All language subtitles for Dying for Sex s01e07 You re Killing Me, Ernie.eng

- [Nikki] Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

Hey. Hi. Hi.

[whispers] Jesus Christ.

Can I Can I get
some more blankets?

- Yeah. Are you family?
- Yes.

Um, why are her hands
bolted down?

It's so she doesn't
pull the tubes out.

We had to intubate her
after her lung collapsed.

[Nikki whispers]
Your lung collapsed?

- Oh, man! And in terms of her
Oh, my - Yeah.

What [sighs]

- What's on your hat?
- Excuse me?

Do you have Harry Potter
lightning bolts on your surgical hat?

[Molly tapping]

- Yeah. Yup. Yup. Yup.
- What-

[Dr. Rupert]
Are you in distress, Ms.-

- Can you hold that?
Hold on one second? - Okay.

Oh, my gosh. Okay.
You can just write it on there.

- [pen scribbles]
- [Nikki whispers] Sweetie.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I got you.

"Does he have a permission slip
from his parents to be here?"

- Is Is that
- [Nikki scoffs]

Oh, she's talking about me.

She's Okay.

[Dr. Rupert] A lot of adults
like Harry Potter. I

I grew up with the movies.

[sighs] I know you wanna
get that thing out,

but they said we have to wait
till tomorrow morning

to decide what to do next.

And honestly, I've always thought
that you kind of talked a little too much.

So [clicks tongue] now I can
finally get a word in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[pen scribbles]

"Don't leave"?

What?

Why would I leave?

[whispers] I have
a captive audience.

Ha-ha. Okay.

Your choices
for entertainment are

the full script
of A Midsummer Night's Dream ,

or everything
that I can remember from the movie Clueless ,

which is a shocking amount.

"I am your spaniel.
And Demetrius,

the more you beat me,
I will fawn on you."

Oh

So, Helena is a bottom.

"My plastic surgeon says I can't do
any activities where balls fly at my nose."

"Well, there goes
your social life." [chuckles]

This is my impression
of the language that they call French.

[clears throat]

[Nikki speaks incomprehensively
with a French accent]

Oh, one thumbs up.

[continues incomprehensively
with French accent]

Oh, double thumbs up.

Blink twice if you'd like
to watch me do some sports.

Sweet. Love - love.

[grunts]

[screeches]

[in French accent] Thumbs down.
Non, non, non. We hate this.

"Oh my god. I love Josh."

Fountain. Fountain. Fountain.

"I'm majorly, totally,
butt-crazy in love with Josh.

But now I don't know
how to act around him."

That's such a good part. [sighs]

The first night we hung out,

we stayed up all
night walking around. [sighs]

And you were dating
my horrible acting teacher.

Yeah. He deserves it.

And you were so quiet and pretty
that I thought you must be dumb.

Honestly,
it was a lot like this.

But then
you really just blew me away.

Molly wants
the breathing tube out.

- Are those vulvas?
- Yeah. They're vulvas wearing fancy hats.

They're going
to the royal wedding.

I was, like,
trying to make her laugh.

Can we just take that tube out?

- Nikki. Here's the thing. We-
- We can take it out now, but-

Great. Then let's just do that.

There's a risk that her body
won't remember how to breathe on its own.

What? What are you saying?

Sometimes the body
just doesn't remember.

And Molly has
a Do Not Resuscitate order in place,

so if she stops breathing
or her heart stops,

then we would not perform CPR.

And as her health proxy,
you would need to okay that.

[Nikki inhales sharply]

I've been awake for 30 hours.
I'm wearing toilet paper as underwear.

Are you asking me if I can let
Molly stop breathing in front of me?

Yes.

[monitor beeps steadily]

You're going to remember
how to breathe.

Okay, Molly. We're gonna
do this together, okay?

We're gonna remove the tube,
and it's gonna feel a little weird.

But once it's out, I need you
to take a deep breath, okay?

[Dr. Rupert]
Hand me a 10cc tube. Ready the oxygen.

[Molly gags]

[Molly wheezes, coughs]

[gasps, chokes, coughs]

[Nikki] Yes!

Okay, great.

- Yes! Yes!
- Yes. Slow deep breaths. Deep breath.

- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes!

Mwah!

Yes!

Was that your first kiss?

[Nikki chuckles]

[laughs]

I've been kissed before. I

- We know that, right? [chuckles]
- [Sonya] Yeah. Of course. Yeah, sure.

[Nikki sighs]

Your neighbor brought you here.

I told him I loved him.
[breathes heavily]

- You did?
- Yeah. I know.

Okay. So, now that
your breathing has stabilized,

I'm concerned about
this numbness you're feeling.

- We'll do a lumbar puncture-
- Hi, Jerry.

Hi, Molly.

May I sit down?

Please.

[sighs]

Tomorrow morning,

we would like to do a spinal tap
to see if the cancer has spread

to the lining
of your spinal cord.

Now, do you have any questions?

Yes. [sighs]

What will happen
if you find cancer there?

Then we will have a conversation

about whether you wanna continue
with treatment.

[Nikki sighs]

Okay.

Thank you.

Yes. Let's do that.

Okay, good. All right.

I'll schedule
it for, uh, tomorrow.

But you know, you you're gonna need
some time after the procedure to recover.

And I just I I know
that you have certain, um, goals, physically.

And I just wanna make sure
that you're able to achieve them safely.

Whoa! I'm just That's really

Dr. P, are you saying
that you want me to be able to keep having sex?

I'm not made of stone.

[Nikki] Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

- Oh. What? Hell yes.
- Uh, I've never seen anything like that.

Does Jerry have game?

I'm gonna go give him a hug.

I'm wet from that.
Like, is Jerry hot?

- Oh, my God. Nikki.
- Yes!

I wanna see him.
I wanna see him again.

I wanna see him, like,
right now.

Not Jerry, but your neighbor?
[chuckles]

Are you, like, into Jerry now?
[chuckles]

- No, you're not, right?
- Will you help me?

I wanna touch his mustache.

Oh, my God, yes! Of course!
Of course. Of course.

Um, I'll go home and get him.

I'm gonna get your vibrators,
I'll get your lube.

I got it. I got it.

Oh, my God! "Come night.
Come Romeo!" [squeals]

"Come thou day in night."
I'm just, like I'm doing Shakespeare!

- No, I know.
- I love Shakespeare.

- I know.
- I go. I go. Look how I go!

Don't die.

- I won't.
- [door closes]

What?

So there's a nice nurse
and an evil nurse?

Yeah, we need to get there
before the shift change.

Did you put the bag
with the lubes in the car?

- Yeah.
- And the bag with the vibrators?

- Oh, my God! Where's my phone?
- Yeah.

[stammers] Why would I know
where your phone is?

And why does she need all that stuff?
How long is she gonna be in there?

I don't know. I never know.

So she could be in there
a few days or forever?

And we're just supposed
to live in both realities?

- That's really fucked.
- Yeah.

[sighs] Well, it feels different
this time.

Well, I think you're amazing.
I mean, I watch you, and you do everything.

Well, not everything.

But, you know,
if I could have sex with her, I would. [chuckles]

Yeah. I bet.
I mean, it's really cool

[stammers]

to have sex with her.
I love it.

This is weird.

- This?
It's just human sexuality. - [phone rings]

Ooh! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Yes!

Whoo! [screams, groans] Oh, yes!

[Noah] Nikki?

Oh, shit! Did I pick this up?

Uh, yeah. You did. Hi.

[Nikki] Uh

Hi, Noah.

- Um
- Uh.

I'm calling 'cause I got
a medical bill for Molly,

and I wanted to let you know.

It's so nice to hear from you.
It's so good to hear from you.

It's just, um
Molly's in the hospital.

I had them take her off
the ventilator, but she's okay.

I'm My God! Oh, my God!

No! [Nikki screams]

- Shit!
- No, man!

No, no, no, no.
You cannot. Oh, Jesus.

- We need everything in there.
- What you doing, man?

- No! No, no, no, no!
- We're going to the hospital.

Get off the fucking car!

Do something!
Don't you work for 311?

Yeah, but that's not related
to parking!

- Yeah. I'm 311.
So you can't do this- - Get the fuck off the car!

- He's 311. No, no, no, no.
- Jesus!

- Oh, my God!
- I'm gonna fuck you up with forms!

[Nikki] No!

[Noah] Nikki, what
what what's happening?

- [Neighbor Guy groans]
- Noah, why are you still on the phone?

You haven't hung up yet.

- No! They're towing my car.
- Oh, fuck!

My car. My car.

My suitcase and my tote and all
of Molly's stuff is in the car.

- My car.
- Come here.

Don't No. Please don't hug me.
We're not friends.

I mean, we're not strangers.

- [Noah] Who's hugging you?
- Get on the subway.

Okay.

[Noah] Nikki, what can I do?
Let me do something.

Okay. I need help.

I need help.

[Sonya] What is lost is found.

[Molly] What man could resist me
in these beefy unders?

[laughs] Come on.
Do you want to know where I got this deodorant?

- [sighs] Oh, no. No.
- That's what I thought.

Are there any, like, sluttier
hospital gowns lying around?

Just turn it around backwards.
You know, easy access.

Yeah, but what else do you need?
What else was in Nikki's car?

- We got-
- Everything. Like, literally everything.

Okay.

Is it strange how calm I feel?

I don't know what's going on
with me. I just feel so clear.

Like my mind feels clear.

I'm really proud of you.

What? I am. I am. I just

Hey, I need to warn you about
Ernie, the night nurse-

[Ernie] You can
warn her all you want.

- I'm putting a stop to this.
- That's Ernie.

There will be no male visitors
tonight. Not on my watch.

This is a hospital,
not a bordello.

Ernie!

What kinda man takes advantage
of a sick woman like this?

Oh, no one's taking advantage
of me, Ernie.

Haven't you ever been in love?

That's none of your business.

[Sonya whispers] That's a yes.

Hi.

Welcome. [sighs]

- Would you like
to use my bedside commode? - Um

Not yet.

I have a tube in my-

It's fucking hot.

You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

I got you a gift.

It's really expensive, and I had
to hunt high and low for them.

Taco socks.

I just You know,
I know your feet get cold.

And who doesn't love tacos?

I hate these taco socks.

They make me sick.

Look at their little taco faces.

Why is only one of
them wearing sunglasses?

Is the lettuce
supposed to be the taco's hair?

I didn't think I could
hate shredded lettuce

any more than I already do,

but looking at it on these
taco socks fills me with rage.

If they say, "Let's taco
about it," I'm gonna scream.

Well, don't
look at the heel then.

Take off your clothes.

Come here.

Get on the bed.

Oh, my God! [chuckling]
You're so tall. [chuckles]

[sighs, panting] Hey. What's
happening? What's happening?

- It's okay. He's here.
- He's here.

- He is
- He's here? He's here.

- Oh, God.
- [Neighbor Guy yelps]

- [Molly laughs] Don't come in!
- [Neighbor Guy] She's okay. I'm also fine.

I have a boner.

Turn and face the wall,
you little perv!

How about he stays that way
till the morning?

Actually, my friend might
be coming soon with a bag of vibrators.

Those are for me.

I'll get right on that.

Excuse me.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Uh, I tried to get the stuff,

but, um, you didn't tell me
what kind of vibrator Molly likes.

Yes, I did. Clitoral stimulation, no dildos.
I did tell you that.

Yeah, but what kind
of clitoral stimulation?

[Nikki] Oh, my God! I thought
you hadn't bought anything.

- Of course I did.
- Thank you.

I-I couldn't answer
the questions they were asking.

Does she like direct,
rhythmic stimulation?

'Cause that one's good for that.

- This one is good for orbiting.
- Orbiting?

Yeah, orbiting. It's like when you make
small, gentle circles around the clitoris.

Cool.

Some women don't want you to,
like, touch their clitoris at all.

They just want you to, like

- I'm saying clitoris a lot.
- It's cool.

They just want you
to, like, lightly touch all the skin around it.

And then this one is
shaped like a rose. It's called the "Marilyn."

Not to sound ungrateful,
but I think this is a

I think this is a butthole.

Oh, I thought it was a rose.

Okay. Um, thank you.

Sure.

Well, um, I will deliver these
because it was a vibrator emergency.

I'm just gonna hang out
and wait till the rain lets up.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, I forgot. I got you soup.
It's, uh, the mushroom kind that you like.

Fuck!

I appreciate that.
That's really nice.

I'll come back to make
some circles around that soup.

I hate myself.

We've never kissed before.

I'd like to kiss you.

Is it okay to take that off?

It's just oxygen.

[Neighbor Guy moans]

My lips are so dry.

[Molly breathing heavily]

What if all I can do is
just lie here with you?

I don't know what you thought
this was going to be.

Because there's been so much
build up and there are just so many vibrators.

We don't have to do anything.

And you're right.

What's with all these vibrators?
Get outta here. Freaking us out.

- [laughs]
- Holy shit!

- Did you see that?
- What?

[chuckling]

I think what I'm gonna do
is just smell you.

Okay.

Yeah. 'Cause we don't have
to do anything.

[sighs] Yeah.
There's too many goals.

We live in a society
that just Everybody's goals.

I, um [chuckles]

Christ, I'm distracted.

I was saying something
about goals.

Goals are dumb, you know?
We don't

Who needs 'em?

- I fucking
- [breathing heavily]

And then when you achieve one,
then what are you gonna do?

Another goal? Fuck!

Oh, God! Hey, listen, um

I think I think, um

I think what we do need to do

We both need to agree
that it is not medically safe

for you to have
any sexual satisfaction tonight.

I mean,
you absolutely cannot come.

Oh, I agree.

- No, I'm much too weak
and too sick. - Yeah.

But then I don't think
I can let you come either.

- Oh, no. Certainly not.
- No.

Then why are you so hard
right now?

I'm not It's the railing.

[Neighbor Guy breathing heavily]

There's a railing
in the middle of the bed?

Fuck!

[Nikki slurping]

Do you think you could eat that
a little faster?

[Nikki chuckles]

Don't look over here.

[chuckling] I won't.

Are you engaged?

What?

[chuckles]
You heard what I said.

Are you engaged? To be married?

- No.
- Okay.

Okay.

I saw something on Instagram,
and you were wearing a ring.

I got really into
rings for a little while.

[laughing]

[chucking] I'm not kidding.

You and I had just
ended it, and I was like

I was kinda heartbroken and, um

I bought, like, 20 rings
in two months. [chuckles]

- Sweet, man. [laughs]
Was it just rings? - [laughs] Yeah.

I had one really bad night.

I bought a few bracelets
and a toe ring.

And I just wore it around
the apartment for, like, a week.

[laughs]

Nikki.

Yeah.

[sighs]

I'm with someone.

And it's nice.

It's easy.

Thank you for the soup.

[thunder rumbles]

[breathing heavily, moaning]

Okay. Okay.
No. I I have to stop.

I have to stop
because you are making noises

that make me think that you're
starting to get physically aroused and-

What makes you think
I'm physically aroused?

I mean, your pupils are like
saucers and you're grunting.

Oh, no. That's just what I do
when I'm bored.

[chuckles]

I see.

I mean,
you could try touching me.

I don't think
I can feel anything.

[Molly breathing heavily]

Uh, no.

I don't feel anything.

No. I don't feel anything.

No, still nothing.

- Really?
- [pants] No.

Are you even
touching me right now?

I am touching you right now.

[Molly breathing heavily]

Gentle.

Yeah. Up and down.

[breathing heavily continues]

- [moans]
- [sighs]

I'm here.

I'm here.

[Neighbor guy moans]

[Molly sighs]

Molly. Fuck!

I forgot to play Wordle today.

I'm so sorry.

I always start with "gnome."

I always start with "Fuck you."

Obviously, you're
the most beautiful thing that ever happened,

but I've never liked
that your hair isn't filled with lube.

Oh, yeah.

I was right.

- This is my masterpiece.
- [chuckles]

[chuckles]

Okay. Now I can fuck
the top of your head like I've always wanted to.

Hey, do you wanna see my boobs?

Yeah!

They're so cool.

Thanks.

They're pretty cool.

I don't have much feeling
in them anymore.

I can feel that. [moans]

- What about here?
- No. No, not so much.

- Okay. I'm gonna
be very thorough. - Yeah, no.

That's not really working
for me. I just [sighs]

Can you use your tongue?

I mean, if I have to.

Touch it. Touch it.
Use your mouth.

[moans]

[Molly gasps]

Here's your vitamin E, Molly.

Finger.

Bracelet.

Your blood pressure is elevated.

And your leg looks fucked up.

You're killing me, Ernie.

Uh-huh.

- [Neighbor Guy]
Do you think he noticed? - [panting]

Wait. For real,
why why are you stopping?

It's It's the responsible thing
to do.

I hate you.

I hate you so much.
[moans, sighs]

[trembling] I need you.

[breathing heavily]

- Hey, you want it?
- Yes.

[gasps]

[sighs]

They're gonna come
tap my spine in an hour.

I'll stay.

No.

Okay. I'll come back tonight.

No.

I don't wanna die with you.

I wanna get a dog with you.

So, you just used me to get off,

and now you're done with me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is going to be a blip
for you.

[whispers] No.

No.

Will you stay
till after I fall asleep?

[whispers] Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

He left.

"Oh, my God.

I love Josh. I love Josh."

Fountain. Fountain.

Oh, my God! It happened? Oh, my God.
I'm so happy, I'm gonna come, I swear.

[chuckling]

I'm gonna cry.
You should've called me right when it happened.

Hi.

Ready?

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