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I hate going to sleep, I do.
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I just do.
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I just hate going to sleep...
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..I do.
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Just hate going to (YAWNS)
sleep anyway...
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..I do.
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I don't like going to...
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'How many hours do you reckon
you could stay awake for?'
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Erm...
Competitively?
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24.
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Well, yesterday,
I can use an example.
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I stayed awake
for eight-and-a-half hours.
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I did.
Eight-and-a-half?
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Yeah.
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Wow(!)
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Oh, the sleep is very important.
For me, it's very important.
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For me, sleeping is very important.
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I think it's very important,
the sleep...
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..for me.
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People think that when
you work on nights,
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that you'll automatically sleep in
the daytime because you're so tired.
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It doesn't work like that.
I wish it did.
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Cos you're really...you come home,
I come home at six in the morning,
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I'm buzzing and I could go to ten,
12. I could stay awake all day.
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But then, all of a sudden -
bang, it hits you like a wall.
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Say, for instance, you've got -
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He turns into a grumpy old (BLANK),
that's what happens.
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Lost my...I had a good one.
Oh, sorry.
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I don't go to bed till late.
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I couldn't go at nine, like you.
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You couldn't.
No.
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Half-past nine and that's it.
Is it lunchtime?
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No.
No.
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Normally, I'd have
six to seven hours' sleep.
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I think it's advisable
to have seven.
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I know that if you have
more than seven or less than seven,
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you're likely to die earlier.
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If you're tired enough,
you'll sleep anywhere.
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Doesn't matter where it is.
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As long as it's warm and dry.
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That's all you need, really.
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I've slept in fields,
stuff like that.
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Erm...tunnels.
Under motorway bridges.
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Slept in the middle of motorways
a couple of times.
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(LAUGHS)
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It does something queer to folk,
don't it?
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I mean, they might be a bit more
sparky
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and erm...you know,
they might be in the mood for love.
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I could sleep 12 hours, easy.
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I could go to bed now and not wake
up till 8:00 tomorrow morning.
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RINGING
Five...now the phone's ringing.
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Hello.
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Hello?
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No, she died ages ago, you'll need
to update your records a bit better.
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No, she didn't.
It's only the neighbour that moved,
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but they don't like...(LAUGHS).
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I heavy breathe at night.
No, man, you snore.
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I don't snore.
You've always snored.
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I don't snore.
You snore like -
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I don't snore. I don't snore.
You do.
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Why do you...why do you deny it?
I heavy breathe.
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I'm telling you, I've heard you
snoring. You won't believe me.
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I'm not going to lie to you
about something like that.
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You snore, man.
I don't snore.
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You do, like a pig.
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I've never heard a pig snore.
It's diabolical.
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I'm not kidding, I'm not being
nasty, I'm telling the truth.
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It wakes me in the night.
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It did early this morning,
about 4:00am
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And I shook...well, I didn't shake
Jackie,
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I said, "Jackie, Jackie, turn on
your side."
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Cos, when she's lying on her back,
her head will flop back
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and she'll go...(GRUNTS).
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And I thought, "Oh, aww," -
You're nasty about me.
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No, it's not. I'm not being nasty.
I can't help it, can I?
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I can't help it.
No. You've had your adenoids out.
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Yes, I have, and my tonsils,
but I can't help it.
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I've got to lie on my back,
cos I've got a bad back.
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If I ever sleep on my back,
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I have those dreams
where it's like you can't move.
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Really scary dreams.
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Like you're half awake and
half asleep and I really hate that.
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Never, ever sleep on your back,
do you?
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Not any more.
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Well, that's...
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Well, there is such a thing
as nose pegs.
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Is there really? Oh well.
Yes.
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Which we'll have to introduce
into this household.
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I'll go and sleep in the other room,
if you want.
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Well, you go and sleep
in the other room.
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Yes, why not?
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If you don't get your sleep
you're...don't approach him.
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Don't approach him until he's -
(LAUGHS)
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It's like, seriously, forget about
brown grizzly bears,
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they don't do damage like Keith.
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What about you when you're tired?
You're like the living dead.
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You can't talk to him,
he's comatose.
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(LAUGHS) Can't do nothing.
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No, I don't do that crazy stuff.
(LAUGHS)
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Mummy.
Yes, darling?
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I'm tired.
'Does he want to go to bed?'
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No he never goes...it's the middle
of the day, Michael.
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'Oh, right.'
I'm just like...Mum, tell him.
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It's too early. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
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In the daily life, you hear a little
bird tweet and it sounds lovely.
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But if that bird is tweeting at
11:00, when you're trying to sleep,
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you wanna kill the (BLANK).
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But, in the morning, you think,
"Aww, lovely little bird."
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For me, it was because, it was -
Cos I went to bed the other day,
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and that little (BLANK) was
there tweeting in that tree
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and I wanted to go down...there was
a whole family in there. (TWEETS)
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You'll then decide...it's almost -
Ooh, (GROWLS), shut up.
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'OK, Steven,
have you ever sleep-talked?'
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How's he gonna know that?
How do I know?
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How's he gonna know
if he sleep talks?
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You should ask her that question!
What a silly question.
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Sometimes Steven
is tossing and turning
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and I think
he's running away from somebody,
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he's probably doing something
that he shouldn't be doing.
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He's usually...he does sometimes
(MUMBLES AND MOANS).
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So, I don't know what he's doing.
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KNOCKING
(LAUGHS)
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Open the door, Dad. I'm sleeping.
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KNOCKING
Daddy, let me in.
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(LAUGHING) Daddy, let me...
(LAUGHS)
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KNOCKING
I ain't getting out my bed.
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Do you know what time it is?
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It's 12:00.
Do not make eye contact.
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Hay. Hay. Lots of hay and cows.
(LAUGHS)
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Do you dream?
Dunho?
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No.
Run home?
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No.
Rung ho?
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Dream.
Yes, I dream.
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Yeah, they're terrible, aren't they?
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Oh, no. I always dream
the same dream
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and I can never
get to the bottom of it.
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Better go back to sleep.
Yeah, go back to sleep. (LAUGHS)
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Mummy.
Yes, darling?
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(INDISTINCT)
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We'll be finished soon.
I'm tired.
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Then go to sleep.
You can come here.
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Well, I need to suck my thumb.
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Yeah, suck you thumb, then.
That's all right.
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Well, when I can I get
this microphone off me?
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Get the microphone off now.
There you are.
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Now you don't have to
worry about it.
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You've finished your contribution,
you lay down and suck your thumb.
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I keep getting up.
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I do.
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(YAWNS) I'm tired.
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I should've went to bed.
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I just hate going to sleep...I do.
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(SNORES)
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