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There's always that thing,
isn't there, of families?
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There are bonds that are very
strong,
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and loyalties and all those things
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that hold the family together.
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And they're usually balanced by...
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pain and misery and...
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um...
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I mean, I really haven't
got time to go into it -
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it would take all day.
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How do you get on with your...um...
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brothers and sisters and mum and
dad?
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I don't get on
with my sister very well.
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I don't get on
with my brother very well.
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And I don't get on with mine at all.
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But I get on with them all the time.
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I sometimes get on
with my mum and dad.
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They sometimes get really GRUMPY!
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Introduce yourselves first of all.
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I'm Brian.
And I'm Keith.
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We're brothers.
Brothers, man. By blood.
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Not by just the name.
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(LAUGHS)
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As brothers go, he's cool.
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He has his..
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has his unique ways, let's say...
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you know...as everybody does.
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Your family make you feel like
it's a rollercoaster of emotion.
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Some things are
really joyous moments,
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and others are fraught with, er...
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fraught with...
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desperation.
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It's the rollercoaster ride
of life, isn't it, really?
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That end,
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my wife and my daughter and I live.
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Monica's got two children as well.
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But hers live...
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One at home and one in Reading.
I got a son in Reading.
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How did you feel when he left?
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Well, he left the nest
and didn't come back, really.
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Is that one of yours as well?
Yes.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I've got...
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three children -
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two girls and a boy.
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And then I've got a boy and girl
which are twins. And then...
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I've got twin girls,
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and they've got...
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Three. Four each.
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Four children each,
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so I've got eight grandchildren
from my daughters.
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And at the minute
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I've got three grandsons
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and I'm hoping for a granddaughter,
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soon, I hope!
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, he's got five
and I've actually got...
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Here, I've got Jasmine...
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I've got Kay and Charlotte and Matt.
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And I have another three in Swindon.
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So I've got Jay, Jerome and Jessica
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in Swindon.
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So I've got seven.
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Seven meals to get out...
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plus our own...
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plus our travel
backwards and forwards
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in between both.
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In the morning...
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it is sunny.
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Yeah.
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When I stand on my brother's toe,
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by accident,
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he tries to hit me in the head,
on purpose.
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Like this!
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Oooh!
(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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I normally give my little lad
a punch,
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and I give my daughter a hug.
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And that's it, really.
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I'm a Geordie
and I'm rough and ready.
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And they normally
give us a bit of a punch back
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or a bit of a squeeze,
sort of thing.
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And it's just great to see them.
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Well, my eldest daughter
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will be 68 this year.
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Will she? She'll be -
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And she is... beautiful.
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Is she?
Still beautiful.
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Oh, good. Yeah. Well, every child
is beautiful to their mother.
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Oh, no. I've got three. I wouldn't
say they're all beautiful.
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Oh.
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You can't tell what
your children will look like
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when they're inside there, can you?
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(MUM SNORES)
I mean, what's gonna come out?
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Well, you know there's gonna be
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a bit of you and a bit of her,
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and you hope that what comes out
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is gonna be the best bits of you
and the best bits of her.
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And if they could only come out
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showing the best bits of both of you
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then they'd be better than you,
wouldn't they?
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That's it, we want our children
to be better than we are now.
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So how many chicks have you hatched,
then, do you think, over the years?
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Hundreds and hundreds.
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Hundreds, haven't we?
Mmm.
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But they must be so tiny.
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It's amazing -
Well, no, that's huge.
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I was so surprised. Yes.
I mean, the egg was about...so.
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Mmm.
It came out...
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huge.
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You just collect them, don't you?
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Once you start, yes, more appears,
and...
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the more and more you get. (LAUGHS)
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When the baby was born,
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I looked at the baby,
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and it was all wrinkly
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and old-looking.
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And I said, "Ooh,
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what is that?"
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My son's diabetic.
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He gets highs and lows,
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and one day he was really
depressed with his diabetes.
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He kept asking me and the wife,
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"How come I'm diabetic
and me sister's not?"
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So I tried to cheer him up. I says,
"I'll swap you any time you want.
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I'll have your diabetes and
you can have my Geordie accent."
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He said:
"No, I'd rather be diabetic."
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I said, "You're joking, aren't you?"
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It's great, ain't it - great?
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He's very intelligent. He knows
everything you're telling him.
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That's what I like mostly about him.
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You can tell him to go to his bowl.
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And he'll go.
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And he'll pick out...
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a treat himself...
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and he'll wander off
and he'll eat it.
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And whatever you tell him,
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he'll understand,
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sometimes better than a human.
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And he never ever
does it on the pavement.
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(COUGHS)
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Aw, cough it up.
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Twinkle, little star.
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Yeah, you know that song, do you?
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Baa-baa, black sheep.
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What's the other one?
Twinkle, little what?
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# Have you any wool?
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What's that big thing in the s-
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# Yes, sir, yes, sir,
three bags full
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# One for the master...
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That's it, you can't shut her up
once she gets going.
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# One for the dame...
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They just show that they love you.
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It's like all of them, isn't it?
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They've all got characters
and they all show
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that they rely on you
to look after them.
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I only gotta say, "Come on -
bedtime," and they'll follow me.
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They go for walks.
Yes. Round the fields. Walk.
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They just follow me.
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I've been very lucky
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to have children.
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Well, so many.
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Two husbands, you've had,
haven't you? Or three?
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Four children.
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How many husbands?
That's not the point.
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Nobody asks me how many husbands.
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And you will bring that up.
Which is very wrong.
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Are all the children to one husband?
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That's a subject that is private.
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Ah.
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AWKWARD SILENCE
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I've only had two.
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Oh, you've had two.
Well, I've only -
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Children.
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Oh. I thought you said husbands.
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No, no.
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Hmm.
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I couldn't have a better dad.
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I couldn't look up to anybody.
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I couldn't see anybody
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telling me how to live my life
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any better than the way my dad did.
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And I hope I can be just as good
to my own children.
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I try, but I don't think I could be.
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I don't think anybody could be
as good as my dad.
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No, my dad's my hero,
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without a doubt. Definitely.
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That's it?
Yeah.
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Thanks a lot, love.
Right-io.
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No problem. Not at all.
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Mummy?
Yeah?
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ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE
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He's gone.
The Okey Man.
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"Can I have an ice cream?"
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Mum?
Yeah?
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I want an ice cream.
Do you?
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Yes.
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I want the one
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we always get from the ice cream
man.
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What, a 99, you mean?
Yes!
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With a Flake?
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Come on, we'll perhaps
manage one of those.
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A rainbow one?
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No.
No, you don't want that?
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