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I did it.
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I left Steve.
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Fuck. Fuck. Where do I live?
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By getting divorced, am I just single?
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Like, right now, am I
a single person with stage-four cancer?
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Why would I do that?
Why would anyone do that? Fuck.
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I'm just gonna head to my place,
and then we'll figure it out from there.
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What's the plan?
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I just wanna be touched by someone
who wants to touch me.
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Is that crazy?
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No. No, that is not crazy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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- This is gonna be amazing.
- Yeah.
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- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- Okay.
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Yeah, this is good.
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I have nothing with me.
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- I can do this.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why did I wear overalls
this morning?
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What kind of man wants to fuck a
woman with cancer who also wears overalls?
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Okay.
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Ignore that I'm crying.
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This is... This is... This is good.
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Okay.
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You got it.
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The air smells different.
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Is this a sign?
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Is this a sign from the universe?
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Yes! Yes to everything
you were just acting out!
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God, he's putting
so much effort into that.
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Thank you.
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About me.
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I like music and the ocean?
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No.
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I'm a dirty, dirty slut
who likes windsurfing and pottery
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and giving weird sad blow jobs.
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No.
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I'm 40, homeless, married,
can't feel my breasts, and I like trees?
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Oh, my God.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Okay. We know Nikki's not gonna
be able to take care of you, right?
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I think she has
emotional problems.
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No, she doesn't.
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She's just loud.
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Like, some undiagnosed form of adult ADHD.
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She's never been
in a relationship for more than a year.
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How do you know she's not gonna bail
when it gets hard?
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Look, I know you guys have a thing.
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Whatever that is, I understand the power
of female friendship.
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I do. I know every word to Beaches.
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You used to jerk off to Beaches.
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Ha ha. No, I didn't.
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Look...
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The only reason she likes you is because
you never call her out on anything.
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You know it, and I know it.
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You're always just there
whenever she needs you.
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That's... That's what this situation is.
Okay? I said it.
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What is that? Is that--
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That's a chode!
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Hello?
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I joined a dating app.
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You're...
You're immunocompromised.
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You can't do that.
You can't just go and have s--
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You're gonna have sex with strangers?
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This is what you do.
You... You run away. You disappear.
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It's like I don't even know
who the fuck you are sometimes.
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And, like, Nikki's not gonna be able
to take care of you.
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She can't handle it, okay?
I said it. I said it.
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She can't handle what's coming.
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She's like... She's a child.
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She just makes noises.
That's all she does.
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Bad. Come, wait upon him.
Lead him to my bower.
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The moon, methinks, methinks,
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methinks...
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- "Looks with a watery eye."
- No... ...I got it. I got it.
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The moon, methinks, methinks,
looks with a watery eye.
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And when she weeps, weeps every little...
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- Fuck me!
- Yeah, no, no. You got it.
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"Every little" fuck me.
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Did they forget about us?
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Oh, no, this is what it's like.
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You wait a half an hour to get called,
then you wait again in the room.
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Like, 80% of having cancer is waiting.
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Is this gonna make you late for rehearsal?
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Mm-mmm. No, it's fine. I'll make it.
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Okay, I don't want this
to mess up your life.
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I want you to have time
for Noah and the play, and--
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Yes. I will. It's not like
I'm solving world hunger.
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I'm still living off the residuals
from a TV show
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where I played Benjamin Franklin's whore.
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You were so great in that.
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Thank you.
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God, this is so exciting. Look at
how many pictures of penises I'm getting.
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Wow.
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What a fantastic penis.
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It's like a sunflower just bending
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- towards the sun.
- Yeah, I know. It's, like, hopeful.
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Mmm.
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So, as we discussed,
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you have bone metastasis
in your pelvic region.
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- I can't...
- Treatment...
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- I can't do this again.
- ...to slow the spread of the cancer
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- and relieve any symptoms.
- What if I get up, walk out, die in a hole
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- without any doctors or medicine or...
- But the main goal is to fight this
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- for as long as we can.
- I could die like a bear.
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I'm going to deploy
all the weapons in my arsenal.
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- How do bears die? In caves?
- Okay. So, uh...
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There caves in New York?
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My mission is to extend your life
as long as possible.
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Now, the--
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Steve takes notes.
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Oh, yeah. For sure. Got it.
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No. Not the bag.
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The bag is so bad.
The bag makes me so afraid.
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- I...
- Um...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Are we getting close?
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Close to computer.
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Okay, I have the... 'Kay.
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Are there two separate
crumb cakes in there?
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- That's what they appear to be.
- It's a long story.
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Uh, now, uh, first, we're going to do
some follow-up diagnostics
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to, uh, assess the biochemical
and hormonal activity.
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You'll need to schedule a, uh,
full-body scan ASAP.
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- I'm so sorry. Sorry.
- What?
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I'm gonna interrupt
and ask a lot of questions,
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'cause that's how my ADHD presents itself.
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Not that I...
I don't know if I actually have ADHD,
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but I'm pretty sure I do.
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Um, would you mind just going a bit slower
and then I can probably take,
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- like, "Steve notes," and...
- Yeah.
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The biopsy showed hormone-positive cancer,
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so we're going to, uh, begin monthly shots
of leuprolide to lower estrogen production
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and, uh, get you into menopause.
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- Menopause?
- Menopause.
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- Right.
- What?
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Sorry. That's funny.
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'Cause I just thought that the one benefit
of dying young
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was that I wouldn't have
to go through menopause.
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So, uh, you can... you can expect symptoms.
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Um, hot flashes, mood swings, insomnia,
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uh, muscle pains, uh, decreased libido.
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Oh, wait, no. Sorry.
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That's not gonna work with Molly's goals.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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- Don't think about this.
- What else do you have?
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- Think about dicks.
- What do I have?
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There's so many dicks pouring
into your inbox right now.
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- That is the first line of treatment.
- Yes. Dicks.
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- Let me see if I can explain.
- Dicks.
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- Imagine you're playing a round of golf.
- Big dicks, little dicks...
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- Lines of treatments are like golf clubs.
- ...round dicks, smooth dicks, funny dicks.
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So, hormone therapy,
that would be like my driver.
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- It's not a lofted club, but it's-- What?
- Oh, no, no. So sorry. Thank you so much.
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We don't understand golf metaphors at all.
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- It's just not gonna happen.
- Dicks.
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- Oh.
- Can you explain what you are saying?
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- Ooh, that's a cool one.
- Yes, uh, I can.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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So, like, a nine iron.
Now, that... that is a lofted club--
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Oh, my God. No, not the golf.
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- I don't want you to explain golf.
- Just ask. Ask the question.
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When am I going to die?
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The research is changing every day,
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and every case is different.
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But the five-year
survival rate is around 30%.
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So not immediately, but soon.
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I can't cure you, but I can give you time.
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So get that scan
and let's get you into menopause, huh?
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Okay. Right.
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So, for the scan today,
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- I don't have time for this.
- we need to send Molly's records over.
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But you can't do that because a hospital
in the great city of New York
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cannot communicate
with its patients unless it's through--
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An app called MyChart.
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The main things you need are ID,
insurance card, any CDs--
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Any CDs like, actual 1998?
We're talking CDs?
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Yes. Um, I'm gonna go get them from Steve.
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Okay. I'm coming with you.
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- No. You have rehearsal.
- Oh, my God. I have rehearsal.
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- I'll just be a little bit late.
- No, um, I got it. I got it. I got it.
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I'm in. Calling. It's... I'm fine.
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- Okay.
- I got it. I'm good.
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- Really. Go.
- Okay. All right. Okay.
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So, I'll just see you at the scan.
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- Yeah.
- Amazing. We're doing it.
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- Oh. Have some cake.
- Oh, my God.
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- It's loose and unwrapped.
- Whoo!
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- I love you.
- I love you. I love you. Okay.
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Okay. I'm just gonna call Steve.
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Molly, your friend, uh, left her laptop.
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- Thank you. Uh...
- Mm-hmm.
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So, is Steve just gone?
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Oh... Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.
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I don't have time.
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Do you want to meet in person
and do it with me?
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No.
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Come and get this ass, boy.
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So,
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on this card, I think I have some points.
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Um. Yeah, I'm not...
I'm not exactly sure how long I'm staying.
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Uh, yes. I'd like your
finest suite to do some hard-core sex
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with a guy named Jason R.
who just messaged me back.
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Nope.
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Oh, no. Is he real?
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Is my cancer making me hallucinate
male models in elevators?
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God, you smell.
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Have you been working out?
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Look at those AirPods
so tight in your ears.
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Oh, I wish I was
an AirPod in your ear.
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Talk to him. Talk to him. You're gonna be
dead in less than five years.
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It doesn't matter.
Nothing matters. Talk to him.
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Hey.
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- Yeah. That's good.
- Sorry?
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Do you wanna come up to my room?
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Why?
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Oh.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Cool. Yeah. What the fuck?
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He's gonna see your mastectomy scars.
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Gonna have to hear about his childhood.
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Are you gonna get his email address?
Are you guys gonna stay in touch?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I changed my mind.
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Have a great rest of your day.
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I like your overalls.
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Where's Peaseblossom?
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- Ready.
- Oh.
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No. No. You...
You enter like a waterfall.
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- I don't know.
- What does that mean?
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- You can't do anything--
- Waterfall.
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- I know that.
- Oh, you know?
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I'm just... I'm at work, Steve.
She was supposed to call you.
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Well, she didn't. And you don't know
where she is. So, you lost her.
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I didn't lose her. I'm meeting up
with her after my rehearsal.
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We're gonna go get a scan.
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I know. Uh, uh, I get push notifications
from... from MyChart.
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Did... Did you set up
your push notifications?
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No, Steve.
I haven't had a chance to do that
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in the half a day
that I've been dealing with this.
243
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,985
Okay. Look, the folder and the drive,
244
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,362
they have a username
and password for the portal,
245
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,115
- Oh.
- uh, social security, uh, infor-- Hold on.
246
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,159
Uh, this is super important.
247
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,119
This CD has all
of her medical records, okay?
248
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,371
- Okay.
- It's got PDFs from four years
249
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,706
- of breast cancer treatment, okay?
- Okay.
250
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,626
Can I get the MyChart info?
251
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,045
- You gave me the portal info.
- MyChart is the portal!
252
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,713
- Jesus!
- Okay.
253
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,964
No, not okay.
254
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,883
It's not okay because you have no idea
255
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,593
what it means to take care
of somebody with cancer,
256
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,096
and you're the least organized person
I've ever met.
257
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,889
- Okay.
- Here's the deal.
258
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,350
You can be the fun friend,
but if you're gonna be a caretaker,
259
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,477
you're gonna have
to be there all the time, okay?
260
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,229
You're gonna have to manage everything,
261
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,607
and you're gonna have
to watch her in pain.
262
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,235
Uh...
263
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,320
He... He wants to see you stroke my snout.
264
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,697
- Okay.
- Wow.
265
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,327
Cool. Go do that.
No. Go stroke his fucking snout.
266
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,164
Do you really think you're the person
to take care of her?
267
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,043
Nikki. Donkey time.
268
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,507
Okay. I know that you're
in pain right now, Steve.
269
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,969
I am too. I am.
270
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,767
- Okay.
- So, here...
271
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,811
Thank you. Sorry.
272
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,146
Okay. So I come up to him and,
273
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,023
"sleep thou,
and I will wind thee in my arms."
274
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,569
Um, why do I have a charge for $1,000
on my card for a hotel in midtown?
275
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,028
This is my place of work.
276
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,782
And 200 for some kind of sexual toy store.
277
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,869
What the fuck is going on?
278
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,416
Well, this is the biggest vibrator
I've ever used.
279
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,008
No.
280
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,050
What?
281
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,385
No.
282
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,596
Okay.
283
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh.
284
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,684
Ma'am, you did very well.
285
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,688
Actually, you were incredible.
I've never seen driving like that.
286
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,857
- Annie.
- What?
287
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,359
- It's my name. Annie.
- Call her Annie.
288
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,028
- Annie.
- Yeah, call her fucking Annie.
289
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,321
As opposed to ma'am.
290
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,199
Okay.
291
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,121
One more time.
292
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,998
You can do it!
293
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,345
Talk about your tits. They huge?
294
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,513
No. They're nice.
295
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,807
I wouldn't call them huge,
but they're great.
296
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,607
And what did your mom say
when you brought up the nursing home?
297
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,109
She changed the subject.
298
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,945
- She always changes the subject.
- Mmm.
299
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,238
I like talking to you.
300
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,989
Aw, I like talking to you.
301
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,242
Can I see your pussy?
302
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,078
No, I don't think so.
303
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:23,083
Okay. Uh, thanks for watching.
304
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,543
Uh, don't forget to subscribe
to my YouTube channel.
305
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,004
Okay, I will. Thank you.
306
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,886
What the fuck?
307
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,639
She's on her way.
Just please hold the appointment.
308
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,141
Oh, come on, Carla.
I can tell you're starting to like me
309
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144
by the way
that you're avoiding eye contact.
310
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:47,691
To schedule the next available,
I need an insurance card and records.
311
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,403
Okay. Let's do that.
312
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,781
What? No.
313
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,952
Uh, I had the CD with the...
314
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,746
with the thing. With the records.
315
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,624
It's here...
316
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,752
Fuck it.
317
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,300
- Molly.
- Nikki.
318
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,509
I've been trying to call you.
319
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,220
Nikki, I clicked
a bad link on your laptop.
320
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,847
Oh, my God.
I don't have my laptop!
321
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,057
No, I... I know, I have it.
322
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,726
It's been hacked
by some kind of a porn man.
323
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,730
I don't know who he is, but someone
has a video of me masturbating.
324
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,107
- Pick that up.
- Sorry.
325
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,068
Um, is it a video that's, like,
clearly you?
326
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,653
Or will people think that that's me?
327
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,990
How is that your first question?
Nikki, help me! Help me!
328
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,618
I'm sorry! I'm... 'Kay.
Yes, I'm coming. I'm hanging up.
329
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,827
Clean that up.
330
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,497
I'm not gonna leave
all of my things on the floor.
331
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,125
Deeply humiliating.
332
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,253
To just observe me as I...
333
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,508
exist in my own personal hell.
334
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,058
Molly.
335
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,227
- Where are you?
- Don't walk in front of the computer.
336
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,980
I don't know if the camera is on.
337
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,441
- Oh, my God.
- The screen just froze, and then...
338
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,277
and then that window popped up
and said they have a video of me.
339
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,780
What's going on here, buddy?
340
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,200
- Well, I got a vibrator delivered.
- Let me see it.
341
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,495
Well, it's... it's resting right now
in the ice bucket. It overheated.
342
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,747
What?
343
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,083
What the fuck did you do to that thing?
344
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,292
I didn't call Steve.
345
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,836
I panicked, and I... I came to this hotel,
and then I got a room,
346
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,006
and then I tried to meet a guy,
but... but I got scared, so-so...
347
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,966
so I just... ...I masturbated all day.
348
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,137
No, that's good. That's good. That's good.
Masturbation is important.
349
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,722
What if I just...
350
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,141
Steve thinks I'm just, like,
running away into some kind of a fantasy.
351
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,854
No. No, you're doing everything
you need to do.
352
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,566
Uh, speaking of, I saw Steve.
353
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,986
Um, I got your records from him,
354
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,531
and now they're not in my bag.
355
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,367
- You lost my records?
- Well, they were in my bag. I'm just--
356
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,536
Your bag is a black hole.
I've always hated your bag.
357
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,830
You need to clean your bag.
You need to organize your bag.
358
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,290
Okay.
359
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,292
I'm sorry.
360
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,378
I'm sorry.
361
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,714
I don't know how to do this.
362
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,841
I'm not, like,
a pro at taking care of people.
363
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,885
- I'm bad at taking care of people.
- Not your fault. It's too much to ask.
364
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,053
- Yes, it is.
- I'm calling Steve.
365
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,223
Don't do that. Don't call Steve.
No, don't do that. I can do this.
366
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,268
Don't go and hide and be safe with Steve.
367
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,438
He does not care about what you want
or who you are.
368
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,689
And that's why you married him.
369
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,192
And it was chickenshit then,
and it's chickenshit now.
370
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,158
Shit. The screen.
371
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,326
It's growing.
372
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:53,918
Oh. Look at you. Look at you.
You are so beautiful.
373
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,050
- Oh, my God.
- No. What?
374
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,428
- Oh, my God! Can I use your credit card?
- Oh, no, no. Me?
375
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,306
Please. Steve will get a bank alert
on our joint account.
376
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,558
I don't... I don't have that.
377
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,518
We want to help you.
378
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,022
I mean...
...it's not like a chat, right?
379
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,523
Oh, my God.
380
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,568
Sir, we want to be cooperative.
381
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:22,031
We're just trying to figure out where
the funds might come from at this point.
382
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,497
Coming back
was the right decision.
383
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,874
No, I'm not back. I--
384
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,919
I... I fixed everything.
385
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,171
I paid the ransom to the man.
386
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,090
I don't know how much it was
'cause it was in Bahamian dollars,
387
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,635
but that's okay.
388
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,221
I want you to have everything you want.
389
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:50,893
And if what you want is to
masturbate with men online...
390
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,770
...I'm okay with that.
391
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,689
Why?
392
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,359
Because I think this is all some part
of your healing process
393
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,612
around your... your... your core wound.
394
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,864
I'm sorry, can we please close this?
395
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,534
I can't keep looking at this photo of you.
396
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,703
Why not? Why can't you look at it?
397
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,997
It's disgusting.
I don't wanna see you like that.
398
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,500
I... Like I said,
399
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,752
I'm open to you exploring your urges.
400
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,589
I just...
As long as this doesn't happen again.
401
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,051
- I shouldn't have called you.
- What?
402
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,428
I'm not gonna call you again.
403
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,015
Come on. Just...
Is it 'cause I said "disgusting"?
404
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,354
We don't need to get divorced.
405
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,148
I don't want anything from you.
406
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,317
I don't want any money.
407
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,197
I'm gonna liquidate my 401.
I had that before we met.
408
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,283
And...
409
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,661
And now we know I'm not gonna get old, so...
410
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:52,746
Jesus.
411
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,083
Go. Go.
412
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,961
Oh, God.
413
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,421
Hey. Don't...
414
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,505
Don't do this.
415
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,550
The only thing that I ask is
if I can stay on your insurance, okay?
416
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,219
Yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course.
417
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,680
Molly, I'm tryna protect you.
418
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:14,810
I'm sorry I said that. I just...
I'm trying to keep you safe. Okay?
419
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,815
That was stupid.
I shouldn't have said it.
420
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,944
Do you think we even know each other?
421
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,198
Yeah, I do.
422
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,244
I think we do.
423
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,179
Look what I found.
424
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:56,268
- It was stuck inside my leaf face.
- Of course it was in your leaf face.
425
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:57,977
I'm sorry.
426
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,606
Can we just get drunk? Because it's
my last night before menopause.
427
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,275
What's all that?
428
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:07,070
This? I moved out.
This is my lamp now. I did it.
429
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,866
Oh, my God.
Oh, this is all your stuff!
430
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,910
Okay.
431
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,995
All day I've been thinking
about this one thing,
432
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,747
which is that my Aunt Pearl told me
433
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:21,000
that she had the best sex
of her life during menopause.
434
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,544
It's like they make you think
that's not gonna happen,
435
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:27,215
but in fact, she, like, really focused up
about it and she kind of, like, dedicated...
436
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,509
It was, like, in her schedule.
I remember this.
437
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,888
It cut into her hours at the community
center. She didn't give a shit.
438
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,808
What are you... What are you... What is this?
439
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,935
Can I look where you're looking?
440
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,229
Is that for me,
or is he trying to get a drink?
441
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,439
I think that's for you.
442
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,653
Do you think he can tell
I've come six times already today?
443
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:49,946
Oh.
444
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,992
Who's gonna make it number seven?
445
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,702
Nice lamp.
446
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,705
Hell yes.
I'm gonna empty my voicemail box,
447
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,665
which actually is something
that I have to...
448
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,003
...I've been meaning to do it.
I love you. My phone will be on.
449
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,224
I probably shouldn't have brought
this lamp with me.
450
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,107
I want him.
I want him to rub that beard on my face.
451
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,488
I want him.
452
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,661
Oh, God. I want him right now.
I can't wait anymore.
453
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,621
I can't wait. I...
454
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,124
Do you wanna kiss me?
455
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,753
Yeah, very much.
456
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,657
Did I... You okay?
457
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,618
No, it's great. Keep going.
458
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,703
- Okay.
- Okay.
459
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,084
- I love your boobs.
- Thanks.
460
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,473
- Jesus. Fuck.
- Okay. Hold on. Hold on.
461
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,351
- Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Oh. What?
462
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,020
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
463
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,438
- I'm gonna come.
- Oh.
464
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,733
Not in my car. Not in my car!
465
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,652
- What the fuck?
- I barely touched you.
466
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:53,737
Oh.
467
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,281
Come on, dude.
468
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,163
Hey, I got you.
469
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,375
I'm sorry. Oh.
470
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,752
I'm coming!
471
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:15,591
Oh! Sorry.
472
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,011
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That felt so good.
- It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
473
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,223
- Get the fuck out of my car.
- I don't think he can.
474
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,559
- I'm sorry.
- Get out of my car! Get out of my car!
475
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,562
Get out of my car!
476
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,604
Your side. Your side.
477
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,442
- Are you okay?
- Ah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
478
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,736
I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry.
479
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,321
- Oh, shit. My hat. My hat.
- Your hat. Your hat.
480
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,614
Her hat.
481
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,451
- Don't forget the hat. Yeah, yeah.
- Are you okay?
482
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,704
Hold on. It's too tender. Don't.
483
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,706
It's too much right now.
484
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,792
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be sorry. It's fine.
485
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,545
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no...
486
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,383
Upside mine
487
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,178
Upside mine
488
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:05,349
When you touch my body
With your fingertips
489
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,186
Touch my body
Till I don't exist
490
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:13,065
Touch my body
Till it really fits
491
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,819
Touch my body
Please, please, do it
492
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,448
Upside mine
493
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,327
Upside mine
494
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,080
Upside mine
495
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,918
Upside mine
496
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:36,005
When you move your body
Up next to mine
497
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:39,842
Move your body up
And give a sign
498
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,721
Move your body up
And turn it around
499
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,642
Move your body up
And slide it down
500
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,103
Upside mine
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