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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO ๏ปฟ1 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:06,918 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,284 We could totally end up together! 3 00:00:08,285 --> 00:00:09,443 He's got a wife. 4 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,315 He doesn't know he's adopted, does he? 5 00:00:11,316 --> 00:00:13,563 I am the kid's biological mother. 6 00:00:13,564 --> 00:00:14,783 You should join the baseball team. 7 00:00:14,784 --> 00:00:16,122 It'd look good on your applications. 8 00:00:16,123 --> 00:00:17,364 I have arranged it 9 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,844 so you could invest in your dreams 10 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,455 and a grandbaby. 11 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:23,587 This is straight-up blackmail. 12 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,715 It's really important to Melissa 13 00:00:25,716 --> 00:00:27,763 that we're all in a good place. 14 00:00:27,764 --> 00:00:29,436 I know a lot of deep-pocket people 15 00:00:29,437 --> 00:00:31,334 who could help you get your car business off the ground. 16 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,509 Connor was right about you. 17 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:33,858 He said you'd make me a lot of money. 18 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,077 Guys, right now, 19 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,688 we gotta get this out of here. 20 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,331 What have we done? 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,647 I like to tell my customers 22 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,527 that gardening isn't just about planting seeds. 23 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,964 Nature is full of surprises. 24 00:00:54,914 --> 00:00:56,977 A flower isn't always just a flower. 25 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:02,914 One sunflower is actually made up 26 00:01:02,915 --> 00:01:04,857 of thousands of tiny flowers 27 00:01:04,858 --> 00:01:07,196 held together on a single stalk. 28 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:13,289 Dirt isn't just a layer of earth. 29 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,726 Oh! Oh! 30 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:18,468 It has more organisms in one teaspoon 31 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,183 than there are people on the planet. 32 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,429 And those plants in your garden 33 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,848 aren't just sitting there quietly. 34 00:01:26,849 --> 00:01:27,869 What? 35 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,740 They're busy talking to each other 36 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:33,004 through an underground network of fungi and bacteria. 37 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,484 Wait. 38 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:36,095 Slow down. 39 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,752 So anyone can garden. 40 00:01:40,753 --> 00:01:43,685 How can we have frost? 41 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,932 This cannot be happening. 42 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,021 It's way too early. 43 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,545 The cup's in a month. 44 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,590 But to keep one alive, 45 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,941 you have to expect the unexpected. 46 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,124 Medium-low, everyone. 47 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,446 Keep the air slow and steady. 48 00:02:05,447 --> 00:02:06,473 It's gonna be fine. 49 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:07,822 What makes you so sure? 50 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,493 Because I keep my weed in the freezer, 51 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:10,781 and that stays fresh. 52 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,087 Not how it works. 53 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,607 We're just looking for a little volume, people, 54 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:17,443 not a stick-straight blowout. 55 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:18,615 How are the marigolds? 56 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,313 - They're on life support. - Oh. 57 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:22,060 That's where Marilyn's gonna be. 58 00:02:22,061 --> 00:02:23,098 Only if we tell her. 59 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,069 Oh, she's definitely gonna know. 60 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:27,320 How? She's in Frankenmuth buying garden flair. 61 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,973 That's how. 62 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,545 Donna! Don't you dare. 63 00:02:30,546 --> 00:02:32,204 - Donna, hang up the phone. - End call! 64 00:02:32,205 --> 00:02:33,304 - Hang up the phone! - Hit End Call! 65 00:02:33,305 --> 00:02:35,110 - Donna, now! - Hang up the phone, Donna! 66 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,117 Bitch, get off! 67 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,834 OK, now we just have to... 68 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:44,147 - survive the thaw. - Yeah. 69 00:02:44,148 --> 00:02:46,100 Mother Nature's not winning this round. 70 00:02:46,101 --> 00:02:47,992 Not on my watch. 71 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,865 Oh. 72 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,825 Donna! 73 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,445 Flip the switch! 74 00:02:59,961 --> 00:03:04,026 What doesn't kill this garden only makes it stronger, people. 75 00:03:04,027 --> 00:03:05,619 Come on! 76 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,825 She might be more Marilyn than Marilyn. 77 00:03:07,826 --> 00:03:09,408 Mm-hmm. 78 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:13,991 No heads up? 79 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,427 I didn't wanna add to the stress. 80 00:04:15,428 --> 00:04:16,873 - Could've texted. - You said it was triage. 81 00:04:16,874 --> 00:04:18,847 - This is worse than a frost. - Breathe. 82 00:04:18,848 --> 00:04:20,347 When? 83 00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:21,393 This morning. 84 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:22,739 - For how long? - Wouldn't say. 85 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:23,827 Oh, my God. 86 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,089 Breathe. 87 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,285 Mom? 88 00:04:28,397 --> 00:04:30,148 My baby girl. 89 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,842 Again. 90 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,061 More like that. 91 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,820 Keep your chest up over that front knee. 92 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,980 Where'd you find this guy? 93 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,765 I know a pitcher for the Tigers. 94 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:52,116 Pays to have friends in high places. 95 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,945 Actually, I dated him. 96 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,015 Was he married too? 97 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,345 I don't know what you mean. 98 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,695 I saw you with Joel. 99 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,619 Maybe you misunderstood. 100 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,395 All over town. 101 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,429 Throw it, don't pitch it. Quit aiming. 102 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:13,616 Nice. 103 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,315 It just happened. 104 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,232 I stupidly trusted you cared about my son. 105 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,408 I do. 106 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,105 This is how you show it, 107 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:27,029 by ripping apart his family? 108 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,984 What do you want me to do? 109 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,683 Choose. 110 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:40,153 My husband or my son. 111 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,995 Are you serious? 112 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:49,951 Well, being a real mom means making tough choices. 113 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,473 What if I can't? 114 00:05:57,474 --> 00:05:58,835 I'll choose for you. 115 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:02,178 If you tell him, he'll hate us both. 116 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:06,983 Then he'll just have to decide which mom to hate more. 117 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,804 That was amazing. 118 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,849 His fastball's nearly 90. 119 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,764 I wasn't even warm. 120 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,732 Is that enough to make the team? 121 00:06:16,733 --> 00:06:18,152 Eh, too early to tell. 122 00:06:18,153 --> 00:06:19,203 He is a little wild. 123 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,236 Oh, don't worry, we'll get him there. 124 00:06:20,237 --> 00:06:22,424 - We'll get him there. - Keep working on that slider. 125 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:29,048 Come on, let's get to work. 126 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:42,238 Ahh. OK, that one's on me. 127 00:06:42,239 --> 00:06:44,874 No, no, no. Your money's no good tonight. 128 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:47,391 But we're celebrating you. 129 00:06:47,392 --> 00:06:48,494 No, but if it wasn't for you, 130 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,712 I wouldn't be able to afford any of this. 131 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,540 All right, but if we're being honest, 132 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,926 we should toast to whoever bought that Camaro. 133 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:54,528 Can you believe? A bidding war? 134 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:56,001 Well, yeah, I saw the picture. 135 00:06:56,002 --> 00:06:57,024 Pretty cool, right? 136 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,417 Real pimp, dawg. 137 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:03,387 So, um, things keep going the way they're going, 138 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:05,467 Steve, uh, thinks we should open a shop. 139 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,313 Wouldn't you miss, uh, working the register 140 00:07:07,314 --> 00:07:09,253 at the garden place? 141 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:13,432 - Oh. - Come here. 142 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,563 You know them? 143 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,086 Yeah. They're from my firm. 144 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,567 What's up, Danimal? 145 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:19,916 We've been over this, Connor. 146 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,352 It's just Daniel. 147 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,658 You gotta loosen up, man. 148 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,094 How'd you like it if I called you 149 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,227 Corndog or something? 150 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,576 Y'all grabbing some drinks? 151 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,971 It's a bar, so... 152 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,234 Sure. Yeah. 153 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,303 Hey, all right, I'll, uh... yeah. 154 00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:37,499 I'll catch you in the trenches maรฑana. 155 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:41,111 Uh, they seem like dicks. 156 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,678 Nah, they're good guys. 157 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,089 - Really? - Yeah. 158 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:46,116 You know, they're just a little threatened. 159 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,730 I mean, uh, nobody bills more hours than me, 160 00:07:48,731 --> 00:07:50,643 - and they know it. - Uh-huh. Gotcha. 161 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,515 Plus, Danimal can't stand that I went to Yale Law. 162 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,777 He only went to Penn. 163 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,127 That garbage pile. 164 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,598 Yeah, but hey, I mean, it's... it's all in good fun, right? 165 00:07:59,599 --> 00:08:00,957 I mean, at the end of the day, 166 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,785 we respect each other like brothers. 167 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:09,183 Well... 168 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,663 one thing's for sure, man. 169 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,621 What's that? 170 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,867 I got you all wrong. 171 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:20,716 Whoo! 172 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,631 Yes, sir. 173 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,387 Two more, sir. 174 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:40,170 Black tie event in a couple of days. 175 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,607 Fancy. 176 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,999 I guess. 177 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,566 Uh, anyway, 178 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:48,390 took me a while to get everything. 179 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,006 You look tired. 180 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:54,457 Maybe double check, make sure it's what you need. 181 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:57,797 I only get about 4 hours a night myself. 182 00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:00,618 Well, with your line of work... 183 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,584 Now leave the rest to me. 184 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,528 Wait, wait. 185 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,851 This is the only way, right? 186 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:14,556 I mean, in your, um, professional opinion? 187 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:19,383 Guys like Connor deserve everything coming their way. 188 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,409 Hi. 189 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,859 I will have a skinny vanilla latte 190 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,336 with 2% milk and, uh, 191 00:09:50,337 --> 00:09:52,843 one of those paintings on the wall. 192 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,246 Which one? 193 00:09:56,247 --> 00:10:00,337 Um, how 'bout that one, the Statue of Liberty thing? 194 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,517 You mean "Lady Justice on Fire"? 195 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,846 Yep, whatever. 196 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:09,782 - $2,004.53. - Oh. 197 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:12,698 I'll give you $2,100 for it. 198 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,353 No. 199 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,572 You can't afford this. 200 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,660 $2,200. 201 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,668 Do I hear $2,250? 202 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:20,923 No, it's not an auction. 203 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,925 $2,250. 204 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,622 - Cash or card? - Oh, um, card. 205 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,844 Hey. 206 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,194 Wha... what are you doing? 207 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,832 What, so you're gonna... you're gonna rack up 208 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,111 credit card debt just to prove a point? 209 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:38,120 Well, it's better than being indebted to you. 210 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,682 Eventually you're gonna have to pay it down, though. 211 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,683 I am paying it down. 212 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,032 On a teacher's salary? 213 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,427 Teacher, cheer coach, 214 00:10:44,428 --> 00:10:46,835 debate advisor, fall musical director. 215 00:10:46,836 --> 00:10:48,385 We're doing "Into the Woods." 216 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,431 Congratulations, Alice. 217 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:53,022 You have somehow found a way to make your life 218 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:56,089 more exhausting than having a baby. 219 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,873 My uterus, my choice, Patty. 220 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:03,288 So how is your writing going? 221 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,514 I'm sorry, who's actually buying the painting? 222 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,755 I am. 223 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:16,066 She'll pay for my latte too. 224 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,938 Don't ever come to me to bail you out again. 225 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,119 Sorry. 226 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,862 And an oat milk cappuccino, please. 227 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,229 $2,012.42. 228 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,179 Uh, what's all this? 229 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,304 Breakfast. 230 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:51,100 Uh, we're a family, not a platoon. 231 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,650 A simple thank you would suffice. 232 00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:56,103 Thank you, but the kids are fine with cereal. 233 00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,825 Well, you and Tucker have to eat too. 234 00:11:57,826 --> 00:11:59,865 Tucker has a protein bar, and I do coffee. 235 00:11:59,866 --> 00:12:02,764 That is not enough to fuel your day. 236 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,085 I've been skipping breakfast since the seventh grade. 237 00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:06,645 That's because we didn't know the effects 238 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:09,719 back then, like smoking. 239 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,603 Where's the coffee, Mom? 240 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,736 In the cupboard, above the machine. 241 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,352 Please stop moving everything around. 242 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,990 It just makes more sense for the coffee... 243 00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:31,395 I like my things where I like them. 244 00:12:32,192 --> 00:12:36,474 Maybe if you ate breakfast, you wouldn't be so cranky. 245 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,411 Why are you doing this to me? 246 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,190 You've got a lot going on right now. 247 00:12:44,191 --> 00:12:45,546 I don't need your help. 248 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,983 I just don't want your family to slip through the cracks. 249 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,942 The kids can handle it. 250 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,987 What about your marriage? 251 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,294 What's that supposed to mean? 252 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,427 You've already caused enough damage. 253 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,214 Chocolate chip pancakes? 254 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,389 Can I have whipped cream? 255 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,130 - Yes. - No. 256 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,740 Hey. 257 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,615 I got those peanut butter protein bars you like. 258 00:13:07,616 --> 00:13:08,699 Ah. 259 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,957 - Is that eggs B, Dianne? - Yes. 260 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,140 And there's hollandaise sauce on the stove here. 261 00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:14,270 Oh. 262 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,012 Come on, it's eggs B. 263 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,172 OK, well, just be fast. 264 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,189 Not too fast. 265 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,538 You don't wanna get a tummy ache. 266 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,946 Well, I have a new listing to get to, so... 267 00:13:23,947 --> 00:13:25,064 Go ahead. 268 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,761 Grammie'll take 'em to school. 269 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,068 Yay. 270 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:30,024 Can you also come pick us up from school? 271 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:31,940 Yes, my little angel. 272 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,323 More whipped cream, please. 273 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,863 Oh, hi. 274 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,604 Hey. 275 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,270 Thought I'd just let myself in. 276 00:13:45,271 --> 00:13:46,389 Yeah, of course. 277 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,568 Everything OK? 278 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,309 I just didn't realize what time it was. 279 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,963 Yeah. 280 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,357 One of these for me? 281 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,925 Yeah, sure. 282 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:04,059 - So Ford was amazing in practice today. - Mm. 283 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,760 Scoop says he has, like, a killer slider. 284 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,235 - Amazing. - Yeah. 285 00:14:07,236 --> 00:14:09,673 I can't believe I didn't make him stick with T-ball. 286 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,674 Hmm. 287 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,116 Totally. 288 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,071 You're acting weird. 289 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,290 What? 290 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,597 I'm excited for Ford. 291 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,599 Well, I thought you'd be excited to see me too. 292 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,901 You distilling that vodka yourself? 293 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,838 Oh. 294 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,815 Hello, Officer. 295 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:38,267 Uh... 296 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,834 hi. 297 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,923 What kind of trouble are you in now, darling? 298 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:49,409 Um, this is my friend Joel. 299 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,324 I'm sorry. 300 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,326 Who are you? 301 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,676 I suppose I'm also a friend. 302 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,452 Right. 303 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,424 Well, I suppose this is yours. 304 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,948 Thank you... 305 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,217 for your service. 306 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,173 Could you give us a second? 307 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,125 What am I doing here? 308 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,707 I thought you were coming later. 309 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,493 I mean, what is this? 310 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,060 I don't know. 311 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:36,151 It's what it's always been. 312 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,722 Yeah, I'm gonna need more than that. 313 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,244 It's fun, OK? 314 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,854 You're fun. 315 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,468 Who the hell is that? 316 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,384 My ex-husband. 317 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,252 Which one? 318 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,867 Does it matter? 319 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,696 Well, I'm just trying to figure out 320 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,525 where I fit in here with your harem. 321 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,051 You don't, OK? 322 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,096 'Cause what? 323 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,479 You slumming it with me? 324 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,493 I didn't say that. 325 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,669 Yeah. 326 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,177 You didn't have to. 327 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,691 I'm sorry. 328 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,465 I knew you were all kinds of trouble. 329 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,422 Well... 330 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,527 If that doesn't keep a squirrel from nesting, 331 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,269 I don't know what will. 332 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,923 He never would have accepted it any other way. 333 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:56,753 Well, that was a performance worthy of the West End. 334 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,719 Except no one wins an Olivier. 335 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,599 Especially not you, dear. 336 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,327 Oh, darling. 337 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,820 She warmed up the kids' PJs in the dryer last night. 338 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,039 Sounds like a good thing. 339 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,649 Sure, it's the best. 340 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,429 And now they expect it forever. 341 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,955 Oh, eventually, they'll grow up. 342 00:17:26,957 --> 00:17:29,699 Nope. Tucker loves it too. 343 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,136 Monica! 344 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,487 Can we please put the domes in a straight line? 345 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,888 Like I asked 1,000 times? 346 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,578 Oh, my God. 347 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,951 Well, your mom sounds like a real control freak. 348 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:44,453 This morning, I found my vibrator in the dishwasher. 349 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,238 You have a vibrator? 350 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,765 Whoa, this is, like, the first thing 351 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,979 you've said all day. 352 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,634 My drama is not as juicy as hers. 353 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:55,067 I mostly use it for my neck, but every once in a while, 354 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:56,117 you know. 355 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,119 Guys, I can hear you. 356 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,729 How long is she staying? 357 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,989 Till she can fix whatever's wrong with my life. 358 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,213 My advice? 359 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:09,602 Get ahead of it before she takes your whole family down. 360 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,220 Jeez, what happened to you? 361 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,515 Yeah, are you OK, sweetie? 362 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:14,983 I'm just gonna redecorate my house 363 00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:17,339 until I don't feel anything anymore. 364 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,382 Oh, do you need any art? 365 00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:20,384 - No. - Say no. 366 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:21,447 Oh, come on, I just need 367 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,144 a few more walls to store everything. 368 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,319 Yeah, and by a few more walls, 369 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,138 she means all of your guest bedrooms. 370 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,231 Your entire garage. 371 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,802 Doug is just too prolific. 372 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,485 Because he thinks he's actually selling them. 373 00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:33,191 Well, technically, he is. 374 00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,634 At your expense. 375 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,507 I will deal with my own life later. 376 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,289 Yeah, that's what I told myself 377 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,751 when I put Melissa through law school. 378 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,217 No, it's not the same. 379 00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:45,210 Oh, then what's in it for you? 380 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:49,170 Never having to see the look on his face if he found out. 381 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,462 Gonna redo the entire interior, all leather, 382 00:18:57,464 --> 00:19:00,631 put in rally gauges, uh, get rid of the drum brakes, 383 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,618 put in disc, you know. 384 00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,506 Will that cover it? 385 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,453 Uh, yeah... And then some. 386 00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,193 Well, consider the rest an advance. 387 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,716 You really don't have to do that. 388 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,544 Actually, I do. 389 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,980 What... what do you mean? 390 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,678 Uh, just doing a little housekeeping. 391 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,766 You know what I mean. 392 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,399 I don't. 393 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,291 Well, the IRS is doing their usual digging around. 394 00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:28,992 Just gotta keep our noses clean for a minute. 395 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,907 My nose is clean. 396 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,607 Exactly. 397 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,801 Just like that, when they come knocking. 398 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,040 Why are they knocking, Steve? 399 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,992 Man, you are, like, scary good at this. 400 00:19:44,994 --> 00:19:46,306 No wonder Connor put us together. 401 00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,011 I'm... I'm serious. 402 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,756 Uh... 403 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,932 what did Connor tell you about me? 404 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,413 None of this. 405 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,921 All right. 406 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:02,374 So I got my hands in all types of things, right? 407 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:06,250 Uh, laundromats, car washes, lot of cash-based investments. 408 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,252 Mm-hmm. 409 00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:09,816 And you know how greedy Uncle Sam can get. 410 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:15,604 So from time to time, I inflate a little in one, 411 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,613 put it in the other. 412 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:23,090 So... so I've been laundering money for you? 413 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,817 That's why I always take care of my partners. 414 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,271 - We could get in a lot of trouble. - Don't worry. 415 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,317 All right? Connor will fix it. 416 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,058 I've never done more than 30 days. 417 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,756 Take it back. 418 00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:38,037 You're being crazy, Brett. 419 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:39,846 I don't wanna be a part of this. 420 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:43,545 I hate to say it, 421 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,947 but you already are. 422 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,959 Who's hungry? 423 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,874 We already had dinner, Mommy. 424 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,070 Grandma wanted Thai food. 425 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,877 Plenty of leftovers. 426 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,397 Pad woon sen. 427 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,855 Mmm. 428 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,509 So... 429 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,733 Another trip around the sun, Mom. 430 00:22:19,735 --> 00:22:21,739 No, it's not for another week, honey. 431 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,681 Like we won't be celebrating it all month. 432 00:22:23,683 --> 00:22:24,951 Stop. 433 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:27,420 We wanted to do something special for you, Patty. 434 00:22:27,422 --> 00:22:30,086 Oh, Alice baked a killer cake. 435 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,261 Ooh. 436 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,742 I hate you wasting money on me. 437 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,091 Well, it's my pleasure. 438 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,821 Just wouldn't want you running up 439 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:42,019 your credit card on my account. 440 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,885 Coffee shop called. 441 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,888 Apparently somebody bought "Lady Justice on Fire." 442 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:51,575 Well, that is wonderful news. 443 00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:53,326 Mm-hmm. 444 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,606 So are we gonna get into this cake, or what? 445 00:22:57,608 --> 00:23:00,335 Hold that thought. 446 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,163 I bet whoever bought it is 447 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:06,599 as incendiary as the subject matter. 448 00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,956 Well, they, uh... they don't tell you who bought it, Mom. 449 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,257 You should ask. 450 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:12,259 Why would we do that, Patty? 451 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:15,218 Mm... 452 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,655 To thank his patron. 453 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,460 Well, in that case, we should probably find out 454 00:23:19,462 --> 00:23:21,311 who bought his very first painting. 455 00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:24,053 'Cause that's who started this whole thing. 456 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,185 Babe, I... 457 00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:27,269 I actually don't care who bought them, 458 00:23:27,271 --> 00:23:28,971 as long as they've got deep pockets. 459 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,930 Well, I... I hope 460 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:34,016 that whoever bought it isn't in over their head. 461 00:23:34,018 --> 00:23:36,677 Well, good news. Not your money. 462 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,634 You don't think I'm worth it, Mom? 463 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:41,723 I do, babe. 464 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,603 Thanks, baby. 465 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,468 You know, can you cut me a really big slice? 466 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,472 Dad, she's gotta blow out the candles first. 467 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,770 Make a wish, Patty. 468 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,211 Why doesn't everyone help me? 469 00:23:58,213 --> 00:24:00,916 - Oh. - Mine already came true. 470 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,530 OK. 471 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,967 Whoa. What? 472 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,316 You know what my wish is? 473 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,754 For all this to stop, right now. 474 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,843 What are you talking about, Dad? 475 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,140 You gonna tell him? 476 00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:17,759 Keith... 477 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,953 How 'bout you? 478 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,424 Tell me what? 479 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:30,420 No one's buying your art, son. 480 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,265 But I'm selling it. 481 00:24:33,267 --> 00:24:37,636 Yeah, to these two. 482 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,286 Is that true? 483 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,137 Uh... 484 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,574 Just please let... 485 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,564 Doug, let me explain. Doug. 486 00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:52,566 - Doug. - Doug. Dougie. 487 00:24:52,568 --> 00:24:53,718 - Doug. - Dougie! 488 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,251 Happy? 489 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:20,108 Maybe he'll actually sell that one. 490 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,656 That's for stew pots. 491 00:25:39,658 --> 00:25:40,712 You could hurt your back bending... 492 00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,714 Stew pots down here, 493 00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:45,238 saucepans up here. 494 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,632 Stew, sauce. 495 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:51,268 Sauce, stew. 496 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,646 Someone didn't have their pad woon sen. 497 00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:56,273 Someone's not hungry. 498 00:25:56,275 --> 00:25:57,886 You're gonna take it out on me? 499 00:25:57,888 --> 00:25:59,948 Go ahead. That's what I'm here for. 500 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,907 - Take what out, Mom? - What you've done. 501 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,257 It was an affair. It happened. 502 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,346 It's over, OK? 503 00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:08,261 It would've been nice to hear it from you. 504 00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,263 See, that's exactly why I didn't tell you. 505 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,294 To embarrass me in front of half the town? 506 00:26:12,296 --> 00:26:14,441 Because I knew you would make it all about you. 507 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:17,749 God forbid you would ever think to ask about how I feel. 508 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,098 What about your family? 509 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:22,928 Or how unhappy I must have been. 510 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:26,148 I just don't want you to end up alone. 511 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,847 You know who's gonna end up alone? 512 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:30,022 Cathy, please. 513 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,501 You have to control everything. 514 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:35,767 So you push and push and push and... 515 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,861 - What is this? - Your to-go bag. 516 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,298 Where am I going? 517 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,334 Home. 518 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,628 Don't bother. 519 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,064 But it's really good cake. 520 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:22,606 You know, the worst part is I, um... 521 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,565 I actually believed it was real. 522 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:32,171 I could not hate myself more. 523 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,991 Well, my mom lit this fire. 524 00:27:33,993 --> 00:27:35,565 I let it burn. 525 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:39,077 Yeah. 526 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:41,833 Why? 527 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:47,229 You were so happy. 528 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:52,934 I wanted to believe it was real too. 529 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,688 You know what is real? 530 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,632 What? 531 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:18,704 Being the regional director at the sign company. 532 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:26,312 Hey, Connor! 533 00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,009 - Open up! - Jesus, Brett. 534 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,322 Tell your husband to get his ass out here. 535 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:30,539 OK. Will you keep your voice down? 536 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,367 Get that lame-ass dick down here, now! 537 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:33,406 What is wrong with you? 538 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,822 The investor he introduced me to 539 00:28:34,824 --> 00:28:36,122 is, like, a career criminal. 540 00:28:36,124 --> 00:28:37,497 Yeah, why would he do that? 541 00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:40,761 He's trying to make me take the fall for his shady client. 542 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:41,806 Everything OK? 543 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,025 Oh, yay, look who's here. 544 00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:45,113 Mel, you good? 545 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,839 No, she's not, Connor, 546 00:28:46,841 --> 00:28:48,087 'cause I'm about to explain to her 547 00:28:48,089 --> 00:28:49,411 how she married a total crook. 548 00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:50,989 You know what, Brett? Enough. 549 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,251 OK, fine. 550 00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:53,643 Explain yourself, man. 551 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,080 Explain what? 552 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:59,519 Why you feel the need to torture people like me. 553 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,421 - I'd like you to leave. - I'd like you to leave. 554 00:29:01,423 --> 00:29:02,825 You're on my property, pal. 555 00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:05,394 Why don't you come make me, pal? 556 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,390 - Hey, no, don't... - Hey! Stop! 557 00:29:07,392 --> 00:29:09,747 - Brett, stop it. - No, stop. No. 558 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,574 That's enough. Hey. Come On. 559 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:13,489 - Snapped my wrist! You happy? - Brett. 560 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,664 You don't get to just do this! 561 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,188 You hear me? It's over! 562 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,538 - You're done! - OK. 563 00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:21,759 I am going to end you! 564 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,549 Hold up. 565 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,169 Morning. 566 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,443 What's the prognosis? 567 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,575 Looks stable. 568 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,881 Color's coming back. 569 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,666 I think she's gonna pull through. 570 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:02,277 Soil's good to go. Let's get our garden on. 571 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,456 Where is everyone? 572 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:10,280 Uh, it's just us today. 573 00:30:10,282 --> 00:30:12,375 Why? 574 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,335 Nobody wanted to come. 575 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:18,859 Are they tired? 576 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,513 Sorta. 577 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,384 - Like, they're sick? - Kinda. 578 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,391 They're all sick? 579 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,920 Of you, OK? 580 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,346 Sorry, sweetie. 581 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,330 What did I do? 582 00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:38,835 You just pushed 'em a little too hard. 583 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:50,806 Another low and away. 584 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:58,159 You sure this kid's not 25? 585 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,595 You think he should be on the team? 586 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,603 - Which one? - His high school? 587 00:31:01,605 --> 00:31:03,295 No. 588 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,210 But he needs it for college. 589 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,342 No, not with an arm like that, he doesn't. 590 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,735 What do you mean? 591 00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:11,390 He could go straight to the pros. 592 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,181 Am I doing OK? 593 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:23,001 You're doing great! 594 00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,215 Hello? 595 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:55,782 Mom? 596 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,406 Mom? 597 00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:14,853 Mom, are you here? 598 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,126 Oh, Mom... 599 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:32,678 Hey. 600 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:36,613 Where's Daddy? 601 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:38,477 He left. 602 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,609 When's he coming back? 603 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:43,612 Never. 604 00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:54,449 Why didn't you say anything? 605 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,190 It's embarrassing. 606 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,322 Mommy... 607 00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,724 And you were dealing with enough. 608 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:04,285 I should have asked if you were unhappy. 609 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:06,687 Not your job, baby. 610 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:12,623 You gave him a perfect life for 40 years. 611 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,967 It just wasn't the one he wanted. 612 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:31,182 I think I can be a lot. 613 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:34,785 If you were any less, you wouldn't be my mom. 614 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,798 I'm in a lot of trouble. 615 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,191 How can I help? 616 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,471 Well, uh, heard you guys 617 00:33:42,473 --> 00:33:46,545 were the best with, uh, government tax stuff. 618 00:33:46,547 --> 00:33:49,200 My grandfather started this firm a million years ago, 619 00:33:49,202 --> 00:33:52,029 so I just try not to mess it up. 620 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,701 Well, uh, he definitely 621 00:33:53,703 --> 00:33:56,816 wouldn't be too happy with my situation. 622 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,687 What do you mean, Brett? 623 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:03,214 One of your partners is the reason I'm in trouble. 624 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,610 Which one? 625 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:13,319 If nothing else, we pride ourselves on integrity, Connor. 626 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:28,021 Tell Gramps I can't wait to sue this firm. 627 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:30,214 Just be thankful you're not being disbarred. 628 00:34:32,262 --> 00:34:35,359 This was a giant mistake, Patrick. 629 00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:42,750 The mistake was hiring you. 630 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,057 - Hey, creeper. - Hey. 631 00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,348 Is it, uh, cool that I'm here? 632 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:06,886 Yeah. 633 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,714 You want a drink? 634 00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,237 For real? 635 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:12,348 Like a juice box or something? 636 00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:15,372 You have juice boxes? 637 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,724 What's going on? 638 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:22,031 So I was reading your book. 639 00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:24,208 Really? 640 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,166 What'd you think? 641 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,342 Some parts weren't boring. 642 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:31,040 You're not exactly the demo, OK? 643 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,271 I didn't know, uh, you were from Grand Rapids. 644 00:35:33,273 --> 00:35:34,522 Mm. 645 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,774 - Couldn't wait to leave. - Yeah. 646 00:35:36,776 --> 00:35:38,659 Well, I can't imagine you had a ton 647 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:40,528 of pregnant friends in high school. 648 00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:42,965 I still got voted prom queen. 649 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:45,272 Yeah, right, with your boyfriend. 650 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,362 Someone made it to chapter five. 651 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,713 Captain of the baseball team. 652 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,803 Was he? Huh. 653 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:58,440 I just remember him being kinda hot. 654 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,070 Is he the one who knocked you up? 655 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,203 Why does it matter? 656 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:06,163 Well, it'd just explain a lot. 657 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,339 Like what? 658 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,341 Like why you came out of nowhere, 659 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,621 giving me a scholarship I didn't deserve. 660 00:36:12,623 --> 00:36:14,028 We've been over this. 661 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,861 And then the tutors and the coaching. 662 00:36:15,863 --> 00:36:17,920 You're an investment. 663 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,972 I think I'm more than that. 664 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:29,403 Coach wanted to see my birth certificate to prove my age. 665 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:32,327 OK. 666 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,496 I was born in Grand Rapids too. 667 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,067 Why are you showing me this? 668 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,375 Because my mom always told me this story 669 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,265 about how she was on a road trip 670 00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:47,492 when she went into labor with me. 671 00:36:47,494 --> 00:36:50,528 And it just never made any sense. 672 00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:55,856 Maybe you should ask her about it again. 673 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,740 Yeah. 674 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,252 I guess coach was wrong about my arm. 675 00:37:08,254 --> 00:37:10,096 Come on. 676 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:14,848 A pro like him knows God-given talent when he sees it. 677 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:21,523 Not God. 678 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,954 Genetics. 679 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:43,402 What is with cleaning ladies and spatial relations? 680 00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:47,089 You know, we've had three in the past year. 681 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:50,663 None of them have been able to get this tray to stick right. 682 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:56,055 How are you so fine with what happened the other night? 683 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,535 What do you mean? 684 00:37:57,536 --> 00:38:00,320 I mean, Brett was, like, unhinged. 685 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,587 That surprises you? 686 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:04,838 This is the same dude who threw a tantrum 687 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,544 over his kids' family tree. 688 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:09,547 Yeah, but this was, like, next level. 689 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,418 Look, if it were me, 690 00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:13,681 he's not a guy I'd want around my kids. 691 00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:15,663 And I know, it's not my place. 692 00:38:15,665 --> 00:38:16,665 Come on. 693 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,500 I mean, Brett's a good dad. 694 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:22,934 Just glad the kids weren't home to see it. 695 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:26,213 Do you think that there's any chance 696 00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:30,655 that this client of yours could be doing something shady? 697 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:35,513 As far as I know, Steve's just a baller business guy 698 00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:36,926 who does what business guys do. 699 00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,983 - But I just don't... - Sorry for trying to help. 700 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,767 You did a nice thing. 701 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,336 The first frost is only surprising 702 00:38:54,338 --> 00:38:57,029 when your garden's not prepared. 703 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,130 So we add things like straw and bark 704 00:39:23,132 --> 00:39:25,449 to shield plants from dropping temperatures. 705 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:34,144 We wrap shrubs in burlap to protect against drying winds. 706 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:41,247 So what am I supposed to do here? 707 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:45,643 Fix her up and sell her for an obscene amount of cash. 708 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:49,429 Now that's more like it. 709 00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:52,432 But it won't be with me. 710 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:19,764 But no matter what you do to get ahead of it, 711 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,027 winter always comes. 712 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:25,223 Sorry, closing early today. 713 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,689 It'll be quick. 714 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,777 Uh, what do you need? 715 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,693 I have a problem. 716 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,912 All right. 717 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:42,613 There's this stump in my yard. 718 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:45,228 Well, can it wait? I need to get out of here. 719 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:47,269 I've been trying to get rid of it for years. 720 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:49,750 Aren't you guys going to the gala tonight too? 721 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,676 You know, I thought it would just rot away, 722 00:40:52,678 --> 00:40:56,041 but it's still there. 723 00:40:56,149 --> 00:41:00,032 Well, uh, stumps don't really do that. 724 00:41:00,034 --> 00:41:02,654 Yeah, I need it gone, for good. 725 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,660 This should get it done. 726 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,704 Gotta give it to you, man. 727 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,693 Really underestimated you. 728 00:41:32,695 --> 00:41:34,752 I got fired today. 729 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:38,190 Just bring back the axe when you're done. 730 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:46,764 What's up? 731 00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:49,897 Think we probably both know what's up. 732 00:41:51,725 --> 00:41:56,725 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 49042

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