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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,960 Erm, who would win the 100 metres? 2 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Obvious. Yeah. 3 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,960 I could win erm...sort of the first 30 metres. 4 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,320 Yeah, right (!) No, I could. 5 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,960 No, you couldn't. And then it would be you. 6 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,160 No, you - you couldn't win the first half a metre. 7 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,960 OK. As you see, Patrick's the one who's much more competitive. 8 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,960 You could be wearing running shoes - That's actually rude. 9 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,000 Whoopsy. 10 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:03,800 Personally, I find it so much easier to run with somebody than on my own. 11 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:08,960 It is, by far, the best form of social... Oh, yeah. I love it. 12 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:09,960 Wife hates it. I love it. 13 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,480 (LAUGHS) 14 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,960 What about a mile? Who would win in a mile? Patrick. 15 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960 (GIGGLES) 16 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,960 I would win in a mile. If you didn't get distracted. 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,960 If I didn't get distracted. No. 18 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,960 I think your mind fitness is more important. 19 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,960 Mind - Mind and body fitness is... 20 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:36,960 Mental fitness is more important than your body fitness. 21 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,000 Running is a mind thing. It is a mind thing. It is a mind thing. 22 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,320 It's not a case of putting one foot in front of the other. 23 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,960 It is a mind thing. If you haven't got the frame of mind to run, 24 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:50,960 that day, that time, that minute, you're only one step from a walk. 25 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,320 And that is it. That's a good point. 26 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,960 Excuse me. Could I interview you on the experience of running? 27 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,960 It's...exhausting. 28 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:06,960 I get a bit red and sweaty and er...hot. Very hot. 29 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,960 And I find, at times, I get a... sort of chafing. 30 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,000 That's quite uncomfortable. 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,960 When the Jane Fonda workout video had been on, 32 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,160 er...I have actually joined in once or twice 33 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,960 but at my age now, I've gone a bit stiff. 34 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,480 We used to dive off about 40-foot cliffs 35 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,960 straight into the sea. It didn't worry us. 36 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,960 Now, I wouldn't go within ten feet of the cliff. 37 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,640 (CHUCKLES) There you are. 38 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,320 Just go back to sports quickly. 39 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,960 Did you ever do sports to impress the opposite sex at all? 40 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:51,960 No, I wouldn't want to impress the opposite sex with sport 41 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,000 because I think... 42 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,480 erm... they're just posers. 43 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,320 Ah, the bother. The first thing, really, was... 44 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,960 when I first started climbing was to try to impress ladies 45 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,000 and besides that, all the women you do meet down here are, basically, 46 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,960 hairy baboons, you know, they're not my type, unfortunately. 47 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:18,960 And legs down for power. Hand first. Bang. 48 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,320 Faster with the hand. Faster with the hand. 49 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,960 But not - That doesn't mean, faster with legs as well. 50 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Fast hand first. 51 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,960 Watch. Pause and fast hand. That's it. 52 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,160 It's been lots of fun doing this. 53 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,480 I enjoy it. 54 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,160 Really, really hoping to, one day, get really quite good at this 55 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,960 but I don't know if it'll happen cos... I'm getting too fat, really. 56 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,960 Ooh...oh, dear! 57 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,000 CROWD MURMUR 58 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,160 WHISTLE BLOWS AND CROWD CHEER 59 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,960 You're getting swinged through the air 60 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,320 like you don't know where you're at 61 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,960 and you're trying to like find where you are but... 62 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,960 he's got complete control of your body. 63 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,320 Yeah, that move is really painful on your erm... 64 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,960 ..on your socket of your... 65 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,480 ..shoulder because he really pulls at it 66 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,960 and when you land, it's painful... and you... 67 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,960 Do you get it? Yeah. 68 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,960 When he lands, I've still got control of him. 69 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,160 You feel a bit, like, dizzy afterwards. 70 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,800 I went fly fishing once. I caught a seven-pound bluebottle. 71 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,960 I tried it but I got bored, just sat there waiting for... 72 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:50,960 ..summat to happen. I'd like a bit more activity, like, than fishing. 73 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Well, every time you go fishing, you never know what you're gonna catch 74 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,800 and er, every bite you get, it could be something different. 75 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,960 I mean, I've just caught a perch, 76 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,960 which is only a little thing. Spiky perch. 77 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,960 Good. A few more. Distance. 78 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,960 Fast feet. Keep a distance nicely. 79 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,960 Good. Change direction. 80 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,960 Good. Holding blades as well. 81 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,960 Legs down for power. Low-line parry. 82 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,960 Cease riposte. Start riposte. 83 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,960 Fast hand. Parry, parry, parry, parry, parry, parry, 84 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,960 parry...nice hit. 85 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,960 You can get to some interesting places doing this. 86 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,960 Most people don't get to see these places but... 87 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,960 ..which is good. It gets you away from other people... 88 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,960 ..into the great outdoors. Oh! Right, OK. 89 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,960 Just have a long reach and see if I can get to the top. 90 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,960 CRASHING 91 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,960 OK, then. See what we can do this time. 92 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,160 Oh! 93 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,960 There's been a few times the fish have won 94 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,640 where I haven't had any bites all day for a couple of times I've been. 95 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,960 You against the fish, basically. 96 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:14,640 But today's been good, which is very unusual cos it's been so cold, 97 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,960 but obviously they're hungry. 98 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,960 Hands are getting sweaty already. 99 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,640 Getting higher as well. 100 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:36,960 Ooh, dear. I...hope I'm not gonna... 101 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,000 Ooh - foot slipped. 102 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,960 Sometimes I'm competitive and sometimes I'm not 103 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,960 but quite a lot I do quite like to be on the side that wins 104 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,960 but if I'm not, I'm just cool with it sort of thing. 105 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,960 Well, you're getting better. Yeah, I'm getting better. 106 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,480 But at the moment, I think I'm cool with losing. 107 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,960 You just describe what move you're gonna do... OK. 108 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,960 ..and tell me where... I don't wanna get in the way. 109 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,320 OK. This is - he's gonna land over there so be careful. 110 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,960 Go back. Extending him. Extending him. 111 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,960 Hold on. 112 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,960 Erm... SMASHING 113 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,960 The last game I played with you, 114 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,960 you weren't very happy that you lost. 115 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,960 Yeah, and that was quite a long time ago. 116 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Well, you didn't take it well that you'd lost. 117 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,960 I didn't take it THAT well but I took it all right. 118 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,960 CROWD ROARS 119 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,960 GROAN FROM THE CROWD 120 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,640 (BLEEP) (BLEEP) 121 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,480 WHISTLE BLOWS (BLEEP) 122 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 123 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,960 I'm not getting enough exercise. I used to go swimming 124 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,960 but I've not got the time to do it now. I just can't be bothered. 125 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,960 I used to like swimming but I've packed that in. 126 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:13,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10169

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