably to
their deaths.
465
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,670
And you know what?
That's not who we are.
466
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,060
We're the Griffins.
And you know how we win?
467
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:04,910
You know how we keep
from being second-best?
468
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,130
We do the right thing.
469
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,570
We go back up there
and save them.
470
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,670
Tell me again why we ate
a person before we ate the dog.
471
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,150
(sighs) Your mom's right.
472
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:16,220
Let's head
back up there.
473
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,890
Plus, if we don't rescue
the Fishmans,
474
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:19,540
their Jewish god is
just gonna sit there
475
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,180
and make us feel guilty.
476
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,480
You do... whatever you want.
477
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,520
(sniffing)
478
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,390
Over here!
I think I smell 'em!
479
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:39,200
Oh, my God!
Look down there!
480
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,570
We got to get them out!
They'll die down there!
481
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:46,370
Well, we've got some rope.
482
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,040
(ice cracking)
483
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,510
Quick, Peter!
484
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,910
You're the only one strong
enough to carry two people.
485
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,920
(gasping)
486
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,810
(grunting)
487
00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,950
All right, I got 'em!
Pull me up!
488
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:22,040
(all grunting)
489
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,660
Peter, we can't do it!
490
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:25,290
You're too heavy!
491
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,910
Keep going!
You're almost there!
492
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,640
I found a rock I like.
493
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,170
Griffins, I don't know
how to thank you.
494
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,080
We never would have made it
without your help.
495
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,980
Oh, you would've done
the same for us.
496
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,850
There are more important things
than a petty rivalry.
497
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,410
We're just happy
that you're okay.
498
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,350
PAM: Well, thank you both.
You saved our lives.
499
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,820
And Peter, I'll never
forget what you did for us.
500
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,500
You're a good man.
501
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,880
All right, you rest up, get better,
we ate your son. Bring it up!35787
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