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If there's something that...
DRILLING
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If there's something that annoys
you,
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something that gets on your...
DRILLING
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..on your nerves,
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something that...
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..is the one thing that sets you
off,
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that is a pet hate.
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CROAKING
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TRUMPETING
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CLUCKING
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TWEETING
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BARKING
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SNORTING
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MOOING
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Pet hates...pet hates.
What I hate...what I hate.
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Pet hates...
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I don't hate too much.
I'm annoyed by certain things,
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so can we go for pet...annoyances.
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Yeah, instead of hates.
Yeah, that's better.
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If someone crunches -
someone who's a noisy eater.
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Oh, yes.
Yes, that really annoys me.
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Like that...
CRUNCHING
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Yes, like that. That's annoying.
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The pair of yous are annoying.
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Very nice, though.
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Pleased you enjoyed it.
Yes.
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At the expense of our ears.
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Frustrating the life out of us.
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Burst a couple of blood vessels
there.
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I don't like that at all.
Yes, Joan, that's a pet hate.
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CRUNCHING
They're doing it again!
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Yeah, annoyances.
Annoyances.
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Yeah, what annoys you?
You.
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Fine. I think that wraps that up.
Can we move onto the next one?
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Well, let's elaborate.
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Let's find out WHY
I find you annoying.
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He is very self-righteous, actually.
No.
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You are. You always think
you're right. No. No.
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I like to get the last word.
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Well, that's not right.
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I think you do think you're right.
No, I've changed.
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You're doing it now.
I'm wrong, you're right.
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Well, I'm hardly going to say,
"Oh, yes, I am self-righteous."
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Not in a horrible way, though.
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Oh. What's a nice way
of being self-righteous?
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I don't know, it's just you.
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I'm just used to you
being like that. (GIGGLES)
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Self-righteous?
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No.
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No.
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INTERVIEWER: What do you think about
erm...speed cameras?
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Eating?
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Speed cameras.
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Sorry.
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Erm...speed cameras.
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No. Don't get it.
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I don't.
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Do you know what speed cameras are?
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Cucumbers?
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I don't drive, but if everybody
obeyed the rules,
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traffic would go better
and get there quicker.
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Like on the motorway,
as we sat travelling back,
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we were sticking to the rules
and regulations of 40mph,
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and there were cars coming past.
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I was shouting to the speed cameras,
"Get that one! Get that one!"
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(LAUGHS)
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Speed cameras.
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Bees' honey.
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No, erm...
(LAUGHS)
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Speed cameras. You know,
to catch cars if they -
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Oh.
Yes, speed cameras.
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No.
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Cos I can't stand listening
to the radio,
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cos the radio...
I find really irritating.
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I can't stand just having loads of
noise in my head.
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Erm...
CAR WHIZZES BY
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I hate that. I just like to
have silence in the morning.
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And if there's any noise,
it is just me talking to myself.
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Sometimes, when you're talking,
I come in too quick, before you've finished.
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Finished. We all do that.
I shouldn't do that.
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Or saying the words for you.
I hate myself for doing it.
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Yeah. I don't like people
breathing down my neck.
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Erm...no, I don't like anybody
breathing down my neck.
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Ooh, it makes the hairs
on the back of my neck stand up,
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if I can feel somebody
breathing down my neck.
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(BREATHES)
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Get back.
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Drunk people.
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I hate them.
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They behave
like a gang of wild animals.
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Well, not animals.
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They're loud, they shout,
birds fly off.
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They sing a hip-hop song that
doesn't make sense to anybody, and er...
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They're wearing these white trainers
and walking like orang-utans.
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Their hands is forward, bent,
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and they're going, "Ah-pss-chichety-
boom-chichety-boom..."
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You're driving down the motorway,
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they sling bleedin' Coke cans
out the window at 70 mile an hour.
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Do they? Yeah. Two or three times
in the last couple of months.
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All of a sudden, some prat slings
a Coke can out the window.
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It goes bouncing along, goes past
you at about 70 mile an hour.
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Hopefully, as you're driving along,
the thing don't bounce onto your motor, innit?
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You'd end up with dents everywhere.
You'd end up with hammer finish.
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Ha-ha. Hammer finish motor.
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(CHUCKLES)
HORN BEEPS
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The best thing you can do is leave
traces of poo in the way.
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They're not looking on the ground,
they're looking at the girls around them.
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They step on it, they walk with it,
then it's starting to smell.
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So they blame each other.
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They look at the sole
of their shoes and that's it.
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They've been hit by us. (LAUGHS)
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It's sure
that they can be dangerous.
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But in a smelly way.
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A funny question - what is your most
unappealing habit, both of you?
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Energetic?
Unappealing habit.
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Unassuming habits.
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Unappealing.
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I've never -
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Nasty habits.
If you've got any bad habits.
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None.
None.
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Oh, no. We haven't any bad habits.
Bad habits, no.
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Erm...bad habits.
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When people say something,
I pretend I haven't heard them so they repeat it.
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What for?
Just do it.
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Dave's got some bad habits.
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He goes like that... (CLICKING)
with his jaw.
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That really annoys me, like.
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Dougie does this. (POPPING NOISES)
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(LAUGHS)
I mean, what good's that, eh?
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It's as if his jaw's locked
and he has to go... (CLICKING)
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(GASPS) God.
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My habit is -
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Hm! I do that. This has been
explained to me by my children.
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This has been explained to me by
my children. When I say a joke,
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I go a bit -
Explain it! (LAUGHS)
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What's that?
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Somebody's flushed
the toilet upstairs.
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The other few bad habits...
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I tend to scratch a lot.
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And erm...
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I also...
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unknowing to me,
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I tend to pass wind a lot
when I'm in public,
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but that doesn't really worry me,
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cos you've got to pass wind,
or you might blow up.
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(LAUGHS)
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What does that mean?
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Bad smells.
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(LAUGHS)
But that's natural, isn't it?
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Not that much, isn't natural.
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You've got that many bad habits,
we haven't got time to discuss them.
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I don't think I have, have I?
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(SQUELCHING) Eh?
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What bad habits have I got?
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Erm...
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(BURPS) Pardon me.
Pardon you.
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You can't not do it, can you?
It's not like biting your nails.
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You don't have to force it. (LAUGHS)
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I don't force it, it just...
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You do. Urrrhhh!
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Like that.
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It's not true.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY) He-he-he.
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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He-he-he-he-he. Hmmm.
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I hate spiders and...
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erm...I hate spiders and...
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Oh, erm...
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Spiders and...
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Yeah. Spiders.
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Erm...as I say,
I think we're being used by people.
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Erm...our tolerance is being used
by people for their own ends.
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Erm...I was most annoyed with the
election of the Labour Party,
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who weren't really bothered about...
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