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PREVIOUSLY, ON "HILL STREET BLUES"...

GINA DOESN'T WANT ME, HENRY DOESN'T WANT YOU.

WE'RE LEFTOVERS.

HOLY MOLY.

I SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

I CAN GET PAST THE ANGER,

BUT I CAN'T GET PAST THE FACT

THAT I'M SCARED TO RIDE WITH YOU.

THIS ONE COST US.

IT COST US IN LAWSUITS...

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COST YOU?

ME.

I QUIT.

YOU WOULD RATHER MAKE ME OUT LIKE SOME KIND OF ABERRATION.

I KNOW IT AND EVERYBODY IN THIS STINKING PLACE KNOWS IT!

I THINK SHE'S USING SOMETHING.

IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME.

ITEM SEVEN!

ITEM SEVEN.

ITEM SEVEN IS A HOOKER UNDERCOVER TARGETING GAYS

AND REGULAR JOHNS IN THE VICINITY OF GREEN AND SYCAMORE.

NOW, THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN MOVING EASTWARD,

EVER SINCE THEY STARTED BUILDING THE DECKER MALL.

NOW, IF WE COULD JUST KEEP IT MOVING

THESE TWO MORE BLOCKS, IT'S GONNA BE OVER IN THE HEIGHTS.

THAT'S JUST WHERE IT BELONGS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SERGEANT BATES, OFFICER COFFEY, MAYO, GARIBALDI,

FISK AND McDERMOTT, LaRUE AND WASHINGTON...

YOU'RE ON IT.

ITEM EIGHT, RIDES.

MARTINS WITH COBB, HILL IS WITH RIVERA,

JAMESON'S WITH FRAME.

ITEM NINE, MICK BELKER CONTINUES HIS DRUG UNDERCOVER TODAY,

WHICH THE PODIUM HAS NOT BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH THE DETAILS.

RENKO IS WITH HIM.

ITEM TEN.

FILE YOUR ARREST REPORTS TODAY WITH A.D.A. MICHAEL STOCKTON.

A.D.A. STOCKTON ALSO WILL BE TAKING ANY PLEAS.

IS DAVENPORT SICK?

THAT'S STILL ANOTHER SUBJECT ON WHICH THE PODIUM LACKS THE POOP.

ITEM 11.

PREMATURELY WARM WEATHER, FOLKS.

IT'S GONNA BE IN THE 80s OUT THERE TODAY.

NOW, A WORD TO THE WISE.

MORNINGS, BEFORE YOU GO OUT,

IS THE TIME TO CHECK THE COOLANT LEVEL IN YOUR UNIT RADIATORS.

NOW, YOU'RE FULL ON COOLANT, YOUR ENGINE'S RUNNING SMOOTHLY,

THAT'S ONE MORE ITEM LESS FOR THE WORRY LIST.

OKAY, THAT'S IT.

LET'S HAVE A GOOD SHIFT.

LET'S DO IT TO THEM BEFORE THEY DO IT TO US.

HOOKER UNDERCOVERS, THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU.

HEY!

CUT IT OUT, LUCE.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WOMEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT.

EVERY DAY WE LIVE.

I COULD JUST KILL HIM.

ON ME, THAT MESH, FOUR COUNT INDICTMENT.

ON HIM, SIMPLE ELEGANCE.

FALL DOWN AND BREAK A LEG, LaRUE.

PLAINCLOTHES, WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT SEEMS LIKE CITIZEN RENKO'S FINALLY MOVING UP IN THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW, ROB, MAYBE I'M BEING FOOLISH TO EXPECT

CLOSE FRIENDSHIP HERE, BUT I THOUGHT AT LEAST

WE COULD NORMALIZE DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS.

WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

SO HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OF YOUR BASIC CIVILITY AT LEAST?

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET UP ON ME FOR WHAT HAPPENED?

I SCREWED UP, I CAN ADMIT THAT,

BUT IF YOU CAN'T FORGIVE ME

THEN WHAT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND I IS ON YOU.

IT'S ON ME.

YOU ARE A COMPLETE BAFFLEMENT TO ME.

YOU READY, BOBBY?

YEAH.

- HI. - HI.

YOU LOOK HOT TODAY.

THANK YOU.

SO, ARE WE EVER GONNA SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN?

OF COURSE.

DINNER, TONIGHT?

UM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.

TRY.

MORNING, FRANK.

HOWARD.

NOW, DON'T GET ANGRY.

NO!

I WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO GET BEHIND

MY FUNDING REQUEST FOR THE S.N.V.M. PROTOTYPE.

NOW, THAT'S THE STRATEGIC ENTRY VEHICLE MODIFICATION.

YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT IT AND I DON'T WANT US BEHIND IT, HOWARD,

I DON'T WANT US ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

THANKS, HENRY.

CAN'T SELL THE BATTERING RAM, HUH, HOWARD?

THE MAN WILL NOT STAY CURRENT ON HARDWARE.

DENNIS.

I DON'T KNOW, HARRY, I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I'M NOT GONNA

GET SUCKED INTO YOUR ADOLESCENT CRAP.

AND THEN YOU PULL STUFF LIKE YOU JUST PULLED OUTSIDE

AND I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, WHAT STUFF ARE WE REFERENCING...

STUFF... COMING UP BEHIND A WOMAN,

PUTTING YOUR HANDS ALL OVER HER, NUZZLING HER HAIR.

YEAH, JEALOUS?

WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR OWN TIME AND WHO YOU DO THAT WITH

IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

UNTIL YOU WAVE IT UNDER MY NOSE AND WINKED AT ME.

THAT'S A SQUAD ROOM OUT THERE, NOT A MOTEL ROOM.

WELL, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO KEEP THAT IN MIND

THE NEXT TIME GINA COMES UP.

IS THAT THE REAL AGENDA, HARRY?

YOU NEED TO SHOW ME UP THAT BAD?

WELL, ACCORDING TO FAY, THAT SHIP'S ALREADY SAILED.

YOU SEE, ACCORDING TO FAY, IN YOUR CRUCIAL EVENTS,

TECHNIQUE, AND ELAPSED TIME, IT'S NO CONTEST.

AND YOUR RETURN TO THE STARTING POSITION,

YOU'RE NOT EVEN...

NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, PUNK.

FAY NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT ME!

SHE'S GOT TOO MUCH CLASS FOR THAT

AND SHE'S GOT TOO MUCH CLASS FOR YOU.

THAT IS YOUR POISON.

AND IF YOU'RE USING HER TO GET AT ME,

IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO HURT HER, I WILL KILL YOU.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

WE HAVE A 9-11.

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE'S SURPLUS STORE,

CORNER OF PEEBLES DRIVE, NORTH 24TH STREET.

♪♪

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BEST SON ANDREW J. RENKO HAS APPROVED IT

AND IS READY TO START THE DAY.

OUR CONTACTS...

YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY THING, DETECTIVE,

I TRY TO GET OUT OF UNIFORM FOR SO LONG,

AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BREAK UP WITH BOBBY HILL.

AIN'T THAT FUNNY?

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS JUST BREAK UP WITH...

UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, RENKO.

A... THIS IS NOT A PROMOTION FOR YOU.

B... THE FACT IS, I OPPOSED YOU WORKING WITH ME,

AND C... IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS AS A WAY

TO SHINE UP YOUR BADGE, I LIKE IT EVEN LESS.

NOW, AS LONG AS YOU ARE WITH ME,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME GROUND RULES.

SUCH AS?

SUCH AS SUCH UP AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU.

DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?

YEAH.

GOOD.

WHAT YOU GOT, DETECTIVE?

HOW ARE YOU, TEDDY?

THIS IS OFFICER RENKO,

HE'S GOING TO BE WORKING WITH US.

BEAUTIFUL.

SO WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU?

OFFICER?

ANDY.

ANDY... IT'S TEDDY.

YOU WANT TO RUN IT FOR ME?

WE ARE IN THE SODA SHOP BUSINESS.

ALONZO GAVE ME A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT CHECKED OUT

AND TOLD ME TO FIX UP SOME THINGS,

I ALREADY GOT THEM DONE, MAN, I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, MAN.

I AIN'T SEEN MY WOMAN...

THAT'S GREAT.

WHEN DO WE TAKE FIRST DELIVERY?

NOON.

NOW, YOU GOT TO BE HOLDIN' $8500 CASH MONEY,

NO IFs ANDs OR BUTs ABOUT IT, MAN...

IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

RIGHT.

NOW, ALONZO'S GONNA WANT TO RAP TO YOU A LITTLE BIT.

NOW, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET IN HIS FACE TOO BAD,

THEY'RE GONNA BE SELLIN' US SOME SODA.

ALL RIGHT, TEDDY.

OFFICER RENKO'S GONNA BE WORKIN' IN THE SHOP WITH US.

YO, WHY YOU HITTIN' ME WITH THIS, MAN?

I TOLD ALONZO IT'D JUST BE YOU AND ME.

YEAH, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

NOTHING PERSONAL, ANDY.

IT'S JUST THAT ALONZO DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.

BUT T'S THE SAME WITH EVERYBODY, I'M THE SAME WITH Y'ALL...

TEDDY! TEDDY!

YOU AND ME AIN'T GONNA BE PALS,

SO STOP RUNNING ME THROUGH THE GREASE.

JUST BEING POLITE.

STAY POLITE.

SPARE ME YOUR CRAP.

HOLD THE CRAP.

YOU GOT IT.

YEP.

DO I GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE OR WHAT?

SHUT UP, TEDDY.

YEAH.

- HI. - HI.

INTERESTING BREAKFAST WITH TONY STOLLER.

P.D.'S OFFICE WANTS YOU BACK

AND THEY'LL PAY BIG BUCKS TO GET YOU.

RIGHT, AS FAR AS THAT GOES, YOU GOT A MINUTE?

SURE.

HE MADE ME AN OFFER.

MY OLD JOB,

PLUS SOME SUPERVISING IN THE HEIGHTS AND MIDTOWN.

THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, CONGRATULATIONS.

I GUESS IT IS.

I GUESS MY ABSENCE MADE THEIR HEART GROW FONDER.

AND YOURS?

STILL REMEMBERING THE BURN-OUT.

STILL AMBIVALENT AS HELL, BUT INTERESTED.

CHAPMAN WOULD BE UNDER YOU.

THAT'S THE OTHER NEWS.

THEY'RE GOING TO FIRE HER.

TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOU?

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

IT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT ALL ALONG... DRUGS.

COCAINE.

APPARENTLY, IT'S NO SECRET.

ON A CHEERIER NOTE.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

AHH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

YOU FORGOT.

FORGOT, ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN YOUR OFFICE.

NOT YET.

I SENT ROSES TO YOUR OFFICE,

AND I MADE RESERVATIONS AT THE WARREN.

I COULD BE SEDUCED.

SEE YOU LATER.

WHERE YOU HEADED?

MORE BREAKFAST WITH IRWIN BERNSTEIN.

THIS HAS TO BE MY LAST CAREER MOVE, FURILLO.

THE EXTRA MEALS ARE KILLING ME.

HMM.

HENRY...

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT FLORIST DOWNTOWN

NEXT TO THE COURT BUILDING?

- JOHANSEN'S? - JOHANSEN'S, RIGHT.

WHAT YOU FORGET?

OUR ANNIVERSARY.

I HAVE TO GET ROSES ON JOYCE'S DESK IN HALF AN HOUR.

RUMOR HAS IT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DESK.

ALL THE MORE REASON.

SHE HAS TO FEEL REMEMBERED.

LEAD WITH THE ROSES.

FOLLOW WITH A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS.

I'LL SEND YOU TO SHEAR AND LOEB.

ALL MEMORY LAPSES ARE FORGIVEN.

DIAMOND EARRINGS?

YOU KNOW, OR JUST THE ROSES ARE GREAT.

JUST THE ROSES'LL GET IT.

DIAMOND EARRINGS ARE NOT IN EVERY COP'S BUDGET, HENRY.

IT HASN'T TAKEN ME LONG TO COAT CHECK, RIGHT?

OH, YOU'RE OKAY.

IN FACT, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HAPPIER.

I LOVE HER, FRANK.

IT'S THE DAMNEST THING, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D...

I JUST NEVER KNEW YOU COULD BE THIS HAPPY.

JOHANSEN'S.

THEY DELIVER.

AND THE NAME OF THE JEWELRY STORE?

SHEAR AND LOEB.

IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS, I'LL CALL SID LOEB FOR YOU.

I HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE.

SO TO MOVE TO YOU, 65 A GRAM AND SELL IT FOR 125...

STICKS IS THE DIME,

YOU SELL THEM FOR 25 AND THAT'S YOUR PROFIT ITEM.

NOW, YOU NEVER WANT TO ASK ME FOR UP-FRONT.

YOU NEVER WANT YOUR STOCK TO FALL BELOW

50 STICKS AND A HUNDRED GRAMS.

YOU GOT TO MOVE 50 GRAMS A DAY JUST TO KEEP THE FRANCHISE.

WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

YOU HEAR ME, TEDDY?

I HEARD YOU, MAN, I GOT IT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S SOLID, IT'S SITTIN' RIGHT HERE.

OPENING TASTE FOR THE FRANCHISE IS TWO GRAND.

YEAH, TWO G'S, BABE, THAT'S WHAT WE AGREED ON, MAN.

PLUS I NEED 6500...

$8500.

WHAT A SURPRISE, TEDDY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, ALONZO, MAN?

YOU KNOW, IF I'M PAYING SOMEBODY 8500 BUCKS,

I'D USUALLY LIKE HIM TO ADMIT THAT I EXIST.

I SEE YOU THERE.

I JUST WANT TEDDY'S UNDERSTANDING, HIM AND ME...

GOT A RELATIONSHIP.

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT, MAN, YEAH.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY WHEN I MEET TWO PEOPLE

AND I'M ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING ONE.

YOU SEE, I KNEW YOU WAS UPSET ABOUT THAT, MAN, YOU KNOW...

'CAUSE ME AND YOU GOT THE RELATIONSHIP, TEDDY.

ANY SCREW-UPS AND IT'S YOU...

ALL RIGHT, NOW, NOW, NOW.

TEDDY DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HIRED ANOTHER MAN.

HEY, CARL, YOU GOT A PROBLEM, IS I'M HEARING, HUH?

WE GOT PROBLEMS OUT HERE?

WE'VE GOT NO PROBLEMS.

SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

LET HIM GO NOW.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT

MY FRIEND, HERE'S, INTEREST,

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

NO, I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.

OH!

THAT'S NICE, NOW NOBODY AIN'T GOT A PROBLEM.

I APOLOGIZE.

HE'S ALL MUSCLE.

THIS MAN IS A MUSCLE HEAD AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT,

AND I'M SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

DON'T GO TO PIECES.

YOU WANT THIS WITH TEDDY?

YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME.

YOU'RE IN BUSINESS.

SORRY, SORRY.

ANYWAY, UH...

ADMITTING ERROR ISN'T THE MOST NATURAL THING

MRS. BERNSTEIN TAUGHT HER SON, BUT...

I AM SORRY WE HAD THAT FIGHT,

AND I'M SORRY I WENT BEHIND YOUR BACK IN THE WARES CASE.

APOLOGY'S ACCEPTED.

A HELL OF A THING.

YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AISLE FIVE YEARS,

HAGGLING, DEALING, OUT-MANEUVERING,

WE BECOME GOOD FRIENDS.

A COUPLE OF MONTHS ON THE SAME TEAM,

WE'RE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

MAYBE THAT'S ONE REASON WHY IT'S RIGHT I LEAVE.

REALLY?

OUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU?

YES, IT DOES.

YEAH.

I'M FLATTERED, I...

WHICH DOESN'T PREVENT ME FROM SAYING THE D.A. BADLY

WANTS YOU BACK.

HE CONSIDERS YOU THE BEST NEW ASSISTANT WE'VE GOT.

UH, A CREDIT TO YOUR GENDER... JUST KIDDING...

AND WILL MATCH ANY OFFER THE P.D. THROWS UP THERE.

I'VE HAD FIVE MONTHS TO LOOK AT IT FROM THE D.A.'S SIDE, IRWIN.

I STILL THINK THE SYSTEM'S UNFAIR TO THE POOR.

HOW SO?

REALLY?

THE WAY I SEE IT,

THE POOR GET CAUGHT THE MOST,

BUT THEY'RE ALSO THE MAIN VICTIMS OF CRIME.

BUT IF YOU'RE RICH AND A LITTLE GREEDY,

YOU GET AWAY WITH THINGS THAT IF YOU'RE POOR

AND A LITTLE GREEDY, YOU CAN'T.

THAT'S WHAT A PUBLIC DEFENDER ADDRESSES EVERY DAY,

AND NO ONE ELSE IN OUR SOCIETY DOES.

JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO YOU WERE FED UP, HMM?

YOUR LEFT WAS TIRED, YOU WANTED TO TRY YOUR RIGHT?

I GUESS I'M A BORN SOUTHPAW.

HMM.

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE P.D.'S OFFICE, AREN'T YOU?

STOLLER'S ALREADY MADE YOU AN OFFER.

A GOOD ONE.

OUR MATCHING IT WON'T KEEP YOU?

NO.

AHH...

WELL.

SEE YOU ACROSS THE AISLE, LEFTY.

NICE WHEELS.

SHOULD I GET IN?

NO OFFENSE, BUT THE MAN IN THE BACK SAYS HER.

NO OFFENSE.

CREEP.

YOU'VE GOT A FAN.

SOMEBODY WANT TO TALK TO ME?

YOU GOT IT.

LITTLE ON-SIGHT SPOT-CHECK

TO EVALUATE FIELD REPORTS, DETECTIVE.

CHIEF.

ATTRACTIVE APPEARANCE.

NEUTRAL INITIATING INQUIRY.

NO QUESTION OF ENTRAPMENT.

HIGH MARKS ALL AROUND.

THANK YOU, CHIEF.

IF I WERE A PROUD PATSY,

I'D BE INCLINED TO GO DEEP INTO MY POCKET.

I GUESS THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

IT CERTAINLY IS.

CARRY ON.

100% GRADE-A SLIMEBALL.

HI, HONEY.

I THOUGHT THAT GUY WAS GONNA PITCH A TENT.

YEAH, HE WAS ALL TALK, A REAL CHUMP.

WELL, I'M ALL ACTION... GET IN.

LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.

I WANT TO HEAR YOU SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH.

OH, HE WANTS HER TO TALK FRENCH.

HE'S GONNA WISH HE WENT TO BERLITZ.

FRENCH IS GONNA BE ABOUT 25 BUCKS.

30, IF YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER HEARD ANY...

UNIT, WE GOT A PICK-UP.

THEN HOP IN, GET OFF THE STREET, WILL YA?

WE'RE TALKING 30 AMERICAN BUCKS, AREN'T WE?

POLICE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

WHAT DID I DO?

SOLICITATION.

OH, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

OH, THIS ISN'T NECESSARY.

PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS, CHEAPSKATE?

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

IF YOU GIVE UP THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...

HEY, NUMBER 37!

JOEY JACK RABBIT JOE COFFEY?

COACH BEASLEY!

WHOA, WOW!

THIS IS WHAT AN OLD COACH LOVES.

BRICKS IN THE BELLY, YOU'RE STILL IN PERFECT SHAPE.

WHAT IS IT, 15 YEARS?

YEAH.

SO, WHERE YOU OFF TO? DON'T LET ME KEEP YA.

HEY, I GOT TIME.

THE FACT IS, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF BUSY.

HEY, JOEY!

REMEMBER THE SOUTH SIDE GAME, YOU CAME OUT

WITH THAT PINKY DISLOCATED, STICKIN' OUT ALL SIDEWAYS?

I YANK IT BACK STRAIGHT,

YOU GO BACK IN AND WIN THE SCORING TITLE,

REMEMBER THAT?

YEAH, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

SO WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOE?

YOU LOOK ALL JUMPY.

AH, NO, NOTHIN', IT'S JUST THAT I GOT A LOT OF THINGS TO DO.

YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

WILL YOU LOOK AT ME, JOEY?

I GOT A SUSPICION.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.

YOU THINK COACH THINKS I'M A SISSY, RIGHT?

WRONG.

THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND, JOE.

COACH, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE HERE, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT I DO, JOEY,

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YA.

NO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVE OFF, ALL RIGHT?

HEY, JOEY, COME ON, LET ME RELAX YA, KID.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

JOEY, I WANT TO SEND IN A PLAY.

COME HERE...

- WHAT? - COME HERE, COME ON.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

I MEAN, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

I'D GIVE YOU A DAMN KISS RIGHT NOW IF YOU'D LET ME.

ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T...

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT FOR ME OUT BACK?

I GOT A CAR, A GREEN CAR.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OH, COACH.

AWESOME, ISN'T IT, LIEUTENANT?

DEVASTATING.

BIG.

YOU LIKE HER, PAULI.

YOU KNOW, LIEUTENANT, JUST LOOKING AT HER, I REALIZE,

I WAS BORN TOO LATE.

W.W. TWO.

THAT WAS MY TIME.

BUT THESE BABIES, THEY COULDN'T CUT IT AT KHE SANH.

WELL, ALTOGETHER DIFFERENT TERRAIN REQUIREMENTS.

GUERILLA WARFARE.

MAN, THAT WASN'T HAPPENING FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

AFTER I BOARD HER, I'D SIT INSIDE

AND I'D WHEEL THAT TURRET AROUND AND BAM!

NORTH AFRICA.

BOOM... THE ARDENNES.

AUDIE MURPHY, THAT WAS MY KIND OF SOLDIER.

GET THOSE HEINIES IN YOUR CROSSHAIRS.

PUT HER INTO JUNGLE AND SHE'S LIKE A DOG WITH NO FEET.

WELL, HERE'S HOPING THAT HER NEW CAREER ON THE HILL

WILL RECAPTURE SOME OF THAT PAST GLORY.

I WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD IT TO ANYBODY BUT YOU, LIEUTENANT.

I WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD IT AT ALL

IF THEY HADN'T OF CUT OFF MY DISABILITY.

UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS, PAULI,

I'D SAY BEFORE TOO LONG THAT THIS VEHICLE

WILL BE THE QUINTESSENTIAL SINE QUA NON

OF URBAN PEACE ENFORCEMENT.

RIGHT ON TIME.

CHIEF.

HOWARD.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

AS ADVERTISED.

I'M IMPRESSED.

SHE'S COMPLETELY STREET READY?

OH, YES, ALL THE MODIFICATIONS ARE COMPLETED.

VULCANIZED THE TRACK THERE, WON'T CHEW UP THE PAVEMENT,

AND THIS RAM THAT THEY'VE INSTALLED,

CHIEF, IT'LL GO THROUGH SIX INCHES OF STEEL

LIKE SO MUCH MERENGUE.

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

THIS PROTOTYPE'S GONNA CONVINCE THOSE COUNCIL NAMBY-PAMBIES

ON THE WHOLE CONCEPT, HOWARD.

WELL, YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE COME TO YOU DIRECTLY

UNLESS I THOUGHT YOU SHARED MY ENTHUSIASM.

AND I'M DELIGHTED.

NOW, HOW MUCH ARE YOU PERSONALLY OUT OF POCKET?

WELL, IT'S SEVERAL THOUSAND.

THAT'S FINE.

WE BAG A FEW LOWLIFES WITH THIS PROTOTYPE, HOWARD,

YOU'LL GET FIRST MONEY FROM THE GENERAL APPROPRIATION

I EXPECT WE'LL QUICKLY RECEIVE.

HOWARD, YOU'VE DONE A TREMENDOUS JOB.

THANK YOU CHIEF... A MOMENT, A MOMENT, CHIEF.

THIS IS RETIRED CORPORAL SCHELKOPF.

I THINK HE DESERVES A LOT OF CREDIT, CHIEF.

MANY THANKS, CORPORAL.

HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE, SIR!

CARRY ON.

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL, SIR?

IT'S LIKE WATCHING BABY BIRDS LEAVE THE NEST.

ARNOLD SOLOMON...

PUBLIC DEFENDER REQUESTED ON SOLICITATION.

DO WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT AN AD?

UPSTAIRS INTERROGATION.

COME ON.

OH, GUYS, UH, WE'VE GOT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

WE'VE GOT THINGS TO DEAL.

OKAY, MR. SOLOMON.

NOW, I SHOULD HAVE HER DISCUSS IT WITH YOU, RIGHT?

WE'LL BE ALL EARS.

MR. SOLOMON'S AMELIA EARHART'S NAVIGATOR.

HE KNOWS WHERE THE PLANE WENT DOWN.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!

SOLOMON REAL ESTATE?

IS THAT YOUR HOME ADDRESS?

IT'S A LEGAL RESIDENCE.

I GOT AN APARTMENT BACK OF MY OFFICE.

THIS IS LUDICROUS, YOU'RE NOT INDIGENT.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT UP TO HIRE YOUR FAMILY LAWYER?

BECAUSE HE HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE'S BROTHER.

WELL, THEN GET A LAWYER FROM THE YELLOW PAGES.

LOOK, THIS'LL TAKE TWO MINUTES.

I'LL TELL YOU MY INFORMATION, YOU TAKE IT TO THE COPS,

AND BELIEVE ME...

AND BELIEVE ME, I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO

THAN RUN INTERFERENCE FOR YOUR JEWISH GUILT.

YOU ARE NOT INDIGENT.

HIRE A LAWYER!

PHONE CALL, MS. CHAPMAN.

COACH, I GOTTA BOOK YA, I'M SORRY.

WOULD YOU GIVE ME A BREAK, KID?

I KNEW YOU FROM WHEN YOU WERE 15.

CAN'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME?

DO YOU THINK I LIKE DOING THIS?

DO YOU THINK I LIKE BUSTING YOU LIKE THIS?

I KNOW YOU DON'T, THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

ALL RIGHT, COME OVER HERE.

I DON'T LIKE BEING PUT ON HOLD, YOU KNOW.

AND I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO CHAT.

WHAT'S UP?

YEAH, BUT I CAN HEAR YOU, GO AHEAD.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY USED TO LOOK UP TO YOU.

I REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES YOU USED TO TALK TO US

ABOUT BEING, BEING STAND-UP, ABOUT BEING A MAN.

WELL, YOU CAN JUST FORGET THAT INFERENCE, JOEY.

IN 32 YEARS I NEVER LAID A GLOVE ON A KID.

I'VE TAPPED A FANNY AND BEEN GOOD GOIN', NO MORE THAN THAT.

I LOVE MY KIDS.

LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING YOU WEREN'T A GOOD COACH.

IF YOU WERE ONE OF MY GUYS, I'D BACK YOU,

I DON'T CARE IF YOU FUMBLE, BLEW A TACKLE...

I NEVER HELD YOU UP TO RIDICULE.

NOW HERE I MAKE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

RUIN MY LIFE?

YOU GONNA WRECK MY REPUTATION, JOEY?

THINK OF MRS. B.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, PLEASE, DON'T WASTE MY TIME.

YOU'RE SAYING THAT WHEN I GET YOUR SHEET,

THAT IT'S GONNA BE CLEAN.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANYTHING ON IT.

MY HAND TO GOD.

ALL RIGHT.

IF IT CHECKS OUT, THEN, THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

THANKS A LOT, KID.

FOR WHAT REASON?

NO, I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL.

STAB ME RIGHT IN THE BACK.

NO, I'M NOT SURPRISED.

YOU KNOW, NONE OF IT MADE SENSE UNTIL THE END.

I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON

UNTIL TONY STOLLER TOLD ME WHO THEY WANTED FOR MY JOB.

LOOK, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I AM CANNED!

- I'M OUT ON MY BUTT! - CONNIE!

LOOK, CONNIE, I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH, IT'S SO NICE AND NEAT, RIGHT, JOYCE?

ALL TUCKED IN, PINNED UP AND PUT TOGETHER?

I BET YOU WERE A PIECE OF CAKE TO TOILET TRAIN.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU ARE NOT GONNA WALK AWAY FROM THIS.

IT WILL NOT BE SO NICE AND NEAT.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO USE YOUR CONNECTIONS TO GET ME FIRED...

LET GO OF MY ARM!

AND THEN WALK AWAY!

YOU COST ME MY JOB!

WRONG!

YOU MANAGED THAT ALL BY YOURSELF.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T START FACING YOUR PROBLEMS

YOU COULD LOSE A LOT MORE.

YOU ARE A STERILE, SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRIG.

LET GO OF ME.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN PRIVATE GESTAPO, RIGHT, JOYCE?

JUST COME WITH ME, WOULD YOU, PLEASE?

LET GO OF MY ARM!

WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

DON'T.

EVEN A FASCIST LIKE YOU KNOWS THAT'S A QUERIED SEARCH.

WE GO TO COURT, IT GETS KICKED IN 30 SECONDS.

ALONG WITH YOUR CAREER.

IF I WANTED TO BUST MS. CHAPMAN,

I'D HAVE GONE ABOUT IT A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

IT'S YOUR ADDICTION, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS IS NO SECRET.

YOU LOST YOUR JOB OVER IT.

MY JOB?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY JOB?

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SOMEBODY IN MY JOB

HAS TO BE HIGH JUST TO STAY EVEN?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIES AND BROKEN LIVES

I HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERY DAY?

OF COURSE I DO.

OH, GOD.

I GUESS I NEED HELP.

I COULD SEE A SHRINK, MAYBE,

AS SOON AS I GET A BREAK IN MY SCHEDULE.

I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH FOR YOU.

THOSE ARE THE NUMBERS OF THE THREE REHAB PROGRAMS

IN WHICH THE DEPARTMENTS HAD THE HIGHEST RATE OF RECOVERY.

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE THIS PROBLEM

AND THAT MAYBE I'D BEEN PLANNING TO DEAL WITH IT?

I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN STOP RIGHT NOW.

AND GETTING ME FIRED AND MAKING ME JOIN A PROGRAM AT GUNPOINT

IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT ANY EASIER.

MAKE THE CALL, CONNIE, NOW.

NEXT TIME THE BUST WILL BE FOR REAL.

CAPTAIN, CAN YOU CHECK THIS?

I NEED AN OFFICER BETWEEN 147...

WHERE IS THE SOCIAL WORKER?

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

WHEN THAT DEFENDER GETS HERE...

YES, SIR.

UM...

COULD I SEE THOSE EARRINGS?

EXQUISITE, AREN'T THEY?

EXCELLENT CLARITY, NO VISIBLE INCLUSIONS.

HOW MUCH?

17-FIVE.

17,000...

500, YES.

PERHAPS IF YOU'D TELL ME WHAT YOU'D BE WILLING TO SPEND?

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, UM...

TWO, FOUR HUNDRED?

OF COURSE, THAT LIMITS OUR SELECTION.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY INVESTMENT COUNSELOR TELLS ME

THAT THE DIAMOND MARKET'S GLUTTED,

AND THEY'RE HOLDING THEY'RE VALUE.

UH-HUH.

THE FACT IS, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE THINKING DIAMONDS

EXCEPT IT'S MY WIFE'S BIRTH STONE.

IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.

SO IT'S A SENTIMENTAL OCCASION.

HOW NICE.

AND HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO PAY

FOR SENTIMENTALITY?

OH, YOU KNOW...

SIX...

EIGHT HUNDRED?

MAYBE AS HIGH AS NINE.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

SO YOU BROKE UP WITH YOUR PARTNER.

IT'S TOO BAD, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEBODY DIED.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS ON THIS, OKAY?

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMNED THING ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT, NO OFFENSE.

SORRY.

PARTNER UP WITH A GUY FIVE YEARS,

YOU END UP GETTING A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.

I UNDERSTAND.

ANYWAY, IF IT'S A DONE THING, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

I'D SURE LIKE TO BE YOUR PARTNER.

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO PARTNER UP JUST YET, BUT...

I KNOW, I KNOW.

NO RUSH, I JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY IT.

I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT.

OVER THERE.

THIEF, THIEF, THIEF!

ALL RIGHT, PULL OVER TO THE SIDE.

TAKE THE CORRIDOR THROUGH THE BUILDING.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE BACK ALLEY.

STOP THAT MAN!

HE'S GOT A GUN!

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HEY!

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RIVERA!

YOU OKAY?

WHERE IS HE?

I DIDN'T SEE.

WEREN'T YOU IN THE ALLEY?

I WAS JUST CHECKING THE DOORS.

DAMN.

MAN, YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

YEAH, I'M OKAY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE IN THE DAMN ALLEY.

I WAS CHECKING THE DOORS, SORRY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, COME ON.

LIEUTENANT, I WANT AN AGREEMENT.

IF MR. SOLOMON'S INFORMATION IS PRODUCTIVE,

THERE'LL BE NO PROSECUTION AND NO RECORDED ARREST

ON THE SOLICITING CHARGE.

IF THE INFORMATION PANS OUT, THAT'S A REASONABLE EXPECTATION.

I OWN SEVERAL BUILDINGS UP HERE.

A FEW DAYS AGO I RENTED TO A SUSPICIOUS TENANT.

OH, HEY, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

LET'S KICK HIM.

SUSPICIOUS HOW, MR. SOLOMON?

WELL, SUSPICIOUS THERE WAS NO BACK AND FORTH

OVER THE RENTAL FIGURE,

WHICH I MIGHT HAVE QUOTED A LITTLE HIGH.

PLUS, I DRIVE BY THE BUILDING LAST NIGHT,

IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PUT IN STEEL BARS

AND A STEEL REINFORCED DOOR,

WHICH THE KID WAS... NOT THAT CRIME SENSITIVE.

MAYBE A SODA SHOP.

I DEFINITELY THINK THEY COULD BE DEALING DRUGS OUT OF THERE.

SO YOU WENT BACK AND YOU DOUBLED THE RENT.

LIEUTENANT.

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IF WE MAKE ARRESTS,

YOUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY WILL DROP ALL CHARGES.

CAN I HAVE THE ADDRESS?

LET'S GET OVER THERE, SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE A BUY.

WHAT ABOUT A WARRANT?

I'LL HAVE IT FOR YOU.

HOWARD, LaRUE AND WASHINGTON NEED YOU TO BACK-UP.

THIS ADDRESS.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A SODA SHOP, LIEUTENANT.

STEEL REINFORCED DOORS?

THAT'S CORRECT.

SAY NO MORE, MY MAN.

SAY NO MORE.

LEO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S BEEN A HALF HOUR.

LOOK, THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS DOWN.

YOU GUYS MAY HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL COURT

TO GET SHEETS ON YOUR PERPS.

GREAT.

HEY, SARGE.

SARGE.

HEY, JOEY?

OKAY IF I CALL MRS. B?

SHE'LL BE WORRIED, YOU KNOW, NOT HEARING FROM ME.

YEAH, OKAY, USE THAT PHONE, DIAL NINE.

SARGE, UH...

I GOT A SITUATION.

WHAT?

I GOT THIS GUY ON THE SWEEP.

THERE'S NO WAY I THINK HE'S A PERVERT.

I THINK I MIGHT'VE SCREWED UP.

HOW SO?

I THINK I MIGHT'VE ENTRAPPED HIM.

ENTRAPPED HIM, HOW?

DID HE MENTION A SEXUAL ACT?

NOW, WHAT'S A SEXUAL ACT, FOR INSTANCE?

I MEAN, LEGALLY?

WELL, DID HE OFFER MONEY FOR SEX OR NOT?

HE OFFERED TO PAY FOR MY TIME TO GO TO A ROOM

AND GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER, YOU KNOW, LIKE REAL MEN.

BUT HE NEVER SAID WHAT HE MEANT, EXACTLY.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I'M JUST THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD KICK HIM.

THE FACT IS, I THINK I CAN VOUCH FOR THE GUY.

HE WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL COACH.

JOE, WE'RE BACK UP.

HERE'S YOUR PERP SHEETS.

WHAT'S HE GOT?

THREE DISORDERLIES.

FOR SEX?

IT DOESN'T SAY.

WHAT WOULD YOU GUESS?

THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO THINK OF

BEFORE YOU PUT THAT GUY BACK IN A HIGH SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM.

HE'S RETIRED.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT, ANYWAY.

THE POINT IS, IS THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU TO MAKE.

SARGE, YOU'RE SAYING YOU NEVER LOST PAPERWORK BEFORE?

YEAH, FOUR TIMES IN 27 YEARS,

BUT ONLY WHEN THERE WAS NO QUESTIONS

THAT I COULDN'T ANSWER TO MYSELF.

CAN YOU ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS GUY, JOE?

WHERE HE'S GONNA BE TOMORROW, A YEAR FORM NOW?

THAT'S HOW SURE YOU GOTTA BE,

AND THEN YOU GOTTA BE WILLING TO PAY THE PRICE IF YOU GET CAUGHT.

HE WAS A GOOD MAN.

I LIKED HIM.

YOU'RE NOT BUSTING YOUR MEMORIES, JOE.

FRANK, FRANK.

WHILE YOU WERE OUT, WE GOT A LINE ON A SODA SHOP.

SOMEBODY MAKING A BUY?

LaRUE AND WASHINGTON ARE GOING FOR ONE.

I GOT HOWARD BACKING THEM UP.

I AUTHORIZED HIM TO MOVE ON IT, IF THEY MAKE A BUY.

THE PLACE WAS HEAVILY FORTIFIED, FRANK.

I THOUGHT THE ACTION WAS JUSTIFIED.

WE HAVE A WARRANT?

JUDGE JUST CALLED IT IN.

VAN BUREN NEAR 116.

CALL IT BACK, THAT'S BELKER'S UNDERCOVER.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

PARANOIA OUT OF DIVISION.

LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS THEY'VE BEEN WORRIED

ABOUT COPS ON THE TAKE.

I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

HEY, TEDDY.

HEY, ALONZO, WE HAVE TO TALK.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HANG ON, JUST A SECOND.

HEY, MIKE!

PROBABLY SAMPLING THE PRODUCT.

HEY, MIKE, MIKE, SOMEBODY WANTS TO TALK TO US.

SEE, HERE HE IS, NO PROBLEM.

ALONZO?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

THIS IS THE POLICE.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED.

REPEAT, THIS IS THE POLICE.

WE'RE THE POLICE!

DROP YOUR WEAPONS.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

DROP IT, DROP IT.

WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY NOW? I'M A COP.

MICK?

DROP IT, DROP IT.

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU GAVE ME THE ASSIGNMENT, RAY, I'M NOT A MIND-READER

AND NEITHER DO I HAVE X-RAY VISION.

I SAID TO GO AS BACK-UP.

I DID NOT TELL YOU TO INVADE GERMANY.

MAYBE IF YOUR RIGHT HAND KNEW WHAT YOUR LEFT HAND WAS DOING

OCCASIONALLY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM, RAY.

THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT!

A TANK?

HEAVILY MODIFIED, FRANK.

A TANK.

LET'S TAKE THIS IN MY OFFICE.

GOOD BUST, GENTS.

CONGRATULATIONS, LIEUTENANT.

FROM WHAT I HEAR, SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL.

ALL WE COULD HOPE FOR, CHIEF.

I UNDERSTAND WE HAD A LITTLE CONFUSION

ABOUT THAT UNDERCOVER BEING IN PLACE.

WE WERE UNDER ORDERS HERE, CHIEF.

ON ALL DRUG UNDERCOVERS

ONLY THE CAPTAIN AND THE OPERATIVE ARE TO KNOW.

WELL, NO HARM, NO FOUL.

FROM WHERE I'M SITTING,

HOWARD'S ACTION LOOKS LIKE A SOLID BACKING UP

OF AN UNDERCOVER THAT'S NETTED US A CHIEF NARCOTICS PLAYER.

THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT.

I WISH I COULD'VE SEEN THEIR FACES

WHEN YOU CAME THROUGH THAT WALL.

I'LL BET THOSE PUNKS THOSE IT WAS THE WRATH OF JEHOVAH!

YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?

I FOUGHT FOR IT.

LIEUTENANT HUNTER TOOK THE INITIATIVE,

I SECURED AN ALLOCATION TO SEE TO IT

HE'S REIMBURSED FOR ALL EXPENSES.

AS FAR AS THE CUTTING EDGE IS CONCERNED, GENTLEMEN,

THIS CITY'S FINEST TAKES A BACK SEAT

TO NO JURISDICTION, ANYWHERE.

FRANK, THAT APPLIES TO ALL THE PRINCIPALS, HUH?

I'VE GOT TO MAKE A PRESS CONFERENCE.

HOWARD, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ME OUT

FOR A LITTLE SPIN SOMEDAY.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, RAY.

HOWARD, IN MY OFFICE.

SO IT WAS AN END-RUN.

YOU WERE CATEGORICALLY OPPOSED, FRANK.

AND GIVEN THE STRENGTH OF MY CONVICTIONS,

I FELT COMPELLED TO TAKE THE STEP.

REGARDLESS TO THE THING'S ADMITTED EFFECTIVENESS, HOWARD,

THE REASON I OPPOSE IT IS THAT IT IS

A PUBLIC RELATIONS DISASTER.

WELL, PERHAPS IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TIME TO ELABORATE.

IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GONNA GO OVER MY HEAD, HOWARD,

I'D HAVE BEEN MORE THAN HAPPY TO QUOTE CHAPTER AND VERSE.

I PLEAD EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES.

USING A MILITARY WEAPON LIKE THAT ONE

AGAINST A CIVILIAN POPULATION IS OVERKILL.

IT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.

THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT WE DISAGREE HERE, FRANK.

ANYTHING ELSE?

NO.

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.

SOME SMART ALEC I WOULDN'T TOUCH WITH A POOPER SCOOPER

COMES ONTO ME ABOUT SWEDISH MASSAGE.

YOU KNOW, ONE TIME I'D LIKE TO HEAR

ONE OF THESE GUYS SAY, "I DID IT,"

I SWEAR I'D LET HIM GO.

- I DID IT. - I LIED.

NATALIE, SOLICITING TO COMMIT.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

HARRY, YOU GOT A MINUTE?

I AIN'T GOT A SECOND FOR YOU, GOLDBLUME.

THAT'S REAL SMART.

JAM IT.

LOOK...

HARRY.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE IS N.G.

FAY AND I ARE FRIENDS.

YOU AND I USED TO BE FRIENDS.

GINA AND I ARE IN LOVE.

SO WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS SUGGEST

WE ALL GO OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT.

ARE YOU NUTS?

MAYBE.

BT WHAT I'D LIKE TO THINK IS THAT IF WE ALL

SIT DOWN LIKE ADULTS AND SHARE A MEAL... MY TREAT...

WE CAN AIR OUT THE HOSTILITY AND RESUME FRIENDLY RELATIONS.

DOES FAY KNOW ABOUT THIS?

SHE SAID SHE WILL IF YOU WILL.

OH, DINNER IT IS.

NINOS, 8:00.

ALL RIGHT, DOWN THE HALL, RIGHT THROUGH THOSE DOORS,

DOWN THE STEPS AND INTO THE BUS TO COURT, PEOPLE.

COULDN'T SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR, HUH, JOEY?

SORRY, COACH.

MY FAULT, JOEY.

JUST KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, KID,

YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE.

HEY, RENKO, YOU GOT A MINUTE?

YEAH.

I, UM...

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

JUST LIKE THAT.

YEAH.

WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW?

OUT THERE WITH RIVERA TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE.

I DIDN'T FREEZE, BUT...

I WAS SLOW.

AND HUNG OUT.

YEAH.

WELL, I CAN'T ASK HIM TO FORGIVE ME FOR MY MISTAKE

IF I DON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR YOURS.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

RENKO, I THOUGHT MAYBE, UH...

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE...

WE COULD PARTNER AGAIN.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT PART, BOBBY.

I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT

MIGHT NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

I KNOW THAT.

BUT I'M WILLING TO TAKE MY CHANCE.

COME ON, RENKO, DON'T MAKE ME CRAWL.

WHY NOT?

YOU MADE ME CRAWL, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

YOU TURN AROUND 180 DEGREES.

IT MAY MAKE SENSE TO YOU, BUT IT AIN'T THAT SIMPLE TO ME.

I DON'T WANT TO BE ON TRIAL EVERY TIME I'M OUT THERE.

I KNOW THAT.

REMEMBER ALL THAT TALK ABOUT DARYL ANN AND THE BABY

AND THE HOUSE AND RAY AUGUSTINE BEING KILLED

AND I CALLED YOU A CRACKER.

A REDNECK.

OKAY, A REDNECK.

WELL, WHAT MADE ME SO MAD WAS THIS OTHER STUFF

THAT YOU WERE AFRAID OF LOSING, I NEVER HAD.

YOU CAN HAVE IT.

RENKO, I'M 36 YEARS OLD.

I LIVE ALONE.

I HAVE A GOOD WOMAN WHO LOVES ME,

WHO PROBABLY WOULD MARRY ME TODAY IF I ASKED,

BUT I CAN'T ASK, MAN.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT A HALF A DOZEN TIMES BEFORE,

AND THE MOMENT WE GET THIS CLOSE, SOMETHING HAPPENS.

I GET ANGRY.

I DON'T KNOW, RENKO, SOMETHING...

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORGIVE PEOPLE.

I'M TOO HARD ON 'EM.

THE DEAL IS, YOU'RE TOO HARD ON YOU, PAL.

THEN HELP ME EASE UP ON ME, THEN.

PARTNER WITH ME.

OKAY.

OKAY.

I WAS SO SURE YOU'D FORGOTTEN.

YOU SURE PLAYED IT LIKE YOU'D FORGOTTEN.

MY POKER FACE.

YOU SCORED A LOT OF POINTS WITH ME TODAY.

YOU REALLY SURPRISED ME.

THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE WAS THE DAY I MARRIED YOU.

NOT JUST THAT.

YOUR KINDNESS, WHAT YOU DID FOR CONNIE CHAPMAN.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THE EXTRA YARD.

IT'S BEEN DONE FOR ME.

HMM, ALL I SAW WAS RED.

ONE LAST SURPRISE FROM A SURPRISING GUY.

WHAT?

MY GOD.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

OH...

HOW CAN WE AFFORD THESE?

I GOT A DEAL.

I MEAN IT.

WELL, I FIGURE EVERY TIME YOU QUIT,

THEY HIRE YOU BACK AGAIN ON A HIGHER SALARY.

YOU THINK I'M FAILING UPWARD?

YEAH, KEEP IT UP AND WE'LL BE MILLIONAIRES.

I LOVE YOU.

YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME IN THE BEGINNING EITHER.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU LIKED ME EITHER WHEN I MET YOU.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I LIKED YOU WHEN I FIRST...

WELL, I KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME.

WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AND RICH?

YOU KNOW, ANY TWO WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH

TO MAKE ME DISLIKE YOU.

WITH ALL THREE, YOU'RE LUCKY I LET YOU LIVE.

NO, NO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M REALLY NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.

YES, YOU ARE, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT.

SEE, YOU'RE NICE, SO YOU THINK EVERYBODY ELSE IS TOO.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT IS TRUE ABOUT YOU, HENRY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HE DOESN'T THINK I'M NICE.

THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE SEASONING WON'T CURE.

YOU KNOW WHY HENRY AND I FELL IN LOVE?

BECAUSE HE'S A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR AND I WAS A HOSTAGE,

A HOSTAGE TO LONELINESS,

AND HENRY NEGOTIATED MY SAFE RELEASE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

YOU DO?

I DON'T.

- YOU DON'T? - NO, NO, I DON'T.

I THINK WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF DOWN,

YOU ARE SENDING BAD SUGGESTIONS TO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.

SAY, "I'M A NICE PERSON."

ALL RIGHT, I'M A VERY, VERY NICE,

WONDERFUL, TERRIFIC PERSON.

AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, EXCUSE ME.

OH, ME TOO.

HENRY, LET HER UP.

HENRY!

MIRACLE OF MIRACLES.

I MEAN, I THINK THEY LIKE EACH OTHER.

YEAH.

SO, HARRY, ARE WE GONNA BE GOOD?

YEAH, SURE, SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

I MEAN YOU AND ME.

AFTER THIS MORNING AND ALL?

SURE, WHY NOT?

REALLY GOOD?

I MEAN, I GOT NO HARD FEELINGS.

NO, ME NEITHER.

I'M GLAD FOR YOU GUYS.

WE ALL GOT TO DO WHAT MAKES US HAPPY, RIGHT?

CHEERS.

YEAH, MAN, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE FATHER TIME OR ANYTHING,

BUT BEING HAPPY'S REALLY ALL THAT MATTERS, RIGHT?

NOW, I GOT A LOT OF GREAT

RECIPES YOU COULD BORROW, IF YOU WANT.

OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU,

BUT I DON'T ACTUALLY COOK THAT OFTEN.

NO?

NO, HENRY AND I LIKE TO EAT OUT A LOT.

WELL, THAT COULD BE VERY EXPENSIVE.

WELL, HENRY SAYS HE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO COOK.

WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET HIM SOME COOKING LESSONS, THEN.

- HEY! - WATCH IT!

COME ON.

FAY, MOVE, MOVE, FAY!

MOVE, POLICE!

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