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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,960 Could any of you do any impressions? 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,960 I used to do Dame Edna Everage. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,960 No, no, no! But I haven't done it for ten years. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:15,960 I don't know if I could do it now, it would probably sound awful. 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,960 Can you do one? Only a few. 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,960 Only a few! 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,960 Oh, only a few! 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,960 I can do Kenneth Williams. Go on, then. 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,640 (AS KENNETH WILLIAMS) Ooh, matron, no! 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,960 Oh, no! Stop it! Oh, no! 11 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,960 Impressions are sometimes funny, 12 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,960 because it's a caricature, an exaggerated movement of ourselves. 13 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,960 But it depends who does it. 90 per cent of times, it's not good. 14 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,000 Like when I do an impression of someone, it's really bad. 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,160 Like doing David Beckham. 16 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,960 (AS BECKHAM) It's you know, like that. 17 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,960 Kind of a geezer, south London, innit! 18 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:18,000 (WELSH ACCENT) I'm afraid I can't do an impression of Naomi Campbell. 19 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,480 That one. Just like that, just like that! 20 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,960 Just like that! (WHINNIES) 21 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:33,960 No, I can't do an impression of Kate Moss, either. I'm sorry. 22 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Do another just like that, shall I? (LAUGHS) 23 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,960 Just like that! 24 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,960 Just like that, just like that! (LAUGHS) 25 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,960 What I hate is when people do that bloody Taxi Driver, Robert De Niro. 26 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,960 (AS DE NIRO) You talkin' to me? 27 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,960 Shut up! It's so overdone, it's unbelievable! 28 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,960 This is Robert De Niro... as a New York cop. 29 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,480 (AS DE NIRO) Uh, give me one donut, 30 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,640 two coffees... 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,960 (SNIGGERS) OK, make that heavy on the mayo. 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,960 I could do a Scouser. 33 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,960 I think Julia Roberts would be... 34 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,960 ..quite an American voice. 35 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960 (AS JULIA ROBERTS) Howdy! 36 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,960 How are you today? How are things going? 37 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,160 That would be my impression of Julia Roberts. 38 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,960 (LAUGHS) 39 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,960 (STUTTERS) 40 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,960 I always laugh at the bloody... 41 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,960 (BOTH BAA) 42 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,960 All that sort of thing, yeah. Ooh, aye. 43 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Um... 44 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,960 ..kippers, they're good. 45 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,960 And I think they sound like this: 46 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,000 (SPLUTTERS) 47 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,960 Well, then there's a bloody chicken. 48 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,320 (MIMICS CHICKEN) 49 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,960 A chicken is one of my best. 50 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,960 I don't know why I'm so good at it, and I ain't bragging, 51 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,320 but I am good at doing it. It's like this: 52 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,480 (CLUCKS REPEATEDLY) 53 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,960 I don't really do animal sounds or anything like that. 54 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,960 I've got the wife to do all that, see. 55 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,960 Eh? 56 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,960 (CLUCKS REPEATEDLY) 57 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,960 Come on, have a go. Do a goldfish. A what? 58 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,960 (MIMICS GOLDFISH) I can do one, I suppose. 59 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,960 Don't think you're kissing me like that. 60 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,960 You'll have another think coming. 61 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,960 (THEY BOTH CLUCK) 62 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,960 It's just the faces you're making when you're doing it. 63 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:07,320 It's hard not to make a face when you do a chicken. (CLUCKS) 64 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,480 I do a pig. 65 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,960 (OINKS) 66 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,960 (SNORTS) 67 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,000 (SNARLS) 68 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,640 Can you pass me a tissue, my nose is covered! 69 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,800 Quick! 70 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,960 (LAUGHS) 71 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,960 A flamingo. 72 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,960 A cockatoo. 73 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,960 Aye, aye! 74 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,960 A cockatoo or a cockatiel? What's the difference? 75 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,160 A cockatoo... 76 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,960 Animal Magic. What was the guy called? 77 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,960 ALL: Johnny Morris. 78 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,960 I remember that. Oh, he was good. 79 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,960 He did all the impressions. 80 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,960 Was that a cockatoo? Or a cockatiel? 81 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,960 Cockatiel. It wasn't, it was cockatoo, man. 82 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,960 Cockatoo. 83 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,480 We're going for cockatoo on that one. 84 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,640 Cockatoo. Not Cockatiel. Yeah, I'll go along that line. 85 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,800 Starlings. 86 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,960 Eeee, well, you never know! I nearly said starlings. 87 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,960 No one likes starlings. 88 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,960 I like starlings. Nobody likes them. 89 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,960 I can do a cuckoo. (MIMICS CUCKOO) 90 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,960 I can do one of them! (MIMICS CUCKOO) 91 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,160 Can you do a cuckoo? (MOUTHS) 92 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,320 (MIMICS CUCKOO) 93 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,960 I've never really tried animal sounds, have you? 94 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,960 (MIMICS CUCKOO) 95 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,960 Why do people do impressions? 96 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,960 I suppose some people have got a gift for doing it. 97 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:46,960 They find it strange... to do an impression of somebody... 98 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,160 ..that they can copy so well. 99 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,960 And I think it's funny, isn't it? That's why. 100 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,960 I used to be able to... impersonate people, 101 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,960 and I'm trying to think who the hell it was, cos I can't remember. 102 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,960 Try doing an owl. 103 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,480 As long as it ain't too long. 104 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 (MIMICS OWL) 105 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,960 That's not bad actually, not bad. But owls don't do that. 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,960 (OWL HOOTS) 107 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,800 (WHISTLES) 108 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,960 (WHISTLES) 109 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960 They go... Like that, don't they? 110 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,480 Somebody's trying to send me a signal or something. 111 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,640 Yes, it's not very... 112 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,960 Cos everything is quiet and I hear that and I don't like it. 113 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,960 I like the sound of that. 114 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,960 The one you are listening to is (MIMICS PIGEON)... The pigeon. 115 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,960 Oh, Frank Spencer. 116 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,960 (AS FRANK SPENCER) Oooh, Betty, I'm having trouble! 117 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,960 The cat's just done a whoopsies in my beret! 118 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,000 I can do Frank Spencer. 119 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,960 I can do Victor Meldrew as well. But I haven't done him for a long while. 120 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,000 Go on. BOTH AS MELDREW: I don't believe it! 121 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,960 What the bloody hell do you think this is? 122 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,960 God's sake! I don't bloody believe it! 123 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,960 That sounds like a bisexual Victor Meldrew. 124 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,960 Well, he is, isn't he? 125 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,960 Is he? Yeah! 126 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,480 I don't believe it! 127 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,960 (LAUGHS) 128 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 129 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,960 (SCREAMS REPEATEDLY) 130 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,960 The neighbours must say...they must say, 131 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,960 "Them poor things have gone round the bend!" 132 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,960 There'll be an ambulance arriving soon! 133 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,000 They'll take us away! 134 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,960 (LAUGHS) 135 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,960 His impressions are sometimes quite cruel. I don't like them. 136 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,960 Hiya! 137 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,960 (GIGGLES) 138 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,960 He's being stupid now. 139 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,960 That won't be used on the thing, will it? 140 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,960 HOOVES CLIP-CLOP 141 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,480 (CUCKOOS) 142 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:38,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10204

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