All language subtitles for Doctor Odyssey s01e14 Hot Tub Week.eng

I'm pregnant. And you're
definitely the father.

Congratulations.
We're having a baby.

Next round's on me.
[Cheering]

When's the last time
you went a day without a drink?

I guess before I started here.

That was three years ago,
Tristan.

I'm Tristan.
I may have a drinking problem.

- God, I've always been
so careful, responsible.

The next surprise is
I'm pregnant.

- Having a baby at our age,
so many things could go wrong.

- I'm gonna be there.
We're gonna do this together.

[ Kyle Andrews' "Up Top" plays ]

?

- You're ultra-modern,
punk rock in the garden ?

? You're glowing golden blue

? You take me to nirvana,
soaking in the spirit ?

? Waking in the teenage dream

- Be aggressive!
Be, be aggressive!

B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E,
aggressive!

Be, be aggressive!
[ Cheering ]

- That is called a herkie.

And that- that's a basket
toss, flawless execution.

- What, were you a- what
do you call a male cheerleader?

- A cheerleader.
- Mm.

- And, yes, a proud member of
the St. Leonard Spirit Squad.

Go, Lions. [ Growls ]

- Really?
- For you, my dear.

- Oh.
- Filled with folic acid for neural tube development.

- Thank you. Mm.
For the thought.

It tastes like
orange juice and fish.

- Hmm. That's probably the
omega-3s for brains and eyes.

I got this recipe
from a healer in Ghana.

I've been trying
to tweak it ever since,

but clearly it needs
a little bit more work.

- G-O! Let's go! G-O! Let's go!

- G-O! Let's go!

- Let's go.
[ Cheerleaders cheering ]

- So what are we in here for,
for cheer week?

- Lots of spirit.
A dozen college cheer squads

doing workshops
on jumps and stunts.

- So a lot of sprained ankles.

- Mm. Plus concussions,
black eyes.

I mean, these athletes take
being top girl very seriously.

My final year, I saw one girl
stab another with a fork.

- What?
- You were a cheerleader?

- Well, the male-to-female ratio
really worked in my favor.

What about you, Dr. Odyssey?
I'm guessing a football player?

- And baseball
until I got mono.

How about you? Let me guess.

Captain of the cheer squad.
Oh, no. Star swimmer.

- I was neither cool
nor coordinated enough

for either of those things.

I opted for head of Model UN.

Go international diplomacy!

What?

- Before we dive into
the sprains and splits.

- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, my guy!

- Oh.
- Oh.

Thought you were going
Magic Mike on us.

- Since when do you wear
your swimsuit

underneath your uniform?

- Since I started being
sober curious

and started eating
three Hostess cupcakes a day.

- Put some omega-3s in those,
and this baby would be a genius.

- Well, Rosie encouraged me
to take the edge off

my alcohol cravings
by finding another indulgence.

And since I've tripled
my daily dessert intake,

I'm working out constantly,

which means I'm sore constantly,

thus logging lots of hours
in the hot tub.

- Great. Great.
- Great.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Okay. See- See you soon.

- ? Ooh-ahh

- Ah!

[ Indistinct cheering ]

- ? Ooh-ahh

- Go, fight, win!

- ? Ooh-ahh

?

- We finished with a switch-kick,
double-kick basket,

but then the right flank
wobbled,

and then the whole pyramid
collapsed, and with it,

our dreams of the Glasgow
Northwest Regional Championships.

- That happened to us
at State last year.

It was crushing.
Like, actually crushing.

The whole pile landed
on Marley.

She would have loved this.
You were so her type.

- What, did she die?

- God, no. She's getting her PhD
in bio-chem at Cal.

Hot-tub pyramid for Marley.
Who's in?

- Let's do it.
- Yeah!

- This is gonna be so fire
on Insta.

You want to base?
Still got the muscles for it.

- Thank you, Brandi. I'll pass.

No diving, no cannon-balling,

and no herkie-ing
in the hot tub, okay?

- Of course.
Just a little water workout.

Great for the core.

[ Muffled cracking ]

Good?
- Yeah. Let's do it.

Go, UC! Co, UC!

[ Muffled cheering ]

- A little longer.
- Whoo!

- I really like it.
- The strap?

- What?
- Oh. Hey. Hi.

Just the people
I was looking for.

Listen to that.
[ Heartbeat thumping]

- That sounds like
a healthy fetal heartbeat.

- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

- Not too fast?
- Mnh-mnh.

- Sounds fast to me.
- It's good.

- Heather sent this to me after
she saw the obstetrician today.

- Sounds to me like
your little one is doing great.

Congrats.
- Thank you.

- You okay?

- Yeah, just kinda-
I'm a little itchy.

I-I changed soaps
because Heather was sensitive

to the Irish Spring, so I-
I got a new soap and...

- What did you switch to?
- Oh, just some soap

I picked up in the last port
at a drugstore.

- No, no, no, no, no, Captain.
No, those aren't soaps.

They're detergents.

They strip all the natural oils
off of your body.

I'm something
of a soap aficionado.

Throw that stuff away.

I'm gonna bring you
a selection of my favorites.

In fact,
I started a new body wash today.

It's got hyaluronic acid
for moisture

and a bamboo powder for a gentle
yet effective exfoliation.

And it is...
[ Inhales sharply ]

- ? Ooh-la-la-la

? Ooh-la-la-la

? Ooh-la-la-la
- Mm! Incredible.

- M-Much appreciated,
but unnecessary.

- You have a selection
of favorite body washes?

- The skin is the body's
largest organ.

It deserves-
no, it demands to be respected.

Have you thought about when to
tell the captain the good news?

- About the baby?
- Yes.

- Well, first, we should
probably settle the "Who's your daddy?" question.

- Well, there are tests
you can take for that.

- I know.
- You are far enough along now.

You could take one of them.
- I know.

- And I'm not pushing...
- Yeah, you are a little.

- Okay,
I am pushing a little bit.

Look, don't blame me.
I'm just excited.

- Well, can you blame me for
being worried about what happens

when we get an answer?

- What are you worried about?

- That things are gonna change,

between me and you,
between me and Tristan,

between the three of us,

no matter what the answer is.

- Yeah, that's probably right.

- Ugh. I'm just-
I'm not ready for that.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

?

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

?

?

- Ready? Okay!

Let's go! UC!

Let's go! UC!

Let's go! UC!

- Let's go!
[ Cheering ]

[ Muffled crack ]

- I gotta rinse off.

?

[ Dramatic music plays ]

- Brandi? Brandi! Brandi!

We need help! Help!
- Brandi!

- Help! Help!
- Brandi!

- Move! Move, everybody.

?

- [ Muffled whimpering ]

- She's stuck in the drain.

Call a Code Alpha
to the hot tub.

Get Rose to turn off the suction
and open up the secondary drains, now.

- Turn off the section.
- I need some kind of tubing.

- Got it.

?

- Rosie turned off the suction,
started draining the tub,

but it's gonna take
at least a half hour.

- That's too long. Nose plugs.

Hold the top. All right. Ready?

?

- Move out of the way!

- Her hair and some of her scalp
are trapped in the drain.

Grab the medical shears.

?

- Avery, I need you to give me
a rescue breath into the tube

every six seconds.
I think she just passed out.

She's got a sharp piece of the
drain cover stuck in her neck.

- How bad?

- It's close
to her carotid artery.

- When we pull her off,
if we cut the carotid, she bleeds out.

- Yeah.
- We need to dislodge her.

I'll get a bottle opener.

Heads up.

- Ready? One, two, three.

?

All right, up on three.
One, two, three.

?

?

- Breath's shallow. Pulse weak.

- Stay back.
- It's right on top of her artery.

Could be tamponading
pressure on a tear.

- Can't move her.
Could pierce the artery.

We gotta take it out right here.
- What do you need?

- Scalpel, forceps, smallest
vascular clamps you have,

and a needle driver.

?

Clamp down here.

One up here.

?

?

?

?

Coming through.

Get her down
to the infirmary.

I'll be right there.
Hey, girls. She's gonna be okay.

She's gonna be okay.

?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

- Oh, that was amazing.
- Great work.

- [ Exhales ] God.

Hey, guys?

I think we should
take a paternity test.

?

[ Villagers'
"A Trick of the Light" plays ]

?

- ? My heart is spilling over

? Crashing on the ground

? I can't see what's around me

? But soon I'll come around

? My faith is in the balance

? Of a million tiny words

? So I return to silence

? And if I see a sign
in the sky tonight ?

? No one's gonna tell me
it's a trick of the light ?

? May never come
but I'm willing to wait ?

? What can I say?
I'm a man of the faith ?

? And there's an ocean
in my body ?

? And there's a river
in my soul ?

? And I'm crying

? It's time that I let go

? Of things I can't control

? This path that I've taken

? Is the only one I know

? Well, I've come so far
to get here ?

? And I've got so far to go

? So I'll take what I can get

? In matters of the soul

? And if I see a sign
in the sky tonight ?

? No one's gonna tell me
it's a trick of the light ?

? May never come
but I'm willing to wait ?

? What can I say?
I'm a man of the faith ?

? And there's an ocean
in my body ?

? And there's a river
in my soul ?

? And I'm crying

? And if I see the sign
in the sky tonight ?

? No one's gonna tell me
it's a trick of the light ?

? May never come
but I'm willing to wait ?

? What can I say?
I'm a man of the faith ?

? And there's an ocean
in my body ?

? And there's a river
in my soul ?

? And I'm crying

?

- That young woman
could have died.

- We replaced the drain cover
put in another one made

from high-density polyethylene.

Semi could sit on that thing
and it wouldn't crack.

It will never happen again.

- Shouldn't have happened
in the first place.

- Agreed.
We spoke to the lifeguards.

They know we're zero tolerance

on water-based
cheerleading shenanigans.

- Okay. Thanks, Rosie.

I've been sick to my stomach
ever since I heard.

I barely ate a thing.

- Relax, Cap.

It's handled.

- Okay.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

?

- Hey.

You are drinking champagne
and sitting in a hot tub.

- Everybody in.

Equal footing on this one.

?

?

Part of the paternity test

is to analyze my blood
to identify the fetal DNA.

And there was none.

I'm not pregnant,

and I never was.

The positive test was probably

because of a corpus luteum cyst
on my right ovary.

I found it on an ultrasound
I did after the DNA results.

[Sighs]

- Oh. Wow.

I'm s- you- you tested
positive so many times.

- The cyst mimics the pregnancy
hormone in the blood.

- Right.

- Sorry. I-
- No, no, no.

- No. You didn't do anything.
- I put us through this.

Avery.

How are you doing?

- Uh, I'm fine.

I'll be more fine
once I have the cyst removed.

I made an appointment
at the next port.

- Is that risky?
- Not at all.

It's a minor procedure.
- That's good to hear,

but I-I meant more emotionally,
how are you doing?

- I'm a little disappointed,
but also relieved.

It simplifies a lot.

I can focus on medical school.

What about you guys?

- When we were at the last
port, I found this little shop.

Had these cute little onesies
in- in the window.

One of them had these...

gender-neutral pineapples
on them.

And I went inside 'cause,
you know, I figured the kid's

gonna need a onesie
one way or the other.

But, uh, I was
really hoping that...

- That it was yours?

Yeah, me, too.

It gave me hope

that maybe if we were
raising a kid together, you'd-

you'd give our relationship
a shot.

Yeah.

That's a lot of pressure.

[ Chuckles softly ]

On a cyst.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Laughing ] I mean-
I mean, how stupid are we?

After everything
we went through, after-

after the endless hours
of wondering whose baby it is

and whose do I want it to be,

and the whole time...

...there wasn't even a baby.

[ Crying ]

There wasn't a baby.

[ Exhales ]
No, no, no, no, no.

This is making me feel worse,

and I don't want to feel
worse about a thing

that never existed.
- Avery.

- We're here for you.

- Thank you. Thank you.

But I can't.

- I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I was hoping you guys
could get me a sleeping pill?

- Sure thing. One second. Avery.

- No, I barely slept last night,
and I need to,

because our team
is auditioning for a new flyer.

I mean, Brandi can't fly anymore

since she nearly got eaten
by the hot tub.

Anyway, we're both up for it.

Which is hard because we're,
like, best friends,

but also because Hailey is
Ritalin-thin,

and that is a big advantage
for a flyer.

- Well, I have ADHD,
so I have to take it.

- Right, okay, is your friend
usually this, uh, wound-up?

- This is a lot, even for her.

- Are you experiencing
any light-headedness

or shortness of breath?
- Um, I-I don't know.

My chest feels tight, I-I guess?

- I think we need to get you
down to the infirmary

because it's possible that you
are experiencing a panic attack.

Come on, let's go.
- We'll go this way.

- Just take a deep breath.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

?

- I see no cheerleaders
with sprained ankles.

- Uh, you lured us here
under false pretenses.

- Yes, I did.
But in my defense,

I sent a text message,
not an official medical alert.

So, look, we are
undoubtedly a complicated trio.

And this meant a lot to all
of us, each in our own way.

And since we're all gonna
have to process the grief,

I thought maybe we should
process it together.

And in order
to sweeten the pot...

...I have literally
sweetened the pot.

- Is that Brie?
- Yes, a variety of soft cheeses

and other pregnancy-prohibited
delights.

We have sushi and cold cuts,

and for my sober-curious
friend,

some cupcake-like confections.

Come on,
nothing heals like a hot tub.

- We don't even have
our bathing suits.

- Ah. Check the bag.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

?

- How did you get
my swim trunks?

- Do you want to keep
asking questions,

or would you like
some cupcakes with your friends?

- Mmm.

- Okay, the Twinkie
with the Brie?

Unexpectedly delightful.
- Right?

This better than being alone?

- Mm. The dairy
and the carbs help a lot.

I'm still not ready to talk.

- Oh! Full marks for elevation.

- Can't even watch.
It makes me dizzy.

- Thanks, medical types.
- It's good stuff.

- When you were young and spry,

did you guys ever think
that you'd be on a cruise

in a hot tub with the rest
of your throuple

for th purpose of processing
a pregnancy scare

by eating Hostess cupcakes?

- The cupcakes are unexpected.
[ Laughter ]

- What about you?
Where'd you think you'd be?

?

- In a hospital
walking briskly down the halls,

giving rapid-fire instructions
to interns

while wearing a long lab coat

and ridiculously fashionable
shoes.

Or maybe in a medical tent
with Doctors Without Borders.

Tristan, how about you?

- I want to get away
from my family,

who clearly have
no interest in me.

Mostly I want an adventure,

to travel everywhere,
do everything.

How about you, Max?

- I...want to help people.

- [ Mimics gagging ]
[ Laughter ]

- I'm on the football team,
the baseball team,

the homecoming court.

I clearly don't mind attention,
but I also want to do some good.

So maybe medicine for me, too.

- Aw, you two are adorable.
[ Laughter ]

- And I want a family.

Kids, coaching little league,
the whole thing.

- I'd like to try being a dad
someday.

Not sure I'd be any good at it.

I didn't have the best examples.

- But you're fun.
Kids love that.

- Yeah.
- What about you?

Do you see yourself having
a family?

- No, not really.

I don't really see myself
as a mom.

- And I didn't,
all the way through my 20s.

I kept waiting for the instinct
to kick in,

and it just didn't.

Until now.

I started to talk...

to the baby
that wasn't a baby.

I called her Charlie.
I had a feeling it was a girl.

And if it was,

I was gonna name her Charlotte.

Charlie for short.

And I would lay awake
and I would...

I would talk to her.

So, Charlie,
how do you think I'm gonna

get through medical school?

You want to live in a house
with a yard?

Or are you a city kind of kid?

I'm just... sad.

I'm really sad.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

?

- To Charlie.

- To Charlie.

?

- [ Voice breaking ]
To Charlie.

?

- This is, uh, dangerously close

to what got us here
in the first place.

[ Laughter ]

- Uh, hey, guys.

[ Sighs ]
I-I'm sorry to interrupt,

well, whatever this is, but, um,

I need a consultation.
- What's going on?

- Well, the-
the itching is worse,

and- and I think
it's spreading.

- Let me see it.
- Well...

I had to take my watch off
'cause it was irritating it.

- Captain,
I think you got shingles.

?

- Oh, who knew salt water would
be therapeutic for shingles?

- [ Chuckles ] That's what we do
here on the Odyssey.

We take care
of all your hot-tub needs-

medicinal, recreational.

- How long
before these antivirals kick in?

- Well, we caught it
pretty early,

so you should feel relief
in the next couple of days,

particularly if you follow
all the protocols I gave you.

- Really? We gonna talk about
soap again?

- It's body wash, actually.

And, yes,
the one that I gave you-

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

the fancy hyaluronic, uh,
bamboo exfoliant,

blah-blah-blah-blah.

I'll use it.
Stop talking about it.

When I interrupted you before,

I kind of got the feeling
there was something

going on with Avery.

And as her self-appointed,
slightly older uncle figure,

I just want to know,
is she gonna be okay?

Yeah, she will be.

Good.

The three of you
take care of each other.

I like seeing that.

How about you, Captain?
You doing okay?

No. I itch, I ache,

and now I'm being pickled
in a saltwater bath.

- Sounds far from heavenly.

You know, shingles are the
reactivation of a dormant virus,

often brought on by stress,
either emotional, physical.

So as your self-appointed,

slightly younger friend
and doctor,

anything you want to get off
your chest?

- I'm about to become a dad again

[chuckles] at an age when most
men are becoming grandpas.

- You seemed pretty excited
by that fetal heartbeat.

- Oh, yeah.

I'm excited.
I'm over the moon.

But I'm also anxious.
I'm really anxious.

I haven't felt this way
since the first day

I met my wife-
in a hot tub, actually.

- Well, Captain,
in my professional opinion,

you're a good man.

The way you take care
of this ship, her crew.

I, for one, think that's
gonna be one lucky baby.

- Thanks.

- Excuse me, Doctor- uh, sorry.
I don't know your name.

- [ Chuckles ] How you doing?

You get a good night's
sleep last night?

- No, a-and I tried all
the relaxation techniques

that you told me about,
but now I just have

a really terrible headache.

- All right, well,
I'll get you some ibuprofen.

- Well, I took the max dose,
but it will not go away.

- Hmm. When are they picking
the new flyer?

- Um...
- Tomorrow.

That's what I heard.

Word gets around.

- I think maybe
this headache is being caused

by anxiety and exhaustion.

So come on down to the infirmary
with me.

I'll get you some melatonin.

- Oh, don't bother me.
I can pickle myself.

- Thank you, Doctor.

I mean, I just keep going over
the routines in my head,

and Hailey is sleeping,
like, snoring.

And- And I just
don't understand...

[ Continues speaking
indistinctly ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

?

- You look like a man

that's pondering some
of life's big questions.

I hate to interrupt.

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- Please do.

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- I'm Katherine.

- Robert.

- That's a very formal name.

Can I call you Bobby?

- Mm. You'd be the first.

I'm generally known as Robert,

or Bob to my close friends.
- Uh-huh.

It'll be just me then.
Nice to meet you, Bobby.

- Nice to meet you, too.

Can I call you Katie?

- Absolutely not.
- [ Chuckles ]

- You shouldn't lie to doctors,
Bobby.

You told that nice man that
you loved me at first sight.

- Well, that's not exactly
what I said.

- If you were being fully honest,

you would have told him
that at first,

you found me to be a bit pushy
and much too chatty.

- [ Laughs ]

That is accurate,
but it's not the whole truth.

I always knew you were
the one for me.

You're romanticizing
the past, Bobby.

You're easy to be
romantic about, Katherine.

I'm wondering why you're
thinking about our beginning

when you're right
in the midst of a beginning

with Heather and the baby.

I've been thinking about
our firsts lately.

First date.

First house.

[ Chuckles ] First steps.

- Moving forward isn't you
letting go of the past.

- I missed so much.

- We'll do it differently
this time.

- Yeah, but that's...
It's kind of unfair, isn't it?

I mean, shouldn't you
and our kids

have the best version of me?

- You did the best
that you could.

I loved our life together.

I loved every moment of it.

I loved a solid 70% of it.
- [ Laughs ]

- I did.
[ Both laugh ]

- Oh, yeah.
Not bad for 32 years.

- Not bad at all.

You can love two people
at the same time, Bobby.

A life with someone else
isn't a betrayal of ours.

But... can she not
call you Bobby?

That was ours.

- [ Chuckles ] Yes, it was.

- Mm-hmm.
- And is.

?

Thank you, Katherine.

?

[Heartbeat thumping]

?

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

?

- Good morning, Cap.

- Hey. Good morning, Avery.

- I have calamine lotion
for your shingles.

- Thank you.

- And, uh, Max wanted me
to give you this.

- Oh, God. Another soap?
- Yeah.

This one has, uh,
colloidal oatmeal,

which he insists is
very soothing.

- Very soothing.

- How you feeling?
- Better.

The saltwater soak was...

...unexpectedly helpful.

- Uh, um, listen, Cap,

w-when we get to port,

I'm gonna need to spend
a little bit more time off ship.

I have a-a small medical thing
that I need to take care of.

- You take as much time
as you need.

Um...

Are you okay?

- Uh...
- Sit down.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

- You know, you don't ever have
to tell me anything,

but I want you to know
that you always can.

We're family.

- Ah, I'm sorry. [ Sniffles ]

I'm, uh...

Uh, I-I'm okay.

Really, I am.

I, um...

I thought I was pregnant and
that I was gonna be a... mom,

and, um...

...I'm not. It was-

It was just a- like, a cyst.

[ Chuckles ]

- Oh.

Avery, I'm so sorry
for your loss.

That is such a disappointment.

Oh, my God,
and I'm running around here

playing my baby's heartbeat
and sharing all my baby angst.

- No, no, no, it's okay, really.
- I'm so sorry.

- I'm so, so happy for you.

It's amazing.

- You know, Avery,
a whole lot of years ago,

I was about to go on
my first romantic cruise

with my girlfriend.

I wasn't yet
in the cruise-ship business,

but I was interested,
and I thought, well,

this would be a good idea,
a good trial run,

maybe even a good place
to propose.

Well, the night before
we were supposed to leave,

she told me she wasn't going,
that she was...

...in love with someone else.

I'd already bought the tickets,
and I still didn't know

how I felt about the
cruise-ship business, so I-

I just went by myself.

- That must have been terrible.

- At first it was not so great,

but it wasn't terrible either.

One night I was sitting
in the hot tub, and I...

just pondering the future

and seeing what lies
ahead for me.

And this lady,
out of nowhere, shows up,

and she joins me in the hot tub,
and we start talking and...

And I knew that by the time
we stepped out of that hot tub,

that I wanted to talk to this
woman for the rest of my life.

And if I ever lost her,
well, that would be...

...devastating.

My dear Avery, loss is...

a long and painful
and lonely journey.

But it has this amazing ability
to also galvanize you

into the present and make you
see more and feel more.

And love more.

- Thanks, Cap.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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- If you want, I could-
I could go along with you today

if you want company,
and I could regale you

with some long, boring stories
about days gone by.

- [ Laughs ] No, no, no.

I, uh, I really appreciate
the offer, truly.

Uh, but, uh...

I'm covered.

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- Olivia! Hi.
How'd you sleep last night?

- Still not that great.

- Really?
Even with the melatonin?

- It didn't help.

Neither did the tea
that Hailey made me.

- What tea did you make?

- Uh, chamomile with extra honey.

- It was still a bit bitter, though.

Anyway, we gotta go,
'cause they're announcing

the new flyer today.

- You know what?
Can you go ahead?

I have to ask Hailey
a couple questions.

- Sure.

- How are you sleeping?
'Cause I know sometimes people

who take stimulants for ADHD,
it can be a problem for them.

- Well, after practice,
I'm so tired,

I'm out as soon
as my head hits the pillow.

- Hmm. And yet...

she's having trouble sleeping.

Maybe she's just more anxious
than you are.

Or maybe you've been secretly
dosing her with your ADHD meds

ever since Brandi got hurt
so you could become top flyer.

- How'd you know?

- Camomile tea isn't bitter.

But ADHD meds are.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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Look, I-I know this is
really important to you,

becoming the head cheer lady.

- It's top girl.

- Sorry. Top girl.
And that is a very big moment.

And those big moments,

you want to share them
with your friends

'cause friends make
the good moments better

and the bad moments
not suck quite so bad.

But getting a big moment
by sabotaging one

of your friends is...
- I'm not an awful person.

I swear, I just-
I've been doing this

since I was five years old,
and I've never been top girl.

Listen to me.

I am an awful person.

I'm so sorry.

I have to tell her, don't I?

- Yeah.

And I expect you will,

because you're not
an awful person.

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- We'll make several very small
incisions in your abdomen

to make room for the laparoscopy
and the surgical instruments.

You'll be asleep
for the whole time.

- How long do you expect
the procedure will take?

- An hour tops.

- Well, we'll be here
when you wake up, then.

- Do you have any other
questions, Ms. Morgan?

- Actually, I have one request.

- This is purely
a professional courtesy.

- Well, thank you, Doctor.

- No one will ever know
we were here.

- Just count backwards from 100.

[ Monitor beeping ]

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- 100, 99,

98,

[voice fading]
97, 96...

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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- You know,
this does feel a little wrong.

Us in here, you up there.

- My below-the-knee area
is very comfortable,

and in 14 to 21 days,

me and my Twinkie
will be back to full submersion.

[ Chuckles ]
And you're feeling okay?

Totally fine,

just like the 14 other times
you guys asked me,

which I appreciate.

Let's go!

[Cheering]

Let's go, Odyssey!
Ready? Okay!

From the east to the west,

Odyssey is the best
of the best.

- Hey!
- Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you, Team Odyssey,
for saving my life.

Just doing our jobs.

[Cheerleaders cheering]

Hey, girls.

How you feeling today?

- Much better, thanks to you.

- We're both doing much better.

- That's great to hear.
I should know this already,

but which one of you
won the top-flyer thing?

- Emily.
- She deserved it.

- Well, that was...

straight fire, as the kids say.

- Thanks.
- What?

- That was the most amazing thing
I've ever seen. [ Chuckles ]

- You know, I do wish that I knew
you guys when I was-

- Young.
- ...er.

- [ Chuckles ] Yeah, me too.

Although I maintain
I am still incredibly youthful.

- Well, obviously,
Mr. Straight Fire.

- Oh.
- [ Laughs ]

To good friends.

- To good friends.

- To good friends.

- And to whatever comes next,
for all of us.

- Whoo!

- Mmm.

[ Cheerleaders cheering
indistinctly ]

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