Original subtitles

Oruchuban Ebichu

Wondering...

Nan da ka na

I'm home alone again today, housekeeping

Kyou mo hitori de oruchuban

When suddenly, I think of you

Sonde fu, to omou

I cannot for the life of me

Otoko no hito tte

Figure out you men

Nan de ka na

You do whatever you want, whenever you want

Tugou no ii hi ni

If you had to grow up

Ookiku nattara

Wh... Wh... Whatever would you do?

La la la na nani wo surun dechu ka?!

You didn't cause any trouble today, thank God!

Kyou mo nani mo kimenakatta yokatta!

Tonight's full moon makes her miss you

Tsuki ga dekai na aitai na

Anyway, for now, I sit here wondering

Toriaezu nan da ka

(stomach growling)

Gyururu no gyururu

Boy, am I ever hungry!

Onaka kekkou sukimachita na

What? You can't make it tomorrow?

My boss says I gotta take care of some stuff tomorrow. Work is work.

Really?

To make up for it, I'll let ya suck my dick later, okay?

It's Spring After All

Don't you get it?

I said you can only have ice cream once a day, didn't I?

And just what do you think you're doing?

Playing with the building blocks!

Okay, I'm out. You better take good care of the house.

If you're gonna be like that, I'll just have to eat it all!

Even this... And this...

You're so selfish, Master!

See? The ice cream is all gone as I ate it all.

Well, see ya.

That's fine with me!

Ebichu is perfectly capable of buying ice cream on her own!

We Can't Show You This - Sorry

It's all your fault! And it's been so long since I've been on a date.

I- Ice cream...

Looks good on me! I'm embarrassed!

Here's the too-sexy-for-your-body Ebichu!

Isn't that right (nano na)?

M- Master, didn't I sound just too cute when I say "nano na"?

More importantly, just whose clothes are those lying around everywhere?

Gimme my scarf back! I spent 20,000 yen on that damned thing.

Is that so (nano na)?

I just wanted to dress up a little bit in the spirit of spring.

So annoying.

It's spring, after all. Master should be in a really good mood, but she's not.

Oh! C- Could it be...?!

After seeing hot, young new co-workers, she's finally starting to feel her age?

Could be! Could be! Could be!

She's gained weight so she can't fit into her old clothes anymore?

Could be! Could be! Could be!

Both Guesses Are Right

Double punch...

Humans are so much more complicated than rodents, aren't they?

Of course they are!

Aaa! I get it!

The useless bum flirted with some hot little number in a pub?

Could be! Could be! Could be!

And Master found a love hotel lighter in his pocket?

Could be! Could be! ...

You read my diary, didn't you?

Grr! Get ready to feel my wrath!

The next morning.

Ebichu's got the feeling something's up today.

Her favorite earrings and scarf!

Here we go.

H- Her favorite panties!

P- Pink with frills!

I'm going out.

She only wears that outfit on dates with the useless bum...

... but she's wearing it to work today!

S- Something... is definitely up!

Ice Cream

Drool

Subway Station

A subway trip!

Subway Ticket

Ticket, ticket. Ebichu's very own subway ticket!

Here you are.

Rodents don't have to pay. Here, your change.

My subway ticket...

Subway Station

Company Office

Th- This is!

- Hey... - Yes?

7pm Tonight

Here...

Just as I thought! You've found yourself another man, haven't you?!

Ah, you've got some dust on your shoulder.

Oh, thank you.

You did it, Master!

This means... This means...

- You Were Just A Fling - No Way

You're not gonna have to be with that useless bum anymore!

- Idiot You Idiot - (Crying)

That useless bum!

Master... Take care of Master!

Y- You little... How the hell did you get here!

Master may seem like a playgirl, but she is really quite an attractive girl!

P- Playgirl?!

She feeds me a lot of food, and she never hits me!

She doesn't smoke a pack a day, and...

... she doesn't trim her bush (mange) so she looks sexy in a swimsuit!

Are you all right?

Hey, Hey... What's a bush (mange)?

Virgin

Of course, she doesn't have a green dildo, either!

Green dildo...?

Hey, Hey... what's a green dildo?

There's more! She's never sucked anybody's dick, either!

Dick?!

Hey, Momma. What's a green dildo?

Momma?

Momma's Boy

Master is truly a very sweet, attractive, and kind person!

Ebichu's suspicion was right on the money.

Wh- What's up with that...

Nothing at all... Nothing...

Ebichu got the bejesus slapped out of her when she came home...