Original subtitles

Oruchuban Ebichu

Wondering...

Nan da ka na

I'm home alone again today, housekeeping

Kyou mo hitori de oruchuban

When suddenly, I think of you

Sonde fu, to omou

I cannot for the life of me

Otoko no hito tte

Figure out you men

Nan de ka na

You do whatever you want, whenever you want

Tugou no ii hi ni

If you had to grow up

Ookiku nattara

Wh... Wh... Whatever would you do?

La la la na nani wo surun dechu ka?!

You didn't cause any trouble today, thank God!

Kyou mo nani mo kimenakatta yokatta!

Tonight's full moon makes her miss you

Tsuki ga dekai na aitai na

Anyway, for now, I sit here wondering

Toriaezu nan da ka

(stomach growling)

Gyururu no gyururu

Boy, am I ever hungry!

Onaka kekkou sukimachita na

It's Master!

What color are your panties?

Master has many kinds of panties!

Frilly panties! Lace panties! Crotchless panties! Unmentionable panties!

And she's beautiful, 25 years old and has a nice body!

The guy she's currently dating is a total loser!

But there's more! She's got a mole on her left butt cheek!

She's even got a green dildo!

But these naughty things...

I definitely, definitely won't tell anyone about them!

I was wondering why I was getting so many prank calls lately.

You little...

The Useless Bum And My Master

Blood-type Love Fortunes - A.B.O.AB. From Inception Of Your Love Till Marriage

In Japan, a popular style of love fortunes uses blood type instead of zodiac...

Eh, you're in to blood-type fortunes?

Uh, yeah, a little bit.

... Peace & happiness for certain mixes of blood types, conflict & sadness for others.

What's your blood type again? O type (gata)?

You forgot?!

You don't know that? Do you really love Master?

Master's there is a beautiful triangle shape (gata)!

Master Is Type A

It says we're incompatible.

Hey, I want some tea.

E- Ebichu doesn't know anything!

The lipstick stuck on the useless bum's white shirt...

E- Ebichu wasn't trying to wash it out!

And In Such A Place Too...

What's with this lipstick stain?

I dunno... Maybe I got it on a crowded train or something.

Got a lipstick stain down here on a train?!

God, did Ebichu make Master sad again?

My penis was bleeding a little bit earlier.

Don't insult my intelligence!

Ah, a shooting star!

- Hey! What's happened?! - I... I can't believe it!

Master took her facial mask off so beautifully this time!

Don't tell me... that's the only reason you called me here.

Don't tell me...

... that's really the only reason you freaking called me here?!

I gotta wake up at 6 in the morning, you little!

But, she showed so much skill this time in taking the m--

I'm the housekeeping mouse, Ebichu the hamster!

I will do anything to protect Master!

Hey!

Stop teasing Master!

- I'm heading home. - M- Master...

Get the hell outta here, you cheap little 1050-yen rat!

Master returned home from a trip to Hong Kong!

I'm home!

Master!

- Thanks for house sitting! - Sure.

Anything happen while I was gone?

- A girl came over. - Hmm, I wonder if it was Miyuki.

It was this person.

You had a girl over again?!

It's Master!

Describe what you're wearing.

Actually, I'm naked, except for this apron.

Can I help you with something?

How much hair do you have (down there)?

I'm covered with it.

Can I help you with something?

M- "Manko" (pussy), say it to me...

Manko (pussy).

What's wrong?

Are you crying?

MA.N.__ (Jackpot Is MA.N.KO)

MA.N.SO

Did anyone else come over?

- Yes! A guy came over. - Guy?

A high school student! You pedophile!

- Hey! You got it all wrong! - You criminal!

Girls have short hair, too?

- You're going home again today? - Sorry.

Useless bum, you can't go home.

Wonderful!

Something's gotten into you today.

How long are you going to keep sucking her right nipple?

What about her poor, neglected left nipple?

Sorry. I'm late.

My boss asked me to work overtime, and...

I tried to get hold of you all night last night.

I went drinking with a friend. You know...

Co-worker Shimizu and I went for dinner, but we decided to have a few drinks.

Y'know? The same place we always go. The food there is so good.

And after that, we ate some ramen. Then I came home.

Who did you eat with?

Who did you drink with?

Sorry.

You're just mad because you didn't get to stuff your face, aren't you?

Master is a glutton!

That's not why I'm upset!

Oh no...

N- Not there...

A- Aren't you're sticking it in the wrong hole?

That's her shit hole!

That Was Fine With The Two Of Them...

You little...